#💣tarkov-released
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Reddit 
Laughing my ass off reading these posts frfr
Redditors not bitching about something without making up the dumbest excuse in the world to not fix their own problem challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
reddit try not to say n word challenge (failed)
What are you using? 25k??
95k
Moonshine
i need a duo who's down?
yo they added the beacon
can u go to the light or it out of reach
it gives you 51 strenght and endurance
It is a ritual being done by the cultists
the cultists will resurrect zryachiy if you allow them to complete it
if you interrupt them they will aggro you
It is kind of fun
we just got swarmed by scavs and were near zriyachi and we all died cause we couldn't shoot
kind of funny
the ppsh meta is being studied
always has been
More details on the event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDnf8LqbZbw&t=5s
The REAL Halloween event just began and you must stop the cult from summoning a god from the blue flame. In Escape from Tarkov right now Zryachiy and the cult are 100% spawn chances. When you kill Zryachiy you have 5 minutes to find and stop the cultists ritual or you will have to deal with "Vengeful Zryachiy" who is practically invincible and m...
if u kill the cultist before they revive zryachiy then in their pockets u get 1mill keys usually like dorms marked or RB VO or BK
I'll just go and do my quests
No you won't
shut it
Maybe I will
💗
Me when Halloween event
literally why you shouldn't go onto reddit
like the entire point of EFT is that its hella realistic when it comes to firearms / cag guns
What kind of redditard wrote this
I will fucking break that cunts kneecaps
"Muh post soviet aesthetic"
Brother there is nothing aesthetic in it, it is brutalism in it's rawest form
Sorry for the rant but I just cannot bear mf's like this
the brutalism is the aesthetic
when it comes to firearm
even then you are only half right
recoil is pretty wack yeah
remember, my trained operator cant fire stock 9x19 weapons without recoiling into the stratosphere
True
idk im pretty lancky but 223 and 5.56 recoil isn't that bad


we love cultists
akmn goes hard
i may commit the grave sin of actually playing
How have you managed that
Theoretically, when your rig is full surely you should do a quick reload since there's no space to put a mag in a rig so there's no point to reload normally

i havent tried it
just watching vids and landmark
it sounds awesome but im terrified cuz im a quest junkie 😭
i dont think i could take out 6 cultists lol
its just like any other AI
hold a right angle with flechette in a uhhh
m3 super 90 long mag
and spray them when they run thru
or use a big mag with 5.56 or 7.62
alright thats a fair point
AI is one thing
but i am dog water at pvp
ill try this event
probably die to player scav with a bolty while looting a cultist lol
or get w-keyed by a gigachad
i totally forgot it was pvp lmao
i thought it was just cultists
too much gamma brain
uhhh
could always use smokes and shit
I think AI can see thru em still
get players killed by cultists with that shit
just pop the dude with his arms up
do you think uhh
bcp would be good for this
to pen face masks of cultists while getting instakill headshots
the uhh
.308 version
its kinda mid too
apparently the boss jams ur guns if he gets summoned
so u gotta wipe cultists real fast
or use ppshes in secondary
or u can use uhhh
underbarrel m203 with shotgun rounds

It's every map that isn't indoors only
i just replace those
why is fence retarded?
he buys broken armor and guns, its prolly all the fumes from empty gas cans you sell em
if you think about a person who traded Spetnaz weapons for 2 bars of soap that'd be Fence
fence tasks would be better if uhh
they had a reward and not just rep
ive seen like 2 with rewards and they've been like
screw bolts
i couldnt even take out all the cultists on reserve in an offline raid lol
how are you sposed to do this in online
i went bagariy ulach m4 with a vudu 55a1 popped a propitol brought extra meds
the cultists just have crazy accuracy high pen ammo and you're given 7 minutes to kill em all
i only had 1 left
i camped in white knight for most of the ritual since i had cultists running up to me anyway
do they sit in the summon circle
impact maybe
or run 7.62 pp for that flesh damage
fucked up yo
reserve might be the map for it
ritual in process rn
do cultists count as scav bosses
or can I just mow em down
the incident of '99 style
cultists aint scavs?
yup
no rep loss from cultists only zryrachiy prolly
damn!!!
even getting 2 is impressive
i had double that
the first cultist took my arm off and gave me a light bleed but he had no meds
i walk into a train car turn around and see a guy so i blast him
cuz he didnt voice line or make noise or voip
he tore me the fuck up
loot him hes a scav i get hemostat bandages and an ifak
then i get hunted by AI scavs in that train car and die
everything blacked except torso no joke
if i had a PK i wouldve ran to hole in the wall to extract with the loot
where the beacon spawn
same spot each time it seems
just north of K and east of white knight
south of E2
that means nuffin to me
is it by the helicopter or the garage
stand at train station and look at dome
straight line from train to dome, in an open field
stop speaking in chess terms
there you go

I didn't know I kill this guy
ok
I was in cellars exit
Hide in rat spot
I thought that 2 shot didn't kill him because I still see he running
My eye sight is so damn bad

Y e s
if anyone does a scav run does it crash for you?
Yes
I crashed 2 times yesterday on interchange
They did it
we are NOT allowed to play 
BurgerState
so ofc
as usual
in order to make people play the event because they know some people dont care they simply force people to play in one way or another
gg
ima try to join a scav raid
if it crashes we know
@stark torrent my book arrived for the dictionary we did it
95k moment
was able to scav on customs day
ofc die from a pmc in dorms
22 minutes remaining
fking crab
didn't hear him
open door to 3rd floor enter and he beams me
very good player he is the 2nd coming of lvndmark this guy
When I tried to scav in, everything loads, but once I start to actually get into the raid it crashes

cleared game cache, checked integrity of files and it worked fine
same
This game
Low str > Pmc throws less distance than a baby
High str > Pmc throws to the moon

PMC is a certified trebuchet
Literally mortar man
Let me know what you guys think of the channel intro should we add some more spice to it or leave It be for the new channel videos intro???
Honestly, it's for the content , because his chat approves
type hello in chat
get banned
He does say some true shit but in the worst manner basically
he doesn't really care
Yeah same with lvndbob , he just does his hours, takes paycheck , goes out with e-girl , repeat

I'm all for bakeezy tbh
join stream
chat is this where we meet kaban and we have sex?
unreal
also smitty
smitty and tigz are cool togheter they fuck around
proof tigz loses his sanity solo

friends :)
I never noticed he has mittens
I left desmondpilak's stream yesterday as soon as he started playing with tigz 
Not even left, I just passed out while watching
no
no
Please let's do it
nice mittens
whoever designed this event should be fucking burned alive
this shit sucks ass
the cultist ai is abysmal they can literally see you from 200m away through any number of trees or fog

i'd legit rather have every boss on every map with the same key drops
cultist AI just sits in a bush so passive you literally cant fight it
if i can't play normally and do my quests then I'm not playing
this while event is just "shoot the ritual dudes before gun cultists kill you and loot them after zryrachiy respawns"
since the gun cultists despawn after that
im just gonna wait another month for prewipe
I wish there was a way to make this event optional other than only play factory and labs
Maybe make friendly zyrachiy only spawn after 10m?
So you’ve got 10m to do at least something
First interchange run in wipe
Run into the store
Kill a PMC then all of the sudden all exits except for one blocked
You basically are forced to leave because if you dont have a key for the other exit that exit will 100% be exfil camped
no because only one exit is avaliable
he has got to be mad
if i chose sell all id get 400k roubles
i feel really bad
wanted to mess around with on the big gun
sell all goes to fence, he has really bad selling price
Yeah which is why i chose to organize it all very jankly into my stash
Btw where is the TT gold from?
Im not that retarded since Yeager has a quest to turn 2 of em in
I just forgor who drops it
Reshala drops it
guess u are retarded
he only wants 1
They know people wont play the event
so they force people
and that's cringe
I don't want to fight your dumbass cultists they won't complete me my quests
So fun to scav in, ritual complete and Zryachiy is literally next to you.
Cba to scav with the ritual going on
Even as PMC it's annoying. My raids last night, people killed Zryachi, I go head towards the ritual, start killing cultists and we get killed by someone just hiding making 0 noise. Or we get killed similarly on the way
my insurance rn
good thing with this event is that , seems the people who killed me couldnt extract either

incredible event
truly
#shorts #asmr #guns #mosin #sniper #callofduty #sovietunion
actual footage of mosin man preparing to go woods
(he has clear visual on you from god knows where and he will headshot you)
bro I'm a whole ambulance
8 minutes left
i'm about to exfil
decide to check plane
salewa cms and moonshine
I love this map
270k just like that
Another 500k raid

jaeger quests are about suffering through woods (i hate woods)
Woods is literally the calmest map
its so chill compared to customs reserve interchange and all the rest
go in
move through some trees
loot like 400k worth of shit with 0 risk
leave
its that easy
not when you have no knowledge of the map and get blown up by mines(and of course outskirts wasnt available AT THAT FOKEN TIME)
what is the best ai mod for SPT?
People who say woods is bad are the same people who play woods like this
die from someone who saw them because the sawnmil is open
and then complain that the map is bad
None
i just skirt around the edge and get blown by landmines
ok sorry
idk how people miss the mines
its like
99,9% of people when they join woods they forget the layout of the map
idk how it happens
even if they have multiple raids on the map like over 100
i see the mines but they are not in a straight line, i dont pay attention and run into them
the moment they join its like their first time
theres mines on the road
on the hill next to usec camp
and on the edge of hte map so you dont wander off
thats literally it
ima walk to customs from woods if there is going to be no mines
and i manage to run into it(so i guess
)
it is
Stopped the ritual as a scav on reserve, but then there were raiders and I died
i mean 8am is pretty dark
wtf
idk where u live but on my planet the sun still exists

same
@stark torrent where does zryachi spawn on woods?
aint really in the mood for fighting him
just want my free 500k from woods and i'm out
pro tip for this wipe: always check the small ammo boxes
everywehre , he spawns randomly and runs around
bruh
oh ok
so I can just do my regular routes
idk if I will be able to find this many
ok unpopular opinion but this is one of the best and least used holos in the game
its good
uh1 is nice
yes but you never ever see it
but this just looks cooler tho
looks more futuristic
find lots of bullets in raid
pick them up
none of them sell well to traders except the super high end shit
another day
another thing which decentivises looting
it just kinda covers more of the screen
way bigger
i would rather use eotech
it feels good for bigger guns like sa58 or rssas
they should nuke the servers
Here i am changing the barrel on an MG-42, due to a firing rate of over 1600 rpm it gets really hot really quick. I fired this at The Range in Las Vegas.
I'm kinda curious
I'll go reserve
and pick up every ammo box I find
and see how much money exactly I can make
so
there is no recoil and ergo difference between using TRAX combo or VDM
only difference is price
the thing is however that the VDM gas tube is availabe at mechanic 3 while the trax is availabe as soon as mechanic 2
so what we learned?
use the trax at mechanic 2 the money you spend from the VDM is not worth the hassle
Just kill scavs
Event is going well just shot a cultist 10 times with 762x39 PP ammo at point blank and got 2 tapped by quakemaker
A.I is working as intended I see
Just go reserve
Absolutely nothing
I mean you could pvp
Indeed it is
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dude listen
LISTEN
LISTEN
I go facotry as scav
spawn in with card
rush for exfil at bunker door
Ive just found out that cultists have a shit ton of health
Did he get camped
GG
my kedr was on semi cuz the game for some reason doesnt make the gun go full auto when you spawn in
so I died
WTF
WHY ARE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
KEYBOARD HELLO!?
Ye why don't scav guns spawn on full auto
Jokes on you they don't have one
How to make money on escape from tarkov
Step 1: sell keyboard
Step 2: profit
yes
that is unbelievable
bro it annoys me
and I play slowly
not W shifting everywhere
and it pisses me off
Wtf has tarkov turned into
we have pmcs camping on factory
g fucking g
Exit camping has always been an issue on factory
Just not on the player scav extracts
exit camping the scav extract?
?
that's a new one
this is why I've given up
and at this point
I just press shift
and whatever happens happens
my chad arc has started
More or less about the same
started doing it when I was grinding shoreline
which was about like 3 weeks ago
Yeah same
Decided why not bring out some good kits grind some quests and PvP a little at the same time
Although still players are seemingly disappearing
funny thing is
chasing pvp is still not worth it
cuz people will camp the body and you will most likely die
or they will take everything and be gone in 5 seconds
like If I run in to someone I will fight them
but i wont actively chase pvp cuz that wont complete my quests
I'm focusing more on getting good at PvP than questing rn
If I'm good then in future wipes I won't have to worry about PvP as much
And if I spawn near to a quest item I'll grab it
quest
unlock good guns
pvp
I'm aiming to reach level 40 before the end of the wipe
But if I don't it is what it is
Tarkov got me so unmotivated I started doing my assignments
Lmao
Ragman 4 more like ragman 2
The list of still-uncompleted quests at level 43 from just one trader really sums up this game, doesn't it?
How do u not have factory chief done wtf 😭
is that ragman
tagilla gets holed by ks23m flashbang rnds
i find flashbangs way funnier
dude sits there eating concrete while you pump his legs with shrap10
imagine being a timmy
going into raid
and being unable to play the game because there's cultists on the map and an aimbotting zryachi
bsg really put a lot of thought in that event
event is great for people who no life the game and have kappa and everything unlocked
but for people who take the game at their own pace? lmao good luck
how often does the game have events or updates catered to new players
uhhh
i think the flea change was a little bit of a better cater towards them
removing barters makes newbies able to get high value items easier
like quest keys
roubles arent as hard to get as a green card to trade for a dorms marked or whatnot
cmon they added the svt
I'd say thats a very
Good
change for new players
surely it wont affect gameplay much
i will play soon
instead of once a day to collect BTC its now once a week
i need to get sleep else i will walk into timmies staring down a corridor like a cabbage
o?
SVT SVT SVT
avt factory is mad fun
AVT is fun in general
bababam no zabralo for u
i like KS too but it's gonna be a problem if tagilla comes over
not rlly
1 zvezda and hes like a turkey
sits there for like
5-6 seconds
ah yeah the zvezda
enough time to pump a shrap10 into chamber and his legs
and when he stands up the 2nd one is right about to get him
@soft coral do you drink rockstar energy at all
Nope
i got 2 cans of the lemonade flavor
pretty good
ill prolly get some white monster tomorrow
if they have it at my grocer
theyre both good
instead of AVT goblins
Ultima just gets higher ergo
so its easier
thats why you will see it more than 1mp53
you wont see many mp153s anymore
its just svt svt or avt everywhere
so cringe
NGL
svt is really good for event
lps will slam cultists into the curb
and scopes are kinda good at the foggy part of it since enemies in the distance kinda have an outline in fog
barely visible but its there
@proper eagle they're adding pregnant scavs in december

dont remind me of the body horror movies i saw yesterday
have you seen zryrachiys face in this event
yes
its gonna be like alien
gonna be santas clawing their way out of a scav's chest
dont open the presents in ur hideout
I wanna complete my questssssss
not fight cultists
yeah
u just pop the summoning guy or 2 and gtfo
wait for it to complete and while ghost man is slashing someone you loot the 2 kills
dude
I dont want to fight them
thats the thing
cultists wont complete me my lighthouse quests
or interchange quests
:D
I think its obvious who the event was made for

not biased btw
real
its basically for hackers or streamers
thats about it
no one else is gonna kill 6 cultists in 7 minutes
i want to for da loot but the ai is cheeks
I dont want to have zryachi looming over me
give me my 70 rb-vo keys
did you know hes friendly if you dont shoot him
he is like santa
or svt
dropping booze n shit for you
if you drop him something hell drop something else in return
try giving him a zibbo or a pevko
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fits the tarkov vibe
yes yes m4 not m-16 stfu
could use the right parts and that new 16 inch barrel to larp as if it were an m16
frfr
I would rock that every single raid
Unless i found a weapon inraid
Which would be accurate since U.S military soliders grabbed aks off of dead vietcong members...
i want more uhh
adar-like guns
guns that are alright early wipe
but you can mod em to be even better as you level up
some of the more recent guns start off good and thats it
like the aug a3 and g36c
they got no modding at high levels other than a foregrip and muzzle
i love the look of the tactec but damn is it kinda bad
really heavy and the hpc or arms arma cpc is just better to use
tho cpc is quest locked behind some annoying quest
tactec is at ragman 3 so it's good enough
and 9.5kg for a class 5 rig is ok
Bagarly is 13kg
gzhel is 8.9kg + a rig like blackrogck is at around 10 ish
HPC is a great chest plate but holy shit the barter is garbage
and the aacpc is locked behind a gay interchungus quest
we do not go there
wait for real
shiiiit thats good
tactec would be mega sex if it covered tummy
the untar armor is like the same size and covered tummy
Thunderbolt is pretty good too and it weighs a lot less, one of the lightest rigs
Just doesn't have the 2x2
lightest rig is this one
0.900kg
Alo
hivan
hihi
Check the Thunderbolt, it weighs even less .640 kgs
.620kgs actually
Is the event over
no clue, sheepdog
kiss yourself
do it yourself
no


saving so much weight fr fr
now instead of one tape you can pick up maybe 2 extra
lmfao people now minmaxxing weight because BSG's system sucks ass
losing 1 ergo on a part to get -0.15 weight

well uhh yes
I dont do it
but some people do
this rig is better
no this one is
achtmually 🤓 this one is
No shit how did i miss this
Pick up bag of Viva snacks , it's over
the chad smells the juice in your backpack
Deaf people : literally cant hear
Also Deaf People : can pinpoint my location exactly because im overweight

Level up crafting
Literally saved 4 seconds on my 16 hour craft
Thanks bsg so generous
@soft coral we got hit with the double cringe over here
Yess
cat ears in tarkov is over
Its not a hoodie smh its a poncho
im having fun which is all that matters imo
spt is for losers
ah alr
kitty ears
spt
inability to read channel description
I removed it, wont discuss it further then
for future reference
yeah i would avoid overall discussions as it simply triggers the average tarkov player and it will end to mutes
Dont get why people get mad over that lol but yea
too complicated
we would need to make an entire thesis on why our average tarkov joe gets mad when someone mentions spt
because spt is actually fun yea
no
yes
superiority complex
tarkov is fun too , depends who you ask , beauty is in the eye of the beholder
ye
Mhm true, just don't like the overall cheaters that and I can mod tarkov to my preferences now
sure , thats a solid reason
if it had multiplayer tarkov would have probably died or actually get sued by bsg
or like custom servers and shit
maybe in another timeline
lets just say there may be
i know about it , it's a alpha project for now , sounds like a cool idea but i feel if it gets too big BSG might attack it
first time in months I took a piss in uni restroom
we did it
@stark torrent where pepi pictures
PEPINO
petur
Big true
SPT with mods is much better than the base game what are you guys talking about?
BSG is just a bunch of proud individuals who think they have a superior product
spt in tarkov channel? death
Yeah, for some reason BSG decided to go "Fuck you" and restrict SPT
Last time I checked you needed to own EFT to play SPT
But we are talking on le forbidden topic here#
We should continue worshipping the elder god
Don't tell me they took the skyrim modpack approach
through trusted sources, you can circumvent spts ownership check and use a totally legal copy of tarkov
How the fuck do you even play pirated tarkov
I dont think there are pirate servers for it
Ah, so the reason BSG hates SPT is due to the fact that it fosters piracy
technically
no it's not over
Can't even play SPT without owning the game lol
Though, I would like to play Tarkov without my PC dying because server's are constantly shitting themselves
event over?
wake me up when it ends ty
no not yet
No get on and play Ivan you're stuck in tarkov
nope
Entire reason i play EFT is for PVP
Spt dont got that
Well fun to me isnt killing scavs got the 3 billionth time
I wanna kill PEOPLR
I wanna ruin someone's day as they ruined mine
yes i love being held at an angle for 35 minutes because i chose to loot crackhouse

Thats not all SPT is bro 💀
Maybe read more into it lmao
great, alex loves holding an angle for 35 minutes at crackhouse, you two will get along
All it will be is fighting AI
Oh no i rush people
I play with no fear
thog don care
Suicidal to a extent
Like any other game and stalker 
Yeah i dont play those games anymore
I need to ruin a person's day
Burly MEN
Im not....i said to each their own, if he wants to thats all on him, idc as long as he has fun
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i dont have the physical ability to fight against even average tarkov players
To each their own, as long as everyone has fun, I prefer SPT they prefer live, we can all be happy
damn what happened
SPT has a couple AI mods that make them more complex and human-like and just as IF NOT more dangerous than 90% of players in the live game (Something BSG is incapable of doing)
But yeah, killing bots can get boring, the only real reason i even use SPT is for content creation with camera mods
Well you see you are doing art
The weekly this-game-sucks-i-fucking-hate-it-devs-are-trash-event-is-trash-cheaters-are-everywhere-dont-know-why-i-play-OHMYGODTHISGUYPLAYSSINGLEPLAYERTARKOVFUCKINGPIECEOFSHITWHATALOSER argument
Complain about everything that makes Tarkov ass. Someone comes in and says that this makes everything about Tarkov not ass but there's this weird dick measuring contest about it.
Dude ban this piece of shit wow
Idk he seems legit
hi gamma channel
Hello
Get kill by scav on lower nape 
idk man people were talking about mods or something so I thought this was a gamma channel
@proper eagle hiiiii
uh hii
it's supposed to be finished by today

whenever the fat fuck wakes up
ok im not playing it but thats cool to know


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Hardcore realistic milsim
The drunk hobo has better eyesight than PMCs
just like nikitia
Happened to me also
I loaded in and immediately got shot
Before i could alt tab back in
event still on?
people need to stop sayin milsim
stop saying realistic
it is an immersive milsim
not realistic
goldenstar doesnt fix ur broken legs
I think I was killed by this guy lol
REALLLLLLLLLL
its not a milsim either
yeah, it's a survival looter-shooter
2 super water for this
not bad
alright nice
time to spam scav woods
I ain't wasting my time with this event
could've been like lv 35 maybe 36 by now
there it is again
cant even scav
gg
fk this
I'm out to play risk of rain 2
great even bsg I'm having so much fun not being able to play the game
Skill issue 
ok?
at least be original llama
notice the
in my sentence, ivan
he gets triggered easily dont take it seriously

it aint about triggering
its just an overused joke
cmon be creative
more passion
more energy
i couldn't give less of a fk if I'm honest
event trash
I dont play game
simple as that
I'm literally encouraging him to be more creative
dumbass


Yes, you
aha






llama aint nobody reading the essay youre writing
this aint english literature class
the essay shouldntbe 500 words minimum





aha
No patience andy over here
Take your schizophrenia medication ivan
🍿
ye
wholesome kiss
didnt know the anticheat accessed kernel









