#💣tarkov-released

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soft coral
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is a crime

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idc what people say

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8k

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is stupidly low

wintry ridge
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i swear

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bsg needs to make quest xp scale with level

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i dont care if it leads to people fuckin holding onto early game quests like stirrup for weeks to turn it

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in*

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it would be a drastic improvement

soft coral
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or..lock it in at the level you completed it

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so it doesnt give more and more

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with time

wintry ridge
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and prolly lighten the amount of people farming bosses or rogues for XP since their loot has been garbage

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so you actually get PVP

soft coral
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quest to pick up a fucking album
16exp

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Chemistry closet which is literally enter a fucking room

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13k

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hand over THREE GPUS and 15!!! FANS

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8k

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?!

wintry ridge
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run into most populated part of interchange

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8k

soft coral
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that too

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unless you spawn close to oli this quest is suicide

wintry ridge
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less than uhh

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marking a container

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that you DONT EVEN NEED TO SURVIVE IN THE SAME RAID FOR

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this one is 10k to visit a spot and leave

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iirc its in the boss spawn area

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but its not that bad

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since you can run in even when the boss isnt spawned and run out

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it gives more xp than wet job 6

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a quest thats further along than this

soft coral
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Perfectly balanced quests

wintry ridge
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xp is so shit

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its a terrible system

soft coral
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this is why its boring to do quests that give like next to no exp relative to your level

wintry ridge
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and the xp required is awful

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its like runescape level

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20mil for max level

wintry ridge
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and unlike runescape ur player wipes

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so its not just a lifetime account its like 6 months to get that XP

soft coral
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whatever "youre just bad get good its hardcore game" - nikita probabyl

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gonna play some scavvy raids now

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and go look for my card

wintry ridge
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u should go pmc and tag and curse urself

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on uhh

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i think reserve might be the best

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if you sit onb the roof of one of the heli buildings

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shoot any scavs that walk up to get you

soft coral
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ofc I die on woods

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pmc on the usec camp

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with 12 minutes left

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whats new

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What is an extraction anyway bro

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we got infinite time in the raid its fine

wintry ridge
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imagine EFT if it was like uh

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stalker

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so you has anomalies and artefacts to grab too

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and they actually had a reason for raids to be a set time limit

soft coral
wintry ridge
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IE blowouts or whatever

soft coral
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and we had a brain scorcher

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and monolith

wintry ridge
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scorches ur neurons

soft coral
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true

wintry ridge
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overpowered zealots to nikitia

soft coral
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LMAO

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having these here as if I'm gonna get to ragman anytime soon

soft coral
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How good is express?

stark torrent
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never used it , i just go magnum fuckshot or flechette

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piranha was decent if u dont have flechette

proper eagle
soft coral
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The level of satire here is so much people might take the video seriously and cry on reddit

soft coral
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bro how hard is it to find rgo nades bruh

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aint no way

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I just spawned with card

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and I die

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omg.....

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I hope only good stuff happens to that guy named "Pipisko"

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dude is named fucking penis

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only good stuff

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to him and his family

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what you doin camping outside of interchange bruh

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holy disgusting players man

stark torrent
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The intro it deserved

soft coral
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the intro we didn't know we needed but the one we deserved

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Didn't know I would find a gun this sexy and appealing

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but here we are

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Good thing the chads haven't found out that the two .366 vpos exist

stark torrent
stark torrent
soft coral
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Ty

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quality kinda dogshit tho

stark torrent
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Youtube already kills it , if i embed it as well it goes to shit

soft coral
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downloading the video also compresses it

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wtf

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@stark torrent

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alo

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that's better

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Now you can pin it

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Quality over anything

rugged stump
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Should I support the Russian economy ?

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What do you think bro?

soft coral
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no

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dont do it rav

rugged stump
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Has battlestate games improved enough

rugged stump
soft coral
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not in the slighest

rugged stump
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Tbh I don’t think I can play even if I wanted to. I barely have the time to do anything since I became a wagie

proper eagle
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this is a poopsocker game

soft coral
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Boys. Ladies and Gentlemen.
lv30 is ours

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WE DID IT

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HUGE spike once again

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get fuel from gunsmith
put fuel in generator
228 error wrong item

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damn ok

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my bad

soft coral
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go shoreline with nice akmn kit with trooped and everything

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die in 2 shots from 7.62x39 BP from somewhere ( legit couldnt tell the direction was non existant)

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nice.

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I spawned on the road next to railway

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walk up north of construction on the grass next to houses

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hear shots and drop dead

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like what?

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how do you fight that?

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like how do you even spot the guy

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let alone fight him?!

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cant see him

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cant hear the gun

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die in 2 hits because ofc he has BP and is camping

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like WHAT?!

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so playable that map

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I'll run the 209

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time to die from mars again

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died

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I saw a guy

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shot him

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missed

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went to chase

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see his boyfriend to his left and take out my gun and instantly die

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2 deaths in a row

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very fun guys

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love how pmc takes 5 years to take out his gun

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so fun

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so realistic

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your gun is apparently up your ass deep down

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idc

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I will run it as many times

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as I need to

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to get these last 3 kills

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and free myself of this horribly designed quest

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even if I get down to 1 mill and I have to use an svt

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I will fucking do it

keen linden
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you run a flir when you go shoreline Clueless

soft coral
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I dont use that cringe shit

devout surge
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but if you still want it, maybe tarkov arena is gonna be good 4 ya

proper eagle
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you can start playing any time, every part of the wipe has its own problems

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for me early wipe was full of shitty campers

soft coral
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ok I got one

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svd enjoyer

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and I got colleagues 3

devout surge
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the game is flooded by hackers n shit

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its never been as bad as it is since 2022

soft coral
proper eagle
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yeh

soft coral
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Doesh e know

proper eagle
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i said shitty campers

soft coral
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fair

proper eagle
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but later on at least the campers are loot pinatas

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so i'm not mad

soft coral
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if a guy

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with a rat rig an svt or something like that

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is a loot pinata

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then I'm jesus

proper eagle
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thats early wipe

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but i'm talking HK gzhel ulach campers

soft coral
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that's not the bottom of the barrel

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that is bellow it

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2 more

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what would be the easiest way to get 2 more kills

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rush nearby spawn? and hope for the best?

proper eagle
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i got sent this clueless

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stark torrent
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Tacticool mosin

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Gangsters in USA : Tommy guns , molotovs and pocket pistols

Gangsters in Russia :

soft coral
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So strange to me how I see nobody moving around the map despite waiting for like 30 minutes like where is everyone?

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are they all dying?

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even if I wait in a area where you expect to see people at some point

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ofc the moment you start moving that one bush over there headshots you

stark torrent
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they just camp other areas or they quest and literally sit in a bush and play candy crush on phone for 35 mins

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this game

soft coral
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one of the games

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Another great balancing decision on bsgs part

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you can buy the THOR supressor

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but the muzzle is locked behind lv 4

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skier

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what.in.the.actual.fuck.

stark torrent
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burgerstategames

soft coral
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like

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why allow me to buy it in the first place

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skier 4 is lv 38 bro

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cant use it on a 308 gun too

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Like what?

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aight lets see

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2 more kills for punisher

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and I'm free of shoreline for a while

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oh no..that means I have to go...INTERCHANGE dreaddreaddread

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@stark torrent alo ping the high resolution video

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get eastern shoreline spawn
I want to kms
get western spawn
everything is fine

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I DID

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@stark torrent @proper eagle I DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

proper eagle
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did what

soft coral
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PUNISHER

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BOTH KILLS

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THE LAST TWO

proper eagle
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pog

soft coral
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FUCK YES

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WE W SHIFT IT

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FUCK THEM KIDS

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thx cuhh

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I didnt take all their shit

devout surge
soft coral
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Fk

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this

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historical moment

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oh nice embed

stark torrent
soft coral
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anyway

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yes yes I love windows having like 2 encoders and thats it

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gg

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multi dollar company can't play more than 1 video file

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I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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at last

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How are you lv 45 and run a tier 1 fast mt

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at least use the tier 3 helmet bruh

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this games modding is so fking weird

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you are not allowed to use the afg( I like this grip) with the complete trax hanguard with the bridge

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you need a SI rail to put this on

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this grip is so baller

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sad it sucks kekpoint

proper eagle
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real scavenger hours

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1 mil raid peepopray

soft coral
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where's the 1 mil

proper eagle
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in my wallet

soft coral
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that doesnt look like 1 mil

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wtf

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what makes it 1 mil

proper eagle
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hk416 barrel 100k

soft coral
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ah ye

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imagine using hk

proper eagle
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hk416 is great for its rate of fire, but it needs to be modded like m4a1

soft coral
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I prefer big boy bullet rd704 or mutant
hellonewstalker3

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interesting how 5.56 and 7.62x39 have the same damage almost

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balanced I guess

proper eagle
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only m856a1 has on par damage

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soft coral
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hmm

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the 2 man I killed on snoreline today
I was using 856a1

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bro I unloaded into them both

proper eagle
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m856a1 has good armor damage stat

soft coral
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and the armors got zeroed

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wait lemme check clip

proper eagle
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yeah you emptied into it

soft coral
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mhm

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I didn't hit the entire mag

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my heart was beating fast cuz I didn't want to die

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but I had to push him

proper eagle
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6.41 armor damage per round so you put around 7-8 bullets into it

soft coral
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the 2nd guy was being escorted by this lv45 boyfriend

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HUGE progress today

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I said to myself I will finish the kills

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bam 2 raids later I got all 3

soft coral
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buy map
play on low settings
mfw

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mip streaming does that

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MONOLITH!?

proper eagle
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Where

soft coral
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wdym

proper eagle
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where monolith

soft coral
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on the bottom of the interchange map

proper eagle
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опа

soft coral
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aha

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The tan man returns

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Tarkov the type of game where a bottle of some fucking homemade alcohol is worth more than a fucking VPX module

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bro I tried googling the price of one

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all you get is tarkov related shit kekw

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Like wtf are these websites bruh

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shit looks like the deep webb

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you buy one of those the CIA is at your door the next day

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There is no price

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there is only "request a quote"

stark torrent
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i love you too

soft coral
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1:28

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ouch

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Bro this website probably sells shit to some millitary dude

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if I click request quote

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will they send a rocket my way?

wintry ridge
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its uhh

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servertech stuff prolly

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if you rrequest a quote theyll prolly schedule a time and see if an install is easy for you

soft coral
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Ima order some

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found in raid

lyric cairn
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I once got a website like that ordering speakers and I got a call from a guy wanting to know what "volume” I was "trying to move". It dawned on me that I'd requested a quote from a distributor. I needed two so I just hung up

frosty basalt
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would you guys say its worth it

lyric cairn
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No

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It ain't

frosty basalt
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to constantly keep moonshine running

lyric cairn
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Give up now

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Oh. Idk, then

frosty basalt
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super water takes forever to make

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moonshine is only 3 hours

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if i had intel center 3 the commission reduction might actually make it barely profitable for pure water at 140k and sugar at 60k

lyric cairn
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I'd say just do the math since I'm not sure what you're talking about. You can try Tarkov dot dev since they're the same as Tarkov market but no paywall. Pretty sure it'll do all the crafting throughput math for you

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According to Tarkov Dev, crafting moonshine is a loss of 965ru/hr.

It's more profitable to craft bottles of water from your super water as that's a profit of 31261ru/hr.

Again, all according to this website and the price of everything on flea at this moment

frosty basalt
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good lookin out man

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i guess people craft moonshine for barters yk

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vs me i want to make money

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and well also level hideout management

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money, vs 10 skill points every 3 hours...

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hmmm

lyric cairn
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https://tarkov.dev/hideout-profit/

Tarkov.dev

Checkout all information for items, crafts, barters, maps, loot tiers, hideout profits, trader details, a free API, and more with tarkov.dev! A free, community made, and open source ecosystem of Escape from Tarkov tools and guides.

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That'll tell you the highest profit for each station. Tarkov Dev slappadabass.

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I think if you use all these crafts, you'll level your hideout management like crazy, even though some of them are not profitable, you're losing only a handful of ru/hr

frosty basalt
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i never realized how awesome it is

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i just checked it out rn

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i guess if im patient and sell moonshine at 300k

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i could profit a bit and level hideout management

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assuming buy all components for shine

lyric cairn
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I'm not an expert by any means, I've just stubled upon this website at work. I'm not sure how accurate it is but, since it's all math, it makes sense.

frosty basalt
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yea

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and i can always adjust for super current item prices

lyric cairn
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Iirc, there's a slight loss in skill points for hideout management if you use identical crafts back to back so, maybe check the site and rotate your crafts per station to maximize leveling hideout management, if that's one of your goals

frosty basalt
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I’m not turbo sweating the hideout management all the time

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Only when I’m actually playing

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I don’t log on to set up shit usually

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If I’m doing raids for the day I’ll check on em and set stuff up

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But like I basically never use workbench crafts cuz I’m lazy

wintry ridge
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i cant be assed to craft unless its a quest item or somethin

frosty basalt
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anyone know the difference lol

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why choose the JP over the lobaev

low iris
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okay i may have 50k but im am a HORDER

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i don't care if they are useless but i am BUILT to horde

lyric cairn
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My g you gotta break the ice on that shit and start selling. Inventory/stash space is a resource.

frosty basalt
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those 214 keys vendor well

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the 206 keys are shit

frosty basalt
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is nvidia reflex still buggewd

keen linden
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managed to kill 4 dudes at RUAF

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frosty basalt
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dayum

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20k magazines

keen linden
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Mf had the mechanic M4 with M995

lyric cairn
frosty basalt
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fps loss

lyric cairn
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I do not know, then, unfortunately

soft coral
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on top

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I personally like it when I run the schmidt and bender 1/8x and still want a RMR

frosty basalt
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i c

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i asked sheef in his stream

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he likes the geissle because of its high placement of the scope

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"on other mounts like nightforce your vision is obstructed by your barrel, i dont like that"

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so personal preference i suppose

soft coral
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yes

wintry ridge
soft coral
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I watch desmond

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sometimes

frosty basalt
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me too

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he says retard a lot

proper eagle
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desmondpilak has great pvp

wintry ridge
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watchin trey

frosty basalt
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funny guy

proper eagle
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i'm watching his stream lol

soft coral
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trey is awesome

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he loves to run off meta shit

wintry ridge
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hes the people's streamer

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he isnt a tryhard pvper

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but he isnt a damn dirty rat

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and his highlights are pretty good

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his duo partner is funny too ngl

soft coral
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Willerz is fun to watch but then it gets boring cuz all he does is tryhard

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so its like billysleep

wintry ridge
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another fight... andddd he wins with movement and positioning

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repeat all stream

soft coral
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yes

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plus tray likes doing alpha container account

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my personal favourite will always be smitty

wintry ridge
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pro bait

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dies 99% of his highlights

frosty basalt
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jesse is probably my favorite tarky streamer

wintry ridge
frosty basalt
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thats what his yt vids suggest

wintry ridge
frosty basalt
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not surprising

proper eagle
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monday servers so good

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none of the weekend gaming chairs

wintry ridge
proper eagle
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cope

frosty basalt
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mmm tarkov so good!

soft coral
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Can you not

wintry ridge
frosty basalt
proper eagle
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I'm not gonna bumrush pmc's in customs

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Nope, nada

wintry ridge
proper eagle
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fuck

wintry ridge
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you dont wanna let papa jaeger down

frosty basalt
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jaeger quests be like

wintry ridge
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how else will you afford to run flechette

soft coral
wintry ridge
frosty basalt
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shoot a scav in the legs and wait for him to heal and then shoot him in the leg again

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set up a wifi camera in view so i can watch

proper eagle
wintry ridge
soft coral
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Yall mfs kinda zesty

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Bro my brain was fried yesterday from all that shoreline

wintry ridge
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its the tarkov pipeline

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u get dicked down so much by the game its gonna happen for real

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if you haveit, uncharted is on PC

proper eagle
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you get dicked by the game first, then you get dicked down

wintry ridge
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wrong channel

soft coral
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Alooo

proper eagle
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I might try days gone

wintry ridge
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the mods make it look cool

soft coral
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Today I finish punisher

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and then do punisher 5

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and fjnally we get to 6

wintry ridge
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he thinks

soft coral
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I think therefore i am

soft coral
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whats wrong

wintry ridge
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nothing fella

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good luck tho

soft coral
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it's an easy quest

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wdym

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takes no time to do on factory

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grab a mp153 grab some magnums

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and aim head

wintry ridge
soft coral
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ye

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punisher 6 is simple just use svd

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its not too bad

proper eagle
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but i bet they'll stop spawning kekw

soft coral
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I alredy have it

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from woods

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theres multiple spawns there

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for an m4

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I have all the guns

proper eagle
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the rock on top of one of the usec camps

wintry ridge
proper eagle
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it's supposed to have a kitted M4A1 build

soft coral
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it is

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yes

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behind the tent

proper eagle
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what build do they give

soft coral
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on the sand bags

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on the other camp

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on a matress

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and on the old sawnmil

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next to the big truck theres a BMP

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on it too

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woods is simply THE map

stark torrent
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me when the BMP M4 spawns on both sides :

soft coral
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and its not the default m4

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it has the other gas block

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so you can mod it with level one or two traders

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gg woods

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providing since 1945

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that bush over there was used by young grandpa when fighting the germans

earnest timber
soft coral
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using these 2 barters

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you can combine the parts from one and the other

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and make a banger m4

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and then sell the parts youre not gonn ause

wintry ridge
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only the stock with RBP is worthwhile

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the t1 and specter aint goin on an M4

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and theres like a billion better suppressors for 5.56

soft coral
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yeah

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pretty terrible build

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absolutely unsuable

soft coral
low iris
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suffering from sucess

wintry ridge
low iris
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need pistol kills of PMCS

wintry ridge
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just do quests for rep

low iris
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but i keep finding AKS and shit

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TF KEEP FINDING

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fucking module 3MS

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even though for the past 2 days I DIDN'T FIND ONE

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and now they are EVERYWHERE

soft coral
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I'm telling you that this m4 is good for a barter

low iris
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when i needed it for skier

soft coral
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obv its bad compared to the meta jeff

wintry ridge
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nuh uh

low iris
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i need acess to FLEA rn

soft coral
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yeah just do quests and get to lv40 bro and bam meta m4

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its that easy

low iris
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or else im literally gonna have to sell all the keys i have

soft coral
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like did you purposefully miss the fucking point

wintry ridge
soft coral
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yeah

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just miss the entire point of what I said

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just no life bro

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its that easy

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get to lv 40 in 2 days

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nothing serious

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a walk in the park

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dude actuallly refuses to read

low iris
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i am like

frosty basalt
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honestly slap the 406mm barrel in there, rvg black, moe pistol grip, thunderbeast and thats good enough right there

low iris
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half brean dead

frosty basalt
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the rest of the shit can be used

low iris
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imma hit up EFT tommrow

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after work

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( 3 am gaming )

soft coral
frosty basalt
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thats a lot of money lol

soft coral
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THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT

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OF THE BUILD I SHOWED

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COMBINING THE 2 GUNS

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IS THAT IT"S NO MORE THAN 200k

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YOU ILLITERATE FUCKS THAT CANNOT READ

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barter for both
combine parts
sell the rest

frosty basalt
soft coral
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fucking hell man

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I literally showed my money before and after the build

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its like 160/170k minus the ammo

frosty basalt
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thats nice

soft coral
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Gj you can read

frosty basalt
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how about an ak-101 for 160k-170k

soft coral
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Sure I suppose

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both good

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depends on what you want

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some quests are m4 specific

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so

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but yes ak101 good too

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you cant hide cunt

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frosty basalt
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nice lol

wintry ridge
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everyone knows that map is empty

soft coral
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I've truly changed

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shameless

frosty basalt
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just watched glorious pull 2 ledexes on labs

lyric cairn
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Watching streamers pull ledexes and labs cards is pain for the common man

soft coral
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I find mine on woods hellonewstalker3

frosty basalt
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to you guys who play lighthouse have you found a SOIC book yet

soft coral
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NO

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woops

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no*

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As Val after exactly one magazine

wintry ridge
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It's only from a quest reward I think

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Or maybe a barter too

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Something locked behind light keeper tho

frosty basalt
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is all the loot spots post unlocking LK?

soft coral
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wait what book?

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ooh

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uhh

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last wipe when they added it you could very well find it on lighthouse

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there was I think a table in the train depot north of the plant which had a spawn for it

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idk about drawers tho

frosty basalt
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Mk

vague yew
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hows this wipe going, its the only wipe since end of 2019 that i didnt hit level 40 in a month

frosty basalt
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Not that I will ever be able to use it in any craft

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Since labs and light keeper tasks lol

frosty basalt
vague yew
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did the lighthouse stuff progress at all or its still like a deadend questline

frosty basalt
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Gigabeef has survive 17 labs raids daily

vague yew
frosty basalt
vague yew
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problem for me is his location not the gun, i have serious problems getting killa ever since they changed the spawns for him, he always catches me offguard

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tho i think they made the ai less masochistic for the player this wipe, havent tried this wipe

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think im still level 25

frosty basalt
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Nice

soft coral
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flashes

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or nades '

vague yew
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yea flashes is for sure a good tip

soft coral
stark torrent
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it also drops in scav case super rarely i think

soft coral
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CUM!? 😳

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SECRET LIGHTKEEPER SEX GLITCH

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play with lightkeeper and cum in 0.1 seconds

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click here

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I've been there

soft coral
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factory
nobody comes office
mfw

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alright we're not doing secured perimeter kekw

soft coral
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ye bro I love the rogue walking sideways and insta tapping me

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so realistic

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with 1 bullet

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dude legit shot once

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meanwhile your pmc shooting a fucking 5.3 KILOGRAM RIFLE

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very realistic

lyric cairn
soft coral
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10 seconds to know where you are is a bit too much

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takes me about 3 usually

lyric cairn
soft coral
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aha

lyric cairn
soft coral
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this has more to do with playtime and the way your brain works

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cuz

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when you play woods enough times

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pretty sure your pmc always spawns looking in a specific direction

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like you wont spawn looking to your left or right or up or down its always bang right forwards

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so your brain remembers

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like photo memory sort of

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example

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this spawn

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you will ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS spawn looking towards the contsuction beyond the border of the map

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so if I see that I instantly know

lyric cairn
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Hate that spawn. At least 40k timmies die to that spawn every day

soft coral
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I like to play a little game

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where I watch the clock

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and see when someone explodes by a mine

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they will never ever ever learn

lyric cairn
soft coral
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perfect example

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watch the clock

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these were last wipe btw

compact knoll
soft coral
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Bro you'd laugh as well if you were there

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shoot a timmy 10 seconds later hear him explode

compact knoll
soft coral
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aha

soft coral
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc @stark torrent what you hear on shoreline

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the moment you step into the resort

proper eagle
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mfw aks-74u gets barrel stuffed in the doorway

lyric cairn
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Ayooo this dude stuffing barrels in a doorway on a gun that's supposed to be short enough to not have this problem lmaoooooo

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I'd be voiping that shit in a heartbeat

proper eagle
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what

lyric cairn
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I'd make fun of you over voip if I see you stuff your barrel in a doorway if you were rocking a small gun

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Fuck it, I'd just make fun of you, period.

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Then you'd kill me and take all my shit but at least I'd get that out of my system.

terse pecan
soft coral
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exactly

terse pecan
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like you're in middle of nowhere? well then you're near either radar tower or near scav house

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if its hilly then you're near radar tower

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easy as that

lyric cairn
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Shrimple as

soft coral
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10 meter jump? across?

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realistic

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if only bsg made their game the way they make their memes

earnest timber
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Tarkov + PAYDAY collab

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wintry ridge
frosty basalt
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ive got the busy hands bug

wintry ridge
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so there was a reason to do lightkeeper

frosty basalt
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i hate this game

wintry ridge
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do his questline and get an ECM device you can use once for like 100k

earnest timber
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lol

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Imagine

compact knoll
frosty basalt
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excuse me what the fuck

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takes up 2 squares in the photo

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takes up 6 cells

wintry ridge
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bsg went regard mode and forgot

frosty basalt
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the barrel adds +2

wintry ridge
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its barely any length

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2 more inches is nothing

long silo
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When u get killed by a guy camping extraction with a suppressed shotgun

frosty basalt
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so cringe bro

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fuck extract campers

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id rather they go camp high loot spawns

proper eagle
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fuck extract campers without a condom in the butthole

low iris
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ran the shit out of a PMC

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who had fat loot but sadly i died

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also killed another with a MP 133 and he had a M1014

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got that boi out of factory

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he even got the first shot on me but i had armor

soft coral
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Alo people

low iris
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DB with magnum...

soft coral
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double barrel only?

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brother you got 20k roubles to your name or what?

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get a mp153

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Wreak havoc

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and dont use the stupid beneli

low iris
low iris
soft coral
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isnt it bugged?

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idk if they fixed the bug where the shots don't actually go off at once

soft coral
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shoots slower for once
and has worse modding

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double barrel is good but anyone with a half brain will know to push as soon as you fire even after one shot because youre most likely going to reload it

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double barrel is only a meme

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if you want to kill people use mp153

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There's a reason its been the best shotgun all around for a few wipes

low iris
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FUCK

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no wonder its been so ass lately

soft coral
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idk how people dont know that

low iris
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thought they fixed it

soft coral
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theres a reason the double barrel is actually bad

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on double mode

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on single its fine

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literally just use mp153

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you have 0 reason not to

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unless you cant buy it kekw

low iris
low iris
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BONKED a poor USEC

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with that single shot 7.62x54R rifle

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lowkey feel kinda bad cause i think he was going prapor's mission

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for the file in factory

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his fault for peaking a REALLY bad angle on his end

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at first didn't even think i got him

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so fired again

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FUCKED A GEAR CHAD

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OH DAMNNN

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ill get a clip up rq

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i am making a comeback

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file too big

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:(

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big sad

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i flicked on his ass and 1 tapped him

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there should be small enough

soft coral
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that ak build aint bad

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I'd tweak it a bit

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but it's aight

low iris
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which is CONFUSING asf

soft coral
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imaigne using helmet

low iris
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espcially factory ya know?

soft coral
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pff

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IMAGINE

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USING

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HELMETS

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end of discussion

low iris
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i survived a mosin shot once using that one riot helmet

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2 HP left on head

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i go from using a shotgun

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doing bad

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to using a rifle

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to doing good

soft coral
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chimera man says otherwise

low iris
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all mags had BP in em

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i actually feel bad

soft coral
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no this cannot be forgiven

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now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

low iris
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100% factory built kit dude

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SUCKS ass mid range

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but is really good short range

soft coral
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aha

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even on factory

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I'd still use a supressor

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maybe thunderbeast or QDC

frosty basalt
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Helmets are scav protection

low iris
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and rat protection

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(/me )

frosty basalt
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And the ratnik shows up in insurance all the time since everybody’s got a bunch and nobody wants yours

west ice
wintry ridge
soft coral
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geared chad is a relative term

low iris
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Level 12!!

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Also had another geared dude i clapped but died same raid

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FUCKING CUSTOMS AND ITS CROSS MAP EXTRACTS

soft coral
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customs has hella cringe extracts depending on your spawn

wintry ridge
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thats a bad one

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50/50 for outskirts or ruaf

soft coral
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theyre easy to get to

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so no

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woods is better

wintry ridge
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eh

soft coral
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even if you get outskirts

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dont walk in the open

wintry ridge
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idk i think having most of the map take 2 extracts is fucked

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even if they're kinda closed off

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theres only so many routes you can take to get there

soft coral
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outskirts , ruaf , un , northern un , car , zb016 , zb014

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aha

wintry ridge
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and then the lights off at UN and someone already took car

soft coral
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customs extracts are in such places where its high traffic areas

wintry ridge
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flares off at zb's

soft coral
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skill issue

wintry ridge
soft coral
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same with old gas , zb012

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and car

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like

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the fk

wintry ridge
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like having neither reshala or goons or cultists spawn 4x in a row while quest hunting

soft coral
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only difference is theyre in super high traffic areas

wintry ridge
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i just need to get some xp and loot

soft coral
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customs cringe

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simple as

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get to extract
35 squads fighting around you

soft coral
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we need a VHS-2 rifle

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and a CZ scorpion

long silo
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i love running in as pmc with a pistol kill a scav take gun kill more scav run when health gets hit or full loot

soft coral
proper eagle
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how we lookin

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skier 3 unlocked

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the sexy ass vudu barter

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😭 😭 😭

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the suppressor barters are so underrated

soft coral
#

ew

lyric cairn
proper eagle
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doesn't do much to reduce recoil

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the ultra S barter comes to 52k

lyric cairn
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But it goes on everything 😎

soft coral
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Hybrid is dog

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just use a muzzle at that point

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and have more ergo

lyric cairn
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Nah. Imma keep using hybrids

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Just to steam your beans

soft coral
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cunt

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❤️❤️❤️

proper eagle
soft coral
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Doable

soft coral
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wheres the scavs at bruh

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why factory so empty

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lv26 made the mistake of using pirahna

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buckshot is the way to go brother

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I love using shotguns on factory

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I used express in this raid

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and that shit is fucking accurate bro

low iris
soft coral
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yes

low iris
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RUAF is right next to the tanker for checking so early wipe its HELLA populated and a bunch of scavs spawn

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But its better than litterally any other extract

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I hate how ZB 1014 is at smoke stacks

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THAT SUCKS

soft coral
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?

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where?

low iris
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The giant silos

I call them smoke stacks

soft coral
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thats zb011

low iris
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My b

soft coral
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zb014 is all the way on woods

low iris
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SEVERE AUTISM

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Same thingy anyway

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Customs is a good map but extracts suck dick

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There's so many good spots for extracts

stark torrent
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Meet me at the Cock Bunker 14

soft coral
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REAL

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don't go to the cock bunker at 3am

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almost got butt fucked by lightkeper dread

low iris
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How do you extract from the other ZB in customs

soft coral
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which one

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theres 3

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zb11 is always open
zb12 the light has to be on

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zb13 you turn on the power

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theres a room with a switch

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on the other side of new gas

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just opposite of it

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and you need factory key

lyric cairn
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You need factory key to turn on power on customs??

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No wonder I never go down there

soft coral
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you need the key to open the door dumbass

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the room with the switch is free to enter

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the room with the extract isnt

lyric cairn
soft coral
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and you have to go back

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and go stronghold

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which is ww3

lyric cairn
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Took smugglers boat for the first time a few days ago. Campfire is poor man's green smoke

proper eagle
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if you go straight to the bottom via the pit it's an easy extract

soft coral
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tru

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easy yes

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safe

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sometimes

proper eagle
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deal with the rats, send them back to the stash

low iris
#

Lowkey have a tarkov addiction

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3 am gaming last night

compact knoll
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@soft coral this be playing when i enter dorms

lyric cairn
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It isn't. I was up until midnight playing Tarkov

low iris
lyric cairn
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I don't stop playing until I can't keep my eyes open. I was up at 4:30am yesterday so, midnight was reaallllllly late. I feel you completely

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I've made a commitment to myself last night to stop playing so much. I need to keep focused on getting back in shape. The vidya will still be there.

soft coral
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Bro I play 2 scav raids and 1 pms and I'm done for the day

wintry ridge
soft coral
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even thats too much sometimes

frosty basalt
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It’s the time investment bro

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I do a scav on reserve 0 risk 100% reward stress free looting never encounter PMCs literally every cuz they’re all questing

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I go to any map as a PMC and I don’t care that I didn’t make money it’s not about the profit

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It’s the time wasted for nothing

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At least if I get a kill or 2 I have some fun yk

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But man I’ve had so many deaths of> didn’t see and or didn’t hear the guy and boom dead

wintry ridge
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run around for 20 minutes and see not a single other soul and then die to a 5.45 bs round from some bush camper

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scavs you meet up with other pscavs and party

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pmc is sad and empty

soft coral
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aha

lyric cairn
frosty basalt
low iris
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Whay would be like a cheap sidearm to bring

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On a hella cheap sniper loadout

white void
#

How many rubles do you have

low iris
#

Bout 300k

white void
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Astufrallah how are you so poor

wintry ridge
low iris
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Need to run customs for the goofy ahhh PRAPOR file

wintry ridge
low iris
low iris
wintry ridge
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kedr

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i guess

white void