💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

no need

[stark torrent]

oh dont worry i wont run anything else kekw

fully kitted mdr with class 5 or avt naked with good aim

[green panther]

Finally prapor LL2

[stark torrent]

ggs

[soft coral]

if I complete the 2 tarkov shooters

I will get like one entire level worth of exp

and more

[green panther]

Now gotta grind up for more level

17 for ragman and 20 for mechanic

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAA

pishka

not nice man

[green panther]

Oh nice

RPK-16 from prapor and I already have it

Ivan you want it?

I can give to you

[soft coral]

For what?

I can only use ps ammo on 5.45

the fk will I use an rpk for

[green panther]

Don't really know

[soft coral]

nah dont need it

[green panther]

Alr

Gotta do postman pat part 1

[soft coral]

There's

[stark torrent]

Wait

[soft coral]

an american bolt action rifle chambered in 7.62x39

[stark torrent]

YOu were playing with Artyom

The Ukrainian Artyom

That got banned here?

[soft coral]

no

[stark torrent]

ok then

[green panther]

Friend from the west part 1 give me a PAIN

[soft coral]

don't force that one

trust

just play the game

you'll do it naturally

[green panther]

Alright now will hop on custom map

for both quest farming part 3 and golden swag

He not good

[soft coral]

Lighting in tarkov truly is dogshit

you see nikita is fat

which means he don't go outside

and that mf clearly doesn't know that light reflects off pretty much any object aslong as it has somewhere to enter through
and on dorms there's the bigg ass doorway and windows

and what?
pitch black gg have fun

[frosty basalt]

Tarkov lighting sucks because you have to account for the real life scenario where your pmc has cataracts from years of reading the instructions on a crayon box outdoors in the sun (he was trying to figure out if you have to take the wrapper off the crayon before eating)

[soft coral]

Nice

probably blind from flashlights too

and flashbang

so tarkov lighting IS REAL your pmc is just blind

[frosty basalt]

Mhm mhm

[keen linden]

i wonder what happened to therapists friends!

[soft coral]

they got...nvm

[green panther]

Drip

[soft coral]

a whole waterfall

[green panther]

I can't escape from tarkov

Hope this will done without dead

[formal jetty]

Good luck

[soft coral]

[green panther]

Gonna be rat and camp in third floor

after 5 minutes I will get letter then extract

[formal jetty]

I got to drop off the letter for delivery from the past when I get on

[green panther]

Just hope for good spawn

Good spawn for delivery from the past quest

You can just go quick and place it then go out

But not 100% sure you will alive

[formal jetty]

Well I hope I do

I got the scav kills for therapist to do too and get one more iskra for jaegar

I also only need the levels for lvl 2 traders except for pk and jaeger as I still gotta spend money with them

[green panther]

PK won't that hard to spend money if you found a good thing that he need

Like ES Lamp

It around 36 dollars as I remember

or any information item

[formal jetty]

That’s good to know

I only got 1k out of the 11k I need😂

[green panther]

[formal jetty]

Yea that’s how I feel too

[proper eagle]

ssd's, sas drives, maps sell really well

[formal jetty]

If I find them and can extract with them lol

I don’t know the loot spawns too well for any of the maps

[proper eagle]

do you have a 2x2 container

or you could just scav

you'll find heaps of them in filing cabinets

[formal jetty]

I have eod

[proper eagle]

mfw not putting it in your container

[formal jetty]

I haven’t even found any of that stuff for it to matter

The only info thing I found was a ledx on a scav run

[green panther]

I Almost late for 3 sec

But well all done

[proper eagle]

the spawns are filing cabinets, dead scavs/duffel bags

[green panther]

Postman pat done

[formal jetty]

So what map do I go for?

[green panther]

If you wanna grind for spend money of PK

Maybe

Try on reserve?

I'm not sure

[proper eagle]

reserve has tons of cabinets

[green panther]

Oh yeah that true sir

[proper eagle]

just the surface buildings around the helicopter

[green panther]

Yes yes sir

Just try not to get kill

[formal jetty]

Ok I’ll go there then

[proper eagle]

extracting as pmc is pain so maybe scav

[green panther]

Scav good

Plus maybe some luck

you may found boss as corpse or alive

or scav raider

Kill em for good gear

That what I did

[proper eagle]

if you have the cojones to fight raiders and d2 rats go for it

[formal jetty]

Ok

[green panther]

Oh hell naw

STREET OF TARKOV

[formal jetty]

Where does the reserve boss usually hangout at?

[green panther]

Train depot thing

[proper eagle]

K buildings, train station

[formal jetty]

Yea I googled too

[green panther]

If you found boss there around 6 - 8 guard ( I think but they got alot of guard)

They are full gear so good luck

[formal jetty]

I might pass til I get a decent scav the one I have now I think has a shotgun

[green panther]

Jaeger quest is damn pain

[formal jetty]

Which one?

I’m still on his starter💀

[green panther]

Kill 5 scav without armor

[soft coral]

Same energy as me

fk that map

[green panther]

Eliminated scav with bolt action (iron sight only)

[green panther]

Yeah man

[soft coral]

honestly

[green panther]

Unless wanna kill that big boy

[soft coral]

I grew to love jeager quests

they hard

but they are not the same "go get X item from X place"

as every other trader

i used to hate em but now i look forward to doing them

[green panther]

True

That true

Maybe I will give it a try

[wintry ridge]

just K now

dunno why they moved it around

I liked him being at K or heli or knight

really fun variation of ways to fight him

K just sucks because theres only like 3-4 ways up onto the platform and his guards sit on all of em

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

sounds like ivan

[formal jetty]

Woods is literally the easiest map to learn

Well delivery is done I did a run thru with no gear and almost died

[stark torrent]

Woods

[formal jetty]

noice

i need to get one

its stirrup time

[terse pecan]

wdym by that

ivan literally knows every rock placement on woods

[formal jetty]

Welp I got one kill😂😂

[wintry ridge]

The part where he died a bunch and can't catch a W

[terse pecan]

that isn't really new a thing in tarkov

or special to ivan

[wintry ridge]

[formal jetty]

time for round 2

Stirrup is dumb lol

I died again

[frosty basalt]

Why even do stirrup

Unless you’re on standard or the edition above that there’s no reason to do it

[formal jetty]

Don’t you need to do it for kappa?

And I also wanted to try the revolver you can buy at lvl 2 skier

[wintry ridge]

No but it's easy xp

Quests are really just for XP and trader rep

Rewards aren't very good for 99% of them

[formal jetty]

Then the wiki lied to me😂

I do need xp tho I’m halfway to 11

[stark torrent]

Woods

I go to sawmill , check beach with thermal

I see 5 man

Oh dear

[wintry ridge]

Oh it is for uhhh

Kappa but like

Are you really gonna get kappa?

[wintry ridge]

Night woods?

[stark torrent]

daytime

[wintry ridge]

Thermal day .. damn

[stark torrent]

better than night, at night most likely everyone brings thermals

and you can get outnumbered and outgunned rly quick

[wintry ridge]

Tru

You get thermals in return doe

Just rat in weird areas so you can watch good camping spots that thermal guys sit at

[stark torrent]

True , if u survive usually is a big loot

[wintry ridge]

It's not the hardest to survive woods night

[stark torrent]

Thats what i do + knowing spawns, still , it works better as a squad i guess

Cause u can cover each other and shit

[wintry ridge]

The sj9 low heat stim is like

60k

Pop dat after you kill a dude

To flank cause he totally has teammates

[stark torrent]

Also , night time might have less players usually

I mostly go day to have stuff to kill and shit

[wintry ridge]

More questers

Scurry to plant masks and gtfo

[stark torrent]

Yeah which means they will rat and bring shit gear

[wintry ridge]

Byeah

[stark torrent]

It is what it is

[wintry ridge]

Good for sbih tho

[stark torrent]

Game usually dies mid wipe sadly

[wintry ridge]

Sit in one place u tap with t5000 thermal

[stark torrent]

Yeah , shooter bored in heaven i love it

[wintry ridge]

Yeah it sucks

It's the worst time to play

[formal jetty]

Definitely not this wipe

[wintry ridge]

No fun early wipe pvp

No sweaty late wipe pvp or funny ratting

[green panther]

I'm not gonna get kappa for sure

Because skill issue

Anyone want moonshine?

[wintry ridge]

impact nades on scavs are surely balanced

[green panther]

Just kill a scav raider :DDDDDD

100 rounds

[wintry ridge]

that doesnt look like no damn raider loot

[green panther]

Still don't know what to do with it

[soft coral]

top ak maybe

[green panther]

I love how I go rogue and got good gear

[wintry ridge]

tbh I just sell people's meta m4 builds and buy svts with em

not how anyone else should do it but its pretty funny

melt down a rolex into a fidget spinner, basically

[soft coral]

The extremely tactical shooter with super modular guns
where ever 3rd player uses a ww2 gun

[wintry ridge]

labs is fucked

kill 5 people

3 of em got avt/svt with scope

[soft coral]

Which map isn't fucked bruh

[wintry ridge]

the cheaters got scopeless svt40's with snb and just 2 tap you thorax so their lil paid carry can stack helmets

shart map

bsg loves making maps that look sick and play terribly

[soft coral]

well the first mistake is playing labs in the first place

[wintry ridge]

i literally have to

for my tasks

[soft coral]

Which tasks

[wintry ridge]

the mistake is on BSG, not me

i gotta get my stims

[soft coral]

Ah fair

for samples?

[wintry ridge]

ive ran like 90 scav raids in a row hitting every medbag

and this whore game wont give me ahf1m

for the colleagues 3

[soft coral]

go lighthouse

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

that has a way higher chance to have it

[wintry ridge]

ill take ur advice

[soft coral]

not all stims

spawn on ligthhouse tho

but a good chunk of them do I think

these 3 spawn

[green panther]

Yo bro I got AHF1M

Want it?

[soft coral]

I started looking for mine as soon as I started playing last wipe

I got all on my scav

[green panther]

What are you looking for?

Stim?

[soft coral]

he says he needs ahf1m

[green panther]

Yep

I got it

could do some trade

[soft coral]

you cannot

lol

[green panther]

sad

[soft coral]

it has to be found in raid

for the quest to count

[green panther]

Yeah yeah

[soft coral]

I wish it was that easy

[green panther]

Alright anyway

Gonna hop on custom

Pharmacist quest

I just buy LEDX

[soft coral]

For what?

[green panther]

Medstation 3

[wintry ridge]

too bad eft's FIR shit hates teamplay

even tho the game is built off it

cant drop stash items or quest items or keys to friends

[green panther]

Gonna COOK Morphine

[soft coral]

you can drop some quest items

[wintry ridge]

only FIR ones iirc

you cant drop a dude a bunch of gold chains for his chumming task

because uhmm

bsg... said.... rmters...

now they just pay to kill the whole server and loot the bodies instead of trading loot in a corner

real cool shit bsg!

making the game fun 4 everyone to try and swat the mosquito that is a cheater that wont stop landing on the player

missing every time but some day he'll smack em

[green panther]

Time to grind level to 20

For mechanic LL2 and Ragman LL2

[green panther]

Anyone know what in police truck cabin?

[soft coral]

Where?

[green panther]

In lighthouse

Near water treatment plant

[soft coral]

it has intel spawn I believe

[green panther]

Golden swag half way done

Now only delivery it

Finally LL2 ragman

Getting Jaeger LL2 gonna be little hard for me

[soft coral]

he's not that hard actually

#neverworried

[green panther]

Gah dam

Tank battery

Keep it

It need for container beta

[soft coral]

you need it for a quest

fk the beta

@stark torrent go?

[stark torrent]

nah imma go out

mb later

[soft coral]

aight w/e

god I wish the pilad wasn't so shit

3 targets in the legs lets go

I will most likely run into the 3man with m4s or mutants

ofc

[stark torrent]

The thermal AXMC chad in a well placed bush :

https://tenor.com/view/alvidono-alvi-gigachad-chad-gigachad-face-gif-27700638

[soft coral]

cringe

how stupid are their devs actually tho

vsync is supposed to limit frame rate

it literally does the opposite

what?

[green panther]

Almost get killed by scav player

But other scav player help me by kill him

[soft coral]

died by scavs

while doing no armor

ok

my gun didnt shoot

even tho it was loaded

?

game?

like what?

[green panther]

Guned moment

[soft coral]

bro my gun legit didn't shoot

it had full

ammo

it didn't jam

it straight up refused to shoot

no clicks no nothing

[green panther]

I meet that glitch before

While I practice MP5

[soft coral]

didn't lose much

but

wtf

I could

I cuuld've done 3 missions

in 1 fucking raid bro

fk the vpo

that shit sucks with EKO and PIlad

[green panther]

Agree with that

[soft coral]

Mosin is just better

tarkov shooter 2 gave me a whole level

lmao

[green panther]

no wonder because 12k exp

[soft coral]

I told u its good

glukhar was alive

ok

[frosty basalt]

My friend just found 2 GPUs In one block in knight

Holy shit

[green panther]

Gah dam

Decent gear I think

[soft coral]

mfw still no medstation

bruh

I found syringes 3 times

and all 3 I died

nice

[green panther]

💀

[soft coral]

man I hate how late scavs spawn

its so shit

[green panther]

I hope Illumination L3 won't be that hard for me

[soft coral]

need 3 more scavs with irons tho

should be ez on woods

it will give me another free level

[green panther]

Totally

[soft coral]

and get me to 11

which is nice

[green panther]

I just got a another night vision

PNV-10T

Yay a another NVG

[soft coral]

too bad the nvgs are mid until quad nods

[green panther]

Yea

Little lucky?

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49obrmkGAaY

guy shoots pkm
a lot of recoil but controller
quite controlled for x54R

pmc shoots gun in game
3 shots and youre looking at the roof

?

[terse pecan]

my friend just told me about a bug that turns dorms vehicle extract invisible

[west ice]

^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMWdXztUhEM

[green panther]

That why you should search everything on you

To avoid mistake

[soft coral]

time to hopefully get the 3 other kills with irons

if not

skill issue

at least I'm running cheap gear

[green panther]

Won't hurt much if you die

[soft coral]

0 scavs

I repeat

ZERO!!

[green panther]

Bro is like "To HQ we got no locals here.

My mosin refuse to shoot

[soft coral]

0 scavs

actually

idk what to say

how am I meant to complete these quests bruh

0 scavs at bunker

0 at village

0 at checkpoint

0 at house

?

I got one scav

somehow idk when

[green panther]

Scaved moment

[soft coral]

oh I remmeber

I got one scav at checkpoint

it looked like one so I shot and somehow got him

[soft coral]

cmon 2 more scavs at 40 and I get free level

problem is I don't want to run into like geared m4 chads with this puny little mosin

I mean if it's one person maybe it's doable

but more than 1 it's gg

enter bush
covert movement increased

did it

[green panther]

[soft coral]

missed one scav for shootout picnic

it's ok tho

I'll have to go woods again to plant bottles and stuff

[green panther]

I have 1 scav left for shootout picnic

[proper eagle]

tarkov

[white void]

clearly

[soft coral]

do they have a rail on that ak?

or is the okp just floating on the top cover

the fk

[green panther]

I can't see well

but seem look like not

[next temple]

Dovetail is probs mounted on the other side

[soft coral]

what?

no?

[proper eagle]

average realistic game in 2023

[soft coral]

do they have some limited edition aks or what

you're not mounting a dovetail on the other side

like no

[proper eagle]

mfw mirrored AK

not even mirrored

[soft coral]

also look how big that dovetail is

[proper eagle]

taped on okp-7 weaver mount model

[soft coral]

actually is average size

it's not on the rail on the iron sight

[proper eagle]

i know

the position is too goofy

[soft coral]

damn they got that limited edition glue on okp

Damn

[proper eagle]

and realistically it wouldn't fit on a b-13 adapter

[soft coral]

what?

WHAT

there's a rail there?

[proper eagle]

thats a horribly modelled mount

[soft coral]

brother what in the name of

mikhail kalashnikov did they do

2023 game btw

[proper eagle]

stalker has truly fallen

it is just milking the ukraine brand

anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDekuQkQ3s

the commentary is what i actually enjoy, it would be awesome if they have that

[soft coral]

people are

too gullible

[green panther]

I love MP5

[soft coral]

1:Knowing how tarkov works and how shit bsg are at developing tarkov arena will not be any better
2: the audio most likely will be shit
3:the gameplay will become stale very quickly since there's like what 2/3 maps? lmao

the chads are coming as we speak

I can hear their footsteps all the way from stronghold

action is coming

[proper eagle]

bsg is very good at bullshitting

[white void]

true

[proper eagle]

i'm not gonna buy arena off the bat since i'm not into arena type games in general

[white void]

I'll wait for like a few days

see the reviews

[proper eagle]

it's gonna be like 35 usd

[white void]

hopefully it comes out near christmas so they have a sale

but idk

[proper eagle]

i'd rather re-buy eod on ru pricing and get arena

[white void]

fair enough

how much is it on RU pricing

into like

USD

[proper eagle]

5500 rubles

[white void]

Holy shit

thats actually really good into australian

$88

instead of fucking 180

[proper eagle]

nikita is not ripping off his countrymen

[white void]

real

[soft coral]

I don't get the hype for arean

it's 3 maps

and repetitive pvp gameplay

it will get boring very quickly unless you can make like completely custom design your own loadouts

other than that I see it falling off quickly

[rich venture]

Nah because people will use it to get better at the base game

At least that's what I think

[soft coral]

Maybe

but

if you want to get better at teh base game

play the fucking base game

[rich venture]

I mean that's a given but what about the people with gear fear

It'll help them get over it

Because the mentality is that if they're skilled at the game they can use whatever kits they want

[soft coral]

how can I not fking find a damn grach pistol on a scav bruh

wtf!

[proper eagle]

there will be more buh

[soft coral]

(for my daily)

[proper eagle]

EFT started out with one map

[soft coral]

I know

yeah there will be more

4 years down the line

maybe they add 2

[proper eagle]

we vil

[soft coral]

idk I legit have negative hopes for bsg at this point

I'm just 100% shitting on any news

[proper eagle]

ok

[soft coral]

we've been there

before

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-gif-21242285

[soft coral]

I wouldn't say its cope

it's more like

accepting it

accepting how bad things are

but ofc no streamer would say that

[rich venture]

I personally am looking forward to arena just so I don't have to wait 10 minutes to find PvP just to get head-eyes because I'm not good at the game yet !

[soft coral]

(he will get head eyes in arena instead )

[terse pecan]

guys let me tell you a joke

my friend did 3 lab raids

and thought he could survive on labs

[soft coral]

Good joke syno

I exhaled through my nose

@stark torrent k lets go

akm craft early on isn't even bad

actually

I mean yeah you can't use PSO scope for long range but you don't need it

[terse pecan]

side note

he only survived 1 lab raid

and he did like 10-12

[soft coral]

ofc

make gun
error
game sends you back 4 steps
re-do it but in a differen't order so no error

incredible

[green panther]

That happend to me alot of time

[soft coral]

wont be the last time

Maybe one day

after I hit lv 45

we will get it

how

one month into wipe

there's 0 syringes anywhere

like what

[green panther]

Disposable syring moment

Overdose the stim and get alot of effect

Then get one tapped

[soft coral]

[rich venture]

What's wrong with labs

[soft coral]

What isn't wrong with labs

[green panther]

i love reserve

[compact knoll]

@soft coral vanko blyat

need any quest items

[rich venture]

Is it extremely buggy question mark

[soft coral]

idk never played it

cuz how cancer it is

[soft coral]

eeeeh

gunsmith 3 gun?

[compact knoll]

what about that crack suringe

[green panther]

Med crate

[soft coral]

that as well

[compact knoll]

ok get in vc

[soft coral]

can't talk

friends are over

I can only listen

we go factory and go out instantly

[green panther]

Can I go watch/listen?

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Gunsmith_-_Part_3

60 rounders are far as of now

plus they're not that hard to craft I'm almsot close to lv 2 lavatory

so it's ok

I have them not

and laser

it's in teh screenshot

buy what skier lv 1

you can yes

but I can't buy the mount

just build the entire gun

VANYA YOUR MOM NU IDI NAHUI BLYAD DEBIL BLYAD PIZDEC BLYAD

ingame

so syringe and the gun

[green panther]

Factory emergency exit

[soft coral]

I got that key luckily

[green panther]

I shock when I see price of it in flea

[soft coral]

just exit gate 3

surely It's safe I promise

[green panther]

I only use it for camp

Wait for the right time and get out to do quest or anything

PK now seem to got a bad teeth eh

[soft coral]

factory nahui?

omg turns out i had the opsks already

with the supressor

god bless 2 quests just like that

ez

@compact knoll I litearlly had no backpack

lmao

Somehow the game counted that raid as survived

ok makes ense

[green panther]

Factory moment

[soft coral]

I guess because of the gun I picked

and the extraction

kekw

[green panther]

I'm just feeling crazy enough and try to assemble a MK-16

[green panther]

Never try UMP-45 before

Gonna try it

Vertical recoil is fine

Horizontal recoil is give me a pain

[soft coral]

prioritize crouch

[green panther]

I don't usually crouch cuz slow reaction so it won't work that much

But I try it

Overall are fine

Crouch and not crouch

[soft coral]

told u

aim head tho

not body

with FMJ aiming for body is horrible

ok hopefully one last scav
maybe I can plant the bottles and do search mission if I get good spawn

if not I kms

[green panther]

I'm skill issue to aim on head

[soft coral]

I think I encountered a hacker

so.... I went to convoy and I started getting shot at from somewhere

it was from the side of scav bunker

I kept getting shot all the way past the big rock of usec camp

the guy didn't stop

shot after shot but kept missing

I went to the big pole where the stash is right next to usec

then went a bit down

as soon as I stopped to CMS

I hear the nade

?

how did he know I was there

so

he didn't shoot me when I was looting the stash

or ANYTHING

only after I stop to cms he drops nade

[green panther]

You survived?

[proper eagle]

lol

[soft coral]

are you perhaps stupid?

[green panther]

Yep seem to

[soft coral]

I literally posted the screenshot up there

look atit

[green panther]

So

Are still up for it?

[soft coral]

up for what bro

[green panther]

Quest

[soft coral]

which quest

wtf are you talking about

[green panther]

Ah whatever

[soft coral]

yeah it was interesting encounter

lv27 btw

morning time on woods

you cannot see a single thing

[green panther]

Average morning time on woods

[soft coral]

it wasnt a thermal

the guy is lv27

interesting encounter

he dropped the granade right on top of me right where I was standing in the tall grass

[green panther]

boom

Same fate to me but in factory

[soft coral]

Is he that good or what

he was just able to see me through the 2 meter bushes

and drop a nade right on top of me when I cannot move

right.

[green panther]

What quest you still have left that may I can help?

[soft coral]

I have the annoying ones

extortionist and uhh BP depot

[green panther]

Extortionist

Hmm

[soft coral]

theyre not hard just annoying I can go in with a pistol and nothing else and just send it

idc for dying really

[green panther]

BP Depot is ok

You can go naked and find those fuel tanker

Extortionist is only hard on finding that package because most of player may on it

[soft coral]

how much is your SR

[green panther]

SR?

[soft coral]

not many people sit on it , its jsut in a really shitty location

that's all

survival rate

[soft coral]

poggers

[green panther]

Worst than my all friends

They got like 30% - 45%

[soft coral]

you're completing quests so it doesn'tt matter

[green panther]

Golden swag ehhh

Hope for spawn near tarcone

[soft coral]

surely

[green panther]

Trust in custom

Get one tapped by scav

Have to keep it simple

[soft coral]

never

I spit on that map

[green panther]

Just go to the cabin there place that THING and extract or die

Custom moment

[soft coral]

most interactive customs quest

or

Go get that thing and extract and bring it to me

INSANE GAMEPLAY

[proper eagle]

raw dog 15 scavs and come back to me, young man

[green panther]

TOP 10 INSANE GAMEPLAY ON CUSTOM

Pain time

[soft coral]

(must watch)(gone sexual)(I found secret lightkeeper sex scene)(new wipe)

[terse pecan]

lightkeeper sex bug

[green panther]

SCAV TOOK MAH LEG

Andddd I died

Bearman managed to be friendlies with scav

[soft coral]

GAMEPLAY

[terse pecan]

the way tarkov was made to be played

[soft coral]

INSANE GAMEPLAY

I didn't shoot a single bullet

out of my gun

I heard a player inside zb013 switch room

switching his firemodes

[green panther]

That bear man ruined my life but I respect his will

[soft coral]

gj dumbass way to give youself away

I MARKED THE TANKERS AND I ESCAPED FOR OPERATION AQUARIUS

[green panther]

[terse pecan]

my friend is a real dumbass

he literally does all of his missions at day

and complains about not being able to do missions and that its just too painful

mf you have nightvision use it

[green panther]

Bro he just like me fr

[soft coral]

insane profit

[lyric cairn]

Tarkov: dude sprints up and down metal stairs with zero audio

Also Tarkov: guy aims down sights and switches fire modes 20 feet away inside a bunker and you hear it crystal clear

[terse pecan]

i unlock skier 2 directly buy a nightvision

[soft coral]

SO TRUE

[terse pecan]

its only 32k rubles

its so cheap

[soft coral]

bro I could hear that shit

so clearly

[soft coral]

if you need nightvision to move around the map

[lyric cairn]

I lost a fight because I was creepwalking aiming down sights and my dude ran out of arm stamina because I didn't want the guy to hear me stop aiming

[soft coral]

you do NOT know the map well enough

in tarkov

you need to be able to traverse a map without night vision

because that shit glows bro

[terse pecan]

i mean i can navigate woods at night

that's easy

[soft coral]

ALT W to raise the gun

that lets you un-ads

you're welcome

[lyric cairn]

I thought they patched that out last patch? Now you make the noise regardless

[terse pecan]

some people can't even navigate woods at day in offline mode

real skill issue

[soft coral]

nope

you expect too much honestly

[lyric cairn]

Gottem. Duly noted, thank you

[soft coral]

❤️

[lyric cairn]

If you step on landmines, you're going the wrong way - that's how I navigate woods

[terse pecan]

how you navigate woods is landscape and rocks

because every rock has its own special formation

and every little mountain on the map is also unique

[soft coral]

ez

[lyric cairn]

I've actually gotten pretty decent at navigating woods, even when I spawn. Usually I know where I am right off rip

[soft coral]

I just know the map better than my city

[terse pecan]

same

[soft coral]

see when you play so much woods you don't need to understand wher you are

you just know

[lyric cairn]

Ez know every tree and rock on the map

[terse pecan]

Woods is the best map

[soft coral]

I mean

ye

[terse pecan]

and some people will try to tell you that its a bad map

kill those people

[lyric cairn]

Woods is a great map. Just big and I think that turns some people off

[soft coral]

the people that say the map is bad

are landbob fanboys

[terse pecan]

are the people that like shoreline and intercringe

if you like shoreline or intercringe don't even talk to me

2 worst maps evere

[soft coral]

agree

[green panther]

I gotta do ragman quest

In intercringe ughhhhh

[terse pecan]

the only morally good trader is jaeger

because all the traders want you to suffer

jaeger just makes it clear that he wants you to suffer

instead of doing it secretly

[compact knoll]

interchange is the best map in the game

[green panther]

Ey that true

[compact knoll]

you got every item spawns immanigable, and you dont need keys

[green panther]

Now gonna wish that I spawn at tarcone

So I can DONE THE FUCKING GOLDEN SWAG QUEST

Ah

[terse pecan]

questing at day?

[green panther]

Yeah yeah

And I forgot the most important thing

Forgot to pick that golden swag in hideout stash

So I will do pharmacist

[soft coral]

get kektape from intechange
go exfil
get shot right as I'm extracting and die

:)

[green panther]

:)))

[soft coral]

night time interchange btw

10 minutes left

Nice.

PMc too

[green panther]

Gonna camp in dorm

bad idea

[soft coral]

it is

[terse pecan]

munch those legs

[green panther]

Ton of scav in dorm

Kill em all now

A Moonshine from scav

[soft coral]

this guy doesn't encounter pmcs or what

damn

[green panther]

FUCK YEAH

NO PMC

THANKS TO CUSTOM GOD

This is all kill in dorm

All of those

20 scavs

Was in a SINGLE dorm

[soft coral]

but how retarded is this guy

[green panther]

Bruh moment

That why I go rogue sometime

I even go rogue just to save friendly from evil scav player

Visor don't help anything man

They took my right arm

Anyway I got that juicy moonshine

[stark torrent]

Real

It annoys me too , like you tell him hello man im a scav thorugh voip and he shoots anyway cause he is so scared to play this game he doesnt care

[soft coral]

go customs to get the key for extortion
die randomly while running

actually blind

[green panther]

Well

Nawwww

[soft coral]

even chese doesn't like shoreline

[green panther]

Waaa

[soft coral]

I've done so many customs and extortionist is still not done

Bruh

[green panther]

Top 10 bruh moment

[soft coral]

Tomorrow I get lv 4

14*

I will grind hard

Idc for surviving or not I just want to get 14 and 15 maybe

[stark torrent]

Chonk

120-150k if you feel like carrying that shit out

[soft coral]

that's quite the gameplay

[green panther]

That the gameplay

[soft coral]

The gameplay ever

[stark torrent]

i have been there

i know exactly the pixels there

you know them too ivan

we know him

Remember when u shot a UN armor blueberry guy 5 times with 54R PS and he 1 taps you with his mosin

game

[green panther]

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

Dude wearing chad gear with that adidas drip

[soft coral]

I do

[soft coral]

84 damage btw , able to pen tier 4 easily

UN armor built different

[proper eagle]

Such a nice round with incredible accuracy, negligible MoA

Best round to snipe with

[soft coral]

what?

ooh 54R PS

[proper eagle]

7.62x39 sucks balls beyond 150 m

[soft coral]

if you use x39 you should know better to not use it at that distance

[proper eagle]

that strimmer is doing it regardless is what I'm saying

[soft coral]

he's killing pmcs on the mountain I think

he doesn't need to snipe

[proper eagle]

I realised how bad it is when I went to lighthouse to shoot rogues

[proper eagle]

yuck

[soft coral]

one of sexkeepr quests

idk

[proper eagle]

No fun on that mountain if you're not sniping people at sawmill

[compact knoll]

is that the guy that got somebody banned

rengawr was it

[soft coral]

Funnily enough I got all my shooter borns last wipe all with 7.62x39

[soft coral]

nope

that's WillerZ

[stark torrent]

thats WZ

the CEO of parkour

[soft coral]

rengussy is the other guy

[stark torrent]

mad movement skills

[soft coral]

he got audio banned

[proper eagle]

Peak tarkov streaming

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A6bJYjJDR5E?si=8AM4PBgmsMjHz5RL

there it is

him banning audio

[soft coral]

[terse pecan]

the rare rat attack

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[green panther]

Bro is become a snake

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

bro i cant

HAHAHAHA

[soft coral]

he is him

[compact knoll]

ah willer is cool

[terse pecan]

rengawr?

[soft coral]

Classic clip from last wipe

[green panther]

That so me

[compact knoll]

shots 0 - 3 clearly missed

[soft coral]

I die from nobody
only from mosin man

its always from mosin man

[green panther]

Mosin man is scary

[soft coral]

mosin man on woods is bogeyman bro

[soft coral]

I hit his helmet funnily enough

[proper eagle]

run and gun full auto vs meditating in one place mosin

[soft coral]

I had to shoot instantly

it's my first reaction

it was the 2nd guy that got me

[proper eagle]

oh oh

[grand eagle]

[green panther]

Ah yes

[grand eagle]

I need more bullets

[green panther]

Fighting scav traitor and then press r and nothing happend

[grand eagle]

I love big weapon

[green panther]

He need more bullets

[green panther]

After getting mad by chad

Now I'm calm

[proper eagle]

new brainfart channel

[grand eagle]

Tarkov

[green panther]

Real Tarkov gameplay

[grand eagle]

Yep

I need more bullets

Typical gameplay

[green panther]

He got a "Little" big hitbox

[grand eagle]

Look at dis mf

[green panther]

Jumpscared

[stark torrent]

Who knows , knows

[grand eagle]

Tarkov

Takrov

[proper eagle]

tapkob

tarbob

[grand eagle]

Escape from hackers

[proper eagle]

Escape from horny scav

[grand eagle]

Escape from laboratory

[proper eagle]

divide my cheeks

[grand eagle]

Tarkov kinda looter shooter

Like warframe

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[grand eagle]

Merhaba?

[proper eagle]

tarkov is stalker but the mutants are super horny scavs

[grand eagle]

Turkeje

[grand eagle]

Go to horny jail scav

[stark torrent]

my honest reaction

[proper eagle]

go to hideout

[lyric cairn]

Escape From Horny Scav Jail

[soft coral]

real

[proper eagle]

when is hideout pet coming

cat that can eat scavs

[grand eagle]

Why scavs look like gucci mf with 1000$ clothes?

[soft coral]

Because they are