#š£tarkov-released
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Nuh uh
you can not deny it its a fact
Go invade poland
i can't believe you'd wish me head eyes
mf go erp in Stalker RP chat
but uhhhh
how to win every argument with you
However:
grenades pops up in front of you again after you threw it
only real tarkov og's will remember this beautiful bug
real
Grenade goes out the window then ends up on the window sill
yep this is the one
timeless classic
happend to me like 10 times
lel
He not getting out š
Stuck between the bricks 4 ever
oh i seen it today as well
they know their audience
(bad players)
tarkov
oof wrong channel lmao
Streets
no?
yes
Weird enough, only seen one blatant cheeto on streets
Gotten some sus deaths but desync and streets lag could be to blame
Desync is so annoying but it is tarkov
So gotta get used to it cause its never going
GAH fucking tarkov desync is so bad
literally 2 seconds out of a gunfight behind a wall and the dude still kills me
he didnt even shoot for a full 2 seconds and it still "hit"
im just gonna play SPT this game fucking sucks in the current state
Thats why we were there , he just had the worst timing
bro really put 4eye nvg on lvl 3 helmet
Doesnt rly matter , helmets in this game are mostly for the cool factor
oh ulach saved me multiple times
They will save you somtimes but do not rely on them , even scavs will find their way towards your jaws or shit
Mod recommendations?
play Gamma
gamma is honestly more random than tarkov
I mean yesterday i only survived once and it was when i camped D2 lmfao
Sometimes this game is just ass
Most times

real
@stark torrent
new scav voiceline ong fr fr

I love how they walk with their gun at lower ready as it should be
si
imo scavs shouldnt do that
but pmcs should
and bosses maybe
Killed a guy on shoreline while I was trying to quest and he went off https://imgur.com/a/dPOUtTM
why tf did he get so mad
idk bro. he was saying I was being a rat, and I was trying to move quietly but I was still making noise. He wasn't making noise, I thought he was a scav running around, but the second I move he comes out and tries to kill me
and he had a mosin with a pistol
and then I died to a cheater I'm pretty sure
damn
Should msg him again and just say "Skill issue" and then send a picture of his reply
nah, I blocked and unfriended
Ah
like I said to him, provided enough entertainment for me
true
is tarkov still 50% cheater?
hello
yikes
Ive only played SPT lately with a whole lot of recoil changes
honestly wish they did it like the modders lol
ew
why so negative man
dw
but yeah the game definitely has problems when it literally forces u into singleplayer to have fun lmao
ah fair
spt channel incoming
lol honestly
come to think of it, did they raise the maximum ping you can have on servers or is it still impossible to play USA as an euro
210 is max iirc
i think it's still different per region
they have 210 for asia and oce but EU is still 180
the more ping you have the harder it is to hit you
I mean I get like 100-110 on USA, its just that it feels the US servers have less cheaters
and most of my friends I play with are US lol
granted, some things never change, like shoreline
geographic barrier, from ahem ahem
even if i play in their backyard, i have only found 2 cheaters so far this wipe, one wasn't even obvious till my duo said he got back a report
no way?
like, i was holding an angle in white pawn hallway opposite the stairs landing
he clears angle and kills me normally
yeah reserve is hit or miss too, but until this patch it was pretty safe as all the cool loot went to the lighthouse
What pisses me off is that they destroyed audio in every corner of the map
even surface reserve
underground is just consistently broken
we all know the ramps are the way to screw your enemies
oh yeah lmao
its over
theres still no vertical audio is there
LMAO
also the guy on the podcast has a good point
he got pulled in
you can infil into tarkov, but you cannot exfil
My scav after reserve "Quick" run
Uhhhhh unity 2021 update uhhhhh there will be performance improvements uhhhhh many systems being redesigned uhhhhh entire company focused on process uhhhhhh update is coming
Stole from tagila
congrats literally the worst labs card
I kill him by shoot his face
Almost impossible because he always running
But now he just bug and stuck
So I can kill him
imo green is worse
yellow is worth 6 mil, green is 42 mil
i'll take green
(not to use it of course i'm not clinically insane)
Bro that just like me talk to my friend
BSG WORST DEVELOPERS
"s...sir this is a Wendys"
HOLY SHIT IS FULL OF CHEATERS

I'm waiting for mods to update
Fake
Shit is more than black rn


I just realized
I got like
20 mil in cash unclaimed from ragman
Gotta reinstall tarkov I guess
dont look at me like that qj pishki
kekw
Oh shit?
Never thought I'd see the day
it was bount to happen
killed a juicer nice rsass
actually 2 guys but the other one just had a vepr hunter
isnt it the same as always?
always meta and people who use it suck dick

did they nerf filing cabinets again
im getting no keys and theres no empty ones again
lame
god damn
holy shit the sound is so bad š
gunshots infront of me are like they're behind me
what is this shoreline autism
What did you pay? 95k?
MOONSHINE
jfc
vepr hunter is good again
ammo isnt the best but recoil is good
if you find m80 in a wooden ammo box you got a gun that is prolly cheaper and as good as an RFB
Ok but SVT though
RIP to the 2 lads
just killed some kaban gankers
as a scav
dropped some loot for a playerscav since I was overweight
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHJJ
tarkov community will complain for anything bro
the guys are taking their time probably fixing games problems so it isn't as buggy as tarkov
when release nikiter
these same people i'm pretty sure compained about the game being buggy
what game are they talking about
what game are they fixing so its not as buggy
or is it tark
arena
Oh
Ah
Survived my first streets raid as a PMC today
Survived 2 in a row actually
Itās a great map
Fix the stuttering and fog tho
I know itās a long sight lines map so I donāt have an excuse for only bringing only a holographic sight but that doesnāt mean people with acogs and other āscopesā should just see through fog for free across the map
And itās not like people are taking advantage of the bug or something, because itās a long sight lines map you SHOULD bring a scope, theyāre playing how they normally would.
But without the bug Iād be concealed to anyone 100 meters away from me outside when itās foggy lol
byeah
it WAS good with scopes
no fog if you ads with a scope
now its kinda garbo
fog tanks fps if you use a scope rn
mid
if bitcoins were still good maybe
AESA was like 600k back yonder
there isnt even 250k here
130 for aesa
40 for pgauge 40 for sas
pistol is shit
face shield like 20 max
rig like 20 max
at most im gonna make like 10k off of this
but i coulda just sold moonshine for like 260
but gambling is fun
šŖ
Aesa barter for zabralo is alright
i dont have that
only if you got good strength or u pop stims like a nerd
we back 
he did indeed succeed
maybe we play later yes?
he has escaped from people
he has become incel
what next open 4chan?
nah
BROS
killed these 2 doofuses
then my duo partner says
saferoom exfil is open it just says shut the door
i told him
it says that no matter what as long as power is on
and hes like nah
so we go down there and the door is shut
5 seconds later
we hear a whoosh
and the shit opens
whoever is in the burger spot gonna be mad af
it's time
game sucks bro
well no shit
go play other games frfrongnocapdeadass
My ryzen 5600 runs the game well enough
at 4.0 ghz
though streets is still a major pain to run
so I only go night there
Here come all the classics
we've been there
I went from a 3600 to a 5800x3d and doubled my performance
150$cpu vs 350$ year it better fucking double lol
Undervolted each core by an offset of -30 for sustained higher clocks and consistency

imagine fighting on woods
go in get letter and dip out
my love
the one and the only
the chad killed
ump is good as always, no recoil slaps with ap rounds
also very cheap
he's going for the bronze pocketwatchussy

welcome back ivan
Ty
Wb to pain land
eat black bishop
sex black bishop
go woods
shturman there
nah
I guess Iāll have to try to get it I donāt have access to ap rounds tho
dont bother , 45 ap is unicorn level now
legit dont take that extract
ever
just craft it
only be crafted or FiR , aint worth crafting that for the ump
no, just craft smth else
witht he time
Will people ever learn to not go D2?
it takes 14h to craft 150 45ap
which you can run out of in 1 raid depending on the gun you use
then use ump with standart fmj and shoot pll in the legs
shits not worth it
or face
with the craft removals , best crafts rn are m80 and SNB
at lvl 2 workbench u can craft SNB , just do that overnight and yeah
use th SVT
shit on geared ppl
i love BSG
they did it
i don't care about meta, i know snb and m80 is better craft but i wanted to play UMP
I have an akm I think Iām gonna use
nah
ok
AKM is great
AKM is timeless classic
Iām just trying to find guns I can use at lvl 1 traders that I can use that are actually good
because BSG loves their stats on attachements
I wouldn't run akm without QDC
it has agressive recoil
you can tapfire with it tho
which works
bruh every supressor should have more or less the same recoil reduciton, it should add more weight / durability / ergo
that shuld be the main stat
not recoil
best bet is mosin or kedr, or aku
fucking bsg
Well I have a mosin but Iām dogshit with both actions š
kedr gaming
then go for kedr, mp5 shoot ppl in the legs or face
or aku if you got some bp or bt
if you can get ak-ub its even better, has hidden stats that make it pretty much best 5.45 in the game
I think I have a bit of both I also have a little over a mil so I can definitely afford the ub
Iām not like terrible at tarkov but everyone is better than meš
akub is prapor 2 i think
or flea for like 60k
thats how it is as a new player, most players play for years
just play the game
Thereās 2 ubs that show on prapor for me if i remember correctly
probably one to buy and one to barter
barter icon
HAS to be a hacker body
hmm
kekw
they never left
exactly
did my guy hit chek 15
you mean looted through the walls?
time to go a factorio and get me 2 scavs
hopefully there wont me any mp7 ego inflaters there to kill timmies 
surely
flechettes is what's hot on factory
the factory loadout 
man the the perception of the game changes once you dont have as much gear fear
if any
oh
died instantly
1 tapped
huh
I can foretell the future bro
I know whats gonna happen before it happens
I get triggered if someone says factorio. That's like saying black tar around a heroin addict
Sus
I spawned uhh gate 0
ran right
I see him , aim in and I see my shot go off and I get 1 tapped
he was on that thing you can climb with the stairs next to the wall
why would I do that
Oh shit looks like he's real
good for him I guess?
mmm
only top of the head
dude actually sat in a corner
with a kedr
alright
we're not going factory as I knew its full of ego inflaters killing timmies to feel better about themselves
a fucking classic
ivan gets mad at people playing the game
not really
what I knew was gonna happen
happened
I've played the game before i know how people play
I'm not stupid
Stalker anomaly mods are just like: Spawn in, do tasks, get loot, go north, repeat
sir this is #š£tarkov-released
My bad, sir
Sir this is tarkov, we do self harm here
Oh god
mikhail1991

i am guilty of killing vtubers too 
The only Vtuber i like is Juncker (tarkov youtuber and not prime minister)
Does he really classify as a vtuber
he just streams from inside Tarkov
He IS the PMC
and besides he actually makes good content and doesn't just have a vtuber model with huge personalities
He sometimes stream other games with his Vtuber model changing outfits and stuff depending on the game
what games
CSGO, Red Dead 2, Hunt Showdown, Half-Life 2 etc
can he play ddlc as one of the characters
He only streams Tarkov on youtube, While on Twitch he plays various games
it seems he still has the PMC head in all of em
Which is based
He really is just the PMC
and not like this cringe 
lvl 39 kit btw
yeah
Vtuber with anime, lvl 39 with that kit
either broke or gear fear
can it get any worse 
I mean if you're broke at lvl 39 i have no words
i mean sometimes shit happens
just a punisher task
Vtubers/Streamers aren't necessarily good players most of the time
scav night lighthouse
yeah with a fucking naked ass ak74
I mean
with the default base uniform
Thats all good
but going in with shit kits at lvl 39
will only make it worse
legit just do scav runs if youre really poor
do a day full of woods scav runs
ez
Just go scav factory, rush to exit, ez money
true
less than 1 minute adventure
true, but you get like 100k max
depends on your scav rep
true
go to reserve, hit white bishop, hit black bishop with the locked room, get out
for punisher you can do better than a ak74 with nothing on it
cmon
at least a cobra bro
300k min
today another scav jumped into the room with me
we scared the shit out of each other
thats what im saying
and she's lvl 39
like god damn
Surely you can do better then that
And all my bro JaceWind had was a fucking M45 with 1 mag
and she just popped him when they had agreed to be friendly
true
They need le funni social moments
make vtubers show their real face
only good vtuber is dr house
indeed, i would have sex with him
real
i mean yeah he is cool
juncker's avatar isn't a cartoonish character with huge breasts and a dick
ye he cool
it was a missinput calm down
IT WAS A MISS INPUT
YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN
MISS INPUT
yes
Whenever i see a flannel BEAR i think of Juncker
funny thing is juncker never gets that far level wise to buy the flannel
but it will make me 0 rub again
He plays this wipe much more frequently now, so
See Juncker has drip
not big titties with a voice changer
he got that early wipe budget gaming drip
juncker uses a voice changer to make his voice sound danish, actually juncker is swedish
zamn
it would be funny if he made it sound finnish
No, he is Dutch

swamp german
PERKELE
vappu
SATANA PERKELE
all 3 salewas found boys
its bc its not early wipe anymore, they upped spawn chance of all early game quest items
it was a joke why you always have to be so hostile
this entire loading segment feels like a fever dream
ah oke mb
this is why juncker is the best
but knowing bsg, they probably actually do that
i mean true tho
i would feel bad if a late wipe timmy couldn't find his gas ans
i still need one fuel conditioner, found 3 in my first raid, then never again
and it's raining gas ans in all the tech spawns
yey security 1
i get loads of tetris lately
yey generator
i do the pistol case barter
should i unlock weapon display
kinda worth
i have a pistol case
yeah basically weapon box
you need 4 and i think 2 small fuel tanks
still cheaper then bitcoin barter
for weapons case barter
i mean, kinda worth but i wouldn't do it
imagine finding 4 ammo boxes
hmmm
how much is one like 500k?
150k at mechanic
bruh
if its not sold out
but 500k on flea
dont buy em on flea lmao
so its like 600 ruble
and you can barter for the 2 others , no?
buh
You wish for me to game?
no mf I wish for your mother
damn
say come play smh
cum play
K
woods it is
need me 2 scaverino
I will probably die a shit ton cuz its like 1 close to 2 months since wipe
and I'm rusty af
it's exactly one month since wipe
adar with 856

no helmet
fk that shit
we die like men
iedy: I can't man I'm busy
also iedy:
the nerve
I'm dead
Is this good?
Scav run moment
Very great start
incredible
apart from the bitcoin, incredibly mid
wasnt even 10 minutes
My great start is already getting two black limb in 4 minutes
svd man?
6 years. and they have not fixed the thing where traders dont refresh so you have to go into a match and leave to see their new tasks
6 fucking years.
It's like battle royale? sheesh

More like a chuck-e-cheese play pin timer where the adults are forced to take us out and let other kids play
lel
lmao
Gonna be depressing when Ivan unlocks flea before me š¦
well ivan is a "veteran" tho as far as i know
don't compare yourself to ppl that play tarkov for years, you will just get sad
play at your own pace, its not a race
I'm not that good at the game
I didn't play for like 2/3 months now
currently i'm garbage
It's not a race as the blackest said
important part is that you have fun
well as much fun as you can, considering its still tarkov
Fun? In Tarkov? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh
most of the time tarkov feels like someone kicking you in the balls, but sometimes you do the ball kicking. And that feels great
it is scientifially impossible to have fun in tarkov
I have a blast playing Tarkov but it's purely time that I don't have.
I enjoy the raids I donāt run into players on
When I do have time, I'd rather play GAMMA for my weird tacticool looting fetish since Tarkov also stresses me out
@stark torrent you free now?>
oh yeah tarkov is stressfull as hell, when i started playing in 2018 i would literally get anxiety attacks. But with knowledge that goes away
Thats fine too, you play how you want to play King
Well pvp= me dead so
I get the jitters. Extremely high heart rate; feels like I'm in an actual confrontation irl. I can't have that an hour before bed time lol
that will change over time, maybe one day you will have a 50/50 chance to survive a pvp fight or even more
I hope so itās just a skill issue on my part
I've been there, but after a bit of playtime you only get that feeling when you have really expensive loot found. Then you wish to get that anxiety again
For me its high heart rate
most likely, tarkov has a really really high learning curve
Tarkov is definitely the highest heart rate I've ever had playing a game. Especially in my adult life.
dude is 60 or what
Anytime an actual major update comes to Tarkov, the skill ceiling just kicks you off a cliff
Just water because I don't eat anything anymore š¦
not very healthy tho
Nah. I'm turning 34 soon 
oof and i thought i was old lmao
60 = 34 anyway
I eat about 1250 calories per day. Tons of protein and decent fat, try to stay away from the carbs.
in gamer terms 100%
That's what my friend keeps telling me
I thought that too and it turns out that's a buncha hooey. The only thing that really changes is passion and time. Like, I'll never be into games like I was when I was 16 but I swear I'm as quick as I used to be. I just dont have the time (or desire) to play a game for 16 hours a day again to become elite.
That is how you die lmao
I eat 3500 calories a day, chicken tenders, cheeseburgers, fries, potato chips, patty melts, etc for 10 years and no one says shit. But when I go on a cut and lose 80 pounds suddenly everyone's a doctor smdh
i'm almost 24 and my aim and reaction time ain't what it used to be, i balance it with game knowledge and tactics
Man No backpack scav moment
Both are bad, but your body has ways of dealing with more than what itās got storing fat ect, while in short periods (a month max) your body can do the same with less, but it is way more detrimental to your body the longer you go
Depressed
F
Maybe. But if I boot up a game where I was elite in my teens (Halo 2, don't laugh), it's all still there. I'm def not elite anymore because don't have the time to rememorize everything but it's something I think Im capable of. The Koreans are still the same group of people playing StarCraft Remastered as were playing StarCraft in 2003 so, yeah, you can still be elite. Just gotta stay dedicated. Like you said, knowledge and experience can overcome loss of reflexes.
If you're fat as fuck that you're still fat after losing 80 pounds, I'm under the strong impression that it's much healthier to lose the weight. But, to your end, I only cut like this for two or three weeks at a time. Then I eat well (not 3500 calories well but, well), and lift for a few weeks.
Like I said, I'm down 80 pounds so, it's working and I literally cannot wait to go back to a normal, healthy diet, with all three macros.
I got a backpack and will coming back for that
Ah aight, thought you were just going on 1250 cals for multiple months, if your staggering it though youāll be fine lol
Ah dude, I couldn't do this for 30+ days at a time. It's torture. Tonight is the end of this round of cutting and itll be ~15 days. Foooooood
Well this has all been very interesting
How much is full weapon repair kit?
Google Tarkovmarket
Ok
armor repair kit is 500k
thats the big money
i would reccomend using it tho, bc you level up your armor repair level and can "enchant" your armor
I sell it to the mechanic
I don't usally repair weapon because always die
oof lmao
I'm on extortionist quest rn
Still pain with it
Hope goon squad won't ruined my life again
6 raids today 
oh dude that quest is easy, wait till you get midgame quests
at a certain point quests just become borderline insane and tedious
6 years and this is still not fixed btw
Spaghetti code that could rival Yanderedev
I'm stuck with prapor search mission because I'm suck at exploration quest
Plus I forgot where is extract
on woods?
Yep
which one are you trying to get
Last time I almost at outskirt then get one tap by scav
tarkoved
scavved
gotta love it
woods we go
need one last scav
hopefully I survive this time instead of running into x54 svd or svt player id k
impossible
yep
died
there were 2
killed one
second one behind me
cocksucking boyfriends
brother
how much do you suck
to kill me with ap20s
in the leg
k dude
got the worst possible woods spawn
ofc I die
no surprise
I'll just go factory with a double barrel and get a single scav and die or something
not wasting any more money on dying because everyone is playing in squads to cock suck each other
why did the 2 of them move like this
who the fk moves like that
one guy ran straight towards me the other ran ALLLL the way around
?
the guy thats running straight over the open field is an idiot
the one that cut throught the woods is smart man
it's a pinch
tactical gameplay

they just know I'm in there right
so they're gonna purposefully run like that
like fk off
lmao
people can sight you in a bush or hear a bush rustle

sometimes you spot ppl sitting in bushes
the illusion bushwookies stay under
I wouldve been dead if they saw me
and actually shot me
I shot the first and he started looking around like a madman
so 0 chance they saw me
anyway
died again on factory
ap20
ofc
lmao
i am not doing it, i don't want to play shotgun
8/10 times in factory you will meet flechettes or ap-20 now
idk where to go get my last scav
die on woods from 2 people who play in a way I've never seen before
die on factory(its a given its factory)
and ofc scavs are nowhere to be seen
cool stuff gg
great start
mad
ah yes the buckshot scav
It is very luck that they did not took my leg
nofap
very lucky that the scav didn't shoot you in the face
rip
not allowed to play bro
cool
I dont care for dying its not my first death
its how I die that is annoying
and getting 0 quest progress done
Now I gonna need more flash drive
One last flash drive
Hope today is my lucky day
sometimes you just gotta take a break
How did you die brother
not that it matters
I'll die plenty more
Nothing i can do everyone is geared and all I can run is a mosin or opsks
like š¤·āāļø
plus I havent played in some months I basically have to re-learn the game
Try re-learn in practice mode
If wanna test your shooting skill just choose atleast one boss that you sure you can kill it
Ivan having the worst day in Tarkov. They knew you were going to give it a try so they came in hard.
Eh
these ain't my first deaths and won't be the last it don't matter as I said
it's the way I die that annoys me because getting no progress done is shit
not even 1 scav
just spawn in
walk somewhere and die
That's the worst, agreed
That true
I will be on farming part 1 now
And hoping tagila will give me some mercy
I killed Tagilla in SPT the other day. I felt nothing š¦
I have drank from the forbidden chalice. There's no going back.
Hope I can atleast repair one control board in factory before die
go night
I repair one without die
and I kill one bear
Now I gotta get other toolset for another repair
Nice
I get to hangout on customs when I get home and Iām not too excited about it lol
I remember I go on interchange as scav for scout area and I saw a scav player with devtech ronin facewear
I kill him but didn't took it

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