💣tarkov-released

[gentle aurora]

It doesn't happen everytime but it has a chance to happen

[keen linden]

I usually just loot barracks lmao

[proper eagle]

Raiders can be killed with a right hand peek

It is usually best advice for them

left peeking them is a 50/50, if you expose too less they will just head tap you but if you expose more they will chest shot you

[stark torrent]

its also about desync, if the server is particulary laggy you might die in cover

[proper eagle]

Yeah

That happened last time

Lots of things that can make people think there was a cheater

[gentle aurora]

Best case scenario is to keep grenades for yourself if you know where they at

Once you throw one, they're sorta in a fleeing behavior to gtfo from your nade, sometimes making them running into you, which gives you an advantage

But imo raiders aren't really the most interesting when it comes to loot quality

I mean if you don't know where to look at, they can be a solution, but them and rogues aren't particulary interesting atm imo

They're interesting if you're a pmc looking for farming them so you can grab a good amount of xp and some good shit from em but as a scav, It's meh

[lyric cairn]

Is this needed for kappa?

Wait that's lightkeeper. Does that mean it's after kappa? I'm not very familiar with that level of endgame content

[turbid owl]

Oh cultists my beloved, why do you only come out at night?

[chilly hollow]

yeah i think its after kappa

[lyric cairn]

At least there's that. But I just don't know how I feel about killing a slew of bosses 15 times. That's insane.

But I can see Nikita now: "It is uhhh the end game uhhhhh we uhhh we think it should be very difficult"

"Tarkov is hardcore game uhhhhh it should be hard uhhhhh"

[chilly hollow]

bro, i as a Tarkov veteran can proudly say i will never do this task

also mid moonshine loot

[lyric cairn]

Holy shit! Oh my God!! USB-A and you think it's shit?!?!

I'd love me an AVS tho frfr

[chilly hollow]

yeah i will play the avs and mmac for sure, also i will use the hamr bc i love the hamr

but just money wise its a loss

[lyric cairn]

True. Ya win some ya lose some

[chilly hollow]

i mean i shouldn't complain. that loot is worth like 200k and i lost only 50k. But i craft the moonshine so way less loss.

Also i got a ledx last scav box

[white void]

Mannn

i need to do more of fat fuck jaegers shitty quests so i can level up my hideout more to get the scav case

[chilly hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/unprepared-test-final-gamble-kevin-spacey-gif-5894606

llama rn

they should reduce scav box timers so i can gamble more

[upper crescent]

When Peacekeeper wants headshots on scavs with shotguns, I deliever
https://outplayed.tv/media/7GEXxe

[proper eagle]

they are rolling back some netcode changes now

[lyric cairn]

Where'd you see that?

[proper eagle]

official server and X

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/unmuted-gif-26047704

[stark torrent]

bsg yesterday : updates the game

bsg today : rollbacks half the update cause it lags people out

i love them

[soft coral]

lol

wait wut

[stark torrent]

oh so u got blue

[soft coral]

I got fucking robbed

THE ROMANIANS

DID IT AGAIN

NA

[granite coral]

Done, ivan_5kov's experience has been set to 999,999 XP, which grants them level 79.

[soft coral]

LMAO

[stark torrent]

ah there u go

[soft coral]

how did you give me legend

and then it rolled back

how broken is this bot

[stark torrent]

it's a set xp and level thingie, u get legend after a certain level

but i dont know which level

!rank

[safe summit]

      ^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```

[soft coral]

fair enough

[stark torrent]

!ranks

[safe summit]

Whitelisted roles

<@&1067785003087450203>

[stark torrent]

what thje fuck does this even mean

p!rank

[torpid sparrow]

Missing Argument
The role argument is required.

Usage: p!getrole <role>

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

whatever

ez lvl 79

[soft coral]

I mean

I did earn my role rightfully

idc

[safe summit]

Whitelisted roles

<@&1067785003087450203>

[stark torrent]

yes we spammed VC Tarkov

[soft coral]

its not illegal

[stark torrent]

well it is now , u dont get xp in VC anymore

[soft coral]

god bless I stopped playing

from what i"m seeing here in tarkov

[stark torrent]

did u have announcement role?

[soft coral]

I'd go mad in 2 days

I did but it doesnt matter

dont need it

[stark torrent]

oops missclick

[soft coral]

!

[soft coral]

the scientists at chernobyl be like:

[stark torrent]

b r u h

bsg updating the code be like

[soft coral]

roll it back

ctrl

z

we fked up

[stark torrent]

oops missclick , flashlights now turn on by themselves and players become invisible

eh , minor bug

[soft coral]

miniscule

[stark torrent]

pogcase

[soft coral]

chad mk47

[stark torrent]

mcx is ok too now i guess, they added taht new ammo at skier 3

it's just a bit worse than ap

problem is mcx still costs 300k to mod so eh

ppl will still use svt anyway

[proper eagle]

mk47 is still a late wipe weapon when people will be using BP like water

[stark torrent]

they removed the BP craft

[proper eagle]

[stark torrent]

You can only get BP now if u are a sweatlord and get lvl 45 and finish that super easy quest to headshot 50 scavs or whatever

so yeah, that was an L change

[proper eagle]

i got level 20 in two weeks, so that's pretty fast imo

[stark torrent]

the xp need is not comparable

[proper eagle]

i took last wipe to reach 35

[stark torrent]

This is a quest not even streamers will do

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/scares-me-i-fear-no-man-gif-21507033

killa

[wraith wagon]

what is wrong with pscavs

[wraith wagon]

is there anyone here that runs resort?

i need to see there case to see what keys im missing

[hardy jacinth]

I really want to enjoy Tarkov because of all the nice guns and anims, but this game just makes me want to kms more and more.

[hollow solar]

gunna be honest with you chief. Your anger issues will subside if you stop playing tarkov

[hardy jacinth]

figures

[stark torrent]

I know what u mean, a solution would be to stop playing so seriously

it is what it is , pixels on screen

pretty janky pixels

[hardy jacinth]

I just uninstalled it 👍

good thing I didn't buy it and only borrowed it from a friend who doesn't play anymore

[proper eagle]

the game is punishing at first if you dont know what you're doing

quite a steep learning curve, 1000 h is barely scratching it

[hardy jacinth]

I would rather have fun for those 1000 hours instead

[proper eagle]

yes, i understand that

fun is a subjective term

[hardy jacinth]

It's not a terrible game by any means, but I really struggle getting into games that require me to put up with 100+ hours of practice to have a chance at winning

guns look dope tho, ngl

[proper eagle]

we don't have a ranking system in place here so most people you will run across have 10x the amount of time you have put in, but there is still a chance you may pwn them, david and goliath

[hardy jacinth]

I actually managed to take down a pretty well equipped PMC and got level 5 armor and helmet + a heavily modded AK-74M
Then, the next raid, I got one tapped by a sniper like 1km away and all my gear got looted

[proper eagle]

yeah, you know it

thats what it is

people often get emotionally attached to their gear so they just sit in a bush the entire raid

[terse pecan]

that's real good that you didn't buy it

because there is no refunds

[hardy jacinth]

Yeah I know, cuz open beta for like 6 years now

[terse pecan]

7

in beta for 7 years

[hardy jacinth]

damn

[terse pecan]

still buggy

still problematic

and still no refunds

[hardy jacinth]

apparently it's also infested with hackers

I thought it's supposed to have anti-cheat or something

[terse pecan]

every game has cheaters

the problem starts at

cheaters who cheat actively and still don't get banned

[hardy jacinth]

[terse pecan]

i don't think there are that much obivious aimbot hackers but you can't really identify radar

any person could be using wallhacks or radar

[proper eagle]

it does but it's like putting a cylinder through a square hole solution

[terse pecan]

tarkov is like any other bad game

its still played by people

only difference is that its not f2p or on steam

[hardy jacinth]

[terse pecan]

any other game that i remember that had like a long beta

and promised futures not coming

is 7 days to die and project zomboid

and these games are cheap also refundable

idk where i'm going with this

[hardy jacinth]

Point is, it's not great

[terse pecan]

yeah

tarkov is a bad game

with bad developers

[hardy jacinth]

It has promising features

But...

[terse pecan]

i am pretty sure that BSG just hired a few people who coded cheats for their development team from the streets

[hardy jacinth]

Kinda wild

I thought the devs were chill

Then again, I only played for like 3 weeks

[proper eagle]

did you play on a standard account?

[hardy jacinth]

Afaik, yes

[proper eagle]

the 2x2 container one

[hardy jacinth]

Yes

[proper eagle]

yeah, i wouldn't pay more than that

[terse pecan]

he didn't pay tho

that's the good thing

its his friends account

[proper eagle]

no shit

[hardy jacinth]

I was lucky enough to pay nothing

[terse pecan]

and yeah there is versions

and if you pay 150 dollars

[hardy jacinth]

Except time I guess

[terse pecan]

you get a special container that is bigger then the epsilon which you get by compeleting a painful questline

and some people

actually pay for EOD

[hardy jacinth]

Oh god the quests

[terse pecan]

somebody should actually release a alternative to tarkov

because the no alternative thing is earning BSG a lot of money

a company that deserves 0 money that it gets

[hardy jacinth]

GAMMA

[terse pecan]

is GAMMA an extraction shooter??

i didn't know man

there is dark and darker and hunt showdown

but they are not in this modern tactical shooter theme

[hardy jacinth]

I'm joking of course

[wraith wagon]

i have died 5 times in a row with good kits

[terse pecan]

actually the extraction shooters are going back in time

[wraith wagon]

im honestly 1 raid away from crying

[terse pecan]

tarkov our modern time hunt showdown 1900s 1800s Dark And Darker the medival times

[hardy jacinth]

Tarkov'd

[terse pecan]

for some reason extraction shooters are just going back in time

[hardy jacinth]

I guess most people don't really like the all or nothing approach

[rich venture]

I mean apparently the new delta force will have an extraction gamemode

[terse pecan]

imagine like

if there was an actual good tarkov like game

well in modernized theme

hunt showdown is a good game

ivan is not here so i'm filling his position to hate tarkov

[lyric cairn]

Marauders I've heard is good

[terse pecan]

its really on early access tho

like actual beta

[hardy jacinth]

Closest would be those pseudo-milsims like Squad or Rising Storm, but those are completely different, they aren't looters

[terse pecan]

but marauders could be good

space and ww2 guns are 2 things that are not connected at all but go real good together

[lyric cairn]

I tried playing Warzone DMZ but it's doodoo. Actual trash compactor.

[wintry ridge]

yeah its really uhh

not comparable

i liked it for the sniping and stuff but eveyrthing else kinda sucks

quests are more of a chore than even tarkov

holy fuck bsg im so sick of this shit

middle of a gunfight and everyone is fucking teleporting around on 30 ping

how do they manage to fuck evertthing up even worse with every FUCKING PATCH

[wintry ridge]

bsg paid me back in full

had to drop a trooper and an MDR for a scav buddy since i was way overweight

[gentle aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048893955691008010/1149871958322851971/image.png

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

luckiest scav run of my entire career

[real solstice]

balls

[wintry ridge]

fake

[real solstice]

I beg to differ

[wintry ridge]

how does bsg fuck up this bad its literally every map

[proper eagle]

enters channel

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/383073847597072388/1149901910367805520/image.png

[wintry ridge]

real

[lyric cairn]

All right boys. Tonight is the night I do Unknown Key and the gold pocket watch

Unknown key/Extortion done 😎

[umbral oyster]

French (🤢)

[lyric cairn]

Golden pocket watch done! Let's go, boys!!

Proud of myself

[frosty basalt]

Good job bro

I’ve finished all my customs quests so far

[lyric cairn]

We're going stright to the top, bud

[proper eagle]

I only have farming pt 3 remaining on customs

[frosty basalt]

I think I’m on 4

I’ve only found 1 GPU

[gentle aurora]

I have the reference

[soft coral]

😔

[gentle aurora]

nono hunter boi for u

[stark torrent]

i know what im doing
cant get letter in 15 raids wtf

[gentle aurora]

delusional being delusional

[soft coral]

saying I know what I'm doing in tarkov is like saying I can make u a space rocket I just dont have the materials

people barely know how to loot properly

[proper eagle]

i always get at least two people to come with me when it's day 1 of wipe because i know it's gonna be a firefight down there

[wintry ridge]

bro prolly runs the entire map 3 times and then dies

from usec camp all the way to logging village

[stark torrent]

As a solo playing fast will get you killed 70% of the time

It's just how it is , a duo has 2x pair of eyes, a trio has 3x pair of eyes than you

[proper eagle]

you can play fast but running in the open on main roads or clearings will get you sniped

[stark torrent]

52

[umbral oyster]

Bro probably runs straight to Jaeger Camp from outskirts spawn instead of waiting for 12 minutes left in Raid.

Bro probably tries to grab Jaeger letter early wipe on a day raid

Bro probably doesn't scan the immediate vicinity of the camp before approaching the hunting blind

Bro probably runs pistol only and gets tagged and cursed

[terse pecan]

imagine questing at day bro

you get nightvision from skier 2

[soft coral]

no?

you go in without nvgs

just know the map like the back of your hand

imagine wasting money for nvgs

[proper eagle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/383073847597072388/1150000659832262766/image.png

ZENITCO PKP

ZENITCO PKP

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-air-biscuit-cat-biscuit-biscuit-cute-cat-gif-26544895

[proper eagle]

[wintry ridge]

absurd

isnt 24 a uhh

sr25

[proper eagle]

Mk47 with drum mag and flir

[wintry ridge]

nah thats 23

ones an sr25 with flir

ones just a meta mutant

[proper eagle]

strimmer quest

[wintry ridge]

dude

did you see the new jacket for uhh

usec

the one rogues get

[proper eagle]

the child predator suit?

[wintry ridge]

its literally like uhh

[proper eagle]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

yeah

its the tracksuit but 10000x worse

[proper eagle]

15 bosses 15 times on 15 maps

[wintry ridge]

gotta do ALL Lighthouse quests

[umbral oyster]

Based USP-1 sight enjoyer ordering godtier weaponry from the mechanic

[wintry ridge]

which includes killing every boss 15 times

[white void]

show surely

[wintry ridge]

and the reward is only like, 100k xp

[wintry ridge]

people are coping with this SHITTY FUCKING QUEST by saying "well they want to remove wipes from this game"

[umbral oyster]

The jacket is kinda fugly too

[proper eagle]

quests are only for getting big xp and unlocking gear buys

[wintry ridge]

dude wipes arent gonna be removed for another 2 years at least, why give us quests right now that are impossible for anyone else other than strimmers

[proper eagle]

you can still go in and murder people for xp

[wintry ridge]

its really low tho

[proper eagle]

yeah ik

[wintry ridge]

20 scav kills all headshots is still only like

9k xp

[umbral oyster]

I mean, then at least late game content will exist once the game stops wiping

[wintry ridge]

theyll never stop wiping

[proper eagle]

a full massacre labs raid will give you 20k xp

[wintry ridge]

have you seen how the economy becomes late wipe

everything other than meta attachments is cheap

[umbral oyster]

Well yeah, but assuming if they were actually planning on finishing the game

[wintry ridge]

why burden us with this shit if its a future endeavor

why not just make it 1 or 2 of every boss

something actually possible for most players

[proper eagle]

non wiping mode is in plan according to fatfuck

separate from the wipe mode

[wintry ridge]

seperate chars?

[proper eagle]

yeah apparently

[wintry ridge]

weak

[proper eagle]

also the hardcore ruleset as a game mode

[umbral oyster]

TBH farming 15 of every boss sounds like a boring fucking quest design anyway. I'd prefer to have 1 or 2 like you say, but with some kind of additional challenge

[proper eagle]

don't let them hear it

They're gonna make you do it with pistols

[wintry ridge]

you already need to kill 1 of every boss for a quest I think

relentless

oh my GOD

that quest is aids

yeah I think 1 of every is fine

relentless is killing every boss in one life

wtf is that quest design

literally impossible for everyone except cheaters

[umbral oyster]

Fully half or more of the quests in this game are AIDS. That's why we only quest to level 15 for faster flea, then just raid

[wintry ridge]

cant run thru cant leave cant do anything else

[proper eagle]

is it just me or has skier quest line changed

[wintry ridge]

which part of it

[proper eagle]

I have no quest apart from safe corridor right now

[wintry ridge]

whats the last quest you did for him

[proper eagle]

Chemical 4

[wintry ridge]

they might have changed level requirements

either that or do a scav raid to refresh quests

[proper eagle]

I'm l19

[soft coral]

mk47 without drum mags

with 30s or 40s

thats it

usethe rd704 if u want drum mags

[wintry ridge]

what

[proper eagle]

what

[soft coral]

iedy will know

[wintry ridge]

do you have dementia or something, why bring up the rd704

[soft coral]

.

[wintry ridge]

yeah thats for gunsmith

[soft coral]

ah i didnt read

[proper eagle]

[soft coral]

I thought he wanted to use an mk47 with a drum mag

which is hella cringe

[wintry ridge]

fake

mk47 drum mag is epic

[white void]

Fake

is cringe

[wintry ridge]

fake

is epic

[white void]

Fake

Is cringe

[proper eagle]

drum mag dududududud

[white void]

Fake

[proper eagle]

[white void]

Fake

[proper eagle]

[white void]

[soft coral]

its cringe because you can use the 50 rounder on the rd704 and not as much performance in ergo which is what drums mags suffer from the most

the mk47 is already a bit more clunky than rd704 to begin with

slapping a drum mag on it is stupid

if youre gonna use inefficient mags
use the more efficient inefficient mag

real chads use sks

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-necro-skull-trooper-colt-general-low-tier-god-skull-trooper-gif-26079010

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

this game gave me beef brain

bro i check my pmcs secure and backpack like 80 times before i go into raid

i think i got dementia

[proper eagle]

noided

[wintry ridge]

maybe its all the scav runs accumulating into a little rotten spot of grey matter

ive only been doing those all day

[stark torrent]

when u open ur scav case and u hear the quest completed sound

[wintry ridge]

even better is when you searching drawers and you hear that metallic key searched noise

[stark torrent]

and its dorms room 308

over and over again

[white void]

All i need is jaeger 2

and then blow all my money to get the case

but fucking hell i hate jaeger so much

[soft coral]

he's gonna blow

[wintry ridge]

not on streets scav baybee

unless you get the alley apartment key its a nice 20k per slot item

at least

some of em are like 200k rn

[stark torrent]

idk i noticed all cabinets are the same , is all RNG

but cabinets usually give good shit overall

[wintry ridge]

yeah

they made em good this wipe

[stark torrent]

it's just its noisy and takes time to loot them all

[wintry ridge]

every drawer has 1 item

finally

[soft coral]

I love this piece of shit game

[wintry ridge]

this patch

hahahah he doesnt know

its always been a memory leak

[soft coral]

if it was only this patch

[white void]

Jaeger's head off his shoulders with flechette? Yes

Yes i am

[soft coral]

just cuz I dont play dont mean I cant shit on the game

[proper eagle]

you cant

[white void]

he can

[stark torrent]

this is so funny

Emissaries are bsg asskissers , thats what i read

Aside from the fact that i barely see one or two in a wipe

They will never talk openly about the game's issues

Anyone talks back , he will get removed asap

[soft coral]

I think weve been through this before

[proper eagle]

i have talked to a few, they are volunteers to relay community feedback to the developers and can give you info on support tickets

[wintry ridge]

yep

the sherpas i heard are worse

they get like

300 rounds every wipe of every good ammo

and a couple meta kits

[stark torrent]

yeah tehy get fucking 300 m80

they hit lv 15 in 4 hours then they buy rfb and shit on timmies

nice

[soft coral]

.

literally nothing new under the sun

same old shit

sad really

[white void]

Almost just killed tagilla with a knife

I uh

don't know how

but i almost did

[earnest timber]

They simply CANT fix memory leak

I'll shit myself if even with Unity 2021 they won't be able to fix it

[soft coral]

change engine then

if you cant do that shut down the entire game and move on

[stark torrent]

Woods SVT run moment

[white void]

jesus christ

[stark torrent]

there was more loot but i had 30 seconds to leave , i caught this guys at Outskirts extract lol

the 1st guy was literally in the extract zone when i saw him

[white void]

damn

[stark torrent]

and i had to jump in and out of the zone to move his shit

one of them bought a stock SVD to bait as Shturman

[white void]

Boys were juiced

but uh

fell victim to the SVT man

Brother of mosin man

[stark torrent]

Mosin man's Texan Cousin

[white void]

Real

[stark torrent]

or well Siberian cousin in this case

[white void]

Yes

[stark torrent]

dude

look at this

[white void]

Side note

[white void]

god the UMP fucks

[stark torrent]

16K CHEATERS

[white void]

Holy fucking drongo

[stark torrent]

holy fucking SHIT

[white void]

IN THREE DAYS

[stark torrent]

1 month dummy

still

16k

[white void]

Wait

me a retard

I should probably actually read more

anyways

16k in 1 month is still fucked

And ofc

the time i dont bring nades to customs

Reshy and the boys are holed up inside the bathroom

[soft coral]

❤️

[white void]

❤️

ivan

@soft coral

GIVE ME WISDOM

A 4 MAN HAS ROLED UP AT DORMS

PLEASE

[soft coral]

run

lol

youre not killing them

[white void]

But hold on

let me cook

[stark torrent]

sit and hope they dont find you , or just jump a widnow prepained and run

[frosty basalt]

constructing lucky scav junkbox

gonna go without having 2 luck scav junkboxes

for like

2 days

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

i feel noided today

gonna sit in a new spot I found on streets and rip people legs up

not gonna kill em just gonna make em PK and see the nasty new effect bsg thought was how ibuprofen works

[terse pecan]

omg guys the painkiller effect is grey unplayable

[wintry ridge]

no its fine grey

i dont like blur

i cant see jack shit when its blurry

[rich venture]

It's not that bad..

[terse pecan]

well that's what my point is

the effect is not bad

it changes nothing

and people still complain about it

that's pretty normal because any tarkov player including me complains about anything

[stark torrent]

Pk effect is shit cause it kinda gives u tunnel blurry vision

But i think it was intended

So you dont spam it especially in bigger areas just cause u can

So shorter painkillers are the better rn

Like propital or even that shitty analgin pills that last 80 sec

[white void]

Sugar stash going hard

Fuck

[gentle aurora]

I don't know how to feel that tbh

[white void]

@soft coral Tried to get a scav to shoot me with the old "Ayo I've got a fence quest to endure pain, can you shoot me in my leg real quick?"

ANd uh

he didn't fall for it

https://tenor.com/view/clever-girl-jurassic-park-gif-18793569

[soft coral]

i thought youre better than that

to come down to such cringe

how dare you llama

[gentle aurora]

I mean they're sharing statistics and they're curenctly trying to get rid of as much cheaters as possible but 16k individuals

[white void]

He had PMC juice

I had to Ivan

[soft coral]

nono

[white void]

its a scav eat scav world out here

[soft coral]

it dont matter what he had

its your intentions

[white void]

Scavs are savages

And i had no intent to shoot him until i saw his juice

[soft coral]

hella cringe llama

[white void]

fucker was slower then a snail

he had juice in that bag

[soft coral]

I'm dissappointed

[white void]

and i wanted it

Ivan

[soft coral]

I really am

[white void]

its a tough world out here in the norvinsk region

[soft coral]

I do not give a fuck

[white void]

IVAN

HE HAD JUICE

[soft coral]

youve come down very low

to do such stuff

[white void]

I mean I'm a rat

General sam got me into this game

[soft coral]

whats next
9x19 rip?

[white void]

Rat does rat things

[terse pecan]

being a rat is the right way to play the game

[white void]

Oh god no

[terse pecan]

just wait in bushg

[white void]

.45 ACP match though

[soft coral]

.45 fmj is off the list its whatever

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/general-sam-tears-cry-verge-of-tears-gif-19243211

This fucker

he is rat lord

and rat lord brang me into this game ivan

and sometimes

[soft coral]

to come down so low

[white void]

you gotta stick with your roots

[soft coral]

unbelievable

[white void]

Ivan

he had juice

you must understand this

scavs do not give a shit about each other

HE HAD JUICE

[soft coral]

just leave him

turn around then

and W

[wintry ridge]

you said you GAVE UP THE RAT LIFE

you LIAR

[soft coral]

SEE

[wintry ridge]

it doesnt matter if hes juiced

you follow him and WAIT UNTIL HE DIES
\

[soft coral]

HES FALLEN SO LOW

[wintry ridge]

you dont intervene you little vulture

[white void]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME GENERAL SAM MADE ME BUY THIS

[soft coral]

yes

stop watching sam

hes bad influence

[wintry ridge]

general sam is a bad impression

[soft coral]

exactly

[wintry ridge]

watch sheef or whatever

[white void]

IT WAS ON FACTORY AND HE WAS AT EXTRACT

I WAITED

AND WAITED

[soft coral]

you let him die on his own

you down oopen fire on another scav

[white void]

I HAD TO ASK FOR THE QUEST

[soft coral]

no matter how geared they are

quest or not

[white void]

Its false ivan

[wintry ridge]

if you're so badly down for loot

you flashbang em

[white void]

scavs hate each other

[soft coral]

its not the loot
its your intention of doign that shit

[wintry ridge]

it doesnt count as damage so if they shoot you in return you can fire back

[white void]

I ONLY HAD THE INTENTION BECAUSE OF THE LOOT

[wintry ridge]

flashbangs are great

[white void]

I want a KS-23 loaded with 1 flash in the chamber and shrap 10 in the rest

Just to try it

[wintry ridge]

just spay zaryas and m18 smoke nades

[white void]

All those chads with level 6 gear

fall in the sight of a ks-23 with shrap 10

[wintry ridge]

ks23m irons still bugged

[white void]

Also new passive income

buy the yellow glasses from fence

for like

17k for 6

barter for the UN helmet at ragman each reset

profit

[turbid owl]

If anyone needs a squadie for any quest HMU I will literally waste gear just to not have to go solo 😢

[wintry ridge]

wait until you learn about the jaeger dogtag case barter

[white void]

true

what LL

[chilly hollow]

95k scav box

[turbid owl]

NO WAY m1911 HANDLE

[wintry ridge]

dude that handle curses me

ive opened green boxes before

and had 4 of em

in one box

multiple times

the cockroach of weapon parts

[turbid owl]

Clearly you have yet to TRUELY understand the power of the handle

[soft coral]

handle deez nutz

[turbid owl]

See? This guy gets it

[rain crown]

whats your region?

[rain crown]

do these have found in raid tag?

[turbid owl]

US central, but I can change to a different server if needed

[rain crown]

im europe

[turbid owl]

Aight I’ll be swapping over, just give me a bit

[rain crown]

cant play rn

but ill dm you when i can

[turbid owl]

kk

might be occupied later today though in like 3-5 hours

[stark torrent]

huge W

imagine carrying the tank battery out of the raid

[turbid owl]

when the 16 year old I sent out to commit outrageous amounts of warcrimes, instead returns with a haul

https://tenor.com/view/billions-im-proud-of-you-showtime-gif-11676761

[white void]

SVT with LPS on factory hits harder then it should

[proper eagle]

friend from the west is over

YEEEEE

😭

[rain crown]

funnily enough
all my friends struggled with the dogtags
i struggled with finding usecs to kill, i had all dogtags i needed from day one XD

[proper eagle]

i was rather struggling with finding usecs

[turbid owl]

Mmmm go into factory with Glock, come out with mission complete 🤤

Wait if you kill you team member who is a USEC does that still give you the mission progression?

[proper eagle]

they removed that last wipe

even on factory i was running into more bears

people have realised the drip is immaculate

[turbid owl]

Yeah lmao USEC drip is total ass

Plus Russian voice lines just sound cooler

[turbid owl]

Skill issue

[wintry ridge]

I carried 2 out on a scav

[stark torrent]

h0w

[wintry ridge]

juggled the bag for like 20 minutes

[turbid owl]

Lmao

[wintry ridge]

and i got both like 100ish meters from extract

[stark torrent]

w

[wintry ridge]

easy 1.5mil

[stark torrent]

i found 4 on reserve with my friend down hermetic in those crates on reserve

[chilly hollow]

yeah

[stark torrent]

we dropped them at extract and ran half the map to open the alarm and get out

[turbid owl]

This is the kinda shit I wanna do sometime https://youtu.be/uvoOI8ENFXY?si=Dhd2Xt4v08jM8hrX

[wintry ridge]

not anymore

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105942014232633438/1150103409979035728/im_not_sorry_for_the_ping.mp4

[stark torrent]

sadly u cant cause tarkov is anti fun

[wintry ridge]

just fill a belt rig with m18 nades

[turbid owl]

Wait what

[wintry ridge]

smoke it all up

[turbid owl]

Awwwww

Man

[stark torrent]

p!shutup

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

qj pishki

[stark torrent]

p!inchinese

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

qj mi kura

sus garnitura

ah this one is good

[stark torrent]

what you hear on labs before Xiaolin556 kills you

[soft coral]

real

[turbid owl]

I love the goon squad

But the goon squad does not love me

[proper eagle]

stockholm syndrome

i handed over folder 52 to skier

skier is my homie

fuck that terragroup bitch physiotherapist pretending to be a "doctor humanitarian"

[turbid owl]

Idk man, nothings better than jager asking me to smoke a blunt at 2AM while hunting for cultists butt naked

[terse pecan]

a friend of mine went to the labs because he had like a violet and stuff

he probably got head eyes in 10 seconds

[wintry ridge]

Im going to stomp them into dust after I stop polishing peacekeepers knob with these shitty fucking quests

oughhhhh you gotta go back to shoreline!!

90th raid in a row for shoreline quests

[terse pecan]

i think the best trader in relationship is jaeger

because he obiviously wants you to suffer

instead of doing it secretly

jaeger does not try to hide the fact that he wants you to suffer as much as possible unlike other traders

[proper eagle]

skier treats you like shit but his rewards are kinda good

therapist giving a salewa and a calok-b for the 100th time ever

[terse pecan]

if you go with the mentality that every trader is sent by the deepstate and CIA to stop you from playing tarkov

you can go through quests real easily

becuase i'm not giving CIA what they want

[compact knoll]

lmao me and my friends lost connectiong to server because we pressed esc

[soft coral]

incredible

[terse pecan]

the true way of playing tarkov

no fps drops

300+ on streets

[marble thicket]

what half the people's game looks like when they dont realise they cant run it

[soft coral]

da joka

I Saw this on instagram earlier

[compact knoll]

bro this scav is cursed

[soft coral]

not the kolpak

[proper eagle]

he is on his pilgrimage

[obtuse thistle]

Love the "you aint hearing shit this raid" helmet

[lyric cairn]

Gunshots are ookie and scary so I like that helmet because it limits the jumpscares

[stark torrent]

Just put music in background at that point

[rain crown]

might aswell put down your headset

[lyric cairn]

That's a negative

[wraith wagon]

does anyone know if this key map is outdated?

[native crypt]

New map won't be terminal it will be the moon

[turbid owl]

Filthy frank?

[stark torrent]

it prob is , the loot got nerfed overall cause hackerinos

[rich venture]

I can't unsee that anymore

[terse pecan]

btw for the new USEC clothing if its not fake news

you have to do a lightkeeper quest

that is killing every boss 15 times

[frosty basalt]

It is so drippy tho

[terse pecan]

yeah its knights shirt

if you can reach it tho

[turbid owl]

Good luck lmao

[terse pecan]

you have to literally kill every boss 15 times

and get to lightkeeper

unless you play 22 hours a day

i don't think its that possible

[turbid owl]

Yeah the spawn rates alone would be hard as hell

That quest sounds like the epitome of “fuck you actually got this far? Uhhhh (proceeds to make up random bullshit)”

[terse pecan]

like even getting to KAPPA is a rare occasion for players

then they just put lightkeeper and this

[rich venture]

It's to keep players occupied whilst theyre working on more important stuff I'm guessing

(more tactical clothing)

[frosty basalt]

What’s cool about the predator shirt is the dog tags wrapped around the arm

[umbral oyster]

Found a helmet with a flashlight mounted on it today. Thought it was cool so I picked it up...

There's no keybind to turn helmet lights on and off. You have to take it off the helmet, put it on a rifle, press T, then put it back on the helmet

WTF Nikita? How hard is Alt+N? You lousy SOB

[proper eagle]

H

[white void]

Skill issue, ive seen videos of people turning it on and off when its on the helm

[compact knoll]

you can turn it off

[white void]

Yeah but what faction has Ryan Gosling

[frosty basalt]

Skill issue lol you can turn it off and on at will

[proper eagle]

Scavs

[white void]

Nuh uh

[umbral oyster]

Why is it not in the settings 😔 now I look retarded

[white void]

because you ARE retarded

[frosty basalt]

We’re all a little retarded (why did we pay for tarkov?)

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

95k case provides again

[lyric cairn]

I gotta get my shit together. I love these scav case reports

[white void]

I must get jaeger 2 today

if i do

i will have scav case very soon

I must gamble

[wintry ridge]

bro needs to level

just go scav reserve and get ur gunsmith parts and crank out like 10 of em

[white void]

Thats mechanic

dumbass

Im talking about fat fuck jaeger and his shitty survivalist path quests

[wintry ridge]

yeah for the xp

oh you need rep

damn

that sucks

[white void]

Si

[wintry ridge]

are you dying cause you cant do the 3 scavs without armor or whatever?

[white void]

I need .04 rep

[white void]

done that

up to uhh

[wintry ridge]

how arent you level 2 yet

oohhh

[white void]

PMC headshots with tremor and scavs without healing

[wintry ridge]

you aint been doing the dailies have you

[white void]

Not really

[wintry ridge]

yeah thats ur issue

[white void]

i see

[wintry ridge]

dailies are so much easier than actual tasks and give you some good rep

[white void]

true

[wintry ridge]

i just skipped most of ragmans shit with dailies

.3 rep for level 3 ragman

havent even done make ultra great again

[white void]

I havent touched a single ragman quest lmfao

[wintry ridge]

i did the one where you visit stores but thats about it

[white void]

Yeah, haveng touched interchange at all

Its bliss

not playing shit maps

[wintry ridge]

@proper eagle were you the dude who was looking for how to do the door quest?

[white void]

The woods bushes speak to me

[wintry ridge]

dude i been lookin into it for my own quest and its bad

you need a 1 use key that you cant put in secure and if you die it deletes

[white void]

What rhe fuck

[wintry ridge]

or if you lose FIR status it deletes

yeah

[white void]

and lemme guess

streets or shoreline

[wintry ridge]

streets

[white void]

or reserve

AHAHA

[wintry ridge]

streets AND

AND

[white void]

Good luck

[wintry ridge]

its uhh

kinda highly contested

since it has like 9 keyspawns inside the room

[white void]

Im glad im not going for KAPPA

[wintry ridge]

its not needed for it

[white void]

all i wish to do is get hideout highest i can, get fat money

[wintry ridge]

people got kappa even without it

[white void]

Pvp

Even still, all the other shit quests

Fuckin Guide or whatever

every map without dying

[wintry ridge]

https://youtu.be/ec_J-j3sxGA?si=aN3v2HqE27hoCnQL&t=235

and the rewards

are so BAD

[frosty basalt]

tarkov moment

[wintry ridge]

an m9 and an m870

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

+0.01 mech rep

literally

and i mean it

literally worse than a daily

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

this daily is objectively 3x better

or atleast 2x since its 0.02 rep instead of 0.01

[white void]

Fuckin BSG love watching people suffer ey

[wintry ridge]

this game grinds my gears sometimes

atleast you dont need to do it for any other quests

its an optional

still a shit quest design to have a key that deletes if you fucking extract with it

and it doesnt even have a static spawn

[proper eagle]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

it spawns maybe? in the mall at some wall mounted tool hanger thing

[wintry ridge]

this game is trying to tell me something

2 gp25s in one scav run

wants me to noobtube some morons

does anyone know if UBGL kills count for grenadier?

[white void]

it doesnt

[soft coral]

nope

Ye imagine if it did

[wintry ridge]

would be FUN

would make the quest not a slog of just kneecapping people and throwing vog 25s and hoping they dont roll too far

[proper eagle]

impact nades

[wintry ridge]

impacts are fun but you gotta have LOS

you cant just bounce em off walls

[proper eagle]

shrapnel will take care of it if you just throw it in the same room

[wintry ridge]

yeah true

idk theres something more satisfying about a good GL hit than an impact

[soft coral]

impact nades brother

the fk u need kneecapping for

go factory

go stairs

camp stairs

ez

if spawn glass hallway or anywhere near

run out

and go office

[wintry ridge]

okay

😪

[soft coral]

Nah but fr

if u want fun then go for kneecapping

real men don't go factory to do that quest
real men do it normally on all maps

was it 8 kills

unless they changed it AGAIN

[wintry ridge]

its 8

wasnt it 5

before impacts

[soft coral]

it was 12

before

Back when it unlocked BP

[wintry ridge]

aight

[soft coral]

it was cringe when it was 12

[chilly hollow]

actually worth daily task. I have been getting tasks like exit with 30 rounds of ammo and stuff like that, very easily done tasks

[wintry ridge]

i have 4 fence rep and his tasks are like

extract with 14 facecovers

for 0.03 rep and 300 euros

[chilly hollow]

i have like 2.8

[wintry ridge]

I think BSG upped the cost of fence

even his half broken kedrs are like 40k

kinda stupid

12k for a half durability mp133 with zero parts on it

20k for a vpo 215 with 30 durability

(a new one from jaeger is 18k)

[chilly hollow]

yeah you can sell keys and keycards to him too now

[white void]

why

[chilly hollow]

you can snipe good keys

[white void]

How much he paying for a dorms marked

[proper eagle]

more than flea

[chilly hollow]

its bc when you have max fence rep fence sells stuff that has been uninsured left in raid or boss gear that is unlooted including keys and keycards

[proper eagle]

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

wait on god

so i can yank a red card off him for like

20mil

wow so worth!!!

[chilly hollow]

yeah 15-20 mil something like that

[wintry ridge]

the only good thing he sells is at level 6 when he can get like uhh

boss armor

tv110s and maybe a zhuk or two

zhuks are prolly like 500k from him tho

i wish fence was cheaper

6 rep and still shit will cost 3x what it is on flea

[wraith wagon]

the new key is fucking crazy

just waiting for one of my friends to get it so i can do the quest

[wintry ridge]

they should let you uhh

barter for one after you do the quest

maybe like a couple cultist knives and a bitcoin or something

its like 1/5th a marked key tbh

it'd be like one of those flu achievements

one person carries 4 guys in the quest

those 4 each carry a 4

and so on

since u get a key as reward

[west ice]

https://youtu.be/iTT0UM-YF8s?si=J7tYoBJCIg_PbjDX

[wintry ridge]

holy hell

streets scavs are pimped

[rain crown]

Where did you find the gpu?

[wintry ridge]

the uhh

computer spawn near ballet studio

there a couple steps and a broken tv with a cord sitting on it

[rain crown]

Only found 2 gpu's in my 320 hrs

[wintry ridge]

right near the arch

this is my 2nd for the quest

i found 3 but die with one

[eager dawn]

vpo 209 bruh

💩

[wintry ridge]

buddy thats not the point

[eager dawn]

idc

vpo 209 sucks

[wintry ridge]

you dont even have tarkov

[rain crown]

Surprised it's modded somewhat well with that damage

[eager dawn]

lol i do

[rain crown]

Nah it doesn't

APM slaps

[wintry ridge]

liar and a whore

[eager dawn]

what th efuck

lmfao

[rain crown]

Bit expensive but slaps harder than your mother's belt

[eager dawn]

lmfaooo

[wintry ridge]

its not super expensive but its time consuming

like 8 hours for 100 rounds

[rain crown]

3k per bullet

On flea

[wintry ridge]

crafting is cheapo if you hit ammo boxes

get SP-6 and gamma it

and thats basically 100 rounds right there

[rain crown]

"get sp6" yea that's the issue I'm having

[wintry ridge]

how!

like fr how!

[rain crown]

It doesn't fucking spawn lmao

[wintry ridge]

i barely even touch weapon boxes

[rain crown]

Nvm

[wintry ridge]

its all in the wooden ammo boxes

you gotta get it