💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

yes.

[chilly hollow]

Yeah

[soft coral]

can't let you having fun now and making money in the game can we

nono

[white void]

my guy

[soft coral]

not allowed fk yourself this is hardcore game

[white void]

Do your reserch

clearly this is 100% real

not fake

source

[soft coral]

hello llamm

a

[white void]

trust me bro im friends with nikita

ALO IVAN ❤️

[wraith wagon]

well rich people problems i guess

[chilly hollow]

Reserch

[soft coral]

its real trust

[wraith wagon]

still need 2 more for farming

[proper eagle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802575646609113108/1143545157422170253/Screenshot_20230822-082059.png

Pick your poison

[chilly hollow]

I got all my 3, now i'm stucking in gpu Fans lmao

[white void]

Do reserch

trust

[wraith wagon]

i havent found any in raid

got one from chemistry closet

thats it

[soft coral]

interchange

[wraith wagon]

cpu fans been done for ages

[soft coral]

back rooms

night time

[chilly hollow]

Found Mine in Reserve school and in duffle bags

[wraith wagon]

i have barely done interchange and i dont plan on doing more

[soft coral]

[wraith wagon]

it is the worst map in existence

[chilly hollow]

Understandable

[soft coral]

true actually

[proper eagle]

night interchange is cumming kills

[wraith wagon]

i would rather do my 20 fps at streets than that shit again

ragman can go fuck himself if he thinks im getting 25 scav kills

[chilly hollow]

Snoreline exists you know

[wraith wagon]

i kinda like shoreline

started playing it this wipe

[tame dawn]

Imo streets > reserve > customs > factory > woods > interchange > shoreline

[wraith wagon]

i dont understand the shoreline hate

only guess is the quests on it are horrific

[umbral oyster]

I would take shoreline over interchange, even though I always run 10 min through empty fields and get sniped in there

[wraith wagon]

but ive found 2 ledxs at health resort so far

[chilly hollow]

The Resort sweats...

[wraith wagon]

that is true i actually got shit on earlier and cried

[tame dawn]

Big map. Meh interest points. Cheaters ahoy. Spread out, lots of trees for days. Even if you make it to resort, better have 20+ keys

[wraith wagon]

but not all the time

[umbral oyster]

I'm actually super duper new at Tarkov though so... Maybe my opinions don't count for much

[chilly hollow]

Also the Sound in Resort is horrible

[tame dawn]

Stashes made it better, but the map just seems too spread out. That too

Streets is great when it runs. Good flow, good loot.

[chilly hollow]

when it runs

[tame dawn]

Reserve is good bc it introduced interactive extracts, and d2 baby.

Woods is a nice mix and usec and medcamp really helped traffic on the map. Still dont fuck with the new expansion too much.

[chilly hollow]

The Woods Expansion is goated

All the good loot is there

[white void]

woods is goated

end of story

[tame dawn]

Interchange is nice, if you get inside. Still needs lighting and weather fixes. I really should learn it more.

[white void]

Interchange fucking sucks

in or out

it sucks

[tame dawn]

I think it really suffers from extracts being in bumfuck nowhere when the main hub is the mall

[chilly hollow]

Interchange is fun If you are the First Team in the mall

Then you can gatekeep all the other players

[tame dawn]

I love the vibe of interchange. Just the implementation sucks.

[white void]

Woods > Customs > factory > lighthouse >reserve > streets > interchange > shoreline

Woods for life

[chilly hollow]

Where loothouse

[white void]

oh

uh

[tame dawn]

True. I never really play lighthouse.

[white void]

there

[chilly hollow]

Lighthouse has insane loot

[white void]

true

[wraith wagon]

I LOVE ESCAPE FROM TARKOV

I JUST WENT FUCKING CRAZY

[umbral oyster]

I fucking hate outskirts I fucking hate outskirts I fucking hate outskirts I fucking hate outskirts

[white void]

don't lie to yourself you fucking hate it

[wraith wagon]

NEVER KILLED A GROUP AS SOLO BEFORE

[white void]

Skill issue

[wraith wagon]

NO RAT STRATS I WAS JUST BETTER

[white void]

Woods is the best map

[wraith wagon]

LETS FUCKING GO

[chilly hollow]

Best feeling

[wraith wagon]

more fuckers pulled up so i had to leave armour tho

[tame dawn]

That feel when you are by marked spot and make the cross to scav house on woods

And sweatily stare at sniper rock and pray

[chilly hollow]

Kill Them, defend your loot

You earned that loot

[umbral oyster]

If there was one more viable extract when you spawn on that side of the map then yeah it'd be my fav. It is second to customs for me rn because of this issue

[wraith wagon]

FUCK ME RESHALA IS AT DORMS TOO

[white void]

when you spawn via outskirts?

[chilly hollow]

EZ reshala kill lets go

[white void]

Go down around the lake near sawmill, loot scav camp, extract

ez

If you spawn top right near the vehicle extract though, that place is amazing

[umbral oyster]

When you spawn and your options are Zb-014 (basically outskirts) or outskirts

[umbral oyster]

True...

[white void]

Bring cash, loot that shit get 1 million and extract

15 mins max

[wraith wagon]

ONE OF THEM WAS A TTV

[chilly hollow]

Car Exit on Woods is my Most used car Exit ever

[wraith wagon]

HAHAHAHHAA

[proper eagle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773043877090689054/1057922244438917171/1672280339816439.png

[white void]

easy

scav camp, run down around t he lake

extract

[umbral oyster]

Bridge V-Extract is Woods' saving grace rn

[white void]

real

Car extract goes hard

harder then xizinpingmaozedong42069 fucking my skull with 7.62x54R SNB when i find anything over 200k

[umbral oyster]

Yes but it's such a long annoying run. Everytime I realize I forgot to bring roubles for bridge V, I cry

[tame dawn]

I will say, my only ledx i ever found was in woods

[white void]

yall find ledxs?

[tame dawn]

Now do i sell it or wait for prices to inflate.

[white void]

i'm never fucking found one lmao

Nor a GPU

only 1 litre glass bottles of moonshine which i shove in my ass

[tame dawn]

Its the first one i found ever. Ive played for years.

[umbral oyster]

I found a tank battery in the camp by mountain and dragged it all the way to outskirts once. I was pissing myself, but no one even saw me. Extracted with like 2 minutes left on the raid

[white void]

Played with a mate the other day

i was juiced

extracted with 7 seconds left on the timer

[wintry ridge]

wooooow

guys this game has cursed me

cannot do that kill 3 scavs without meds on woods quest

9 attempts rn

[wraith wagon]

how tf

its not that hard

just snipe

[white void]

skill issue

[proper eagle]

It's easier with scav gangs now

[white void]

scav camp with an AK, dome as they come around corners or go mosin mode and sit far away

[wintry ridge]

bro i been trying

I get hit with 1 ak round from some dude thru 5 bushes and a tree and get a light bleed i have to med or else ill die omw to extract

try on night? get sprayed from 400m away by baoshingwey with m995 through a couple tents and a sheet metal wall

[white void]

[umbral oyster]

Try spawning with only a knife and just sprint in a straight line at any human figure you see.

[soft coral]

hellll nawwwwwwwww

thats

no way you said that

[wraith wagon]

do i aim for legs with rip

[soft coral]

this is the actual proper order

[soft coral]

yes

[tame dawn]

Woods is aight. Streets is fun as hell

[soft coral]

fk nah

[umbral oyster]

Switch customs and woods, then sure I'll go with that

[soft coral]

lag fest

[tame dawn]

For you.

[soft coral]

for everyone

the fk you mean

map feels like it will explode the moment you load in

plus the queue times

[tame dawn]

90-100 fps for me lol

[soft coral]

surely

[tame dawn]

Queue times are ass and scav bug sucks

Nah, completely serious. I benchmarked it last week for a dude asking.

[umbral oyster]

Post specs

[white void]

[soft coral]

100 fps on streets?
on a full map?

with scavs and everything?

dude got that nuclear reactor pc

[random moth]

When streets works

Its fun

[white void]

all of you are wrong

I am right

Ivan Bushkov said so

[random moth]

Otherwise its bad

[white void]

gg ez plebs

[soft coral]

lol

[proper eagle]

Copetard 6000

[white void]

nuh uh

Ivan doesn't cope

he spits fax

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-gif-21242285

[white void]

False

[upper crescent]

Finally hit level 15 and got Flea Market. Found a marked key during a scav run and sold it. I have 3 mil now so I don't have to worry about money for awhile

feelsgoodman

[wraith wagon]

this fucker really ran out of office so it didnt count for the quest

[tame dawn]

3080 and 5800x3d

32 gb ram

[umbral oyster]

No wonder then, those are some pretty solid specs

[fallow depot]

server connection lost on the woods

bruh i cant connect to the forest server

so now my stuff i brought is gone right

can i heal myself now with the medic or do i need to buy meds and use it in my inventory

or better yet alt f4 this shit and wait

[wintry ridge]

didnt you already get this solved

alt f4 and reconnect to raid after launching the game

[fallow depot]

no I never found the solution

[fallow depot]

so you have to restart the game so you can reconnect

[wintry ridge]

yes

[terse pecan]

i just got jumpscared by tagilla

nice

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/тагилла-tagilla-tarkov-boss-tarkov-factory-gif-25248955

[wraith wagon]

tagilla is the easiest boss

until he catches you off guard

[soft coral]

"new"

he can be pretty scary at times

he's easily defeatable if you aim for his legs tho

[wraith wagon]

just depends how he catches you

first time i saw him he was barrelling towards me with a sledgehammer

[white void]

(This was from a Juncker video made years ago)

[white void]

Night time factory, nothing but a pistol and a flashlight

[umbral oyster]

I actually just saw my first boss the other day... I got bumrushed by knight in the crack house on customs and pissed my pants because I wasn't expecting AI to run up on me like that

[soft coral]

the 3 fuckers are scary

you meet them on woos

may allah help you

[earnest timber]

Juncker ❤️

[white void]

Real

Juncker is the best in the business

sad he wont be making another tarkov wipe video after his recent one was age restricted :(

[white void]

Especially just outside of fortress

[earnest timber]

He's gonna release one for the December wipe, though

at least that's what he said in his streams

[white void]

the sniper fucker sits in a random spot, while the other 2 bum rush you

its fuckin scary

[white void]

[soft coral]

fortress?

[white void]

in uh

customs

[soft coral]

uh?

[earnest timber]

stronghold

[soft coral]

retard I said woods

[white void]

I know

And im saying

[soft coral]

wallah are you stupid

[white void]

its also fucking scary in customs at fortress

[soft coral]

nah

if they spawn on customs you know instantly cuz the map is very small

[white void]

Wallah you are fuckin unable to read ivan ❤️

[soft coral]

on woods its super scary cuz of the trees

[white void]

not if you get there first

[soft coral]

going to fortress

cringe place

[stark torrent]

Wake up in the morning :

Remember you have quests on Interchange and Shoreline :

[white void]

a fate worse then death

[soft coral]

just dont play

its that easy

[umbral oyster]

I saw one of them coming up through the second floor window, but it looked like a regular scav, so I went downstairs and they opened the door and rushed me.

I was just tiptoeing around trying to grab free salewas man

[stark torrent]

but i like to play

time to kill scavs with shotguns on woods

somewhat harder than killing players on shoreline

[soft coral]

true

sergei with his pipe pistol will HS you from 300 meters away

[umbral oyster]

Woods is scary in general because you can't see anything and every shot on the map sounds like it's just on the other side of the nearest trees

[soft coral]

true true

[stark torrent]

well 2 fucking idiots actually rushed scav house for some reason

at the start of the raid

lmao

revolver shotty best sniper

[soft coral]

vpo enjoyers

imagine ACTUALLY running kitted out aks and m4s

cringe.

[fallow depot]

can i use a co-op exit as a solo? 🗣️

[soft coral]

....

[fallow depot]

acutally wait

[stark torrent]

[fallow depot]

i already asked this like 5 times

lmao

frick so i have to run across the whole map of woods

for my exit

or get 5k money

[soft coral]

ok bro

[proper eagle]

get 5k

[soft coral]

from where

lol

[proper eagle]

you can find money in cash registers

[proper eagle]

the stash

[soft coral]

eeeh

maybe

[proper eagle]

🤯

[soft coral]

what if he already in raid

[proper eagle]

cash registers

[soft coral]

my guy he said woods

[fallow depot]

i had 2 power drills

[proper eagle]

[soft coral]

there can be some money in the safe

if it isnt looted

also some money spawns in the houses in scav village

sometimes

[fallow depot]

yeah i think i was there i found 0.6k money lol

[soft coral]

aint much

[soft coral]

he doenst know

[fallow depot]

yesah its nothing

[proper eagle]

You went out of bounds

I went there once

[soft coral]

same

[fallow depot]

wait what

it wasnt there

like i dont see any signs that im going out of bounds holy frick

[proper eagle]

You were at the north east border of the map

[soft coral]

it was next to scav village

[fallow depot]

wait huh

i thought i was somewhere here lol

[soft coral]

you are

precisely

here

[fallow depot]

so that right section is also a bunch of landmines

damnit bruhhh lol

i thought i was walking south west

[proper eagle]

Your insured gear will come back

[fallow depot]

what insured gear

lol

[soft coral]

insuring gear is for pussies

[proper eagle]

See, if you're at the northern part of the map, the huge mountains you see in the background are the north

[fallow depot]

it was nothing just a shotgun from a previous raid and the meds

[fallow depot]

mmm, ive learned that if i see the big nuclear powerplant im looking at the south on this map

[white void]

[fallow depot]

okay yeah im blind LOL

they should make it more clear

lol

[proper eagle]

You can't be more clear than this

[fallow depot]

anyways i gotta pay to heal up now, do i just pay this or something else

[soft coral]

pictures taken mere moments before death

[fallow depot]

i think ive done my 30 raids

[white void]

damn this shit doing numbers

[soft coral]

you had your fame

[soft coral]

can wait

you heal automatically

[proper eagle]

[fallow depot]

do u guys pay the healing 🫦

[soft coral]

personally I dont pay her and heal with meds I have to get exp

[fallow depot]

ooh okay

[proper eagle]

Get a grizzly from raid and heal with it

[soft coral]

tru

[proper eagle]

I was farming grizzlies from chads

[soft coral]

the medical camps on woods

woods just keeps on giving man

it never dissapoints

but beware

the mosin man

[fallow depot]

the mosin man?!?!

[soft coral]

scarier than the most geared of chads

[umbral oyster]

Woods moment

[soft coral]

shoreline is the same

lighthouse too

streets too

[proper eagle]

mosin pointfire is epic

[umbral oyster]

Maybe so, but on those you run straight across, on woods you walk a big circle around that lake and try not to get ganked at lumberyard

Takes way longer

I come before you as a woods lover, however I admit I love woods more when I spawn on outskirts side and have 3 feasible extracts to choose from

[soft coral]

the woods extracts do be kinda aids

one side has options the other doesnt

lol

[umbral oyster]

For real. I love woods, but the extracts definitely get a "needs improvement"/10 from me

[soft coral]

tru

[upper crescent]

I feel like the all maps as a whole could use an update to extracts. With the addition of some spawns, there are a good amount that are seemingly closer to the center of the map. Would be cool to see them mix up the extracts too, or maybe add some options for those middle of the map spawns

[wintry ridge]

yeeahhh

[upper crescent]

Woods especially has a lot of spawns like that, where you spawn near USEC camp, but your extract is outskirts. Doesn't make much sense

[wintry ridge]

there needs to be another exit over uhh

by usec camp

vexit boat or something

on the river

since FUCKING PIER IS NEVER OPEN

not once this wipe have I seen shoreline have that shit

having a boat extract would be sick

[upper crescent]

Yeah they also need to fix those extracts, there used to be a light that was on in Shoreline that would tell you the boat is up

[umbral oyster]

Haven't seen pier open before, but everytime I pass by on my way to outskirts I look at it and think "I would get dinked by one hundred mosins if I stood there"

[upper crescent]

now, you have to risk life and limb to check it

[wintry ridge]

pier sucks because every other extract is covered and that one is open to 360 degrees of angles

and you dont even KNOW if its open

[upper crescent]

On woods there is a boat near outskirts, but it was never an extract

[wintry ridge]

I think it was for scavs

the cove or something

right next to it

[upper crescent]

you might be right, but yeah scavs only

[wintry ridge]

bro if I get another server connection lost imma molotov this dinky russian data center

idc if I gotta fly to moscow holy shit this is stupid

pc, router, game restarts dont solve it

its just fucking random

[umbral oyster]

Guess you better install SPT then

Banished to bot-topia 😔

[fallow depot]

i have brainrot??!?!

[white void]

Yes.

[upper crescent]

I really don't understand how people can play SPT, might as well play GAMMA instead, it's a lot more interesting than fighting scavs only

[fallow depot]

what is spt

[white void]

Marked room go hard

[white void]

it's not just scavs

[proper eagle]

Scavs in PMC uniform too

[upper crescent]

something that shouldn't even be mentioned in the channel, tbh, but it's Single Player Tarkov. It's a modded version

[proper eagle]

[white void]

there's also AI PMCs that will fuck your shit up, player made bosses

someone actually made a USEC boss recently

the goons but USEC

[proper eagle]

The goons are USEC

[upper crescent]

the goons are USEC

[white void]

oh well

[proper eagle]

[white void]

uhhhhhh

goons but uh

Goons but bean

[proper eagle]

goons but goons

gooning

[upper crescent]

still, no chance for funny VOIP encounters and no real risk

I even tried to use voicelines the other day cause some guy wasn't talking to me

[proper eagle]

sadly VoIP doesn't work where I play

[white void]

Wanna hear the goons moan like an anime girl when you shoot them

[proper eagle]

you have to start reciting bing chilling to do anything

[upper crescent]

no i don't

[white void]

Xao zung ho zung wo, zing wao bing chilling

[vivid dawn]

Cause Tarkov as a Singleplayer works suprisingly well.Also theres AI PMC that shoot better than some Players without being to unfair.

[white void]

too bad you're gonna anyway

[upper crescent]

like Trey's last KAPPA grind videos. He was learning Chinese to try to speak to Labs hackers

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917037202582687815/1136117142027239424/AmandsGoofySounds_1.mp4

[proper eagle]

yep

[upper crescent]

well I'm at work so I'm not going to click that

[white void]

Do it

no balls

[proper eagle]

show it to your boss

[white void]

also uh

saw a guy that already has kappa

2 weeks in

[proper eagle]

lots of people have kappa this wipe

[white void]

I'm just hitting level 17 lmfao

I don't know how people endure the shoreline pisskeeper quests

[proper eagle]

SBiH is kinda meh now

[white void]

or crack whore's bunker quests

[proper eagle]

There's no fun to it

[upper crescent]

Trey got it, but he was doing a subathon and had a friend playing too

[fallow depot]

ai just one taps me

waiting 5+ minutes just loading into the game

[white void]

Yes.

Welcome to tarkov

it will happen alot more

[upper crescent]

okay yeah, that's just about as retarded as I thought it would be

[white void]

and you WILL sit in queue for 10+ minutes only to get domed in 20 seconds

[proper eagle]

Welcome to tarkov, only way you're going is in a coffin

[white void]

Yes.

[upper crescent]

left side peak bad, stay in cover, wait for them to come to you

[fallow depot]

1/5 bullets clearly missed

[white void]

Run straight into them and force their gun into the air

[fallow depot]

6-7 close but also missed

bad peek

bad positioning

[white void]

look into their eyes and kiss them before blowing their skull off

[fallow depot]

altf4

[white void]

that works

[upper crescent]

a 1-tap from a scav is actually rare now. usually their first shot misses but if you start in their line of sight they will start fucking you up pretty quick

hard cover and time will de-aggro them

[white void]

Now that I think about it

I don't think I've actually died to a scav this wipe

[upper crescent]

and a little covert movement

[white void]

as a PMC

[upper crescent]

I have but it was 100% my fault

[white void]

which is surprising

the only time I might've

is

hatchet/pistol run

eat some buckshot to the chest when running at them

Actually yeah thats exactly what happened

Toz-106 scav fucked me up

(Head, Eyes) ofc

[upper crescent]

I tried getting a woods kill without armor, he was already shooting at me and then I got one tapped to the chest with .366 FMJ

[stark torrent]

haha that shit does 100 dmg

[upper crescent]

yup, I looked it up after. on unarmored it absolutely fucks

and of course I had to try to kill him without armor on

[stark torrent]

how u do it is

you bring armor vest , u drop it when u see scav

u put it back on

[soft coral]

worst gun out of the bunch tbh

[upper crescent]

Yeah, I know. That's what I usually do, I just ran into that one scav with one-tap to chest ammo

[proper eagle]

mans got bitch slapped

[upper crescent]

I also had an armored chest rig, usually I put the armor in my backpack instead of dropping it

[proper eagle]

that was a high difficulty scav

in an online game every scav usually has a difficulty

[upper crescent]

easier way would be to do it with armor+chest rig and just take the armor off so I have meds and magazines as backup

[proper eagle]

high diff scavs may have good loot

a scav once head, eyes'd my entire squad and then when i kill it it had a marked key in its pockets

[wintry ridge]

can you dunk on the goons as a scav since they're just buffed up rogues?

I swear I killed one b4 and got no rep loss

[fallow depot]

oh okay i thought it was normal difficulty for online mostly

thatm akes sense how sometimes they snipe me and do damage or miss a lot of shots first lol

[upper crescent]

should be ok. you don't get rep loss from killing rogues, they're the only bosses that aren't scav bosses

[white void]

Just got domed by a shotgun scav when i had rogue loot on me

sounds about right

that fucker did not miss

[fallow depot]

i hate woods cuz i cant see shit with all that foilage and bots shoot me through it it feels like

🫦

or i just get sniped

[white void]

This mf is zesty with that lip bite ahh

[proper eagle]

they dont want to give me a fucking flash drive

[white void]

neither

I've found 1

count em 1

fuckin

eins if you're german

[fallow depot]

ofcourse first thing i die to is tagilla

[rich venture]

we are definitely hitting level 15 today, or tomorrow

[fallow depot]

😭

[rich venture]

Oof

Still haven't run into tagilla yet

[fallow depot]

I have twice first time with mp5 dumped 2 mags of 20 bullets into its head and i was wondering why he didnt die

but then i realised there are bosses in the game

and with this i just see the guy i shoot in head had no idea it was boss untill the death killer message pops up yknow

I didnt have armor or a helmet but still this is annoying

I feel like i was pretty quick with moving

I'll just go interchange

[white void]

Interchange

[fallow depot]

since the other map is way too tight. its good for scav if you wanna do it quick other than that its guaranteed death

lol

[fallow depot]

atleast i know where i have to go with woods i have to walk so far get shot from so many places wwww

[white void]

Interchange is actually a shit map

why would you go there

[upper crescent]

Interchange is great

[fallow depot]

idk cuz i dont like woods

[upper crescent]

So many flanking routes

[fallow depot]

in interchange i feel like i can move a bit more comfortable around

[upper crescent]

And the lighting is much much better

[fallow depot]

Factory is too narrow for me rn with my gear

[white void]

fuck no

[fallow depot]

and skill

shoreline ive only played twice offline when i first started the game but its the same as woods but maybe worse

[white void]

go customs ffs

jfc

[proper eagle]

i got no sounded by tagilla once

[fallow depot]

lights are bugged when i come too close they turn off?

is that normal

[white void]

Just interchange things

[soft coral]

its perfectly working lights wdym its still in beta you just suck also shots 1/5 clearly missed

we're working on it , constantly battling cheaters

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-dancing-gif-20978383

twerking on it

[fallow depot]

what does it mean when the status is ???

[proper eagle]

you didnt collect the dogtag

[fallow depot]

ah

but with bot scavs you always see status so thats how another way to see if it was a player or a scav if u never picked a tag up but you see status ? :p'

[proper eagle]

scavs dont have dogtags

[soft coral]

yes

[umbral oyster]

Customs best map

[white void]

Woods best

customs 2nd

[umbral oyster]

Switch 'em

[white void]

no

[umbral oyster]

Just like an Aussie to have things upside down like that

[white void]

Woods best

customs 2nd

[white void]

You just have a skill issue

[soft coral]

customs kinda aids with its tryhards

[umbral oyster]

Dorms issue

[soft coral]

eeeh

its not only dorms

its the entire map

[white void]

[soft coral]

ty llama

[umbral oyster]

Okay maybe, but navigating it is so intuitive compared to every other map

[soft coral]

navigating is easy true

[proper eagle]

customs is not a chilling map

[umbral oyster]

And it's the first map I ever learned, I'm emotionally invested

[umbral oyster]

I'm very new to the game, every map might as well be a horror show. At least I don't have to check mapgenie to find my extracts

[proper eagle]

you issue

[umbral oyster]

And customs fixes my issue, so customs best map

[white void]

[white void]

false

woods is best map

Perish

[umbral oyster]

I already have... On several raids today

But only the one on Interchange was because I got lost

[white void]

Fuck interchange

fuck shorelines

Woods customs factory gang for life

[umbral oyster]

On this at least I can agree. Except switch those first two in the order

[white void]

False

you will not change my mind

so perish

Woods is king

customs is second

[umbral oyster]

Woods is Big Kahuna, Customs is King

[white void]

False

you're actually just wrong

Woods is the superior map

perish

@soft coral Get a load of this guy smh

[soft coral]

mans capping

aint no way

[white void]

real

[umbral oyster]

Okay well what do you think is the best map then?

[white void]

Woods

[soft coral]

Woods

I've said it here before

countless times

I've had 1900 hours to argue with iedy over the best map

and we've come to the conclusion that overall its woods

i say overall

for CQB fights woods obv sucks buts theres other factors too

[umbral oyster]

TBH I would agree if the extract issue we discussed earlier wasn't a factor. But when one half of the map guarantees you the most inconvenient extract experience of your life..

I dunno, it's just hard to call that the best map IMO

[soft coral]

it is our personal opinion at the end of the day

take it with a grain of salt

like any opinion

[white void]

the extract issue is hardly an issue

Outskirts is so easy to get to

[soft coral]

its actually barely a problem cuz there's so much trees and foilage that you very rarely get seen

[white void]

exactly

[umbral oyster]

Easy, and annoying too, for me at least

[white void]

I have many raids where i loot one place, get like 500k and slowly walk to outskirts while watching youtube

[umbral oyster]

It less a matter of the risk of death, and more of pure tedium

[soft coral]

but if you think about it

thats what also makes the map great llama

in and out in 10 minutes

[white void]

The only time where its somewhat an issue

is when you spawn top right

but you have village to get 1 mill+ worth of loot

and then only have outskirts

but either way

you barely see anyone

[white void]

yes

Woods is the perfect map, the only bad thing is AI seeing through bushes

[soft coral]

to people who like pvp

go sawnmill

[white void]

Its horrible

Or, yeah

[umbral oyster]

If there was like a top left and a middle extract I would go woods 100%

[white void]

But Woods overall is the perfect casual map

[soft coral]

car is top left

lol

but I get ur point

actual extract

the middle is very empty tho I agree

[umbral oyster]

Walking to Outskirts every time is very annoying to me, I admit, that's probably partially a map knowledge issue because I wind up taking the same path around the lake though

[soft coral]

north of sawnmill

ah well

you know how it is

at the end of the day

[umbral oyster]

Yeah, it's also probably the more difficult to navigate, because you just have samey looking roads and the one electric line to follow around

[soft coral]

it's night

[umbral oyster]

True, btw haven't really fucked around with night raids yet in game, are they viable without NODs or will I get my head tagged by a thermal optic 9 time/10

[soft coral]

I mean

[white void]

woods all you have to look out for is cultists if you go smart

even then

[soft coral]

if you're a true madman and can navigate a map without nods its ok

though you cant see enemeis and shit

[white void]

if you take the right path you wont see anyone

[soft coral]

its great for quests tho

[white void]

But woods without nods is uh

not the greatest experience

[soft coral]

true

it turns into horror game

I go night woods for specific quests tho

with out nods

dont need em

when you know the map like the back of ur hand

[umbral oyster]

If it's anything like "woods but I thought it wouldn't be that long from 05:50 to when I could see I don't doubt it"

[white void]

really does if you accidently stumble into the cultist spawns

[soft coral]

eh

youre dead either way

[umbral oyster]

The spot between the checkpoint and the lake. I am traumatized.

[fallow depot]

MAN fuck woods

[white void]

Skill issue

Woods is the best map

[fallow depot]

always getting one tapped out of nowehre

[soft coral]

woods moment

[fallow depot]

i had a helmet and armor

[soft coral]

so?

[fallow depot]

bitch

having to walk across the whole map to extract

even tho i already felt like i had enough that i wanted and wanted to get out

but no u gotta walk all the way across the map

then get one tapped out of nowhere

like from where did i get shot? through the tree

bruhh

[soft coral]

to the right

up to the right side

[fallow depot]

i call hacks

[soft coral]

dont

[fallow depot]

hacks 🗣️

[soft coral]

dont go that path

its a cringe path

[fallow depot]

hackers 🗣️

i couldnt see him on my screen how could he see me

clearly hacks

1 shot insta headshot while i was literally like literally moving so fast and walking around and then i turn 90 degrees aim down just for fun cuz i gotta walk for so long and check whats in front of me and suddenly he shoots with 100% bullet accuracy clearly hacks

[white void]

you just have a skill issue

[fallow depot]

no just cheaters in bushes

i did the quest with going to the camp and the other thing and so i was very happy and then a hacker comes flyhacks above me insta 1 taps me

gg wp

[white void]

You just have a skill issue

Perish

[fallow depot]

no its not a skill issue i swear

its the game

[white void]

Skill

issue

[fallow depot]

gotta install the ai anticheat and problem solved

but no they are lazy

[white void]

skill issue

[fallow depot]

just gotta remove all the bushes in the game and problem solved

but no they wanna keep it unfair

[white void]

Skill issue

[fallow depot]

definitely not

[white void]

He was not a hacker

you just have a skill issue

[fallow depot]

no def not

ur wrong

hes a rat

a bush rat

hacker camper bush rat

[white void]

Skill. Issue.

@soft coral

[fallow depot]

stop bullying me

[soft coral]

you started it

take the skill issue up the ass and move on

[white void]

[soft coral]

aint gonna be the first death

and certainly not the last

[fallow depot]

yeah

[brittle sinew]

How far are people rn in Tarkov

Which quests are people stuck doing

[proper eagle]

shame on people who desecrate the balalaika

[white void]

Kappa

lel

[brittle sinew]

For real though, which quest?

[white void]

no clue

I haven't seen too many ppl stuck on anything tbh

[brittle sinew]

Okay what are you stuck on?

[white void]

for me it was stirrup and friend from the west 1, and flash drive

uhhhhhh

Bunker 2 be goofy

[brittle sinew]

Okay cool

[white void]

and I have no interest in doing any of fuckhead piss keepers shoreline quests

at all

I got the flea, now i just pvp lmao

[brittle sinew]

I'm on about level 8 or so

I uninstalled the game to transfer it to a different drive for faster loading speed

I forgot to install the game and instead I've been playing RDR2 the last couple of days

[soft coral]

he is free

[brittle sinew]

Probably having a better time than I would've playing Tarkov 😂

[soft coral]

do not install it again

[white void]

Mashallah

leave this place Pedro

[brittle sinew]

Played it for like 4 days, saw the loading times were too slow

I will never leave, I like tarkov

The epitome of

[fallow depot]

I think i've fallen into that trap aswell

[brittle sinew]

On one hand I could just get a better PC so it actually plays well

On the other hand I'm not a loser who spends money to make one (1) game run better

[proper eagle]

@white void

[white void]

uhbhbhhhh

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/demolition-un-gif-26063658

[white void]

uh

[proper eagle]

splash one

[white void]

mao zedong

[proper eagle]

the true hunting experience on woods

[lyric cairn]

I found a million rouble key last night during a scav run

When I found it, I said out loud "well I'm definitely not getting out of this raid" but I ran to extract no problem

[fallow depot]

I feel the same way. I have a rtx 2070 run on 1080p but these unoptimized ass games sometimes question me if i should get a better pc but at the same time its very expensive and i dont feel like it

Its my fault for playing those games instead of sticking to simpler games or not straight up FPS competitive games that have these "realistic" graphics that eat ur fps

For me to feel nice playing a game i need to have 100+ fps and very low input lag but dropping to 60 makes me feel like im at a disadvantage in competitive fps

[wraith wagon]

how long is it supposed to take to hit sniper level 3?

im level 30 and still havent got it

[proper eagle]

by actually using a bolt action rifle

[wraith wagon]

you mean thinking about using one doesnt count?

fuck

[proper eagle]

i got flea @white void

:D

https://tenor.com/view/aight-imma-head-out-im-out-this-bitch-bye-gif-15194343

[junior inlet]

Also don't forget to spam reloads on snipers

If that's still a thing

[proper eagle]

that only increases reloading skill now i think

[junior inlet]

Taking everything fun away

Wiki says reloading still levels it. So hopefully that's still correct

[chilly hollow]

feelsgoodman

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[chilly hollow]

wtf are you planning

Iedy about to commit warcrimes

[stark torrent]

ngl lowkey nice bug

[chilly hollow]

eyo they should put that in the game

looks good as hell

that moment when bugs do better work then bsg

[lyric cairn]

What's the bug? That it shows the weapon rack?

[stark torrent]

Ye in the background

dunno if its a bug per se , the game lets you mod guns in the weapon rack interface

[fallow depot]

is this arenas or something

i mean cool guns im not clueless

i bet they will shred so many newbs

[chilly hollow]

my man, this is your hideout

it looks like that if you actually start building it

[fallow depot]

yknow my hideout is basically filled with absolutely nothing

because game is hard as beginner

i did get 1 thing in the hideout other than the fans lvl 1

and im trying to collect the items i need for it

[chilly hollow]

collect harder

[fallow depot]

im going to get burned out real quick

[rich venture]

D2 rat has been murdered

He had 762 BP

[stark torrent]

fat L from that guy

[proper eagle]

fuck that shitter

geared like that and ratting D2?

he deserves to have all his shit stolen

[chilly hollow]

what the fuck

rocking a mutant with bp and then camping d2

was probably to scared to loose his gun lmao

[rich venture]

I left absolutely nothing behind lmao all his shit was looted

I was just trying to do the bunker task i just saw him lean peaking me in a hallway

[proper eagle]

where was he

[rich venture]

He was in the hallway of death then he went to sit behind a door

[proper eagle]

i just prefire or GL that place

we feelin this boys?

[rich venture]

I mean for two labs cards why not

Just spam factory

[stark torrent]

eh i wouldnt do it unless you are pvp driven

factory rn can be full of shit , corner shotgun campers and whatnot

and the rewards are meh

[chilly hollow]

if you use pistols or shotguns anyways sure do it

but if you never use them and have to go out of your way

i wouldn't say its worth it

[rich venture]

Can't wait to get to level 15 so that I can muck about with guns I want to use

[proper eagle]

im gonna fuck factory or customs anyway so might as well pull up in the MP-153

[stark torrent]

[marble thicket]

ctrl click them in

[stark torrent]

hahaha no way

fucking W find

[white void]

alright time to uh

Play some eft

and hopefully get some fat loot

fuck

this is not good

[real solstice]

buy some crackers and fill up that last slot

[white void]

real

damn, that shit crazy

[wintry ridge]

wait people buy those?

zamn..

[white void]

For gunsmith 3

yes I'm still stuck on it as im not buying that shit for 300k

[wintry ridge]

thats crazy

just uhmm

go after raiders as a scav on reserve

they can have an mp5sd with the attachment

go underground then hit alarm then wait until train arrives

if nothing shows up just hit crates or kys

[white void]

hmmm

[frosty basalt]

The fortis shift grip still going for 200k plus for GS part 6

[real solstice]

Free market my ass this shit is expensive as fuck

[white void]

Currently chilling inside a building on shoreline trying to do fishing gear because i just got shot at by a silenced sniper

[wintry ridge]

coming at u rn

boutta grub that rfb

[proper eagle]

Can't you literally buy that from peacekeeper 2

I completed gunsmith 3 at level 14

Retards istg

[white void]

I'm carrying an UMP smh

Bro is blind 💀

[white void]

funny thing is i dont have pisskeeper 2 :(

[proper eagle]

Literally up your spending there is no rep requirement

[white void]

yes

Ik

[proper eagle]

All I did was sell SSD's, SAS drives, diaries

[white void]

The problem is actually getting all the stuff for 11k

[proper eagle]

Now I have $11k in my stash

[white void]

first attempt tho gg

[proper eagle]

I'll start modding M4's once I have enough mods unlocked

[wintry ridge]

gonna decapitate you with a trench shovel for that

let me get one from prapor rq

ump hoe!!!

get on the SVT life!!

[white void]

UMP is good

me likey

[wintry ridge]

thats why everyone hates the people who use it

[white void]

I will start running RFBs soonish though

I usually either run UMPs, RFBs or when im feeling like splashing out

[wintry ridge]

its all that anyone ever ran the last 4 wipes until they could get meta attachments for their m4 and mk47

[white void]

a kitted up AKM

[umbral oyster]

Man... Fuck interchange

[white void]

Why would you go interchange

thats your first mistake

[umbral oyster]

Somebody told me there were like 14 weapons crates in close vicinity to each other in the Goshan.

But you are right, Interchange was a mistake

[white void]

always has been

[wintry ridge]

man what

[white void]

Woods is king

[white void]

buh?

[wintry ridge]

fence wtf do you mean

[white void]

FENCE?!??!?

fence buys anything wtf

[terse pecan]

man

tarkov actually has a lore

[white void]

real

[terse pecan]

like that one quest where therapists sends you to health resort room 306 to get a document

that is to get you and therapist out of tarkov

[white void]

damn

Don't come to customs tmr

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/training-day-denzel-gif-21121671

[wintry ridge]

Even the mightiest lard lord kaban falls to 2 svt rounds through the skull

[umbral oyster]

You've become the very customs tryhard you swore to destroy

[white void]

I died from dehydration to a scav with a mosin who blacked 4 of my limbs

I'm not a tryhard

[umbral oyster]

I don't know if you should be posting about your blacked experience here, this is SFW channel

[terse pecan]

you might have level 6 armor and altyn

but i have an smg that can rip through your kneecaps faster then speed of light

[white void]

real

[white void]

[white void]

i ask, custom provides

decent lil loot run

@proper eagle

[proper eagle]

Mashallah

[white void]

Mashallah brother

[proper eagle]

The westerner remover drip kit

[white void]

real

[terse pecan]

Insallah

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/talibanada-verbena-pakitochocolatero-gif-22714445

insallah abi

[chilly hollow]

bro, mechanic is literally building himself an AI Girlfriend in Tarkov lore

you can read it in the gunsmith quest discription

[proper eagle]

looks like flash drives no longer spawn in drawers

[chilly hollow]

bro i'm lvl 28 and i still need that last flash drive for jäger

[proper eagle]

p sure it's gonna rain flash drives after i get intel 2 and then craft one

[chilly hollow]

literally found all my flash drives before lvl 10

now none

[chilly hollow]

i forgot i had intel 2, imma craft flashdrives rn

[frosty basalt]

just did a practice raid on factory

and every single scav had a shotty?!?1

[brittle sinew]

Bro didn't study the lore smh

[tame dawn]

Imma need the lore dump boss

Man will need at least 2 3080s

[brittle sinew]

The gunsmith dialogue

He made an AI to do room temp control and other functions

Then he tries to make it his gf or some shit because he's a lonely hermit

[chilly hollow]

Thats why He asks you for 3 gpu and 15 gpu coolers

[tame dawn]

Damn i guess i should actually read quest dialogue.

[chilly hollow]

Quest Dialogue is literally Just:
Shizo ramblings
Ok now go kill scavs

[brittle sinew]

Gunsmith 8 and 10

[tame dawn]

Thats it boys, we're raiding Mechanics shop

[chilly hollow]

This is What Happens If you Don't Touch grass and suffer from a Lack of bitches

[terse pecan]

the only sane and person that is not a psycho in tarkov has a AI gf

[chilly hollow]

This mf never was sane

[terse pecan]

i mean he's not a psycopath

[chilly hollow]

But on a good way to become one

[terse pecan]

nah man

he'll just start dating his AI

he'll stay inside

[stark torrent]

Even so , the main questline will let u escape tarkov i think

[chilly hollow]

Yeah

[terse pecan]

i mean all the quests you do in tarkov

[tame dawn]

Would rather mechanic be an autist then a psycho

[terse pecan]

is to escape from tarkov

[tame dawn]

Man just likes smoking and clean organized guns

And his ai gf

[brittle sinew]

What about prapor?

Isn't he just a vatnik boomer

[chilly hollow]

Tarkov fun fact: in the Car repair Quest therapist wants to get Cars going to help Refugees Out of tarkov, you can find the Cars in shoreline near Tunnel extract, riddled with Bullet holes and blood

[tame dawn]

Prapor is literally just the sid we have at home

[terse pecan]

Then lightkeeper said "You want to Escape From Tarkov"

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[brittle sinew]

Yep

[terse pecan]

tbh if escaping from tarkov becomes a thing

it will be only for the no-lifers and streamers

[upper crescent]

I think they said they are going to have a sort of prestige system, could be that Escaping will let you prestige

would be pretty cool I think

[white void]

damn thats dark

[terse pecan]

i think the way to escape from tarkov

will be through cultists