💣tarkov-released

[proper eagle]

it's factory

[white void]

Uh, ran into the hallway bit

and uh

naked guy insta head tapped me the moment i rounded the corner

5.56

stock M4

gg ez

[rain crown]

[junior inlet]

Hitting something with stock m4?

[proper eagle]

sixth wipe first day

[white void]

It was very sus i must say

But

i got what i wanted

[proper eagle]

with hax on factory he might as well be spinbotting everyone

[white void]

Geared factory run quickest death any% speedrun

[soft coral]

its literally factory

youre lucky to survive for more than 15 seconds

[chilly hollow]

blinking forklift spawn?

[soft coral]

tru

spawn forklift or glass hallway

blink and youre dead

[white void]

Nope

[chilly hollow]

i take forklift spawn over glass hallway any day

[proper eagle]

gate 3 spawn i take it

[white void]

the place next to forklift

[chilly hollow]

at least you got cover

[proper eagle]

oh

[white void]

the other long hallway

[soft coral]

outside forklift

[white void]

ran in to chokepoint whoever spawned

[soft coral]

oh that place

[white void]

as soon as i enter the hallway, fuckin (Head, eyes) by a naked M4 guy

[soft coral]

any spawn near forklift is a death sentence

[chilly hollow]

i member back in the day, one person would spawn blinking forklift, one in glass hallway and another one at gate 3

[white void]

i spawned here

[chilly hollow]

literally fucked

[white void]

then ran into that close hallway

[proper eagle]

rush office

[soft coral]

med tents

[soft coral]

too far

cant

[chilly hollow]

this mf spawn outside of the hallways of death and really walks into the hallways lmao

[proper eagle]

need epic gunfight

office block is fun

[soft coral]

theres 2 or 3 more spawns south on the map which he can run into

[proper eagle]

jump into tunnels

[white void]

yes.

[soft coral]

see

you do that

but only when you got a shotty

or ash 12

[white void]

tru

[chilly hollow]

by god my duo partner is literally retarded, he plays nothing except mosin or mp133 shotgun, literally never helps me in firefights and just wanders off looting something not calling where he is going or what he is doing.

Literally yesterday, i was in a fight with another duo and he just runs away from the fight

didn't even say he is gonna back up, i thought this mf had my back

[soft coral]

play solo

[chilly hollow]

ive been doing that, but i prefer duos

mostly i play with someone else duos, that guy actually brings in gear lmao

[white void]

Solo is the best way to play tarkov

[chilly hollow]

i enjoy the teamwork aspect of it

i like it when someone covers my ass while i loot my kills

but my duo partner literally lays prone on the body and starts looting it instead of covering me

he says he needs that looting xp

mf loot your own kills

[white void]

yeah thats a cringe teammate

[chilly hollow]

and he gets mad when i tell him to cover me instead of looting my kills

[fallow depot]

what region

[chilly hollow]

EU

[fallow depot]

you want me as ur duo?

i can inquiry with some clips i've made so you can see my skill level

[white void]

next time he does that

shoot him in the fucking (Head, Eyes)

[soft coral]

all we did with iedy when we duod was pick a bush and just talk about random shit

[chilly hollow]

bush gaming

[fallow depot]

if u go duos but ur squadmate dies can you go in the solo exit or do you need to be duos exit

[soft coral]

and when we did quests it was mostly at night

[chilly hollow]

i already told him i will tk him if he brings in only low gear

[white void]

Good

[chilly hollow]

night time is peak quest time

[soft coral]

ofc

[chilly hollow]

i mean yeah ok, he wants to lvl up his sniper skill but common man, spend more then 50k on your kit will ya

sometimes this mf doesn't even bring meds and then asks me for bandages and shit

[white void]

I hope you don't give them to him

[chilly hollow]

MF BUY YOUR OWN BANDAGES

[white void]

then again, he'd probably TK you for not giving him meds and then say that you're being a bad teammate

[chilly hollow]

told him i don't have enough to share

[chilly hollow]

nah its not that bad, its just that he expects me to share everything with him

[soft coral]

sheesh

[fallow depot]

thats literally you

[chilly hollow]

next he will want to bum half a syringe of morphine off me

[white void]

Where does he think yous are, communist russia?

[white void]

[fallow depot]

like i said im open for duoing with you buddy i can follow you really well and follow directions decently i'll show u my stash with screenshare and u can tell me exactly what to take with me 🫦 i'll do it all

[white void]

No hornyposting in #💣tarkov-released

[fallow depot]

LMAO

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[chilly hollow]

maybe someday, but i got a lot of ppl that wanna play with me, sounds kinda asshole ish but i don't wanna promise something i can't keep

[fallow depot]

its because i want to send this emote : but i dont have it on discord anywhere so when i type :biting all i get is the biting lip

[fallow depot]

yeha i understand. im also kinda fully booked but i thought i'd help u out but thats totally fine

[junior inlet]

Out of curiosity I checked my worst ping for euro

Not the worst ping i've ever seen but I would never play tarkov on this shit

[chilly hollow]

used to play on american dayz servers with 140-170 ping, that worked surprisingly well, but tarkov... nah that would be horrible

[junior inlet]

Tarkov is already desyncy on the NA servers where I have 12-40. I cannot fathom that ping

[chilly hollow]

don't worry desyncy af on europe servers too lmao

always has been

always will be

[white void]

mf I play on 141 ping on my home country server

[junior inlet]

Hence why I said I

I know people have no choice

[chilly hollow]

oof

they did the aussies dirty fr fr

[rain crown]

i run 2-5 mans regularly and we already executed one dude 4 times this wipe cuz he does shit without saying a thing

and in a 4v5 i do not bother checking who that is if he has the potential to arrange me a date with the main menu faster

[rain crown]

fucking bandages are cheap af

[rain crown]

australia moment

[white void]

real

[chilly hollow]

dude it happens so often, my duo partner gets shot, and instead of shooting back he screams at me that i am shooting him

mf i am not shooting you

i know where you are, i am nowhere near you

shoot back idiot

[rain crown]

damn

ur bro's smart

i see muzzle flash i shoot at muzzle flash

as shrimple as that

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[chilly hollow]

literally 0 situational awareness

i discord stream for the reason that my teammates can ignore my stream

fucking retards

[white void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MMCgpJ3l0Q

Upon closer inspection

it seems

he is indeed dead

[chilly hollow]

no shit sherlok

[stark torrent]

[white void]

it's ryan gosling

[lyric cairn]

That's Bryan Gosling, at best

[soft coral]

Bobrov gosling

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1143936950747803738/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_13.mp4

[soft coral]

who the fk plays tarkov in windowed

ah thats the recording

[upper crescent]

take me to your leader

[white void]

Si, is my recording

[soft coral]

my bad my man

[white void]

seriously though who actually plays windowed

[soft coral]

right

[white void]

I play windowed borderless

but not windowed

god no

[soft coral]

imagine

[fallow depot]

its actually borderless fullscreen

[white void]

Erm askually

[frigid marlin]

800x500 windowed mode

[random moth]

Play that shit on a gameboy

[lyric cairn]

Actually got my weight up in Factory yesterday. Ran factory all day and pulled down about 500k roubles in profit, and a shitload of "free" loadouts.

[white void]

[chilly hollow]

now watch this trained private military soilder stick a liter glass bottle up his ass

[white void]

REAL

[chilly hollow]

Assglass Tarkov Edition

[lyric cairn]

"Secure container" is a euphemism for "ass"

[chilly hollow]

We just call it prison pocket

[lyric cairn]

Booty lootie

[random moth]

1 man 1 bottle

At least if it breaks you'll be too drunk to feel it

[white void]

Ah yes

realism

A scav just ate 5 slug rounds

Oh nvm it was just reshala's boys

[stark torrent]

3 more punisher kills and unless someone runs into me i aint sniping SHIT

[proper eagle]

SVT fucking slaps i killed all my teammates

[soft coral]

rfb?

damn

iedy upgraded

[fallow depot]

he doesnt see me right so i think i can sneak up on him then he insta taps me??

[random moth]

Footsteps are loud

[proper eagle]

he knew you were there

[random moth]

with headphones

[proper eagle]

thats why he was sitting there

[random moth]

You can even here someone slow walking

[proper eagle]

is ok

[random moth]

if you payt attention

[fallow depot]

okay sadge

[soft coral]

true

[random moth]

Expect everyone to hear you

and know where you're pushing from in Tarkov

[soft coral]

thats why you should always walk

cuz they can hear you anyway

no need to waste stamina

[proper eagle]

^ works everywhere except bunker and dorms

[random moth]

Yeah cause vertical sound

is dogwater

[proper eagle]

not just that

even when you're in the next room

[random moth]

True

Well Dorms I don't find it that bad

Bunker is fucked though

[proper eagle]

in dorms occlusion is so bad

reserve is atrocious

[random moth]

Also bring back the bugged lighting we had at the start of this wipe

Fuck it being middle of the day and yet theres a wall of pitch black going into any building in the game

[proper eagle]

i faced that just today

your shadow sticks to you

[fallow depot]

how do i know what scope fits on my weapon from the shop

there isnt a way to highlight the gun that uses the scope when ur clicking on the scope to buy?

[random moth]

Double click it

and theres a lil arrow in the compatible section

it'll show all the guns you own that can use it

[proper eagle]

did you unlock the workbench yet

[proper eagle]

also hold and drag it, if it's green it is compatible

[fallow depot]

yueah but u cant drag in the trading shop

im double clicking it, do i have to read the description to know?

[random moth]

Naw

[proper eagle]

collect 2 bolts and 2 nuts\

[random moth]

in the middle

[proper eagle]

[random moth]

theres a little compatible

[chilly hollow]

he heard you 100% also your standing right next to light

[random moth]

with an arrow

I dont have my tarkov open to show it

[fallow depot]

okay i just googled the scopes that were compatible and got a red dot now

[chilly hollow]

you will learn what scopes go to what mount and so on

[random moth]

Yeah

[chilly hollow]

as soon as you have workbench 1 you can use the gun preset thingy

[proper eagle]

[chilly hollow]

what do you mean clueless

[fallow depot]

and u can recognize scavs by their worn clothing no knee pads/holster on leg right 🫦

or as scav do u usually not shoot untill someone shoots at u

[chilly hollow]

i recognize players /playerscavs by their movement most of the time

[chilly hollow]

if in doubt, f1 mumble

another playerscav will mumble back

[fallow depot]

oh okay

[chilly hollow]

if they don't mumble back, prepare for a fight or just leave the area

[fallow depot]

how would a player scav move differently to a pmc

[chilly hollow]

well they don't

[proper eagle]

a pmc wont shoot you head first

[chilly hollow]

if you are a pmc you kill everything anyways, if you are a playerscav you mumble

[proper eagle]

a player scav has a 80% chance of shooting you if it sees something good

i saw a pscav with a gzhel but i didnt shoot it

that scav shot me in the back

[chilly hollow]

tbh i don't get betrayed by playerscavs

last time was last wipe

[white void]

Any scav I see with good gear I follow them to the extract, cap em and take their shit

[fallow depot]

xd

[white void]

Steal from the rich give to the poor (Me)

[chilly hollow]

i'm that kind of playerscav that shows you your exit or gives you gas analyzers and stims for quest

[white void]

Weak.

Pull the trigger

He's got a GPU/ledx/moonshine on him

any scav that looks like he has remotely anything over 200k i kill

and i still manage to have good fence rep

[chilly hollow]

one time a dude said he found a violet (was reserve so nuh uh) i was 100% sure he was just trying to get me to shoot him, but i just said: wow thats good for you

[white void]

Shoot him anyways, take anything he has.

If a motherfucker says he found a violet to me over voip

I'm sending him right back to the stash, even if he was lying

[chilly hollow]

this mf is clearly lying

who would fucking say something like that

[white void]

Some clueless person

either way

he says he has it

I'm killing him

no questions asked

[chilly hollow]

no fucking way someone is that clueless

[white void]

Me after doming the scav that said he has a violet

(I knew he was lying)

[chilly hollow]

especially if you play any map except woods

there just ain't no violet spawns there

[white void]

Either way

whoever says that

getting domed

in 0.0000000001 seconds

[upper crescent]

when your stash is so full, you actually want to die and lose gear

[chilly hollow]

until you get head, eyes for 10 raids straight without even firing your gun

[lyric cairn]

I'm experiencing this issue for the first time

[upper crescent]

congrats

[lyric cairn]

Thank you. Feels good to finally be getting a handle on this game

Actually learning to fight instead of watching Pestily shit on entire teams in highlights and watching AirWingMarine talk about the best crafts even though I don't even have a generator lol

[upper crescent]

I've been avioding fights for the most part

[chilly hollow]

no shame in avoiding fights you are gonna loose

[lyric cairn]

Give 'em the ol' distraction grenade and take the fuck off running

[upper crescent]

It's not that I think I'm going to lose the fight, it was more, I was sitting in one place for awhile. They know where I am, I'm not 100% sure where they are so I just need to back off for a second and move.

and then I saw a guy moving slow cause he had a weapon repair kit in his bag and killed him instead

[upper crescent]

yup just got extract camped in Factory lol

[stark torrent]

and i got hacked on shoreline

Sit in a secluded bush while on my phone

Escanor72 standard account with m855 shoots me from 100m 5 times in the head

[soft coral]

wdym hacker

he just knows the spawns bro

[stark torrent]

at least i leveled up me endurance before he killed me

[chilly hollow]

nah dude he heard you shuffle in that bush, that guy is 100% legit

[fallow depot]

can you go in duos exit as a solo

[chilly hollow]

sure

that fuckin daily

fuck you fence

[stark torrent]

lmnao

i go back fuck Escanor72

[chilly hollow]

dayum that weekly tho

40k xp

330k roubles

might be worth it

[stark torrent]

i mean

5x labs cards are 1 mil if sold on flea

but the 40k xp tho

i think its worth it

[chilly hollow]

but you can't sell them on flea anymore

its not like i'm gonna play labs lmao

[stark torrent]

you cant be this clueless

[chilly hollow]

did they change that???

[stark torrent]

last wipe dude

[chilly hollow]

WHAT

[stark torrent]

pestily suggested that and u can sell them now on flea

they are going for 180-200k usually

[chilly hollow]

man i member when they went for 300k +

[stark torrent]

they kinda do if therapist runs out of stock

[soft coral]

bing chilling 420 already knows where you are iedy

you can be in the stash and he knows your location

[chilly hollow]

its called game knowledge

[soft coral]

he is just better bro you just suck

[stark torrent]

iedy : spawns into shoreline with anything but a gornasty

PeiLong69 : knows my ip adress , my name , my ancestors

[soft coral]

also shots 1/5 missed

[chilly hollow]

some of you are alright, don't come to customs today

[stark torrent]

getting doxxed cause i play shoreline

this game

[chilly hollow]

tbh deserved

thats what you get for playing snoreline

[soft coral]

he already knows your blood type and has your card information

[proper eagle]

to all the newfigs in the channel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773043877090689054/1142069591229599825/b87577e9962c1cc085882e0172375339.mp4

[soft coral]

ping ming churka 69 already knew all those things the moment you downloaded the game

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/native-native-american-native-voices-indian-american-indian-gif-17733893

hi retard

[fallow depot]

bam boom

i feel bad but i was a PMC so i felt like i had to kill him since he looked like a scav with the clothing

but uhhh it was a pmc i guess 🫦 i died soon after this so

thats what i get ig

[proper eagle]

the look on his face

[soft coral]

YO WATCHU DOING WITH THAT NADE SON

[fallow depot]

those 2 F1's I just grabbed it from the guy i killed in the clip before that one

[soft coral]

pull the pin and put it up his ass

[chilly hollow]

it ain't much, but its honest scavin

[chilly hollow]

man he just wanted to do the scav exit with him lmao

[proper eagle]

he was a pmc too

using the usec blue top

i fucking hate the usec tops so much

[glass barn]

Guys, I can throw off a couple of beautiful assemblies of weapons from Tarkov

?

[fallow depot]

thats like one of the only outfits that stand out and look like a scav right

from when i watched a vid on how to see if its scav or pmc

[proper eagle]

yeah

[fallow depot]

yeah thats why my suspicion raised and hes asking it like that if im scav or pmc i didnt trust it at all

I didnt understand what he wanted from me XD

[chilly hollow]

lmao i just noticed his rr, yeah fuck this guy has rr but runs around in scav gear

[fallow depot]

if i buy from traders can i do something so it instantly equips on me?

[chilly hollow]

if you are a scav, do duo exit

[chilly hollow]

no

[fallow depot]

i dont understand what u mean

[proper eagle]

he sounded turkish, automatic kill order

[fallow depot]

also what do people click to examine it without having to right click examine

[chilly hollow]

some maps have exits, you can only use if you have a friendly scav. You need a pmc and a scav for that

you get a bonus from fence if you use these exits

[fallow depot]

oh so you dont need to be in a squad to do a duo exit

you just need 2 people at the exit

[chilly hollow]

nono, you need a pmc, and a scav

thats why he was asking if you are a scav or pmc

[fallow depot]

ah middle mouse click

[chilly hollow]

bc he wanted to do the duo extract

[fallow depot]

oh okay thank you for making me understand

couldnt he just tell from the clothing i had tho loll

[chilly hollow]

you never know lul, the dude seemed kinda lost tbh

[fallow depot]

real

as pmc i dont wanna team up with anyone as scav i only shoot back if they shoot at me first if i get the chance

[chilly hollow]

can be worth to team up, but he could also shoot you in the back

you never know

[fallow depot]

yeah i didnt trust it

[proper eagle]

looked like he was pretending to be a scav so he could take you to the coop extract and then scam you

🇹🇷

[fallow depot]

my fav map is interchange since theres some action and easy to navigate but the exits are risky with all the bushes nearby

[fallow depot]

how would he scam me

cant we go in as coop as 2 pmc/s

[proper eagle]

the extract wouldnt work

[fallow depot]

so it has to be 1 pmc and 1 scav or a premade team. the rest doesnt work

[proper eagle]

at least one pmc at least one scav

can be more

[fallow depot]

oh wait its a requirement

of the map itself

[soft coral]

middle mouse button

[fallow depot]

TY i found it

[chilly hollow]

indeed i just got exit camped by 366 ap at emercom

good times

[fallow depot]

366 ap?

[chilly hollow]

yep

[fallow depot]

i was trynna make my way there but too many bot scavs and died while prone looting XD

[chilly hollow]

never loot when its not clear

if you have to, drop all your shit in a save place, then grab all their shit and run to the safe place to check what he had

[fallow depot]

for scav runs i go factory now since its a small map and usually can get out pretty quick after finding something

[fallow depot]

yeah it was kinda clear but then a scav walked up to me i stood up from proning and i was able to exchange a couple shots but died

but they didnt shoot untill i moved

[proper eagle]

pestily took down kaban with fucking scav weaponry

[fallow depot]

is that like a bot behaviour

[proper eagle]

ambatukam

[chilly hollow]

factory scav raids are great if you don't want to spend a lot of time scavin, i for my part enjoy reserve or lighthouse

[fallow depot]

im just gonna keep it to interchange, factory and sometimes woods cuz woods just feels so big to me lol

and later i can go differnet maps

[chilly hollow]

bots are very wierd, i just had a case where a bot was locked onto another player, and he was just walking 5 meters infront of me

[fallow depot]

uninstalling rear sights doesnt give any disadvantage right?

[chilly hollow]

most of the time they will spot you through 20 different bushes

[fallow depot]

lmao

[chilly hollow]

sometimes they just stand beside your bush just chillin

sometimes you watch them through your scope, and they aggro onto you

from 300 meters away

[fallow depot]

did a quick scav and its always just a bunch of other scavs on the few times ive played and i always come out with some alright loot that i can sell for moneyz

at first i thought it'd be hard to keep your money up and to have weapons but its the exact opposite now that i play the game which is nice

all this goes for 150K

[proper eagle]

keep the keys, except pumping station

you can delete that

[chilly hollow]

pump station most worthless key

also repair that svt and use it

[fallow depot]

okay

[proper eagle]

and also keep the morphine

[fallow depot]

okay yes

[chilly hollow]

svt is goated

[proper eagle]

also the squash

and the cigs

and the small tushonka

[chilly hollow]

and sj9 is good money also

[fallow depot]

i got the cigs cuz i need them for my hideout

why the small tushonka?

[proper eagle]

quest

[chilly hollow]

need 15 for a quest

[fallow depot]

oh okay thanks

and now i sell the rest backpack and saiga with useless stuff for 87K

pretty nice

and i can use the gun for my next run

should i go pvc in factory for once

eh i got nothing to lose lol

because the money keeps rolling

[proper eagle]

do your quests

[fallow depot]

okay i was shooting this guy

but apparently

he was a boss or something

because i couldnt kill him with 2 mags XDDD

and then he punched me with his weapon and i died

Tagilla

rip im dumb but that was the first time encountering a boss

[fallow depot]

WHY

[glass barn]

Why was it removed?

[fallow depot]

lmao

i probably were off better if i kept using my little pistol

and keep these things on single fire

dont go automatic

[fallow depot]

why is it all sexy and red

[rich venture]

Greatest vpo build ever

[fallow depot]

wait I killed a bear with my pistol without knowing i hit him omg

[chilly hollow]

uses scav ak what did you expect lmao

[fallow depot]

man idk

what about the ak 105 is that good

[chilly hollow]

i just dumpstered a pistol gamer on interchange, thought for a sec that might be you lmao

[chilly hollow]

ak105 is good

but the ammo is the important part

[fallow depot]

i was playing factory

i apparently killed some bear

i remember 2 guys were shooting at me

i got back a bit and shot between a cranefork or whatever its called

got a couple shots in but didnt think i had him but apparently i did

looks like a lot but only 120K

but probably because i dont have anything super valuable in it

im trynna save stuff i think i might need for quests later

like the Mscissors

[stark torrent]

Falco's brethren didnt know

gornasty to.....akm i guess

man these AKMs look nice but the stats are garbage....

[fallow depot]

whats the difference between playing bear and usec except for different clothing and voice lines

[stark torrent]

nothing overall , on Lighthouse the rogues will aimbot you instantly , as USEC u get to get a bit closer to them , but they will still shoot you for 3 raids after if u shot them back , so not rly a big change

[fallow depot]

mm okay okay lighthouse yes ive never been there yet

[eager dawn]

ur not using eotech, ur cock is smaller now

use eotech

[stark torrent]

big advantage BEAR has at star of wipe is that you get 545 AKs which can be usable stock , while USEC gets m4s which are T R A S H

and you can find a lot of 545 ammo in raid

[eager dawn]

m4 eats rich boolet

ak eat chip boolet

[fallow depot]

o

[eager dawn]

dont use m4

[stark torrent]

no, m4 jumps into sky , ak jumps much less into sky

[fallow depot]

yeah i dont like 5.56 as much as 7.42 or whatever its called

[eager dawn]

use hk416 :)

[fallow depot]

so far im having the most luck with hitting headshots and killing with pistol

lol

[rain crown]

for context
3-man
the one guy who "knows" the map had a date with a landmine
me and the other dude were wandering around till we found a wall (the big X)
walked around more, dude tried to navigate us
ended up running in a big circle and some useless path to get to the extract we walked past minutes ago

[eager dawn]

ah yes map

[rain crown]

dude kept on sayign "go to the bridge, go to the bridge"

neither of us had an idea on what kind of schizo rant he was on

[eager dawn]

i call that weapon: "The cock disintegrator"

i like shooting on cocks with it

[fallow depot]

😱

so u use this ingame

what if u die with gun

can u rebuy all the parts?

[eager dawn]

i can like

get it back from insurance

• i have skill

[fallow depot]

right but

[eager dawn]

but i dont use it rn

because im playing on fucking tv

[fallow depot]

if someone picks up ur cock disintergrator it isnt insured anymore righte

[eager dawn]

well i dont die with it

cuz like

armor

and

[fallow depot]

oh

[eager dawn]

and i picked this banger from some pmc

i kinda like it

rate

[stark torrent]

the optic is dogshit in this game sadly but gun looks nice

[chilly hollow]

please tell me you are not just selling it all to fence

[fallow depot]

[chilly hollow]

also keep 206 (quest key) and 214 (safe key)

[fallow depot]

i am just selling it with the quick sell button after the scav run after ive taken what i wanted out of it

[fallow depot]

yeah i took the keys out cuz someone said that earlier

[chilly hollow]

you are losing so much money with that quick sell

[fallow depot]

ur right but also i dont feel like clicking each trader checking thing per thing which sells for the most at that time ahaha

[chilly hollow]

selling armors, rigs and stuff to ragman
sell guns to Mechanic
sell valuables to the rapist

[eager dawn]

rapist what th

[fallow depot]

but do i have time for that

depends if im missing out on like 10% or 25-40% extra income

[eager dawn]

im going to

[fallow depot]

im trying to go in streets of tarkov for a quest that i need to get out but first time it crashed second time it gave me an error that it couldnt connect

time to reconnect

[stark torrent]

[glass barn]

I have a box full of this shit.

[random moth]

Yeah streets does that sometimes

And you can't scav in on streets at all right now

[fallow depot]

oh im tryin to scav on streets

[rain crown]

how is it dogshit? i prefer it over many others

[fallow depot]

that barrel on the first one is sick

[rain crown]

yea a lot is low value

[random moth]

Yeah scaving streets is busted rn

[fallow depot]

rip

[rain crown]

i had it working a few times

[fallow depot]

there goes 10 min of my life lol

[random moth]

Its hard to get on

[fallow depot]

server connection lost again

[random moth]

but its really common rn to just gtet kicked

Yeah you'll just keep getting it

[fallow depot]

sadge

can i even exit this screen rn

without having to restart my game or something

oh nvm

confirm leave

[rain crown]

was gonna say

[rain crown]

restarting game doesnt care

[eager dawn]

i got the fucking ledx

jk

bitcoin

[fallow depot]

the bitcoin?

the golden coin thingy?

i got one of those in my container

what do i do with it

[random moth]

Its worth a lot of money

Sell it to therapist

[fallow depot]

so just sell it?

[random moth]

Yeah

its tied to the real world value of bitcoin

[fallow depot]

maybe it'll go up in value soon so imma go keep it

[fallow depot]

omg lol

[random moth]

but they usually sit around 300k roubles

[fallow depot]

so thats why i have so little fps

BRUH I WENT IN AS A PMC AND AGAIN SERVER CONNECITON LOST ON STREETS

are you gonna tell me i lose the stuff i brought

[stark torrent]

shit map yes

[fallow depot]

i need to do it for a quest

i have to exit the map once and im done with it

[random moth]

You can try to reconnect

[fallow depot]

i did on scav but that didnt work

[random moth]

as a pmc it shoudl let you

if you haven't been domed

[fallow depot]

okay i'll try then

[stark torrent]

i think its just fucked rn

i wont play streets for now

[fallow depot]

[eager dawn]

🍊 take this for an

[fallow depot]

nope fuck this

20-30 min further

[eager dawn]

gdbruh ekrkyebor las

[fallow depot]

and thats just me going scav and reconnecting and then pmc and reconnecting

[random moth]

When have they ever updated a map and not fucked it

[rain crown]

GP coin or physical bitcoin?

[fallow depot]

let me check i got my game open anyways

[wintry ridge]

bro does no one do the altf4+reconnect shit

[random moth]

Thats a good point

[wintry ridge]

thats the easiest way to fix all this shit

[random moth]

I forgot about gp coin

[wintry ridge]

it fixes legit every one of my issues in tarkov

[rain crown]

gp is still 30k iirc

[eager dawn]

ruh i as tinhg ahillta

[fallow depot]

ah it worked. i wont be checking the coing rn @rain crown

[random moth]

Yeah still super good slot efficiency

[eager dawn]

my kosoarboar lagd

[fallow depot]

🛏️ 🚴

[random moth]

but not a bitcoin

[eager dawn]

idi ed

[rain crown]

bro doesnt english

[fallow depot]

i got this thing @rain crown

thats a bitcoin right or no

[eager dawn]

no

[rain crown]

gp coin

still 30k

[eager dawn]

its a h co

[fallow depot]

h co?

i thought this was the bitcoin we were talking about

but no i have GP

good point

also how to know when scav players start joining ur pmc game

🫦

[rain crown]

usually a few minutes after it starts

[fallow depot]

oh only a few minutes i thought like 10 min

[eager dawn]

m kfin ykbrotad lasg i fuick lot 1ml r lt

[random moth]

You'll usually stutter a lil

[fallow depot]

w

[random moth]

but for most maps it starts around 5 mins in

[fallow depot]

also what it mean when questionmarks. does that just mean the extra requirements?

[random moth]

They are

[fallow depot]

mm oki!

[random moth]

Not garunteed

[fallow depot]

not guaranteeD?

[random moth]

Any V-ex

cost money

[fallow depot]

okay good to know

[rain crown]

it means the extract isnt always available

[eager dawn]

okli thixed my ybkroad

[random moth]

and once you pay em its a 60 sec timer ti9ll it leaves

[eager dawn]

FKUC

[rain crown]

exception are train and car exits, theyll be red when theyre gone

[random moth]

Yeah

[fallow depot]

ohh okay so they can be gone so thats why questionmark

[rain crown]

or just not there

like courtyard

or smugglers boat on customs

[eager dawn]

can i get tagillas hammor

[rain crown]

no

[eager dawn]

NOOOOOOOO

[rain crown]

which is kinda sad ngl

[random moth]

V ex are always given as an exfil no matter youre spawn location

Its roughly 5k gfive or take depending on your scav karma

[rain crown]

same with train exits, but iirc only Reserve and Lighthouse has it

[random moth]

but it gives you posotive scav karma for using it

[rain crown]

a lot aswell

[random moth]

Yeah

But the train exfils are always dangerous for pmcs

[fallow depot]

oh. as a pmc does it take scav karma in account

or does it laways cost 5k as pmc

[random moth]

cause it comes in super late and is almost always swarmed with player scavs

Yes

[rain crown]

itll change depending on karma

[random moth]

Depending on scav karma it can cost less or more

for pmc

[rain crown]

more karma -> less
negative karma -> more

[fallow depot]

okay thank you

[random moth]

Its one of the few pmc benifits

for scav rep

[rain crown]

become a pmc scav, problem solved

[fallow depot]

ive only killed a scav once so my karma should be pretty okay lol

[random moth]

You wont lose karma for killing a scav as pmc

[rain crown]

scav karma only changes as scav

kill scav as scav -> lose karma

[random moth]

you really only affect it while playing as a scav

[rain crown]

pmc doesnt care

[fallow depot]

yeah but i killed scav as a scav i saw it in my reports once it went -0.9 cuz extraction was +0.1

[random moth]

You can increase it as a pmc by using v-exfils and co-op exfils on various maps

but you cant lose scav karma as pmc

[rain crown]

co-op exfils are super rare anyway

[fallow depot]

also i dont quite understand how the co-op exfils work

[rain crown]

you need both player scav and pmc for them

[fallow depot]

how are they rare? dont you need to go to co-op when u go in with a premade

[rain crown]

^

[fallow depot]

how do premades go out, can they just exit with the normal ones?

[rain crown]

^

[random moth]

Yes

[fallow depot]

im

[random moth]

Normal exfils work

for duos etc

[fallow depot]

okay that was what i was wondering

[random moth]

Co-ops are only if you have a player scav and a pmc in the extract area at the same time

[fallow depot]

i thought for duos you'd need to go to the co-op and normal exfil wont work but now i know better

[rain crown]

thatd be a huge nerf to groups

but honestly

a good nerf

fuck groups

[random moth]

Benifits for co-op is extra scav karma for both sides and the pmc will get a package of random items

[fallow depot]

right but as a group you're so much stronger so thats why i was wondering

[fallow depot]

o epic

[rain crown]

oh boy if you knew

[fallow depot]

unless u got a teammate who doesnt know where you are all the time and accidentally shoots u or something lol

[random moth]

I usually only play in duos cause fighting multiple as a solo is hella cancer

especially if they have one decent one

[rain crown]

2-man is the most efficient imo
3-man and up is where hell begins

[fallow depot]

understandable

[random moth]

3+mans are awful to fight against

[rain crown]

now imagine a group fight where you try not to teamkill but you arent allowed to check if the guy youre aiming at is actually a friend or not

[fallow depot]

as 4 man i'd just say if 2 go that side of the map and the other 2 that side 🤣

idk

[random moth]

2 mans arent awful and it makes sure loot is spread too thin

[fallow depot]

true true

[random moth]

Wait you dont lose scav karma for killing raiders anymore

[fallow depot]

tarkov aint that bad in that sense that there can be a lot of chaos in squads

[rain crown]

from my experience if you kill who's infront the coordination falls apart

[random moth]

Time to perma scav reserves and farm raider gear

[fallow depot]

who

is it lighthouse enemy?

[random moth]

Raiders are scavs with better ai and loot

[rain crown]

raiders are on reserve

lighthouse has the rogues

[fallow depot]

oh okay

[random moth]

In reserves and labs

[fallow depot]

and rogues are also better ?

[rain crown]

yea

[random moth]

Way better

[rain crown]

but can and will murder you if you show a pixel

[random moth]

They are like boss scav lvl almost

[fallow depot]

lol

[random moth]

and have giga good loot

[rain crown]

talking about bosses

on a 5-man we encountered Killa on Interchange

to say the least

he chased us across the map picking us apart one by one till i was the last

[random moth]

Killa is a fucking party wiper if you can't comm well

Doesnt every map have a boss now that I think about it

since kaban was added

[rain crown]

especially when the "best" guy runs around a corner and next moment you see a beam of tracers

[rain crown]

Labs?

[random moth]

oh true

I don't touch labs

[rain crown]

funniest shit is

when we tried to coordinate to find a way out

the guy who died kept saying "metal stairs, metal stairs!!!"

"that direction" (stream of someone)

he walks there

[fallow depot]

ah

[rain crown]

i reply with "dude there's Kil-"

tracer beam

so yes

not only did he die

he also directed someone else to his death

LITERALLY the hallway we just ran away from

i swear to god that mf

he can play but his communication is dogshit

[rain crown]

^ same dude

anyway

tip fo the day

5-man is hell

especially when the best guy is also the most retarded aswell

[random moth]

Yeah

5 mans are always a clusterfuck

dont do it

4 mans are already bad enough

3 is like the upper limit

But if you can't corodinate well on a 3 man

[rain crown]

hmm

[random moth]

You can run over a lobby easily

[rain crown]

maybe 5-man'ing would be more efficient if you split up into seperate squads
like one 2-man and one 3-man

this way you have the benefit of a 5-man, less enemies

but youre more flexible and much better organized

[fallow depot]

is it good to keep tags

[random moth]

That's true but it can still be a clusterfuck at times

cause of dealing with callouts

[rain crown]

i keep always keep them

[rain crown]

if you split up you can atleast tell each other the general area

like one group is helicopter other group D2 or smth

close enough to reinforce, but far enough to not shoot each other on accident

[random moth]

Yeah but when things get hectic

hearing

hes on your right cause the other group is doing smth

[rain crown]

yea over discord this wouldnt work

some complicated TS bullshit

[random moth]

If you don't call together you run the risk of killing eachother

if you do call together it'll cause fuckery split up or not

[fallow depot]

😮

[rain crown]

but if you can get a proper system up, it has potential

[random moth]

yeah it does

but I just think its too much work

[rain crown]

as i said, you'd have the benefit of generally less enemy PMCs around

[random moth]

for too little payout

[rain crown]

tru

[wintry ridge]

its crazy to me how the mk47 mutant, the 7.62x39 rifle, has less recoil than the m4

when both are modded with the same stock and grip and similar muzzlebreaks

[fallow depot]

omg i was playing with bots on very high and i was getting 20 fps

at some point like 10 guys were chasing after me while i was trying to run away 🤣

should i just sell my m4a1 carbine for 37K

[eager dawn]

BRUH I GOT THE GREBAKDE LANCHER +200K

[random moth]

no

[eager dawn]

yes

[random moth]

WTF

[wintry ridge]

ok

[random moth]

you got the big boy one

[eager dawn]

should i sell it

or keep it

[random moth]

nah fam

fuck it

run it

[eager dawn]

k

[random moth]

not often you'll come across one

might as well enjoy it

[eager dawn]

ok got it

[fallow depot]

so what do the little red part mean

[random moth]

That is permanent loss

of durability

Some of it at least some of it is just excess that he can't fix

[eager dawn]

fix stuff with the guy with glasses

not tarkov's sidorovich

[chilly hollow]

no buy weapon repair kit and fix it yourself

saves money, and you lvl your repair skill

[random moth]

Can't get those till like lvl 3 mechanic or flea right?

[chilly hollow]

yeah flea

pretty cheap tho

[terse pecan]

i hate streets of tarkov

[chilly hollow]

understandable

[wintry ridge]

PKS ARE DOGSHIT DUDE

this is WITH ONE

[wraith wagon]

gotta love shoreline

[wraith wagon]

where the fuck did you find that

[wintry ridge]

dead boss likely

someone killed it and died to em

[terse pecan]

gotta hate shoreline

[real solstice]

snoreline 💤

[wraith wagon]

im crying

[real solstice]

Factory?

[white void]

Poor guy had a KS-23 too

guarantee another KS-23 enjoyer legged him

[random moth]

or Kedr

[white void]

i doubt it

[wraith wagon]

nah i got hit in the leg with an adar or somthing and it broke

then my friend naded the area i was in and fucking killed me

[white void]

damn

[proper eagle]

lmfao

[tame dawn]

Newish rat spot dropped

If you go onto old gas on customs, stand behind the front door then open it, and look left in the corner, you can perfectly hide behind the door

[terse pecan]

i think this would best work when its an extract

[tame dawn]

Then lean out and apply magnum buck to the knees.

Yeah it works best when its an extract for you. But no one thinks twice about old gas being open.

[terse pecan]

the buckshot heading to the guy with level 6 armors dick at high velocity

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/witness-rage-mad-max-gif-20022990

If you have mates, get one in the rat tree by old gas, one sniping in power, and another in the extract hall

Or up on the train by power. Total coverage

[white void]

♻️

[tame dawn]

I always feel bad ratting timmies and usually just hide their stuff unless i need it.

The chads get no mercy.

[white void]

I do really wanna find that rocket launcher mod lmao

can't find it though :(

[wintry ridge]

I found a rat spot with a buddy

if you boost you can get onto old gas roof and snipe into fortress

or prone and spray people who come over the little train bridge

[tame dawn]

Getting on top of the train gives you a view into fortress, old gas, down by power, and as far as the gate you hop

Absolutely filthy place

[wraith wagon]

can someone tell me why the fuck i have to kill scavs with a shotgun on shoreline

[real solstice]

Because fun isnt real

[terse pecan]

Tarkov twitter grindset

no wipe cry about wipe

wipe

now cry about problem

fix problem

now cry about no wipe

[real solstice]

WIPE UNTIL IT BLEEDS 💯

[terse pecan]

this is how a good amount of tarkov players that also use twitter are like

[real solstice]

First mistake is using twitter

[frosty basalt]

real

[terse pecan]

second is playing tarkov

[real solstice]

If only someone would make a Dwarf themed co-op horde shooter

[terse pecan]

yeah if only somebody made a game like that

with free battle pass

[real solstice]

One can dream

[terse pecan]

fun gameplay

good community

and good memes

if only

somebody made a game like that

[real solstice]

Wake up
Check weekly
Elimination and Sabotage

[tame dawn]

I am still trying to get that bitch therapist some morphine

Found 2 in a raid. Get gamer chaired by ni hao kai lan 9000

Only hype i have for arena is maybe diverting pvp sweats, and easy leveling of skills possibly.

[proper eagle]

cheating in arena

[tame dawn]

Honestly i can only hope a mass wave of casuals pick up arena, realize the cheater problem being huge, and bitch bsg into actually doing their job

[proper eagle]

If bsg didn't do anything now, they'll never do anything

[tame dawn]

But deep down i know that arena will just take away dev time from the main game and be monetized to shit

We will get tournaments of streamers shilling hard.

[proper eagle]

And it's the same jank code as EFT, so battleye can't work anyway

Nikita said anticheats aren't a plug and play solution but they're using battleye as one

[tame dawn]

Yep. If i had the free time and another account, id prob look into exploits just to see how they work. Not actually use them, im just genuinely curious what heinous shit bsg allows

[proper eagle]

g0at's video is still there on youtube

[tame dawn]

Yeah ive seen it. I meant more the code side of things.

[proper eagle]

everything is client sided so you don't need to do much

[tame dawn]

Still? I figured they fixed some stuff

[proper eagle]

They still have loads of shit to rewrite

[tame dawn]

I think most are using chips that can read and write directly to RAM in transit, i cant think of the name

Its just crazy how jank it is

[proper eagle]

They're using the same shit from contract wars, a fucking unity web game

[tame dawn]

I thought we got an engine update ages ago

Or is that still soon(tm)

[umbral oyster]

I've seen videos about some incredible anti cheat technology that's available these days, and considering the shadow that has been hanging over the EFT brand since the Wiggle video, you'd guess implementing some of that would be priority 1 at this point

[proper eagle]

There was a netcode update last wipe but it didn't do shit

[tame dawn]

Nah, need to add new streets boss and expansion and guns.

[junior inlet]

The update to unity 2021 is still soon ™️ IIRC but they did do 2019 back in...2021...

[wintry ridge]

holy fuck can bsg fix their fucking game for once

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

they add new guns and shit but that doesnt fix the damn server connection lost everyone gets at random

im at 50 ping

its not a me issue its a "they cheaped out on the servers" issue

[umbral oyster]

50 ping is pretty good...

[white void]

50 is very good

[umbral oyster]

I don't think I've ever had better than 40 in my life in any game

[white void]

maybe that's just because i live in a fucking wasteland

[wintry ridge]

i know

thats why Im saying its NOT AN ISSUE WITH MY CONNECTION

its their shit

[umbral oyster]

Oh, I thought you were complaining that the 50 ping was bad, and then blaming THAT on the servers lol

[frigid marlin]

Oh god watching clips of tarkov is making me want to play it!!!!!!!!

[frigid marlin]

Though I'm having to use wireless for my ineternet for my gaming as of late. Its not horrible but not great either, hopefully it wont be too much of a issue.

What does a retarded walrus sound like when it talks?

[white void]

I would've said yeah, told him to bring gear in so he has a better chance of extracting with the item, gone t o extract and then capped him

got the item back and more gear gg ez

[chilly hollow]

average tarkov player

man i sent 2 playerscavs back to the lobby without them even loading in, they just stood there... Poor guys

[umbral oyster]

Don't do it, save yourself while it's still not too late

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiSqGLH2e8 so basically they're not getting any progress done cuz they don't know wtf they're doing

[chilly hollow]

nothing new tbh

[soft coral]

true

we've been there

literally going in a circle

"what about X thing" "we work on it but we can't get it to work yet"
"okay what about this Y thing is it coming soon?" "we are really working on that one it will be added in the future"

rinse and repeat every year

[wraith wagon]

is bs or bp better for 545

[stark torrent]

bs

[chilly hollow]

Bs

[wraith wagon]

is bt better than bs?

[stark torrent]

bp and pp are like 90% the same

no

[chilly hollow]

No

[wraith wagon]

ok

[chilly hollow]

Bt is better then bp tho

[stark torrent]

Ppbs > 7n40 > BS > BT > BP > PP > Trash

[soft coral]

Bs

[chilly hollow]

Isn't 7n40 best ammo?

[soft coral]

bp and bp have 1 point difference in damage and pen iirc

[stark torrent]

depends what u want, ppbs has the best pen but lowest dmg

7n40 has much less pen but it has insane stats

[soft coral]

has reduced recoil but its insanely hard to get

youre better off using BT or PPBS

[chilly hollow]

I Just know i wiped a 4 man with a single 60 rounder filled with 7n40

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[chilly hollow]

Fake af

[soft coral]

yes

but its still funny

[chilly hollow]

Iirc you can only have 3 gpu on you

[wraith wagon]

what

[soft coral]

bruh

[wraith wagon]

they limit it?

[soft coral]

🤓 Fake asf 🤓

[chilly hollow]

They Limited Bitcoin too

[soft coral]

like we know

[wraith wagon]

so if you find 4 gpus tarkov just says no