💣tarkov-released

[marble thicket]

med spawns

[proper eagle]

has time to play tarkov
no match

[stark torrent]

medical crates , you can search on the net

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov booted me out mid match lmao

I sure hope the raid is still going on by the time it's done

[fallen cloak]

i hope you guys got your junkboxes

[proper eagle]

been getting ratted every time i try to extract with loot

prolly the shittiest early wipe i had till yet ngl

[wintry ridge]

what map you playin

[proper eagle]

reserve

found enough mods to make a riced up AK get ratted by pmc sitting 8 min before raid end

and the point fire's fucked

[wintry ridge]

fucked up or good

[proper eagle]

it's not working anymore

mfw unique shooting mechanics get replaced for COD tier nonsense

even the recoil rework

[wintry ridge]

the new recoil is nice

i been having fun being able to spray down any enemy with mostly any autorifle

smgs? work nice
stock aks? work nice

[proper eagle]

i dont think the recoil rework is in this wipe

wasnt in the patch notes

[wintry ridge]

might be placebo but it doesnt feel the same as 2 wipes ago

[proper eagle]

they reduced the vertical recoil and camera recoil last wipe

[wintry ridge]

might be that

[fallen cloak]

theres a reason why no other game has shooting mecahnics like this

cod recoil is more realistic and more enjoyable to play than tarkov across the board

i wíll die on that hill

[fallen cloak]

its next wipe

[proper eagle]

the pmc compensated recoil allows more people to play than the usual csgo/R6S type recoil where it's a competition for who can pull down better

[fallen cloak]

except every gun in the game loses sight picture completly if you full auto for half a second
and when you lose sight picture the natural reaction is to stop shooting and not to keep shooting

(unless youre fully modded ofc)

also

auto compensation is staying

theyre just removing the part where the pmc pulls the gun down himself

he'll still compenaste the recoil

[proper eagle]

what

[fallen cloak]

you know how tarkov guns have up down movement

[proper eagle]

which one

[fallen cloak]

first you go up because of first shot recoil being juiced to hell

huh

every gun

[proper eagle]

that one, yeah

[fallen cloak]

then your pmc pulls the gun back down

and then they compensate against the recoil so the gun stays down

theyre removing the pull down part

[proper eagle]

so he's not compensating anymore

[fallen cloak]

no

he is

the gun just doesnt move back down on its own

[proper eagle]

how is he compensating if he's not pulling down

[fallen cloak]

did you watch the video

[proper eagle]

i saw it

[fallen cloak]

see how it goes up

and then at a certain point it stays

without the guy moving his mouse

thats still auto compensation

if there wasnt any the gun would keep moving up

[proper eagle]

so you'd have to pull anyway

[fallen cloak]

yes?

just like you do now

except its less retarded

[proper eagle]

maybe it will be better but i've never been fond of recoil patterns going up

[fallen cloak]

because rn you ahve to pull down hard first to compensate first shot juice recoil

thne you have to pull back up to compensate the pmc pulling down

and then you dont have to do anything anymore

all theyre doing is cutting out the middle part

[fallen cloak]

where else would they go?

[proper eagle]

down

negev style

[fallen cloak]

you like csgo style recoil?

[proper eagle]

only the negev

[fallen cloak]

is that so

did they change it or smthn

cuz i swear it didnt do that

[proper eagle]

last time i played csgo it had an inverse recoil pattern

so you just trained that laser beam in mid

[fallen cloak]

just checked

not true

it seems

[proper eagle]

idk then

the last time i played csgo you still had to buy it

[fallen cloak]

buy what

oh

csgo

[proper eagle]

the game

[fallen cloak]

idk

i despite csgo style recoil regardless

[proper eagle]

no more pulling down

only pulling up

[fallen cloak]

thats not the issue i have with it

at all

i just think its stupid that guns literally shoot upwards in that game

like your gun is pointed straight but it'll hit the ceiling because tahts the "recoil pattern"

[fallen cloak]

i dont think ive ever played a game where you had to pull up unless it was unintentional behavior

https://youtu.be/Q-lnQUpzgzs?t=12

this is what i meant

gun goes up

stays up

doesnt move

all you have to do is pull down a little at the start

way more intuitive

[proper eagle]

hmmm

if they get rid of that jumpy M4A1 recoil i'm down for it

[fallen cloak]

everythings going to be less jumpy and as far as i can tell camera recoil is also going to be better

point of pivot for recoil animations on shouldered weapons seems better

[wintry ridge]

that tapfire is gonna be lit

[fallen cloak]

recoil moreso directed into the shoulder than jsut straight up

[wintry ridge]

so fucking good dude

[fallen cloak]

single fire is the only thing im unsure abt

[wintry ridge]

maybe the mp5 burst would be worth using

[fallen cloak]

never

[wraith wagon]

i just double tapped a moonshine

[wintry ridge]

if you click a bunch as the anim starts it cancels it

[fallen cloak]

thats actually hilarious

sorry for your loos mark

[wintry ridge]

did that with stims I was collecting in advance for that one quest

[keen linden]

WE BALL

[wraith wagon]

in stash

[wintry ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

its so over..

I turned it off so I dont do that anymore

[wraith wagon]

where do you turn it off?

[wintry ridge]

ate 2 big soup

in settings

gameplay

[wraith wagon]

but honestly my wipe has been going pretty good so far

ty

only annoying thing is all 4 of my friends got ledxs on the first 2 days

i have yet to see anything that amazing

[wintry ridge]

im just scavving reserve on repeat to get some rep from using hermetic and tools for my hideout

[wraith wagon]

im just trying to build up money

hose craft going crazy rn

[low raven]

shit's been going great

[rain crown]

which map?

[low raven]

lighthouse

[wintry ridge]

slave to lighthouse

SMH

[proper eagle]

water plant mines too goofy

[wraith wagon]

tried lighthouse scav but id rather not wait 15 minutes

[proper eagle]

reserve is alright to scav

[low raven]

water plant?

Who said anything about a water plant

[low raven]

yeah idk why it's doing that

then again, early wipe scavs always take ages

also

[low raven]

yet an other average lighthouse raid

14 minute raid btw

[wintry ridge]

I got camped out 😢

pmc in a scav extract

what a sad little loser

[low raven]

WAIT

WAS IT AN MP5???

[wintry ridge]

no

[low raven]

DID U HAVE AN AESA

[wintry ridge]

i had a kitted out ak

no

[low raven]

Oh

nvrm then

[proper eagle]

i hope he gets head eyes by Nikita Kot next raid

[wintry ridge]

nikitia kok gonna get em

[low raven]

cuz I did kill a poor scav with hella loot on my way out, he was running to his extract

kinda felt bad but it would've startled him if I had talked to him and he wouldn't have been all too friendly with the loot he had on hime

[wraith wagon]

i never get stuff like this on lighthouse

[low raven]

wanna hop on together?

[frosty basalt]

Queue for scav interchange yesterday took me 20m to get in

Pain

But I got 2 gas ans a motor and fuel out of it so worth

[low raven]

ayy

[proper eagle]

i'm stacking tons of gas ans for no reason this wipe

[keen linden]

19 scavs in one raid

[frosty basalt]

I’m on an 8 raid survival streak boys

Duos/trios is good shit

I’ve been using the new level 3 flora armor from ragman I’ve repaired it like 3 times already

Rocking the AK-105 with a suppressor and a Kobra sight

[low raven]

ew helmet user

[proper eagle]

do helmets still deflect pen rounds

[low raven]

yeah, penis cat deflected a 7.62 fmj round that I know for a fact will pen straight through

and an eko round

and a 5.45 bs round

which pens level 5 with relative ease

oh and igolnic (found a 14 stack and just kept on loading the chamber with it

anyone from na wanna learn my route?
you're gonna have to do it at night tho
and know when to just do a run through
hmu

[proper eagle]

dang

[frosty basalt]

Helmets work

Also face works

Got headshot by a scav for like 20hp or something

My duo partner yesterday got headshot twice in the same raid and survived both

No helmet damage

I like what they’ve done with the scav difficulty

But they’re still 1000% aimbots lmao

[proper eagle]

what face did you use

the shattered one?

[brittle sinew]

Making sure other people won't find the gas ans

I kind of respect it

[proper eagle]

it was like 5 min before raid end anyway

[brittle sinew]

Trying to save face I see

Just admit you found 2 in the start of a raid to spite the timmy

I would do the same

[proper eagle]

:(

[brittle sinew]

I leave shotgun shells spread out randomly in loot containers to troll people

Making them think that stash is brimming with loot

[proper eagle]

divide each stack into 20 parts and fill up the container

and then sneak up on em while they search

[rain crown]

bro runs with a cowboy hat, his balls are out of steel

[brittle sinew]

Exactly

[frosty basalt]

My PMCs face LMAO

[proper eagle]

mfw

[frosty basalt]

Literally >mfw

[grim patio]

just got the game time to suffer

[frosty basalt]

Real

[low raven]

I'm just sad I can't buy it level 1

I do not believe in helmets

if I get shot in the head imma die anyways so whatever looks best, yk?

atm it's whatever face cover I can find besides the normal balaclava and the red face cover with a bear cap

[brittle sinew]

Good luck o7

[low raven]

or if I find a cowboy hat, or a beret

[brittle sinew]

Get the bandana, it's fire

[proper eagle]

rock the shemagh and die popping a grenade in yo hand

[low raven]

if I get access to it, I will

I remember getting that one white ghost face mask from a streamer

[brittle sinew]

The bandana is ragman lvl 1 bro

[low raven]

and roaming customs, reserve, shoreline hospital and labs with full black gear, letting only the face show

IT IS???

bet

[brittle sinew]

I bet a million because I know this for a fact

[low raven]

lmao

[brittle sinew]

Also because I bought one the day I started out

[low raven]

lmao

[brittle sinew]

Step 1: drip

[low raven]

bear has the best drip hands down tho

[brittle sinew]

I also bought a boonie for sunny raids

wearing it with t glasses and gssh headset

[low raven]

this

this is the real drip

[brittle sinew]

My first loadout

[brittle sinew]

Truth brother

USEC has some nice outfits, but it just isn't nearly as good as BEAR

[proper eagle]

facts fr

best part is the bear plaid shirt

[low raven]

WITH THE SHORT SLEEVES RIGHT????

YEEEEES

with the fore arms showing when you play omg yeeees

[proper eagle]

my first wipe

already looking afgan ready

[uncut coral]

bear more drippy ? ain’t no way

[brittle sinew]

I prefer bear summer field

[brittle sinew]

Gotta give credit to the cerium jacket, it's awesome

Down jackets are awesome

[uncut coral]

cereum is nice, used to always rock the flannel though, it’s badass

anyway, nikita please add shirtless BEAR

[grim patio]

can't play any map except factory 😄 says server connection lost for every other map

Unless it's practice mode

[wintry ridge]

absolute mint raid on reserve

[keen linden]

havent seen that rig yet

[wintry ridge]

Level 3 armored

Pretty light

Inventory like a commando rig

[ionic jungle]

niiice

[wintry ridge]

dude im in love with the 153

that pistol grip idk what is with it but I can line up my laser so clean

[keen linden]

gas ans arent real

[drowsy veldt]

should i buy tarkov (i have 2000+ hrs on destiny 2)

[keen linden]

yeah its fun

[frosty basalt]

It’s on sale for 30 something

[wintry ridge]

man this game gets tense

had a 3 man run up on me while I hid in a train car on reserve

they scoured everything but 2 of the train cars including the one i was in

[crystal musk]

https://streamable.com/lri7jz

[low raven]

Juicy

[low raven]

Eww helmet user

[strong hinge]

average tarkov gunfight

[real solstice]

That one bounced! Reposition and shoot him again!

[stark torrent]

nah , you shoot him once, and he literally dissapears like houdini or he one taps you back with a shit gun and ammo to the face

[brittle sinew]

Even the weapon used is accurate to Tarkov

When that 7.62x54 FMJ leaves your enemy with 1 HP on their thorax

[strong hinge]

when their helmet deflects 2 762x54

[low raven]

least profitable raid on lighthouse

[wintry ridge]

very cool

[low raven]

xd

ya all wanna play some btw?

[wintry ridge]

no

[low raven]

dam

[low raven]

sounds about right

[rain crown]

D2 i assume?

[wintry ridge]

yeah I got 2 guys with a shotgun while my friend was being a scared baby

[low raven]

nice stock

I approve

[light elbow]

How is the cheating ?

Same old ?

[stark torrent]

Woods

[wintry ridge]

its better

[light elbow]

Do cheaters vacuum all the good loot like before?
Which servers u play on ?

[frozen olive]

I feel if I'm gonna install again

I'm gonna get anxiety playing

I assume the tryhardism is still off the charts no?

[frozen olive]

did you get ESP aimbotted

[low raven]

THIS IS THE SHIT

THE SHIT

[frozen olive]

tf lmao

Labs?

[low raven]

least profitable scav run on lighthouse

[frozen olive]

oh good god

[low raven]

yessir

[frozen olive]

I think the only map I know well is Interchanve

and maybe customs pre expansion

[low raven]

if u want, I'll teach you lighthouse if u play it on day time

or on na

[frozen olive]

First I'd need to play again

I think I got past lv10 once

[low raven]

it's very shrimple, I only hit a house and two stashes

[frozen olive]

but the game just gets a bit too uhh sweaty for me

[low raven]

Oh fair enough xD

[frozen olive]

I blame Nikita for being a shitty dev

[low raven]

the gat

[low raven]

he said he wanted the game to be as hard as it can

[frozen olive]

Bro says that and doesn't play

wish he'd play then he'd insta go back

[low raven]

and he's keeping his promise, that's already better than like, a solid 80 something is % of game devs

[frozen olive]

I guess it's really the fault of "casuals" liking the game lol

Tbh the most fun I had is playing the uh "casual solo" edition

lots less pressure

[low raven]

you mean singleplayer?

[frozen olive]

Ye

[low raven]

ahh bet bet

I"m completely fine with people playing singleplayer as long as they don't try to flex with what they get out with as if they got it legit

[frozen olive]

I'm just happy to like, not to be on a deadline timer or need to grind for 200 hours for leveling

[low raven]

I was in a server where a mf decided to do exactly that but he cut out the bottom of the screen

[frozen olive]

or have to check every single corner

Bruh

[low raven]

Yeah

everyone clowned on him and I never saw him again

Oh no I did, he was streaming in a vc and he had the nerve to ask for coms

[proper eagle]

i put myself in a fatal funnel like a dumbass with an entire 3 man watching the door

[low raven]

lmao

[frozen olive]

clink nade noise.mp4

[low raven]

I did have a situation like that, I flashed them, got behind them and then just followed them around cuz their coms were ass and I looked like them xD

[proper eagle]

you bet i'm gonna carry nades every raid when i unlock prapor 2 but i'm stuck at level 8 for now

[low raven]

xD

level 10 myself

[proper eagle]

it's like i'm levelling by 1 everyday

[low raven]

with an average lifespan of 34 minutes aparently xD

[proper eagle]

yessir

[low raven]

How do I look?

[frozen olive]

Drip

[low raven]

ty

goin in with the gat with the hopes of similar loot

[frozen olive]

My fav gat is always pistols

or the P226 w the wood stsock

[low raven]

u mean grip or am I missing something?

[frozen olive]

yeah grip XD

Sorry

I'm prolly gonna reinstall and rage at spt

Lmao greed

[low raven]

dam

guess I ain't getting eod

also

I got a lucky headshot on a pmc

I can still hear him crying, look at what the mans had on him

[frozen olive]

With the gucci gock?

[low raven]

nope, scav

a single round of 545 ps

to the dome and he is so so mad

so incredibly mad

[frozen olive]

Ooooooooooooooof

Has to be a cheater

Fckn lvl 24

[frozen olive]

Btw, I'm gonna post a SPT thing, I need you to look at it

I'm losing it

[junior inlet]

insert drip or drown usec video

[frozen olive]

"you like kissing scavs don't you"

[junior inlet]

With the razor too hold up lemme send a similar vibe picture with some context in a second

So a wipe or two ago I was on woods with someone and we spawned outskirts and slow rolled toward sawmill. We encounter a scav that's in an odd spot (It was definitely AI) and after taking it down we find this. not even a minute later we find the poor sods body sitting near checkpoint. What killed him? A fuckin scav.

[frozen olive]

(Head, eyes)

[marble thicket]

skill issue

[junior inlet]

Truly a skill issue of the biggest proportions

[frozen olive]

If you can't kill a scav with a 7.62x51

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056492780857335891/1100817387839819898/ezgif-5-e18337b720.gif

[keen linden]

scavs can be cracked as shit sometimes

[proper eagle]

scavs only take 1 second to switch from mannequin to hacker mode

[rich venture]

Honestly guys there's no reason to be complaining scavs are just better

[frosty basalt]

I’ve killed 2 AI scavs so far one in factory and one on woods

On factory I thought it was a PMC fixin to fuck me up at Gate 3

And once I was literally looting RUAF barrel cache under the pipes and AI scav comes to fucking kiss me literally his model ran up and touched my model scared the shit out of me

[rain crown]

fuckin supreme lmao

also is the tarcone director office key barter bugged? it doesnt say its out of stock but i cant barter it

[proper eagle]

it's bugged

you have to wait for restock

[stark torrent]

https://www.tiktok.com/@junckertarkov/video/7266810651568262433?_r=1&_t=8eqB1fYYIsL

[frozen olive]

Juncker is great

[earnest timber]

I've made the same thing a day before but his version turned out better https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kzckg90m2fI

[mighty parrot]

AYO
THIS USEC GIVING HEAD TO A SKAV 😭
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511244907948539914/1140758664999866378/Screenshot_286.png

[wintry ridge]

no not the stims 😭

[frozen olive]

No drugs 4 u

[low raven]

yems the stims

I already got a collection, dw I've prepared for that quest

[wintry ridge]

what buildings do you hit up on lighthouse

[low raven]

the main challe or whatever it's called and then a few stashes, arm chair, two more spots, heli, some stashes and out to landslide

works every time I don't die

Although I do hit the car crash, stash, toilet dude house and then three more stashes on my way to landslide if I'm not full by the time I'm done with the first thing

well, that's a lie cuz I'll go there regardless (unless the weight of a tank battery is crushing my ankles) (in which case, I'll think about it)

if u want I can show u a pic of my run on a map

but you'll have to do me a favor and not play it at night on euro maps

I wanna have at least 1 thing consistently work, yk?

[junior inlet]

That's a big ask

Especially from tarkov

[junior inlet]

But I would most definitely be interested as I do not use euro servers

[wraith wagon]

got my first ledx

absolutely shit myself and sprinted to extract

[white void]

the 2 far right ones go hard

[white void]

Guarantee he was killed by a TOZ-106 scav

Those scavs are freaks of nature

[junior inlet]

It was a shotgun, but not a 106

[white void]

GAWD DAYUM HE GIVIN HIM THE GAWK GAWK 9000

[white void]

Even then

shotgun scavs hit different

[junior inlet]

They do have the highest (head,eyes) rate in the game ngl

[white void]

indeed

[low raven]

Crispy last scav of the day

minus the the propane, mule, sj6 and intel and mosin thing

[wintry ridge]

what route do you use?

just heli crash -> building 1 -> building 2 -> old village?

[low raven]

Hell nah, that's a huge waste of time going to building 2 and old village

[wintry ridge]

the 2 chalets I mean

upper and lower

[low raven]

It would be so much easier to draw it on a map if you could get me a pic of it

[low raven]

Cuz my dyslexic adhd headass can't explain it well enough

Ty

Dam you had that thing ready huh??

Gimme a sec

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

all stashes?

[low raven]

Works like a charm and as weird as it looks, it has an amazing flow

Just 7

And the majority of my shit I get from specific crates and suitcases and bags and shit from the house skii hut and the car crash let's call it

It has worked every time I didnt die

[wintry ridge]

[low raven]

Keep in mind I do that shit with my eyes closed (literally cuz I do it at night and I cant see jack shit)

I've got a flow with how I do things, and it works great cuz I spend less than 5 in game minutes in the main house

I pick it clean of all the important spawn points

I can show you the run sometime if you want

Cuz if you only do what the drawing shows, you'll miss a few things

I went over a few steps cuz I wasnt about to count to 30 just for a drawing

[wintry ridge]

I played that chalet a shit ton when lighthouse first dropped

memorized every item spawn in there

[low raven]

I learned how to play on that map

There ain't nobody better than me at making money in there

Time cutting corners, specific angles to go down hills and jumps to go over bushes, looking at the right place so I can run as soon as I finish looting

Ya save a few seconds at a time, and I end up spending under 20 minutes consistently

The average in and out is 15 minutes for me

And I make about half a mil on a bad run

Maybe 300k if some shit's been looted

And people still argue with me that woods has better stash runs

Like bro, you spend 30 minutes walking, that ain't a way to make money when I make double that in the same time and probably get a bunch of quest items too

Idk any other map that guarantees an iskra spawn as long as the case is there

Sorry, kinda ranting now

[terse pecan]

i love my woods scav runs

moonshine nearly in every raid

[low raven]

To each their own

Cant argue with the last part

I wanna share my run with people but the more I do, the more often I find that the exact run I do, is looted

People tell me "oh you didn't invent it" although I've been doing it since like, day 4 of lighthouse dropping but anyways

Sole of the shit I hit cant be found normally and most people wouldn't bother going for them anyways

I love this game a bit too much

[next hazel]

Should you buy Escape from Tarkov?

Do you have the PC to run it? --> no

Do you have the money? --> no

You don't wanna? --> ok

Should you exclusive play the Single player mod if you actually buy Tarkov?

Can you? --> yes

Do you already have EFT? -->

"But what if I get banned?" --> you are offline, they can't see you 🙂 --> yes

"But the creator said the SP mod is illegal" --> not under neither Russian and US copyright law --> yes

The answer is always yes.

[wintry ridge]

[terse pecan]

SPT is more heavy on your CPU then normal tarkov

[junior inlet]

Should you play tarkov? No. Nobody should subject themself to this pain.

[real solstice]

The game is sitting unupdated on my desktop like the green goblin mask

[finite hedge]

Tarkov is like heroin you hate it but you cant stop

[real solstice]

Tarkov is addicting in the same way that gambling is
Literally
They both target the same behavioral patterns

[finite hedge]

Only différence one you Gamble with your money and the other one with your lifespan

[real solstice]

I'd probably play it again if I squaded up
I can't handle solo very well

[marble thicket]

That myth always gets a good crack out of me

[finite hedge]

I love spt tarkov

(i play on Intel HD)

[soft coral]

or literally go woods

and loot like 15 of them

lmao

[wintry ridge]

bro hes also hitting the rare item spawns

bitcoins n shit

not just the mid stashes that arent always spawning anymore

[terse pecan]

my friend found 2 ledx's so far this wipe

[soft coral]

it works I suppose but its a gamble which spawn you'll get

[terse pecan]

woods scav runs are great because for some reason people don't know moonshine spawns

or some people just don't even know what moonshine is

i've seen a fully looted village with a moonshine just untouched

[chilly hollow]

man SVT might be my new favorite gun

[real solstice]

Rat Blaster Extraordinaire

[chilly hollow]

thats how i do my lighthouse scav runs, depending on spawn i loot small chalee as well, but i mostly miss the Toilet on the Mountain and go straight for hideout under landing stage for stashes

[junior inlet]

Dude that would be unthinkable to me.

I would ditch so many things for that shit

[brittle sinew]

99% of tarkov players quit just before clapping a geared squad

[white void]

real

[proper eagle]

mfw tagilla

[frozen olive]

In Tarkov, its drip or drown, and brother? We fucking Flying

Also based GoH enjoyer

[frozen olive]

I only done it once and Im pretty sure his buddy was esp cheating waiting in the back interchange rooms lol

Cause my man for reference was on burger king

[proper frigate]

i play with esp cheat for year now

[frozen olive]

Mods

Crush this mans skull

[proper frigate]

got banned only once

[wintry ridge]

ofcourse the russian is the one cheating

[white void]

REAL

[white void]

Exactly

[proper frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-when-angry-angry-china-funny-china-china-gif-23479584

[frozen olive]

What are you gonna say next, its the chinese?

[wintry ridge]

maybe 👿

this new painkiller effect sucks

its only for streamers and tubers so their bitrate doesnt kill itself when they pop em

[frozen olive]

What it do

Lol

[wintry ridge]

its literally the same as being in pain

[proper frigate]

no

[wintry ridge]

but now greyscale

[proper frigate]

it doesnt add sharpness

so its good

cause i play on max sharpness

[wintry ridge]

freak

[proper frigate]

wym

100 sharp 100 clarity 100 bright 100 boost 100 tritanopia best settings

labs

[frozen olive]

die

eyestrain real

[proper frigate]

wym eyestrain

i didnt told you nvidia panel color settings yet

[proper eagle]

alexa how to say n wodr legally on discord

[chilly hollow]

uping brightness is ass, flashlights and the sun is literaly permanent eye damage

[proper eagle]

the new painkiller effect hurts my eyes physically

[proper frigate]

then why everyone use it

[chilly hollow]

but sure up your brightness to 100% and enjoy BF3 flashlights

[frozen olive]

because everyone is kinda of a sweaty tryhard

lmao

same reason why people cheat, sweaty tryhard

[proper frigate]

there is no other way to play this game if not tryhard lol

[frozen olive]

@low raven could say otherwise

my man super chill lol

[chilly hollow]

this guy got no clue what he is talking about

[frozen olive]

Me or Runameman

[proper frigate]

why

[chilly hollow]

minecraft enchanting table speak dude

[frozen olive]

[proper frigate]

whats wrong

you saying that you play without postfx?

and nvidia panel

[frozen olive]

yeah

???

Never really used them lol

[proper frigate]

not you

you obv lowskill but @chilly hollow

[frozen olive]

ESP Guy "You're low skill"

Fucking hell

[chilly hollow]

lmao

i play tarkov since 2018, my sweaty days are long over

[strong hinge]

i mean he does extract more and get more kills

[chilly hollow]

i play for fun

[strong hinge]

skill issue

[proper frigate]

no no no

not your sweaty days

they over just because inertia added

[white void]

[frozen olive]

alex don't listen to minecraft dude, he esp's

[strong hinge]

yeah hes better than you

[chilly hollow]

they were over way before that

[frozen olive]

I think a grandma is better than me at tarkov

[stark torrent]

i die with a bag full of loot to a 3 man camping the bush i left 20 minutes ago

im proud of them

[proper frigate]

that was me

[frozen olive]

Ledy can you shadowrealm the russian man who admits to cheating

[strong hinge]

my mans being silenced for being better at the game than you

i cant believe this

[frozen olive]

silence degenerate

go brainfart

[strong hinge]

no

[proper frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/palla-pallabrasil-kumbaya-cannabis-dance-gif-18125630

[wintry ridge]

ookay bro...

this game is so fucking buggy sometimes

damn window eats an entire mag of 12g mangum and just leaves the helmetless pmc still alive even after it breaks

[frozen olive]

Remember when Kiva windows either

well not either

bots can kill you through them

but PMC's cant

also remember when bots dind't actually shoot bullets and just astral projected their damage at you?

[wintry ridge]

these lighthouse windows are fake as fuck

[stark torrent]

i got flea

it is time

[chilly hollow]

got flea yesterday, now i'm rich

[stark torrent]

Evolving bush camping

[frozen olive]

Based 336 enjoyer

[chilly hollow]

i might buy some ap-m for the under 25 meter boltie kills

always fun on factory

[stark torrent]

Funny enough i finishtat yesterday.....on woods

[chilly hollow]

it took me so long to do tarkov shooter part 1 and 2 (i am garbage with sniper rifles)

[stark torrent]

u get used to it i guess, it takes a lot of patience

basically just shoot when ur target is still otherwise yeah

• if the weather is bad , scopes are shit

[chilly hollow]

yeah thats the hard part, leading the target and you mostly got one shot or maybe two until your ded

[frozen olive]

that's a no scope headshot lmao

missing the 360

[chilly hollow]

i wonder if they will add that scavs can't see you through bushes

[frozen olive]

i mean, SPT did it somehow

[chilly hollow]

WHAT

[frozen olive]

so I don't know why the tarkov devs can't lol

[chilly hollow]

no way

[white void]

yes.

[frozen olive]

check

[chilly hollow]

Tarkov devs are incompetent as fuck

[white void]

they'res also this

this is based

[frozen olive]

I love that one, but I need to relearn gunsmith

[white void]

true

[strong hinge]

crazy how modders once again prove more competent than devs

[white void]

real

[frozen olive]

real

[white void]

there is also this mod

which is uh

interesting

[chilly hollow]

Tarkov Devs be like: We fixxed the thing!
The Thing: Somehow worse then before

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917037202582687815/1136117142027239424/AmandsGoofySounds_1.mp4

[frozen olive]

Bethesda has been showing that since like

FO3

[white void]

Yes, a boss made that voip sound

[chilly hollow]

i hate this

[frozen olive]

you wanna see a real good qol mod

[white void]

also i dont know what the fuck bro did to the UI

[frozen olive]

now you will never fucking mix those things in the ground

[white void]

hitmarkers, kill confirmations

[frozen olive]

yup

[white void]

same.

[frozen olive]

that's also amands

[chilly hollow]

meh, i would rather stick to my homemade spreadsheet

where is the fun in tarkov if you don't have to make spreadsheets

[white void]

i'm actually tempted to get the mod just for this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917037202582687815/1136108048864260116/AmandsGoofySounds.mp4

[frozen olive]

Actually

[frozen olive]

LMAO THE WAHMBULANCE

[white void]

It's meant to be siren head lel

imagine tho

Dorms, midnight

[frozen olive]

[white void]

Cultists sneaking about outside

[junior inlet]

I don't touch spt but the devs really could learn a lot from some of the mods going in there

[white void]

one of em plays that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695924905199403068/1140842552837292072/image.png

ok fuck it I'm getting it

turning all other sounds to 0% (Except creepy ones, such as the sirehead siren)

put the sirens n shit on like 20% chance

[junior inlet]

I would shit myself.

[white void]

Same.

and that is exactly why I'm downloading it

[frozen olive]

Me when getting shot already makes me jump

lmao

[white void]

hopefully i get some funny night clips

[terse pecan]

tarkov gods just gave me a level 5 armor

[frozen olive]

ESP Aimbotter is on their way

[terse pecan]

i gave a vodka to a random player scav 2 minutes later i found a random pmc body with a supressed ak and a level 5 armor on it

[strong hinge]

LiHuanPei wants to know your location

[junior inlet]

Dude you should grab some SCP-079 clips from security breach to also play randomly it'd be funny

[stark torrent]

China Number's 2 is on his way cause Number 1 is on labs rn

[white void]

[frozen olive]

"i'd be funny"

they'd find Llama locked in his bathroom at 4 AM

lmao

[junior inlet]

If you're gonna make yourself shit your pants in night raids better go the full 9 yards

[stark torrent]

biggest nightamre is Finding Llama in my bathroom at 4AM roleplaying stalker

[white void]

[white void]

Fuck SCP-079 clips, how about we do some SCP-096 clips?

[white void]

Woods, 3am, shy guy starts playing via scav

[frozen olive]

Roleplaying bloodsucker

[atomic sentinel]

the latest version of SAIN is kinda fucked. I had to screw with the settings even more than before and I'm still getting terminator'd.

[frozen olive]

when you break your leg you PMC does the leg breaking machine noise/scream

[frozen olive]

pls explain

do you ned to make them less aware or

[atomic sentinel]

I think it's a bad combo with Realism, but 3.4 was manageable compared to 3.5 SAIN. Their reaction times and accuracy got cranked, I think the global settings aren't applying correctly based on some other comments lol

[stark torrent]

[atomic sentinel]

Two raids in a row I had a random "special" bot spawn and two tap me with 7.62 HP from behind

a little trolling

[white void]

i have a clue to what you're talking about but im not 100% sure, please provide a video

[atomic sentinel]

apologies

[frozen olive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08L9sNuik5M

warning loud and kinda horrid

[atomic sentinel]

every PMC works at the ball crushing factory.

[white void]

ah yes that one

[obtuse thistle]

that's the thing that scp people use to lure that rotten scp right

[frozen olive]

Yeah the portal guy

[obtuse thistle]

one of the dudes gets sacrificed and the scp is compelled to kill the victim

[proper eagle]

Been lovin the dynamic loot frfr

[atomic sentinel]

just needs gmod physics when you interact with it

[frozen olive]

LOOOL

what the f vlad

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[wintry ridge]

did they also change the lighting so it has light "reflect" off other surfaces so under bridges and behind rocks arent pitch black even with the sun directly shining on it

[junior inlet]

Some of 079's voice clips are just good for shock value to randomly hear outta nowhere

[white void]

[frozen olive]

amans graphics yeah

[wintry ridge]

its crazy how BSG doesnt do it

[junior inlet]

From all the shit I've seen of Amands I would kill for tarkov devs to actually implement a fraction of it.

[wintry ridge]

it was literally fixed for a day of this wipe by a bug

then they reverted it

like WTF

[frozen olive]

Nikita screaming they go back before players realize they could have fun

[junior inlet]

But I guess being able to actually see in what would realistically be visible doesn't fit their "vision" for the game

[frozen olive]

I never get the angle

"realistic"

"made up stats, idiot pmc, etc"

"realistic, made up pen, made up helmet buffs, SKILLS"

[junior inlet]

I use the word realistically properly here. I should not have an area that is pitch fuckin dark next to a god damn light source.

[frozen olive]

fog at 20 meter indoors

Interchange moment

[wintry ridge]

its "realistic" when it is a pain in the ass to deal with

[proper eagle]

having a brain stroke on having an ibuprofen

[wintry ridge]

sorry bro taking an ibuprofin irl will make your vision go greyscale and able to walk on shattered kneecaps

[proper eagle]

what's next, I start urinating blood with a heavy bleed sign

cranberry juice

[wintry ridge]

the sound is bad on some of the new stuff

theres like background noise when looting shit now

i keep hearing plane sounds and people moving

[junior inlet]

I just wish we had stuck with steam audio until this new shit actually fuckin worked. It wasn't great but I don't recall it being as much a pain in the ass

[frozen olive]

vertical audio

How do EFT devs take 1 step forward 5 back

[proper eagle]

mfw don't want to play eft but playing out of fear that I'll soon be steamrolled by everyone with level 6 armor after 14 days of wipe

[junior inlet]

Just admit you don't know what you're doing and shamelessly steal mod ideas like minecraft has for years.

[frozen olive]

Yeah day 3 of wipe, dudes in Class 6 meta gear ouot in force

XD

[frozen olive]

Minecraft devs when forced to work more than 15 mins a day

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

Terraria Devs

[junior inlet]

One more update crosses fingers

[frozen olive]

LETS GO TERRARIA ENJOYER

[junior inlet]

The terraria devs have earned all of the positivity around their game, it is literally a gem.

[frozen olive]

Terraria devs are so incredibly based

I'm hopping terraria 2 is like amazing

[proper eagle]

I hope tarkov 2 is amazing

[white void]

I wish Russia 2028 would get released

[frozen olive]

L m a o

Scam 1 : the PvP pre-tarkov game

Scam 2 : Tarkov

Scam 3: Arena

Scam 4: Russia 2028 (smug.mp4)

[junior inlet]

Impending doom approaches

[white void]

[junior inlet]

Scam 4: Russia 2033: USEC

Because they wouldn't for some reason stick with 2028

Because it no longer meets their vision

[frozen olive]

is that an actual statement they've said about Tarkov

Are they stupid

Like it's your own game, then make your own vision and completely ignore feedback, maybe then they'd stop being so fucking flipflop on everything

[proper eagle]

Why Russia 2028 when Russia 2023 exists irl

[frozen olive]

Rn they do the weird streamer no lifer balance

and let hackers run rampant lol

I also remember they making like 42 mil

and Nikita taking 26 mil for himself

[junior inlet]

No, it's just the meme because IIRC its what was originally the excuse for why certain mechanics were being designed a specific way

[frozen olive]

Have they delivered on any serious statement lately

[junior inlet]

I think you mean have they ever. and the answer is a definitive no.

[frozen olive]

Well that says enough

and people buy it in droves

I got my 40 ver as a gift from a friend

Never upgraded to scam edition

[obtuse thistle]

idk what you guys talking but I agree

[rich venture]

Hoping that it gets released in my lifetime so I can see another stalker-like game released

Doubting that it will though

[white void]

true

also

if you wish to see another stalker like game

[rain crown]

Terraria is a gem, tho one small complaint i have is that you have no fucking clue how to progress if you play for the first time
except getting materials you find

king slime and eye can spawn natural, bee, skeletron and worm/brain if you explore
but afterwards it might get a bit hard without a guide

[frozen olive]

yeah, you're intended to use the guide NPC; but first time is rough as fuck

also if you play modded the vanilla startup without qol or stuff is rough too

[rain crown]

[frozen olive]

but that's the intended experience and in a way it's a pretty comfy chill relaxing mining session

u know?

[rain crown]

tru

[frozen olive]

Like if you're new you're not jumping above normal

and you can always play journey and toggle the diff up

if you wanna hear about unbased devs, Calamity

[rain crown]

i remember doing a 3-man when the new hardest difficulty dropped

forgot the name

For the worthy?

either way 10 minutes death compilation before wall of flesh

[frozen olive]

FTW yeah

FTW Master Mode enables Legendary, add in Getfixeboy

[rain crown]

getfixedboy

💀

[rain crown]

FTWM that was it

[frozen olive]

Again, you only play those if you know tf you're doing

and even then it's like

touhou simulator

back to EFT slander tho

Nikita stinky doodo

[low raven]

Someone's bad 👀

[rain crown]

we knew what we were doing but that wouldnt keep us from living longer than 5 minutes

[low raven]

What are ya all talking about?

[frozen olive]

yeah you basically need to build yourself save space/routes

terraria cbt enjoying

terraforming actually matters in that mode XD

[rain crown]

terraria tarkov obviously

[white void]

may i interest you in Road to vostok

Aaaaaaand it finally sent

[rain crown]

played the demo, looks promising

[white void]

Australian internet moment

[rain crown]

lmao

[white void]

pressed enter 20 minutes ago

[rain crown]

XD

[white void]

just now sends

anyways

[rain crown]

lol

[white void]

if you wish to see another stalker like game may i interest you in Road to vostok

[frozen olive]

Road to Vostok is great

[white void]

There we go, now it's a full message, and i don't have to wait 20 minutes for it to send

[white void]

[rain crown]

so youre australian? how often did you die to pestily?

[white void]

never

Surprisingly

[rain crown]

damn

[frozen olive]

Instead he kills Pest

[white void]

real

[frozen olive]

Pest is not that cracked anymore imo

He's chilled out but he's also shited into content creator mode instead of EFT No life

[white void]

(Not real I'm a rat just like General Sam and die 90% of my raids because I'm hot dogshit)

[frozen olive]

Sam enjoyer

Most racist man in the planet I'm sure

[white void]

[rain crown]

i have a higher survival rate than my 2k hours friend
(i use him as bait)

[white void]

Most racist Jewish man alive

[rain crown]

[rich venture]

It does look fun

[white void]

It IS fun

even just in the dev builds

[frozen olive]

Ideal playstyle

[rain crown]

ngl idk what servers he selected but when im with him i get fucked but when im solo*ing im the one who fucks

maybe cuz i play on middle eastern servers lmao

[low raven]

Mans played 3 raids and survived 2

Average survival time?

[rain crown]

40 minutes?

[low raven]

34

[rain crown]

ill send you the exact numbers when i boot up tarkov

[low raven]

Bet bet

[rain crown]

tho i have more or less 30 raids atm

[low raven]

Should be about the same, I got no idea

[rain crown]

half are solo, rest is 2-5man

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1129722506836709416/guh.mp4

[rain crown]

everybody gangsta till you 0:15, sniper shot, head eyes

and yes i had that

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1129722506836709416/guh.mp4

[rain crown]

💀

[frozen olive]

Scav issue

Oh wait

Sherpa tryhard

[low raven]

I'm really happy about last night's raid

[frozen olive]

Drug

[rain crown]

oh, the cash i lost in D2 raids

yesterday

fuck you prapor and your bunker

[obtuse thistle]

I'm too goddamn scared of raiding alone

I know I will spawn and RUSH for the closest extraction

without looting and engaging in fights

[frozen olive]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/15r8c6r/bsg_can_you_please_break_the_distant_shadows_like/

Lol

Insane

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/15r0ppy/burris_tac30_is_op_right_now_has_brand_new/

Btw I hate xsolla and support is trash for EFT

[strong hinge]

road to vostok still isnt a game

[frozen olive]

But Ivan, the Bunker

[frozen olive]

Works better than EFT at least

[rain crown]

bcz its like 100MB

[frozen olive]

[strong hinge]

actual online flash game

[white void]

[rain crown]

its like saying San Andreas runs better than Warzone

(it is also better)

[frozen olive]

Bro Warzone and cod trash

[strong hinge]

except san andreas is a finished game

[rain crown]

cod used to be good

used

[frozen olive]

Yeaj

Mw 2 and 3 cashgrab

2 w the fucking skins

And performance/etc issues

That still persist

[proper eagle]

the game is releasing weird monster noises in the awaiting session start screen

i am scared

[rain crown]

lol what

[rain crown]

life span dropped from yesterdays d2 raids 💀

5 deaths in a row aint good for ur stats

[frozen olive]

based

[rain crown]

also

call me sugar daddy

holy sht

[frozen olive]

[rain crown]

i know right?????

daily's literally busted op

no cap

[rain crown]

customs btw

now question is

where do i camp

tarcone directors can be an easy headshot

or i camp in dorms

or extract camping

soooo

someone wanna duo? lmao

[frozen olive]

crack house, bridge, or office yeah

if you wanna be a real rat there's construction but it's full of scavvies

there's also the skier quest at gas

[rain crown]

i want a place where i can get easy headshot

[frozen olive]

easiest of the easy is directors

[rain crown]

like a tunnel or a place where you have to stay still

[frozen olive]

they're locked in with the key

[rain crown]

my thought too, just sit in a corner and wait

[rain crown]

who says ill let them open it?

[frozen olive]

that's what i mean lol

their animation gets locked

[rain crown]

maybe i should that room has nice loot

[frozen olive]

depends

[junior inlet]

I still feel bad for the one time I smoked a 3 man looting second floor of crack house from stronghold on customs

[rain crown]

had a 2v4 in crack house not too long ago

ran around like a crack monkey and picked them off one by one XDDD

[junior inlet]

They were havin a grand old time and out of nowhere they hear a supressed shot impact their friends skull with no visual on where the shot came from

That stairway you can prone in can be dirty sometimes

[soft coral]

neverseen this channel this active

I left and it became active again

shame

[rain crown]

its called wipe

[soft coral]

dw

in 2 months half the playerbase will have left

[rain crown]

2 months?

2 weeks

[soft coral]

literally

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-gif-21242285

[soft coral]

I gave them too much

[rain crown]

tho i dont mind

less pmcs to worry about

[proper eagle]

power grid died in middle of a raid

[soft coral]

deserveed

[rain crown]

[proper eagle]

couldnt get worse than this

[wintry ridge]

dont even need to camp

shotgun on factory

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[wintry ridge]

just ads down the hallway

[rain crown]

lmitted to customs

[wintry ridge]

dorms it is

you can get people hitting locked rooms

or uhh

[soft coral]

yes

[wintry ridge]

the watch door

[rain crown]

budget is a little tight (BECAUSE OF SOMEONE) so id prefer ratting from a distance

[junior inlet]

I remember my first raid on customs last wipe, Killed reshala. Good times.