💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

nah

[brittle sinew]

True that, I played it and there's no reason to do anything

[marble thicket]

[mighty grove]

Tf is this

[soft coral]

its an spt gun

[surreal crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1CWT077eB4

[unique kraken]

better than the base game lmao

[brittle sinew]

How so

[mighty grove]

Ew

STG is a nice gun yes

[unique kraken]

worst wipe since 2019
cheating problem so bad maps are unplayable for months
not a single mechanic or feature left without layers of bullshit for no reason
pvp is unenjoyable and unrewarding therefore player retention is nonexistent

[mighty grove]

No

[unique kraken]

they are just bad developers really and it doesnt look like it'll get better anytime soon

[mighty grove]

Games great wym

[unique kraken]

go bait somewhere else

[frosty basalt]

Lol

[mighty grove]

Shits better than Fallout 4 and that's all i need to know

[real solstice]

Please do not master-bait in the chat
https://youtu.be/_agzXsGAPno

[mighty grove]

We need GAMMA for Fallout New Vegas

[terse pecan]

there is somebody master baiting in tarkov chat

[wraith wagon]

loaded into a scav and got instantly killed

another 40 minutes wait for me 😦

[mighty grove]

Was it another player scav?

[wraith wagon]

no pmc

i should just retire from the game at this point

pooled all my money for a good kit

and this

[terse pecan]

i mean bro why would you play tarkov at late wipe

[wraith wagon]

i dont know

i guess i wanted to get better at pvp

which clearly isnt working

[wraith wagon]

i think i got better at pvp

[marble thicket]

w

[mighty grove]

Just run around with PPSh and drum mags and shoot legs

Good for late wipe SR-25 plebs

[brittle sinew]

VnV wabbajack

[strong hinge]

like, just play hunt showdown maaan

[soft coral]

or just let people play what they like

[strong hinge]

and i like hunt showdown, so he should play it

[proper eagle]

You should play stalker gamma and shilling of other western games is strictly forbidden

[soft coral]

[wraith wagon]

the thing about tarkov is i get shit on 24/7 and cry everytime i load up the game

but moments like that will keep me hooked for another 3 months

[uneven drift]

Definitely.

[wintry ridge]

is hunt showdown even a western game?

I thought crytek wasn't a western company

[strong hinge]

yeah, they are german

middle eastern company

[long raven]

Hunts pretty good

I've been playing marauders lately tho

Although hunt has done a pretty big update as of recent

[mighty grove]

XDDDDD

You killed it mf

[terse pecan]

they're Germans that come from a Turkish family

[wintry ridge]

and have a dev studio in kyiv and turkey

[strong hinge]

anyway hunt is very fun i recommend it

[mighty grove]

Isn't it

Full of hackerinos like Tarkov?

[strong hinge]

havent noticed honestly

probably is on higher mmrs but i dont want to go into higher mmrs

[terse pecan]

hunt was fun

especially this one time where i clutched against this 2 squads

[strong hinge]

clutching is so good

because the lack of gear fear means i can feel somewhat confident in taking such a fight

[mighty grove]

You have

Gear fear in Tarkov?

I pity you :/

[wraith wagon]

i havent had gear fear today and all my good shit is gone

[proper eagle]

Keep grinding money and go back

[mighty grove]

Ngl just use shitty stuff

I use my OP-SKS

Nobody steals it if i die

[real solstice]

Fun Fact
The OP-SKS is a civilian model with a smooth bore, meaning it's less accurate than the regular SKS.

[mighty grove]

It's cuter tho

[brittle sinew]

It has a scope mount though

[real solstice]

The MOA is higher though

[strong hinge]

i dont because i dont play tarkov

i know i would if i did play

[brittle sinew]

Higher MOA = less accurate

[soft coral]

but it has a cool rail tho

[brittle sinew]

Agreed

I'd pick the OP-SKS over the SKS any day of the week

[soft coral]

same

[proper eagle]

mfw no AKM

[earnest timber]

Wipe couldn't come any sooner

[quartz thunder]

wipe is tomorrow

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-season3-exhale-homelander-exhale-disappointed-gif-26166811

[wraith wagon]

why the fuck you coming in here and gaslighting me

[quartz thunder]

Sorry, didn't mean to

But how did i gaslight you?

[wraith wagon]

by making me believe that wipe was coming for a second

[quartz thunder]

Oh, sorry then

[proper eagle]

reset account

there is your wipe

[mighty grove]

Make the lvl 67 c*nts do the same and we have a wipe

[brittle sinew]

Is he wrong though?

A week passes after wipe and a chunk of players already have meta kits

[long raven]

I just bought the game yesterday so I've just been doing practice matches so I don't get folded by people with Chad level kits

[brittle sinew]

I used to start out doing practice matches too, good way to figure out the gunplay, movement and gameplay mechanics

[frosty basalt]

SPT is also pretty solid practice

And you can cheat in all your kits and figure out what builds work and what builds don’t work at low level traders

I like a suppressed vpo-209

I got 30 round mags from a quest so I’ve been using those

[long raven]

Once the wipe happens (whenever it happens) that's when I'll start doing actual matches agasint other pmcs.

[soft coral]

once wipe happens

everything goes to shit

servers shit themselves
everyone and their mother tryhards and the game becomes a cesspit of sweats
and many new bugs are discovered

it's great

[earnest timber]

Everything you know goes to shit

[soft coral]

10/10

[earnest timber]

Because as i saw on the roadmap the gameplay will fundamentally change

[long raven]

Sounds amazing

[earnest timber]

Vaulting, Armor plates for body armor, left shoulder shooting, recoil rework, suppressor durability (nerf), bipods and weapon stabilising on cover, etc

If they actually pull this off, it might be the best patch they'll ever release

[soft coral]

big doubt

we all know how streets of tarkov turned out

on the first couple of weeks

[earnest timber]

Big emphasis on "Actually"

I feel like they'll only add half the stuff they promised on patch release and then add the rest later

[mighty grove]

I mean

Nikita can't fuck up as much as the devs of Gollum

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051038

[real solstice]

What are the odds that Landmark keeps a piss/shit bucket for wipe day

[strong hinge]

high

[wraith wagon]

thanks for the idea

[proper eagle]

Most poopsockers don't leave the chair until they get level 15 on wipe day

[soft coral]

Him and glorious will ass lick as always

[stark torrent]

Gollum wasnt in beta in 6 years tho

[stark torrent]

Doubt this will come this year

At least half of those as u said

Idk im still waiting for them to do a quest and trader rework

Because holy shit replayabilty is ass when u dont even get good shit from half the quests

[mighty grove]

True

[upper crescent]

same, that's why I was bummed when this wipe dropped, people were talking about having randomized tasks and when it was the same shit all over again I quit

also the audio issues at the start

[proper eagle]

Some quest lines opened early, like tarkov shooter opened right after the food quest for me at level 10, and friend from the west part 1 and samples opened earlier for me

Samples was just after fishing gear

[upper crescent]

Yeah, but I'm talking about getting the same quests at the beginning of the game and having to go through the same quest processes for the 50th time

It's tiring, just mix it up a little

have me get the pocket watch when I'm level 30 instead

have me get 20 tushonkas at level 1, that would be fun as fuck

oh, except they're level locking maps, I forgot about that, that's also stupid

[stark torrent]

Dont think they level lock anything yet

[wintry ridge]

didnt they attempt it? with the item locking for maps or whatnot

that might be a neat dynamic for early wipe

[rain crown]

What happened with the gollum game? Saw a lot of memes talking shit about it but never actually heared anything

[rain crown]

Maybe you get a baby AK and that's it, only reason to do quests is to level up traders you want, that's it
No other purpose behind it

Nicer rewards would be cool

[upper crescent]

It was just absolute shit. Glitches, bugs, dumb AI

I really hope they don't level lock maps, playing customs until level 10-15 doesn't sound fun

it's a great map but if you can't vary it up then it can get old fast

especially with repetetive tasks

[brittle sinew]

God I wish, that and optimization and graphics

Something needs to be done about the quests, they're so shit

[rain crown]

level lock maps? wtf

where did you pick that up

[upper crescent]

I think it was data mined. But it might have been for an event mid-wipe, I can't remember

[wintry ridge]

it was an event but not levels, just items

[mighty grove]

It costs like a triple A game, but the quality is on par with games for like 5 USD.

[rain crown]

dont shit on 5$ games

[mighty grove]

Hell i played more hentai games that were for 5 USD and were more impressive mechanically and graphically than Gollum.

Plus like the graphics suck ass and they literally stated it's for higher end gpus that can do DLSS 3

[wintry ridge]

Id rather play an RPGmaker game based off of gollum than gollum itself tbh

[mighty grove]

Fr

Game so bad i literally had more fun in War Thunder when they released the bad economy changes

[soft coral]

Game bad

dont play

[proper eagle]

That's true, the quests are not always progressing by difficulty

[mighty grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786169414705479721/1105558384289259550/271353815_716512199312677_8490104677917520073_n.gif

[earnest timber]

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[fallen cloak]

what do it give

[proper eagle]

poopy M4A1 build, kinda alright SR-25 build, few stacks of m995 and m61

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/box-whatsinthebox-bradpitt-gif-4808580

What's the gift, what does it give?

[earnest timber]

Picture above

[stark torrent]

thanks for sharing

[frosty basalt]

sweet

[obtuse thistle]

thanks for sharing 👊

[upper crescent]

Ok, played for the first time in 2-3 months and had a good time, I don't know why so many people are complaining. Looking forward to next wipe

Even got a couple good clips out of it

Sacrificed my 2 friends for Stirrup
https://outplayed.tv/media/rWL2ZO

https://outplayed.tv/media/jYEWJQ

[wraith wagon]

why do i lose so much rep

[upper crescent]

One-magged
https://outplayed.tv/media/3MX7o1

because you're killing scavs as a scav

that's no beuno my dude

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTrIm2L1Ag @stark torrent the ling mee shun gao lao watching us from 300 meters away ready to headshot us through 5 buildings and 4 bushes with a PM

I know him

[frosty basalt]

I was on customs by unknown key scav at the start of the raid

I had just looted both barrel caches by land bridge/ruaf and this gigachad rolls thru out of breath doesn’t check his corners and I pop him full of Luger rounds from my stock mp5

Black rock kit juicy m4a1 with m995 lvl4 fast helmet and level 5 body armor

And a fucking gornasty with .366 Eko rounds for some reason

Ended that raid with his death and like 10 scav kills 2 of em were sniper scavs lol

I basically dropped my entire kit and swapped it with his

[mighty grove]

Not bad not bad

[woven hedge]

same thing happened but I was the one who got dropped by the chad

[white void]

[stark torrent]

average player fully gearing up just to sit in a bush to camp the other spawns for 25 minutes

the average Shoreline experience

[soft coral]

where have I Seen that

[mighty grove]

Ma boi

[soft coral]

rk1 enjoyer

[mighty grove]

Is -3% recoil and it was pretty cheap

[soft coral]

ain't the best grip out there but its my personal favourite

[mighty grove]

Whatever helps me kill "chads"

Imma use it

Got team of 3 yesterday, with my Gornostay and AP ammo

One of them started msging me how bad i am and that he wish my country will be no more soon

[proper eagle]

[proper eagle]

loud and proud, like that

[mighty grove]

I just added a side colimator

For close quarters

And that's it

[proper eagle]

you could get a suppressor and a laser, just point firing is enough for close range

[hushed heart]

Guy's how to get unlimited money's and lvl in EFT SPT-AKI

[obtuse thistle]

lmao

nice one homie

I really enjoyed it bravo 👏

[native crypt]

It's a launcher option but don't talk about spt in here or the mods will smack your nuts

[native crypt]

https://youtu.be/Xa1bVKjAaYE

video is awesome

[wraith wagon]

i ran top level shit and still died to m855

[native crypt]

Did they head ears or something

[wraith wagon]

nope i had exfil ears

[real solstice]

Tarkov if it was good

[native crypt]

true

[native crypt]

where at then

[wraith wagon]

probably stomach or thorax

i dont remember

[native crypt]

they did bump up the pen a while ago so prob killed through saturation

[soft coral]

check pins

it will show you

[stark torrent]

i love Streets using most of my RAM

cant wait for expansion , gonna have to get 128 gb of RAM

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRYo67GoFtA&ab_channel=faithliss1

[strong hinge]

finally, some good tarkov music

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUMVTkgt3bk

I have this on my alarm actaully

no cap

[earnest timber]

When you play Reserve and this banger comes up

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-lit-khaled-wiggle-gif-9011147

[proper eagle]

empties an entire magazine of m855a1 at chad
just dies on the 30th bullet

[soft coral]

shots 1-5 clearly missed 6-10 were bad spray control 11-20 were skill issue
20-30 were desync

get good noob nikita's game is perfect youre just trash

[proper eagle]

ok

[soft coral]

I'm poking fun at the redditors who say that

[proper eagle]

if small moustache man existed in 2023 he would have sent redditors in first

[soft coral]

tbh tarkov has very little spray patterns

you just have to pull down

most guns just go straight up

[proper eagle]

idk what made the devs think the MCX shoots like a rocket but AK's don't

[soft coral]

not biased at all

[proper eagle]

it doesn't have much vertical in the game data but hidden stats, wow

gonna have to lie about the stats too

[soft coral]

but then again sr25 and m1a literally exist

[wraith wagon]

gotta love the codes

[earnest timber]

gotta love the CSGO ass recoil rework on their tweet

[wraith wagon]

wait what

[quaint hull]

TRAMBON
PINEWOOD
1CLICKDRESSUP
BARMALEY
S00NS00N

[urban dew]

i rediscover the game with SPT AKI

that's now one of my favorite game

[fallen cloak]

i personally think it looks good so far

[fallen cloak]

does he know?

[fallen cloak]

especailly becuase they got rid of the weird up down motion it did before becuase of the auto correctionb

idk if theyre also planning to introduce "aim deadzones" or however you call it when the gun moves but the camera only does after you move your mouse a certain amount

like they have in insurgency

[stark torrent]

The armor change os what worries me

The addition of neck area can be really bad if done poorly

Literally head, eyes but just shoot thorax , and half the armors in the game will suck even more

And personally i dont think anyone wants even more ways to get 1 tapped than it already is

It will lead to people camping and avoid head on engagements even more lol

[wintry ridge]

I hope it opens up more opportunities to use flesh-damage ammo when sniping vs just running only m61 and hoping it doesn't bounce

aiming for the neck when using ultra nosler might be pretty fun

[stark torrent]

It will suck pretty quick if you lose a 1 mil kit to a shotgun andy later tho

Just cause he aimed at general direction and 1 pellet hit ur neck through a slick or shit

[wintry ridge]

its just gonna be like it is now

left click on leg when the laser is even slightly near it

but for the arms and neck now too

I hope they buff armor health atleast so I dont get instakilled by some SKS scav melting my level 4 vest with 4 PS rounds that all happen to fragment

[earnest timber]

Armor rework will definitely even out the playing field

Now the working man will have a chance againts a chad who plays 24/7

And make TTK better

[soft coral]

Are ya ready for the pocket watch kids?

[terse pecan]

aye aye captain

[soft coral]

you will die 15 times before you get it

[terse pecan]

yeah

[urban dew]

what should i know ?

i just heard of a single player mod , not really approved by devs

and , i just fucking hated the online part with sweaty tryhards with a stuff who cost the GDP of the Uganda

and regular cheaters

in the single player mode , its only me who fuck up

[proper eagle]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

[fallen cloak]

i feel like having armor be more vulnerable in general gives them more room to adjust the balance between ammo, armor and health

eg more ways to counter armor beside hehe shoot toes

[fallen cloak]

prices wont have to be so high if the performance difference isnt as insane anymore tho

armor customisation looks rly cool from what i saw

i am afraid that theyre gonna introduce that whole system just for armor to be useless though

[mighty grove]

Try that in a small town

[proper eagle]

i really really want hot swapping plates

[brittle sinew]

warzone

[proper eagle]

cringe western gaming

[fallen cloak]

i assume thats gonna be a thing with the armor update

[earnest timber]

With a long animation

[upper crescent]

I believe, similar to the armor update, there will also be customizable rigs down the line, so you could potentially put neck protection on customizable rigs

the neck hitbox will just make people play a little bit more careful

you can call it camping, I'd like to call it just being more tactical

[strong hinge]

being a rat is then the most tactical playstyle ever devised

[soft coral]

its the easiest

I just scroll on my phone and sit in a bush all game

and drop people

[brittle sinew]

Riveting tarkov gameplay

[strong hinge]

tactical mastermind

hide in bush and play subway surfers

[mighty grove]

Can you get

Banned for offensive name in Tarkov?

Or will they just make me change it?

[soft coral]

technically its against policy

[upper crescent]

It's not about just sitting in a bush for me, it's moving through the map using your brain and ears to get information instead of shift-wing everywhere

[proper eagle]

they made me change it

[urban dew]

does the fucking bulletproffs vests are bulletproof or a waste of money ?

[earnest timber]

Depends on the ammo

[soft coral]

What

[earnest timber]

Anyway, some people requested the music i used for the latest tarkov video, now you can download it with link in the description https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=313FBbY5nP4

[upper crescent]

I do wish Nikita would hire someone to have actual guitars in the songs he made, iirc they are all midi/synth guitars

[lost crow]

guys i dont have the best laptop for tarkov what should i do to make tarkov run really smooth

cause i get a lot of lag spike

[stark torrent]

get a decent pc

otherwise , tough luck , this game is not well optimised

what are ur speccs

[real solstice]

It's CPU bound too

[earnest timber]

Get Ryzen 5 5800X3D cpu

[soft coral]

instead of skill issue tarkov players should instead say PC issue

[real solstice]

Doesn't matter how expensive and high end your PC is
there will always be some dipshit on an HDD rig making the whole server wait on him

[rich venture]

This is literally me

[proper eagle]

I am going to find you and shove that HDD in the bin and give you a brand new SSD

[wintry ridge]

AMBATUSCAV

[mighty grove]

I run

Gornostay

[brittle sinew]

Me

SSD is reserved for more important games

[soft coral]

get ready fir sweats to be lv 50+ first day of wipe

[stark torrent]

Me: carefully walking to take jaeger quest out

Streamer with lvl 40 in strength already : does triple jumps and headshots me, get fucked bozo

i love tarkov

[soft coral]

Thats why I aint playing

fk that cancer

Id rather get humbled by someone better at me in league beating me in lane than get beaten by dogshit game design

You dont play 25 hours a day 8 times a week? get fucked game is hardcore youre just bad

[proper eagle]

What I do is run for the early quests as soon as wipe drops

When wipe drops it's usually 9 pm for me

[soft coral]

So , like everyone else

when wipe drops

lol

[fallen cloak]

"better"

cope

[soft coral]

what

mike you aight?

[fallen cloak]

skill doesnt exist in league

nvm im a toplaner youre different

[soft coral]

Im also a top laner retard

[fallen cloak]

oh

how can you claim someone is better than u in top

[soft coral]

In top no

[fallen cloak]

most of the champions have like -1 mechanics

its all statcheck

you either lose get ganked or win

[soft coral]

In bot lane often I have to play against gold or plat one tricks

cuz i dont always get top

and my 2nd role is bot

[fallen cloak]

dang

i have never not had top tbh

but i que mid 2nd

[soft coral]

sometimes I get bot

[fallen cloak]

queing mid 2nd is the most consistent way to get primary role

[terse pecan]

being a toplaner is so cool

i live in the game for 20 minutes

and i just become the strongest in the game when i join teamfights

[soft coral]

You play a pve game on top

you dont play league

[terse pecan]

yes splitpush aatrox on the move

[fallen cloak]

top is 1v2+

[terse pecan]

all top champions can 1v2 easily

[soft coral]

Not when you freeze and farm for 15 minutes

my team can deal with the jungler

[terse pecan]

there isn't a single top champion that was designed for top that cannot 1v2

[fallen cloak]

i mean

early junglers are ahead in xp

and nobody can 2v1 at lvl 3

[terse pecan]

no they can 2v1 at lvl3

[fallen cloak]

assuming everyone has 100% ans they dont just run into your tower

[terse pecan]

if you play it clean you can 2v1 at lvl3

just depends on your champ

you play sett or pantheon

[fallen cloak]

you mean if they enemy makes a million mistakea

[terse pecan]

you can 2v1 at lvl3

[fallen cloak]

mistakes*

[terse pecan]

you play a tank champ like ornn

[fallen cloak]

both sett ans panth have very powerful abilities that are easy to bait

[terse pecan]

then even 1v1 in a lane is hard unless your enemy makes a mistake

[terse pecan]

yeah

also volibear can also 2v1 at level 3

and warwick

[fallen cloak]

everyone can 2v1 if your enemies play like dogshit i usually dont make best case scenario assumptions

[terse pecan]

volibear just has a really really strong early game

maybe even the strongest

[soft coral]

mmm

not really

[terse pecan]

elobrate

[soft coral]

He can be easily kited

And poked

[terse pecan]

yes if you play ranged

[fallen cloak]

pov enemy top picked akshan

[terse pecan]

but even if you're ranged you will be really squishy

[soft coral]

Also trundle shits on him ealry

[fallen cloak]

trundle shits on everyone early

[terse pecan]

which just allows a volibear to full combo you and just onehit you

[soft coral]

yes

[fallen cloak]

trundle has the strongest early game in the game

[terse pecan]

sett trundle and volibear

[fallen cloak]

but he also has next to the worst neutral game

[soft coral]

Top lane specifically

[terse pecan]

these champs have the strongest early games

and cheeses

[soft coral]

Voli is strong early but the moment you get one move speed item hes shit

[terse pecan]

i mean if you're not cheesing while playing sett what the hell are you even doing

[soft coral]

with pta hes very strong

[fallen cloak]

but what if voli also gets one movespeed item

[soft coral]

You shit on him anyway

[terse pecan]

if you pick a ranged champ you gotta expect your opponent to pick ghost

[soft coral]

Idk i play vayne top

[terse pecan]

but this isn't the case in low elo anyways

[soft coral]

because i like people to suffer

[fallen cloak]

atleast voli has better neutral than trundle and can actually go ad ap or full tank

[soft coral]

now i get hate

[terse pecan]

ad kinda sucks now

[soft coral]

voli is weird

[terse pecan]

because you had prowlers claw now that isn't the case

[soft coral]

hes very strong but also weak cuz he gets kited easily

[terse pecan]

now you either go ap or tank

[fallen cloak]

i mean like off tank not the weird oneshot builds ppl were doing

[terse pecan]

that's why you go ghost tp on it

[soft coral]

I go lethality yorick

[fallen cloak]

why would you ever take tp in this state of the game 💀

[soft coral]

Problem?

[fallen cloak]

pov you miss e

💀

[terse pecan]

why would you not pick teleport

[soft coral]

I dont.

[fallen cloak]

real

[soft coral]

imagine abusing flash

cringe

[terse pecan]

would you go ignite

no

you can but no

[fallen cloak]

ghost flash

[terse pecan]

that is also a choice

[soft coral]

I go ghost flash on vayne

[fallen cloak]

its the only choice

[soft coral]

or flash ignite

[fallen cloak]

your only weakness is getting kited

take ghost flash

[terse pecan]

on a champ like aatrox who used to pick ignite

now its just tp go to

[earnest timber]

Aatrox?

is that a new Tarkov boss?

[soft coral]

yes

tarkov and league are basically the same anyway

[terse pecan]

man i haven't played leauge for like a month

i hope i don't play it for anotehr month

[earnest timber]

I hope i don't play League EVER

[soft coral]

I wanna get my placements done

[proper eagle]

Tarcope channel

[soft coral]

yes

[fallen cloak]

💀

[terse pecan]

my friend is saying oh install it bro we'll play it the ranks got resetted and shit

[fallen cloak]

youre telling me youre making tp plays?

[terse pecan]

nah bro i wanna play drg

[fallen cloak]

i dont thats why i dont take tp

[terse pecan]

this mf who has 259 games on steam is telling me to play leauge with him

this shit is funny

[proper eagle]

The trap

[fallen cloak]

i pray taht you never find out how much ive actually played league

[terse pecan]

he's just addicted to bad games

he's waiting for tarkov wipe

he wants to play leauge because of the rank reset

[soft coral]

In conclusion

League and tarkov bad

[terse pecan]

yes

but you used to play one and you play one

[soft coral]

Yes.

I lpayed both

[terse pecan]

to be completely honest here

[soft coral]

I prefer league

[terse pecan]

i would rather kms then play tarkov and leauge at the same time

[soft coral]

tarkov is in a horrible state rn

[terse pecan]

like imagine bro my friend who has 259 games on steam

is planning on playing both leauge and tarkov at the same time

[fallen cloak]

thats waht ive been doing

[fallen cloak]

so is league you just dont know abt it

but it must be refreshing to play a game where the issues arent overtly just technical

[soft coral]

I know about it wdym

league is more tolerable

[terse pecan]

man the new samira skin is just a expensive dissapoinment

[fallen cloak]

shouldve been 1850

[terse pecan]

yeah

[fallen cloak]

i did hear they added more animations to it

[terse pecan]

well fuck animations bro

it doesn't change forms

[fallen cloak]

but i feel like beside the guns her base outfit is just severly lacking in flaire

[terse pecan]

even 1820 skins change forms and colors

[fallen cloak]

nooo you dont understand

her ult gets a png on top if she levels it up 😭

[soft coral]

I bought sentinel vayne

[terse pecan]

i expect more from 3250 then just different animations and a penta animation

[fallen cloak]

her ult gets a watermark bruuuh

i mean

the animations arent really different at all

[terse pecan]

i don't even play samira but don't scam people out of their money bro

[fallen cloak]

which is why im severly disappointed in the skin

beside just the design itself

[terse pecan]

i won't buy any 1820 skins

i will only open them

its a waste of money

spending money on leauge is just a waste

[fallen cloak]

in fact for most of her abilities you can argue that base samira has better animations

[soft coral]

it was 900 rp retard

on sale

[terse pecan]

oh it was on sale

[fallen cloak]

the only rp i ever spend is the rp i get from prime

[terse pecan]

well that's nice

[soft coral]

shut yo mouth alhamdullilah

wallah youre stupid syno

[terse pecan]

well the worst skin of ornn is on sale

[soft coral]

best ornn is classic ornn

dont @ me

[fallen cloak]

i also got that one in my shop

the thunder one is better

[terse pecan]

best ornn is elderwood

[proper eagle]

An old man's boner in the morning is called elderwood

The more you know

[fallen cloak]

this is a logical fallacy

old men dont get it up

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

🇷🇴 🇧🇬

eternal poverty

[stark torrent]

🤝

[strong hinge]

someone mention eightrocks?

https://tenor.com/view/aatrox-flip-aatrox-flip-league-of-legends-toplane-gif-18324333

[brittle sinew]

brothers in stealing wallets

[soft coral]

TURKTROX

[fallen cloak]

BRO ATE ROCKS

[earnest timber]

Might aswell make a separate channel for LoL

[strong hinge]

theres like 2 of us

[proper eagle]

League of losers, that's the entire server though

[earnest timber]

And you're one of them

😂 😂 😂

[proper eagle]

Ain't that the truth

[marble thicket]

💯 💯 💯 💯

[brittle needle]

Lmao why’d he tell my buddy he had no ammo 😂

[pastel gull]

do i play tark again when it wipes? feel like each wipe/update don't really add enough to make me care.

[terse pecan]

@soft coral has the answer for you

[soft coral]

Don't.

just trust

Don't

[pastel gull]

Bless you. I shall skip another wipe. 🙏

[soft coral]

bsg probably wont add any significant stuff which will interest you

even if they did

[pastel gull]

I usually only play 3-4 weeks of the start anyway.

[soft coral]

half the content they make is probably gonna take like hundreds of hours to complete because its late level shit

which means only streamers will get to see it (lightkeeper )

youre welcome

play a better game

play terraria

or minecraft

[pastel gull]

Did lightkeeper even give anything good? Wasn't he supposed to be some kinda trader?

[soft coral]

No.

They locked items behind him that were already in the game

they introduced like a couple of new items

[stark torrent]

Which by the point u could craft them , you already had them

Like the LEDX for example

[soft coral]

which were needed to craft already existing items

this is as lazy game design as you can get

I couldve found 10 ledx by the time it wouldve taken me to unlock the craft

[stark torrent]

In order to craft the LEDX you needed to a FIR LEDX for the quest to unlock Lightkeeper questline 50 levels later

I love bsg

[soft coral]

lightkeeper was a dogshit npc

didnt add anything interesting to the game

quests were long and teadious to do

required cheesing

only fun I had this wipe was roaming around woods fighting shit

cuz other maps had dogshit broken audio

or xinlao pei pei kung lao was on them

[pastel gull]

Tarkov could be so good.

But it is so.. Russian. not good.

[soft coral]

many games can be so good

[mighty grove]

Lol?

That's like saying Stalker 2 won't be so good because it's Ukrainian.

[soft coral]

what

its shit

and it just so happens that its devs are russians

[mighty grove]

I mean on the other hand

S2 is gonna be shit too imho

Just seeing all the shit they tried to pull up with NFTs

[frosty basalt]

Not to be a hater but I think so too

My expectations are low

[stark torrent]

Same, as much as i love stalker i will wait for reviews / streams before i buy it

[brittle sinew]

Yeah but BSG is run by Russians

[coarse stone]

i shanked a fully geared factory destroyer xD

[mighty grove]

And what does it matter

[mighty grove]

Imma try it myself

And if i don't like it imma flood the reviews like the rest of us

[terse pecan]

that's the smart move

no matter the reputation of a company or reputation of the game

pre-ordering games in 2023 is a bad idea

[soft coral]

peoples standards (mine included cuz im also part of the problem)
must be so low that we allow tarko to exist in such a state when you think about it

game has to be one of the most broken and unoptimised messes
and people just let it slide

but its ok guys its beta

[vivid dawn]

Im kinda happy i got that edge of darkness edition gifted

Because that game is not worth it

Tarkov Arena when

[soft coral]

It isnt

its too shit to be worth it

its only worth it when you spend 3k hours in and can plow through quests instantly and just play with whatever you like

[vivid dawn]

I missed this wipe start and tried playing around 2 weeks ago.I cant even cause my gear is to shit and sweeping legs with a Kedr til i got the good shit is just boring.

Akso sound is still shit.How is it that they cant fix that

I remember their roadmap from 2013 and now theres a new one

[soft coral]

as I said

Game simply bad

aint worth playing

[vivid dawn]

The concept itself is bad ass

[soft coral]

doesnt make up for everything else

[native crypt]

the game suffers from an issue that is common in "passion projects" it has a ton of feature creep but with no foundation

no real anticheat

no stability

they focus on too many unimportant things like adding the 20th type of ak instead of fixing core problems

pointing this out will get you banned at worst and ignored at best

i just wish the game was great, it could be but they dont have good direction/priorities

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-steamy-mood-woke-up-in-a-steamy-mood-fucking-shithole-i-live-in-a-shithole-gif-26014679

[soft coral]

.

[stark torrent]

yeah it's their ambitions tahts the biggest enemy rn

but honestly they want to mask the core issues with content because they cant fix most of them anyway , like desync and audio

[soft coral]

Yes

[real solstice]

So there's a concept of building up "debt" when programming.
Debt is sort of like the ever-building consequences of suboptimal programming and corner cutting that slowly makes adding new features harder and harder.
In terms of debt, Tarkov is kinda like Greece.

[soft coral]

in terma of debt Tarkov is like Americas student loans

[proper eagle]

Seems like therapist's stocks of copium are getting finished within 10 minutes of reset

[soft coral]

ye

[real solstice]

https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38
Imagine this but worse

[tacit flint]

[wintry ridge]

really enjoy this feature

having limited stocks so bots clear it out withint 20 seconds of restock and everyone else is FUCKED for an hour or two

[fallen cloak]

while i do generally agree with taht sentiment especially since companies are only getting more greedy and exploitative towards their customers there is a certain magic in playing a game blind and not knowing what to expect

[indigo acorn]

A week's worth of reviews or having a mate tell you if a new release is cringe or not is the way to go now

[strong hinge]

not expecting the turd makes it better?

[fallen cloak]

yea i know its not really feasible in a climate where games rarely deliver what they promise

[fallen cloak]

100%

are you tellin me you plan every shit youve ever taken?

you read reviews on the food that you eat to make sure youre getting the best shit possible?

at the end of the day i dont want to play the "best" game possible i want to play the game that is the most fun for me.
the two may coincide but they dont have to

thats not the point i was making though

[stark torrent]

i mean mike is right , had a lot of shit games lately so my natural expectations are not super high, as long as the game is playable and has replayabilty , the modders will take care of it sooner or later etc

i just wanna play a new good game tbf

havent purchased a single player game in ages

[stark torrent]

only ttvs

[soft coral]

Funny cuz streamers almost never have TTV in their name

[warped matrix]

welp inseq (no 2 in list) has)

https://www.twitch.tv/inseq

[soft coral]

[fallen cloak]

i recommend cyberpunk

plus you can prolly get it for like 20 bucks at this point

[strong hinge]

the witcher 3

[frosty basalt]

vanquish is pretty awesome arcade shooter

[urban dew]

slugs are so lethal

i hate dying in tarkov from important hemorraghia

because you will die in like 3 minutes or less

[stark torrent]

[white void]

I mean he's not wrong

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

youre just bad

[marble thicket]

shot 1 from 1 clearly missed

[soft coral]

he knows the spawns

[severe roost]

has better gaming computer

[vivid dawn]

Guy definetly was on the left all day long and didnt teleport while you shot him.Conclusion: Skill issue

[wraith wagon]

is bp or sp6 better?

[misty inlet]

bp

[wraith wagon]

where can i find whiskey and cola

[native crypt]

woods

there are a ton of food/drink spawns there

[brittle sinew]

BP is better, but SP6 is easier to get

[stark torrent]

they are mostly the same , BP is more consistent as it can be run in more types of guns + BP is more accurate at long ranges

PAB-9 is better than SP6 and a bit better than BP i think , that shit melts ppl close range.

[soft coral]

just spam sp6

imo sp6 has insane value for being placed on prapor 3

unless they changed it

yes it is expensive but it fucks

[stark torrent]

problem is , instead of lowering supply or shit, they nerfe the gun and the bullet

it now overheats after 2 mags

sp6 burns the most durability as well rn

[soft coral]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1599h9d/im_sorry_i_thought_i_was_playing_a_hardcore/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

I blinked what happened

[soft coral]

you wanna use guns in a game thats oriented around guns? NO HOW COULD YOU
go f yourself your gun jams on the 20th bullet lmao skill issue

and its not like you can play the slow playstyle where you sneak around and try to one tap someone
because either their helmet will eat it
or you cant hit him cuz people are running around at 300mph

[stark torrent]

literally max skill people run / jump faster than the subsonic bullet lmfao

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

at least thats what the server thinks anyway

[soft coral]

Which means you cant play slow and metodical and everything (which is a playstyle one can adopt and no its not ratting around)

you justget fucked if you dont run around everywhere

fun

realistic tactical shooter btw

Have you seen warface gameplay iedy? @stark torrent

tarkov is slowly becoming that

[stark torrent]

ye i played it

it was fun for what it was , at least it was free

but it worked for that game cause all shit was unlockable and u didnt lose anything if u died to stupid shit

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRKpO4OSHBY

in a couple of wipes the game will look like tihs

[brittle sinew]

Trying out Tarkov again before it wipes

Emphasis on trying

[soft coral]

kekw

[soft coral]

Funny how I thought my 260 hours in skyrim was a lot

boy was I wrong

[earnest timber]

Time better spent than beign on the menu/loading screen for 260 hours

[soft coral]

Yes

scrolling through menus feels like tarkov will explode at any moment

[earnest timber]

If only the stash menu were intuitive and matchmakings faster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTVP24wTSFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx5idcsLH0k

[soft coral]

tarkov would become one of the best games ever made if they hired this dude

[proper eagle]

get face shield
die to flechette in the ear

No walking audio

I love labs audio so much

[soft coral]

dont play labs

[brittle sinew]

Labs

[sharp relic]

next update they have plans similar to this

[soft coral]

SURELY

I trust they will be ableto implement it

[sharp relic]

i sense doubt lol i bet it gets delayed and they release the easy shit like vaulting and than find some dumb bunk us nikita excuse on why ui changes are delayed lmao

[earnest timber]

It's a well known fact that BSG doesn't 100% deliver on their promises

[sharp relic]

this guy gets it

[soft coral]

doubt?

no shit?

[sharp relic]

Lol

[vivid dawn]

The new roadmap is basicly an all out lie since the old one was also one

Im even considering to get the forbidden 3 letters to play Tarkov without cheaters I hope i dont get killed for mentioning that

[soft coral]

what the fk do people expect from a roadmap

I dont understand

you expect it to be like streets?

with buildings and shit

ITS A ROAD

[vivid dawn]

Is it a joke or do you really dont know what a roadmap is?

Its 22:36 thats why i cant see if you mean that serious or not

[soft coral]

idk i havent watcehd the streams or anything

a roadmap could also be recycled content from contract wars which was a map under a big highway

[vivid dawn]

Its just a shitty list of stuff they wanna add in a specific order with rough dates

[soft coral]

https://contractwars.fandom.com/wiki/Interchange

[vivid dawn]

Thats a roadmap

Thats shitty 2023 roadmap

[soft coral]

Aha

that type of "roadmap"

[sharp relic]

Smart ass

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/volume-gif-21079152

novice speaking

[marble thicket]

[low raven]

LMAO

racist

[rain crown]

"vaulting" would be fucking funny if there'd be a 1% chance to fall over accidently and plant your face in the ground

and if its a hard ground you take a little damage to the head

[wintry ridge]

players in raid to 60

what the hell

this is gonna fuck up so many matches

on god

gotta kill 59 other timmies to get bronze pocket watch

repeat every raid until the quest is turned in

[mellow sonnet]

60 players for full streets

[wraith wagon]

if you read a little bit more

60 players and scavs

total

probably gonna be a small pmc increase and more scavs

[stark torrent]

the chances of getting a full lobby in Tarkov is minimal

right now you can have what , 16 or 18 PMCs on Streets but i dont think you will ever see that full

[soft coral]

-20 fps

[vivid dawn]

Optimisation is usualy done when a game ends alpha phase

[sharp relic]

Games completely playable once you learn you can max everything and have the smoothest 30 fps of life till they do some better optimizations

[soft coral]

a thing I've noticed is how everyone wants wipe
but when wipe comes everyone loses their shit cuz the servers shit themselves and nothing works

[proper eagle]

what up

[earnest timber]

Everyone wants wipe but do not want to deal with server issues like...

You collectively overloading the servers

yeah you're gonna have issues

[proper eagle]

no shit hah

the servers are already the bottom most tier nodes from vultr, $5 a month and they host an entire region on that

[wraith wagon]

first time i go into raid with a slick

[stark torrent]

19 second moment

[earnest timber]

Let me guess, factory?

[wraith wagon]

labs

[earnest timber]

oof

[soft coral]

19 seconds?
thats a bit too much there

[marble thicket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCrxzkvBrBs

[north lagoon]

Hey I’m kinda new to Tarkov, any tips I should know before I get back into it?

[soft coral]

Uninstalll now

and go play something better

[terse pecan]

this

[soft coral]

[brittle sinew]

Not really, next wipe will change many things

So you can't really prepare for it, except for the basics

[earnest timber]

I'm so curious about the armor, recoil rework and the new weapon mounting on cover system

Will be a total game changer

[upper crescent]

Just play, nothing matters right now, wipe is in a month

just learn by playing

[brittle sinew]

I'm more interested in the loot randomization too

That sounds like it's gonna be interesting, gonna give a reason to actually explore the ins and outs of the maps

[earnest timber]

loose loot should be randomised aswell

not just containers

and make some AI wander around the map, not just a few spots

[soft coral]

every wipe changes lots of stuff

and introduces new bugs or exploits you have to learn to live with

and suffer through

[sharp relic]

this guy yipps to much 💔

[soft coral]

aha

[soft coral]

it's almost as if I've played the game and i've been through all the dogshit that it has to offer

[frosty basalt]

Ignore questing just learn the maps

Learn PvP spots and loot spawns and exfils

One wipe drops

You can do all the quests you want but unless you’re on EoD getting level 2 traders from now to wipe would be an exhausting amount of work

[upper crescent]

I've been playing since .4/.5 and the game has definitely been in much much worse states

[soft coral]

the dolphin dive era

[uncut coral]

Game itself is good, they should just take priority in improving a few things. Such as; que times, hideout ui, stash ui, bugfixing, optimization, servers, desync & netcode, loot balance, aspects of gunplay, skill system, questing, ammo balance, AI, armor system, drug system, cheating issues, RMT, optics, audio, attachment viability, cull the rng..

[soft coral]

[north lagoon]

Do certain areas have more of certain items? Or is everything randomized?

[upper crescent]

There are certain places, like the back of Goshan on Interchange that spawns a lot of tools

[earnest timber]

Basically fix the entire game

[terse pecan]

yeah

"oh yeah the game itself is good they just need to fix every aspect of it"

[earnest timber]

Still better than Battlefield 2042

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[terse pecan]

2042 is probably way fun then tarkov

[earnest timber]

Tarkov could be fun too but every single slavic game has to be miserable

[terse pecan]

Yes

[earnest timber]

Like we get it, eastern europe bad

but don't reflect that on the game design

[terse pecan]

Dying Light had a really weird Turkish accent

[earnest timber]

Dying Light is just Turkey simulator

[terse pecan]

not at all

Harran has dirt houses

it doesn't have skyscrapers

[upper crescent]

but the point of the game is to suffer just like in real life

[terse pecan]

that's what they mean by realistic gameplay

[uncut coral]

that was the joke but yeah

seriously like, at least hire more devs to help make the out-of-raid experience less frustrating and time-consuming

[earnest timber]

For real, the menu consume a quarter of my life lmao

[native crypt]

learn all the maps sure but most quests are on customs,reserve, and shoreline

learn woods for infinite money

[earnest timber]

Would like to see some actual story quest at one point

[uncut coral]

ye its even worse when you’ve been getting headeye fucked many raids in a row

[earnest timber]

Hideout UI could use an overhaul too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTVP24wTSFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx5idcsLH0k

I'm not sure if BSG is aware of these videos

'cause they're GENUINELY much better UI designs

[terse pecan]

do you think bsg cares

[earnest timber]

I mean they acknowledged tarkin's existence in the last TarkovTV stream

[terse pecan]

hopefully they do care

[uncut coral]

thing is no-one wants to move to russia to develop for BSG, since thats what they apparently require

[earnest timber]

The game development is limited by their shitty company policies

[uncut coral]

..and Nikitas great vision

[rich venture]

How does tarkin even do all of that

Is he a modder or a Dev

[earnest timber]

Modded Emutarkov and Blender

[rich venture]

I thought he used blender

[real solstice]

It's ok guys
We got PKM teaser 👍

[strong hinge]

tarkov has been saved

[real solstice]

On demand fast-swap to secondary it seems

Recoil rework tease

AK-12

And new PM family animations (I think because these ones don't have nauseating amounts of camera movement)

New rat blasters, the SVT-40 and AVT-40

And sawed off double barrel

Kinda wish they redid the AR-15 platform animations before the PMs because way more people use those and they have awful camera movement

I haven't played in a while

Is the netcode actually better now?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1131270770077749278/PKM.mp4

This thing is gonna be a fucking nightmare

Embed or I'm gonna nade myself irl

[proper eagle]

Copium chat

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[real solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1131270770077749278/PKM.mp4

2nd try

ok now I actually have to kill myself

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[real solstice]

https://youtu.be/nw18QXP7K9A
fine a youtube video

[wintry ridge]

Man this whole Tarkov ARG event is meh

[mighty grove]

Eastern Europe is better than Western Europe

We get quick population control events here and there

[earnest timber]

Oh yeah, i noticed that lol

[mighty grove]

[rich venture]

Nah what ? The PM is obviously way more important in tarkov

[strong hinge]

i doubt more than 100 people used the pm actively, im not counting scav spawns

[bleak drift]

could someone please translate a voice line from tarkov from russian to english for me?

[mighty grove]

Which

[earnest timber]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oW8UO3KR_QPkHt2lb8lI0L0exDyRpf-s4m9KTu3i7-8/edit#gid=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_cpr0WeinY

[soft coral]

basically bunch of swear words

[proper eagle]

First to the dealer then to the bitches

When they say the first line I don't get if they say шак or чак борегом

[rugged stump]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/15cff05/5775_fps_with_a_fucking_4080_13700k_are_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

[marble thicket]

Those settings got me fucked up

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov if the devs knew how to optimize their game

[proper eagle]

Tarkov devs if they didn't keep adding garbage to their browser game code

[strong hinge]

really trying to rival yandere simulator in spaghetti code

[obtuse thistle]

tarkov is just animal crossing but you are russian

xcept cute animal villagers are scavs

[terse pecan]

animal crossing has better optimization and less bugs

[brittle sinew]

huffs copium But hey at least we get new guns

[proper eagle]

Cute scavs

Cute scav moan when you pump their legs full of 7mm buckshot

[wintry ridge]

anyone doing the new tasks?

[soft coral]

I ain't even playing the game

[wintry ridge]

I saw the task and it makes lightkeeper kinda more accessible

imma get to that point and see if its good

[soft coral]

ah yes

THE CLASSIC

make everything accessible at the end of wipe

classic bsg

[wintry ridge]

yeah

its the "give the peasants a taste of luxury so they wanna be rich"

end people end up grinding to lightkeeper because the boosted the spawns over there

like 6 bitcoins in a run apparently

dummythicc loot

[soft coral]

its retarded

dumbest shit ever

when half the playerbase aint even playing

cuz most people dont go for kappa or late game quests

the insanely hard ones

nobody is gonna play for lightkeeper at the end of wipe

everyone is running around kitted out like the pentagon

fk no

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[soft coral]

What cope

when its just the facts

what

bsg are good at doing such things

they make shit insanely hard in the beginning knowing only sweats will tryhard for them
and the casual playerbase wont even reach half the content (as they did with lightkeeper )
and at the end of wipe when players are dwindling and less people are playing cuz it's only sweats running around and gunning everyone down like a meat grinder they make events and give us free unlocks and shit like that in the hope to get some players to stay
because they're dogshit and making good content so they recycle

its as simple as that

theyve done it now and theyve done it in the past

cope =/= stating facts

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ok

retards

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guy takes this so serious lol

[proper eagle]

taking malding to a new level

[soft coral]

I ain't even playing the game dumbass

you actually brainless or what

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facts

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