💣tarkov-released

[obtuse thistle]

Ok this weapon cant possibly be good

Stop lying

[soft coral]

ok now we're ready

[proud sonnet]

you re going woods ?

[soft coral]

where else

its the only decent map

that doesnt have broken audio

[vivid dawn]

Proving the point with sniping (sarcasm)

[proud sonnet]

i was going in naked, just handgun

if u see a masked timmy with pistol, pls dont shoot xD

[soft coral]

at this point I'm not doing any quests because I can't be bothered

all of them are shit and take long time to complete

so I'm just playing woods and having fun

could complete this quest

[soft coral]

it's not

that's the fun part

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1098700852434321479/stashrunner.mp4

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent Go

[brittle sinew]

Man what are those goggles

Tusken raider looking ass

[soft coral]

I like them

leave me alone

[raven burrow]

umm, so I found this in a safe today

wish I found it before getting it from lightkeeper but it's still cool I guess

[soft coral]

it spawns in safes

since when

[raven burrow]

no clue

I know people have found in dufflebags

[soft coral]

interesting

lightkeeper is dogshit anyway

[nimble mortar]

hmm, audio problems. only map where that's been like a plague for me is my beloved interchange. audio on Woods, Customs, most of Streets, and Lighthouse have had pretty decent audio

[soft coral]

interchange audio is not done yes

yet*

thats why its bad

[nimble mortar]

Reserve is kinda bad too, ngl

at least in the bunker area

[soft coral]

ye

[soft coral]

here is a difference between green and red lazer

one is barely visible in day light

[nimble mortar]

i use the blue one for a reason

blue is rare in nature

blue is MY dot, yo

[soft coral]

blue and red are very very visible

green you can run permanently on woods

and nobody will ever notice it

[brittle sinew]

What does the guy even do?

[nimble mortar]

rob the community of trillions of ruble

[brittle sinew]

What does he sell?

[terse pecan]

nothing

he only gives quests

doesn't sell anything

[brittle sinew]

Then how can he "rob the community of trillions of ruble" ?

[terse pecan]

his quests are pretty hard and require rare things

[brittle sinew]

He has quests? Cool

[terse pecan]

like labs locked quests

[brittle sinew]

What kind of quests

[terse pecan]

he only gives recipes

[terse pecan]

killing and bringing i think

nothing big yet

[brittle sinew]

Alright cool

I assume you get these quests in person and you turn them in at his place

[terse pecan]

i guess so

[brittle sinew]

You haven't done them yourself?

[terse pecan]

how

could i do them myself

[brittle sinew]

I assume you can, given how much you know

[terse pecan]

wiki got all the quests and rewards bro

[soft coral]

nothing...

[brittle sinew]

That's true

[soft coral]

he sells nothing

hes not a trader

[brittle sinew]

"Trader"

Doesn't trade

[soft coral]

they lied

[brittle sinew]

what a "trader"

[soft coral]

They literally lied

[terse pecan]

he's just an npc that you take quests from

[soft coral]

he only gives you VPX virtexes and stuff like that

and those magazines with recipies

that's IT

this is why I say he is useless content

and hes shit

[nimble mortar]

we should go shoot him

for robbing us of trillions of ruble

[brittle sinew]

Magazines with recipes?

[soft coral]

the books

that allow you to craft ledx or thermal or some shit

[nimble mortar]

ah, did they take FLIR craft off of workbench 3 as a native craft?

I have reason to go fuck with LK them

then*

[soft coral]

they did.

wdym

just barter for them flirs

theyre not that expensive

[nimble mortar]

I like finding items, and crafting them that way. spent almost nothing on my shooting range level 2 cuz I scavenged everything else

huh, i guess jumping through a bullet gives you anti collision detection for it.

either that or the dude was hacking.

center of mass shot at the zenith of their jump on class 3 armor with AP-M, btw

[soft coral]

gn

[nimble mortar]

AHAHAHAHA, but i just completed tarkov shooter pt 3 with an ambush of a juiced out PMC LOL

both of his friends magdumped me tho.

[nimble mortar]

like i am surprised that therapist could get me back on my feet. there was not much left.

[nimble mortar]

dropped sanitar and one of his guards. thought I could get away. LOL nope

the other guard found me as I was running away

can't do anything cool in this game, i sware

[nimble mortar]

Resort audio is unplayable. wow.

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lYEN1axolc

indeed

[soft coral]

we lost him

its over

[strong hinge]

he is free

no more tarkov

you will play tarkov alone until i buy it next month probably

[fallen cloak]

factually incorrect mordhau is impossible to get into at this point

unless you like being schooled for like a year

[strong hinge]

so just like tarkov?

[fallen cloak]

na because tarkov lets you play the game without ever interacting with anyoje

and imo game mechanics for games like mordhau and chivalry are a lot more outlandish and hard to learn than an fps

in games like mordhau pvp is the main focus of the game, in tarkov it isnt.

even though some ppl will have you believe otherwise

[stark torrent]

Only play casual and fuck around

Ranked in Mordhau is as u expect

fucking cesspool of toxicity

Kill someone by feint - Called the N word
Kill someone with Morphs - Called N word
Kill using War Axe - Called N word
Kill using 1 hand weapons - Called the N word
Use bows - Called the N word

[obtuse thistle]

Guy onetaps you with mosin - new friend request

[fallen cloak]

chiv 2 is fun

[marble thicket]

what are your specs?

[strong hinge]

16 gb ram, amd ryzen 5 5600 processor, radeon rx 6700 xt

[strong hinge]

.

[marble thicket]

you'll be fine then

[fallen cloak]

how do we have the exact same specs

[strong hinge]

i am actively copying you

soon i will replace you

and live in a better country

[fallen cloak]

i dont blame you

im that perfect

[stark torrent]

Literally half this server has the 5600

It was that good value

[glacial stag]

any 2600 gamers peepohappy

[stark torrent]

Played too much kekhau to get used to the floaty chiv combat but their maps and gamemodes are so much more interactive

[soft coral]

I got some chips mang

Ruffles with ketchup

les go

[fallen cloak]

chiv 2 isnt that floaty imo

but its been a while since ive played mordhau so i dont have the comparison fresh in my mind

[soft coral]

?

[obtuse thistle]

When they send you a friend request to call you names

After you killed them

Should have been more clear

[soft coral]

you said guy one taps YOU with a mosin

so I assumed he killed you

[obtuse thistle]

Yeah I figured later what I wrote

[earnest timber]

Likewise

[soft coral]

@stark torrent no playing today?

[marble thicket]

🦗

[soft coral]

haha peasant

[glacial stag]

peeposad

[soft coral]

jk

I used to have it

it served its time well

I loved that thing

[vapid tartan]

Has anyone been running into cheaters recently, or is it hard to tell with the recoil buff?

[true idol]

i mean its not uncommon not run into at least 1 cheater per raid tbh

[vapid tartan]

I was just curious if it has gotten any better in the last month since BSG said they were cracking down on cheaters

[nimble mortar]

I mean, yes and no. BSG's individual attempts at reigning in hackers will be like playing a losing game of whack-a-mole and wil lbe imperceptible to the playerbase. Rather, the waves of people cheating wax and wane with each new iteration of Battleye anti cheat.

its DIALECTICS.

[marble thicket]

have not seen any in over 2 months apart from 1 sus kill

[stark torrent]

I mean of you play enough you run into sus stuff , i ran into 3 cheaters last week , 1 got banned from the message i got

He was the usual pm pistol rage hacker on factory

[uncut coral]

5600 gang

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg0RdhFnTd0

I want this

[nimble mortar]

that's a fat gun

not quite the 4 bore elephant gun tho

[left star]

lol

[nimble mortar]

also praise the omnissiah. that is all

[left star]

hehhe praise indeed

[nimble mortar]

and i just ran into a terminator scav. joy.

probably my biggest complaint of BSG's concept of difficulty. They are in 2008 a lot of the time in 2023 =/

[proud sonnet]

anyone up for some runs? lvl 4 timmy learning woods, EU

[soft coral]

[proud sonnet]

[low raven]

An other one lost to Nikitas wrath

[white void]

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

[soft coral]

it's over for him

[proud sonnet]

w..why? what?!

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

Tarkovd

[white void]

[proud sonnet]

[soft coral]

?

what

[fallen cloak]

bell curve type beat

below average player: stats dont matter
average player: stats matter
above average player:stats dont matter

[soft coral]

bro

they dont

wtf is he on about

[fallen cloak]

its a meme format

[soft coral]

not you

him

its literally a thing people do

[fallen cloak]

hes coping

[soft coral]

inflate or deflate stats

[fallen cloak]

obviously

[soft coral]

I can play factory all day

with insane kits

and farm timmies

and get like a 10 KD

does that make me better at the game?

fk no

[fallen cloak]

i dont think your stats would go up by spamming factory

but i get ur example

[soft coral]

you can inflate them easily with PMC and scav kills

same with SR

stats may be an OK-ish guideline

to base how good someone is

but they dont 100% represent a player's skillset

[fallen cloak]

not without context anyway

[soft coral]

exactly

which there isnt any

because its just numbers

me and iedy have 60/70-ish survival rate

does that make us PVP gods that win every encounter?

fk no

we're average at the game

but you wouldn't be able to tell that from simply numbers

would you

[fallen cloak]

ofc not

it can be fun to compare but some ppl take it too srs

[soft coral]

EXACTLY

[strong hinge]

Li Juan Pei's kd of 50 is fair doe

[fallen cloak]

its also decent for self reflection because you know the context of your stats so you can use them to compare to past you

[soft coral]

alex youre just bad
peipei knows the spawns

[strong hinge]

he is just really good at the game

[soft coral]

he is

[strong hinge]

played since release

[soft coral]

he just rushes spawns

obviously

[fallen cloak]

also you didnt shower so he smelled you

[strong hinge]

he makes new accounts constantly for the challenge trust me

[soft coral]

I farted when I entered the bush

[proud sonnet]

anyone for woods ? im scared to go in alone anymore, cant hear the bushwookies

[stark torrent]

just become one

be the one that shoots from the bush , not get shot from the bush

[proud sonnet]

i cant become shit, im lvl 4

[soft coral]

can you buy a mosin?

ammo

and headphones?

@proud sonnet

[proud sonnet]

uh, yes

[terse pecan]

if you're level 4 then you should become a vietcong soldier

[soft coral]

that's all you need

[proud sonnet]

right

[soft coral]

yes.

[proud sonnet]

im going in

[soft coral]

you loose barely anything

and you have everything to gain

[proud sonnet]

true that, and i also train my inexistent aim

[soft coral]

that too

[proud sonnet]

gonna wait a bit tho, time phase is not gud

[proud sonnet]

not bad

5 scav kills and full on loot

[proud sonnet]

best advice ever

[soft coral]

I have a few hours of experience on woods

[proud sonnet]

lol someone actually used m80 ammo on me, a naked timmy xDDD

[plain sedge]

None

[proud sonnet]

found a labs access key card on a scav

should i sell to trader or keep it

[soft coral]

id say sell

[soft coral]

@stark torrent new way of doing the dictionary

quickly scan for words
choose 2/3 per page
get them all done
read the book after

I feel like I discovered gravity

[stark torrent]

Actual not a skill issue

[soft coral]

fk reading the entire thing

I can google the plot

and be done with the words in half the time

already done with 100 words \

in like 40 minutes

this method BUSSIN

[nimble mortar]

keep the first two access cards you get. Jager has a quest that requires two found in raid access cards.

sell or use after those two, tho

[marble thicket]

I lived bitch

[low raven]

we got an update on the wipe?

[terse pecan]

i remember somebody saying like in a few months or something

[low raven]

Yeah same, it was in beef bags why I asked xd

[quaint hull]

wish me luck

[uncut coral]

old

[nimble mortar]

who gave the scavs AP-M? that's about as dumb as givign them M61

[stark torrent]

2 wipes ago vpo hunter scavs could get m61

[nimble mortar]

I remember

[stark torrent]

I remember getting tapped through slick by one

[nimble mortar]

zabralo in my case, but same. shit sucked

[stark torrent]

The pain....

[nimble mortar]

this game seems to try to hurt its players lol

[stark torrent]

Rn the most dangerous scavs are the magnum fuckshot, m856a1 and apm scavs

Early wipe , 7.62 sks and Akm with PS are terminators

[uncut coral]

drum akm pscav still fucks mid wipe

[nimble mortar]

magnum buckshot is so scary... when I am not using it

I somehow draw a halo around a person's head at 15 or so meters with magbuck

its weird.

[soft coral]

If a scav got 855 thats also decent money

they go for 300 per shot on flea

[soft coral]

Probably gonna be done with the dicionary in a few weeks

gonna take me like 4 days for the words and maybe a week for the meaning and translatuon

[nimble mortar]

that is a task, writing part of a dictionary

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUVoxH2Yr7k&t=30s

hehe metal and plastic hold boolet together

[jolly cove]

how did that raid go

[soft coral]

imagine buying the t-7

[nimble mortar]

i'd rather a FLIR

[soft coral]

Ye

[stark torrent]

sure, we have a variety of FLIRs

[nimble mortar]

mmmm, sexy FLIRs

[stark torrent]

woods is full of thermals at sawmill

you step into sawmill , everyone can see your underwear and ip adress

exploded

[nimble mortar]

man, two terminator scavs in a row. fuck me.

[low raven]

Ran into a scav with an akm and BP

Killed me faster than the cultists I met the other day

[fresh shore]

This M4 build is one of my favorites looks wise

[soft coral]

wheres the grip tho

you need a grip son

[fresh shore]

I don’t have jager LL3 yet

mostly cause I despise him & his evil quests

and like no one sells the rails on the flea cause they’re only for that hand guard

[soft coral]

then use a different guard

[brittle sinew]

Looks pretty good without a grip

[soft coral]

with the new recoil changes its fine

[brittle sinew]

I'd pick another pistol grip though

[soft coral]

before that it would be virtually unusable

kekw

[brittle sinew]

Doesn't matter either way

He said "looks wise"

[brittle sinew]

MOE for example

[soft coral]

looks wise yes its bussin

performance wise its shit

[brittle sinew]

It's alright if you ask me

[soft coral]

usable if you tap fire

with the latest recoil change its okay

[brittle sinew]

It's gonna be nice on an ADAR

[brittle sinew]

New recoil change?

[soft coral]

yes

-15% recoil on all guns

[brittle sinew]

When?

[soft coral]

dont remember

a week ago or so

[brittle sinew]

Guess

Alright

That's cool

Did they fix first shot recoil?

[soft coral]

no.

get real

guns are lasers now so first shot is almost unnoticable

its still there on m4 and HK tho

its why I dont like em

mutant and rd704 for life

[fresh shore]

Performs ok

It’s no meta laser but it gets the job done

[soft coral]

shit compared to the meta stuff I mean

otherwise yes its perfectly usable

[fresh shore]

I don’t really like running meta tbh

[soft coral]

with the recent changes its stupidly expensive

a meta m4 is like 400k now

not worht it

I'll give you a hint fellers

[fresh shore]

Lord

[soft coral]

Switch to 5.45 and 7.62x39

just trust

switch to rd704

[fresh shore]

I love the krink

[soft coral]

krinkov is good cuz of the hidden stats

but it became expensive on the flea

(obviously)

[fresh shore]

It’s only my 2nd wipe though so I haven’t tried everything yet

[soft coral]

you'll get there ❤️

don't give up

stay strong

[fresh shore]

I’m doing better each wipe

[soft coral]

good

gj

[fresh shore]

My best raid this wipe was with the MP5SD

[soft coral]

mp5 is okay if you aim head

[fresh shore]

True

but also I killed a gang of Timmys I kinda felt bad

One was level 1😓

[soft coral]

what level you atr

[fresh shore]

22 rn I think

[soft coral]

youre fine

[fresh shore]

I’ve been busy with class so I can’t play as much

[stark torrent]

ScarL

M4 is rly expensive full meta rn just to get 1 tapped by ChiLongQua65 through walls

556 just use scarL or ak 101

Ak 101 is disgusting

[fresh shore]

I’ve never really been bad tbh

I play a lot of shooters so I have enough knowledge to play well

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

the girl I'm talking to studies russian

I told her I know von on cyka

she laughed

you cant make this shit up

I play a russian game and start talking to woman who studies russian

[fallen cloak]

but what does it mean

ask her if you can von on her cyka

[soft coral]

it means "there he is the bitch"

cyka means bitch

not pussy

[fallen cloak]

thats okay

[fresh shore]

That might end horribly

[soft coral]

LMAO

I think she's interested

sort of

[fallen cloak]

ivan rizzkov?

but are you even 6ft

[soft coral]

shes taller than me

I straight up told her I like tall women

[fallen cloak]

uppies?

[soft coral]

surprised she doesnt mind

[soft coral]

indeed

[fallen cloak]

i am a tall woman ivan

[soft coral]

oh

Mike I'm already taken

sorry

[fresh shore]

Russian seems cool to study

there are some bomb ass Russian authors

[fallen cloak]

what

when

who

[fresh shore]

Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Nabakov, Strugatsky

All very good

[obtuse thistle]

I recommend Bulgakov too

[fresh shore]

Noted

[fallen cloak]

ive heard of dosto

reading books is one of the things that i dont do all that much

[fresh shore]

I try to do it often

But I’m going into English so

[quaint hull]

Killed 2 dudes not using these for a while now

[stark torrent]

what the fuck have u done to the gun

[soft coral]

oh na

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9VtzqzD2U

[soft coral]

THIS IS WHAT I"M SAYING

I love this game

@stark torrent alo bushman

when bush fapping

[stark torrent]

idk im not in the mood for tarkov for a while

maybe when an event drops or smth

[soft coral]

same

there we go

we hit the burnout phase

we did it

[stark torrent]

insane development

[soft coral]

the biggest game of piece

[nimble mortar]

the alphabet is wild tho. I tried doing some Russian a bit ago, and decided I am better off atm focusing on Spanish lol.

[soft coral]

want a jumpsare?

Щ
Ь
Ю

[nimble mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/nekopara-anime-shocked-surprised-terrified-gif-16190003

[soft coral]

heart attack

[nimble mortar]

-ded-

[soft coral]

ДеД

hehehehhe

[nimble mortar]

Cyrillic scurry. But eventually i'll get a mastery of it. Just, Spanish first. American and all, supes useful to speak the other language of my land.

[fresh shore]

True

[marble thicket]

zz

[stark torrent]

players : We are tired of campers , BSG do smth about it

BSG : Adds KS23 with best ammo to scavs for the extra salt

[marble thicket]

players can cope

[stark torrent]

They cant , they cry all over, meanwhile scav enjoyers

mosin to hero

tigz : camps in a corner eating for 25 mins on LABS so he gets a dead raid.

literally moves and dies to another 25 minute camper in the corner

👍

[quaint hull]

https://youtu.be/tqQt9bPaWnU

mf had god mode enabled

[nimble mortar]

that was wild to watch

[stark torrent]

1:31

i think that is massive desync , some shots just dont register

cool game

[nimble mortar]

yeah, this wipe has had issues with bullets just vanishing

also odd damage values on bullets occasionally'

Like i shot an unarmored scav a couple months back with a mosin, LPS rounds. it took two torso shots, totaling 86 damage, to kill that scav.

Game's weird.

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1100150817161490502/SSDT_Sabaton-_Race_To_The_Sea.mp4

[stark torrent]

some scavs have 95 torso xD

[soft coral]

бро

my professor is like 160

and that mf has a girl who plays games and plays guitar

if he can do it

so can I

so

I'm looking through the teachers list

they have pictures and everything

I saw a couple of my teachers I love them they're amazing

saw the Latin bitch Witch from the other department

and then I see

I saw her on shoreline the other day @stark torrent

[soft coral]

also

during first year

they assigned us in one of the classes the fucking Vice-rector

aloOOO?!?!

anyway gn

[soft coral]

16 only?

[stark torrent]

dude i get kill 10 pmcs with left/ right arm shots with bolties for 8k xp and ACOG Rear Sight

and this guy gets this

[nimble mortar]

RNGesus, man

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/12y0l2z/all_greens_glitched_out_of_existance_does_this/ @soft coral

my man got the bush vision lol

he won at tarkov

[obtuse thistle]

I had a dream I killed 6 people in woods

Then I woke up..

[soft coral]

da

Kill reshala with pistol 5 times while jumping during midnight

reward: sprats and vodka

[nimble mortar]

welp, i reported a dude in resort and he got banned for hacking.

yaaay. ??

[soft coral]

my honest reaction to pei pei

[brittle sinew]

Yooo that's sick man

[soft coral]

it's over

well gg boys it was a fun wipe

onto other games ❤️

[stark torrent]

pretty sure tarkov servers are dead rn

[soft coral]

oh idk

i havent launched the game in a week

[uncut coral]

almost a month..

slowly regaining my sanity

[strong hinge]

he is getting better

im so proud of you

[soft coral]

I escaped

[nimble mortar]

Man, watching a video on California gun laws has me convinced that Americans are mega cucks when it comes to their guns

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[soft coral]

new code

only in launcher

[fallen cloak]

what does it to

[soft coral]

idk

launch nukes.

it was in the university bathrooms

must be important

[fallen cloak]

lets fucking go

[soft coral]

delete the channel until next wipe

[strong hinge]

[quaint hull]

woods/night

[soft coral]

waht in the fuck

why the QD supressor brah OH HELL NAW

whoever used this needs to go to jail

[stark torrent]

FLIR with minus 10 ergo interesting build

also ofc he finds a mjolnir flir

i never find it

in all my raids

with shturman chance to 32% , woods is gonna be insane at night , full thermie

[soft coral]

thermite

lol

[stark torrent]

do 1 raid in factory
magdump a timmy with 5.45 BT
1 taps me with glock
enough tarkov for now

[soft coral]

enough tarkov until next wipe

[stoic epoch]

fellow SPT enjoyer?

[glacial stag]

Nah, hes just good

[quaint hull]

hey leave me alone

[low raven]

Bro what is that durability

Change the receiver bro please

[quaint hull]

boutta sell it tbh shit broke

[low raven]

Bro just take the parts off and buy a new stripped gun and out the parts on that

Its rather shrimple

[quaint hull]

that's what I was gonna do

[nimble mortar]

Man, the raiders in the command room in reserve are either dead or non existant

[nimble mortar]

makes me sad

[stark torrent]

@strong hinge @soft coral

china number one

we did it

he is gone

on his way to buy another account with the leftover change from his dinner

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVEWaT3sKgc

we're back to the same old cancer

Yeeeey...

[stark torrent]

i found this part and sold it to mechanic 🙂

its 150k now

nice

but yeah basically jailbreak m4 but legit

we did it

cancer achieved

[soft coral]

lovely

[nimble mortar]

5.56 king i guess

[soft coral]

5.56 cringe I guess

[nimble mortar]

ive enjoyed 5.56 since it was shit 2 wipes ago, so I am okay with the buffs generally. This tho, just a bit way too much ><

[soft coral]

exactly

[uncut coral]

hk & m4 was fine before the 15% vert reduce..

[stark torrent]

yeah i think only some guns should have been buffed, right now m4 is so good , u can hipfire ppl from 40m and still kill them

[vapid zephyr]

I haven't bought tarkow

and im happy

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-patrick-bateman-smoking-smoking-pic-smoking-cigar-cigar-gif-25808684

[low raven]

You probably still need to dum a 30 rounder per person with mid aim tho

Or be a chad and hit heads

Or hit killa with snb through the visor

With a stock mosin

Good times, I miss the game

[quaint hull]

factory is the wave rn

[earnest timber]

Im not gonna sugarcoat it

KS-23 + Zvezda flashbang round

[soft coral]

?

sugarcoat what

you just said the name

[nimble mortar]

hey, that's fine. a mag a man is just fine.

[soft coral]

with 5.56 + tier 5 + amazing hit reg

its over 10 shots

I love it

[umbral kite]

Just wait until they buff recoil again, Then the AKS74U is going to be the meta again

[stark torrent]

74ub is meta already , thing stands still

[nimble mortar]

Okay, so I am not the only one who has seen bullets just kinda vanish into a person without doing damage?

[crystal musk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g8_tbof0FbU?feature=share

[stark torrent]

yeah hard desync , when their server hamster is dying especially

[soft coral]

Its already meta

[umbral kite]

Like early tarkov meta or just good?

[obtuse thistle]

Another dream where I killed a fuckton of people in this map that was basically a skyline, but the extraction was bugged so we couldnt exctract

[soft coral]

Its insanely good bro

its meta in general

its a laser

[umbral kite]

Idk I haven't played live tarkov for like 4 wipes ago I believe

I been playing spt tarkov

[soft coral]

Early tarkov meta is only UMPs
mosins and thats about 8t

oh

nvm then

[umbral kite]

Yee

[soft coral]

Theres no meta in spt anyway

[nimble mortar]

arugh. here is to hoping the new netcode they are bragging about is half as good as they say, as it will be twice as good as what we got nowe

[stark torrent]

haha maybe in a few years, knowing bsg until they get it fully working we gonna have a lot of trial and error

dont expect miracles

[nimble mortar]

I expect pain.

[earnest timber]

Interesting, there's an unused raid start music for Tarkov

[soft coral]

it literally says arena

and you say raid

????????

what

[uncut coral]

pretty dope tbf

[earnest timber]

Despite the filename it's included in the base game, there's also "arena_failed" and "arena_complete" which is what you hear after every raid

BSG just named it like that

[tacit cargo]

I fucking hate tarkov

I think we all hate tarkov

So why are we still playing it

[white void]

Purple kit in tarkov when?

[marble thicket]

cause i like it

[tacit cargo]

stop lying to yourself

you hate it too

i know you do

[marble thicket]

cope

[tacit cargo]

i have 650h in THIS SHITTY GAME

[marble thicket]

and i have 3k

[tacit cargo]

truly the pinnacle of gaming

[marble thicket]

sorry 'bout the skill issue

[obtuse thistle]

Oh my what is wrong with that ak

[soft coral]

Bro chill

[strong hinge]

then fucking quit bro

[soft coral]

ye

actual bozo

[obtuse thistle]

Why you heff to b mad

[crystal musk]

The kit behind the extract camp(for anyone with a life let me explain, in the hit game franchise five nights at freddy's, there is a character refered to as the purple guy, but he also gets refered to as "the man behind the slaughter", thus the joke being a reference to the hit game franchise five nights at freddy's )

[white void]

Real

[obtuse thistle]

time to get back at the game

[soft coral]

oh no

[obtuse thistle]

yeah I stopped playing at 2k exp from lv15 idk why

I just took a break

idk what to do now tbf

[stark torrent]

Good taking breaks from kekcov makes it enjoyable again

Even for brief moment

Do not force urself to play any game

U are not a streamer u are not paid to play it

Even they got tired of the game , u can see how miserable they are trying to play tarkov 8h everyday

[soft coral]

open the game only to check hideout
error in loading screen
error when you open hideout
error when you click on a module
error when you finish a craft

TUZ GURA MATTIII MORTIII MATIIIIIIIIIIIII

[obtuse thistle]

Morti matiii e muort e mammt

[soft coral]

ME

[terse pecan]

fend off FBI agent with tarkov

[proud plaza]

real

[marble thicket]

borgar

[white void]

Borgar

[nimble mortar]

Borgar King... Hmmmm....

[ashen citrus]

how to install solo mod????

[nimble mortar]

download the auto installer from the SPT site and follow directions. its super ez

[ashen citrus]

ok ty

is there a vid t show or no

[nimble mortar]

i think on youtube somewhere. but its all automatic

[ashen citrus]

well that was easy

[soft coral]

Was it good

[nimble mortar]

YESSSS
level 33

Ruble FLIR purchase unlocked

It is time, to go hunting on Shoreline at night. AHAHAHA

[soft coral]

He did it

[nimble mortar]

i beat Tarkov as far as I am concerned

level 33 is my goal each wipe. Gives access to the optics I like most

[soft coral]

Pov: shoreline

nothing

but grass

[strong hinge]

ah yes, woods

[soft coral]

or that

[brittle sinew]

Ivan goes outside for the first time in his life

[soft coral]

no

thats the 3rd

[stark torrent]

pov : proned for 35 minutes on sniper rock but the map is dead

[soft coral]

I see the sawnmil

tan ulach

right side of gray

[obtuse thistle]

X days without tarkov and the boys start to have reality vs fantasy issues

[soft coral]

DA.

not

[nimble mortar]

hah, so i got obliterated in interchange between a rat and a chad. I decide to scav into interchange to make up for my (admittedly small) loss from my failed PMC raid. I start going through the back of Goshan and realize the things I left behind as a PMC are here. I go find my body and recover everything but my armor and gun. then a stash gives me a base of the gun I lost. a true tarkov moment.

i was hoping to run into the rat who ambushed me, cuz I appreciate a good ambush. Found him dead a bit later and got some of my PMC loot back.

RIP mandom.

[marble thicket]

less go

[marble thicket]

zzzz

[nimble mortar]

MP7 is brutal

[terse pecan]

so is there any information on when is the next wipe

[nimble mortar]

dunno

[gilded sierra]

that shit got no recoil at all

[marble thicket]

yuh 10 recoil mp7

[gilded sierra]

imagine that with elite recoil control you'll just be a laser beam

it can get better but i know about that grip's hipfire aim trick

[marble thicket]

i dont use that

[gilded sierra]

the middle finger knuckle up to the center of your screen with that grip on

most streamers use it

[marble thicket]

yes i know about it

[nimble mortar]

so people are figuring out that you can make a circle with WASD and strafe with most inertia not applying

that's fun.

[nimble mortar]

I now own 5 FLIRs.

[stark torrent]

t-7 raid on customs lets get cheated or camped letsgo

[low raven]

Lmao

Ass valve tho, respect

[low raven]

Rookie numbers

Gotta have enough to pass them around like candy

I sold one to fence last wipe for the lols

[soft coral]

he's so gonna die

[earnest timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwqB16swGDM

This channel is a goldmine

[marble thicket]

goofy ass kits too

[marble thicket]

yippee

dude sent a friend request

[stark torrent]

im sure a 12 year old will hold that gun better than our pmc kek

tho it's the retarded camera recoil that does that

still stupid

[soft coral]

he breaks his neck and wrist

[nimble mortar]

I am finding I play better while listening to podcasts and youtube videos

[nimble mortar]

LOL I just did 600 damage to a Pscav and he just, tanked it

fucking hackers don't even go about hiding it much.

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/bUndDZEsca4

[low raven]

Ahh yes, the good old m61 mdr

[soft coral]

sits in a bush in the corner of the map

[rugged stump]

https://twitter.com/xaniken/status/1653402174896914435?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

Xaniken (@Xaniken)

Holy shit

Likes

4354

Retweets

389

Twitter · May 2, 2023, 2:12 PM

Literally something from Tarkov

[soft coral]

we dont have this grip yet

[rugged stump]

So jank lol

I hope there’s a follow up on performance

[soft coral]

I mean

they didn't give him an AK with a side mount so

what he did is perfectly fine as long as you can aim and fire

[rugged stump]

Can it hold zero?

[fallen cloak]

thats holdin zero 100%

[rugged stump]

[soft coral]

ofc it is

[marble thicket]

M80

[low raven]

oh-

poor people smh (jkjk)

[soft coral]

blind

m61 is not worth it

unless youre running thermals or some shit

[low raven]

kids these days

smh\

[soft coral]

ok old man

[stark torrent]

[nimble mortar]

i accidently killed reshala now. Just gotta kill glukhar, Sthurman, and the new LH scav boss and I got a full mantle of powerful natives lol

[soft coral]

they're the same picture

[stark torrent]

now they are

the void

[soft coral]

ah

there we go

I knew something was missing

[nimble mortar]

also the SR-2MP SMG is a fucking beast of a gun. everybody out here using MP7 and sleeping on this beauty. as cheap as it is deadly. really cheap.

[stark torrent]

the ammo fell off sadly by now , mp7 has better ammo overall

early wipe its great , but the removal of BT and the craft being retardedly not worth it kinda makes it meh

[nimble mortar]

while true, its 950 RPM and slight kick make it good for head hunting at close to mid ranges. and lest they be rocking an altyn, they ain't armored enough for even the PS rounds

but that is any SMG with a high RoF

[nimble mortar]

FINALLY i am free of my SMG kill weekly. but now I have found I really like SMGs ><

[nimble mortar]

...wow, there's mines on the rocks east of the water treatment facility. That's... That's not how hidden mines work.Scatter mines sure, but these are pressure plate mines...

[strong basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmwMkdgrsQw

[obtuse thistle]

Had another tarkov dream where I killed the entite lobby

Wtf

[nimble mortar]

then i got exfil camped. I got away and diedin a bush. So fucking nobody gets the GPU.

[nimble mortar]

god I hate this game's playerbase.

[stark torrent]

how is it possible to have so much pain

[nimble mortar]

trigger happy players and bad choices made in ignorance on my part.

[nimble mortar]

Aight! my suffering has been rewarded. Revision on Lighthouse and Energy crisis done.

[soft coral]

Havent launched tarkov in 2 almost 3 weeks

I can now levitate

[stark torrent]

dominus domine

aleluia aleeeluuuiaa

[brittle sinew]

This is the fella I run into when I start playing Tarkov after not having played for months 💀

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

wtf

MILSIM

yes bro

tarkov is such a MILITARY SIMULATOR

I get asked by a guy named IVAN to stay dehydrated in the middle of the woods

yes

@stark torrent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLnAjvcJgA

this is the sound that plays when you ricochet a shot from the helmet

[uncut coral]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-out-loud-gif-22910989

[stark torrent]

DoYU_PeiLa labs main approves

what i DO NOT see because he shot me from 350m

[soft coral]

the peipei dynasty

[nimble mortar]

honestly just treating the game like its a beta and laughing at -most- of my deaths has helped with enjoying the game a lot more. Tho some deaths still make me fume; most noticably deaths from hackers(obvious) and uh... well, losing 3 GPUs in a single scav raid.

[uncut coral]

played like that all wipe, but honestly rn even opening the game makes me feel physically sick

[nimble mortar]

Dang. Gets you that stressed?

[stark torrent]

he is not at all stressed, he pvps like a madman and plays super good

i would say is the burnout and the poor choices this game made lately

in terms of weapon balancing etc

also all this made the game stale again, there are raids where you barely meet 2 players and those are lvl 8 and 12 trying to finish a quest with minimal gear

so you waste top ammo on a mosin and a gornostay user

pvp is not that rewarding in this game anymore aside from the self pride in killing X players and surviving

game does not encourage ppl to bring out good gear and move on maps anymore, everyone sits in corners or ambush spots with a cheap 1 shot gun like ks23 and expect you to lose patience and move first i guess

[nimble mortar]

Huh, explains why I do not see many thermal hunters outside myself. And I am aggressively average at best at this game.

Actually bad on my off days

[stark torrent]

if u play woods night you will most likely run into squads, maybe on LH too but thats about it

on daytime, this wipe i only met 1 thermal user and he was doing the m1a quest

[nimble mortar]

Shoreline, Reserve, and LH are my go to night-thermal maps. Woods night I've not touched much this wipe tho.

[stark torrent]

on Reserve unless u get a good spawn like dome or that side of the map , you wont find shit

Shoreline is busted for thermals, the spawns are so shit you literally go on a hill and u can see the other spawns moving , i finished half of punisher like this

[nimble mortar]

I have had historical success with posting up on the tower adjacent to scav lands. And that is my punisher plan lol

[stark torrent]

Ye punisher with thermal SVD in a cozy spot will get it done in no time, if u use SNB ammo it will shit on people

i got messaged by 2 guys this wipe called me a hacker , how i killed them without hearing my shot

brother i was chasing you for 20 minutes waiting for u stop wdym

they have no idea

[nimble mortar]

Hahahahah. Always nice to have a hunt bear fruit.

[stark torrent]

ye thermals is just pure fun , once you have so many of them that u dont care

also killing other thermal users is pure satisfaction , thats when they cant cry saying you are a sweaty thermal user

[nimble mortar]

Lolol indeed. Always a gold mine when ya get em too. Last wipe I had to two tap a guy in the head on shoreline with m61. Reason he did not die from the first shot is that he had a slaap on. He ran like a chicken with his head cut off right off the cliff and into a crevice he could not easily escape. The second shot pierced lol

This was on the west side of the plateau that weather station is on

Just need to recon building 3's roof. and steal some corporate documents.

then I am largely done with the swathe of LH quests.

Soon most of my quests will be PMC elimination quests, and I can start burning this 38m I have built up so...

[soft coral]

this

in its current state pvp is like that yeah

[nimble mortar]

I got like, 15 quests done today

and got my PMC kill in for the night

RAT ATTACK with the PPSh.

then Tagilla punished me.

[nimble mortar]

5 more for secured parameter...

[uncut coral]

all you've said brother

also the game just gets uninteresting once you've done it all, also the major unfixed problems this wipe just stockpiling

just burnout I guess, time to enjoy the summer

[soft coral]

we've played the game for a bit to notice these things tbh
its not rocket science
and people still refuse to believe it

unfortunately thats the way the game is

you'll die more from corner crabs than an actual chad

[uncut coral]

ikr, overall it was a fun wipe

[soft coral]

wasnt that bad

[uncut coral]

yea I enjoyed most of it, abusing broken stims and builds

cheaters are just the VAT of tarkov anyway, nothing u can do

[nimble mortar]

100 person teams have never ending work

[marble thicket]

yippee

[marble thicket]

yeah

[long raven]

Lmao

[dapper umbra]

theses two let me live

[stark torrent]

🤝

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

we did it

we did not escape from women

[stark torrent]

[white void]

he's back on it

https://tenor.com/view/aaaa-gif-25651926

[soft coral]

I'm not

I was showing a girl how many hours I have

[stark torrent]

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedUglyBisonBCWarrior-yGJmgCwq1zHlYIjk

@soft coral i cant

[white void]

Girl that's interested in games?

[final radish]

what servers

[alpine briar]

fcuk tarkov!

[soft coral]

Missing penis helmet

[low raven]

WAIT DID WE WIPE????

[stark torrent]

no

[low raven]

yeah figured it out the hard way

very sadge

[stark torrent]

it wont wipe soon, bsg is dead again in updates so this will be a long one

probably

[low raven]

dam

[soft coral]

I hope they wipe the servers

[stark torrent]

only one who wipes is nikita with billion roubles instead of toilet paper

[brittle sinew]

Pain

[quaint hull]

na east

[soft coral]

na players are not real

[nimble mortar]

lighthouse is hard.

[soft coral]

no shit

[brittle sinew]

They're not real and they also suck

[obtuse thistle]

lvl15 hero case upgraded immediately we gaming

[obtuse thistle]

I've had the best social moments in lighthouse as scav

big bro chad dudes both pmc and scav helping me cuz they noticed I was a little timmy

[nimble mortar]

yeah I do.

[nimble mortar]

LOL I just won a 2 v 1 on shoreline. Nobody expects BP out of the dark guided by a FLIR

only killed one of em tho. The other I maimed hard enough that he let me have his friend;s stuff and ran away

had I hit him one more time...

he had a REAP-IR

Tagilla rig too.

[marble thicket]

someone from oeft just made this with my clips lol

[nimble mortar]

dood nice.

[soft coral]

ok

[fresh shore]

Meta AKs are pretty nice lookin

[fallen cloak]

de wafdle

[fresh shore]

Probably won’t use it til later I need to focus on punisher right now

[marble thicket]

aw hell naw.

[stark torrent]

AKS

[fallen cloak]

when 556 mcx

[peak igloo]

Tarkov more like shartkov

[fallen cloak]

sharkov

🦈

[fresh shore]

Idk 34 vert ain’t to bad

[marble thicket]

its 5.45 you dont need 34 vertical recoil

[stark torrent]

when recoil wont be absolute meme on mcx

[fallen cloak]

556 mcx could fit 556 supp combos

[fresh shore]

Shhhh

I didn’t pay for it so idc

[alpine briar]

my character when i survive a gunfight for the first time in 3 raids and i have to heal (i didnt think i would survive so i didnt buy healing items)

[sour token]

miss tarkov

[soft coral]

but why use this when you can go mutant

or rd704

[stark torrent]

eh u get head eyes by PeiPei anyway might as well use what u like

but you will soon realise why 545 aks are shit

when u magdump someone and they run away lol

[soft coral]

thats why you go rd

[soft coral]

m4s

300 dmg in 12 bullets

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I am completing my USA culture test "exam" but literally googling the questions

because its online test

I love the internet

its...the same...word for fucking word bro

I love universities

[strong hinge]

god i want to go back online

i still have to study for my tests

[soft coral]

haha skill issue

ama ti si v daskalo

lesno ti e

[fresh shore]

BP too expensive I ain’t got time to craft allat

[strong hinge]

би било по-лесно ако не трябваше да уча

[soft coral]

use PS

and aim head

or US if you want a complete laser and continue to aim head