💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

gun has such low recoil cuz ammo tickles people

tbh crouching recoil is good

standing its a bit chaotic

also another thing is with high strenght and endurance pvp is much easier

cuz youre so fast

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

[soft coral]

tigozo

ahaa

he doesnt have the patience and I bet its because of capturing outposts

@stark torrent

\

wait no

a scav?

bro I thought someone posted a rat video and then the next dude complains of that same guy

[stark torrent]

emercom

if u quest interchange just go no backpack lol

save urself the pain

[soft coral]

gn 💗

[copper sapphire]

I haven’t played in a hot minute

Has the game wiped yet

Oh wait it’s tarkov nevermind

Have they hinted at a wipe yet?

[safe summit]

Legend - lvl 32 (51.198xp)
Master - lvl 22 (24.198xp)
Veteran - lvl 15 (11.248xp)
Professional - lvl 10 (4.998xp)
Experienced - lvl 7 (2.448xp)
Trainee - lvl 4 (798xp)
Rookie - lvl 2 (198xp)
Novice - lvl 0 (0xp)

You get XP by chatting in the text and voice channels;
Type /rank in #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type /level [number] in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.

[soft coral]

what? ofc not

we're month 3 into the wipe

[copper sapphire]

I don’t have any social media other than disc and I don’t spend all that much time on here so

Also I got the game about 2 months ago and I didn’t know it wiped so i didn’t know how long since the last wipe

[soft coral]

we're

mid wipe

[stark torrent]

Game will prob wipe around june-august

[soft coral]

hopefully later

I wanna play more

he did it

dude made it to 800m

[soft coral]

yes it definitely will

[stark torrent]

yeah i thought they made an anti camping system too

lol

[soft coral]

hehee

we wouldn't know anything about camping

[pure portal]

Stand still, get ruined by dsync swingers

[soft coral]

dont stand still then

[pure portal]

That's a troll post, grinding for a couple of weeks? 😂

[stark torrent]

well this escalated well

[soft coral]

least toxic reddit thread

[soft coral]

?

[pure portal]

Weeks

[soft coral]

if only half the posts on there were troll posts

if only...

[pure portal]

Yea I don't read public shit about anything

[soft coral]

I read them for the laughs

[pure portal]

Just makes me cringe ahahah

[soft coral]

its hilarious

[pure portal]

Cringe used to be funny, then I realised these people are serious 😂

Now it's just sad

[soft coral]

but thats why its funny

[white void]

Debating if I should give EFT a try today

What do you think Mr. Woodskov

[soft coral]

wdym what do I think

if you want to play the game play it

if not then dont

youre not gonna progress in tarkov if you don't play it

who cares if you die just go play man

[brittle sinew]

How is Tarkov doing right now anyway?

Any news or things worth knowing?

[soft coral]

idk we play only woods because its the only non broken map

we got max traders we just farm money

[brittle sinew]

Seems redundant

[soft coral]

it's alright

[brittle sinew]

Alright cool

[soft coral]

we have fun doing it

so its a win for us

[brittle sinew]

Fair enough

Any guess on when the next wipe is?

[soft coral]

probably the same as always

6/7 months and it wipes

[brittle sinew]

Cool

[soft coral]

why do people care about wipe so much

yet

when it comes everyone stops playing

[brittle sinew]

I just like early wipe

[soft coral]

then reset your account to simulate starting out

[brittle sinew]

Once I hit lvl 30 I drop the game

[soft coral]

I think there's more fun to be had after lv 30

[brittle sinew]

No

[soft coral]

personally

[soft coral]

[brittle sinew]

You do you, I don't like any of the gameplay after lvl 30

[soft coral]

I do because you can build nice guns and experiment with builds

[brittle sinew]

I don't really care about that tbh

[soft coral]

aah

makes sense

[brittle sinew]

I never liked EFT gunplay in the first place, it's alright

Insurgency does it better imo

[soft coral]

then go play that I suppose

[brittle sinew]

Thats what I do

[soft coral]

nice

[brittle sinew]

While I wait for Tarkov to wipe

Waiting like those pics of Pablo Escobar

[soft coral]

I mean

resetting account simulates it only half way

[white void]

I'm asking if you reckon I should play it

as I cant decide

[soft coral]

yes you should

there I decided for you

❤️

[white void]

ty

[brittle sinew]

Exactly, it just ends up being me against the meta M4

[soft coral]

you kill meta m4

[brittle sinew]

Instead of me against the stockless Vepr 136

[soft coral]

get meta m4

sell meta m4

profit

[soft coral]

yes you will die but gg go next

[brittle sinew]

Of course

[soft coral]

we died a lot yesterday and both me and iedy lost like 3 million worht of kits

but we go next

~~cuz we both have over 50million ~~

[brittle sinew]

Good for you man

[soft coral]

ty

[brittle sinew]

I'm the only one in my group who hasn't dropped Tarkov completely

None of us like this shit anymore

[white void]

Thats the plan

[soft coral]

if you dont have money go scav raid on woods

[white void]

I have an ok amount for a shit kit

considering I dont have flea

[brittle sinew]

Woods is so easy it's unreal

[soft coral]

to make money on? yes

by far one of the safest and easiest maps to farm ruble

[white void]

Here's my plan

I'm going to set myself a certain amount of raids to do today

and I HAVE to do that amount

[brittle sinew]

I think it's easy in all the aspects

[white void]

instead of just quitting when I feel shit

[stark torrent]

dont force the game on you lol

[brittle sinew]

If you get in a fight it's so easy to relocate

[stark torrent]

if u dont feel it dont play it

[white void]

If I do that

I'll quit after 2 raids

back to square one

I have to get through the shit feeling

[brittle sinew]

No you don't lol

[white void]

Then I'd never launch the game lmfao

[brittle sinew]

I'd say that's for the best

[white void]

Eh

[soft coral]

yes

[white void]

I'm going to go for 10-15 raids today

see what happens

[brittle sinew]

Go work out instead or do something more fulfilling than that

[soft coral]

kekw

[soft coral]

fights can be a little tricky at tiems

with all the bushes and things

[white void]

Already done working out today

And actually

[soft coral]

it can be hard to spot someone

[white void]

that gives me an idea

[brittle sinew]

That's what makes it so easy

[white void]

I'll work out even more in between raids

[soft coral]

it goes both ways tho

[brittle sinew]

What'd you train?

[brittle sinew]

Don't. Let your body rest

[white void]

I do situps, pushups and weights

[brittle sinew]

What kind of weights bro

[white void]

I've barely done my usual today

[brittle sinew]

Which exercise

[white void]

Curls

[brittle sinew]

You need some back exercises

Some legs too

Get a fitness center membership, start hitting them lats and quads

[white void]

When I have more time, sure

[brittle sinew]

When I go fast my workout takes about an hour

[brittle sinew]

Excluding going to my center, changing clothes, etc.

[white void]

Penis helm time

[brittle sinew]

How are you supposed to reload

[soft coral]

headphones bro

wtf

HEADPHONES

[brittle sinew]

Odd ass loadout

[soft coral]

very very odd

1:bring at least 3 cheese because 100 hp is not enough
2: if you have a cms putt it up the butt
3: bring more ammo into the pouch and put at least 15 or so into the armor or pockets
4: fucking headphones
5: face mask

@white void

this is a simply bad loadout

even on a budget

[white void]

I havent fully made my kit yet chill

[brittle sinew]

I usually keep a grizzly in my container instead, but this works too

[white void]

Simply stating that its penis helm time

[brittle sinew]

Why did you post an incomplete kit then lol

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

oh ma gah

[soft coral]

not everyone can afford

[white void]

It twas to stat that it is penis helm time

[brittle sinew]

Yep

[soft coral]

guys this is my kit how does it look

this is what you did

[brittle sinew]

Balling with a grizzly in my gamma

[white void]

It was to state that its penis helm time chill out

[soft coral]

okay

we chill

pcbs are 15K rn

some go up to 20

?

wtf happened

[brittle sinew]

Prices dropped?

[soft coral]

prices went up wdym

[brittle sinew]

I'm used to 15-20 being the normal price

[soft coral]

its not

its about 12k

10 on the low

[brittle sinew]

Alright

[white void]

I mean its better then dying

[soft coral]

factory?

[white void]

Woods

Quick in and out

[soft coral]

hmmm

[white void]

Didn't want to get too greedy

[soft coral]

if youre doing quick in and out youre better off doing factory

[white void]

extract was near so I took it

Ayo what the fuck is this quest

[soft coral]

global event

[white void]

oh

is the loot random?

[soft coral]

its the same

its shit

dont bother

trust

[white void]

oh

[soft coral]

its a event based on chronicles of rizhy

[white void]

ah

Now we go woods as pmc

[soft coral]

and go where?

[white void]

Depends where I spawn

[soft coral]

you could loot stashes

[white void]

Which I probably will

[soft coral]

Good luck

[white void]

thanks

GG died instantly

[soft coral]

what/

?

bro record your raids

what even are you doing

okay where did you spawn first of all

[brittle sinew]

How did you die on woods within a minute lol

[soft coral]

yeah

exactly

how the fk

woods is one of the most dead maps rn

nobody plays it

I am so confused

he is playing on OCE

so its probably full of xin lao bao

[fallen cloak]

alo

[soft coral]

alo

[white void]

Well

Someone spawned next to me

idk

I did nothing wrong

Walk 2 meters

got headshot

[soft coral]

WHERE DID YOU SPAWN

[white void]

I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW

TREES

[soft coral]

[white void]

TREES TREES AND MORE TREES

[soft coral]

i mean

if you dont know the map

then play it as a scav

until you learn it

and know where you are regardless of location

also look at mapgenie

it will tell you pmc spawn points

[white void]

my guy

I know the map

the problem is

[soft coral]

then tell me where you spawned

[fallen cloak]

he doesnt know

[white void]

I didnt even get to look around

[soft coral]

?

what?

[white void]

I SPAWNED IN FUCKING TREES

THERE WAS NO NOTEABLE LANDMARKS

[soft coral]

did a pmc kill you

[white void]

Yes

[soft coral]

raid time?

[white void]

1:10

I didnt run

[white void]

Looking at map genie iit was probably around here

[soft coral]

ah

[white void]

AS I had outskirts

as an extract

[soft coral]

the player probably rushed you most likely

I mean

you dont give much info so I can't help you

on where you should go

[soft coral]

theres scav spawns here

[white void]

I dont give much info because I dont have much info lmfao

[soft coral]

then record your raids

with OBS or something

that's what I do

it has helped me in the past

[fallen cloak]

hes coping

[soft coral]

who is

[fallen cloak]

all ivan ever does with the record is justify his mald

[white void]

it also wasnt a scav

[fallen cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gat-bruh-cat-cat-bruh-cat-watching-gif-25243168

[white void]

And He had a silenced AK so idk where he was

[soft coral]

yes

[soft coral]

wtf

oh NA

[white void]

Good ol 7.62x39 BP ak

[soft coral]

yes

your armor doesnt matter in that case

its as if youre not wearing anything

also BP blunt damage

?

since when

[white void]

dunno

anyways

gonna shower and possibly cry

[soft coral]

kekw

[white void]

be back later

[soft coral]

OCE servers build different

[white void]

Crying seshion Shower over

[soft coral]

insane

so close

today we get 49 and potentially half way through

hopefully

gang shit

i'd use tier 5 but I like tv110 for more space and ruble

[white void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrSN4OpCSsk

Ayo

That Tagilla and Killa duo went hard

[fallen cloak]

i havent seen a single episode of any of the raid stuff

[soft coral]

weakest woods raid

[stark torrent]

@soft coral i await

[soft coral]

he awaits

the almighty woodskov

ishallah

[uncut coral]

bozo

241m

[soft coral]

rd704 gamer

[stark torrent]

damn

[soft coral]

man uses drums

balls

[uncut coral]

ergo still crazy

clean gun

[soft coral]

ye ye

fr

thats why I prefer it over mutant

mutant has like 2 ergo

the drumm mags however take forever to reload which is the one downside to them

[uncut coral]

frfr

50rds of BP is insane though

[soft coral]

yes

[obtuse thistle]

what is that music lmao

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

[obtuse thistle]

oh nah I meant

the music should prevent you from hearing sounds

idk how to speak english today

[soft coral]

well

you dont play it loud

lol

plus rely is a chad

[uncut coral]

lol, sound is pretty ass anyway

[soft coral]

smittystone also plays with music

[uncut coral]

he's built different

[soft coral]

smitty?

[uncut coral]

an absolute banger

[soft coral]

yes

I love him

[obtuse thistle]

i follow smitty too but everytime I watch him play he goes lab

and I thought "maybe lab is different + with all that exp you can just run and gun and not care about sound too much"

whlist in maps more open you care more about sound

idk im bad

[glacial stag]

tarkov sound ass so might aswell put on a altyn, good music and shift + w everything

[soft coral]

and die by mosin man

[uncut coral]

altyn banned :/

[glacial stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMIvgGejBs

[glacial stag]

😭

[obtuse thistle]

i had the "bullet passes right above you" sound bug again

[soft coral]

not nice

?

[uncut coral]

you would have hs'd him

[obtuse thistle]

i need this stock for quest but you can get this from mechanic lol

these people smoke fine grass

[soft coral]

Yes.

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[soft coral]

Gets sold out probably

[uncut coral]

sawmill leddy

[fallen cloak]

aint no way

https://tenor.com/view/jubal-cat-orange-cat-sleepy-tired-gif-25718322

[obtuse thistle]

does the parrot have any value

I found one and sold it to therapist

[soft coral]

yes

do that

its vendor item

and also streamer one

[obtuse thistle]

I see

I forgot where I found it

but usually animals statues/figures you sell them right, unless you are doing the scav case

where you need a bunch of expensive stuff

like moonshine, rolexes etc

[soft coral]

yes.

moonshine goes on flea

alo

[obtuse thistle]

yeah yeah you put it on flea and I've had friends use it with scav case right

they "bring" you items

[soft coral]

yes

[obtuse thistle]

if you "use" alcohol?

it's kind of a craft mechanic

[stark torrent]

you can use money too

[obtuse thistle]

oh neat

yeah I have this lvl50 friend who has everything almost

and has like bitcoin farm to pay for gas to pay for moonshine craft or something

entering his hideout it's like one of those streamer houses tour

[stark torrent]

yes i have almost max hideout too

btc got super buffed rn

gpus are back to almost 500k

[obtuse thistle]

How hard it is to find the remington for the gunsmith 5 quest

I think no one sells it for traders

I still need 17k exp for lvl15

[soft coral]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/12gn7t6/all_warfare_is_based_on_deception/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[soft coral]

@uncut coral you're gonna like this one

they thought they were slick going for the airdrop

didnt even get hit once

@stark torrent

LOOK AT THE BAG IN THE CORNER

[stark torrent]

weirdge

[soft coral]

BRO WAHT

I look at it directly

I turn around

it's gone

?????????

the dropped one close to me was mine I dropped it when I PK

[obtuse thistle]

it's the ghost of woods

[soft coral]

surely

these guys

lv 41 and 46

fucker had the m4 and the other had a gornostay with razor scope

chads

[uncut coral]

ggs

gear fearers

[soft coral]

Real

that m4

I MISSED THE 1 TAP CUZ OF THE POLE ON THE DROP

Today we hit peak schizo with iedy

we did it

[uncut coral]

[soft coral]

Ggz

[obtuse thistle]

damn

[uncut coral]

time 2 run it

[obtuse thistle]

ok uh wait

arent you afraid of losing it

[soft coral]

why would he be

if you loose it gg go next you buy another one

[obtuse thistle]

oh you can buy it

i see

[stark torrent]

he is doing it

[stark torrent]

yeah you have to kill shturman 25 times

[stark torrent]

in all my woods raids at night i never found a mjolnir thermal user

but yesterday i killed a scav that had a thermal sv98

[uncut coral]

daytime

[stark torrent]

damn

chad

[obtuse thistle]

damn

[soft coral]

Damn

[fallen cloak]

DAmn

[obtuse thistle]

killed by The One Who Did Not Made A Single Sound in woods despite being 2 meters in front of me

invisible lookin mf

[obtuse thistle]

woodin

dont mind the powercord I really goddamn needed it lol

[soft coral]

kekw

why moonshine not in ass?

gn 💗

[obtuse thistle]

Eh true

All is well tho, I'm not getting as much exp

I shot at scavs at random with that scoped mosin but it's not that accurate

Id rather not use the PU

[fallen cloak]

iirc theres a mount that fits on a kochatev that just has picatiny rails

so you can put any scope on there

[stark torrent]

yeah

put the pliad

[soft coral]

it's not even that bad

sure the post is very fat

but the scope is not that bad for cheap sniping

it has 1.19 MOA

it's not a bad sniper

considering the price

if you want to go more expensive the sv98 can thread a bullet through a needlehole

however

we all know what the ultimate sniping weapon is

[stark torrent]

sent to brazil

[soft coral]

aah I was far away thats why I didnt hear him

thought he was on top of the rocks at first

and I'm like audio?

[stark torrent]

the ADS works so weird , like you can hear it very well if you are somewhat close but if you are out of the audio range

its silent

no matter how loud it is

tf

[soft coral]

I missed a shooter born on the guy looting the drop 😭

BECAUSE

OF THE TELEPHONE POLE

now its broke and jeager has no internet to watch porn

fucked

got the clip of the 3man wipe

file is too powerful

okay

there we go

I did it

[uncut coral]

nice pushing man

[soft coral]

iedy rushed a bit in front

he was to the left

around the blue berry bitch

and I pushed after him while they were already fighting

so I had the drop on all 3

cuz they were focused on him

sr25 is nice but

those 20 rounders suck balls

[obtuse thistle]

no it's not that bad ur right

it was my fault for not aiming higher because they were far

[soft coral]

❤️

[obtuse thistle]

yeah learned a good lesson

could have probably made way more exp

[soft coral]

it's okay

[white lynx]

@soft coral since its spring break for me rn and easter is coming up

IF you wanna play like we used to, basically every single day for like 5 hours

i will reinstall tarkov and get to grinding

i mean i might do it anyway and play solo but yknow i kinda quit the game and have basically nothing rn

[soft coral]

you can start if you want to

though questing will be tough probably

[white lynx]

yes

and pvp

which is why i wanna play with u

[soft coral]

also we only play woods because it's the only non retarded map

ghosty I suck at pvp

[white lynx]

its not that

u have actual useful ammo and guns

i dont

[soft coral]

I mean

should've played to unlock them

[obtuse thistle]

I can't wait till I can buy PS lol

I rely on scavenging em

[soft coral]

Ps is a very versatile round

since most people we meet have tier 4 anyway

[soft coral]

we can play as long as I'm available

[white lynx]

well idk that depends on u

[soft coral]

these days we simply do duos with iedy on woods

and nothing else

other maps are shit

cuz audio

[white lynx]

well u guys have like

max level everything

so of course

but ill need to hit other maps too

[soft coral]

?

we don't?

[white lynx]

traders?

shit ton of money?

[soft coral]

oh traders

[white lynx]

not that dawg

[soft coral]

yes.

[stark torrent]

yes we mostly have everything maxed

[soft coral]

Got a few bucks laying around

this is what woods offers

rich

ruble

[white lynx]

well yeah

and i need to do quests

so

[soft coral]

@stark torrent we can trio if you want to

[stark torrent]

i mean could always fuck around sure

on other maps

we gonna have to do customs anyway

and woods for ghosty

cuase he is lvl 8 or smth

[white lynx]

lol

[obtuse thistle]

customs...

[stark torrent]

9

[soft coral]

customs

oh

[stark torrent]

lvl 9

[white lynx]

hahaha

[soft coral]

Ima do the shotgun quest on customs

ye

flechette time

[stark torrent]

ah fucking setup

[soft coral]

NOBODY WILL SURVIVE

[obtuse thistle]

I gotta do that pharmacist in customs too but I always die near gas station lol

[soft coral]

oke I go shop

brb for now

[soft coral]

night time baby

it just works

[obtuse thistle]

right, true

[soft coral]

went night time with mike the other day
not a SINGLE shot was fired the whole raid

[obtuse thistle]

so I go stealthy fucker in night

no nvg nothing

[soft coral]

you could go with nvg problem is you can't buy em

kekw

[stark torrent]

i can drop him nvgs

[soft coral]

ye

at this point iedy we might as well help them

we have nothing better to do

[stark torrent]

if its dark rain its over anyway you wont see jack shit with anything

[soft coral]

I'm definitely not going for kappa

[stark torrent]

except thermals

yeah i dont mind

[soft coral]

o

[stark torrent]

got alot of gear sitting might as well burn it

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

lolol true

[stark torrent]

also i can use smgs and some other guns without scopes

cause its not woods

[soft coral]

wood

[stark torrent]

wood

[obtuse thistle]

no dont worry folks I might do it solo

[soft coral]

become one with the wood

[obtuse thistle]

I need to grow bolas

I appreciate the thought

[soft coral]

as if we have balls

[obtuse thistle]

dying too gives me exp, someway

[soft coral]

but completing a quest is massive

[obtuse thistle]

I might pick a -74U and ho

go*

[soft coral]

like this di-

[obtuse thistle]

eventually I'll make it

[white lynx]

@soft coral good thing is i still have map knowledge

[soft coral]

da.

[white lynx]

i still know like every single map other than streets, labs and shoreline

shoreline like 40%

oh and reserve underground

but aint nobody know that shit

[soft coral]

reserve

[stark torrent]

i am going

[soft coral]

why iedy

the fk are you gonna do on shoreline

[stark torrent]

i have a daily to extract 3 times

[soft coral]

ahaa

[stark torrent]

it gives me 3 water filters and 100k etc

[soft coral]

bruh

[stark torrent]

might as well do it

[soft coral]

go with pistol

[white lynx]

so u guys wanna trio now?

[stark torrent]

n0

[soft coral]

now?

no

[white lynx]

aight

[stark torrent]

if i go i kill something on my way

[soft coral]

I will be going shop to buy foood

[white lynx]

yeah but i gotta reinstall

so like 1 hour max?

[soft coral]

kekw

Ready

gang shit

[obtuse thistle]

nice cockgun

[soft coral]

ty

I'm going all out

might as well

got 75 fucking million

ok bye for now

[obtuse thistle]

godspeed

[junior mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706181009061838959/832006810092830720/sadge.mp4

[soft coral]

@stark torrent it's time

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-travolta-confused-customs-gif-23997592

[stark torrent]

i gotta do 1 more path to lighthouse extract on shitline

[soft coral]

take your time

[stark torrent]

now, to survive

[soft coral]

lv1 wtf

[stark torrent]

buged tag

[soft coral]

the biggest piece of shit

that adar is hella gang shit

[white void]

You should get a KS-23 and load it with flash and shrap 10 rounds hehe

[soft coral]

nah

[white void]

1 flash round

2 shrap 10s

The true leg muncher

[soft coral]

No.

I'm not going for legs

leg meta only works against stupid people

[white void]

Guess the level 49 I killed that one wipe on factory was stupid then

lmao

[stark torrent]

factory literally spawns you in breathing distance tho

reported

4 minute raid , shoreline experience

[soft coral]

they had a lot of fun

[white void]

Exactly why the KS-23 excels

[soft coral]

but...

my quest is not on factory

[white void]

Damn

[obtuse thistle]

Is adar good for beginners

I never see that weapon

[stark torrent]

Its ok with 856a1 ammo at least

[soft coral]

but 856a1 is a long way unlock

[fallen cloak]

m855 isnt terrible to start with

it can deal with scavs and timmies effectively

and chances are pretty high that nobody is gonna take your adar away from you especially this late

that said i wouldnt recommend buying one since 50k is way too much for what youre getting

[soft coral]

it can pen tier 3

[fallen cloak]

if youre gonna use one either get it on the flea or get it off scavs

@soft coral why both muted

[soft coral]

mystery

[fallen cloak]

i was gonna join

😔

[stark torrent]

come

[obtuse thistle]

any of you streams on discord usually, or if I ask it

I was wondering if I joined muted and didnt disturb if I could watch to try learn something or two

[soft coral]

sure

I can stream

@obtuse thistle

[young crag]

It really do be like that

[obtuse thistle]

ty <3

[obtuse thistle]

lmao thanks for the tip

i see

[soft coral]

time to do some peacekeeping mission

[young crag]

Millions must larp

[soft coral]

I will larp

cuz I hate this quest

boys and girls

make sure to utilize this m4 barter

because its OP

you get a fucking MUR reciever from it

[obtuse thistle]

wb mike

[obtuse thistle]

damn

[soft coral]

ran into killa

first raid

ok

[obtuse thistle]

goddamn boss

T.T

[soft coral]

full mag

of 855a1

into his stupid head

nothing

nice boss BSG

how to kill him? nobody know cuz he's invincible

[white lynx]

i remember that trio with iedy on interchange

found killa

5 mags of 45 fucking ap not fmj

60 rounds of m80

ok maybe like 40-50 rounds of m80s

[soft coral]

still alive

[white lynx]

but still

[soft coral]

[fallen cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/jubal-cat-orange-cat-sleepy-tired-gif-25718322

[white lynx]

good boss design

[fallen cloak]

shots 1-15 clearly missed

[soft coral]

very

https://tenor.com/view/cat-iouvels-side-eye-awks-are-you-fr-gif-24422806

[white lynx]

absolute MINIMUM of 2 mags were fully hit

full of 45 ap

and almost every m80

[soft coral]

2nd raid

died instantly

spawned car

ran towards ramp

[obtuse thistle]

T.T

[soft coral]

2 players instantly next to us

I love this map

I'm out

fk this shit

I'm not playing interchange

[white lynx]

the ivan rage

oh of course interchange

nvm i dont blame u

[soft coral]

lv 5 armor

died by BP and PP

I died by peas

ok

ok

tier 5 armor btw

2 minutes into raid btw

[fallen cloak]

@soft coral i got him

[soft coral]

doesnt matter

I love getting killed by peashooters from godknows where

[fallen cloak]

🥺

[soft coral]

I am not playing interchange again

this map is horribble

and everything about it

is SHIT

I was even looking

in that direction

and I saw nothing

next this you know theyre somehow behind us

NO SOUND

NO FOOTSTEPS

NOT A SINGEL FUCKING SOUND BRO

this is why I play woods
cuz unlike interGARBAGE woods is actually a good map and its not broken to shit

wtf was that

WHERE ARE THE FOOTSTEPS BRO

[uncut coral]

feel u

helping a friend with some quests on inter rn

[soft coral]

rely you dont feel me

youre actually good at hte game

unlike me

there was legit 0 footsteps

they were 5 meters behind us

next to the rap

ramp*

kekw

I cant kill people

who I can't see

or hear

literally right next to me man

[fallen cloak]

ivan is my lucky charm

i did big sale

[soft coral]

what luck

Both times I died

by retarded stuff

[stark torrent]

all wipe : killa does not exist

that one raid where we need to quest : bonjour , je m'apelle Killa

gura matii

he was downstairs, 2 seconds later he was next to us upstairs and shoots through windows

[obtuse thistle]

lol at night there's even more scavs

I was the only idiot shooting

got killed by a scav player damn it

unfortunate

should have gone silenced lol

I die in the same place lol it's impossible for me to spawn near that car

[fallen cloak]

i really am starting to enter the matrix

[obtuse thistle]

GUN JAMMED AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

45 MAGAZINE JAMMED AT THE FIRST SHOT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fallen cloak]

lol

unlucky

[soft coral]

go intershit with mike
first raid killa around the first corner

my bad shouldlve turned on ESP to know he's there

[fallen cloak]

i saw an fps recently where having hacks is just part of the game mechanics

how to beat hacking

bsg should just give everyone esp until hacker problem is fixed

da

actually i havent really had any sus deaths after they recently banned a lot of hackers

[stark torrent]

lets go play noobs

[earnest timber]

Blacklight: Retribution

[fallen cloak]

taht one is certified dead

[earnest timber]

Shame, i loved playing it as a kid

[stark torrent]

are u coming intershit mike

to quest

[fallen cloak]

da

[obtuse thistle]

brb

back

@soft coral oi m8 going to raid too, good luck to you and the homies 🙏

[soft coral]

oke

[pine scaffold]

[stark torrent]

alt f4 and go agian

u are bugged

[soft coral]

they don't know

[fallen cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-suspicious-side-glance-gif-26055001

[white lynx]

tuz gura matii

[fallen cloak]

si

i also speak spanish

como estas

[obtuse thistle]

we tried twice

then went the same map etc but during day and it worked

[uncut coral]

fucking discord soundboard

got some devious mates...

shame i couldn't get our voices in record

[stark torrent]

[uncut coral]

man laughed like a maniac for 5 minutes straight after that

[soft coral]

everyone is running HK

wtf is this cringe meta

do people know there's like....other guns in this game?

[glacial stag]

m4 is better than the hk

or did it chance with the recoil chances

[uncut coral]

m4 is way more versatile

[uncut coral]

8 dead this lobby, only this guy was running HK

[glacial stag]

ya, flamethrower hk is always fun tho

https://tenor.com/view/flame-thrower-leonardo-dicaprio-lance-flamme-burn-burning-gif-21661296

[obtuse thistle]

this game is so shit lmao

every quest is a shitfest to whom can squeeze my balls harder

until eventually someone doesnt squeeze them that hard and you can manage to do it

[fallen cloak]

yes

real

[obtuse thistle]

it has no leverage on my skills now in no way

in this moment of the game

I am just a walking loot for another more experienced player

because I cannot aim, I dont know the proper loot routes

I have to spend 50k for a lvl3 armor

which is the best I can get

there is no walkaround that, it's just

"lolol just learn how to aim"

[soft coral]

yeah this is one of the problems with that happens when you start late wipe

or

mid wipe

[obtuse thistle]

which is a trauma-therapy of "you didnt aim good ur now dead, restart"

"that will be 50k rubles + insurance"

I'm just tryna do quests lol

then what's the point lol

Might as well wait next wipe

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

I got the case for Pharmacist, I got the thing for bad rep

only that there was someone shooting infinite grenades or something

in that custom building

I couldnt get out

so big timmy went in and killed me in that little thing

alright let's restart

ah nvm I cant I have no armor

well

[soft coral]

take break

[obtuse thistle]

break = more gap between who is more skilled than me and me

it's the same with "wipe"

it's just a move on and try again

[soft coral]

well

we can see you're getting a bit frustrared

[obtuse thistle]

I mean I should had aimed better

it would have been frustrating for the super geared fat guy too if I headtapped it in the face

that's the game, until I learn how to aim I am going to die and die

I would restart but I dont feel like buying another 50k armomr

[fallen cloak]

@stark torrent powwr in my room went out

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[fallen cloak]

dunno when it'll be back

mother is investigating

[stark torrent]

no problemo

adding impact nades was their biggest mistake

[soft coral]

HE SAYS "oh gah"

wtf

[uncut coral]

bully

[soft coral]

58Xp man

progress

[obtuse thistle]

scav

[soft coral]

its okay

we've all been there

trust

[obtuse thistle]

it's fine

[soft coral]

it is

[obtuse thistle]

I just need to learn how to aim

[soft coral]

we all sucked

[fallen cloak]

power has returned

i have the power

[soft coral]

only to die on interchange again

[fallen cloak]

naa im done with tarkov for today

it has been good

[soft coral]

go woods
murder half the map
survive pretty much always

go interchange
die everytime

[marble thicket]

bro

[low raven]

any updates on when the wipe might happen?

[stark torrent]

3-4 months

[low raven]

hell yeah ty

[marble thicket]

2-3 months likely. we're 12 days over 3 months

[soft coral]

wipe in 2?

nah

5 month wipe seems too low

[soft coral]

Wut?

[soft coral]

Yes

thats a gun

what the problem

[terse pecan]

perfect for ratting

[soft coral]

i dont see the problem

[terse pecan]

yeah neither do i

[soft coral]

its a scav gun

[terse pecan]

he's too ungrateful for what he gets

[soft coral]

do you want a fully modded sr25 or what