💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

then I planted

[pine scaffold]

also at night the ai is fucking dumb

[stark torrent]

you can see the panic

[pine scaffold]

u have run in their face to let them see you

[soft coral]

when was this

[stark torrent]

i told you about the lvl 6 that killed the lvl 41 somehow and took all his shit

[soft coral]

fair

that fucking wall

[pine scaffold]

tf is going on

[soft coral]

it took some shots holy fk

[soft coral]

average woods shenanigans

[stark torrent]

guy hiding behind the sign waiting for car extract

and i just shoot him xD cause he doesnt move

he panicked

[soft coral]

First time i tried axmc today

and my god

I was death incarnate

but since I'm used to the fking 7.62x39 caliber
those shots are super fast

its like 980 or some shit

[stark torrent]

scav'd

unfortunately his SVD chad friend fried us

[soft coral]

yep

his helmet took a x54 lps

because ofc it did

was fun using axmc and 1 tapping people

but we go back to the actual god caliber 7.62x39

and the rd704/akm and mutant ❤️

gn friends

[pine scaffold]

gn

[soft coral]

me rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1090737235151822918/yobro.mp4 timmy looking at me right before I rip a hole through his chest with lapua

[stark torrent]

gn ivan 😗

[spring fable]

do they not beam you at night?

like are they like scavs in terms of nvds?

[spring fable]

If i was playing with flea market i would be a happy man right now

[soft coral]

No

[soft coral]

so sad it didnt say lapua

more gold

load on shoreline

enough said

you brought it upon yourself

[stark torrent]

dont wanna be that guy , but if the guy had a thermal

it could be that easy to see him on a map like shitline

[soft coral]

also

[stark torrent]

but could also be hackerinos

[soft coral]

not only that

[stark torrent]

game sucks

[soft coral]

you may not need a thermal to follow a guy and see where he hides

and then shoot the cover he is behind

depending on location

Like on woods
we can spot a guy and follow his actions

and he'd never know he is being watched

people rarely run thermals

or if they do you never see them

cuz they hunt bosses

[stark torrent]

on Woods yeah, on Lighthouse too if they get a spawn close to water treatement they wont go back

on Shoreline it sucks cause spawns are in the open

If you get the fence spawn between 2 other spawns and one has a thermal he will see you before u run in cover

depends how good a shot he is he can fuck you up

[soft coral]

isnt the gamme supposed to be on sale?

I'm kinda liking the axmc tho

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

not the cum again

no clue how to replicate it

had it happen twice

[stark torrent]

if i alt tab it seems to happen

[white void]

Cum

[soft coral]

I alt tab constantly

and ive not seen it

weird

no wind today?

nice

[white void]

How often does EFT wipe again?

and how far are we into this wipe

[soft coral]

AUUU

the 7 series

fking beauty

[stark torrent]

there is an abadoned v12 here

but the old man wants like 7k EUR for it

nobody will pay that

that car will end up rust scrap sadly

[white void]

Zero to hero time

[stark torrent]

London citizen challenge

[white void]

real

[soft coral]

It has an aplina badge

not an actual alpina

@stark torrent its time

[white void]

Cum

[soft coral]

cum ❤️

[soft coral]

delete the knife

delete container too

true zero to hero

[white void]

[stark torrent]

i saw many bmw e60 taht were like 3000 EUR with alpina rims that were 3000 EUR alone

[soft coral]

ye

getting an actual alpina

good fucking luck

[stark torrent]

there is an old collectioner here that has an alpina e21 or whatever

the 1980's one

chad

driving it on Romanian roads tho , to get hit by drunk Gheorghe in his 2006 Dacia Logan

idk

[soft coral]

da

my "dad" drives a mazda 5

lmao

[stark torrent]

my dad drives my old mazda 6

[soft coral]

Ayyyy

[stark torrent]

pretty good and cheap car but its starting to have some of those pain the ass issues

[soft coral]

alright time to scaverino raido

[stark torrent]

like the door handle got locked

[uncut coral]

e46 gang

[soft coral]

mazdas are known to have rust issues

[stark torrent]

oh yeah , that car in 5 years its done

it already rusted at the back

the 1st gen mazdas had this issues

the 2010+ ones dont

but thats why the 1st gen mazdas are under 3000 EUR

i paid 2500 for mine 5 years ago

[white void]

What's funny is back when I first got tarkov

back when I was a true timmy

That was my best wipe

and I started half way through

[stark torrent]

me and my dad were looking for a 2.3 or 2.5 inline 6 one

[white void]

SOMEHOW ITS MY BEST FUCKING WIPE

[stark torrent]

but they are hard to find here, everyone has the fucking 2.0 diesel

[soft coral]

it doesn't matter when you start during the wipe

[stark torrent]

coupe variant

[uncut coral]

great car. i own a 330 coupe. always served me well and fun as fuck to drive.

[white void]

I guess my little timmy heart had a fire that just wouldn't go out no matter how much I died

Something I no longer have

[stark torrent]

a 3.0 would be dream but taxes will rape your ass for that big engine, here everything above 2.5 gets like 7x times more tax or whatever

Example : 2.0 - 30 EUR tax
2.1-2.5 - 180 EUR tax
2.6-3.0 - 400 EUR tax
3.1 - 3.5 - 700 EUR tax
5.0 - 1800 EUR tax

[uncut coral]

had a 318 with inline 4 before but had to go for the upgrade

[stark torrent]

if u see a 5.0 here you know the guy is ballin

[white void]

It's sad because I really want to play actual tarkov and get better

but it's just so hard

getting shot from someone you never even see

[stark torrent]

you picked a bit of a shit time, the game is in one of the worst states rn

[white void]

Scavs giving you (Head, eyes)

when I started EFT (which would've been like 1-2 years ago now) it was so fucking fun

but now

Idk

EFT just feels weird

[stark torrent]

this is my dad's car

525i , but with the old bimmer engine

the m20b25

tank of a car but expensive to maintain as after 32 years shit breaks by just existing

also gas mileage is out the window but smiles per gallon i guess

[white void]

I just want to experience EFT like I did on my first wipe

[stark torrent]

i dont it was miserable, i got abused by good players , i couldnt bring myself to get a good gun cause i was scared

[white void]

Personally all that was fun for me

I wasnt mad because I knew i was learning

but now

No matter how hard I try when it wipes

I can't get better

[stark torrent]

Early wipe is fun but defo better have knowledge rn

[white void]

someone always shits on me

[stark torrent]

soemone always shits on you

its how the game is

[white void]

I just miss that Tarkov that I started out with

It was so fun

Finding cultists for the first time

Meeting Tagilla for the first time

[stark torrent]

Yeah when i killed the 4 cultists on shoreline for the first time

[white void]

Learning all the maps

[stark torrent]

i got the taiga

man i was so scared

i was lucky i had a 60 rounder RPK

[white void]

I just miss that game that I started out with so much

I want it back

[stark torrent]

havent seen cultists in 2 wipes

sad kek

[white void]

take my knowledge from me idc

Just gib old Tarky

[uncut coral]

beautiful

[stark torrent]

https://www.tiktok.com/@escapefromtarkov/video/7216086417301179650?_r=1&_t=8b3ldX7jOxs

@soft coral us at sawmill

[soft coral]

very vrey true

[stark torrent]

he is not doing too well

[soft coral]

oooh bangawr

[obtuse thistle]

damn homie

do you drink water from time to time

[soft coral]

no.

I mean yes

but no

[obtuse thistle]

finally I go back to having a million

[soft coral]

ggs

I'm chasing the 50s

as a milestone

[obtuse thistle]

godspeed

I went to custom cuz I'm lv13 and can upgrade level of therapist

so I was doing quests there and had to kill scavs

but I had a bad spawn

I only managed to kill one

[soft coral]

man said no I won't die

[soft coral]

@young crag

I am conviced 80% of people on woods are timmies

another lost timmy on woods

130m away

[pine scaffold]

god the cigarettes quest from mechanic

[soft coral]

wdym

[terse pecan]

bro needs to stop smoking fr

[pine scaffold]

bad habit

i hate it

[soft coral]

he do be asking for a ton of them

but theyre not hard to find

[pine scaffold]

its one of those quests that suddenly drops the spawn of the stuff you need of -800%

then when you finish it

you start finding that shit everywhere

[soft coral]

ah yes

check food crates

died by 2 timmies on the field next to woods

ok

ok

legit hiding in the field prone

I had shit loot anyway
got send back to the stash quickly

[young crag]

REEEEEEE

You lucky man lol

I still remember the time i found a hand drill in woods pmc but fucking died from a blacked leg

but tbh it wouldnt be useful since stash is full nowhere to put and was missing other stuff

welp i almost have 1 mil roubles

[young crag]

rip MIA

Got lost past the scav town hill

went somewhere like this and noticed it too late

when i couldve taken the right path and go straight to scav bridge

[soft coral]

not the intel folder 😭

[young crag]

sad indeed

wanna do pmc run?

[soft coral]

naw

[young crag]

scav in 15 mins then?

[soft coral]

im watching youtube

[young crag]

i have shitton of youtube tabs open

that i simply dont have time to watch

[pine scaffold]

Don't use those shitty ass helmets

They're useless

And wont make you hear shit

[brittle sinew]

Don't listen to this man

Kolpak is a really good helmet for early game

He is lying

Kolpak is the best

[young crag]

i simply started with it

[soft coral]

not nice

[brittle sinew]

Kolpak is really good

[soft coral]

yikes

[pine scaffold]

You are better without It than with

If you spawn with anything that looks like a fireman or motorcycle hat throw it

[soft coral]

from now on i will never go village on woods again as a scav

[young crag]

what the hell

[soft coral]

99% of the time I go there theres a fucking pmc

[soft coral]

wtf is this shit

[soft coral]

?

[young crag]

this belt

god damn

[soft coral]

I got killed by a lv60

on woods

[young crag]

💀

camper?

[soft coral]

what

he was not camping

[pine scaffold]

and that helmet Is plastic replica btw but you can use It to craft the real one

[soft coral]

lv60 my guy

[uncut coral]

tk goated helmet

[soft coral]

wtf is a lv60 doing on woods

go back to streets

interesting

[pine scaffold]

mfw can't do quests on streets because of shit framerate

[stark torrent]

alo update

[brittle sinew]

That craft is ass lol

[stark torrent]

enjoying the game i guess

lvl 60 tho rip soul

[soft coral]

I've never seen such a high level on woods

it's one those so rare encounters where you don't believe it when yousee it

and what did this update change

[stark torrent]

come in vc ivan

[stark torrent]

idk but i loaded inventory and my game crashed

the biggest piece of dogshit

[uncut coral]

what the actual fuck is this game, load in to see someone elses presets

[soft coral]

bmwsux

[stark torrent]

yeah i saw it happen to streamers since they preset every gun

its funny but also frustrating cause u have to restart the game

[uncut coral]

bro deff got an interesting taste

[stark torrent]

hamr

[uncut coral]

SDN6

[soft coral]

sdn hallo

hamr hello

man needs to go back to psych ward

Time to go woods again

[soft coral]

mf hasnt heard of a bravo4

[young crag]

@soft coral Tarkov together?

[soft coral]

with iedy rn

plus I have food afterwards to eat

[pine scaffold]

dude begging to be carried

jk

[young crag]

wouldnt you as well at some point?

Shits scary

[soft coral]

stay down

dont camp outskirts next time

? @stark torrent he had this tag on him

[stark torrent]

poor guy died to scav

big rip

[pine scaffold]

is that a muhh streamer preset or what

[stark torrent]

no, its the best in slot

thats one of the main issues with attachements

you cant rly have variation

[soft coral]

?

[stark torrent]

if u want to run the best stats on a gun they will all look the same

[pine scaffold]

ledy understood

[soft coral]

hanguard is wrong

use troy

[pine scaffold]

the guy i killed was using this

not me

[soft coral]

fair

[pine scaffold]

i'm level 17 bro i dont go on raid with 200k guns on me

[soft coral]

xddd

320*

I can totally see everything

2 fuckers sitting on those rocks

legit camping bro

I mean cmon

[young crag]

welp

i killed some scavs with my friend and we got shot in the forest

tried to take the rations in my pouch but when i died i realized that they're not counted as "Found in raid" which completely ruined the point of doing the quest

[soft coral]

which rations

also yeah if you die with any item up your ass

it losses its found in raid status

[young crag]

Iskra and can of beef stew

[soft coral]

ye

[young crag]

welp

pmc factory time

because quests

[soft coral]

holy fuck

[pulsar brook]

looted a chad that died in a bush for some reason, got head eyes'd because i could not aim the hipster ass sniper rifle he was using

should've just used the mosin i had lol

it even had an adjustable scope

an adjustable scope i tell you

inconceivable to my rat brain

[young crag]

wtf is factory always been this quiet

[soft coral]

Time to run US ammo on the akmn

shoot someone

they get no audio

they post on reddit

[young crag]

co-op?

[soft coral]

co-op what

lmao

[young crag]

anything

i really wouldnt care which i need some scav kills

[stark torrent]

we doing a bit of toomfoolery

[soft coral]

nothing happened on woods scav village on march 30th

[pine scaffold]

xddddddddd

[stark torrent]

haha i was looking through logs to see who was it

[young crag]

pistol time

[pine scaffold]

[young crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1086220398485586001/togif-2.gif

[obtuse thistle]

they added the new cool map!! to tarkov damn

[stark torrent]

to soon

do not

pls

[obtuse thistle]

damn

went too far

[earnest timber]

Streets expansion

-20 fps

[young crag]

okay

ngl you werent joking about how good woods abandoned village and the near vicinity is

spawned with the pilgrim bag

[soft coral]

yeah...

I've played the map a few times

nice haul

[young crag]

nice

[soft coral]

282k for moonshine and 150k for W filter

we just got paid

[young crag]

ayy

best map to hunt for scavs?

[pine scaffold]

shoreline

[soft coral]

we did it

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\

HE SAID SHORELINE

[pine scaffold]

[young crag]

Cmon be real with me for a moment

[soft coral]

woods

[young crag]

dont want cbt i just need to hunt 2 or 3 more scavs

aight

[soft coral]

woods

easily

woods is insanely boring but man does it have nice loot
lots of scavs and its safe to roam around (usually)

[young crag]

best spot to find em?

[soft coral]

scav village

abbandoned

scav bunker

[young crag]

military camp?

Scav village was pretty wicked

spawned right next to it near the vehicale extract as pmc

but it was before i took the quest

[soft coral]

yeah thats one of the best ways to make quick money there

hope you get village spawn

loot everything

and leave

takes like 10 minutes

[young crag]

yea

if only i had the money back then

[soft coral]

everyone says play customs when youre a timmy

that is insanely terrible advice

because everyone on customs tryhards

[young crag]

i dont even know the map layout itself and ive been doing woods the entire time in this day

[pine scaffold]

customs became way harder

[young crag]

is factory still worthwhile?

Just for scav kills nothing more idc if i die a few times

[pine scaffold]

its just meant to be learned because all the first quests are there

but its a shit map

[soft coral]

customs is a pvp map

thats all it is

and what it will be

the map has mid loot

[young crag]

Factory?

[soft coral]

factory is THE pvp map

[young crag]

most likely meeting pmcs rather scavs

[soft coral]

ye

[young crag]

welp i spent my first 1,1 mil rubles on the junk box

and it has really helped

[pine scaffold]

thats okay

[young crag]

i was constantly playing tetris without it

and having to discard items

[soft coral]

kekw

[young crag]

now time to refill all of my backpacks with other type of junk

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kc96rlR5Rnk?feature=share @stark torrent

[young crag]

dooonee

[soft coral]

gj

[young crag]

bet it'll get full

[soft coral]

when we're so good at surviving woods

the only time I die

was when iedy shot me

we're too good for our own sake

[young crag]

how about a trio then

to balance it off

gotten relatively okay gear for the pmc

[soft coral]

ah so we're gonna shoot you

[young crag]

well

under average gear

[pine scaffold]

lmaooo

[soft coral]

lmaoo

[pine scaffold]

lessgo mechanic gimme the gold

[soft coral]

you need a tetriz wdym

[pine scaffold]

you need two

i have them

[soft coral]

ah

ggs

its probably not as worth it

[pine scaffold]

found them together btw

lucky ahh

[soft coral]

goofy ahh

[pine scaffold]

also please play with joe guys

[young crag]

[soft coral]

WE LITERALLY STOPPED FOR TODAY

we played at noon

and then we played couple of mins ago

[young crag]

im ok with tomorrow

since it'll be Friday and all

[soft coral]

gn team

[soft coral]

you play with him

🔪

[pine scaffold]

nah

[soft coral]

then dont tell us to play with him

wtf

[pine scaffold]

i cant play this game with anyone that is not my native language

[young crag]

Which is?

[pine scaffold]

will lead to team kill in 0.1 seconds

uzbekistan

[young crag]

damn was wondering if it would be finnish

[soft coral]

I don't mind playing with a 3rd dude
its just that it gets wayy to chaotic

and since we've never played wed need many hours to learn how everyone plays and shit and we arent going to be as efficient

there will be constant are you here are you there who is this

type of stuff

[young crag]

i see welp hopefully it wouldnt have come to that

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

he is fuming

[soft coral]

malding

FAK OF NAHUI PONQL

[stark torrent]

yeah he actualy say foak uoff

insane actors

and i got killed by a gzhel ppsh guy

[obtuse thistle]

ppsh

more like

pffff

[soft coral]

that's....

The fk

its like running fully decked out mutant but you have only a paca on

people on factory I swear

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tvgNcWsG5q0

sale should be on

time to become poor

its not

what is going on

[soft coral]

kek

I'm not upgrading anyway

Gnteam

what?

[stark torrent]

think its fake

[soft coral]

ahaa

[stark torrent]

yeah landmark just said its scam

[soft coral]

nice

the entire game is a scam at this point

i dont even know what happened

we were too busy pressing F on woods

omg the entire subreddit is lit up like a tree

[stark torrent]

ah no nvm

they did get hacked, that link sends youi to a cheating site to buy the cheats

bro i cant even make fun of them anymore this is just sad

holy fucking shti

[soft coral]

oh na...

[stark torrent]

tinfoil consipracy : Benevolent hackers want to revert the audio back before the oculus shti

[soft coral]

Tbh i wouldnt be surprised

[stark torrent]

ivan i am crying

[soft coral]

mm

ass licking

thank god i left the official discord

place is more toxic than chernobyl

[obtuse thistle]

Damn

[stark torrent]

dont go woods night at sawmill

[young crag]

gm

[low raven]

Ayooooooo

Inb4 the hacks are just manageable 5.56 recoil and no inertia xD

[young crag]

heard gunshots passing through my ears tried to find the bozo but no luck and died

rip lcd screen

pmcs were camping abandoned village

[young crag]

yoooo!

well he did shoot at me first

[stark torrent]

i love him he is precious

[young crag]

love the outfit

[soft coral]

Dude is literally a teenager

[stark torrent]

pretty sure thats his lore , while the other bosses were somewhat of some status ( Glukhar ex marine, Reshala was a dealer, Killa was an athlete and Tagilla was factory worker, Sanitar was ex Terragroup top scientist, Knight and Pipe are ex SEAL Marines and Birbeye is MARSOC unit or whatever

Shturmi was just a kid that picked up a gun and started doing shit in the woods

[soft coral]

just like us

😎

[stark torrent]

Da.

[soft coral]

also gm

[stark torrent]

hello ivanovi

[soft coral]

ivanovi

hmmm

is that the what you would call me in romania

[stark torrent]

nah, we have ivans here too

but ivan here is usually a family name

[soft coral]

wtf

in bulgaria its the first name of someone

if it was 2nd or 3rd name

it would be Иванов

iedy if you ever feel useless remember that we have the letter Ь ь

[stark torrent]

taht looks like a meme letter

got the 400k g28

nice

[soft coral]

iedy at 11 in the morning on tarkov

ofc

[obtuse thistle]

he's goddamn grinding

[soft coral]

I mean

I do the same

[obtuse thistle]

neat

[stark torrent]

yes i woke up at 9

[soft coral]

I woke up at 10:50

got up made cold coffee with ice

and im here

[stark torrent]

nice

[soft coral]

Guys remember that boss with the SUV in the streets trailer?

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

ok its getting a bit out of control now

[young crag]

welp i did it i played with my irl fren and made it out

[obtuse thistle]

this quest was nasty for me too

[soft coral]

what the hell happened here

[young crag]

the fuck

im trying to recalculate and explain to my friend where we went basically

got lost a few times and went in circles

[soft coral]

kekw

[young crag]

met some random scav around the mountain which fucking spooked both of us

oh god this is shit

[soft coral]

the in game maps are ba

[young crag]

quite bad

at least i got compass now

Welp im ready for tarkov

how do i understand the use of this compass

[soft coral]

look at the compass

lmao

[young crag]

was invisible

lemme retry

up for a game?

[young crag]

i figured that as much

ah there its loaded in

[soft coral]

after enough hours you just sort of know where you are

time to eat

[young crag]

though as always in the forest you're gonna get lost a bit

worst part is ending up doing a circle around some trees and wasting time

[stark torrent]

@soft coral ivan biban wanna do some tarkov until i go to work at 4?

[soft coral]

not work at 4

BIBAN

I swear

I will find you

and I'll give you cevapci...

[young crag]

didnt have work today and found that out the hard way

went to workplace at 8am just to find out nobodys there lol

tf is this

[obtuse thistle]

i found this too i have no clue

[young crag]

big money doe

[stark torrent]

yeah its used for thermal barters later

[young crag]

big money

[stark torrent]

sell it rn 34k

[young crag]

just did

[soft coral]

its not super big money

[young crag]

still good until i get flea market

cant wait to sell this danky looking key

[soft coral]

well thats cool

[soft coral]

woods
spawn next to village
loot
bam ez money ljust like that

[young crag]

spawned as pmc or scav?

[soft coral]

pmc ofc

[young crag]

man i wanna take those car extracts

[young crag]

real lucky spawn for sure

[soft coral]

I mean

nobody spawned on that side

so free shit for us

[young crag]

indeed

[soft coral]

so fking close

[young crag]

do i lose rep if i fail the operational missions?

[soft coral]

operational?

you mean the dailies

[young crag]

yea

[soft coral]

you loose rep only if you reset them to a different one

if you fail it nothing happens

[young crag]

okay good

was asking because of the time limit

[pine scaffold]

actually they're called operational tasks

so he's right

🦜

[young crag]

trio or duo anyone rn?

[soft coral]

not bad

got a skull ring too

but not great either

The usual tbh

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024669

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[young crag]

ayyyy

also yoinked a pilgrim bag

[soft coral]

He did it

[young crag]

met some friendly pmcs as scav and we both went to factory gate

[soft coral]

Fking NPC encounter on woods

[soft coral]

ggs

[young crag]

dunno what to do now

[soft coral]

PS ammo truly the most versatile round in the game

if you take into account gun availability price to performance and everything

I love it

imo ofc

856a1 is also one of the best

Bt is shit cuz its unlocked so fucking late

[young crag]

ye

[soft coral]

The holy trinity

akmn never dissapoints

we make papa kalash proud

[young crag]

im still rocking with like semi autos rifles

just random shit i find and use

got a ppsh with 5 mags full

[soft coral]

I'm looking at some good cheap builds joe

brb

[young crag]

ait

[soft coral]

Bussin

[young crag]

the stock is what gets me

and grip so goofy

[soft coral]

ye

but

stats are bussin

[young crag]

i can imagine

real men use old wooden grips that haven't even been sanded so you'd get splinters every time you shoot

[soft coral]

47 ergo 35 recoil

but its semi auto only

[young crag]

could tap tap tap

[soft coral]

ye

[young crag]

???

how

[soft coral]

LMAO

items spawn on that shelf

[young crag]

and its on practice map as well

god damn

[soft coral]

yeah items do spawn on that shelf

[young crag]

good to know

welp scav cooldown already gone

[hushed heart]

Who can resell to me EFT

[soft coral]

?

resell?

[hushed heart]

yep

[soft coral]

you want to buy an account?

[hushed heart]

Yes

[soft coral]

that's against the TOS

[hushed heart]

To play EFT

[soft coral]

buy the game

simple as that

[hushed heart]

I can't

[soft coral]

selling accounts is prohibited

[soft coral]

Skill issue in that case

[young crag]

pmc or scav run?

hmmm

[soft coral]

kinda wanna run a super decked out tx15

for the luls

[young crag]

bloody ay

[soft coral]

but I wont cuz its super expensive

[young crag]

wouldnt mind for scav run

[soft coral]

plus the gen3 reciever is better

sure we can do scav run

[young crag]

aye

[hushed heart]

No like i can't pay eft

so i want get reseller

[young crag]

skill issue

[soft coral]

[young crag]

i had a similar problem but i switched payment methods and worked

[hushed heart]

I switched

and i till can't

[soft coral]

joe chose bear

[young crag]

yea i did

[soft coral]

ouch

[young crag]

listen it wouldnt make too much of a difference hopefully

[soft coral]

[young crag]

i like warsaw pact guns doe

[soft coral]

holy

he doesn't know

[young crag]

well it wouldnt matter after the wipe right?

[soft coral]

alo

[hushed heart]

[young crag]

yea was alt tabbed

vc?

[pine scaffold]

doesnt make any difference in any case

you'll use ak platform guns more than ar15 in any case

[soft coral]

.....

rooster

clock

gold chain

WTF

[stark torrent]

bro

damn

[soft coral]

who is posting their tinder matches on r/EFT

[stark torrent]

tbf i bet she was hard to talk to , her attitude is a bit eh from what i saw

[young crag]

[soft coral]

buy mtapes from flea
sell them to fence
bigjoe snagged one

EZ

[young crag]

fucking thank god

all of my efforts

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-thanks-bow-tom-choirmaster-gif-16114680

[young crag]

now i just got a generator,nutrition unit after upgrading security

[soft coral]

banned for RMT

sold bolts too

and he made the workbench

[young crag]

ayy

[soft coral]

tomorrow 60 day ban ggs

[soft coral]

why is there salt in filing cabinets

wtf

[young crag]

lol

why tf do my hands always sweat at times like these

[soft coral]

idk

waiting for someone to buy the 1/100 FIR water filter

[soft coral]

is glorious alright

mf sounds like he can barely speak

? :D

???

who dat mf

[stark torrent]

[uncut coral]

the man, the myth, the legend

[soft coral]

fanmail?

is it you rely

[uncut coral]

yes, lets game this weekend if i have time, maybe ?

[soft coral]

ah LMAO

sure

you are warned that I am bad at the game

[stark torrent]

eiiiiiii

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

300k

bought redut armor

tried it on

holy shit I feel like a boat

underweight
pick up can of herrin
STOMP STOMP STOMP

Yes

[uncut coral]

yoo

[soft coral]

Yoo

where is this

the fk

[uncut coral]

lighthouse, train station warehouse table

[soft coral]

okayy

[uncut coral]

thought u could only get it from lightkeeper

[soft coral]

apparently not

apparently it spawns in stashes and you could maybe get it from scavcase but idk

[soft coral]

wanna game?

[young crag]

oh man

doing factory with friend

[uncut coral]

1hr ? i'll eat and take a shower

[soft coral]

whenever you can

[uncut coral]

i'll tag u when

[young crag]

fucking ay

bozo camped at gate 3 in factory and both of me and fren died

we knew there was someone camping and we tried taking pot shots but didnt help when my friend doesnt know how to dodge a grenade

[soft coral]

fk

[dusk anvil]

oh wow,tarkov,tried it once cuz my cousin recommended it
got my shit beaten repeatedly so i stopped playing xD

[soft coral]

I couldnt chase some kid running

bro this dude was zoomin so much

from the road next to usec that guy went to zb014 in less than a minute

Wtf my guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0 dude played this song probably and had lv 300 strenght

fucking the flash bro

he had unsupressed m4 tho

[young crag]

lol i found the intelligence at some cult site in woods

near Ritual

[soft coral]

why do you have a tbag

[young crag]

y not

just cause

[soft coral]

it has small space

[young crag]

it has another t-bag inside of it

yeah i know

[soft coral]

when I say you can easily make 500k per raid on woods

I mean it

I have been looking at the numbers

I went from 52 444 000 to 53 065 000

this map is actually busted

why is nobody playing it

took 16 minutes

and its guaranteed loot 80% of the time

so you can consitently make 400k/500k sometimes even more depending on scav loadout

same with PMC

thank god nobody plays this map

when you record in 720p but the video comes out as 360

what?

youtube are you okay?

[young crag]

welp

Scav woods with a toz

abandoned village here i go

[soft coral]

learn the stashes

ah oke the video has 720p quality now

https://youtu.be/f9zaUMcskw8

exposure

gonna get a million subs

lets crack straight into this video

top 10 stashes on woods

number 6 will blow your mind

[young crag]

@soft coral

my god

i never expected a hand drill in scav town

[soft coral]

gg

[soft coral]

woods terrible map no loot

cumstains is so much better guys

[marble thicket]

fr

[soft coral]

surely

dont go woods

2/20 shturman

died by a white name

m80

instant headeyes

yeah bro

behind us on sniper rock

peaked

and instant headeyes

excuse me?

ye bro

@stark torrent

[young crag]

man i wanna farm my scav karma

cant wait to spam that shit every 10 mins or so

[soft coral]

????

????

wtf

[soft coral]

woods provided once more

[young crag]

thoughts on streets of tarkov?

Gonna dip my toes in and see how it'll go

as in i ball

[soft coral]

shit

we did some raids with the legend himself aka rely

[uncut coral]

ggs

[soft coral]

ggs indeed

[uncut coral]

smacked him though

[young crag]

HAHAAA

[soft coral]

meanwhile the guy gets a lucky headshot on me cuz tarkov

[young crag]

FIRST TIME IN STREETS OF TARKOV LADS

doe i had to dip out as soon as i started hearing gun shots

Funny how i found a measuring tape huh

[soft coral]

he did it

[young crag]

welp

should i find a way to keep drawbridge or discard it

had to discard some shitty ak i found in raid to hold the sledgehammer

[soft coral]

I mean I'm happy

I died with the axmc but rely stashes it AND I got shturman a 2nd time

[young crag]

gg

now i will find out

and discover the wonders of breaking through that god damn wall

you know what

i have actually gotten better at reading the map

As in mentally i can tell where i kinda am at

even if its my first time in a new place

[soft coral]

@uncut coral no clue if you enjoyed the playstyle I and iedy have (its the same for both of us) on woods but its definitely different

[young crag]

i really should do some pmc runs but i hate solo pmc

anyhow time to break the damn wall down

[soft coral]

solo pmc is anxiety inducing

[soft coral]

gn dudes

[young crag]

haha!

Reserve scav first time taking depot hermetic door

got another hand drill

[stark torrent]

Tapped

[soft coral]

The only sound I will never get tired of hearing in raid

is someone exploding from mines

[obtuse thistle]

Yeah -1 in raid

[soft coral]

ох

died by player scav on lighthouse

cuz I looted therogue body before him

go fk yourself kid

the rogue had a stripped ak104

was it worth it?