💣tarkov-released

[spring fable]

anyone know good spots to farm for syringes?

[soft coral]

medical crates

woods or reserve

[spring fable]

i guess you mean the fob on woods east of sawmil?

[soft coral]

yes

[pine scaffold]

interchange mantis and the other medical place

[soft coral]

ultra medical

need the key for it

cringe

[pine scaffold]

nah theres another place

open

with medical stuff as well

at 1st floor

[soft coral]

aah

idk I dont go interchange for meds

[pine scaffold]

also yeah the fortress on woods

thats full of shit

[soft coral]

lmao fortress

[spring fable]

CRINGE

[soft coral]

thats a new one

[spring fable]

thats cringe

[pine scaffold]

i call it like that

what about it

[spring fable]

game dropping airdrops on me when i decided not to loot any other than the ones i called in

[pine scaffold]

sure its gonna be hard to loot that with all the pmcs spotting you in open space

[soft coral]

nah nothing its the first time i've heard someone call it fortress

theres nothing wrong with it

[pine scaffold]

i know

[obtuse thistle]

exp as scav levels my scav, not the pmc, but what does that do?

[pine scaffold]

la stessa cosa che ti fa al pmc

[soft coral]

doesnt do anything

[pine scaffold]

soltanto che non ha molto senso perché ogni volta è uno scav diverso

però le abilità te le livella

[soft coral]

scav levels dont do anything as of now

[pine scaffold]

corri di più, etc

[pine scaffold]

really? doesnt the guy sprint more

and shit

even tho its always a different scav

it looks like it does to me

more stamina

[soft coral]

these levels bro

skill levels do imrpove your scav aka strenght and endurance

[pine scaffold]

if you put it that way

okay

[soft coral]

but the major levels dont do anything

[obtuse thistle]

so exp as in "levels" doesn't do anything but skills leveled up like healing, endurance etc

matter for scavs too

is that correct?

[pine scaffold]

yeah

[obtuse thistle]

alright

[spring fable]

whoopsie

ran into a mine

but all intentional, now i can do the shoot peeps with tremor quest

[obtuse thistle]

this thing worth something?

spawned with it as scav

[uncut coral]

one-time access to the best map in the entire game

[spring fable]

i got bonked
but so did he

[obtuse thistle]

i smell lot of cheaters then

[soft coral]

cum

OH NA

[obtuse thistle]

yeah see playing as scav is so comfy ffs

[marble thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-writing-lobster-writes-speech-bubble-stan-twitter-gif-26079717

[obtuse thistle]

Yes that's me

[soft coral]

CRABWALKERS

[soft coral]

gambling paid off

[brittle sinew]

Remember @soft coral

[soft coral]

TRUE

[stark torrent]

some andrew tate shit

[brittle sinew]

It's just facts

Do the math

[obtuse thistle]

Tony Soprano once told me: "Never use HP, capisc?"

[soft coral]

I told you that

[young crag]

anyone down for scav gaming right now?

lost some pistols and some tactical rigs during a few times of playing pmc

and all i got was this lousy GPU

[soft coral]

is it found in raid?

[young crag]

sadly doesnt qualified as one but i dont care had to shove it up my pouch before i died from blood loss or some shit

and i was so close to the exit as well

[soft coral]

you can use it in bitcoin farm

if you get to that point

[young crag]

that was my general plan but i don't even have eletricity

all i got is a shitbucket and a broken wall to worry about 24/7

but on the positive side i have learned a lot from dying a few times

[young crag]

my succesful Scav raid for the day

won because i followed a british lad around interchange

[marble thicket]

oh damn you got a gpu

can just sell to therapist since its not fir

[young crag]

I'll keep it until i can find how btc mining works

[spring fable]

never trust insurance

[marble thicket]

so you didnt insure the rear sight

[spring fable]

hmm its more of a spt thing i guess
prapors goons really like to troll and take ironsights from guns thez return

[warm echo]

It’s a meme how spt insurance works

They’ll leave your 800k rou suppressor on and just take your recoil pad sometimes

Fockin rngooks

[formal rampart]

How does tarkov spt feel ? I jumped in and got kinda discouraged by the wiggle video. Is SPT doable if I dont want to get banned ?

[warm echo]

It’s something you play if you enjoy trying wacky mods or enjoy the gun crafting fantasy of Tarkov

18 tagilla on factory is a good meme

[spring fable]

i mean i legit have fun with it
and i do think it is good for training some aspects, like gaining map and game knowledge

plus you can set challenges for yourself to make it harder, like no scaving or flea, which really forces you to get on top of the item game

like knowing where to go to get specific stuff

[white void]

or just download an AIO and go NIGHTMARE MODE

The bots WILL fuck you hard

peek for 2 seconds? BRRRRRRRT

Good fun

[frail ether]

I got head eyed by a aipmc 200m away with some shitty tracer filled ak. You need mods if you want to enjoy spt imo, unless you like the loading experience

[quaint hull]

labs go crazy

[soft coral]

xinlaochinglei surely goes crazy

Why wave QD on mutant

can afford altyn
cant afford good supressor

duality

[marble thicket]

Can end up getting you banned if be detects somethings up.

[soft coral]

spt cringo

[stark torrent]

can afford all guns and good ammo in the game

we only play woods

yes we are enjoyers

[soft coral]

ofc

chad meta loadouts on woods is the way to go

[stark torrent]

only space free in my stash cause i havent played in 2 days and my insurance was up

suffering from success

[uncut coral]

time to buy a new thicc

[soft coral]

Ive not played but i dont have any insurance

I dont die

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7y6-4NWnBQ

recoil is realistic in tarkov guys 🤓

surely

[strong hinge]

he is running a million rouble build, thats why he has no recoil cmon ivan

[soft coral]

we do the same but we have recoil

see he knows

fucker is using US ammo

[stark torrent]

@soft coral not one , but two

acog sights

[soft coral]

I've never seen that man in my life

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

People genuinely believed nikita

Oh na

and this is why tarkov progresses as slow as it does
nikita says something
everyone trusts him and nobody doubts him
situation calms down

repeat cycle

[stark torrent]

yeah literally

[strong hinge]

they actually believe in what nikita says?

man im dead

[young crag]

Im not complaining i got matches which i really needed

Was considered early extraction but i do not care im happy i survived

[soft coral]

@stark torrent interview went well

soon 2 week training period in office or home( I chose office) and then regular 4 hour shifts

they thought i had hobbies

how do I tell them I play a CBT game that makes me want to shoot myself while also having the added bonus of playing tetriz in the menu

[obtuse thistle]

tarkov truly is a tetris game with a fps minigame added in

[soft coral]

yeah

[soft coral]

this is what tarkov is an endless tetriz game

we're stuck here for eternity

[obtuse thistle]

alrioghjt guys what can I safely sell?

before ya'll say sell soap, toilet paper, shampoo etc ur disgusting, my scavs need to take a shower

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

cmon ivan what is totally useless?

[pulsar brook]

hoard it all

[obtuse thistle]

I need to free space for extra junk lolol

I'm probably going to sell a motor

[pulsar brook]

buy another junkbox

[obtuse thistle]

give me money for it ahah

[pulsar brook]

i guess you could... sell some junk to afford it...

found a (in my opinion) really nice loot run after a bit of testing out random patterns of running around and getting shot

not going to tell what it is, but it probably isn't that good lol

just feels good to have some financial stability

(i guess my "loot run" could might as well be called "learning the damn map")

[soft coral]

I mean

hoarding bad

A lot of these items are used for hideout upgrades tho

so keep em for now

[pulsar brook]

hoarding is cool as hell

why would a rat rat if a rat no hoard?

roubles just don't hit the same

[soft coral]

I didn't say I was a rat

speak for yourself

[pulsar brook]

i did, however

well, i'd frame it as "i don't go after fights in places where i would be at a disadvantage" or "cowardice"

but if i get a good fight, i'll definitely take it

my weapons are crap, so their situation needs to be crap as well

[young crag]

I need to complete the introduction quest the kind where i need to find a letter in woods

ive found it but only during practice and still learning the ropes of the map

[pulsar brook]

yeah, getting the hang of woods is tricky

since before you get used to it everything just looks like more trees lol

[young crag]

i know that so long i find the plane i find the letter

[pulsar brook]

mapgenie is really handy in case you haven't been using it

[young crag]

but then i need to find my way with the exits

yea am using it

[pulsar brook]

yeah, you very unintuitively get a compass from a later quest there or paying a ton for it

would have helped a ton when i was learning

that combined with mapgenie makes it way easier to know where you're going if you don't know the landmarks too well yet

[pulsar brook]

well, 200k felt like really big money early on at least

[young crag]

Yeah doe is the compass permament or could you lose it?

ladies and gents i got eletricity

[soft coral]

so 2 stacks of 120BP at lv 37 crafting

is roughly 11 bullets per hour

[warm echo]

Wish it gave 200

[young crag]

do you wanna do pmc run with me?

dont want to do solos atm

[soft coral]

maybe 160 instead of 120

120 is

depending on how you play

its one fight

LMAO

or

a couple of raids

for me its the latter but still

this is at lv 37 crafting

goes to show how much you actually need to make the craft worth it in the long run

which is why I still want boxes of 30 and 120 packs of BP

like BT PPBS BS and so on

[pulsar brook]

permanent, you slap it on one of those slots next to your pockets

[young crag]

thank god

also how valuable are these keys

[pulsar brook]

tarkov market tells you all

[young crag]

dont have it unlocked yet

[soft coral]

pmp front trash

[pulsar brook]

the website

[young crag]

fair enough

[young crag]

got it

[uncut coral]

upper is 3mil

[young crag]

you're shitting me

[soft coral]

yes but its on streets

imagine going streets

[uncut coral]

quest key

[soft coral]

map does not exist to me

[young crag]

damn

also fuck i need a measuring tape

[soft coral]

@uncut coral we've been investing in crypto

it paid out

[pulsar brook]

holy fuck it is

congrats lol

[soft coral]

Go woods

[pulsar brook]

shove that deep into your stash

[young crag]

do i just keep it till i get the quest item for it?

[young crag]

already need to go there for that damn letter but im too much of a puss atm

[uncut coral]

don't do the quest just sell the key

[soft coral]

half the quests on streets are dogshit

[uncut coral]

it isn't needed for anything, basically dead end

[pulsar brook]

sell the key on the flea

not to a trader

[young crag]

only done interchange,forest

[pulsar brook]

very important lol

[young crag]

and flea i havent unlocked yet but i'll keep it

[soft coral]

forest

okay

@stark torrent from now on we are the forest predators

[young crag]

we meeting up?

[soft coral]

?

meet where?

[young crag]

so far ive done reserve,interchange and woods

[soft coral]

alo?

[young crag]

ingame?

huh

[pulsar brook]

only actual players will give you the 2.5 mil for it, just so that this doesn't become another "selling a ledx to prapor" situation

[soft coral]

I can provide scav woods runs

[young crag]

no pmcs?

[soft coral]

as long as it involves woods

I can provide vast amount of knowledge on the map

I'm like harmeaus mora

[young crag]

i see lol

[soft coral]

Bearer of the forbiden knowledge

[young crag]

well you're in luck then

[uncut coral]

cashapp me some, i'm plummeting

[young crag]

i need woods a few things and the quest item

[soft coral]

invest in crypto man I'm telling you it will soon blow up

I mean

I'm still trash at the game

I just press F very efficiently

[young crag]

yeah but its always better than solo

[soft coral]

rn I'm not playing pmc

as I said

I can only provide scav gameplay

[young crag]

alright well then

[soft coral]

I only do pmc with iedy and rely(waiting on it)

[young crag]

in which case i'll just do some practice runs in woods

[uncut coral]

investing in Zabralocoin RN

[soft coral]

brb

[young crag]

scav gameplay now?

[soft coral]

I could

[young crag]

aight sweet

lets add each other then

[soft coral]

give ign

[young crag]

JustJoe38

[soft coral]

I'm investing in mutants

[young crag]

you do vc btw?

[soft coral]

I do

[young crag]

good then im in vc

[stark torrent]

good job ivan

i am rly glad

you will buy EOD soon

[soft coral]

I saw that

[stark torrent]

sry i wanted to say an update dropped but its preety minor for tarkov

they changed some crafting times and 2 labs cards in stock now

[soft coral]

what update

this truly changes

nothing...

[stark torrent]

here

i help you with EoD

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

why tf do u have the 1 one

its so small

[soft coral]

do i look like a gypsy begger to you

[stark torrent]

it must be a fucking pain to cash that in

[soft coral]

it is

we throw em away

[stark torrent]

same with ours we have a 5 bani one which is brown cause its literally shit

i have 0.96 levas

truly a rich man

can i buy a monster with that

[soft coral]

you can buy a waffle

[stark torrent]

nah monster is like 4 levas

or 3

[soft coral]

2.60/2.80

[stark torrent]

ah its a bit cheaper i guess if i convert to romanian

here it would be 2.30-2.40 levas

[obtuse thistle]

The conspiracy is real

[soft coral]

is that sight new

must be

[obtuse thistle]

That Spongebob meme but it's this sight instead of burgers

[pulsar brook]

got pinned down by a pmc while i was leaving interchange, somehow managed to save myself by proning behind the tiny ass railing

(next to the road)

sadly didn't get a kill, they probably didn't want to expose their legs since there's a gap underneath the rail for me to shoot through lol

but if they had a grenade left...

ouch owie

[gloomy wasp]

Would have been a major oof

[soft coral]

nice

13 more levels

it now takes 10 hours and 38 minutes

we're like 2/3 months into the wipe

if you were a pvp oriented player

it would actually make a lot of sense to constantly craft while you play

to get that high level

cuz in the end its worth it (sort of )

though for 120 bullets that's still not much

it's actually very little

considering how much ammo one may use in a raid

kek

[gloomy wasp]

So uh, how’s tarkov for everyone?

[soft coral]

I've been doing well

I'm not playing much this week

got all traders maxed

still have tons of random quests to complete which i wont

wipe was decent

sound was a painful part

thats about it

[obtuse thistle]

Ive been only scavving

I'm making money but it's not progressing, I probably should try to do mosin runs

[soft coral]

one should always fear the mosin man

even the biggest of chads fear the mosin man

for the mosin man has nothing to loose
and everything to gain...

timeless wisdom

[stark torrent]

shirley

[soft coral]

take notes ladies and gentlemen

this picture

of these 2 folks

is the ultimate form of having an inflated ego

98% of people go on factory to do quests

the 99th % go to do meme kits and fool around

and the last percent are these kinds of people

who go geared to shit only to kill timmies with mosins and umps

[stark torrent]

i had a 78 dura Saiga

[uncut coral]

only to get ohko’d in the legs by a shrap 10

[stark torrent]

he can suck my ballsito

i shot him in the facemask but killa sweatlord

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

i'm saving all my alcohol for this scav case

[young crag]

welp i finished my first ever quest

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915693337326010388/1090354112593399868/image.png

so far so good except that i still need a measuring tape

gonna give scav in woods a try once more

ow

[soft coral]

Gj man

[young crag]

👍

i want to level up badly but at the same time all these "hold up" moments kept happening

just when i want to go i ponder for a sec and then another

and most likely overcomplicate things

[stark torrent]

fuck

ggs

[soft coral]

ggs

I gambled well

[young crag]

Alright i did it

my second PMC run went well

in woods

looted around the lake and stayed near it so i wouldnt get lost

mainly found gun parts

[obtuse thistle]

I did farming 1 first toolset

and extracted

if I die now will the task reset?

[stark torrent]

no

but u have to survive to finish teh quest, you can die after u planted the 2nd , u wont ahve to repair it again

but u have to survive 1 factory raid after or whatever to finish the quest

[soft coral]

offline?

@stark torrent we should be fucking sherpas

[obtuse thistle]

ah ok ok cuz I did the first toolset, I didnt know the toolset just poofs away

[soft coral]

kek

[stark torrent]

no we only play woods

kekw

yeah put the toolset in the ass

[soft coral]

sherpa on woods

[stark torrent]

in teh container

[soft coral]

And we have fun

surprising i know

Gn team

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

[obtuse thistle]

yeah toolset in the ass

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-austin-powers-squirt-orgasm-gasm-gif-19285469

[soft coral]

hes progressing already

gamer

[young crag]

no

online

[soft coral]

ggs

[young crag]

also i somehow got a scav who has a drum ak lol

[soft coral]

Not that good

[young crag]

I'll see how much the drum is good

[soft coral]

its not
you will have bad ergo with it

[young crag]

regardless i got candy and salewa which is crucial for the quests im doing

i meant how much the drum mag is worth

must catch a price

[soft coral]

it uses 7.62x39 ammo which you can inly buy HP which is shit

[young crag]

unfortunate

[soft coral]

you got your emelya nice

that one emelya i gabe you helped

[young crag]

sure will

[soft coral]

you need to hand them in

[young crag]

ik

[soft coral]

oke

gn tho

[young crag]

gn

goin to sleep as well soon

[obtuse thistle]

it's done 🙏

[marble thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-rip-bozo-pack-watch-smoke-smoking-gif-25173508

[obtuse thistle]

Woods rendevouz

More like rendezwoods awwww

[white void]

KS-23 with the leg muncher rounds should do the trick

Pretty much a one hit kill if I remember correctly

[analog nest]

i did 523 damage to killa in one blast with the shrap 10 buck i hit every pellet i think it only has like 7-8 leg meta OP haha

[white void]

Yeah, it one shots PMCs

shatters their kneecaps and folds em like an omelet

[soft coral]

The bushes have spoken

gj dude

thats huge

[obtuse thistle]

Yeah it was a neat run

There was an earthquake at my zone right after I extracted lol

God got mad at my loot

[soft coral]

The woods gods were testing you

Youre worthy

[white void]

Maybe I should just become a woods rat

that way I might actually get to lvl 15

[soft coral]

join the woods gang

[crystal musk]

I swear every woods server im in has a total of like 3 players and nothing is looted

one time i spawned in looted a cabinet and instantly found a labs acess card and then ambushed by 2 mosin guys

im level 6 and i have found a total of 4 acess cards and one gpu

i swear tarkov gods are with me or smth

[soft coral]

woods being woods

[white void]

I might have to

just to get to lvl 15

do you have any tips to not get clapped on woods?

[soft coral]

Yes

dont run

running bad

cant hear enemy footsteps and your situational awareness goes to shit

[white void]

true

[soft coral]

walking is better

abuse bushes if you have to

[white void]

I think my woods kit will be penis helm, the green rig from lvl 1 ragman and an SKS with a scope

if I can buy the scope from lvl 1 traders

[soft coral]

Cant buy PS ammo

only HP

which is bad

[white void]

I have some PS ammo lined up

like

[soft coral]

fair

[white void]

90 rounds

in AK mags

[soft coral]

not much but should serve for a couple raids

if you aim head

[white void]

AND

I have a .366 AK

with some ok ammo

[soft coral]

EKO?

[white void]

so all else fails I can put a scope on that mf

[white void]

not too sure, think so

i just know its not the worst 366 ammo

[soft coral]

well it says on the ammo what it is

[white void]

I can't remember what it is though

[soft coral]

Then click on the ammo

and read

[white void]

IM NOT IN TARKOV

[soft coral]

Aah

oke

[white void]

But I will be

after these two gambit matches

[low raven]

Gambit matches?

[soft coral]

Queens gambit

[low raven]

You simping for someone llma?

Calling em queens smh

[soft coral]

I simp for myself

cuz damn I look good

[white void]

Destiny 2

Also @soft coral I must make these count

[soft coral]

put em in ass

[white void]

I will

NOW

I have an AKM

[soft coral]

Take out 30

for akm

[white void]

should I put a scope on that OR just buy an SKS instead?

[soft coral]

get sks with cobra

or scope

since its woods

idk is go with cobra

I would*

[white void]

SKS acquired

[soft coral]

GGS

[white void]

For now ima just do a run with this

if it's successfull, I'll go again

if I get clapped

[soft coral]

no cheese?

[white void]

AKM time

[soft coral]

absolute gigachad

[white void]

No cheese

Get the ol Mapgenie up

[soft coral]

shameless

[white void]

for all the loot locations

[soft coral]

drop ER bayonet

no need

Pick up scav knife for extra money

maybe even aze

[white void]

true

[soft coral]

axe*

im in bus cant type well

[white void]

Man these scav weapons getting weirder and weirder

AK-74 with a mf M4 stock

Wish me luck

[obtuse thistle]

Gl homie

[soft coral]

nobody tell him about the ak-12 rifle

he'll loose his mind

[white void]

hmmm

someone explain to me

how

a man facing me

in abandoned village

threw a grenade

Through a wall

and killed me

Someone explain that

Bro first off

was proned 30 meters away

looking

RIGHT AT THE DOOR WAY

missed all his shots even when I fumbled trying to get back into the house

then

somehow throw a grenade

through a wall

[soft coral]

[white void]

Explain that

EXPLAIN IT

[soft coral]

I can

[white void]

I don't like to be that guy that calls cheats on everything

BUT

[soft coral]

Tarkovd

[white void]

that was sus

[soft coral]

[white void]

like

extremely sus

he didn't throw the grenade into the door way

I saw that motherfucker fly THROUGH A WALL

[soft coral]

schizo

[white void]

No no no

don't gaslight me

[soft coral]

idk dude

[white void]

I call bullshit on that guy

[soft coral]

you'll be fine

you will die many more times

[white void]

Which is exactly why I've already lost the will to play

[soft coral]

weak mental

[white void]

Correct

[soft coral]

you must stay strong

become strong

to endure the wasteland that is tarkov

[white void]

but its hard to

[soft coral]

doesnt matter

many things in life are hard

just like my co

tarkov will always be hard

just play bro

[white void]

Alright

I'll do 2 more

if they both go horribly

then

I'm playing hell let loose

[soft coral]

Surely the scope is bad

its not like it's made to be a cheaper alternative or anything

I can buy 2 burrises for one vudu

elcan is also trash when compared to vudu

yet people use it

because....crazy concept... It's cheap

it's like comparing this to this

[low raven]

Oh bet

[low raven]

Drum mag

Who needs to aim when you can just hipfire

[white void]

True

Very fucking true

[obtuse thistle]

Went to factory yday for farming 1 quest, with only two magazines

I barely made it

Killed a scav with last 5 bullets

Ak74u

[soft coral]

gg

[obtuse thistle]

Factory was hell

Puts a pressure on me where I turn into a survival machine

My senses are heightened

[soft coral]

factory always is

[obtuse thistle]

But I forget to loot bodies

I think I left like a million of loot behind

Cuz I just wanted to do that fucking shitty quest

Just get me the fuck out of that map

[soft coral]

KEKW

did you do delivery from the past

[obtuse thistle]

Yes

[soft coral]

ggs

[obtuse thistle]

Got carried by lvl50 for that quest

I don't care to admit it

The quest that I have are all on maps I never went to now

Streets, shoreline

Still need to give the damn food to Jaeger

[soft coral]

its probably the worst early game quest to do

[obtuse thistle]

Delivery? Yeah

[soft coral]

ye

[obtuse thistle]

I did it a bunch of time

The easy part is to get the keys

Not because there's no one there but because you can fuck off fast

Then dorms is.. lol

Then factory AHHAHAAH

Sorry no the truck part is easy

[soft coral]

@uncut coral you free today?

uh ohhh

and moonshine

fat stacks boys

holy stacked loot

I love this map

I really do

THIS MAP BOYS

[young crag]

Man my insurance items came back BUT MY STASH IS FULL

REEEE

[soft coral]

xd

[young crag]

just gonna ignore it for a day or two before the deadline

[soft coral]

when iedy ain't here to duo

it just ain't the same

Kinda wish we could get the long Ak barrels and make an AK into a dmr of sorts

[stark torrent]

i am waiting woodsman

[young crag]

Found the hand drill but died from a blacked right leg thankfully i gave it to my fren before death

[young crag]

heheh how good is a bear teddy?

[soft coral]

now we're gaming

[soft coral]

its collector item

[white void]

Wish that was me :(

[young crag]

so i just keep it in my stash? don't really want it since you know as before

ill just hold onto it

anyone down for pmc tarkov rn?

[soft coral]

Oh no

[young crag]

damn

[soft coral]

@obtuse thistle

enjoy my friend

[obtuse thistle]

🙏

that jump of despair

[soft coral]

lv7

it shows lv 6

but after raid it was lv 7

he leveled up

[young crag]

@soft coral Do you wanna do some tarkov rn together

[soft coral]

rn? no

we're doing duo

[young crag]

okay

any chance for a trio?

[soft coral]

low chance because we have our chemistry and adding a 3rd player would need us to relearn everything

and with the kits we're running ii dont wanna risk it

[young crag]

understandable

[soft coral]

🤝

[young crag]

no worries

[soft coral]

For now keep practicing woods

[young crag]

did woods a bit

now doing scav reserve since i memorized the scav extract

Woods is great but my god is it a long map

what grinded me a lot was when i did woods pmc and my friend and i spawned near a vehicale extract but no money

but fuck it im doing woods scav now

[soft coral]

THE SOUND

[white void]

I think I must wait for the next tarkov wipe

Then I shall grind

Otherwise it's just so fucked trying to do anything

[low raven]

Mans is just bigger

[soft coral]

who is

[gloomy wasp]

BOOM

[soft coral]

boom

[soft coral]

?

Now the woods truly speak death

[white void]

Can I just like

have that please

[soft coral]

No.

[white void]

Can I

like

Rat attack you for it?

[soft coral]

No.

you're gonna be dead before you know it

[stark torrent]

@white void i already heard you and i am prepared to tap you from my cozy bush

[white void]

What do I need to do to take your kit

Foot massage?

[soft coral]

ew

First challenge is to find us

let alone kill us

[white void]

KS-23 to the legs

what next

[pulsar brook]

planning on trying out some of my red flares, is there anything in particular i should know about using them?

(besides the entire server bumrushing you)

(and the loot potentially sucking donkey dick)

[soft coral]

no

what you described is basically what happens

forgot to clip

[stark torrent]

yeah shoot them at a 75 ish angle or plane wont arrive, dont expect the airdrop to drop exactly where u shoot it

cause it wont

[soft coral]

The bushes spoke death today

and boy did they speak it loud

Single handedly gave trauma to a couple of players on woods

[pulsar brook]

very good advice, i kinda assumed the bit about the airdrop not being spot on was the case

but it's nice to have confirmation

[soft coral]

They have a set number of places where they drop

its a bunch of places

but still predetirmined

[pulsar brook]

oh cool

prevents them from getting stuck at least

||this is tarkov so it probably doesn't lol||

[soft coral]

youre not getting away

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

[soft coral]

ooh he was far from his friend

no wonder I didnt spot him

ignore my voice acting

it switched places hello

[stark torrent]

might have done it by mistake

[soft coral]

banned

pictures taken moments before disaster

[soft coral]

to nail someone like that with a fucking deltapoint

ouch

[pine scaffold]

whats this gameboy advance tarkov

[soft coral]

I play on stretched

cry about it

also recording looks garbage because painkiller

[pine scaffold]

i guess also 8mb compression

[soft coral]

yeah

sadly

I thought you meant the stretched

everyone goes nuts when they see it

[young crag]

last scav raid i'll do for the day

still no measuring tape

[soft coral]

[pine scaffold]

i meant that yes

[soft coral]

ah lmao

[pine scaffold]

everything looks like you recorded it on psp

[soft coral]

Yeah I like it more on stretched

[pine scaffold]

tarkov: special operations

[young crag]

like holy shit i can have eletricity BUT SITLL NO MEASURING TAPE

Can't i just eyeball it

[soft coral]

apparently not

[soft coral]

I mean

[young crag]

like im a carpenter irl i can just make a scrap door real quick

[soft coral]

I could record on really good quality

but it will fry my cpu

[young crag]

ffs i have the toolset that has a measuring tape in it BUT NO MEASURING TAPE

[soft coral]

THE LOGIC

[young crag]

if only i could dismantle it

i would be so happy

[stark torrent]

i found plenty of mtape in the barn on woods

[soft coral]

mhm

[stark torrent]

and in the shacks in the village next to it

[young crag]

i could upgrade a lot of my hideout but i just need "That" one part

Spec tools not required since i have it on me

[pine scaffold]

except for the relays is pretty common stuff

[young crag]

havent been lucky yet

[soft coral]

scav woods

just trust

[young crag]

abandoned village or scav town?

[soft coral]

everywhere you can

[young crag]

aight

[soft coral]

make a route for yourself

depending on where you spawn

make routes for different spawns

and keep to them

[young crag]

i have and basically what happened was that i ended up circling before i reached my true destination

In woods i spawned near scav house ran to ZB-014 then wanted to kept going all the way to scav bunker

but around ZB-014 i took the opposite turn when i left and ended up at outskirts lol

[soft coral]

stepped on mines
Died

[young crag]

oh i have stepped on mines but survived

worst spot are USEC camp

and stepped a few near un roadblock

[soft coral]

???????????

[young crag]

or somewhere near it lemme figure out

[soft coral]

theres no mines at UN roadblock

[young crag]

well i sure stepped a mine somewhere

no clue where then

[soft coral]

kek

you will learn

we surely made some timmies regret going to woods today

[young crag]

sure bet thats part of the experience

but god damn i recalled there was some sort of fence that had a entrance to it which lead to a mine

[pine scaffold]

woods the chillest map tbh

[young crag]

ive liked going to interchange

[pine scaffold]

as a scav yes

[young crag]

loose loot everywhere and most bozos are gone

[pine scaffold]

as pmc eh

[young crag]

yeah i know tried going as pmc and got shot in the dark in some mall

[soft coral]

I love it as both

very chill

[young crag]

couldnt see the bozo

[soft coral]

I know what youre talking about

I know that fence very well

because it got me too when i was learning the map

its near the old sawnmil next to the scav village

[stark torrent]

as pmc is cancer

the audio and lighting on interchange is horseshit

[soft coral]

oh interchange

[stark torrent]

the spawns and extracts too

[young crag]

tryin to find it rn

[soft coral]

fk interchange

[stark torrent]

i hate interchange fuck that dog ass map

[soft coral]

whoever enjoys that map this wipe

is smoking on so much levels of copium its not even real

coping when the map was good

cuz rn its one of the worst

[young crag]

fucking i just remembered

my friend and i went pmc on Reserve and within not even a minute got fucking shot

when we left and started heading we instantly got headshotted

[pine scaffold]

its only cool visually (before streets came)

but rest is dogshit as pmc

[fallow hornet]

Woods is the goat

[pine scaffold]

everyone rushing to a couple single points

and dying in 10 seconds there

[young crag]

not to mention the eletronic shop

[pine scaffold]

yeah thats one of the points

everyone rushes to

also killa is a very offensive and bannable word imo

[young crag]

killa deez nuts

[stark torrent]

yeah on interchange and reserve , 50% of players die on spawn

[soft coral]

woods is indeed one of the best maps to play THIS(focus on THIS) wipe

[stark torrent]

like in the first 6-7 minutes half the lobby usually gets it

[young crag]

hows woods like to play as pmc?

[pine scaffold]

cool

[soft coral]

its a medium to longe range map

[young crag]

had a few minor but failed attempts

[stark torrent]

nice

[pine scaffold]

because you prolly sprint

[soft coral]

good thing you didnt meet me and iedy

[young crag]

[young crag]

idk maybe maybe not

i mean you prob met my homeless romanian friends

[stark torrent]

its very profitable overall, you have chances of not meeting anyone unless you rush their spawns

[pine scaffold]

you have chances of not meeting ai scavs too

like not a single fucking soul

[stark torrent]

you gotta know the spawns and maybe avoid getting shot at by scavs cause they are the only way to give attention to yourslef on that map

as long as you dont shoot a loud gun , nobody will come looking for you especially

[soft coral]

you can go an entire raid

where you dont see anyone or shoot a single bullet

[pine scaffold]

and the scav sniper on the rock is pretty retarded compared to the other maps

[soft coral]

but still come out with 500k roubles easily

[pine scaffold]

for some reason

[stark torrent]

he is useless

in all my wipes i never got hit by that guy once

[soft coral]

I love him

he guards the rock for me

[stark torrent]

compared to the customs one which tapped me so many times

sniper scav spawns with BT Mosin

OH NA

[young crag]

so far in woods i've only remember the massive lake where outskirts and ruaf roadblock meet

[pine scaffold]

like one of the major points of the map

[stark torrent]

yeah stay away from that

[pine scaffold]

u gotta remember that for sure

[stark torrent]

thats where the chads run

[young crag]

during my first pmc solo raid where i was supposed to bring a map i basically went along the lake to be safe

[young crag]

dunno sticked to the lake and didnt see anyone

[stark torrent]

yeah dont do that you will die

[young crag]

i see]\

[stark torrent]

chads rush that for shturman

you can camp one side in a bush if u want , u might get a fat fuck

[pine scaffold]

did that many times, tbh ive died more while trying to do the opposite

[stark torrent]

i got a thermal cunt at the chad rock i like to call it close to outskirts

[pine scaffold]

it's just bad luck

and ofc if you fucking sprint

don't sprint

[soft coral]

never sprint on woods

[stark torrent]

yeah only sprint in open spaces or if u got spotted already

[soft coral]

on any map actually

[stark torrent]

if u are overweight , ggs

u sprint , you can literally scream while you do it

[soft coral]

sprinting is genuinely bad
you cant hear footsteps of other people and youre very very loud

[stark torrent]

screaming is less loud than sprinting overweight in this game

[pine scaffold]

if ur afraid of big people with giant snipers one tapping you dont worry sprinting or just walking wont save you

u just dont want them to spot you

its bad luck of the lobby

[stark torrent]

ivan

[soft coral]

Literally me

[young crag]

how often do you guys get together in raids?

[pine scaffold]

you and many others i mean

[young crag]

Because personally i dont wanna solo and its best to be with others

[soft coral]

get together? you mean married?

[pine scaffold]

imagine getting in the same lobby with lundmark

[young crag]

hell yeah man

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860

[stark torrent]

funny enough landmark went woods with mp5

and killed half the lobby

even got a thermal DVL out

[young crag]

but yeah i dont want to do any solos and most other bozos i know are busy most of the time

[stark torrent]

its all about positioning

[pine scaffold]

get rid of the fear of the loot

[soft coral]

if you want to fight

you go sawnmill

simple as that

[pine scaffold]

is getting easier and easier to farm money

[stark torrent]

by fight he means 1 tap fights

[pine scaffold]

in this game

each wipe

[stark torrent]

whoever sees first wins

[young crag]

did thats why im mostly rocking the romanian grindstyle all worn are stolen and all worn are broken n horrible

[pine scaffold]

no dont use broken guns

lol

[soft coral]

dont

repair them

[young crag]

well

not completely broken

[pine scaffold]

i mean even repaired some of them still suck

[young crag]

yea

[pine scaffold]

accuracy completely gone

[soft coral]

@stark torrent tbh the way that we play is very unique

woods also requires patience

its not a fast paced map

[pine scaffold]

alternatively customs at night and pray there's no one with nv

pretty fun

killed 14 scavs

not a single fucking human player

kek

[young crag]

so can i add ya lads?

[soft coral]

we did bullshit to get our mutants on night time

[stark torrent]

customs at night usually has questers and that ocassional strapped GPNVG chad going for cultists

or the goons

since the goons on day are suicide

[soft coral]

we had to do some insane acrobatics to not kill the scav

[stark torrent]

one kept the scav aggrod , the other planted

then other way around

[soft coral]

yeah

i shot him

so he ran away