💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

sits on the sniper rock for 30 min trying to get a kill

then dies to UMP stash runner

[soft coral]

yes cuz i'm lazy to walk

so i just lie down

and scroll instagram

[spring fable]

how am i supposed to loot more with no bigger bagpack

[soft coral]

buy one

before raid

you have flee no?

[soft coral]

WHAT WAS HE DOING THERE MAN

[spring fable]

i started new, no flea until 15

[soft coral]

bruh

why

[spring fable]

some reasons

[stark torrent]

we are woodsin

[soft coral]

40 rounders simply the best when it comes to price to performace

[stark torrent]

oh na

the bush spoke 556

[soft coral]

not 100% headshots

shame

[soft coral]

@stark torrent АЛО

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvq7wXlb0k

ИЕДИ

АЛОООООООООО

[earnest timber]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ysb6xoPo9U

[marble thicket]

fr thats me

[soft coral]

its him

[obtuse thistle]

found and extracted gp life is good

I also have no money

[warm echo]

Sell GP, Money aquired

[soft coral]

The infinite money gletch

[obtuse thistle]

I sell on the flea right?

I still miss like 4 levels

But it's insane how now I am in this clench where the best armor I can get is a lvl3 armor rig that costs 50k

And 50k right now is a lot for me

I have 100k right now I am so fucked

[soft coral]

Therapist

wait

gp or Bitcoin

[earnest timber]

Can i still get kappa if i do Colleagues Part 3?

[soft coral]

arent they interchangable

[stark torrent]

This changes everything

[stark torrent]

dont think collagues is for kappa

[obtuse thistle]

GP

[soft coral]

its about 22k to therapist

[obtuse thistle]

Can I hold it to flea?

To get some more?

It's found in raid

[soft coral]

sure

theyre about 27/29k on flea

not that much

[obtuse thistle]

Oh..

Then I use it for quests etc..

[soft coral]

what quest

sell it to therapist dude

its one slot item and its worth 22k

good value

[obtuse thistle]

Dude 22k rubles is nothing

[uncut coral]

22k/slot is good value

[soft coral]

exactly

what rely said

Aslong as its over 10k per slot

its good

[stark torrent]

one of my fears coming through

holy

shit

[soft coral]

oh they knew

they definitely knew

I'd go on a stretch and say they knew

they were gamers

[stark torrent]

no hackers defo cause they missed my head

but 4 man thermal doomsquad

OH NA

[soft coral]

oh na

i forgot to turn iff generator

gg

[warm echo]

eyo SAG kinda nice

[stark torrent]

SAG is goat

[warm echo]

when the ai hits you with the

[umbral kite]

skill issue

should of dodged the 30x29mm grenade launcher idiot

[warm echo]

shoulda punted it like its FIFA

[umbral kite]

the force diffculty mod for spt is really kicking my ass this playthough of spt

litterly 26% survival rate because i made it force all ai hard difficulty

[stark torrent]

[warm echo]

yo ledy have you seen the lightkeeper?

does it really have dialogue options

[copper sapphire]

Fucking 37 mil

Bro I thought I was doing good with 900k

[nimble mortar]

I remember the wipe I had like, 50mil

you really don't need more than 20m for every game need provided you don't stumble into hackers constantly or play like an idiot

[nimble mortar]

that said, I made the jump into SPT

any essential add on mods I should know of?

[nimble mortar]

I love mods

I grabbed betterspawnsplus, because I want cultists and rogues everywhere

I like pain 🙂

[soft coral]

do you actually know how long the grind to him is?

shit is worse than kappa

lightkeeper is streamer dlc
and nothing can change my mind

[nimble mortar]

I see no reason to visit LK as a casul

like tf does he got that my workbench and the traders dont?

[soft coral]

haha "in game trader"

https://tenor.com/view/cry-laugh-meme-gif-22194596

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-dow-gif-24856862

fucking ingame trader guys

biggest joke bsg has done yet

[nimble mortar]

you want me to buy something when THESE psychopaths are running about?

in raid?

[soft coral]

he doesnt sell shit though

he gives vpx/virtex and the books to craft ledx

totally in game trader

yeah

guess what
the only thing he was good for was the ledx craft

bsg buffed the spawns and now peoplenare findins them left right and center

thus making him by far the most useless feature this wipe

They did it again

[nimble mortar]

nice

[soft coral]

I wish it was nice

[nimble mortar]

lol just popped a Pscav on the main road on night LH

i'm regaining my lethality definitely

[soft coral]

certified long road moment

[nimble mortar]

yes, am doing that quest lol

[soft coral]

i remember doing it

was fun

took me a while

got all my 3 shooter borns while doing it

kekw

[stark torrent]

No , prob wont since u need to finish some god awful quests , his rewards are pretty bad

Only good thing about LK is the island being unlocked so u go loot like an animal

But u can do that on other maps without the no life grind

Dissapointing rly

[soft coral]

yeah

no matter what we say

he is not worth it

it takes so long just to unlock his quests

[stark torrent]

the bush speaks execution squad

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gunfire-shooting-gif-13982997

[warm echo]

oh im aware, ledy is the one of the few here i'd imagine could get there with how far he is ingame

[nimble mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/dakka-tabletop-dungeoneers-discord-orcs-irks-gif-22814163

[soft coral]

no

were equal with him actually

but still no

it takes a long time

[hushed heart]

Who can give free acc EFT

Or how to install crack version with out original EFT

[soft coral]

?????

nobody

its prohibited

[brittle sinew]

Broke ass 🤣 👉

[soft coral]

fr

you mean you didnt buy EOD? broke ass

0 money

fr

[strong hinge]

man deadass asks "hey guysh can you help me crack Tarkov for singleplayer"

[warm echo]

Classic bruhther Moment

[soft coral]

imagine

[warm echo]

The cheapest version doesn’t even cost that much lmao

[soft coral]

its only 45

and a part of your soul

[warm echo]

If he just wants to spt then just get that

[soft coral]

💗

[warm echo]

No point spending a 100+ if your only gonna sol

[strong hinge]

game honestly does cost too much though

[soft coral]

in orser to become the bush
one must embrace the bush

[strong hinge]

70 fuckin leva for base version goddamn

[warm echo]

Yo Ivan did you buy the simple version first then upgrade?

[soft coral]

i didnt upgrade

[warm echo]

I can’t remember what you did

[soft coral]

im gigachad alpha container user

white name

[warm echo]

Based

[soft coral]

so people think i hack

when the bush soeaks 7.62x39

[warm echo]

Haha Real

[soft coral]

that timmy probably uninstalled

[obtuse thistle]

I too have the poorboy edition

Having a lot of fun tho

I want to show you the cool rifle I got from a rogue

[soft coral]

sr25?

mutant?

rd704?

[uncut coral]

[soft coral]

damn he did ut

ggs

[uncut coral]

ggs probs will take another 500 raids to find gphone

[soft coral]

kekw

go intershit

[uncut coral]

probs should but cba playing that

[soft coral]

kekw

[stark torrent]

nah, it requires doing some quests i just fall asleep triyng to do sadly

rly wish it was better designed

[soft coral]

kekw

[stark torrent]

yeah the golden phone spawns on shevles on intershit

[glacial stag]

aktivoi windows

[soft coral]

aktivoi windows

[stark torrent]

he will get no flashdrive sadly

[soft coral]

oh na

if we cant have the loot

nobody can

[obtuse thistle]

M-something full knitted

When can I join the bushrats with my silenced mosin? :Eyes:

[soft coral]

mk16?

KNITTED

grandma can you knit me a FN scar L mk16

[obtuse thistle]

Lmao

Yeah it has a grandma knitted scarf on it

Act as heat dissipator for the barrel

Like those big barrel sniper rifle

[soft coral]

!!!!

[obtuse thistle]

I had one with the heat dissipator thing on the barrel

Svd something

Never did anything cool with it cuz it's really heavy to maneuver

[soft coral]

kekw

[stark torrent]

sv98

[soft coral]

hehe

[obtuse thistle]

That one

[soft coral]

I had to do it to em

[stark torrent]

i mean if he got over 1k hours on this shit game he got his money worth

is it frustrating this game is going downhill and the devs are literally ignoring the issues? Definetely

But it is what it is

He is also probably playing too serious which is a sin in this game

U play too serious in this game, you will hate every second when you get killed and nothing goes your way

[warm echo]

honestly if its that crushing, taking a break is probably the best thing to do

[stark torrent]

Yeah , tahts exactly how it is , just take 2-3-4 days break , go play smth else

you dont have to tark 24/7 kekw

[terse pecan]

man i'm just wondering

[warm echo]

you got 3 options

[terse pecan]

how tf am i going to contunie this wipe while being level 5 at the current moment

[warm echo]

1. take a break

2. only play with friends

3. play spt

[glacial stag]

wdym im not supposed to grind tarkov 24/7 for 3 weeks straight when wipe hits and be burned out for the rest of it?

[umbral kite]

uh you realise that you cant progress in mid wipe where everyone has OP shit so you resort to SPT

[glacial stag]

that sounds like coping

[umbral kite]

yes it does sound like a coping mechanism

[soft coral]

because it is

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-like-it-is-cress-williams-jefferson-pierce-black-lightning-seems-like-it-gif-18328609

[soft coral]

fr fr

[stark torrent]

so you get yourself some APM from Flea and a Gornasty and get to work

it takes 1 good shot to inherit someone's kit

[soft coral]

one shot and 700k worth of shit is yours just like that

all you need

is patience

[warm echo]

me a gorenasty user running around woods with paca, penis and pilad

[stark torrent]

ngl this is funny

ushankha'd

[soft coral]

get ushanka'd

[warm echo]

[umbral kite]

certified ushankha moment

[stark torrent]

bro that timmy hitting me with lag spike ammo

[warm echo]

Holy shit he laced those bullets with packet loss tips

[soft coral]

I like the xinlaopei ammo

iedy use grizzli

better value

[stark torrent]

Timmy didnt hit me once

He had BP in his Ak

[soft coral]

no point in having good ammo if you cant hit your shots

[stark torrent]

this is why we run drum mag US

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

DA>

ДА ИЕДИ

this is why US ammo is actually godlike

your aim can be shit

once you use it your guns becomes a laser and you can hit headshots even if youre bad

[warm echo]

Don’t matter what boolet

[soft coral]

its 3000 iq

[warm echo]

Head is head

[soft coral]

EXACTL

Y

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

though

[warm echo]

When I get killed by those stm bois who Laser for the head

I ain’t even mad

[soft coral]

The holy caliber

The holy trinity
the akm
the 7.62x39
and the muzzle flash

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456765862775488513/1087092146907119856/video0-2-1_1.mp4

@stark torrent us when I scared the timmy into the mines

[soft coral]

us

Who the fk is tarkov and why should I escape from him

[fallen cloak]

its me

run

[uncut coral]

inter moment

[soft coral]

when I remember I forgot to turn off the fuel

[obtuse thistle]

fuck that hoe

mf was in line for a starbucks coffee

[soft coral]

ALO

☎️

[fallen cloak]

btc actually worth something+

impossible

[terse pecan]

bro

BSG has been teasing us

but like

when hideout cat

[fallen cloak]

ayo?

hideout pets is where the money is

bsg is gonna wring us dry

[marble thicket]

should be planned

[terse pecan]

[brittle needle]

That’s a bummer but honestly good for him. Just came back from a few weeks off after that crippling goat video

Games ok

[marble thicket]

i'll have a stern chat with this young man the next time hes in the oeft disc

[soft coral]

why

[soft coral]

@stark torrent alo

[stark torrent]

tell him i love him

hi vanilla

[marble thicket]

ok

[soft coral]

spawn woods
go sawnmill cuz its on route
die from shoreline bush

ok

though

before killing me

he missed 10 shots

[stark torrent]

@soft coral woods

[soft coral]

woods.

[obtuse thistle]

woods

[obtuse thistle]

that's a lot of damage

[terse pecan]

Bob

[spring fable]

mmm

i like it

[soft coral]

A HISTORICAL MOMENT

@marble thicket

no clip tho

I forgot to record

[soft coral]

Timmy

NOOo

[soft coral]

@uncut coral

forgot to ping rely too

at last

[obtuse thistle]

there really is a company called

accuracy international

I thought it was a joke something so basic

[stark torrent]

yes and Knight Armament

[obtuse thistle]

gonna make a bullet manifacturing company called "cool caliber & co."

[soft coral]

also rifle dynamics

BUT WE KILLED SHTURMAN THOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[obtuse thistle]

There's also Fabrique National which is french for National Factory I guess, but I mean it's a weapon company it's not supposed to have cool names

BigGoddamnGunz Corp.

[brittle sinew]

FN FNC

Fabrique national fabrique national carbine 🧠

[copper sapphire]

Playing my first raid on shoreline

[copper sapphire]

It went bad

[soft coral]

[copper sapphire]

I played woods as a scav

Got rushed and shit on by a chad with an mp7

I’m not having a good day

[soft coral]

that's okay

yeah woods lately has been

interesting to say the least

on my scav runs and while playing with iedy we've been seeing a lot more people

and a lot more people stay up in the raid

for no damn reason

[copper sapphire]

Yeah

Imma try a pmc raid on woods

It’s gonna go sideways I bet

[soft coral]

even if it does

thats fine

[copper sapphire]

Yeah but still

I’m still only level 6 and I’m getting rolled by level 30 chads

It’s not much fun

But I’ll do one more raid

My goal is one quest a night

Even if it’s just a daily

[soft coral]

theres plenty of low leves we meet too

we met a lv 4 yesterday

poor dude had a kolpak on him

while it was raining

not being able to hear anything

[copper sapphire]

Is that the super cheap headset

I use the m7 or whatever else that one is

The skier one

I just got fucking head eyed by a chad

Bro

1 min on woods

How the fuck

Bruh now I just wanna uninstall until next wipe

[soft coral]

woods spawns

thats how it is

when you spawn on woods

you should never just run in a random direction

i wouldnt say chad

he has white name

[copper sapphire]

Imma do one more woods raid

I’m taking my best gear I have

Ah

Idfk how this shit works

[soft coral]

[copper sapphire]

Imma just insure everything and pray to god I get lucky

Actually nah

Imma just not

I’ll do it tomorrow

[soft coral]

it's like watching myself again

[obtuse thistle]

yesterday I got clapped by a scav in woods

I wasn't able to see it

[stark torrent]

You never do , soon you will avoid to avoid the areas with insane bushes

You have a better chance running in the open than sneak through the forest with bushes and get bushwacked by Vanya Demolator with his mosin

[soft coral]

The timmy we killed with the kolpak responded

[stark torrent]

tell him to never use kolpak 😦

[soft coral]

from lv 4 to lv 7

what progress

[obtuse thistle]

ok so I have a full stash and no money

do I actually start selling stuff?

like armors etc

most of these raids are not that profitable unfortunately

for me if money wasn't an issue this game would be amazing but I'm stuck at 100k

[soft coral]

if youre not gonna use them

yes

sell them

you can always buy more later

dont be a hoarder

just trust

just dont be

[obtuse thistle]

like mosins, sks

[soft coral]

ye

[obtuse thistle]

I have a shit ton of em

[soft coral]

then sell them

[obtuse thistle]

low quality armors

okok

[soft coral]

👍

[obtuse thistle]

thanks thanks

I should start having a map and go for more stashes

[soft coral]

woods

woods has pretty much everything you need

in terms of loot

its great

with a few notable exceptions ofc

I HEARD THE MOSIN

then this dude comes next to me

who do you think youre fooling

[warm echo]

Me when woods medbox gives me ledyx

[soft coral]

why medbox

when it has like

a million spawns

on the ground

at med camp
convoy and usec

kekw

I wonder

how rare are they from medboxes actually

[soft coral]

fk it

time to ball

[stark torrent]

I love how 70% of these features were already in but they wrote them down for extra lines of text lmao

[glacial stag]

let him cook

[stark torrent]

the only new things here are the Scav-PMC give more rep , Fence pays more and the 1st one

[soft coral]

?

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-balls-gif-26394967

[soft coral]

idk but bring back ak103 with BP ammo

No big backpack on woods

[stark torrent]

It's fucking raining , ruining the Woods feel

It's fun until it's not , been raining for 2 days , insane game

[soft coral]

yes i love not being able to hear shit

I mean....

eh

not bad considering the space i had to work with

[stark torrent]

[glacial stag]

ivan reddit acc leak

[soft coral]

?

ok

we cant buy BP

but i can buy all of these

sure

12/10 logic

oh and SPP after test drive

AMAZING DIVERSITY in ammo and guns

we totally dont see everyone spamming m1as and vintores

no

its fine

yes I posted a comment on redit

why do you people care so much

[stark torrent]

it annoys me how smg ammo which is meh cant be bought at lvl 4 traders

like BT for veresk and AP 45acp

who the fuck crafts AP 45acp for 14h , 80 rounds or whatever

[soft coral]

thats why the ammo changes and bans are retarded

if you actually take 5 minutes to think about it

you realize they make 0 sense

[stark torrent]

no, the BP removal was good

cause BP is broken

but then add smth else in their stead

for other guns

nah man they removed all good ammo

ok , so i just craft bp and run bp anyway i guess

[soft coral]

ah so x39 is fine

to ban right

but m62 and sp6 stays

?

Why

fucking

m1a bro

that shit is disgusting

[stark torrent]

m62 is useless now cause it got nerfed , so just get m80 for cheaper

[soft coral]

STILL

why not ban it then

[stark torrent]

sp6 , thats also a good round yeah , but there is only 1 good gun to run thats the vss

before it was buffed

[soft coral]

doesnt matter

its all very similar performance

yet they ban one round

and the others stay

[stark torrent]

that round was used by 2 of the most versatile guns which were mutant and RD , and also AKM which was dirt cheap to run at beggining

idk i think they could have left BP but for a very low amount every restock

at leas so you can run 1 mag or top load it

[soft coral]

oh but this is fine

with its 0 recoil

yes

surely

[stark torrent]

yeah but its twice as exepnsive as RD

[soft coral]

rd is 114

this is 122

not that expensive

[stark torrent]

and RD works at both long and cqb , M1A doesnt work well at cqb

[soft coral]

it does work well

against an m4 or something you will loose

but its not completely useless

youre still using a caliber that can 3 tap someone

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean this gun is laser true

probably next wipe they will nerf .308 too

[soft coral]

yes and I can run it perfectly fine with m80 or m62 and shred everyone and their mothers
yet I have to wait 12 hours to craft 120 BP

insane logic

it is simply a stupid change

to ban only one ammo and leave the others

[stark torrent]

they banned more ammos , they banned ps12b which made ash12 useless, they banned the blackout AP which literally rendered that gun useless they should just remove it from the game

if 5% players used blackout last wipe, this wipe its 0%

just delete that gun

[soft coral]

if youre gonna ban the ammo

at least make boxes for it in raid

BECAUSE AGAIN IEDY

[stark torrent]

yeah thats actually what i expected them to do

[soft coral]

I CAN FIND BT BS BP AND PPBS

iN RAID

[stark torrent]

i mean we can find SNB boxes but no BP or 55a1

not even 56a1

like why

[soft coral]

I can find 120 pack of PPBS

and BT

BUT YOURE TELLING ME

you can find x39 BP

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

12/10 logic

[soft coral]

spp and BP from 9x39 too

see how much whats the word

discrepancy?

I think that was it

you have one thing
and youre like ok I expect to have the other one right?

but no

🖕 for you

[stark torrent]

yeah they need to change that

prob in 15 years

[soft coral]

made the mistake of expressing opinion on reddit

@stark torrent

DA

[obtuse thistle]

woods at medic right?

[stark torrent]

OH NA

[soft coral]

I got out

I had eastern

[soft coral]

yes.

[obtuse thistle]

my fav place

[soft coral]

:3

[obtuse thistle]

in all the game, I love looting there

I found my only ledx there too

[soft coral]

yes

theres 2 more spawn places for it

as far as I know

[obtuse thistle]

there?

that's sweet

[soft coral]

@stark torrent woods today?

[soft coral]

no but yes

it can spawn around the tables

[obtuse thistle]

ahh

[soft coral]

also in the medical boxes

I think I'm gonna do some svd balling

I'm close to getting the 2nd level on it

so might aswell

[uncut coral]

u got him ? now do it 19 more times,

[soft coral]

I did get him yes

first time ever in my 3wipes

drip drip

[uncut coral]

damn he got that tan-man drip

[soft coral]

[uncut coral]

rocking the flannel, always will

[soft coral]

Okay sofa wearing mf

legit couch

[uncut coral]

bestest bag

[soft coral]

best bag is this

and you know it

[uncut coral]

always get it back from ins, dropping it in the living room

[obtuse thistle]

uh

[uncut coral]

nah gotta be the mini-pilgrim

[soft coral]

REAL

now we're talking

[obtuse thistle]

Ahah

[soft coral]

I kind of want to try axmc

[obtuse thistle]

Not the school backpack?

[soft coral]

wdym

its the best backpack

no cap

[obtuse thistle]

or also that 2x10(?) long backpack

[uncut coral]

💯 most fun weap in the game tbh

[soft coral]

i unlocked it so why not try it right

[uncut coral]

fs u will have a ton of fun

[soft coral]

gonna stockpile on some ammo first

[soft coral]

[uncut coral]

[soft coral]

gg

wish I had the time to grind for kappa

[obtuse thistle]

what the fuck your stash looks like costco

mf is a secret unlockable trader in tarkov

[uncut coral]

ggs

[uncut coral]

autosort enjoyer

[soft coral]

gets kappa
has random slug

one of the players ever

[soft coral]

tetriz enthusiast

3 weapon cases

no guns in all 3

theyre literally useless

ggs

[obtuse thistle]

this is me

[soft coral]

backpacks into backpacks enjoyer

this is the real way to play

REPAIR THE GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I SWEAR

REPAIR ITTTTTTTT

[uncut coral]

almost the same

[soft coral]

yeah auto sort just puts the boxes down instead of up

[obtuse thistle]

ops

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

done it, done it

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/was-it-worth-it-scott-forrester-fbi-international-is-it-worth-it-is-it-valuable-gif-25907472

[soft coral]

https://www.twitch.tv/bakeezy

I love streamers who never play woods

its so entertaining

[low raven]

There for future gainz brother

[soft coral]

what gainz

[low raven]

Dw about it

[soft coral]

oke

[glacial stag]

AROOOO

WELL ALL MAKE IT

[low raven]

Yessir

You play tarky too @glacial stag?

[glacial stag]

huh yeah

ive been here since the start

[soft coral]

but then you stopped

ghosty also stopped

[glacial stag]

ye

well ghosty got addicted to new world

@low raven do you play tarky?

[low raven]

I used to but the keys change was the last straw and I stopped

Since there are peeps here that play I was thinking of starting next wipe

If you're gonna play too I'll def start again

[glacial stag]

i mean idk the keys change hasnt affected my group apart from pretty much just using customs marked key for the marking quest

[soft coral]

the key change literally isnt that bad

[obtuse thistle]

tarkov gang

[low raven]

It was mainly that I could deal with aimbot scavs, cheaters, shitty team mates and even worse callouts, the stamina thing an enersia or however it's called but early quest keys being 1 use was the last straw for me

[soft coral]

the only annoying key that is 1/1 is the truck for prapor watch

[low raven]

I liked the game more when it was all about the fights and equipment

[soft coral]

the other ones are not that bad

[low raven]

That's a guaranteed spawn tho

[soft coral]

then whats the problem

[low raven]

Ahem

[soft coral]

early quest keys are not 1/1

206

isnt

and the others

tarcones is still 40

[low raven]

Then what was the whole thing every single tarkov player and the devs saying early quest keys would be 1 use?

[soft coral]

its called

✨ people overreacting ✨

[low raven]

You're telling me I wasted a whole ass wipe for nothing?

[soft coral]

yes.

[low raven]

God fuckig dammit

[obtuse thistle]

cum back

[soft coral]

stil 40/40

[low raven]

Why did nobody ever say anything before, the only improvement I heard was someone saying "it's not all keys, just the early quest ones"

[soft coral]

STILL 40/40

[soft coral]

aka pocket watch

[low raven]

God fucking dammit

[soft coral]

the others retain their regular uses

[low raven]

Yeah but that's key, singular not keys!!

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what other early quest keys

[low raven]

Fucking hell I stopped for nothing

[soft coral]

yes.

you're stupid.

good job

❤️

[low raven]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD BY LITERALLY EVERYONE AND THE DEVS HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

[soft coral]

ask

we would've told you man

me and iedy sit here all day

[low raven]

Yeah but i asked around 30-40 people in the start of the wipe and they all told me the same shit

[soft coral]

who did you ask

people in official tarkov discord?

by far the most retarded place to ask

[low raven]

Yeah and other people I used to play with

Less than 10 were from the official

[soft coral]

[low raven]

Sad shit

[soft coral]

some streets keys are 1/1

see

everything is fine

[glacial stag]

gumb

you a bit silly sometimes

[low raven]

I'm crying rn smh (not actually but yk)

[glacial stag]

need a hug?

[obtuse thistle]

(>°-°)>

[glacial stag]

p!hug @low raven

[torpid sparrow]

Brüno [UTC+2] hugs St. Gumbonovich (GMT+2)

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[soft coral]

mf legit wasted a wipe

oh na

unfortunate

but

[glacial stag]

i mean idk this wipe wasnt that special

[soft coral]

you know what say in such situations

Skill issue

[soft coral]

true

well

streets was eh

loot was nerfed kekw

map is shit

spawns are horrible

good stuff

[glacial stag]

well still like 4 months to go for next wipe

[glacial stag]

performance even worse than ligthouse on release

[soft coral]

feels like end of wipe kekw

Lighthouse ❤️

[glacial stag]

lighthouse loot before nerf saj

still good but not the same

[soft coral]

lighthouse rn is

weird....

[glacial stag]

idk i havent really played since week 7 of the wipe or smthing like that

[obtuse thistle]

i love lighthouse

[soft coral]

it still actually has great loot

the rogues however

are

very unpredictable

[glacial stag]

i wish you had seen reserve loot before the global loot nerf ivan

it was a scavs dream

[soft coral]

rn I will never willingly go reserve

even if you paid me

[uncut coral]

old reserve queen rush..

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/those-were-the-days-curtis-payne-house-of-payne-good-times-good-memories-gif-22163985

[soft coral]

later we hit lv 32 crafting

pog

[uncut coral]

https://twitter.com/RealTigz/status/1613441996785389568

Tigz (@RealTigz)

You just had to be there </3

#EscapeFromTarkov

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shit hits straight in the feels

[soft coral]

BACK WHEN
YOU COULD BUY FUCKING 7.62x39 BPPPPP!!!!!!

[glacial stag]

nah old pk06

[soft coral]

average crafting enjoyer

you should've seen the x35 piles of meds I had

[uncut coral]

[glacial stag]

does the ergo bug still work

[uncut coral]

yeah obv

[glacial stag]

kekw

[uncut coral]

camera recoil goes crazy though

i still run HKs for nostalgia though

[soft coral]

ofc it does

[glacial stag]

didnt they nerf it this wipe? Ive played like 2 raids after the change tho

[uncut coral]

canted or ?

[glacial stag]

nah camera recoil

[uncut coral]

yeah they reduced it

[soft coral]

they reduced recol and camera recoil on all guns I think

if people still cry that recoil on guns is too high I will die laughing

[brittle sinew]

Old pk06 deserved it to be honest

From a realistic standpoint

As in it's dogshit irl

Also they made T1 and other aimpoint dots good again, so it's no biggie

[soft coral]

I like t1

[spring fable]

unknown key also only has one use now, so technically its keys since theres 2

Sometimes, factory can be fun

[soft coral]

sure keys

whatever

still not that much of a big deal

people overreacted

[low raven]

p!hug @glacial stag

[torpid sparrow]

St. Gumbonovich (GMT+2) hugs Brüno [UTC+2]

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[soft coral]

@stark torrent woods.

[stark torrent]

woods

[soft coral]

it's time

[soft coral]

ayy bitcoin on woods

gaming

[low raven]

Oh no, woods gaming people

[uncut coral]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-the13th-part-vi-brandon-bush-gif-14174103

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/tropic-thunder-survive-gif-18639828

[soft coral]

we survived

woods everyone :D

pressing F simulator

[soft coral]

who cum oon your monitor

[soft coral]

woods provided

@obtuse thistle

[obtuse thistle]

lmao

is this fucked up graphic the painkiller?

[soft coral]

yes

[soft coral]

diabetes

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

surely

I love sniping for armors from fence

I love it

do you

do you not level the light and heavy armors skill if you repair them?

[stark torrent]

corner rat moment

[stark torrent]

you do but the more damaged the armor the better points

so if you get a 0/65 gzel you get the most

if u repair a 57/65 gzhel u dont get shit

@soft coral

dude this guy actually has 32 mil what the fuck

[soft coral]

since when

[stark torrent]

no idea lmao

[soft coral]

I hyave to see this

I'm not dreaming am i

[stark torrent]

dude he is catching us

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

nice i got 2 month sub gift from a guy

[soft coral]

time to get lv 35 weapon maintenance

[stark torrent]

the only stream that matters

HE IS FORCED TO HATCHET RUN

HE HAS 32 MIL

TIGZ

pls

[soft coral]

VIOLET FOR CHECK 15

da.

lv 35 weapon maintenance

nice

@stark torrent ?????? ALO

miss click?

[stark torrent]

u caught me

[soft coral]

this akmn survived some raids

[stark torrent]

the RD i used with you until yesterday was at 85

i got that gun back 4 times in insurance

[soft coral]

same

akmn and rd704 truly THE GUNS ever

[stark torrent]

vpo stash runners meets 7.62 BP enjoyers

OH NA

[soft coral]

who?

us?

[stark torrent]

yes

[soft coral]

people should learn man

first you're a vpo gamer

then you evolve into 7.62x39 enjoyer

tigz discovering you can shoot lights off in this game

[stark torrent]

both looking at a stash

incredible

[soft coral]

?????????????????????????????????

what in gods name

[stark torrent]

ps enjoyer

[soft coral]

ofc

but

wtf is that ak103

holy

shit

lv 33s shouldnt run such guns

they dont deserve them

[stark torrent]

we are still alive ivan

still alive

[soft coral]

you solo?

[stark torrent]

yes

[soft coral]

gamer

[spring fable]

Ah well, figures

[stark torrent]

rip i died to a 2 man camping USEC hill 14 minutes left

indeed a true woods raid

[soft coral]

ofc

[stark torrent]

ofc they heard me when i was 53 kg like hyenas for food

[soft coral]

Is it really a woodss raid if you dont die by a bush

[stark torrent]

insane gameplay

[soft coral]

Yes

[soft coral]

ok rhino

the scavs hearing you across the map cuz you picked up a pack of juice

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-pog-rainbow-epic-gif-18198472

open zip bag

everyone in a 100km radius :

[soft coral]

yes.

[alpine briar]

i hate this fucking game known as escape from tarkov

yet its cool

[stark torrent]

preach brother this game is the biggest piece of dogshit i ever ate daily

[alpine briar]

i swear bro i kill 2 SCAVS then one RUNS OP ON ME while im looting

i have lost my good kits to SCAVS

BOT SCAVS

😭

[stark torrent]

the SKS PS SCAV

[alpine briar]

i lost my sks cause of a scav

[soft coral]

OH NA

never and I mean NEVER fuck with the PS sks scav

[alpine briar]

these mfs are romanian the way they STEAL MY HAPPINESS AWAY

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

so

[torpid oracle]

hell hath no fury quite like TOZ-106 Destroyer Slug scav

[obtuse thistle]

Classic scav run @ lighthouse, find dead bodies before rogues, loot em, find nades, throw em at rogues, they get angry and push, they eat my ak shots, profit

500k worth of loot thanks I'm no longer poor

There were like 5 dead pmc bodies before that metal wall before building no3 where the rogues are

Spawned in with a shitty kedr but had so much stuff to loot there

Heals, ammo, everything

I love lighthouse it truly lights my heart

[teal iris]

reserve got some goofy goobers

[nimble mortar]

hmm, easy start on SPT is kinda silly

[uncut coral]

lets go run some labs and fill those bad boys up

[soft coral]

oh na

[soft coral]

and this is on a bad day/run

on a good/mediocre run where none of the spawns are looted and items spawned

you can get a million easily

[soft coral]

Forgot to clip this yesterday

Scav casually eating 2 shots and dying on the 3rd

[obtuse thistle]

ALLO?

yesterday I died in the worst of ways

this is because I'm a fat retard and use HP in my sks

so there was this scav player who was assblasting me with a gun and I was using hp

I killed it but then a normal scav came from behind and killed me

[soft coral]

hp aint that bad

if you hit only head

[obtuse thistle]

yeah

YEAH

if you hit head :)

[soft coral]

hitting head is subjective

also yey elite metabolism

[stark torrent]

wake up
open tarkov
open hideout
get infinite loading screen

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[soft coral]

Gm iedy

probably gonna get lv 40 weapon today

[obtuse thistle]

friend of mine has 500 hours in the game and I saw his hideout and looks like an amusement park

mine looks like the crack house from breaking bad

[soft coral]

repair guns
level up fuckin CHARISMA

[obtuse thistle]

you yelled at the gun with such diplomacy that it repaired itself

[soft coral]

Da.