💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

fear the sks man

?

[obtuse thistle]

mouse probably

[soft coral]

dont tell me you play with crosshair

[soft coral]

what mouse

[obtuse thistle]

nvm

[soft coral]

the fk kind of pointer is that

[obtuse thistle]

I'm dumb

is crosshair hard set really that useful?

[soft coral]

I mean

idk but having a custom crosshair is hella cringe

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

MOONSHINE CASE ALO

FUCKING

WHAT IS THIS SHTI

[soft coral]

@stark torrent gaming?

[soft coral]

HOW MUCH

FUCKING

XENO

[stark torrent]

@soft coral gaming ivan

[soft coral]

Gaming iedy

[glacial stag]

and thus they went gaming

[soft coral]

and you never saw us again

[glacial stag]

consumed by roque

s

[soft coral]

❤️

IF ONLY YOU WENT GAMING WITH US

[glacial stag]

scavs ate my legs

[soft coral]

real

[soft coral]

CMS them and lets go you pussy

[soft coral]

They never learn

@obtuse thistle

@strong hinge @warm echo

[spring fable]

when you are happily looting a scav on factory and suddently someone behind you starts shouting and you hear blunt noises

[marble thicket]

[soft coral]

Did you see the 1 tap

[marble thicket]

no ive been in bed for the last 10 hours

[soft coral]

the clip vanilla

its up there

[marble thicket]

no im downloading games

[soft coral]

:(

[warm echo]

No im smokin’ a reefer

[obtuse thistle]

oh mate that was sweet like a cake

gratz

you pressed LMB at the right moment

[soft coral]

what too much AKMN does to a mf

I'm not an expert into the ballistics of the gun yet but I'm getting there

@obtuse thistle another one

[obtuse thistle]

ooooo

[soft coral]

I ping you cuz I know you like clips

this one I shot the guy and missed and scared him into walking into the mines

[obtuse thistle]

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ye mate I appreciate the pings dw

I work a lot on the computer and it's stressing sometimes especially now that I'm doing this boring repetitive project of data cleaning

so every second of relief is appreciated

[soft coral]

[obtuse thistle]

Thorax goddamn

Oh 9 meters

[soft coral]

yeah I spammed

cuz I paniced

good haul

we rushed village cuz we heard shots

[obtuse thistle]

What do you do in woods usually, you ambush other pmcs?

[soft coral]

and what do you know

[soft coral]

we....

[obtuse thistle]

Or there is like ambush PMC in the beginning and then go loot shit in hotzones

[soft coral]

we exploit the stupidity of others and the fact they dont check around them

[obtuse thistle]

lol

[soft coral]

@stark torrent and you tell me I dont pick them up

ALO 280k

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

exactly

I record most of my raids so I have everything

@obtuse thistle basically we spawned at UN roadblock on woods and went towards village
we looted zb016 then we heard shots at village and rushed there

we went into bush

waited a few minutes because car was not taken and usually people take a lot of time to loot

so I see a guy outside kill a scav or something(idk I saw shots) and wait for him to loot scav and doink him
then I see ssomeone else stand up and start running (it was his teammate)

we waited a bunch cuz the dude ran in the house then we hear ANOTHER dude run up behind us but he left

then the 2nd guy who was alive ran up the road infront of me and I got him

then we chased the 3rd guy

and I got him too

end of story

[obtuse thistle]

lol

nice nice

I still am scared to engage openly to be fair

[glacial stag]

im not reading all that

[soft coral]

oke

[soft coral]

so am I

[glacial stag]

❤️

gn ivan

[obtuse thistle]

when I'm alone/my teammate dies I really become paralyzed

[soft coral]

Gn bruno mwah

[glacial stag]

hope you had fun in tarky

[soft coral]

bro

you had no idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgy69BO4Ug @glacial stag

[glacial stag]

nah no way

[soft coral]

HE WENT IN THE MINES BRUN

bro on woods the best shit happens

this is why I love this map

[soft coral]

did you like the video

[glacial stag]

I liked it

Ill go like and comment rn

[soft coral]

So much happened on woods today

timmies died

people got 1 tapped

then they step on mines

then I kill 3 people randomly

[soft coral]

what happened again

[stark torrent]

lmfao

[soft coral]

I have not had this much fun in tarkov in a while

a rare thing to see

[warm echo]

https://youtu.be/1-1p15SEl20

The cum rat goblin strikes again

[marble thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193278651020738561/984716135750574181/brrrr.gif

[nimble mortar]

OKAY! just won 2 CQB fights with Pscavs in a Paca and with an AK-74S. i'm getting better(again). Killing PMCs is not much different lol

first guy we both panic dumped and mostly missed. My reload was faster so I won. The second guy was actually skill. Bumped into each other at the split in the wall between RUAF and crackhouse. I had half mag and come up short on my response spray. Dude mag dumps an entire mag of (I think?) 7.62x51 at me, misses every shot cuz I dip out of sight, then I rush him on the reload.

my last kill for Punisher Pt 3 and Pashkim Hobo 🙂

[nimble mortar]

and i just two tapped a PMC. i'm making my way back lol

[nimble mortar]

Went to LH to shoot scavs for overpop or long road. Only get a PMC instead ><

[marble thicket]

💀

[nimble mortar]

I am going scav hunting with a comically long shotgun in woods for Punisher pt 4

[uncut coral]

keep on owning you'll be up here soon my guy !

nice audio smh..

[nimble mortar]

tyty. laser pointers are god. Like I already knew that, but having that bright blue dot on their chest is good. Also dang, that dude almost had you

[soft coral]

least broken reserve audio

[uncut coral]

point fire all the way !

[uncut coral]

yeah sadly it's really bad rn on reserve

[nimble mortar]

they've yet to tune half the maps to occulus.

[uncut coral]

u can literally hear people sprinting on white pawn 2nd from inside the bunker office

[nimble mortar]

interchange is painful

[soft coral]

most maps are

woods is not as bad

since it has very little building with floors

though we have times with iedy where I hear shit and he doesnt or he hears shots and I don't

yesterday we had it happen
We were watching village on woods and I hear footsteps behind
while the dude I shot earlier decided to push towards us I kill him and then we pushed the one in the back

iedy apparently heard nothing of him

[uncut coral]

yes, supposedly binaural PC melting is also fixed now

[uncut coral]

inter is also terrible

[soft coral]

binural is still shit

kek

[uncut coral]

agree it doesn't help for shit

[soft coral]

🤝

[uncut coral]

all my fav maps get wrecked to shit with audio bugs, luckily lighthouse is pretty spared by this

[soft coral]

yeah lighthouse and woods are standing strong

[nimble mortar]

Customs outside of Dorms is pretty decent too

Factory is a circus tho

[soft coral]

cumstains 🤮

[uncut coral]

labs isn't that bad either but too many xiaopengs rn..

[obtuse thistle]

we had the same problem in lighthouse where a friend would hear constant volleys of shots coming his way, but I would not hear a thing

like not the fire sound but the bullets flying

at him

[uncut coral]

yeah, it's been a bug this wipe but inside a 1x1 cubicle in a fucking underground bunker is just ridiculous

[stark torrent]

idiot alert

m80 got the sweet spot until even landmark will say he cant kill shit with it

[nimble mortar]

ah yes, EFT official. filled to the brim with idiots

I dropped that server because of how gaddam stupid, toxic, and competitive it is.

[soft coral]

oh brother

why do you even chat in that place

plz don't iedy

save your braincells

[stark torrent]

yeah this guy has 4k m80

why is he even proud of that

the guy bought m80 every restock for some reason

[soft coral]

I mean

when it comes to price to performance i'd choose m80

but theyre not the best thing to run

[nimble mortar]

-runs 5.56 and 5.45 mainly- That's nice.

[soft coral]

runs 7.62x39 like a gigachad

[nimble mortar]

PS slaps.

[soft coral]

it does

its one of the most cost effective rounds

[nimble mortar]

7.62x39 would be my third most commonly run round; and usually on places like Shoreline and Woods

[soft coral]

plus it can fragment

and if it doesnt pen armor

blunt damage

ofc a guy with m4 will probably shit on you

but eh

[nimble mortar]

laser beams do be like that. Its a good mid range round

[soft coral]

one mag of his costs like half of my gun

[nimble mortar]

aye. and a mag dump with PS when well placed is still devastating up close

[soft coral]

it does 57 damage

its quite good

[nimble mortar]

i've also been saved by having a 7.62x39 gun a fewtimes cuz I can just loot scav ammo and it be effective

since they often come with PS or its tracer counterpart

[soft coral]

7.62x39 the god caliber

[nimble mortar]

Russian bias truly

lol

[stark torrent]

@soft coral shall we?

[soft coral]

oh na

shall we what

[stark torrent]

play the funny tacticool game

[soft coral]

yes

time to make more clips today

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YHoznY56XUo?feature=share

[obtuse thistle]

wtf

[soft coral]

the moonshine raid

[obtuse thistle]

wp

[soft coral]

real

[obtuse thistle]

NOT queueing when I see this pic posted

[soft coral]

❤️

he had a fun raid

not the best haul but we found intel

about 500k this raid

ggs

actually more than 500k

about 600

700k actually

LMAO

[uncut coral]

this guy had some shit luck, i accidentally went to mg trying to loot the rogue

[soft coral]

bruh

also gigachad lighthouse gamer

[uncut coral]

map got some mad roubles ngl-

[soft coral]

it always had wdym

we were a bit late for shturman

we missed him by a couple mins

I got the key tho

[obtuse thistle]

I love running in lighthouse as scav

[uncut coral]

this my first wipe in 2 years brotherman, still a new map to me

[soft coral]

aah my bad

yeah its really goated with loot

if you can deal with the rogues that is

[uncut coral]

yeah, way easier at night

[soft coral]

TRUE

I think for shturman I'll just go with some drum mag akmn and rush the camp if I don't get him I leave

kekw

I wanna get this quest done

but I suck at fighting him

[uncut coral]

he's literally a bot if you time a nade right and get close to him

got some cracked sniper AI though

[uncut coral]

u doing him 25 times or ?

[soft coral]

once

[uncut coral]

ohh you'll get him ez, he seems to spawn a lot now

[soft coral]

yes cuz they buffed spawn rates

[spring fable]

thanks for the tip^^

[pulsar brook]

whenever i feel like being a scumbag i camp on top of the toilet in the open bathroom stall there

[obtuse thistle]

this mannequin scares the sht out of me anytime

[pulsar brook]

the porcelain high ground is quite the blessing for a kedr warrior such as me

[soft coral]

boo!

[spring fable]

also found a tetris in the green screen room

[soft coral]

it spawns there yes

[spring fable]

and of course ambushed by 2 scavs right before extract, when it was already pitch black

[soft coral]

have a flashlight dawg

theyre cheap

[obtuse thistle]

goddamn guys how r u so good

if I post my gear it's some shit stuff

[soft coral]

Thats single player tarkov

the easy version of tarkov

[obtuse thistle]

this is my inventory lmao

the best weapons I have are a dvl-10 and an ak-104

that I only carry on big dick raids with friends

[soft coral]

Thats okay

we all start somewhere

🤝

[uncut coral]

i refuse to leave it behind.

[soft coral]

repair gun

couch bag gamer

BIGPIPESEX

ONE OF THE NAMES

[uncut coral]

hahah bro was naked with APS farming rogues

what a chad

[soft coral]

you have to respect it

such people deserve respect

[obtuse thistle]

?

[soft coral]

its broken

repair it

[spring fable]

your ak is busted up

[obtuse thistle]

wait I never actually repaired anything

does it affect damage etc?

Or just jam chance?

[spring fable]

failures

had some of these lately?

[obtuse thistle]

I mean only armor I've repaired before

[soft coral]

it has higher jam chance amd worse accuracy

[obtuse thistle]

once

oh snap

[soft coral]

right click and click repair

repair with mechanic

youre welcome

[obtuse thistle]

oh with mechanic

not with prapor

too late hehe

[soft coral]

....

thats okay

[obtuse thistle]

ok I gotta kill 2 scavs and extract in customs

I can do this

let's go

shopuldn't have brought one of my best helms and armor lolol

[soft coral]

no need

for 2 scavs only

[obtuse thistle]

yeah it was my AC4 armor :/

whatever

I have replacements

[stark torrent]

well good cause tank batteries are 800k now

because black keycard barter stock got bigger

[soft coral]

what

HOW MUCH

[obtuse thistle]

HOLYYYYY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I did it

AND

I killed a pmc

[soft coral]

What did you get off him

something nice?

[obtuse thistle]

weapon was good

[soft coral]

headshot only gamer

[obtuse thistle]

it's that op sks

as soon as it loads

[soft coral]

use that vepr

[obtuse thistle]

op-sks and pm too

[soft coral]

make papa kalash prooud

[obtuse thistle]

those PS and extra heals

I forgot to loot some stuff but because I feared he wasn't alone

[soft coral]

ooh he doesnt know

wrong supressor and chasis

decent build tho

nice raid honestly

ggs

ah yes compass

a timmy's best friend

[obtuse thistle]

I don't even know how to use it lol

but I'm glad I did those two daily tasks

[soft coral]

It shows north and south

[obtuse thistle]

I did some progress

[soft coral]

if you know where south is on a map

you can find your way around

I used it a lot on woods when i first started out

its actually useful

[uncut coral]

yea, quicksold for 700k

no idea it was that high though, bought a bunch for black trade like 2 days ago under 200k ea

[obtuse thistle]

what's shampoo used for

I suppose hideout stuff

[uncut coral]

good barters later on; tv-110 rig, green stim

[soft coral]

bathing

[uncut coral]

https://tenor.com/view/hotboyed_-gif-20636764

[obtuse thistle]

facts

level 11, I'm close

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Oh NA

[stark torrent]

back to gaming?

[soft coral]

I have guests

Unfortunately

[stark torrent]

no problemo bulgar man

[soft coral]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/f-Cw2SnsF2pvQegYHHTn0FIi5J4TRGwLlPjjcgE8fQU/https/media.tenor.com/rbCDPtiHasoAAAPo/wwe-handshake.mp4

Me and who

[stark torrent]

ivan and me after we succefuly spot , kill and loot our target without any tomfoolery

[soft coral]

are you impying we do tom foolery

[pulsar brook]

better than my usual loadout

non-paca body armor AND a tac rig of any variety?

(my usual tac rig is gained in raid by shooting someone in the face, the cost of the bullets is cheaper than buying one )

as for how i store ammo, 20 bullet pocket mags don't suck if you don't miss

||i miss a lot||

[marble thicket]

[pulsar brook]

nothing, it's a sham

[soft coral]

that timmy on woods

😭

[obtuse thistle]

I lost my paca immediately

then I realized you need camo stuff so I started running only those

I have a war arsenal for non camo armors, factory fears me (not really)

[marble thicket]

(This person doesn't have ragman 3)

[pulsar brook]

you should keep the poo though

[soft coral]

he doesnt

also spt player I think

[pulsar brook]

can be refined into explosives

[pulsar brook]

nah lol

still suck though

[marble thicket]

Congrats on a W

[soft coral]

W

[pulsar brook]

i play gamma for that

[soft coral]

non spt player spotted

opinion tolerated

[marble thicket]

Dudes fr be playing spt just to still get shit on by bots

[soft coral]

yes.

[pulsar brook]

i don't play spt and i still get shit on by bots, just with added ping issues 😃 👍

[marble thicket]

Still better you've accepted the real game and pvp

[pulsar brook]

ai scavs do not feel fear, they simply miss the first time to make you feel like you stand a chance

holding off their power

until your suffering no longer entertains their machine souls

[soft coral]

accepting that you're trash at tarkov is the first step towards improving

the 2nd

is aiming head

[pulsar brook]

i feel like i might be less trash if i used less trash guns

dunno, depends on the definition of trash

[soft coral]

guns do not matter

well

[pulsar brook]

i'm decent with the stuff i use

[soft coral]

they very rarely matter

[pulsar brook]

but yeah, aiming for the head is what i've been doing

[pulsar brook]

why doesn't everyone just use the omegabased kedr b then?

[soft coral]

its called meta slaves

[pulsar brook]

overflowing with chadbucks and need something to spend them on?

[soft coral]

i could use rd704 or m4s or mutant but I rarely use them

I mainly spam AKMN

cuz I like it more

I play mainly woods

so a kedr sucks there

[stark torrent]

bro

howwwww

[spring fable]

you know, according to the wiki tank batteries can spawn in sports bags. reading that was kind of a wtf moment for me

[soft coral]

@stark torrent gaminggggg

[uncut coral]

[soft coral]

the water filters are goated

[stark torrent]

i will eat then we game

butt naked scav to PMC

absolute woods moment

[soft coral]

DESERVED

he deserved to die

[glacial stag]

ivan

thats fir

[soft coral]

I know

but that scope

fucking skyscraped for a scope

that guy had 2 FIR guns

the rfb and ash

the fk

AND THE PISTOL

what gun did this guy have

[stark torrent]

those were mine

idk his main gun was taken by AI scav but i had only 2 minutes left to go

he had a 545 ak

[soft coral]

oh yours

[soft coral]

thats a such a woods moment

[stark torrent]

alo

[soft coral]

he did it

I'm on lv 30 still

[stark torrent]

keep grinding king

we sell our life to nikita

[soft coral]

eh

[stark torrent]

tarbob

[glacial stag]

where elite

[glacial stag]

elite :D

[soft coral]

I could get elite weapons but I'm lazy to click repair 5000 times

what is the perk for elite?

[stark torrent]

reduces wear change when using kits -50%

and gives u the ability to get rare enchantements

and good chance

[glacial stag]

can you get unbreaking 4?

[stark torrent]

to enchant

Yes

[soft coral]

eh

[stark torrent]

You get Fortune 5

[soft coral]

I broke it again

ggs

[stark torrent]

i never had these issues in 3.5k hours

only issue i had was the backpack one

[soft coral]

if you click too fast like me

it happens

[stark torrent]

monster drinker moment

[soft coral]

no

on fence

full dura

TIMMY

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HOedZDMvg0&list=RDniVoB8MRVbw&index=2 @glacial stag

good stuff bruno

listen

[glacial stag]

ok i go listen

[soft coral]

oke

alright

I could sit here for another hour grinding and get to lv 40+

but I'm too lazy

[obtuse thistle]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????

inhuman reactions

[soft coral]

oh he was a big boy

he had couch and ulach damn

[glacial stag]

goofy ahh tan ulach on woods

[soft coral]

eh

[obtuse thistle]

is this normal?

we got clapped like this lol

3 of us

died the same way

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-wave-escape-from-tarkov-gif-24108067

thats tarky for you

[soft coral]

I mean

it does look sus but since its tarkov it could be desync

[glacial stag]

it could be anything. Its very much possible to hit that shot tho

[soft coral]

it is

if you just start randomly spraying

all you need is 1 shot to land on head

[soft coral]

DA DA PEOPLE TANKING BP

DAAAA IS GOOD GAME

da ivan we make bullet do no damage

holy tanking batman

this actually pissed me of a little

how many shots of BP
I made shredded cheese of you

and youre still walking sideways

also shturman tanking 2 7.62x39 BP

what

it does 58 damage

how do you tank 2 of them

shturmans coat just build different

that hoodie is made of fucking titanium

?

[marble thicket]

boy what the hell

[soft coral]

I missed him

I rewatched and missed him

bro thats like 100ish meters

[soft coral]

whats the problem sir

[marble thicket]

got yo ahh out of my recommended

[soft coral]

is that a bad thing

[obtuse thistle]

Man scav in lighthouse is some wild shit

[soft coral]

No

why you posting my twitch

wtf

oke we going with m80s this time

if those DO NOT one tap shturman in the face

I will one tap myself in the face

got 3 tapped by 855a1 through my korund

....okay

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/superstore-amy-sosa-there-is-just-no-way-to-win-this-game-cant-win-no-way-to-win-gif-24959547

[soft coral]

casually 3 tapped

its fine

also I couldnt see him at all

died by air

cool dude

fking cool man

shit raids today

no fun

[quaint hull]

when labs is fun with no cheaters

[brittle sinew]

Skyscraper mounts be like

[soft coral]

ytruly

[west ice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sqh_bQ3T9w

[rugged stump]

https://twitter.com/destinybulletn/status/1636041681584676865?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA

Destiny Bulletin (@DestinyBulletn)

ICYMI: Bungie is reportedly set to revive the Marathon franchise with a new 3-player extraction-based shooter.

—very Tarkov-like
—minimal load/queue times
—likely F2P live service
—highly customizable characters
—authentic Bungie FPS experience

Stay tuned for more updates.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 4:28 PM

[pulsar brook]

fucking marathon of all things????

😭 indeed

[glacial stag]

as long as its good

prolly not tho

[soft coral]

no tarky for next 2 days

[obtuse thistle]

why

[soft coral]

going back to home town

where i have no pc

[obtuse thistle]

ah but that's great

[soft coral]

i wont be able to reset crafts

[terse pecan]

not playing tarkov is great for your mental health

[strong hinge]

Truly a shame

[soft coral]

eh

alex can visit me

[obtuse thistle]

thanks rogues in lighthouse :)

made a scav happy

we got in as scavs in 4 yesterday

[soft coral]

unload the ammo

takes less space

[strong hinge]

If those crafts matter that much just download one of those desktop sharing applications and entrust someone
with restarting them

[obtuse thistle]

i spawned with a gun

[soft coral]

i can download the game on my laptop

[soft coral]

bmf broke the system

[obtuse thistle]

this gun

[soft coral]

tbh i can see that happening

[obtuse thistle]

like a pistol lol

[soft coral]

if your scav was already at the plant

he looted the gun

[obtuse thistle]

we looted 3

then the rogue from 2 with the turret started blasting us

fucked my leg and killed 2 of my friends

so I went super sayan

from 3 I shot the rogue on the turret

with my gun

that one

[soft coral]

fighting them as scav can be a pain

you doing night?

[obtuse thistle]

I didnt kill him but he pussied out

nah day

[soft coral]

oh NA

dont do day

are you crazy

they aimbot anything during the day

[obtuse thistle]

I LOOK DEATH IN THE FACE AND TELL TO IT FIND ME

[soft coral]

DEATH SPEAKS HEADEYES FROM 300 METERS AWAY

with perfect laser accuracy

[soft coral]

I think he's dead

not sure tho

@stark torrent is he dead?

[stark torrent]

indeed he was

lvl 4 and lvl 10

[soft coral]

oh no

WHAT DID YOU DO

they will never go woods again

scarred for life

also today I go back to hometown iedy

come visit

[glacial stag]

You guys had a fucking firing squad

Goddamn

[soft coral]

never fuck with the woods scavs

[copper sapphire]

I’m not having a good night

[terse pecan]

because its not night

[copper sapphire]

1 min into my first raid as my scav I die to a pmc squad

Second raid I die to a third party as my pmc with my pride and joy

Which was my sks

Big sad

[white void]

Oh fucken hell

not having a good night so far lad

Keep at it mate

you'll clap some cheeks later

I believe in you

[obtuse thistle]

T.T

[copper sapphire]

I’m a level 6 I don’t think I’m gonna be clappin anyone mate

[obtuse thistle]

We all have these moments, you can do it

[copper sapphire]

I’ve got like 15 raids under my belt

[white void]

Don't say that

You'll get there mate

[obtuse thistle]

I'm level 11, it gets better

[copper sapphire]

Yk fuck it I’m going into factory

[white void]

Thats the spirit

GO FUCKEN GET EM LAD

[copper sapphire]

I’m gonna lobby wipe with 5.45 fmj

FUCKIN WATCH ME

[obtuse thistle]

godspeed

[white void]

FUCKEN GO DO IT

[stark torrent]

only way to get better is to go forward

[soft coral]

True

dont let a couple of bad raids stop you

just keep on grinding

the way to improve it so accept the fact that youre shit

[copper sapphire]

I GOT 3 KILLS

HAHAHA

idc that I bleed out

I KILLED 2 PMCS

YHAHAHAA

[soft coral]

he did it

the madman did it

[copper sapphire]

YAYAU

[soft coral]

ggs

[copper sapphire]

I’m so happy

I’m gonna do another factory raid

Idc how many times I die

I’m gonna kill some cunts

[soft coral]

kekw

[copper sapphire]

What’s the best buckshot I can buy w level 1 jaeger

6.5 express?

Or 7mm

[soft coral]

express has one more pellet

so one more chance to land lucky headshot

but generally use 7mm

[copper sapphire]

What would you recommend

[glacial stag]

never used 6.5

always 7mm if i cant get magnum fuckshot

[copper sapphire]

7mm it is

[soft coral]

later on

flechettes

[obtuse thistle]

this dude going slayer mode

[copper sapphire]

My scav looks jacked atm so imma use him

Ppsh with a mask

He looks kinda cool ngl

[soft coral]

He gaming

[copper sapphire]

I’m gonna get fucked but who cared

I’m gonna lobby wipe these cunts

WHAT THE F F UH

I got 2 kills and extracted with a full fucking inventory

HOW HAVE I NEVER BEEN EMBRACED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL LAND OF THE FACRRORY

[obtuse thistle]

post loot

lmao this dude is going crazy

he's a menace folks

[white void]

[copper sapphire]

Nah factory new main map

[soft coral]

no.

Go back to woods

[white void]

you're giving me the motivation to get back on tarkov and keep grinding

[soft coral]

ty

[white void]

no

not you

The fellow Australian

[soft coral]

ye it was me

[obtuse thistle]

it was me mate

[white void]

No

[copper sapphire]

I’m not abandoning woods

[soft coral]

GOOD

[copper sapphire]

Just taking a break from getting popped from 100m buy a bush wookie

[white void]

This based cunt ^

[soft coral]

cunt

[white void]

Fucken bush wookies

[copper sapphire]

YEAH

[obtuse thistle]

bush wookie

[white void]

Fuck it, I'll full send it into a few factory runs while I wait for my mates to get on

[copper sapphire]

If you see a crack head with lvl 3 armour sport glasses and a double barrel shoot on sight

I look like a kiddie fiddler

[white void]

Hmmm

[white void]

Noted

[soft coral]

THE loadout

right here

[white void]

damn I guess eft doesn't want me to play

Pretty cringe giving me errors before kicking me out

this is exactly why I play SPT

Oh well, I'll run dorms anyway

gonna be fucking chaos

with this mod

Oh for fuck sakes

now the launcher wont launch

[copper sapphire]

That went well

[white void]

damn

[copper sapphire]

Perhaps I should get off

Or I could keep running factory until I lose everything

[white void]

up to you

actually

wait one moment

It's been decided

[soft coral]

first it was me in this channel

iedy and bruno watching me grow

now its him

[white void]

I wanna grow but EFT said "No"

[copper sapphire]

Aight

[soft coral]

remember the old days @stark torrent

[copper sapphire]

I had a quick break and got some gear together

[soft coral]

tarkov is one of those gamers where to improve you have to not give up

[white void]

Quick integrity checkkkk

[soft coral]

cuz it can be very demoralising dying over and over

[copper sapphire]

I’m gonna get fuckin folded mate

[obtuse thistle]

i've beem brought to tarkov also because of this channeò

[copper sapphire]

I got a shitty pp 19 with some shit ass ammo

Time to kill

[obtuse thistle]

definitely because of this server and my italian mates over #🇮🇹-general-ita

but also cuz of this channel

I love it like every evening when I log off my shitty eu boring project

I can't wait to hop and do some runs

[soft coral]

we all do

[uncut coral]

even cheaters do

[soft coral]

we got folded multiple times yesterday with iedy

nobody is safe

[white void]

I just wanna hit lvl 15 so I can run my cheap ass UMP45 kit

that is actually decent

[copper sapphire]

Nah I’m gonna just be over confident again

Seems to work out

[soft coral]

uh ohj ump gamer

[obtuse thistle]

I want to upgrade my hideout I can't wait for lv15

[soft coral]

OH NA

[obtuse thistle]

I play tarkov like animal crossing lmao

[soft coral]

not the ump

[white void]

whats wrong with liking UMP

[strong hinge]

look at that meta gamer

ump lover

[soft coral]

ah yes

akmn is such meta

kekw

[white void]

I just like using it because it's not too fucking expensive

[uncut coral]

ump is sexy

[obtuse thistle]

op-sks gang here

[soft coral]

REAL

[obtuse thistle]

the cursed weapon

[soft coral]

akmn all day everyday

[obtuse thistle]

no matter how many times I lose that weapon it always comes back to me even if I take it off dead pmcs

[white void]

oh hey

guess what

I'm running a fucking soviet kit from ww2

kekw

[obtuse thistle]

i also love mosins yeah

[white void]

scav vest would really sell the fit

but

I work with what I have

I also grabbed this the other day

off a juiced PMC

I will now never use this until I have flea

[soft coral]

stock homo but otherwise sexy

[copper sapphire]

I GOT ANOTHHER

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

[white void]

I'm fucking full sending it into factory

[copper sapphire]

I got shot in the ass tho

[white void]

Thank you for the motivation, based Australian

[copper sapphire]

Yw equally as based Australian

[white void]

He does not want to be here.

[copper sapphire]

Factory moment

[soft coral]

kekw

[strong hinge]

average factory survival time

[white void]

I SHALL NOT BACK OUT

[obtuse thistle]

i can already tell where did you spawn

[white void]

Where

[soft coral]

Longest factory survive

[obtuse thistle]

in that lame ass corridor right?

[white void]

Yes.

[soft coral]

HAHA

[obtuse thistle]

classic

[white void]

fucking bang on

[obtuse thistle]

you were probably alone vs 2 people

[white void]

yes

ok what the fuck were you there?

How do you know this

[obtuse thistle]

no I have a MSc in statistics

[soft coral]

Factory forklift room is worse than labs raids

[obtuse thistle]

and it happened to me too

[soft coral]

its a bloodbath

once you spawn forklift

either you run into tunnels or you fight

[obtuse thistle]

nah you don't fight cuz if they throw a nade you go back to god

at least that's my experience

[soft coral]

kekw

granadier gamers

[obtuse thistle]

an insane move is throwing a smoke

I always carry them as I like to troll

[soft coral]

what a gigachad

smoke user

[white void]

We fucking gamin

[obtuse thistle]

GL m8

[white void]

what map

[soft coral]

vpom

?

[white void]

vpo-209

[soft coral]

gamer

[white void]

The VPO-209 is based

honestly

it's my go to customs gun

fr

This exact setup

attachments are easy to get

dust cover, sight, grip, all from lvl 1 skier

my go to early wipe customs gun

[soft coral]

I love running it

though it sucks at longe range

[white void]

[soft coral]

also

half the time with 7.62x39

Ive noticed you dont need bp

[white void]

true

anyways

What map

[soft coral]

woods

ofc

[uncut coral]

lighthouse

[white void]

[west ice]

He's a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTS4zFnzgug

[soft coral]

hes not ready

rely we should do duos on lighthouse some time

[copper sapphire]

I have decided for my own mental well-being I shall take a break from tarkov

My mum is mortified by what I have said

So

[strong hinge]

mum is scared of you stopping tarkov?

[soft coral]

KEKWWWW

[strong hinge]

what do you do when you dont play tarkov that makes your mother scared

[white void]

2nd raid

feelin cute

[soft coral]

mad cute

[white void]

[soft coral]

bring 2 cheese

at least 2 cheese

1 is not enough

[white void]

true

[soft coral]

[white void]

although

[copper sapphire]

I was saying how I was going to blow a pmc’s brains out in gruesome detail

[copper sapphire]

She was not impressed

[white void]

I do have this spare

in my lil container

I should probably sell some of this so I have more space

What do you recommend I sell and keep? @soft coral

What the fuck is this

[strong hinge]

Sam Hyde

[white void]

Sam confuses me with his thumbnails sometimes

[soft coral]

you dont need usec hats

idk but get a junk box as soon as possible

[white void]

[soft coral]

richest tarkov player in 2023

[copper sapphire]

I had 900k earlier

Before I wnt and spent 300k on armour and shit

[white void]

NO NO NO NO SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS A TEAMMATE

FOR FUCK SAKES

[terse pecan]

No ipv4?

[white void]

huh

[terse pecan]

tarkov cannot handle ipv6

you gotta have a ipv4 connection

to be able to connect to servers properly

actually its not that tarkov cannot handle it BSG just didn't add support to it

[soft coral]

favtory

[soft coral]

.....

MODS

BAN THIS MAN

[stark torrent]

shit when did they change this quest

its finally doable lol

and i think it gives you 2 violets

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-sorry-please-unban-me-gif-25042292

[glacial stag]

they changed it just now

and a bunch of other ones

[stark torrent]

yeah , you get medscase and black keycard

from reward

[terse pecan]

black keycard?

that's pog

[soft coral]

BRUHHHHHHHH

BSGGGG LAPAITE PISHKI NA MAIKAVI PUTKATA

[obtuse thistle]

very angry man

[soft coral]

YOU THINK

[soft coral]

Finally at home town

ggs

[obtuse thistle]

nice

[chilly hollow]

today and it gives you one black

nevermind

but i guess you can't do the follow up quests then for jäger?

which might be ass

[crystal musk]

i w a n t this

[soft coral]

it's U G L Y

[crystal musk]

long barrel saiga 12

also regular saiga 12, but with the vent plank thing

[soft coral]

gonna isntall tarkov on laptop

[spring fable]

phew that was a close one

[soft coral]

mans picked up a toz and t45

weird priorities

[spring fable]

right before outskirts at that cabin i encountered 2 scavs, killed the last one literally with my last bullet

[spring fable]

quest for skier?

[soft coral]

how have you not done that

[spring fable]

i restarted again
now i have 3 weeks free so it felt apropriate, plus i made the rule for myself not more than 3 pistol runs a day on factory

in spt thats kinda broken because unless you have a shitty spawn or le random tagilla appears , you are almost guaranted the safe loot

actually just got the quest and ready to hand it in immediately

[stark torrent]

thats not the good toz

you need the other one

[crystal musk]

best TOZ is folding stock one, most waste of money is the mosin stock one, the MTs stock one makes me wish for the gun it comes from

[stark torrent]

there is no best TOZ

TOZ sucks period

I think the chiappa revolver is more reliable

[terse pecan]

MP-18 gang rise

[soft coral]

akmn gang for life

[crystal musk]

insta kills anything on SPT-Realism if you hit

[stark torrent]

literally 13 min stream becasue his audio didnt work LOL

[soft coral]

record time

[spring fable]

why is it then, that i could hand the quest in with this one

Ngl, this was too close for comfort

But the loot was good, got the food for jäger finished, a sledgehammer for later, a good as new akm and generally stuff for the hideout

gotta admit in terms of loot, im growing fond of woods

[soft coral]

how much time are raids wtf

youre not looting that much to be extracting with that much time

the hell

[spring fable]

geez and here i was offering an olive branch

[glacial stag]

its ivan

youll get used to it

[soft coral]

no fr

unless the raids are like 10 minutes

what the hell are you doing this much time

looting this little

[stark torrent]

Turbo Gamble