💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

....a safe :D

[warm echo]

ehh

[soft coral]

wooow

[warm echo]

boooo

[soft coral]

exactly

[warm echo]

i guess 3 weapon crates

[soft coral]

its 5

6 actually mb

if we count the wooden ones

7 if we count the pier

[warm echo]

i only remember 4 the pier one

the solo one

[soft coral]

blind

[warm echo]

and the double one

[soft coral]

❤️

[warm echo]

haha yea ive never givin it more of a look since its not worth

[soft coral]

theres some jackets

but jackets are shit

and give you marlboro and apollo nowdays

[warm echo]

mf when they nerfed my cabinets

smh

[soft coral]

cabinets rn are better than jackets

go reserve leave with intel folder a MFD and a key

[warm echo]

aye theyre still good but man they used to be even stronger

past dreams of me vomiting usbs etc a while back

good times

[soft coral]

at the start of wipe they were OP

[warm echo]

a classic

me from 0.12

[soft coral]

THE mp133 gamer

[warm echo]

flecheat gamer

this was when i was super buget gamin'

[soft coral]

best bugdget gun is double barrel

[warm echo]

tru

but i like the feel of single barrels

greatest feeling in the world: your fuckin straped with loot, doing inventory management, drop something on the ground so you can move around stuff

it sinks thru the earth

its ok mother earth needed that gpu more than you- nikita

[soft coral]

[warm echo]

every time i drop something on the ground my heart skips a beat

swear to god woods has eatin so many of my spare mags

[soft coral]

a gift to the gods

[brittle sinew]

4:3 Gaming

[soft coral]

yes

on a crt monitor

yet I still clap kids

wait no

honestly 4:3 aint even that bad

[terse pecan]

its terrible for me

the game already looks bad on low settings

[soft coral]

everyone: is this the broken flashlight? yeah it is
meanwhile the "flashlight in question"

my brother in christ its an IR illuminator

the amount of people who call this flashlight broken is astonishing

[warm echo]

Honest to god when I first found and tried em I thought they’d broke from getting shot or something in a firefight

Was like damn they really getting down to the smallest details bsg

[soft coral]

aha

yea right

[brittle sinew]

Post gaming setup pic

[soft coral]

no

[strong hinge]

show your setup ivan

and i will show mine

[soft coral]

no

I refuse

ok fine but first ill go shop

brb

[strong hinge]

stepan

[soft coral]

i love him

@strong hinge @brittle sinew

Na

[brittle sinew]

This man lied

[soft coral]

who did

[soft coral]

oh the CRT

it ws a joke

cuz the dude commented on my video saying i play on 4:3 CRT

[soft coral]

Why is that mouse on the left

what are you doing with your right hand you fuck

[strong hinge]

i use my left hand

because i cant use my right

i am disabled

[soft coral]

?

[strong hinge]

i cant use my right hand

[soft coral]

Why

[strong hinge]

well you see

my left hand is normal

right is baby

[soft coral]

interesting

as a lefty myself I should use my left hand for mouse but when I was a kid and started using pcs my mom had set up the pc with the mouse on the right so I learned with the right hand

kekw

[strong hinge]

colonised

[soft coral]

Truly

[nimble mortar]

yaaaay level 26

also sitting on a lot of money

[soft coral]

my reaction when a pmc kills me with 12 minutes left on woods at scav bunker

truly a gamer

Rip moonshine

fk the pmcs who are going peacekeeping mission or punisher kills

[nimble mortar]

me real soon

[soft coral]

I had a moonshine

thank god I didnt have a ledx on me

the dude was sitting in the corner next to the food crate on the 2nd scav compound

legit not moving

[stark torrent]

he cant use his right hand

i think i might have an idea but idk how this condition is called

[soft coral]

you mean fapping

jk

I love you alex

[strong hinge]

You don't

[soft coral]

I dont because that would be homo

its how the world works

[strong hinge]

I am being made fun of for my disability

Mods

Kill them

[stark torrent]

exiled for 10 seconds

[soft coral]

[terse pecan]

your disability is being born in balkans?

[strong hinge]

That's a mental disability

I got a physical one aswell

[soft coral]

all the pokemon

[stark torrent]

im sick again ,, and everytime i sneeze, it's like i get hit by a truck

[terse pecan]

relatable these days

[strong hinge]

Don't sneeze then romani

[soft coral]

5head

[terse pecan]

oh man i cannot wait to turn 18 get my driving license open some Ati242 then crash into a family of 4 while drunk

[soft coral]

?

are you allright?

[terse pecan]

its just a stereotype

i'm joking here

i would never get drunk while driving

you can trust me

problem here is i am not rich so i don't fit the stereotype here

[soft coral]

time to die by another pmc

surely I wont stumble on another bitch doing punisher

:D

I did

the dude ran right behind me

ok

[obtuse thistle]

:C

[soft coral]

ok dude

can I survive one woods scav raid hello

[obtuse thistle]

You can

[soft coral]

since when is every pmc and their mother on woods

alo????

Since when is this map populated

lv 24

that's 2 in a row

with like 14 minutes remaining

pilgrim backpack vacuum

[spring fable]

NOOOOO
i cant believe it
i didnt make extract because of 6 seconds
i already was on the point

[soft coral]

kekw

[obtuse thistle]

Yoo I have those too

Finally you post items I have lmao

[soft coral]

:D

I spawned with both and I found it funny

[obtuse thistle]

Oh so scavs spawn with them

[soft coral]

Yes

gingy is easy 50k

[obtuse thistle]

I remember looting waller from a dead scav

As scav

I didnt kill them

I am a scav with honor

(sheates katana)

[stark torrent]

same until i see a guy with a pilgrim going to extract

[soft coral]

Lol

[stark torrent]

then it's on

[soft coral]

then

the intrusive thoughts win

[stark torrent]

whats 0.9 rep nowadays

[soft coral]

true

he has a pilgrim

OH NA

[stark torrent]

OH NA

[soft coral]

we play today?

[stark torrent]

Sure if i feel like not dying

[soft coral]

why

[stark torrent]

im sick and everything hurtos

i have the tarkov virus

forgot a propital in my other jacket my bad

[obtuse thistle]

I grab knife when extracting always

[soft coral]

mfw crafting all day

and still lv 26 crafting

jesus

and I'm even crafting the fastest ones

ggs

US ammo up close is just nasty

fking laser beam

[brittle sinew]

I top off my mag with US to counter the first shot recoil

[soft coral]

Fr

[soft coral]

so these 2 are incompatible apparently

but it does go on an AKMN

?

Why?

biblically accurate rd704

[spring fable]

went in with a rpk16 and a 95 drum mag
and a berkut

literally first dude i run into

Whats with his shotgun

[soft coral]

eh

kind of a weak pilgrim raid

shame

?

game are you drunk

both of these are on prapor

[gentle tangle]

great its that and not, "shake hands with Reshala 5 times at a distance of over 150m" or some other bullshit involving a boss spawn.

and someone will say, "uh but you know you can replace the daily with a new one uh right?", yeah, and you do it 3 times and each time its, "play draughts with Tagilla with a headshot 5 times", or some other bullshit.

[soft coral]

okay that made me laugh

CHECKERS WITH TAGILLA

[gentle tangle]

checkers/draughts depending on which side of the pond 😂

[soft coral]

I put it on my status

[gentle tangle]

but you know what i mean, those dailies involving a boss and some ridiculous completion task

[soft coral]

shit is too good

[gentle tangle]

i literally got a "kill Tagilla 5 times with a headshot"

like who even does that? let alone 5 times?

[soft coral]

ash-12 with ps12b

or shotgun with mangums

or vektor with hydra shocks

[gentle tangle]

yeah i had a few ideas, like i was actually thinking about it, but then i just hit the replace button over and over until i get, "deliver a paperclip to prapor".

[soft coral]

real

best quests

[gentle tangle]

the distance ones for Reshala are also crazy because it pretty much requires him to spawn at fortress, and to snipe him from like 1 or 2 possible areas.

cuz if he spawns in Dorms, you definitely cant get a, "from a distance of over 100m"

anyway dailies are meh sometimes

[spring fable]

I just got the quest to kill reshalla from jäger
even thinking about it makes me cringe

like he has 3 or 4 different spawnpoints, if he spawns in the first place. even in spt thats a major headache

[terse pecan]

look at it like this if he spawns in dorms for some reason his guards AI goes ape shit there and just lines up for you to shoot them

[soft coral]

dorms is easy honestly

its a corridor

[terse pecan]

yeah

tbh for me

its the easiest place to pvp

[soft coral]

a good dose of double cock never hurt anyone

boys remember to pick up ash12 20 round mags

always

[obtuse thistle]

FOUND LEDX LMAOOO

in woods, at medic

[soft coral]

HE DID IT

as scav?

[obtuse thistle]

no pmc

[soft coral]

RUN

FUCKING RUN

[obtuse thistle]

died it was in my ass

[soft coral]

an extract

ah

nvm

[obtuse thistle]

still have no flea

sooo

[soft coral]

no no

if you find one again

as a pmc or scav and you exfil

do not sell it

keep it for therapist quest

[obtuse thistle]

yeah

I am keeping one for med station

therapist wants 300k fuck her

for that

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @brittle sinew @warm echo I've been thinking which one of the 2 scopes is better and honestly I like the smaller chevron one more

[spring fable]

Because who needs ergonomics anyways

[soft coral]

....ew....

[spring fable]

I think it has style
another foregrip maybe

[soft coral]

I mean

put a black grip on it at least to match the rest of the colors

[brittle sinew]

One is for the VSS other is for the SVD

[soft coral]

I'm not saying which is for which gun

I'm saying which one looks better

[brittle sinew]

That's how I'm using them, it doesn't matter to me which looks better lol

[soft coral]

I like the smaller chervon

[brittle sinew]

Sure, you do you

[soft coral]

ye

[marble thicket]

ew suppressed rpk

[spring fable]

went from cp to gas to dorms to fortress, no reshala
but my pockets are full

[soft coral]

TAKE THE AMMO OUT OF THE MAGAZINESSSS

TAKE IT THE FK OUTTT

3 slot 45 rounder

holy waste of space batman

@stark torrent you feeling good?

[soft coral]

heard a flare being shot next to scav bunker
went for it
the airdrop landed and nobody came
it landed right on the edge of the minefield
????????

that was bizzare

[soft coral]

bout to run this bitch on the next raids

[soft coral]

so at lv27 crafting it takes 11 hours

and 49 minutes ofc

so at lv 35 or so it will take something like 10 ish hours

that's actually really good

[wintry ridge]

still feels like a mobile game LOL!

[warm echo]

i'd find more bullets gambling my life and hunting down raiders

and only a 120 bullets too

rough

wish it was at least 200

[soft coral]

farming raiders may yield more bullets if you really farmed them hard

but

its still risky

also

you can find BP/BT/BS AND PPBS in raid right

but you can't find Bp

?

I can find BP 9x39 SPP as well

I can find fucking SNB

but there are no boxes of 7.62x39 bp?

why?

and okay I guess the argument is that you get only 30 SNB and 8 SPP or bp but still

[vagrant cloud]

sorry to necro but does stalker have single shot or multiple projectile flechette compared to tarkov? 😮

[soft coral]

Sir this is tarkov

also yes

stalker anomaly does have flechettes as far as I remember

idk about gamma

use AP slugs in gamma

[brittle sinew]

Man AP slugs are awesome

Both in Tarkov, Stalker and real life

Big chunk of fuck you metal

[soft coral]

.50 bmg

[soft coral]

[warm echo]

yum yum slim medpack from drop

[soft coral]

I should get a third thicc container

I will fill my 2nd one with AKMNS

and the 3rd one with PS ammo

we make papa kalash proud

[warm echo]

Dakka dakka

[warm echo]

Akm gang for life

[soft coral]

i love it

i love my akm

[warm echo]

Used to be a 74m-man

But I saw the light with better akm round

[soft coral]

TRUE

The holy cartridge

The holy trinity

A bush
my akm and 7.62x39 ammo

bless

its just such a satisfying gun to use and i have no clue why

henceforth i will continue using it

[warm echo]

Nothing gets my rocks harder than dying to an invisible player

[marble thicket]

y'all gon hop on

[stark torrent]

Lowkey better coding than EFT

[warm echo]

United we stand with unity

[soft coral]

Still has better loot probably

tarkov in unturned actually sounds cool

i like the survival aspect of unturned

[marble thicket]

2 of the servers are p cool

Pandahut is much more indepth with shit like gpus and farms but your stuff is wiped every 3 days if you don't log on

[soft coral]

homo

[marble thicket]

Other server has less maps less indepth but none of that deecay junk

[terse pecan]

Nikita confirmed Ryan Gosling character coming to USEC

this collab going to be crazy

[obtuse thistle]

what

lmao

why ryan gosling among many actors

is it for that wack masculinity meme thing?

[marble thicket]

No it's for one of the usecs looking like him from bladerunner

[soft coral]

tarkov in steam community?

the fk

[white void]

Lets fucking go

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1084777418973261874/Angry_Creature.webm me when the rogue tanks a headshot for the 6291 time

[obtuse thistle]

one of my friends looked at the damage rogues do

it's 160 per bullet with armor pen 6

dab

but let me tell you something it's so fun to scav in lighthouse and go to rogues

if you clap em it's so much juicy loot

[soft coral]

its the machine gun

[obtuse thistle]

yeah that one

[soft coral]

machine gun kills you instantly

if it hits arm or leg all of your body will be red

funny thing is theyre easier to kill now than before

before you would have like a group of 3/4 wandering around building 2 and 3

[soft coral]

so does AGS

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yakxqcbdipc?feature=share

if only bsg cared so much for their game as much as the editor for the bsg channel

holy shit

[copper sapphire]

Is it ok that I use the same 2 extracts every time

I only go outskirts for my pmc and dead man’s place as my scav

[terse pecan]

just learn 1 more extract for your pmc

[soft coral]

its woods being retarded

nothing will happen if you extract at outskirts

I'm back I was to the shop to get monster

okay so to explain why you get outskirts to often on woods

it dates back to the expansion

BSG expanded the map and added new spawns locations scav spawns and ofc UN roadblock/northern UN and zb106 as far as I know

so they added many new PMC spawn points but they sort of forgot to change them to the new extracts

so now more than half of the spawns are outskirts spawns

that's basically why

[copper sapphire]

Ah

[soft coral]

🤝

[copper sapphire]

Thank you

I like only go outskirts as an extract

In saying that I’ve done like 7 raids total

Not including scav

Hm

I need to check I might have done my 10 raid

[soft coral]

that's fine

[copper sapphire]

Tenth

[soft coral]

as long as you're learning the map it doesn't matter what exfil you get

we all started at the beginning

its okay to suck at tarkov

[copper sapphire]

I got buttfucked by a scav next to scav house

I got fucjing head eyed

[soft coral]

one of hte spots ever

I kinda wanna camp here

man the razor headphones

are shit

[hybrid cloak]

you didn't have to specify headphones

[soft coral]

why

I'll save so much time by not adding headphones at the end

its not the only item in the game named razor

if I say

"The razor is shit" or "the razor are shit" I can mean both the scope and the holographic

So yes

I did want to intentionally specify the headphones

[terse pecan]

i wish for BSG to add ghillie suits so i can camp bushes more effectively

[soft coral]

my svd scav had x54 PS in the mags

what a gigachad

ALO!?!?!?

economy alo?

one of the builds ever

yet again

[obtuse thistle]

some of the things needed for the basic things of the hideout are things I've never ever found in raid

like cpu fans

[soft coral]

interchange for those

pcs

[terse pecan]

bro imagine i have an idea

camo for attachments

or mags

[obtuse thistle]

ah, I've never been there, I only go to customs, lighthouse and factory

[terse pecan]

they will be for jaeger in the service section

[obtuse thistle]

it's a good idea to just focus on quests to levelup and get that stuff from flea right?

[soft coral]

what level are you

[obtuse thistle]

10

i need 5 levels i think

[soft coral]

good job

❤️

[obtuse thistle]

🙏

[terse pecan]

unless you wipe lobbies and kill bosses levelling up without quests is really hard

[obtuse thistle]

yeah I have some hard quests rn like find flash drives

I did the "mark gas trucks" yesterday

[soft coral]

nice

[obtuse thistle]

yeah yesterday was the most successful grind so far

I found the ledx, bought the junk box

all my friends were mad at me for finding it

I just found this thing on a table and remembered you writing here that you werre looking intensively for it

[soft coral]

bro can these moonshine cases be more dogshit

fucking toolset to fix my leaking toilet

AND DRAIN CLEANER

[terse pecan]

bro anything that is not 95k is a loss most of the time

but

the enjoyment of gamba is the way to go

[soft coral]

real

kinda wanna go reserve and hit up every cabinet for some intel folders

@obtuse thistle need help with the cpu fans?

[obtuse thistle]

uhh, yes if it's not a problem but I'm a scrub

ah nvm

professor called me

fuck

appreciate the help a lot 🙏

[soft coral]

stop playing in class

[obtuse thistle]

I'm home lol

[soft coral]

kekw

[obtuse thistle]

MSc shit

never ever accept to work on projects for your professors

especially if ur not a phd and therefore cannot be paid

[stark torrent]

im surprised with how few outskirts campers ive seen in all my wipes

[soft coral]

same

[stark torrent]

cause it's easy to camp that knowing its guaranteed for 50% of the spawns at least

[soft coral]

more than 50% in our case

[stark torrent]

I've encountered more ppl in ZB 14 than outskirts

[soft coral]

that guy on the rock in the beginning of the raid

[stark torrent]

go to extract , go down the stairs

hears tile sounds

ALO ?

[stark torrent]

he unninstalled or he only brings VPO gornasty now

[soft coral]

hehehe

the power of going along the edges of the map

ok for a moment I thought it broke

WHY DOES EVERY CRAFT GIVE 1.5 points of crafting

WHY

11 hour BP craft = 20 minute plexiglass craft in terms of exp

?!?!?

funny how crafting all day still equals like 1 level of crafting

even if you craft the fastest shit

and reset them as they finish

insane

[terse pecan]

real

[stark torrent]

banned for changing the name of the program without BSG consent gg gottem

[soft coral]

iedy why are we not friends

wtf

[stark torrent]

actually i found out , the time of the craft levels up hideout maangement instead

[soft coral]

they still give 1.5-ish points tho

that's the dumb thing

[stark torrent]

wel yeah i didnt say they were fast kekw

[stark torrent]

idk why

[soft coral]

for lavatory its gas mask filter and toiletpaper non stop

[soft coral]

shameless

[strong hinge]

mf modifying tarkov

kill him nikita

[soft coral]

real

@stark torrent play?

[stark torrent]

after i return from workos

imma go on 2nd shift rn

god bless monday 🖕

[soft coral]

lol

[obtuse thistle]

courage friend

[spring fable]

Just got my M4 back

i remember it looking different

[soft coral]

nah that's how they look

you're being delusional

[spring fable]

and my fischer glock came back without the silencer

[soft coral]

ANOTHER REASON why woods is one of the best maps in the game: You don't need a single key to access any of the loot on the map.
Yes zb014 exists but that has a chance to spawn 60 rounders and that's about it
everything else is loot you can find all around the map or containers

God bless woods

[terse pecan]

unlike labs where in red room you get 30k rubles worth of loot

[soft coral]

unlike almost every other map

factory excluded

[spring fable]

i mean, dont remember factory having good loot other than the safe

Ouchie

[soft coral]

kill pmc at useccamp on woods
start going towards exfil limping because leg broken
see player scav drop down from a rock and I kill him because hehe funny

MFW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH'

CALCULATED BOYS

ok

[spring fable]

yes yes spt, but almost 400m kill with the tyulpan still feels good

but i am actually hunting for shturman rn

[uncut coral]

95k

[soft coral]

bruh

and I get this from 95k

okay

cool

[spring fable]

Who needs some milk?

i definitely wonts starve this raid

[soft coral]

give me that golden paca

[spring fable]

golden paca?

[terse pecan]

bro ULACH with PACCA?

based

[spring fable]

i looted the ulach

[obtuse thistle]

another solo extraction as pmc pog

got a toothpaste so I finished the lavatory

so I can take a shit on a bucket and craft soap

I was supposed to kill scav for quest and exp lol but I have no bolas

[soft coral]

he found the toothpaste

the madman did it

[spring fable]

on another note, i just noticed that for whatever reason i can buy item cases on the fm for a million
after buying one i got to thinking that that kinda doesnt make sense since then the weapon cases would be cheaper
you online guys, do item cases get traded at fm? tarkov market doesnt have data for it, but its not blacklisted, either

[soft coral]

No

those are the only item cases

imo

theyre north worth getting

[spring fable]

ahh

guess ill refrain from buying more then

[soft coral]

Hello woods loot?

5 chains 2 cylcons

mk17

wtf is this goated shit

[uncut coral]

wish me luck

[stark torrent]

Zb can spawn ledx now right?

[uncut coral]

more like a good spawn

[stark torrent]

Cause it has a few medical spots

Hmm

[soft coral]

as if I know

[stark torrent]

Worst woods scav run v.s best reserve one : 2 canned meat and 1 military cable

[soft coral]

I never go there anyway

[soft coral]

yes

so many goldchains people don't pick up

bro theyre 35-40k a piece wdymm

[wise delta]

the bunker by the sniper scav is almost never searched

[soft coral]

that bunker the little place under it with the matress

sunken village as well

so many places

[wise delta]

yea

there also 3 labscard spawns

[soft coral]

everyone knows about those

theyre not that interesting

[wise delta]

i found a card there

[soft coral]

going there is 90% of the time suicide anyway

fk sawnmill

all my homies hate sawnmil

[wise delta]

in the car at checkpoint

yea fk sawmill and shturman

[soft coral]

okay

[wise delta]

what did u pay

[soft coral]

95k

kekw

it payed out

sort of

[wise delta]

i ran out of fuel

its so expensive

[soft coral]

buy more

[wise delta]

i just loose money with fuel

[soft coral]

ayyyy

[wise delta]

damm

[soft coral]

buil bitcoin farm

[wise delta]

cant

[soft coral]

skill issue is it then

jk

[wise delta]

i just craft 60round 5.45 mags for 24k and sell them for 35k

[wise delta]

yes

[soft coral]

@stark torrent when gaming?

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

me walking around woods picking up my 5th gold chain with this shit playing in the backround

truly an experience

[earnest timber]

Leaked The Divsion Heartlands Gameplay

[soft coral]

THE HITMARKERS

[earnest timber]

[strong hinge]

i love the hitmarkers

pretty much first mod i download

the third person mod is a bit iffy

practically unusable in small environments

[earnest timber]

yep, camera fucks up

I mainly use SPT for content creation anyway

[strong hinge]

but it is pretty cool

[earnest timber]

Shameless self-promotion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E6jNlQ2ZlI&t

[soft coral]

[earnest timber]

wow

open it on browser

[strong hinge]

nah

too much effort

[soft coral]

exactly

[earnest timber]

one click on the link itself takes effort i know

[soft coral]

yeah

[stark torrent]

tommorow , i got this week off

[soft coral]

ooh

gamer

[stark torrent]

sick gamer yikes

[soft coral]

😭

[soft coral]

30 to 50

ggs

[obtuse thistle]

These are incredibly lucky shots

I onetapped this guy the "ammo used" doesnt show

cuz I died immediately after by someone behind me

but by god that was a juicy one tap I wish I recorded that

[soft coral]

ggs anyway

always aim head

[obtuse thistle]

I panic still

when they are too close to me

[soft coral]

thats okay

[teal iris]

YOU CANT DO THAT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[stark torrent]

ngl looks pretty nice , would suck for online mode tho

also the hitmarkers will only add to frustration as you will see the desync xD

you get hit markers but in the death screen it shows 10 ammo used 0 shots hit

[wintry ridge]

how does the hp work?

does it replace limb/hp pool with just an hp pool?

[strong hinge]

nah it just shows the hp stat

doesnt change how limbs work

[wintry ridge]

are those just normal sptarkov spawn rates?

[strong hinge]

spawn rates can be modded aswell

[spring fable]

Just found this in raid

dont know what to think about it

[soft coral]

?

[obtuse thistle]

"let me do a quick pistol run in factory"
the pistol run:

[strong hinge]

gotta be ready for all situations

[white void]

Battle for dormitory is an excellent mod

[spring fable]

yeah well, spt sometimes be weird, but that dude had pbp, kinda saved my ass

[white void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQARBJgTB2s

the battle for dormitory mod quite literally turns customs into this

except its you vs everyone

And it also makes the goon squad spawn there with you hehe

Makes every single AI spawn at dorms

and spawns you in a random room with only 5 seconds of peace and quiet

speaking of I might play some rn

[strong hinge]

battle for dorms mod means i cant use the realism mods ai changes

so no

[white void]

damn

What kit should I bring to dorms?

[strong hinge]

mosin

[soft coral]

this place has more spt players now than tarkov players wtf is this shit

[white void]

Krill issue

SPT is fun

[strong hinge]

get destroyed bulgar

we are tarkov players like you

[white void]

Into dorms? ........

[strong hinge]

yeah

what you scared?

[white void]

bruh.mp4

Fuck it

mosin it is

OR

Do I bring this beast?

[strong hinge]

mosin

[white void]

Damn

[strong hinge]

obrez

[white void]

You want me to suffer huh?

[strong hinge]

with grip

[soft coral]

shit build

[white void]

cant buy an obrez

dont have flea on spt yet

[strong hinge]

damn you poor

[white void]

just dont have flea

[soft coral]

skill issue

[white void]

ok

well since i cant buy an obrez, what else should i bring?

[strong hinge]

revolver, double action not allowed

[white void]

Fuck

the uh

the only revolver i can buy is this

[soft coral]

looool

[strong hinge]

then thats what you are using

[white void]

fuck

even the MP-18 would be better then this

[strong hinge]

shame you cant buy the 12.7x55mm revolver

[white void]

anyways I'll raid after I watch TLOU season finale

byeeeeeeeeeeee

[soft coral]

mfs be poor even in SPt

oh na

[white void]

I'm not poor

as i said

i dont have the flea

you must be blind as fuck

I said it twice

[soft coral]

then do quests and unlock it

[white void]

No

[soft coral]

pussy

[white void]

I'll unlock it through fighting

[soft coral]

saw a dead timmy at usec camp

the ak74m

the paca

the ggsh headphones

and the m9

😭

[obtuse thistle]

chiappa means butt in my language

so buy that

kill them with butt

[white void]

@strong hinge Do you still want me to buy the tiny revolver?

[strong hinge]

yeh

[white void]

fuck

[strong hinge]

just aim for the head

[white void]

I won't have time to aim for the head

I have an AIO mod

Ultra violence mode

Scavs and AI PMCs will fucking destroy me if I don't fire first

[strong hinge]

just shoot head eyes

if the scavs can so can you

[white void]

[strong hinge]

ah yeah, the uwufy mod

[terse pecan]

Kniwght

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apXJmFIxx2Q @soft coral

PeiPei winsdom

lol i didnt know u can get on sniper rock on snoreline

[soft coral]

gaming? @stark torrent

[soft coral]

at bunker?
you can yeah

[stark torrent]

a bit later im gonna eat burger with gf

gamburger

[soft coral]

the woods experience

at the stash next to usec

the metal tower

he had a friend

and my gun jammer

ggs

I'm not insane but lately I have seen many MANY more pmc on woods than before

[stark torrent]

scavving when u are rich and u dont need anything : nobody

scavving when u need stuff : all server is on you and even player scavs wil shoot you

[soft coral]

people realize you have the ledx spawns and spam woods since its ez map

[stark torrent]

yeah we shall abuse this and camp usec now

🤝

[soft coral]

I scav cuz I'm bored of playing pmc with the same loadout and I'm lazy to make a meme loadout

[stark torrent]

i mean i do play pmc but when i die from nowhere and lose my whole kit i spent 15 mins making it makes me not want to play for a while

[soft coral]

:)))))))))))

nobody actually checks this rock

[stark torrent]

yeah i was gonna ask who the fuck loots that stash

i never saw anyone there

[soft coral]

this?

well I just saw 2 pmcs

and doinked one in the head

I'm telling you man

woods lately is full of pmcs

[stark torrent]

ah no no , at the rock/hill between usec and bunker

[stark torrent]

good , something to do i guess

[soft coral]

?

[stark torrent]

yeah that one

[soft coral]

yeah nobody loots that

who the fk realistically loots stashes on woods apart from scavs

and us ofc

pretty much nobody

from so much camping actually

I have not recieved fanmail once

and we've done some nasty ass camping

I'm gonna go back to lighthouse and do some researching with the areas

perhaps some have ledx spawns

[spring fable]

im so hapy once i can take a break from woods

laying on scav rock camping for that stupid boss that never spawns is really tiring

[soft coral]

shturman?

he spawns at the start of raid
if you dont hear 3 shots from his svd just reset

[spring fable]

i mean, if im already there, might as well snipe a bit for practice and getting the level

You know, questing n shit

[soft coral]

wtf is this 60 fps on lighthouse

alo

holy this map is dogshit

when it comes to optimization

died from the wind

cool

nvm

I know why I died

[terse pecan]

60 FPS ON LIGHTHOUSE???

[soft coral]

I mean

I know I can get like 70 80

but

eh

[spring fable]

that moment when you realize you forgot to pack your ifak

[soft coral]

find one

[low raven]

He mimirs

[soft coral]

He do

do you mimir?

[low raven]

About to

[spring fable]

done

[soft coral]

took you a while

[spring fable]

lol, so nobody seemed to be at sawmill, and it was kinda foggy, so i decided to just go there. turns out reshalla was there after all

but ill have to do it again because i used the key

[soft coral]

reshala at sawnmil

interesting

[spring fable]

ah right

shturman

at this point i cant keep up with all the bosses i have to kill

man i am really tempted to sell this thing

[soft coral]

use it

realistically

using armor that will save your ass in raid and let you kill one or two or however many pmcs and scavs

will get you more loot

and more than 230k roubles

create opportunities for yourself

[soft coral]

airdrop on woods
unlootable
altf4 it is then

to the people who say eugh just find the loot spot
no the airdrops legit break and become unlootable

broo

[soft coral]

we so close

this truly changes

NOTHING

[spring fable]

what do you guys think, better than the trooper?

[soft coral]

HAHA

no

trooper is better

[spring fable]

i mean it does protect both stomoch and thorax, so would you care to elaborate why trooper is better?

[stark sable]

best armor in game is the paca, change my mind

[soft coral]

I mean

its still worse than trooper

no matter what we say

[glacial stag]

lighter, repairs better, protects you for more than one shot and there are some positives to only protecting thorax on longer range maps

[spring fable]

positive in which way?

[glacial stag]

blacked out stomach you live

blacked out thorax you die

more armor left for thorax

[spring fable]

hmm true that

[soft coral]

bro were telling you trooper is better

it literally is

ceramic armors are dogwater

plz do not use them

[spring fable]

i was asking why tho

[soft coral]

repairs better and the material protects more and breaks harder

[stark torrent]

jesus i can see we havent played in a while

my man did scav runs to enter dubai mode

man of culture

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

I've been

investing....

[stark torrent]

lets go die on woods

[soft coral]

da.

[soft coral]

eh not bad

about 400ishthousand

ggs

0 effort as well

just press W and F a couple of times

[stark torrent]

2 sec ivan

going to pharamcy

[soft coral]

np I will translate text

[soft coral]

Gang gang

[spring fable]

lol, so i noticed that one of my quests was bugged and spt got a new update. Updated, started a new profile on 0 to hero, and second raid i run into tagilla with a makarov

at least i got out with enough stuff in the alpha to buy a glock

and since no waiting queues, 3rd raid^^

[marble thicket]

[spring fable]

Well, Raid 5 did the trick

[soft coral]

bro buy headphones the fk

[spring fable]

dude literally i had no equipment other than the pistol and the 10k in the stash the fk

[soft coral]

kek

[fallen cloak]

started from the bottom

[spring fable]

most fun that way

[obtuse thistle]

Look at the gang going downtown

[soft coral]

weird raid

found 3 or 4 dead guys next to car with their shit stashed and some looted and car was still up and we just left

not a lot of loot but a weird raid

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I have to go to eat and stuff and it's getting late

[stark torrent]

yes ivan have a nice meal

you eat gyros again

[soft coral]

its duner not gyros theyre different

and no

I'm having sandvich

with melted cheese

oh yes hes doing lighthouse again

love me some lighthouse

[stark torrent]

classic student meal

and LIDL dry salami

[soft coral]

REALLLLL

THE SCAV CASE KNOWS

[copper sapphire]

I have the day of school

I can’t wait to tarkov for 8 hours

Oh yeah I just did my tenth pmc raid

I see this as an achievement

[soft coral]

ggs

💗

[uncut coral]

95 again

[warm echo]

Wait we on 3.6.0 now?

[spring fable]

3.5.3

i was still on 3.5.0, so i figured why not also update after noticing the quest is bugged

[spring fable]

you know this is spt because this would never happen online

[stark torrent]

this is how it's in online

[terse pecan]

or swearing in russian

[marble thicket]

It's over bro I'll see you in the oeft appeal server

[glacial stag]

names himself sendmetomystash
gets mad when hes sent to his stash

https://tenor.com/view/confused-face-gif-24004933

[soft coral]

simply a difference in skill

[soft coral]

when the bushes speak head-eyes

[soft coral]

@stark torrent how you feeling cevapci man

[stark torrent]

still pretty shit, cough sucks balls, imma go to the doctor in 1 hour to take my medical leave from work this week

[soft coral]

those gypsy kids be carrying all kinds of viruses

[dawn gyro]

tarkov street optimize?

[soft coral]

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAH

[dawn gyro]

understand)

[soft coral]

нет...

[dawn gyro]

тильт

[soft coral]

NA MAIKATI

PUTKATA DA EBA

BACKEND ERROR V NA MAIKATI GUZA

LAPAI PISHKI NIKITAAAAAAAA

[strong hinge]

haha backend error

get destroyed online player

[soft coral]

SHE POLUCHISH BACKEND ERROR V GUZ TI ALEXANDRE

❤️

mods I said flowers for alex

[strong hinge]

mods, ivan threatened to sodomise me

get em

[soft coral]

no

I said flowers

I am so getting reported

[obtuse thistle]

lmao

send this shit to scrubquotes on twitter