💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

the only destructable shit is lights

[stark torrent]

but future in tarkov terms means anything

[terse pecan]

7 years of future

[soft coral]

dude played one year before the game was released

anomaly server

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

@stark torrent we're cheaters

[terse pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

[nimble mortar]

its not 60% of the player base. its 60% of raids have at least one cheater in them. That can still be a stark minority of the player base if only one in ~twelve are hacking in a lobby. We know that SOMETIMES its more than one, and occasionally its a lot. That 10 or 15% or players(my guestimation) who cheat tho are enough to be plainly noticable, however.

like hypothetically, 1 in 12 is around 8.5% of the player base.

[soft coral]

no no its 60% of player base

sarcasm

[nimble mortar]

-sigh- like I suck at math and I still paid enough attention to statistics to learn... that.

[soft coral]

mhm

[nimble mortar]

forgot to multiply the 8.5% by 60%. came out to almost 5% on the dot of hypothetical hackers. Anyway, going to do something else to distract from that dumb

[stark violet]

#1035807043933720576

[strong hinge]

what?

[warm echo]

so odd to not have this being instantly hoovered across the map

[stark torrent]

They arrested the main FengShui hack distributor in China

[soft coral]

Good

[soft coral]

today lv25 crafting

ggs

does this

stack on top of this?

[stark torrent]

thats cute

[soft coral]

?

I'm trying my best okay iedy

[copper sapphire]

I have survived my first pmc raid

Be proud of me

[stark torrent]

nice

ggs

[copper sapphire]

Yayy

[soft coral]

we are

[soft coral]

elaborate plz

[copper sapphire]

I’m happy I got like 1 scav kill

Ik that’s kinda shit but

[soft coral]

its not

why would it be

[copper sapphire]

One step closer to uh

Idk

[copper sapphire]

Hex plate or whatever that thing is

[soft coral]

well iedy you see you started a lot earlier than me

so

idk what you want me to do

[stark torrent]

fortune favours the bold

[soft coral]

get 10 leves per day or what

[stark torrent]

YEs

[soft coral]

I'm not playing the game 25 hours aday

SHAMELESS

[copper sapphire]

Oh wow

[stark torrent]

Shameless

[copper sapphire]

Level 44

[stark torrent]

Tarkov not a full time job?

Shameless

[copper sapphire]

I’m aiming for 2 raids a night

[soft coral]

I've changed

[stark torrent]

ah lemme send u this ivan

[copper sapphire]

If I play anymore than that I wanna rip my nuts off

[soft coral]

back to woods we go

forgot how chill it was to scav

[stark torrent]

https://clips.twitch.tv/OilySuspiciousLionTheRinger-mK8JI9LbqoY8IlEN

[soft coral]

oh na

most calm tarkov player

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

new emote?

[stark torrent]

https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleSavoryAsparagusDAESuppy-YM3VLy-OomUrYQHT

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

[soft coral]

altyn metal shield

AND elcan

I respect it

bless woods stashes

ledx today?

[stark torrent]

Shirley

[warm echo]

Man getting assblasted by audio bugs

[soft coral]

intentional design

[warm echo]

Truly

[soft coral]

no ledx today

[warm echo]

Nikita gives out boots with cottonballs taped on their bottoms to his favorite people so they can stomp up to you and shove a stick up your ass

[soft coral]

interesting

in the middle of the road next to convoy

had a broken AKM with no stock on him

I'm quite sad ak103s do not come with BP anymore

everything is nerfed man holy shit

why even go on maps to loot

when theres no good loot

[copper sapphire]

I’m back

I just survived another raid

I got 2 scav kills

I’m very glad with my progress

[soft coral]

which map?

[copper sapphire]

Woods

I only play woods cause I can like run away super easy when I hear a scary gun

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @warm echo we have...another

[soft coral]

scary guns do be scary

[copper sapphire]

Wdym another?

[soft coral]

another woodsman ofc

me iedy and ratman are woods enjoyers/mains by heart

[copper sapphire]

Ah

I tried interchange as a scav once but couldn’t find an extract so

[nimble mortar]

did not know scav buckshot could pierce trees. fuck.

[soft coral]

it has infinite penetration

[copper sapphire]

Scavs are scary dude

[nimble mortar]

almost everything feels like concealment anymore

[soft coral]

you werent here at the start of wipe

you werent there...

[nimble mortar]

I do most missions at night anymore because it almost guarantees I see scavs before they see me. and yeah, start of wipe scavs were brutal

[copper sapphire]

No I wasn’t

Didn’t they have ps ammo

[soft coral]

worse

they were aimbotters

[nimble mortar]

average scavs were accused of hacking often

[soft coral]

died by a pmc

17 minutes lefto nwoods

doing punisher quest

ok

[brittle sinew]

It me

[soft coral]

ggs

[brittle sinew]

It ain't me

[soft coral]

one of the woods players of all time

[brittle sinew]

Could be me

I leave woods raids with like 5 mins left lol

[soft coral]

ah well

10 minutes wasted

[brittle sinew]

Trying to reach northern un carrying 60kgs of loot

Im sorry little one *drops car battery

[soft coral]

I could've killed him but I hip fired thinking he will die

ah

I didnt have much on me

aviators do be kind of drop tho

[brittle sinew]

Get the tan boonie and the drip is complete

Tan jacket needs a tan boonie

[soft coral]

chimera is tan greenish

a mix of both

[brittle sinew]

Copium

It's green

[soft coral]

you rite tho

[brittle sinew]

Also lose the armband unless you play with fools

[soft coral]

the tan man

[brittle sinew]

Ballin 🥶

[soft coral]

fr fr

ty

[brittle sinew]

You're welcome

[soft coral]

Which pants

usec k4

I like them the most

okayyyyyy

[brittle sinew]

I prefer the dark blue pants

Not a fan of ghost balaclava, but cool loadout otherwise 👍

[soft coral]

[strong hinge]

i like the zryachiy balaclava

[soft coral]

smoke balaclava is nice

surely

[strong hinge]

yeah skill issue

if you truly cared about fashion you would buy it

[soft coral]

damn

[brittle sinew]

I just like the CF and Momex

Classics

Works with anything

[soft coral]

I bought the momex

[brittle sinew]

I prefer Momex, it's my fav

[strong hinge]

yeah momex looks decent

when it comes to fashion my brain likes the full ratnik gear set

[brittle sinew]

I'm also a big fan of the half mask, too bad it's flea only

[soft coral]

now we're balling

[spring fable]

Literally loaded into the raid next to the warhouse at old gas station, went in and found that

then proceeded to get shot by a npc pmc at fortress
damn i needed that sledgehammer

[brittle sinew]

What a goofy little setup

PACA & G36

[soft coral]

he is spt player

have patience

g36 is okay but why paca

[spring fable]

yeah i can actually play the game without having to strictly adhere to some gun meta and use guns i like

[soft coral]

we didnt say the gun is bad tho

nobody said that

we just commented on the setup and that its goofy

[spring fable]

cant see where its goofy tho

[soft coral]

cuz the gun is kitted but you have paper armor

its like me doing this

running a beast rd704 and then ratnik

[spring fable]

i mean...

[brittle sinew]

When I played SPT I went for the drip 😎

[soft coral]

real

[brittle sinew]

Mods are available, use em

[soft coral]

is that a t-1

[spring fable]

isnt that a c7?

[brittle sinew]

No it's just a Block 2 M4A1

There is a C7 mod though iirc

And a C79 scope

Also some M16 mods

[spring fable]

fair, i mean the c7 is just a canadian m4 after all

[brittle sinew]

C7 is a Canadian M16A2 with full auto

[spring fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvROw0zmhDE
i mean thats the c7 i know and i mean a m4 is also just a short m16 anyways

and you gotta admit on first observation it kinda looks like your gun from earlier

[brittle sinew]

It does not look like that to me lol

[spring fable]

hmm

well whatever

[soft coral]

OH NA

this changes

NOTHING

[spring fable]

factory didnt let me down

i finally got the 2nd flashdrive

[soft coral]

lmao purple BP bullets

[obtuse thistle]

i found the sledgehammer lolol

finally I can broke that goddamn wall

I already have the items for the next step too

life is good

[spring fable]

cant you just buy it on fm? its listet around 80k

[soft coral]

well

not everyone has flea

[obtuse thistle]

yeah I'm lvl 9/10

[soft coral]

see

told you

[obtuse thistle]

some quests like gunsmith are really painful to complete but I've been hustlin

[soft coral]

grind

[spring fable]

ahh

[soft coral]

I got it from 95k scav offer

ALOOOOO @stark torrent

[obtuse thistle]

grinding in this game is hard if I'm not that good, I really wish I had a death recap so I could realize what I do wrong

I mean like "how did you die" from the perspective of my killer

I understand this is a skill issue but being so far in the wipe and still new the game is unforgiving for a newbie

[soft coral]

itso kay

we've all been newbies

and we still are to a certain extend

its fine ❤️

US ammo one of the ammos ever

[stark torrent]

ez money

[soft coral]

still no LEDX

[spring fable]

a death recap would be useless 90% of the time

you would just see some hacker or some dude sitting somewhere in a bush aiming you down and headcapping you

Had to leavhe the weapon repair kit behind

[obtuse thistle]

yeah but see even assuming there was an hacker, at least I know there is a spot, in that area, that can be dangerous

[marble thicket]

aeugh

[soft coral]

??????????????????????????????????????????????

WHAT

IN GODS NAME

is THAT

[spring fable]

something i looted

[soft coral]

jesus

christ

[spring fable]

pmc npc dont need good scope

got him in a 3 way battle

[marble thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gat-bruh-cat-cat-bruh-cat-watching-gif-25243168

[spring fable]

i was fighting a scav, he rolls in, kills the scav, has to reload so i kill him

[soft coral]

Me

[strong hinge]

wtf is that thing

[soft coral]

AKMN

[strong hinge]

looks awful

go back

[soft coral]

No

its not best in slot but I like it

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-hitting-markiplier-gif-23574136

[soft coral]

go back to spt

[strong hinge]

cant believe this discrimination

i am as much of a tarkov player as you

[soft coral]

then dont call my akmn ugly

hoe

its not best in slot no rk2 no troy hanguard

cringe

[strong hinge]

i dont think about any of that

it just looks ugly

fashion is more important than usefulness

[soft coral]

well I like how it looks

[strong hinge]

its just too tacti"cool"

[soft coral]

here is the actual best build for AKM

[strong hinge]

this is fine

could be better

but it looks fine

[soft coral]

just the way papa kalash intended

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[soft coral]

@strong hinge

heres your best in slot cringe

for recoil

[strong hinge]

still looks awful

too much tacticool shit

anytime you put a drum mag the weapon becomes 20 times uglier

[soft coral]

I put a drum mag cuz Im' running US

kekw

[strong hinge]

us was the subsonic one yeah?

[soft coral]

mhm

@strong hinge

better?

[strong hinge]

drum bad

[soft coral]

us ammo good in large volumes

[strong hinge]

but drum bad

[soft coral]

true

but

I'm not running 30s

I could do 40s

40s I like actually

[strong hinge]

you say you dont care about best in slot

and yet you run the most effective mods for the thing you want

[soft coral]

because I can

I've got a lot of money

I could run a 70k akm

yes

I do it because I can

not because I care about best in slot

imo the gun looks shit
like wtf is that thing on the bottom of the pistol grip

troy also looks shit imo
I like the hexagon a lot more

[soft coral]

@stark torrent gaming?

[marble thicket]

DAYUM

HE JUST SAID YOU CANT COMPETE AGAINST PVP

[soft coral]

what

what did I do again

[stark torrent]

da

[soft coral]

Da.

[marble thicket]

you got some balls and told a pve main to man the fuck up

[soft coral]

aah

lmao

[spring fable]

you know pve literally is about not competing

[stark torrent]

thanks

[marble thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gat-bruh-cat-cat-bruh-cat-watching-gif-25243168

[spring fable]

and get some cheats?

[soft coral]

I dont need cheats to hit heads

[spring fable]

who knows

[white lynx]

u do bro

u suck

[soft coral]

Real

[mild narwhal]

Glock 18, converted to 45acp.. extended mags, stock, grip. My new MiniMac10. (Yes, after 7k hours in tarkov, I've found myself on SPT)

[spring fable]

i mean, think about it. lets say you have ten people per raid, and take the conventional 60% of raids have a cheater. and lets say it will be only one. then you come out at a cheater ratio of 6% of all tarkov players. lets make 5% and you have a neat 1 in 20 tarkov online players is a cheater. So statistically, if 20 persons in here are active tarkov players, theres at least one cheater among us

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

quickmath🤣

[soft coral]

ok

[spring fable]

so if you guys say we spt connoisseurs should man the fuck up and play online, well, you know.

we can get aimbotted by npcs just as well

[spring fable]

also, the foregrip just looks and feels wrong

[stark torrent]

nobody said anything, ivan is shitposting but thats it

however , i would just play stalker if i want single player tarkov

[soft coral]

I said go back to spt to alex

that's literally all I said

[spring fable]

i am as well

[mild narwhal]

It's an 45acp smg with no weight...I needed a grip

[soft coral]

heard of...vektor?

[spring fable]

i can get that sentiment, but tarkov sp is actually quite fun, because you know, gun stuff and all

i really like the gun stuff and ballistics in tarkov

[mild narwhal]

Jammomatic

I like my guns to function

[mild narwhal]

Realism mod ballistics is getting better each update

[spring fable]

i just named some good examples why it does make sense to play tarkov spt instead after all

[mild narwhal]

Yeah just adding to it. I do like online, and I'm ready for Arena.. but this hacker thing has me lit. I knew after 4 years and 7000hr, I wasn't getting worse.. they were getting worse

[soft coral]

@stark torrent alo

bush cockroach

[stark torrent]

!lvlup

[safe summit]

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You get XP by chatting in the text and voice channels;
Type /rank in #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type /level [number] in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.

[stark torrent]

@soft coral cant hear u did discord kys again

[soft coral]

I know

I can hear you but you can't hear me

came up behind us on sniper scav rock on woods and instant headshot

sure

[spring fable]

guess he was just a better player

[soft coral]

he just knew my exact position

[spring fable]

i still dig that line from the video

[warm echo]

Name a more iconic pairing

Head, eyes

[spring fable]

Guess im also gonna head to woods now, with enough missions in the bag

[soft coral]

me and iedy on woods

[warm echo]

Tru

[warm echo]

My man have you avoided all the woods q till now?

[spring fable]

i did go there once to unlock jäeger

but i know roughly how the quests go, so i focused on customs until i unlocked more quests for woods

[soft coral]

my death was unfortunate but it was one of those where no matter what you do you die there

he just started spraying and got the luckiest headshot

such is tarkov

[spring fable]

denial is a strong tool

[soft coral]

what denial

[warm echo]

Honestly, because it’s now the norm to just focus woods hard early. Im burnt out from it, so I can understand the sentiment

[soft coral]

the fk are you talking baout

[spring fable]

i mean you could barely hear one shot

[warm echo]

Thing is woods is so fuckin big

[soft coral]

its legit one of those deaths where no matter what player is in this situation they die

cuz the enemy got a lucky headshot

[spring fable]

i focus on customs, but i guess thats old habit

back when i was actove online, woods hadnt gotten the extension

[warm echo]

Honestly I was the same

Hated woods way back then

And the old mantra of everyone saying to focus customs

[soft coral]

Balling

time to die by another ump bozo who gets a lucky instant 1 tap

surely that wont happen SURELY

[warm echo]

Did they get ledy?

[soft coral]

they did not

[stark torrent]

No.

[soft coral]

UMP GUY

[stark torrent]

They died on that hill

[soft coral]

WIHTOUT SUPRESSOR

MATCH FMJ

COBRA SIGHT ON TOP

gets the luckiest headshot of his life

PU JEBEM TI MAIKATA

[spring fable]

either that, or he just had aimbot and got surprised by iedy

[soft coral]

bruh

aimbot

how do you have aimbot and get surprised by someone

if the guy had aimbot he wouldve 1 tapped all 5 of us on the mountain

which he didnt

he just got a lucky headshot on me by full spraying

[spring fable]

not like i know how cheats work🤷‍♂️

[soft coral]

then dont assume

[spring fable]

whatever

[soft coral]

Im sorry

who the fk walks on the road like that

[spring fable]

brok my legs near scav rock

managed to get all the way to zb 14

only to be pinned down behind the rock with the time running out and no painkillers to run through the 2 enemy scavs shooting at me

[warm echo]

rip not bringing cms kit

[frosty pine]

IVAN

dickhead

watch

[warm echo]

maybe he was legged or reaaaally fuckin loaded on stache loot

[soft coral]

cant

[frosty pine]

dickhead

love you <33

[warm echo]

the one true bulgariahead

[soft coral]

half the lobby bye bye

unfortunate I couldnt kill the player scav cuz I didnt know where the was

and I had no ammo

I could've played it better

but only 2 drums mags

I'm taking a 3rd next time

[spring fable]

What an abomination

[soft coral]

truly

@warm echo @frosty pine @obtuse thistle

reading woods like the back of my hand man

[obtuse thistle]

lmao

brutal

why did you insult that guy

is it like a rat thing to stay there

or cuz he moved and got out of cover?

[stark torrent]

its one of the worst place to be at the start of the raid

because ppl that know the spawns wil always check up there

like we did

[soft coral]

i didnt

iedy did

I just said that someone might be around here

[obtuse thistle]

nice shot guys

you really know how to press LMB

[soft coral]

well he stood still

[soft coral]

like we did

and now his sr25 is sold to mechanic

those 3 people after wards that I killed I could have looted but sadly I ran out of ammo and there was a player scav

so I'm like fk no

couldve been an easy 1 mil run

[obtuse thistle]

you guys are the type of people I don't want to encounter in my raids

I'm just a fella with his mosin, trying to not die to scavs and make a living

[stark torrent]

95k

[soft coral]

we're not that good

trust me

we aren't

[stark torrent]

we are decent but we get rolled over like everyone else

and we abuse the bush like every fellow rat enjoyer

[soft coral]

yeah

we're not good but we're not bad

we're decent

I mean

on a map full of bushes I will abuse every single one of them

[soft coral]

they're right in front of us so

[stark torrent]

Soulless

[soft coral]

you've changed

I only have 1.5k hours

Love Rbaf dude who I shot in the middle of the face with US ammo and according to the game I hit stomach @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

dead is dead

maybe his helmet took the hs

[uncut coral]

https://streamable.com/ke8wqu

[soft coral]

maybe

[uncut coral]

third guy hit the /tp home 🥶

[soft coral]

that was very little leading you had to do

wtf

actually nvm I'm used to 7.62x39

[uncut coral]

can't hit em all

[obtuse thistle]

fucking hell man

not the bridge on customs

[stark torrent]

i mean that shot was clean

[uncut coral]

going to hell but atleast i got the sbih

[stark torrent]

ggs

[soft coral]

ggs

[spring fable]

WTF

ahhh

[soft coral]

[spring fable]

i see my mistake

[soft coral]

good job

[spring fable]

you loot like lvl 4 or 5 armor, think youre good, then some random dude rolls up and shoots you in the one area, that is not covered

[soft coral]

not all lv4 or 5 armor is equal

[spring fable]

well, i actually went in naked, with only with a mosin carbine for the quest with no armor kills

So this feels damn good

[soft coral]

unload the ammo from the mags

It's one slot with 1 bullets

if you unload a single stack goes up to 60

no point to keep the mags they never sell for good price

[spring fable]

honestly, at some point i was just hustling for the exit

even threw away my mosin

[soft coral]

gamer

[soft coral]

that last guy was houdini

[warm echo]

Let em Cook

[soft coral]

it says thorax right there

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

have you noticed how all the clips are on woods

[warm echo]

I wouldn’t expect anything less

[soft coral]

the bushes spoke headshots once again

[copper sapphire]

Woods best map

[soft coral]

been trying to only focus on headshoys lately

[nimble mortar]

its that or mag dumps for me, cuz i'm still on level 2 traders by and large >.>

[soft coral]

youll get there

im focusing on hs cuz my aim is bad

[nimble mortar]

good way to git gud, especially since that is practice in the game you are looking to be playing. Aim Lab only goes so far

[soft coral]

mhm

[obtuse thistle]

put this thing in my puch as soon as I got it lmao

I died tho

[soft coral]

keep it

[obtuse thistle]

it's not found in raid

[soft coral]

KEEP IT

for bitcoin farm

if you get to that point

[obtuse thistle]

too late T.T

I'll get one next raid

[warm echo]

Man will find a bitcoin

Then sell it to the rapist

Smh

[crystal musk]

tummy ache

[warm echo]

lead poisoning tummy ache

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

they increased the thicc case limit ......

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051038

[warm echo]

time for a good ol wanke' while we wait

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/umF4JsBaK4I

Rip

[warm echo]

cant say i didnt expect it

[wintry ridge]

I pulled up the driveway in my lifted Powerstroke, but noticed something was immediately off...... I could hear someone rifling through the gym bag in the 2nd floor kitchen. I knew it wasn't family or friends, I play Tarkov for fun.

I rushed to the unlocked military weapons crate sitting outside my garage, a shiny new AK-103 inside. I bust down the front door with my boot, sure to catch anyone inside off guard. No movement on first floor, but I could Immediately pinpoint the location of the thief after hearing him swallow a single Ibuprofen upstairs. Knowing his position, i could confidently push up the stairs, firing periodically in his direction to keep him from pushing out of the room.

Ears ringing from the 15 rounds I fired walking up the staircase, I can still hear him in the master bathroom. Learning from the single most effective room clearing tactic in Tarkov, I throw 7 grenades into the bathroom to get him to push out of cover, but no dice. All the grenades landed in the small trashcan next to the toilet, He's entirely untouched. I sprint in front of the door sill 3 times to try and pinpoint his position. After winding up my Heelys, i roll into the room at 27 miles per hour and shoot him in the face, catching him completely off-guard.

Burglar dispatched, I exfil out the hole in the fence behind my house, playing Geneburn to celebrate.

[warm echo]

Stellar pasta fellow rat

[wintry ridge]

you wish I was a rat

mongoose among all you 2faced snakes and tricksters

[warm echo]

Keep up the good work hauling the loot over to me. Your doin gods work

[brittle sinew]

Great story, 10/10

[pulsar brook]

how do i convince myself that i want to play tarky

having slight issues on that department

[white lynx]

become depraved of living

[brittle sinew]

Why

[warm echo]

Be unemployed

[pulsar brook]

i wish for more brain damage

[terse pecan]

first of all don't have a gf

that's an important part

[pulsar brook]

done 😃 👍

[spring fable]

goblins and looting go hand in hand

[pulsar brook]

what's the next bit

[warm echo]

Have a lot of time

And don’t work

The catch22

[pulsar brook]

i know, but i always just play angband or cdda instead lol

[terse pecan]

be depressed

[pulsar brook]

but i feel like doing looty shooty

when my limbs don't

[pulsar brook]

darn

[brittle sinew]

Play stalker instead tbh

Ask yourself if Tarkov is worth the stress and pain

[terse pecan]

i gotta do some ratting

[pulsar brook]

just doesn't feel the same when i'm not depriving someone else of loot

[white lynx]

this game has deprived me of my emotions

[pulsar brook]

i still get really scared occasionally lol

[warm echo]

On the contrary I feel no greater high then quashing someone after they looted the map

Fattest nut ever

[pulsar brook]

even though i have nothing to really even lose

[white lynx]

oh bro dont get me started on that

i used to play tarkov daily all day and night and the bad part of it?

i have heart problems

tachycardia and hypertension

[pulsar brook]

[white lynx]

hahahaha

[warm echo]

Damn man your just asking for trouble

[white lynx]

yeah i know

[warm echo]

God forbid you also play league

[white lynx]

too slow champ

[warm echo]

Oh no

[brittle sinew]

League player 😬

[warm echo]

He’s in the spin cycle

[brittle sinew]

Truly beyond saving

[white lynx]

besides i already have like 4k hours

on league

[brittle sinew]

Jesus christ

[warm echo]

Rip your heart man

[brittle sinew]

How many hours do you have in the gym?

[warm echo]

Tons

[white lynx]

lemme think

[warm echo]

Strong rat

[white lynx]

i didnt go for some time because of having to deal with personal stuff and busy, as well as injuries

but

probably well over 60

[brittle sinew]

Damn man, you need to go back

Get some sick gains

[white lynx]

yeah i know

i probably will starting next week

aka monday

upcoming one

[brittle sinew]

Get a gym membership, some protein powder and chalk

[brittle sinew]

Probably? You better bro

[pulsar brook]

how

[warm echo]

Not a hard thing to sink into honestly

As with all abusive games

Rip my Highschool years

But we got out

[pulsar brook]

i have never played or even tried league

only dota 2

league always sounds like the pits of hell compared to dota

(the slightly shallower pits of hell)

[stark torrent]

[pulsar brook]

[warm echo]

There is no escape

[strong hinge]

ive only wasted about 950ish hours on league

[stark torrent]

[warm echo]

Oh no

They got ledxy to

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-ff-heavy-respects-pay-gif-14765885

“Just one more ranked bro, we can’t end on an L bro.”

[nimble mortar]

I see Nikita likes muscle girls. Don't blame him.

[terse pecan]

i cannot blame him either

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

you dont need it at this point

[stark torrent]

i did then

camped for 2 days

your time = shit - tarkov

[obtuse thistle]

I gotta do the second part of the tarkone task

[warm echo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SoNmAAxzaYw?feature=share

Truly gigamind

[obtuse thistle]

Factory here I go...

[soft coral]

oh no

go night time

man I feel bad for that timmy yesterday

30 minutes of me and iedy waiting

only for him to cluelessly wander into the main road on village

timmy noo

I feel bad because you could feel how lost he was

[terse pecan]

man i remember once i was a little timmy that didn't know the maps

[soft coral]

exactly

same syno

thats why I feel bad

a huge number of players are like 35+ atthis point

everytime I kill someone who is lv 15 i die a little inside

also I'm never buying a tv110 ever again

trash rig

[warm echo]

Nah a timmy lost in the woods is a right of passage

I don’t feel bad at all when domeing them

Gotta put the fear of the bush into them early

That way they won’t run out in the middle of the road next time

[soft coral]

you know its a timmy when they move like a bot

[warm echo]

Hearing a Timmy set off mines is still funny

[soft coral]

we heard multiple in your raids

we just spawn

30 seconds go buy

distant explosion

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

never fails to make me laugh

[warm echo]

Man spawns at the USEC camp and took a wrong turn

[soft coral]

real

I have a clip

wait

@warm echo

count the seconds

[stark torrent]

stopping mid sentecne to remember the timmy

aaaaa 😦

[soft coral]

Woods takes another

https://tenor.com/view/press-f-mg-salute-gif-15543929

[stark torrent]

literally the only playable map rn

[soft coral]

Lighthouse

but on lighthouse I actually have to try

[warm echo]

A Classic

[stark torrent]

Lighthouse day is unplayable

it's shit

[soft coral]

who said day

[warm echo]

Nightkov

[soft coral]

ratman knows

[stark torrent]

the RFB didnt come back in insurance

even tho u threw it in water

hmm

PeiPei ?

[warm echo]

Peipei vacuum technique too good

[soft coral]

iedy telling me my headshot was clean

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-thanks-bow-tom-choirmaster-gif-16114680

[obtuse thistle]

what happened

[soft coral]

did you watch the clip?

[obtuse thistle]

stepped on a mine?

[soft coral]

yeah :D

[obtuse thistle]

yeah I dont understand very well

ah okay

damn

[soft coral]

hear the quick explosion?

[obtuse thistle]

yeah

that can only happen to human players right? cpu scavs don't step on them

[soft coral]

yeah

thats why we went "aaww :("

[obtuse thistle]

I had a friend step on a mine in lighthouse but the mine didn't do nothing to him

iirc only broke a leg

it happened in front of me I jumped away from my computer, somehow this game is scarier than stalker

[spring fable]

try playing ironman one life

[soft coral]

I'm selling cheddar

anyone wanna buy?

[obtuse thistle]

yesterday I went with my group in lighthouse as scav and we killed that damn rogue on the building

[soft coral]

ayy nice nice

they can be annoying to kill as scavs

ggs

[obtuse thistle]

but one of my friends got chopped by another rogue from afar :C

somehow the audio is messed up because if the rogue is above me I can hear it as extremely close to me

[soft coral]

real

[spring fable]

just completed 4 quests in one go on woods
damn that feels good

[soft coral]

one of the wooda raids

[spring fable]

finally i can move on from using ironsights and bolts

[soft coral]

it went dow na bit

lmaooo

rest in peace

interesting AK

full of Hp

this ak104 actually looks nice

@stark torrent I'm wondering if a ledx can spawn inside the house with the sports bag and med spawn on woods on abbandoned

[soft coral]

oh

my god

it happened

oh

god

oh fuck

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD @stark torrent

:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:

[stark torrent]

insane

[soft coral]

REAL

Holy shit

we did it

AHAHAHAAH

go fk yourself therapist

[obtuse thistle]

woa

[soft coral]

woa

took me about

20ish raids to find a ledx

imagine how buffed the spawns are

now people will find TOO many ledx and bsg will nerf it again

time to go and find a second ledx fucking watch me

[stark torrent]

i mean it drop to 800k from 1.5 mil in like 2 days

[soft coral]

true

goes to show how buffed the spawn rates are

[obtuse thistle]

Good luck in your ledx hunt

Idk what that is

Looks hard expensive and valuable

[soft coral]

?

I knew it

there was a pmc

with a vektor

I KNEW IT

I wasn't born yesterday

died sadly cuz you cant beat vektor up close

[spring fable]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-this-is-dave-chappelle-gif-19017073

why do i still have to go to these stores when i already found one at the sawmill

[soft coral]

Because no fun allowed fk you skill issue - nikita probably

[uncut coral]

https://streamable.com/y1ye77

man had this without a headset, what a gamer

[soft coral]

Not the jailbrake m4

oh na

you legit get blinded when using nvgs and the bugged m4

like what is this

ggs tho

[uncut coral]

ggs

i thought it surely can't be THAT bad

[soft coral]

SIRELY

tldr: it was that bad

[uncut coral]

i mean, it's usable

..when point firing

[soft coral]

well yeah

with lazers

[stark torrent]

did 439 dmg to a pmc

with a kedr

bitch

[soft coral]

kek

gambling

got nothing

ggs

[stark torrent]

alo ?

it returned

[soft coral]

The fk

Maybe player scav died or something

[stark torrent]

i prob fell into a bush or smth and they were too busy looting the bodies at the stash

[soft coral]

True

[stark torrent]

eh ggs

[soft coral]

Ggs

im just glad i found my ledx

[civic sable]

im still trying to find the sausage

[spring fable]

i found it in one of the trailers in the sawmill, just laying on a desk

[soft coral]

another spt player?

[uncut coral]

u guys done lend lease 2 yet ?

how do I find this one missing virtex I wonder

[stark torrent]

lighthouse

or reserve , i found one on reserve , the 2nd from scav case

[soft coral]

Lighthouses

just go lighthouse

[uncut coral]

found 1 from scav case, been running lighthouse a lot lately and still no virtex

bad luck i guess

[soft coral]

Make sure to check rsre item spawns

the 2 chalets and the water treatment

[stark torrent]

yep check the broken crates , i found the radio there

[uncut coral]

radios, AESAs, vpx, iridium, yet no virt but i'll keep checking

[soft coral]

took me longer to find the vpx's

[warm echo]

lads

trizip vs pilgrim

honestly since i rat so much i just go bigger for better

but ergo

[soft coral]

less space but harder to spot vs more space but easier to spot

your choice

[warm echo]

mmm tru

honestly if i just rat it doesnt matter

so pilgrim

[soft coral]

if you rat

[warm echo]

but if i actually want to move around tri

[soft coral]

enemy will have backpack

[warm echo]

double stack for max rat stack

[soft coral]

why waste money when enemy will bring you the backpack

[stark torrent]

true , if u want to truly rat you bring leg ammo and prone in a spot where u get them toes uncontested

the loot will bring itself out

[soft coral]

exactly

You do no loot

the loot comes to you

you just have to shoot it :)

[warm echo]

trust me im aware, but to be purely max rat, theoretically if you kill a smaller pack i could stack and get even more loot

also

pilad time

[uncut coral]

streets

[stark torrent]

u can always bring raid bag and stash it somewhere else if u want

[soft coral]

fam

I love you

ratman

I really do

but

do you want me to fucking stab you while you sleep

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

same with woods there's multiple buffed spawns on there now

[warm echo]

you'd have to find me first

and i dont get spotted till its too late

[soft coral]

which map

plz make a better build

if you rat

at least ball while doing it

[warm echo]

this is just to doink scavs for fun

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fxS95lfqo @stark torrent

[warm echo]

~mosin man thought he had a plan~ ~mosin man things didnt pan~

[spring fable]

LOL

i never realized that part has also been made accessible up to now, and this time only because a scav jumped down the stairs

[low raven]

Someone was using it

[nimble mortar]

kinky

[spring fable]

This dude had 2 in his pocket^^

[nimble mortar]

woooo just got my first pvp kill in days. and in CQB too.

he was kinda stacked too. future SV98 + MP9, UCLAH and AI8.

faces are critically weak to bullets tho lol

This is kinda big for me, cuz I have been in a funk recently with EFT and other high skill type games

[warm echo]

what gun you use

[nimble mortar]

an ADAR lol

[warm echo]

nice

[nimble mortar]

tyty. its like one of my most favorite guns in EFT despite it being bad.

also, I just got stupid lucky

like I win at EFT for tonight as far as I am concerned

Now I just need 3 more CPU fans

[soft coral]

:D

the bear car

[spring fable]

Say, cant you avoid the rep penalties for chemical pt 4 by just not taking the other quests for prapor and therapist?

[soft coral]

handle it to therapist

she gives injector case

[spring fable]

like.. you cant fail a quest you dont have

already bought one

best investment ever

[soft coral]

intel case....

[pulsar brook]

always check the wrist for a roler

[soft coral]

just go woods for rollers

whatever item you need

woods probably has it in abbundance

apart from virtexes and vpx and those high tech military stuff

[terse pecan]

woods is just the best map ever

only 10/10

[soft coral]

maybe not the best

if it was the best it would need to have gpu spawns and high tech military spawns

which it doesn't

no stashes dont count they are way too random

I mean the map is already busted

you can make 500k per day easily without beeing seen once

[terse pecan]

just run cache runs

with minimal gear

easy money

sometimes you might just get lucky and get a few gpus from caches

[soft coral]

rarely

but possible

woods is insanely good for those moonshine/sugar/lion/cat/gold chain/rooster/wooden clock spawns

those make really nice money

[terse pecan]

i wonder when is bsg going to nerf caches too

[warm echo]

woods is a relatively med risk med gain run. Most the time if you avoid certain checkpoints its a relatively stable earner

other maps make more

but higher risk

[warm echo]

didnt they already?

[soft coral]

the map also has a ton of toolboxes actually so bolts/nuts/cyclons/ratcher/bulbex and all those things can spawn in there also fuel

[terse pecan]

i don't think they did

but they love to nerf keycard rooms

[warm echo]

truu

[soft coral]

as rat said woods is not the best moeny maker

Imo that honour goes to lighthouse or streets if you're into pvp

[warm echo]

only thing i dont really like about woods

is its so damn big

but thats why you live

so spread out

[soft coral]

but that's also its strength

[warm echo]

gets kinda tiring to run it constantly

ye ye i know

[soft coral]

some spawns are kind of shit for looting imo

for example outskirts spawns are bad

they just are

there's barely anything around you

[warm echo]

hate scav outskirt spawn

resident sleeper

[soft coral]

yeah sawnmill is close but sawnmil is also where the chads with sr25s go

so thats cringe

[warm echo]

only time i liked scav house spawn was in the begining where i just camp for scav to spawn for shooter

[soft coral]

but otherwise it's a very risk free medium/high reward map aslong as you know where to look

(and ignore sawnmil )

if you want money on woods just ignore sawnmil

[warm echo]

honestly if your not hunting hermie

theres nothing ever worth it at saw

[soft coral]

I got 2 of mine camping car
I feel bad but it had to be done

[warm echo]

unless you like pvp