💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

stop cry kid he just knows shoreline spawns he just knows how to play the map

@stark torrent

new build

0 recoil gletch

NICE

[stark torrent]

put a canted

the recoil gletch

[soft coral]

im using cmrd

otherwise yes with a canted its actually a good build

its quite nice

perfect

[soft coral]

hexagon drip? @stark torrent

I love this handguard its so sexy

[stark torrent]

the red one

[soft coral]

aaa

ebi si maikata do you think I'm billionare

[stark torrent]

yes, you do lighthouse runs all day wdymmm

[soft coral]

shhh

now we're gaming

I dont do them all day actually

but when I do one it can easily yield like 800k

[stark torrent]

perfect nerf gun

space gun

[soft coral]

wtf

what did you create

[brittle sinew]

Hexagon drip

[soft coral]

Ayyyyy 🤝

he knows the drip

troy is best

but damn is the hexagon fucking smexy

[stark torrent]

imagine if there werent only 2 meta barrels that are insanely better than the other ones

maybe 1 day

we can balance drip and stats

[soft coral]

I'd love to

you could actually make builds that look nice and unique

instead of this

this is how I ran al my akms

ok maybe you switch optic for elcan or valday or whatever but its the same shit

and the troy doesnt even look that good

[stark torrent]

i mean this one is not that bad , you can use the hexagon if u are not a recoil elitist

[soft coral]

but the scope ruins it man

[stark torrent]

that wants to have 46 or whatever instead of 49

[soft coral]

all the colors ruin it

[stark torrent]

you use whatever scope you want

[soft coral]

fair

red elcan

[stark torrent]

nice

[soft coral]

well

its not red

its

poop-ish color

[brittle sinew]

Troy also looks nice

Love those round AK handguards

VS24, Troy, Hexagon, etc

[soft coral]

cmrd tho

[brittle sinew]

Cmrd is ok

My favourite AK handguard is the X-47

[soft coral]

ok

hear me out on this one

Tan warrior

@brittle sinew @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

nice

[soft coral]

I like it actually

and the best one of all

the banana build

[stark torrent]

yes we will call an airdrop at 25 minutes on woods

SURELY nobody will come surely

[soft coral]

yes yes

[stark torrent]

i guard, you loot brother i got your back

he didnt

[uncut coral]

wish u could use unique builds like this without being penalized sm

[stark torrent]

same , it looks so good but stats are rly trash compared to meta

here is hoping they change this in the coming century

this is literally a middle finger to bsg at this point

[soft coral]

gigachad build

[uncut coral]

white ak drip

[soft coral]

tan*

[nimble mortar]

i just got 1 tapped to the thorax by a fucking LPS shot. did they increase LPS damage, or did they finally fix fragmentation chance on torso and headshots?

[soft coral]

blunt

[nimble mortar]

shoulda overpenetrated tho. I was not wearing class 4.

[soft coral]

frag chance then

[nimble mortar]

SO they did fix fragmentation chance

finally.

no wonder 5.56 has made a comeback

[soft coral]

556 is shit

scavs tank so many headshots

of 856a1 and 855a1

its retarded

hit head of scav or rogue and he just goes

[nimble mortar]

Buenos Dias, fuckboy.

[soft coral]

ok embed

[nimble mortar]

i saw it

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-wtf-huh-john-travolta-confused-gif-5521264

The rogue after you headshot him

[nimble mortar]

bionic skulls must be a thing

[soft coral]

there you go

theres the chart

[nimble mortar]

or maybe they are secretly escaped mutants from Terralabs

[soft coral]

true

[nimble mortar]

Okay, so they fixed frag chance procs on torso and head. last two wipes it was not working right

[soft coral]

ja

[nimble mortar]

cool, good to know. salty about how I learned it, but actually happy to know that

[soft coral]

Should've said thanks

[uncut coral]

didn't have time to

man was camping emercom

[soft coral]

shame

[soft coral]

BRUHHHH

fucking deserved

oho

bringing in a grizly kit is honestly so much better

for 35k~

you get so much compared to afak salewa and ifaks

[soft coral]

but why run 556 gun with a flir

you run a flir with a big caliber so you can 2/3 tap people

not a fucking 556

[spring fable]

say, can you slow tagilla down by shooting his legs?

[uncut coral]

no idea

[soft coral]

not really

[spring fable]

thought as much, still dissapointing

[stark torrent]

FLIR with 556 my man has a meme kit

There was a guy on woods , i had Flir with SVD and he had lonestar

He shot me 4 times , i shot him 2 times in thorax

[stark torrent]

Think he just bugs out by himself , he should be immune to blacked legs and shit

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

[spring fable]

hmm, dunno, but this is kinda... strange to see ingame

[soft coral]

exit the raid

nvm spt player

[spring fable]

even in spt you shouldnt go afk in dorms

[nimble mortar]

getting ready to try SPT

I tend to enjoy SP games over MP games categorically anyway, so I am hoping this improves my enjoyment of the game

[terse pecan]

get ready to find a killa armor on a level 3 AI pmc with no helmet whatsoever

[nimble mortar]

sweet

[spring fable]

its fun, i am having a blast, tho be warned some ppl are gonna be soyboys because you don't have to deal with the human element anymore, both in positive and negative ways. at the end of the day, it comes down to wanting to deal with hackers in 60% of your raids or knowing you will be up against ai with differing difficulty. If an AI aim bots you, you at least know its not because they were ....better players

[fallen cloak]

idk for tarkov i feel like sp would defeat the point of the game for me

i might aswell just go play gamma

since thats a more complete sp experience

but tbf if you wanna play tarkov and just not deal with the bullshit

sp is your best alternative

until they can hopefully fix the most glaring recent technical issues and the huge bulk of the hacker problem

[brittle sinew]

SPT is alcohol free tarkov

[spring fable]

cant exactly agree, sp tarkov can actually have moments that get very close to the real deal. earlier i had a exitcamping scav at factory gate 3 while doing the pistol kills

[fallen cloak]

yea but i feel like i would play way differently just becuase i know that theres not a single other player in the raid

[spring fable]

because it is not so frustrating that it makes you wanna get drunk?

[terse pecan]

yeah but there is the thing

AI PMCs

[spring fable]

yeah, thats true

[fallen cloak]

those exist?

[terse pecan]

have rogue or raider AI or something

[fallen cloak]

i was not aware

[terse pecan]

so they can aimbot you if they have the chance

[fallen cloak]

that arguably makes me want to play spt less

[spring fable]

yeah, but they still roam like ai, unless you use mods for the ai

[terse pecan]

also they spawn over the raid

i tested it with a teleporter

they don't just spawn in with you

they spawn in with waves

[spring fable]

i once had like 11 pmc in factory

[soft coral]

idk I play regular cuz I like making people suffer

[spring fable]

i can only say, try it before you write it off, and you can modify your experience

[soft coral]

people well suffered once

[terse pecan]

i'm waiting on my friend to play tarkov but like not even sure if he's going to play it

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

Shameless

[soft coral]

So shameless

[stark torrent]

oh baby 95k case delivers

and i also found an armor repair kit in my scav run

we are Dubai'n

[soft coral]

DUBAI

LMAO

[torpid sparrow]

No peasants allowed in Tarkov

[soft coral]

true

[spring fable]

second time on streets, my armor definitely put in some work

[soft coral]

yeah but spt

sir

I am calling the police

what in GODS NAME is this

[spring fable]

an adar?

[soft coral]

i know what gun

[uncut coral]

recoil system is better in SPT ?

[soft coral]

theres mods to make it easier yeah

but wtf is that build

DUDE GOT THE PK06 ON THERE

OH NA

cursed build

[uncut coral]

i would pay actual money for the old PK06

i never really understood that nerf..

[spring fable]

why not

[soft coral]

....

fam

or this

pk06 is

so bad

[spring fable]

pk06 was free

[soft coral]

but

just

use the better sights

pk06 is fucking illegal

[low raven]

You were free

I mean what

[soft coral]

what

[low raven]

Who?

[soft coral]

where?

[low raven]

When?

[soft coral]

whom?

[low raven]

Whenst

[soft coral]

real

[spring fable]

but
just
i have a 4x, a laser, so.... if i slap a sight on there, might as well be the one that came free of charge

[soft coral]

but its shit

youre playing spt

makig money is easy anyway

probably

even if its free its shit

even if youre being paid to use it

still shit

[spring fable]

dunno, it worked for me

[soft coral]

yeah youre playing against A.I

theyre brainless

[spring fable]

could say the same bout you, because you brainlessly jump on every opportunity to talk shit

[soft coral]

a little bit of tom foolery never hurt

[spring fable]

Just to rub it in

[stark torrent]

you got him there

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

im bulgarian its in my nature to always shit on stuff

use whatever you like man
we just do some tom foolery

pk06 is still shit tho

[warm echo]

You play with LUAspawns?

[spring fable]

nah, havent tried them out myself yet, i just started a few weeks ago playing with spt

[low raven]

What is that abomination

[soft coral]

LAMO

GOOMBO KNOWS

[warm echo]

My experience with spt felt like this; no interaction between the dead spots of the spawn points from where pmcs and scav ai spawn. It’s the most noticeable in large maps like woods. But once you do get to those points fighting them is relatively engaging with the right mods

[low raven]

I would be playing with you lot if I didnt stop playing tarkov cuz of the keys

I'm mentally preparing my brain to start next wipe

[warm echo]

Understandable

[soft coral]

???

[soft coral]

BUT YOU WOULDNT PLAY WITH ME

IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT ME

OK

[low raven]

YOU ARE PART WITH "YOU LOT" YOU CUTE DUMBASS

[soft coral]

OKAY

MY BAD

❤️

[low raven]

Monke agree, monke right

I'M GLAD WE UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER

❤️

[soft coral]

SO AM I

[warm echo]

Woodskov will never truly understand us as he has evolved into Lighthousekov

Smh

[soft coral]

done @warm echo

do you know how many raids with couch backpack and attack2 I did

I have become the very thing I swore to destroy

[warm echo]

The enemy

[soft coral]

but I have also downed a few of them

if anything

I EARNED that raid backpack from the guy I killed

[warm echo]

To defeat the enemy

I became the enemy

[soft coral]

exactly

[warm echo]

Ingenious

[soft coral]

loadout is gaming

[warm echo]

Akm chad

[soft coral]

dude

you dont know how much I love the akm

I truly started appreciating how good it is this wipe

like yes mutant and rd704 exist but akm is also amazing

[warm echo]

Honestly same

[soft coral]

cheap gun which can destroy almost anything

one mag of BP downs any target

god bless AKM

[stark torrent]

therapist in my dreams

in my dream she has endless supply of booze thicc case

[soft coral]

you have a girlfriend you bitch

stay loyal

[stark torrent]

tbf looks like her and she is a pharmacist too so she has a coat like that

W

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

also IRL ledx is like 20 bucks

on AliExpress

[soft coral]

small amount of BP

[stark torrent]

it's literally a strong light so u can see veins on hand

[soft coral]

can you tell I'm a akm enjoyer?

can you tell?!!?

[stark torrent]

no , cause u dont use ur BP

[soft coral]

I do

wdym

when I run akm I do

1 mag of BP 60 rounds in container

you want me to run 50 rounders full of BP? alo?

I'm not a fucking magician

I can't pull them out of my ass

[spring fable]

when you take it at face value, even in online tarkov, at least 50% of tarkov is already pve. maybe even more. and the other percentage, most of the time the engagements with enemy players, if they even evolve into engagements, are not so different from when you fight the ai id argue.

[soft coral]

ooh

they are very much different

an A.I will never Ever EVER play like a player

because people are unpredictable

you can't make A.I unpredictable

there will always be something that you can pick on and abuse

player encounters are so random its insane

sometimes you'll have 3 minute fights where nobody dies

other times you will wipe a 3 man in 10 second

and other times you will randomly get 1 tapped because the player got lucky

you can't do that shit with a.i

you are correct on most engagements being with scavs tho

[spring fable]

honestly, my experience for majority is that either you onetap the enemy or he onetaps you, and another 40% of your engagements, with another 40% going to someone hiding in a bush or sniping

[soft coral]

depends onmap

[spring fable]

theres not much room left for unpredictability in most pvp fights id argue, because most of the time they dont last longer than 5 seconds

[soft coral]

they do tho

some do

not all

[spring fable]

i will not argue tho that the other 20% of engagements arent what make tarkov special tho

[soft coral]

but some

if you think that egnagements are predictable clearly then idk what to tell you

you havent been in enough of them I suppose

every engagement is different

even in the same spot on a map

[spring fable]

ive been playing tarkov on and off for 3 or 4 years. ive just come to the conclusion that the frequency of those kind of engagements just isnt worth the frustration of all the hassle that comes with players, plus i wanna play tarkov more casual

[stark torrent]

hiell yeah bruder

[soft coral]

hieeel yeah

[soft coral]

fair

[stark torrent]

me and my AI friend Ivan waiting for the airdrop (surely i wont die)

[warm echo]

That is true but the difference is you can run across a lot of those empty spaces you’d normally wouldn’t without a care

I didn’t mind it but I noticed how different it felt

[stark torrent]

a very ass airdrop i waited 15 mins to come

insane bsg

[spring fable]

yeah, thats true, in online, i would never run up to dorms or cross the river on customs the way i do in spt, at the same time, the ai still manages to surprise me in situations like that. but i feel like modding will be able to do a lot in that regard. Just imagine an ai rework where the ai actually utilizes the whole map, that would aleady make it scary af

[warm echo]

I await the day the modders crack it

[stark torrent]

just learn the lighthouse spawns

[soft coral]

and then im the one playing lighthouse all day

[fallen cloak]

pov me when i try to play lighthouse

[nimble mortar]

See, that puts me in a weird place tho. While running across the street at customs for instance does hold a lot of exposure risk to real people, whether they hit you with boolet as you cross is a different matter entirely lol.

Like I am amazed how inaccurate so many people are

Makes me feel better about my shit aim >.>

[fallen cloak]

i couldnt hit the side of a barn in tarkov

[stark torrent]

damn , actually ran into a cheater on woods night

but the guy didnt kill us , he just said he wanted X item and left

he told our name and invetories through voip

Cringe

[warm echo]

But

Did he wiggle at you

[nimble mortar]

no, he waddle waddled away, til the very next day.

[spring fable]

lol, cheaters now demand protection money or wot

[stark torrent]

he did on his way out , absolute gentleman

[warm echo]

scouts code

hes off to battle in the skies above against xianpianu like a dbz battle of who has better hacks

[nimble mortar]

wooo getting quests done in rapid succession

shoreline quests at lest shell out good exp for being so tense and boring

[soft coral]

[warm echo]

The shitline quest loop

[soft coral]

snoreline

[warm echo]

Truly resident sleeper gaming

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-bush-hide-bye-gif-16150806

accurate representation of shoreline gameplay

[nimble mortar]

yep. until thermals, then its like this

https://tenor.com/view/predator-i-see-you-thermal-vision-gif-10441460

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-gas-thermal-camera-gif-12569771

Until FengShui joins your lobby then its like this

[spring fable]

now i know what i forgot

Also wouldnt have thought it would be physically possible for me to kill anything rocking that kinda gear with that gun

[soft coral]

that m1a

one of the sights ever

[fallen cloak]

most based mp5 setup

[spring fable]

looted it more or less like that

actually had the rmr as primary sight when i looted it

[soft coral]

THE lighthouse experience

this guy got lighthoused

go lighthouse
half the shit in the plant is not looted
leave with 700k worth of shit

truly one of the maps ever

@spring fable go lighthouse on spt

bless dvd into PCB craft

one of my favourite genders

[spring fable]

i mean, i just left customs with.. id guess around 600k at the least, considering i dont have acess to fm rn

like.. armor and helmet are 300k, the gun is at the least 150k, the ammo is another 150k min, then the fuel tank i would estimate at 100k, soo🤔

[soft coral]

but lighthouse more ufn

fk customs

shitstoms

boringstoms

[soft coral]

the unrealistic part here is the zabralo

otherwise it does look like a normal raid

[spring fable]

i think that pmc npc had been in a fight earlier, so he probably was already wounded when i got to him a minute later, i cant explain being able to kill him with a short burst of 9x19 pst any other way

like i heard his gun a minute before encountering him

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-escapefromtarkov-gif-20195209

[spring fable]

i swear if the fortress has raiders

[soft coral]

why would it

[spring fable]

oh i meant the rogues

was a bit.. in a hurry

[soft coral]

why would fortress have rogues lol

WEll

it has goons

which are rogues technicalyl

[spring fable]

meant those

[soft coral]

labs card from filing cabinet
da.

havent seen one of those in a while

[spring fable]

a labcard would be nice
im desperately trying to figure out what to sell so i can get to 2,5 mil and get the stash upgrade, so i dont have to sell so much stuff anymore

[soft coral]

kekw

[soft coral]

@stark torrent shall we game?

[soft coral]

bruh

[soft coral]

you use this for people in d2

[spring fable]

Actually aiming like that wasnt that bad

arguably my ironsights would have been useless anyways

[soft coral]

glock ironsights gotta be one of the best

[spring fable]

i think the silencer would block them

[soft coral]

theres diferent sights

[warm echo]

What account are you playing as? Zero to hero, or from a standard

[spring fable]

zero start and pmc only

[warm echo]

Same same

Doing it with the hardcore rules as well

It’s really refreshing

Barter items are even more important now and I don’t care so much about money items since I can’t use the flea

[soft coral]

OMG

I disconnected

and then pressed confirm leave on accident

ggs

[nimble mortar]

F

[soft coral]

because the 2 buttons are right next to each other

I got my shooter born done tho

random ledx on woods

at the USEC camp

I don't believe this

holy shit

@warm echo @spring fable @strong hinge @fallen cloak @stark torrent

well

I'm glad I clipped it

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

posting this on the youtube

[stark torrent]

Died

[soft coral]

Nothing happened on woods on march 8th

nothing

we do not talk about it

https://youtu.be/Be_GAxg53E8

ON THE GOOD SIDE

we completed shooter born for woods

iedys laugh at the end

[fallen cloak]

what a godgamer

he truly escaped tarkov

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-thanks-bow-tom-choirmaster-gif-16114680

Ty ty

[warm echo]

Truly a Woodskov moment of all time

@spring fable using an addon that levels pmcs with your account to simulate the wipe evolving

Pretty neat

It tiers them for their loot tables

Still running into a bear that has a thor and is wearing a ball cap is kinda funny

[soft coral]

one of the players ever

ofc it happens on woods

[warm echo]

The woodskov was created from the woods and thus he was returned back into the woods

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[soft coral]

BUT I PRESSED CONFIRM LEAVEEEEE

[brittle sinew]

Funny? That's just my usual loadout

Unless you mean the Class 6 armor

[warm echo]

Aye it’s just the concealable black vest so it isn’t to strange to see

I’m just suprised they ain’t wearing a penis helmet is all

[spring fable]

that actually sounds interesting, gotta look into that

[warm echo]

It’s the realism addon. It’s super configurable, honestly I just ticked everything else off and just kept the pmcs leveling changes but your free to experiment

[nimble mortar]

eyyyY!!! the gear i ditched because I thought my death was imminent came back in the insure

I managed to give the guy who blacked my head the slip as a hatchling and still complete my two quests for that raid lol

[spring fable]

he blacked your head? doesnt that mean you ded?

[nimble mortar]

nope\

just means any damage AFTER that is ded

and I just got head-jaw'sd by a scav after pelting him 4 times in the chest and arms =/

[terse pecan]

bro my pc heats more in the main menu then in game

wtf

[nimble mortar]

optimizations needed.

also, time to be a blueberry.

I hate this t-t

[terse pecan]

it was just about the fps

its 200 FPS on main menu

and the PC uses its full force i guess

[spring fable]

that reminds me of ac brotherhood frying my laptop when the credits rolled and i went to the toilet because you couldnt skip them

[nimble mortar]

7 of 10 done for humanitarian supplies. at least the bandaid is almost off

[brittle sinew]

They're focused on the drip and I respect it

[terse pecan]

PACCA and bear cap is the real deal

[warm echo]

Wrong

Star badge chiapa rhino and cowboy gallon hats the true move

[terse pecan]

@warm echo this u bro?

[nimble mortar]

wooo blasted by a hacker

[soft coral]

its not him
he is a rat after all
you cant even see him

[soft coral]

lost kit
have 5 more aks in the weapon container

Bless papa kalash

I shall wield his weapon in battle

[soft coral]

the ultimate build

Who needs anything else

[copper sapphire]

Wow you guys know what the fuck to do

I just had my fourth raid

I got one tapped like 500m outta spawn

How do I ple

[soft coral]

know?

good joke

[copper sapphire]

Are you guys just like less clueless as me

But you still don’t know

[stark torrent]

well yeah , you learn as you play

i have 3500 hours and im average id say

sadly Tarkov became a game where you need to invest quite alot of time into it to learn it

they made alot of things a fucking chore

[soft coral]

I'm only at 1.5k

only thing I'm good at is map knowledge

and landing headshots with my akm

[copper sapphire]

I know like one extract on woods

I got like 4 hours at most

Probably less

I just don’t know what the fuck I’m doing so yk

[soft coral]

it's okay man

iedy , me , mike , ratman

we were all noobs once

as long as you have the will to learn the game

you will

[soft coral]

you could watch some guides

theres ton and I mean tons of good guides out there

[copper sapphire]

I watched luke 3 guides

I’m definitely getting the game more now

[soft coral]

also

ignore the stats

they do NOT matter

[copper sapphire]

But like

Bullet amo

Don’t it meater

[soft coral]

?

ammo?

ammo definitely matters

[copper sapphire]

Yeah

I’m kinda stuck with hp rn

I’m trying to atleast get ap or something

But I’m not high enough for flea and all my traders are like level 1-2

So

I can’t kill shit

[soft coral]

use vpo209 with EKO

it can pen tier 3 armor

or you can tryhard and use a mosin with LPS rounds

[stark torrent]

heartbeat mode engaged

[soft coral]

the spawn rates

[stark torrent]

Will i get out?

[soft coral]

you will

the spawn rates are kind of bussin

so we will get 2 thicc containers

I will fill one of them with nothing but akmns

iedy go teach stop playing woods

[stark torrent]

here, self explainatory

become one with the nature

[soft coral]

leave raid

wtf you doin

[stark torrent]

an airdrop went down right in my way , imma wait it out a bit

shots as well

i have eastern rocks

so no need to rush , its a long and perilous journey

but yeah, probably FengShui is watching my progress as we speak

[brittle sinew]

Good luck o7

[soft coral]

fengshui just knows the spawns

[stark torrent]

i am out

but holy shit , someone on sniper rock shot above my head

[soft coral]

spawned with concordia 65

54*

64!!!!

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

sleep well

12 minutes

left

he was in scav bunker

?

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Cool I suppose

12 minutes left bro

not 20

not 30

12

at scav bunker

Why?

love it when people dont know what an extract is

[brittle sinew]

Maybe bro was looting and heard you coming by

[soft coral]

Looting what

90% of player scavs looted everything

and probably the players who spawned near scav bunker too

theres nothing to loot

[brittle sinew]

Maybe leftovers

Who knows

[soft coral]

no point

theres better left overs at sawnmill

[brittle sinew]

There is though, leftovers

Maybe not in your opinion, but that guy probably thought so

Who knows maybe he found a gold chain someone looked over

[stark torrent]

judging by standard account and name , probably a lost timmy

[soft coral]

eh

[brittle sinew]

I usually find loot at "looted" spots

Could also be a Timmy tbh

[soft coral]

sir he is lv 33

[soft coral]

.

[stark torrent]

well rip then

[brittle sinew]

It's something I'd do tbh

[soft coral]

sus

[stark torrent]

maybe he is one of those rare masochist that camp scav extracts instead

cause he knows scavs have the best loot

[soft coral]

REAL

[brittle sinew]

I'm the type of guy to go there late in the raid for scavs

[soft coral]

iedy today gaming?

[stark torrent]

yeah , later , imma go out soon

[soft coral]

PROGRESS MY FRIENDS

for reserve and customs I will go with a mosin and camp ruaf i dont give a shit

[stark torrent]

now that i got the LEDX , i have no mission idk

[soft coral]

I want to farm woods today and get my 2nd ledx

we dont talk about the raid yesterday

nothing happened

[stark torrent]

yeah i will just loot and shoot i guess

the true tarkov experience

woods is always a good choice

[soft coral]

real

no risk
decent rewards most of the tiem

[stark torrent]

relaxing , loot , nasty shots , chance to fall in water or in tall grass and never be found, easy to hide insurance , u dont need chad gear

[soft coral]

though lighthouse

[brittle sinew]

Woods the best woods the best

[soft coral]

once you go woods

you dont go back

[soft coral]

unlooted drop

ggs

it was shit

[low raven]

real

there's why it wasn't looted xD

[soft coral]

I mean

most expensive item in there was fuel and pressure gauge

[low raven]

dam

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjk859_dZ2A @soft coral

[soft coral]

hi

[spring fable]

What a great start into the day

[soft coral]

night time woods bussin tho

inb4 thermaled

[spring fable]

mmmm money

[soft coral]

67k

not bad

[spring fable]

yeah, kinda forgot no more fm trading

but still, that buys me equip for a raid on its own

[soft coral]

wish 67k bought you a loadout in tarkov

[spring fable]

depends on the loadout

[soft coral]

in regular tarkov that is

it buys you a mosin/paca and headphones

ggs

[spring fable]

i mean.. it used to be viable to run around like that early wipe

[soft coral]

eh

the only thing 67k will buy me at this point

is my akmn and 2 mags

[spring fable]

a well, whatever, compared to 6 mil for a weapon case...

i guess now comes the painful part where i have to start selling shit because insurance is running out in 6 hours

[soft coral]

which one

the thicc bitch?

[spring fable]

the normal one

I thought my flea market mod was bugged at first, but...

[soft coral]

bro

barter for it

the fk

hell naw

dont buy them of the flea

[spring fable]

yeah, gotta level the traders first tho

[soft coral]

skill issue on that end

[spring fable]

got back 7 glocks from insurance
5 are missing sights, either one or both of them

prapors guys be trolling

[spring fable]

more like level issue

[soft coral]

both

woods experience

2 moonshine back to back

[obtuse thistle]

holy fuck did I spawn in the worst place as pmc in customs

near the extraction gas station

[soft coral]

its not a bad spawn

depends on what your goals are really

because of the recent buffs to bitcoin
lighthouse is now SOOOO much more busted than it was before

you have like 15 different spawns on the water treatment alone that can give you BTC

quite crazy

[warm echo]

Good

More bits for the chads to gather for me

[obtuse thistle]

i just wanted to extract for a quest

[warm echo]

So I can rat them

[soft coral]

imagine ratting on lighthouse

NONE OF THAT

[warm echo]

Imagine not ratting all the time every time

[soft coral]

no... on lighthouse

we go all out

[spring fable]

Lol, so i decided to do factory pistol runs
twice now tagilla has waited for me

[soft coral]

lighthouse is the only map where I ball

[soft coral]

mfw pestily doing kappa in 5 days

fam you're not doing kappa in 5 days unless you cheese the quests

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

we have to duo some time

[warm echo]

Perhaps one day

[soft coral]

WHEN THO

[warm echo]

Dunno our time zones are super fucked

[soft coral]

Real

[soft coral]

mhm

[soft coral]

now thats comedy

[stark torrent]

POV : Tarkov dev after he spent 10 hours coding only for shit to break and cause invisible players again

[soft coral]

So true

[pulsar brook]

aimed so good he died twice

[stark torrent]

when god gives u a 2nd life but the Kedr rat still has half a mag left

[pulsar brook]

my holy tool of destruction

even the power of christ cannot compare

(but rngesus sure as hell can )

[spring fable]

load into interchange because i want to get the final large tushonka i have not been finding since 17 lvls for jäger
go into the mall, up the stairs
instant headcapped by killa

[pulsar brook]

amazing

i had the tushonka problem too, but then i looted the pantry area once and had way more than enough

[soft coral]

he doesnt know

[spring fable]

know what

[soft coral]

to never go interchange

[warm echo]

Truly woods will provide

[soft coral]

it always provides

apart from items like VPX iridium and stuff

those it does not provide

[soft coral]

Yes

hi vanilla

[spring fable]

help me
where
i am in this shitty market, time running out and all the shelves are empty

[soft coral]

theres food crates on woods fam

also village has food spawns

[pulsar brook]

that upper part of goshan with the shelves and the food icon

(screenshot from mapgenie)

those long shelves and the freezers tend to have a ton

[soft coral]

all of goshan spawns food pretty much

[pulsar brook]

yeah, but that bit has even more

and i'm going to assume that unless some scav got it all, nobody cared THAT much to clean up the place

[pulsar brook]

@spring fable ping just to be sure

[pulsar brook]

well, besides early wipe anyway

the tushonka warriors were abundant from my experience

[soft coral]

are you both spt players?

[pulsar brook]

i'm not

[pulsar brook]

oh nice

[soft coral]

lol

[pulsar brook]

(my first wipe though, as you can probably imagine from my rat antics)

[soft coral]

NOT THE RMR 😭

well at least its not pk06

[pulsar brook]

i kinda need to manage my gear fear budget more than my rubles

better guns mean a decrease in performance

[white void]

this little beast

[pulsar brook]

(and having some degree of success seems like a good first wipe goal )

[white void]

fuck

[soft coral]

super cringe

[white void]

posted the reply in the wrong channel

[soft coral]

horribly ugly build

disgusting

[white void]

Ok

[spring fable]

damn that was some crazy shit

like you gotta imagine i came into that foodstore from the loading area of olis with 13 minutes left, started scanning alle the shelves and there was just nothing

so i worked my way through the store from east to west, growing ever more desperate
halfway through the store and not a single item found, 2 scavs attack me from the entrance, which i managed to kill.
and like what felt like mockery, i find a single can of green tea afterwards in the shelves.
so i work my way more to the west and as i approch the final rows, suddently they are all full of shit, like more than you could ever carry. and then with 8 minutes left i had to manage to get to the railway exfil on the other side of the map after finally finding that stupid large can of beef

[pulsar brook]

yep, bothering with the other shelves is a waste of time if you're only looking for food (and late in the raid where the profitable stuff is gone anyway)

[spring fable]

and now im left asking myself: Why, Jäger, did it have to be a large can
i had like 6 or 7 of the smaller ones in my stash

[pulsar brook]

i should have clarified "the topmost 9 shelves in the image"

i never visit the calzone hellzone known as interchange if not for food

[spring fable]

i usually never go interchange, but i kinda grew desperate

in 69 raids i have seen like... 2 of them

and one i didnt get because i died

[pulsar brook]

i guess going for the pc racks is cool if you're looking for subpar pvp

(and approximately zero graphics cards)

either that or some injector bastard runs in, takes the gpus, and leaves everything else literally every time i want to rush those oli rooms

skill issue, you could say

[soft coral]

[pulsar brook]

no clue why noob me even attempts to loot these super rare / difficult spawns lol

another devious trap i got caught in was the woods checkpoint keycard spawn

i am very glad that my brain finally decided to tell me that going for the rare spawn violet keycard maybe isn't a proper money making tactic

it's like buying a lottery ticket, if that required traversing a lawless sniper hellscape for every single attempt

[warm echo]

Making money slowly and consistently is always better than the alternative

Or be a giga rat and just let the chads farm for you

And you tax them

[pulsar brook]

i am slowly but surely improving my kedrmancy

the lack of leg armor is my only solace

[warm echo]

Based kedr is bedr enjoyer

Get dem toes

[stark torrent]

@soft coral ok ivan time to find ledx

[soft coral]

[warm echo]

My man’s a poor Timmy that’s all he got

[soft coral]

*The LEDX incident *

[warm echo]

Honestly it does amaze me

Ivan truly knew woods was gonna be the map of all time

They’ve migrated a good bit of the Timmy start from customs

[soft coral]

I always knew

I had it in me

the 6th sense you know

[warm echo]

Truly a certified Woodskov moment

[soft coral]

the loadout tho

we gaming

no helmet needed

[warm echo]

Chimera man

[spring fable]

Decided to go in for a try at a secure usb stick

didnt get the stick though, and i checked like all offices in oli

The loot wasnt half bad though

[spring fable]

Back when i started playing, it was either customs or interchange, woods was basically just sniping and hadnt gotten its extension yet, and factory.. well is factory.
Like you had players that had internalized Interchange, or customs

so for me its usually customs day in, day out

[pulsar brook]

i do admit to being a customs rat lol

although i do pvp if i manage to spot the person before they spot me

(not very common)

well, unless they're doing something dumb

[wintry ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEJ_kAaOnBg&ab_channel=NoiceGuyTarkov

i know we hate noiceguy but he is pretty fast on the reaction content

gets these up quick

[earnest timber]

People hate noiceguy?

[glacial stag]

i think its just vanilla who doesent like him here

[wintry ridge]

yeah

people complain about how hes kinda quick to the draw on some topics and doesn't get all the info needed, so he kinda hyped up conspiracy stuff without fully making it clear its just conspiracy

[pulsar brook]

when's the cheater server hub map getting added

[spring fable]

Ahh nice

Even better

[glacial stag]

ive always hated how goofy those coffin mags look

[spring fable]

i switched back to the standart mags, these 60rds kinda hit ergo to hard for my taste

[glacial stag]

ive never used 5.56 60rds unless im playing with the hk

[soft coral]

lv42

ggs

we have done it

I have finally escaped from women

solid woods haul

0 interaction with players

ggs

balanced map

[soft coral]

they're only good if you're gonna pvp

otherwise they're garbo

0 ergo

[stark torrent]

VERY WRONG

i dislike him

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

[stark torrent]

well he is a pretty unreliable source of information for half of his videos

he is only good at making cliffnotes of BSG news and shit which other streamers also do so he is not special

he buttlicks bsg alot tho

thats why he got a streamer item even tho i have never seen him play the game once

[spring fable]

dude whats up with that fog

[nimble mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/such-sights-to-show-gif-22302225

run

RUN

bullets do you no good against this foe

[soft coral]

oh NA

another bountiful raid

@warm echo

@obtuse thistlesince you like clips

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-dance-gif-19813672

me , ivan and the lvl 54's ghost after we killed another poor fuck trying to pick up apple juice from a table 150m away

[obtuse thistle]

Thanks brother

Nice shots

[warm echo]

The Ledy & Woodskov show

[stark torrent]

this was my 1st wipe and my 1st trickshot ever

[soft coral]

woods insurance be like

wait

this is from....that raid

OH NA

[stark torrent]

i forgot to take the supressor off

and just let you assume u forgot to insure it

[soft coral]

aha

good try buddy

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/11mvow1/escape_from_hogwarts/

[soft coral]

I clicked left click very well ty

he came rushing for usec

only to die before being able to take 1 piece of loot

tourist

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/11myy35/this_is_a_ledx_spawn/

ALO IVAN

?

LEDX spawns at convoy too

ALO

[soft coral]

technically yes

aslong as its a medical spawn

it CAN spawn a ledx

[obtuse thistle]

lol

Yeah clicking people is cool

I miss 60% of my shots

[soft coral]

I also miss a lot

that guy had a fun raid

[warm echo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/e-Ugl1zhSy0?feature=share

Because BSG assumes the average joe doesn’t know the difference between a supp and a sil kappa kappa

Why bother changin it

[soft coral]

silencer and supressor mean the same thing

they all refer to that long dildo thing on the end of the barrel that makes a shot quiter

[stark torrent]

the only nerf they would need it might be the sound should be somewhat louder from further distances

cause in tarkov even big caliber rifles are dead silent past 50-60m

[warm echo]

Yup

But hey

BSG is known for their renowned sound system

I’m sure it’ll be an easy patch for the changes

[stark torrent]

what? you want another 545 AK?

gotcha fam

[warm echo]

God bless daddy nikita always knows what I want

[nimble mortar]

I just got laser beamed through multiple trees and bushes by a sniper scav. Thought they fixed that nonsense.

[warm echo]

A classic.

[nimble mortar]

-skulks back into night raids-

[stark torrent]

FengShui knows your location.

[nimble mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/panik-kalm-calm-meme-memer-gif-20895926

i've accepted my inevitable demise.

[warm echo]

Good, your moving forward in the thought exercise of T

[soft coral]

that timmy on woods mustve been scared

hearing a guy next to gim drop dead out of nowhere

and then 2 rhinos stomping towars him

id shit myself

everytime we go wood with iedy

the bushes speak headshots

nobody knows where we are

all you see is a random dead pmc here and there

scary stuff

[terse pecan]

the car is speaking russian

[soft coral]

real

[warm echo]

Poor timmies didn’t take the un extract

Rest in pepperonis

[soft coral]

we took zb016

both raids we took zb

first raid we followed shots but were too late

so we looted the already looted place and still came out with 500k

same with second raid

[soft coral]

imagine the stuff we can acomplish with you

bangawr farming killa
get kills him
right as he is about to loot 40% packet loss and disconnected

[terse pecan]

guys i got a nice idea hear me out

you remember the wall that got blown up in the streets of tarkov trailer

but what we got was just a destroyed wall nothing else

what if BSG makes specific walls that can be blown up

[stark torrent]

he already said that there will be destructible stuff in the future