💣tarkov-released

[tacit root]

but please, do push the limit further

[paper crow]

Because you believe that they don’t do it. It can be still true.

Here I give you a solution

[terse pecan]

@novel mason Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.

[elder briar]

||you should make 5 alts||

[novel mason]

Let him cook

[paper crow]

I and the 4-5 people that bait my replies stop interacting. If they can stay true to this. No fuckin gif,emoji,reply etc. then ok. Starting from this post.

[soft coral]

we do not interact with you because we're not so stupid to fall for your trolling

[soft coral]

I legit stopped long ago I don't even talk to you

[paper crow]

Oh so you dont react with the shitty res laugh faces.

[stark torrent]

i mean it looks to me that you just go about your bussiness right?

[gilded path]

no

[terse pecan]

skill issue is just a server meme tbh

[terse pecan]

hold on

[paper crow]

Then tell your incompetent friends the same thing.

[soft coral]

they act independently of me

I am not their mother

I'm just here to talk about tarky

[gilded path]

[terse pecan]

and kiss femboys on the lips

[soft coral]

ay ay ay

[stark torrent]

[paper crow]

Then do that

[soft coral]

I do....

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024669

are you blind?

[elder briar]

i love tarkov what do you mean

[terse pecan]

what if we kissed while hiding in the shadows in interchange

[soft coral]

yes

[gilded path]

HE IS CLEARLY PLAYING MINECRAFT WDYM

[paper crow]

See? This mongoloid is still trying to bait replies.

[soft coral]

it's called

[terse pecan]

bro just chill and lets kiss

[gilded path]

[soft coral]

✨ Sarcasm ✨

[gilded path]

[terse pecan]

i like kissing men lets kiss bro

no need for rudeness or drama

[soft coral]

I go I have lighthouse things to mark

[paper crow]

Trying to create fights.. huh I got a warn by doing that. But you are not getting any weird.

[gilded path]

if i would want to create fights

i would start arguign with you

which i wont

[paper crow]

You can’t even stay true to a fuckin 10 word post

[terse pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311965555835928579/1071355488589058099/tumblr_ca31e16c6d39f0a1bc6ea2bf20b9de61_ad402936_400.gif

[soft coral]

long

[gilded path]

long

[terse pecan]

stretchy

[soft coral]

I HATE THE RAIN I HATE THE RAIN I HATE THE RAIN

[terse pecan]

@novel mason what are you cooking?

[stark torrent]

salami

BUONGIORNO SIGNIORE

[terse pecan]

Falco would be better then that bro

mf is Italian

[novel mason]

p!mute @paper crow 7d I'm kinda busy now so I can't do the usual long ass based funny mute to read in the future so I'll make it quick: obnoxious with people, the last one is him calling another user "mongoloid" and this thing about "jew fuckers", writing this down just to report for the future

[torpid sparrow]

@paper crow has been muted for 1 week.

[novel mason]

[terse pecan]

[terse pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[novel mason]

This is so sad, send shitty res laugh faces

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1073269363295146114/image.png

[tacit root]

[stark torrent]

Mutahar my beloved

[terse pecan]

now he will go to the official EFT server or somethinga

[soft coral]

died on lighthouse day

got nuked by rogue

[marble thicket]

[soft coral]

gg

[stark torrent]

dont care , they will meme him there even more

[terse pecan]

and trash talk this server that is not affilated with tarkov at all

[soft coral]

you know what he will do

dm someone

[tacit root]

sayonara lmao

[soft coral]

and start insulting them

[terse pecan]

please let that person be me

[soft coral]

you will kiss him yes

[terse pecan]

yes

[soft coral]

[marble thicket]

they're not on oeft

and if they end up joining

[stark torrent]

i mean Vanilla is here so he know about him

see there he is

[marble thicket]

i have pictures of them doing shit here to use lol

[stark torrent]

hi vanilaa

[novel mason]

He left

[marble thicket]

they join oeft say one bad thing and i can pile like 5 text blocks from him from this server

ez pz

[soft coral]

caught in 4k

[terse pecan]

https://youtu.be/pTObSdocpxE

this goes from to

[winter dagger]

It's Tarkov timeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOGTDHMLywU&feature=youtu.be

[stark torrent]

that 3 man going woods or shoreline to fuck with that poor fuck trying to plant stuff for the 7th time

[gilded path]

ligthouse?

[winter dagger]

Pretty point on description

[gilded path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1073271767608606750/Bann.jpg

LITERALLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnCMHNyny8

@soft coral

i hear this when you talk

on the background

you should use radio mode

[marble thicket]

maybe his mobo giving out

had a similar problem with my old mobo that you can hear when i talk here

[gilded path]

its mostly when he is not talking

[marble thicket]

mm

prob background noise

[soft coral]

yes

[gilded path]

yaeh

[soft coral]

it is

[marble thicket]

id test a diff device with his mic

[gilded path]

the mic is picking up the sound

but he is not talking

[terse pecan]

yo i got some inspritional words for y'all

[soft coral]

I need to get headphones with better mic

[gilded path]

just turn on radio mode

[marble thicket]

get a usb mic at that point

[gilded path]

this

i have it binded to side button

@stark torrent moderator man?

[stark torrent]

ill be a bit later helping a friend with a quest rn

[soft coral]

no money

[gilded path]

i wish i had money for a better cpu

[terse pecan]

i wish i could kiss boys

[gilded path]

[terse pecan]

i have a Ryzen 5 3600 rn want to upgrade to a 5500

[gilded path]

pentium enjoyer

[terse pecan]

and upgrade to 3200mhz rams

[gilded path]

its just the cpu

im bottlenecking

[terse pecan]

and upgrade to either a 3060 or a 6650 or a 6600

[gilded path]

i have 24gb of 2400 mhz ram

and gtx 960

but the cpu bottlnecks me

[terse pecan]

should have bought 3600 16 bro

unless you're doing like editting and shit 3600 is better

[gilded path]

i havel ike

a shit motherboard

and the cpu

it wont let me get that hig

[soft coral]

he is insane help

I am scared

[terse pecan]

holy fuck

what is that?

did this guy kill you?

[soft coral]

it's an abomination

[gilded path]

pirate telescope

i will spot ships miles away

[soft coral]

bro is able to see into the apartments of people from lighthouse all the way at streets

[marble thicket]

50-70 eur you can grab a decent onee

trust gaming gxt fyru 258 is what I had for a long time

changed to a quadcast

honestly not a big difference except price

[soft coral]

oy oy oy 50 euro

I can get escort for 50 euro

[gilded path]

the elitest hookers of bulgaria

[soft coral]

highest level

[terse pecan]

bro i can buy a hyperx one with 50 euros

its 1k tl

[gilded path]

just buy hyperx cloud alpha

or whatever its called

[soft coral]

will I be recording mixtapes on a 50 euro mic wtf

new rapper

[gilded path]

lil bulgraia

[terse pecan]

look at that handsome

[soft coral]

peak night vision

[terse pecan]

BRO WTF

i killed this one guy

and his body is nowhere

his gun is there on the ground i cannot pick it up

but the body is gone

man factory is crazy

[stark torrent]

fell through the floor or went invisible

[terse pecan]

it was at the ground floor of office

i guess went invisible

[winter dagger]

I'm gonna put this on 10hour loop now, we killed GOONS in customs!

[soft coral]

gamer lv 18 gigachad on lighthouse

timmy this map isnt for you

[fallen cloak]

new gpu arrived

[soft coral]

pentagon

lv38

[soft coral]

not nice

I HATE LIGHTHOUSE I HATE LIGTHHOUSE

[gilded path]

COME OUT AND PLAY LIGHTHOUSE

YOU ARE SURRONDED

[soft coral]

I WILL NOT

I WILL NOT

I HATEIT

[gilded path]

COME OUT AND DO YOUR QUESTS

[soft coral]

NO

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1073229728716177438/trim.03CC3E17-B7BD-4F3F-A0A7-50A9F875F30F.mov

[terse pecan]

[soft coral]

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAA

[terse pecan]

head eyes is not real head eyes is not real head eyes is not real head eyes is not real head eyes is not real head eyes is not real head eyes is not real

[blissful sequoia]

love that map now

[brittle sinew]

What does a PVS14 look like on 4:3

[gilded path]

asshole

literally

an asshole

[soft coral]

gaming

[brittle sinew]

Fart smella

[soft coral]

we died instantly

we spawned

walked 5 meters

got Gl-ed

[gilded path]

you can not kill rogues from that house

[terse pecan]

tarkov taught me how to keep my closet organised

[soft coral]

your femboy skirts

[soft coral]

you cannot

I totally didnt waste 600k on a loadout

[gilded path]

it might return

if you are lucky enough

[soft coral]

probs wont

we did die in a pretty cursed place tho

[deft mural]

this aint brainfart Ivan

[soft coral]

?

[deft mural]

post memes there

[soft coral]

ah

[deft mural]

[terse pecan]

Skom really out here not letting us post memes in tarkov

[soft coral]

not as if we havent posted before

but I will comply

[gilded path]

i thought u went to rest

[soft coral]

I did

I just have the game open

until I realized

0.1 rep away

I'm waiting on my craft and then I put the long one and I go

[fallen cloak]

oh btw

so you know how i have a 600w psu and i was worried about power consumption for my new gpu because 650 was recommended
my old gpu was also recommended for 650w psu and i never got any crashes because of power before

so theres that

[blissful sequoia]

you can kill them from 3 feet from their tower tho

[terse pecan]

i found my problem solver right here

[soft coral]

no

the real problem solver is flechette shotgun

[terse pecan]

the human soul is making me gamble my rubles away

[soft coral]

for me the problem solver is .366 AP

90 damage
42 pen

[terse pecan]

oh man i love .366 AP

[soft coral]

hits like a freight train

[terse pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764965033767600161/1073347862437560451/7alnfc.gif

[soft coral]

yes.

wherever you hit with this bullet

people feel it

[terse pecan]

look at this chad bro

he be entering factory

so yeah it turns out 9x19 can't do anything against armor what a suprise

[soft coral]

no shit>?

[terse pecan]

yeah no shit

i didn't think i would encounter anyone tho

[soft coral]

💗

today we went insane with artyom

as we always fo

we went past the point of no return

we are normal we are normal we are normal

[fallen cloak]

i have been going absolutely way past the point of anywhere in the last few days

i have only been taking Ls in everything i play

maybe its time to touch grass

im losing grip 👍

[blissful sequoia]

i finally got flea

made 1.5 mil off of it today

also gentlemen

let me present to you the best idea in the world

scav lighthouse

i’ve already found 2 ofz and an aesa

just started scaving there yesterday, the loot pool is insane

and if rogues are dead, you get free 200-300k ruble load outs

[hallow forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793171129141035068/1073097824234917888/5E03C07F-8267-474E-B056-E5A9651BB0B2.jpg

[glacial stag]

crouching chad, hidden rat

[gilded path]

If only the fucking game will load me onto it

[soft coral]

weak spots

[gilded path]

He is now outside

Banished to the shadow realm

[soft coral]

he was sent to ligthhouse

still no egg

do I just go

factory

to complete silent caliber

and farm safes

this is getting retarded

how has not one golden egg spawned on woods

?

is it that rare

I got a sicc

time to run it down factory

for like 3000 raids

instant hs

ump gamer

instant headshot

:^)

left peeking me

[terse pecan]

what you do in factory is

either you get good gear and rush everyone

or you lurk in tunnels with a shotgun

[soft coral]

bro fucking instant head eyes

ofc man

ofc its instant head eyes with UMP

of all guns

ump gamer man

nothing wrong there

left peeking

swinging around the corner

meanwhile I'm holding the right peek angle

insta headshots me

:^)

ofc

he knows where I am and insta headshots even with left peek

np

dude anihilated the whole lobby with one ump

because he left peeks and headshots everyone :^)

da

[soft coral]

I need to kill shit

I cant lurk

I'm no pussy

[gilded path]

[soft coral]

got2

oh

died

behind thew wall

I actually

died behind the wall

[gilded path]

i kinda want grot rifle

[soft coral]

.....

[gilded path]

in tarkov

[soft coral]

1 shot

behind the wall

what

fucking TT

[gilded path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kybBN497XBs

[soft coral]

yeah that was not legit

[gilded path]

this shit

very good

[soft coral]

that was

everything

but legit

[gilded path]

looks awesome

[soft coral]

fucker shoots 1 shot

I move

I"M BEHIND THE WALL

AND I DIE

very legit da

[gilded path]

bulgarian rage

[soft coral]

bro

BEHIND THE WALL

I understand anything else

[gilded path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIbd2S0wklY

[soft coral]

but BEHIND HTE FUCKING WALLLL

with 1 bullet

he didnt even panic shoot

he just went

PEW

and I was dead

meanwhile

I had my flashlight on him

like yeah you can see my head perfectly throught he flashlight

:^)

ofc

I call bullshit on that one

I'm not gonna die from the geared dudes

but the naked TT kid

:^) yes very legit

perfect 1 tap meanwhile I'm pointing the sun at you

yes yes

[gilded path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1071862217714192464/sticker.webm

[soft coral]

2/10

[gilded path]

he is losing his grip on reality

[soft coral]

I'm not

i rarely get pissed nowdays when playing

cuz I know its skill issue

but when I can blatantly see it wasnt

and I died of complete bullshit

I do get annoyed

[gilded path]

[soft coral]

I'll get it

but it was annoying death

the scope that nobody uses

ever

[gilded path]

i saw a guy

use it on the sv98

[soft coral]

jail

[gilded path]

he could have killed us easily

[soft coral]

shadow real

[gilded path]

unfortunately

reap-ir my beloved

[soft coral]

I am tempted

[terse pecan]

get a drum mag for it

be tagilla

[soft coral]

tagilla also runs 10 rounders

lmao

[terse pecan]

doesn't he have that one saiga that has drums

[soft coral]

????

but

he can spawn with different gear

he can spawn with drums

and with stick mags

:D

[terse pecan]

i know

[soft coral]

and he can spawn with AKS74U

then

whats the problem

[terse pecan]

there is no problem bro what are you talking about

[soft coral]

💗

nothing happened at 11:54 in #💣tarkov-released on 10th of FEB

fk it

we ball

we die in style

with a saiga in my hands

even if I'm dying

getting 1 scav or PMC per raid is sufficient

one thing I dont like about the saiga

is you cant just keep shoving shells in there

you have to hide somewhere to pack the mags

alright

W rizz

[soft coral]

died by sanitar

shoreline night time as scav

[gilded path]

HOW

[soft coral]

I just wanted to loot safes

....

[gilded path]

MOTHERFUCKER

[soft coral]

bro

so

[gilded path]

I SAW 1 ALIVE SANITAR

[soft coral]

youre telling me

[gilded path]

IN WHOLE WIPE

[soft coral]

the one time I meet sanitar

[gilded path]

I KILLED HIM

[soft coral]

it's as a scav

:^)

[gilded path]

NAD THAT WAS BEFORE THE QUEST

[soft coral]

I didnt kill him

I got one guard

died by the other

[gilded path]

i met him

[soft coral]

instant headshot

[gilded path]

before the quest

i had fucking

300 ping

i killed sanitar

and couldnt take cover from the guard

i just got teleported back

[soft coral]

one of them rushed me I had to fight back

cuz haha A.I instantly attacks you unless you have 6.0 rep

great mechanic

[gilded path]

is this bulgarian hat

[soft coral]

looks like it

idk

[gilded path]

the most intellegent bulgarian

[soft coral]

wtf

hey not nice

[gilded path]

ok monstor addict

[soft coral]

AY

🔪

51 recoil on AK does for feel like 51

nvm it is pretty low when standing

lol

ok I'm dumb

it is quite low

I want lv 40

but after I get 39

the last part of the grind will be so cringe

[gilded path]

me when no rogues

[soft coral]

me when you can't kill the rogues from that house :^)

test successful

vpo209 into 2 weapon parts
into 2 ak74n
is honestly not a bad craft

you get 2 aks for about 35k selling price on flea
for the price of one VPO which is 28k

[soft coral]

I just did

the impossible

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

a story unfolded here

[stark torrent]

the good ending

[soft coral]

woods delivered

I believed in the woods gods

and they answered

still need 86k to 39

bruh

debtor quest for skier
needs hotel 206
500k key

....

[stark torrent]

Streets

[soft coral]

I don't mind streets quest

especially at night

the map is so big

it feels empty

cuz people only go to check15 apartments or concordia

bsg placed the loot on one side of the map
other side has jack shit

impeccable map design

its like shoreline all over again

or woods expansion

bro I crafted so much

and I barely gained 1 level

I get one maybe two points

for whatever craft I do

and yes I do alternate crafts

like wtf

[stark torrent]

well i made lvl 40

now it is time to play this game as bsg intended

bushcamp till the end of the wipe or idk

[soft coral]

how many BP bulelts you got

[soft coral]

you were already doing that since start of wipe

wdym

the bush that speaks .366

[soft coral]

as much as me pretty much

[stark torrent]

yes buuut

[soft coral]

this right there

5 raids max

and youre out

get fucked

[soft coral]

13 hour craft

with rd

[stark torrent]

MAX 3

[soft coral]

just spam PS

[stark torrent]

HAHAHAH

[soft coral]

and aim head

[stark torrent]

MAX 3 per restock lmfao

infinite rd

[soft coral]

3 is not bad

[stark torrent]

3 is great

on other shit guns its only 1

[soft coral]

factory janitor

[stark torrent]

per restock

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

good luck smol ivan

[soft coral]

WDYM SMOL

i'm lv 38

[stark torrent]

watch out for impact andies

[soft coral]

those are not scary

ppsh leg meta enjoyers are

[stark torrent]

the mosin 1 tappers are

you show 1 pixel of your face and u are back here raging

yesterday i killed 2 players on reserve and 2 raiders, got 1 tapped by a player scav with mosin that did a pixel peek

insane skill issue

[gilded path]

[soft coral]

got one

and a scav

[soft coral]

ei 🔪

I'm not pushing my luck against the fellow shotgun enjoyer

bro saiga kinda slaps

but my love will forever be for the mp153

[gilded path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doWC_blp2_M

@soft coral gaming?

[soft coral]

looting pcs in interchange

for bitcoin 2

[fallen cloak]

alo

[soft coral]

I am

tempted

[fallen cloak]

[soft coral]

the intrusive thoughts

[fallen cloak]

what in the hell

[soft coral]

shhhh

we load it with

7.62x39 US

[fallen cloak]

45

[soft coral]

[fallen cloak]

tm

[soft coral]

US

🔪

[fallen cloak]

usa

[soft coral]

USB

hahaah

I bought this val

to use

still haven't touched it

:d

WHAT

gambling

the good ending

[fallen cloak]

sheesh

[soft coral]

met a m4 chad on factory

what a fucking looser

fucker blacked out my legs and my stomach

he didnt kill me but god damn learn to aim retard

55a1 too

rerolled 10 dailies and none of them were on skier

[fallen cloak]

daily moment

[soft coral]

W rizz

I got a trophy

lv57

[gilded path]

no eod

[soft coral]

bruh

call me factory janitor

saiga slaps actually

but it only starts to slap

once modded

I realised something

in that raid my armor did not get touched once

[gilded path]

how much more do you even need

[soft coral]

couple more raids

I'm not constantly playing

im alzy

[gilded path]

do the stupid quest

and we can go that map

[soft coral]

what map

lighthouse?

no....

[gilded path]

yes

[fallen cloak]

wish i could buy thors

actually how many of those do you get per restrock?

[gilded path]

how expensive are they even

[fallen cloak]

about 50k

for whatever reason

[soft coral]

0 sound on nade

[gilded path]

i mean

you can buy lvl 6 for 100k

[soft coral]

lovely

[fallen cloak]

stealth nades

new thing

[soft coral]

died by bullshit

dude threw nade

I heard it

[fallen cloak]

where

[soft coral]

in the middle of the corridor

[gilded path]

trade

[soft coral]

I stepped down

and I'm dead

[gilded path]

ragman lvl4

tasmanian tiger

[fallen cloak]

ragman lvl 4

bruh

[soft coral]

I love nades

I love nades I love nades I love nades

they make so much sound they make so much sound they make so much sound they make so much sound

I LOVE NADE

literally half the audio is non existant

[soft coral]

aaaaaaaaa

[fallen cloak]

cat

its the ying

wheres the yang

☯️

[soft coral]

8/10

11 scavs tho

bruh

I'm gonna have to wait for everyone to die or something and then farm scavs peacefully

oke oke

doing good

barely any scavs

I like it

let's hope one more pmc at least

I just wanna get it done

but I CANT WHEN NO SCAVS SPAWN

[gilded path]

peak comedy

[soft coral]

and I GO all around the damn factory

[gilded path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1073161658698059846/sticker_5.gif

[soft coral]

time to die from the pistol guy because of desync

oh

died by

the wind?

WHAT DID I SAY

DID I SAY

I SAID IT

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH

got the last pmc but no scavs

cuz audio is so shit i dont know where they are

I kept hearing 3 sets of footsteps

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I will complete it

even if it takes me hours

I want skier 4

and I WILL GET SKIER 4

[terse pecan]

what do you want it for?

RK-1?

oh yeah and there is the SAI

[gilded path]

sai?

[terse pecan]

M4 handguard

[gilded path]

aj

ah

[soft coral]

PROGRESS

5 more

2 more

did it

holy fuck its over

[terse pecan]

the suffering is over

[soft coral]

it is

least goofy akm

mmm 49 recoil

we totally wont die from rogues

[fallen cloak]

oh no

[soft coral]

davai interchange

4 extracts

also to stash the comtacs

[gilded path]

5 minutes

play scav

[soft coral]

bruh

I just killed him

[gilded path]

kool

[soft coral]

even more loot

[gilded path]

get in when u are done

[fallen cloak]

i am done

[terse pecan]

woods at 3 AM hits different

[soft coral]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1673288737413040.webm

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stop for 3 -4 milliseconds

die

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

stop for 1 second

INSTANTLY DEAD

no witnesses

[soft coral]

craft bandages in lavatory
craft the green bandages
use those to craft medkits in medstation

literally 300iq

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hahahahahahaahah

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damn

[soft coral]

untouched

I mean you did throw them in the water

wait

that VPO

we got killed by the AXMC chad

? :D

people on lighthouse are something else

[terse pecan]

ADAR and VPO

[soft coral]

da.

didnt get to use them at all

got nuked by rogues with the adar

and with the VPO we died by axmc gamer

that's a nice looking adar tho

you can't deny it

[terse pecan]

its the ultimate troll

some guy won't look at the name

and take it as a M4

[soft coral]

I don't complain

[terse pecan]

when they realise that its a adar and doesn't have full auto

they will be dead by now

[soft coral]

rate the AK

[stark torrent]

Bravo makes it 11/10

virgin vudu/razor/bender v.s Bravo / Monstrum chad user

Da.

[soft coral]

the hell

[soft coral]

started using bravo instead of hamr cuz it doesn't have the side lines

they're not needed

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yeah , HAMR is technically bugged but BSG doesnt give a fuck

it took them 2 wipes to fix Bender

[soft coral]

Got my SBIH on lighthouse today with bravo

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something just exploded outside my window

[stark torrent]

HAMR is just cropped wrong or smth

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holy

[soft coral]

impact nade

someone is doing granadier

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yes

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cheater with exploding bush

[soft coral]

I should've recorded that lighthouse raid

fuck

bro all my aks came back from insurance lol

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i think it was an anti air hitting a shahed drone

[soft coral]

dude living in streets of tarkov

fucking nades explosions

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the most calmest day in eastern europe

[soft coral]

glad you like it

[stark torrent]

its funny cause we are literally neighbours , all 3 of us

Romanian, Bulgaria and Ukraine

Bermuda Triangle

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bermuda triangle of wars

[stark torrent]

here if you dont see at least 1 drunk person during the day , that is an evil sign

the crops wont grow

etc. xD

[soft coral]

of racism

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[soft coral]

HAHA

THAT EMJI

I am not racist

"however..."

why is the inside of my nose bloody

am I dying

nice

[stark torrent]

No Propital on quick use , skill issue

[soft coral]

I did not take ibuprofen at the start of raid

wait

I can buy the best grip now

oy oy oy

we are dripping this AK out boys

I can play the game now

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honestly just not worth it

from 30 raids

propital would help me once

[soft coral]

gets 1 shotted by m61 at the start of raid in the back of the head

I wouldn't know anything about that

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lights out for 2 sec

now i need to restart everything

what a bullshit

[soft coral]

what is the difference between these 2

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no idea

differejnt reticle maybe

[soft coral]

I just checked

its the same

kinda wanna go woods with this build

and just loot

and have fun

bitcoin lv 2 on its way

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763397277590355998/1072185534430064701/attachment.gif

[soft coral]

true

but hey

I can run kitted out AKMs now

:^)

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-usecface-juncker-eft-funny-gif-20183096

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[soft coral]

when tarky

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labs when?

[soft coral]

aaAAHHHH

🗡️

WOODS WHEN

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man you are scared of labs like a vampire to garlic

[soft coral]

because hackers no?

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whats so scary

[soft coral]

its not scary

I'm just lazy to learn the map

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not that many

really

i dont think there is more

than on other maps

just other maps you dont meet them

here you do

[soft coral]

if it was sunny on woods

when I play

man oh man

people would die

the dead scav on the shoreline and ruaf rocks are suck nasty places to snipe

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Man I had the best scav raid yesterday. Killed two pmcs and grabbed their shit and booked it to extract and then on pmc raid lose it all because I accidentally impact Naded myself.

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[terse pecan]

i really like woods scav raids bro

the caches are just

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and theyre almost never looted

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[terse pecan]

you know i've been like made 3-4 scav raids there

just

looting caches

sometimes looting duffel bags

and it has gone good

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duffel bag is just better gambling

honestly

[terse pecan]

sometimes its a cat or a horse or something

sometimes

its just

crackers

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i found a gpu in one

[soft coral]

same

funny how

I found more gpus on woods than interchange

I want to do sbih on woods

how the fk

have I not done sbih on woods

?

[terse pecan]

sbih?

[soft coral]

shooter born in heaven

[terse pecan]

oh that one

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or as I like to call it

[stark torrent]

remember when we died to green tracer ivan

the interchange incident

[terse pecan]

wait you don't do shooter born in heaven in woods?

[soft coral]

da.

[soft coral]

you do

[terse pecan]

man i wish i could play pmc

[soft coral]

you have to

[terse pecan]

but like

i get disconnects all the time

sometimes even in scav

so i just play scav

not really trying to progress

[soft coral]

out of all the bullets I could've used for sbih
7.62x51
5.56
7.62x54

no

I get mine with fucking 7.62x39 PS

literally built different

[soft coral]

LMAO

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hey nice shots

[soft coral]

is it me

or do you get spawned with more time on woods

I've been getting like 25/26/28

minute spawns

as scav

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yeah ive been getting 24 alot

[soft coral]

ye

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which sucks when u get spawned at sawmill

[soft coral]

just get out of there

simple

press SHIFT

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after i killed this guy i went 10m in front and a bush spoke mosin

[soft coral]

the fk why

loot

lmao

[terse pecan]

the vietnamese gameplay

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THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS

[terse pecan]

get a AKM

[soft coral]

dude camps as scav

[terse pecan]

and stay in a bush

[soft coral]

no

I will snipe for sbih with my AKM

[stark torrent]

no stupid, i got killed by a camper in the bush with a mosin

another player

[soft coral]

aah

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in the middle of fucking nowhere

[soft coral]

the usual

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such is the life on woods

[soft coral]

this is why you go north

bro

I'll take my AKM
I'll go sniper rock on woods
get a high zoom scope and just pop some kids in the head

[terse pecan]

the woods habitat is filled to the brim with creatures that camoflauge themselves in the green of the forest

some use their camo actively and go to their prey

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until that 7k hour no lifer runs past you , then you breathe and he smells the danger

[terse pecan]

while others wait in the green and wait for their prey

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happened to me , i was in a bush while heavy rain, a guy walks past me , i let him go around me , i do 1 step to line up a shot, he instantly turns and shoots the bush

like the man had insane reaction idk

must be playing woods for 6k hours

[soft coral]

he heard you aim

[stark torrent]

no i didnt aim, i just did 1 step and leaned , i wanted to aim after

he got a bit further

but the guy heard that 1 step

in heavy rain

[soft coral]

just a better gaming chair

[stark torrent]

indeed he was just a cyborg

[soft coral]

love how

tigz has 500k roubles

fucking legend

DUDE STILL BUYS ZABRALO

gamer

[stark torrent]

dude he had 500k roubles when i left home 4 hours ago

[soft coral]

Idk why but I've been loving akm lately

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the no money gletch

[soft coral]

why? no clue

[soft coral]

infinite money loop gletch

staying forever at 500k

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he is going zabralo to customs

absolute unit

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heavy armor training

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beware pocket watch questers

[soft coral]

cultists

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man he runs so fast with that zabralo tf

he zoomin

[soft coral]

max strength

"if you want to survive play only customs...good luck with the other maps"

he doesn't know

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yeah he is delusional

[soft coral]

literally schizo

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I LOVE INTERCHANGE