💣tarkov-released

[gilded path]

madi found the roller

on the manequin

[terse pecan]

so you boil your water you put the little bag in your cup then you pour in the boiled water

[gilded path]

i never found them there

first fucking time he checks it

he finds it

[terse pecan]

he still playing spt right?

[gilded path]

yea

[soft coral]

I put the bag after

[terse pecan]

only if he had that luck in real tarkov

[soft coral]

idk if I feel better or worse

wtf

I hate being ill

I rarely get ill thankfully but when I do I hate it

[soft coral]

it's annoying

[terse pecan]

its annoying

but you get a day off

[soft coral]

it is

I do not have a job

[terse pecan]

then you don't have to go to school

[soft coral]

I am in uni

[terse pecan]

mf you bamboozled me

[soft coral]

get rekt

[soft coral]

me rn

[soft coral]

worse than brazil

[terse pecan]

imma put this clip here

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1016031668819214427/Bulgaria.mp4

@terse pecan

tea is nice

[terse pecan]

yeah

[soft coral]

I wonder if i will get caffeine withdrawl

cuz ive not drank in a few days

kekw

addiction

[gilded path]

madi died

becuase his mouse

turned off

[soft coral]

wireless?

[gilded path]

strognest wireless mouse user

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4UR0MUBnOM

fk it

we go back to 18th century

[terse pecan]

wireless mouses are cringe

[soft coral]

tru

[gilded path]

oh boy i lpove my steelseries rivals 3

[terse pecan]

i have a rivals 3 too

[soft coral]

I like my deathadder

[gilded path]

hey nice

[terse pecan]

its just a good and popular mouse

[soft coral]

I got that razer keyboard and mouse combo

but then my mousepad is hyperX

betrayal

ok hear me out

dark bread > white bread

[gilded path]

white bread is better

and i dont know what those signs mean

im pretty sure u said dark bread is better

[soft coral]

yes

[gilded path]

yes white bread is better

[soft coral]

oh boy

I sure do love seeing "this offer has been sold out"

10 times in a row

only to get the captcha

[terse pecan]

do you guys feel like screaming and cumming sometimes

[soft coral]

cumming yes
screaming not really

both at the same time?
thats weird

I want to eat some mashed potatoes

with some feta cheese

oy oy oy

such a nice snack

least expensive upgrade in tarkov

[gilded path]

i feel more like screamin and punching

[soft coral]

I laughed my ass off yesterday

300к ключ да да мама ибал

i dont remember all of it

I think its raining

but there is no rain

theres only thunder and lightning

[gilded path]

300k key

40k loot

grizly and vitamins

[soft coral]

base RD has 97 recoil

balanced

[gilded path]

its lower

because of the fire rate

[soft coral]

I LOVE WOODS I LOVE WOODS I LOVE WOODS I LOVE WOODS I LOVE WOODS

[gilded path]

where is this evne

[gilded path]

COME OUTJ AND PLAY INTERCHANGE

[soft coral]

never

[soft coral]

house

items can spawn there

balanced loot

[gilded path]

damn

[soft coral]

da

[terse pecan]

after they/them pussy

[gilded path]

bro ultra is worth one millino alrady

i bought it for 300k

[soft coral]

50k worh of shit in there yes

[gilded path]

man

my shoulders hurt

too many mush ups

[soft coral]

mush ups

[spring fable]

Time to do Stirrup

[gilded path]

pussy

trake the rsh

[soft coral]

they have 2 seperate cases for glock 18 and 17

??????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgLC_DRd2cg

people saw a tree and said yo lets make alcohol out of this

gg

[spring fable]

what can i say, i do like my Glocks

[stark torrent]

done

[gilded path]

THANK GOD

[soft coral]

he did it

I grew tired of people coming in and asking us "yo you guys play gamma"

[terse pecan]

i will specifically come to tarkov vc to ask people if they play gamma now

[soft coral]

I will murder you

[terse pecan]

good

[soft coral]

I go rest

[gilded path]

bro u just woke up

[soft coral]

no

i woke up at 8

[gilded path]

ye

3 horus ago

[soft coral]

i can still rest

and atay in bed

[stark torrent]

be me
scav woods
find a lion and a bunch of shit around
get sniped by a dickhead
fuck your mother

[gilded path]

i mean

the gun is gone

not reallycool

[winter dagger]

Friend got gangsta skill elite

[fallen cloak]

you are the true hero

[prime cloud]

that was me

[gilded path]

bro

almiost kileld a geared pmc as scav

he just wont die

[soft coral]

its barely 14?

bruh i thought it was 5

[gilded path]

should we game

[soft coral]

my head hurts a little but maybe I can

I took paracetamol

[gilded path]

yes

[gilded path]

Raids without cheaters:
0

[spring fable]

Do you think it makes more sense to try get reshala in dorms or at gas station?

feels like dorms should be easier🤔

[gilded path]

i would say gas

reshala has long corrdiors

u dont want to peak him in those

gas station on the other hand

you can kill him from big distance

or get really close

[spring fable]

hmm

guess it cant hurt to try

Still got that one lying around after all

after that i guess its Mp7 time

[blissful sequoia]

just got head tapped 20 seconds into raid full kit (full as it can be before flea) its miserable

[gilded path]

dude

i got dobule tapped by scav in the head

wearing 600k kit

and than triple tapped in the thorax

and i died

[blissful sequoia]

those thorax taps are infuriating

mine was a pmc which is even worse tbh

idec about the loot, just the load time

[gilded path]

yeah it sucks

kladoing bqack to menu

is even worse

[blissful sequoia]

scavs are also insane this wipe

[blissful sequoia]

yes it is

[soft coral]

"I didn't realise rengawr is such a meta slave" - trey24k

[soft coral]

gas station is easier

its way easier

one because you can snipe him

2 because you can funnel him through the door

and 3 because once you kill him you dip into the woods and youre never seen again

[gilded path]

i sitll didnt meet shturman

literally 11 games

[soft coral]

for me its the opposite

7/10 times I go woods alone

shturmy is there

just spamming that svd

like a maniac

woods is literally bush wars tho

fk rushing on that map

[gilded path]

i killed a new player

i went to 123

[soft coral]

oh no

[gilded path]

looting safe

and i hear him loo tthe bag

[soft coral]

oh no 😭

nnooooo

timmy

ah well

he is now traumatized and will never go woods again

[gilded path]

he had an ak with h2 and tgpa

[soft coral]

insane

[gilded path]

ps ammo

[soft coral]

he'll learn

[gilded path]

he didnt even shoot me once

[soft coral]

i've been there

[gilded path]

the rich get richer

bro is shturman even an existing thing

[blissful sequoia]

dont ask questions

just enjoy

lost again on woods

time to go to factory with mp9

[gilded path]

you should not use "enjoy"

[soft coral]

I love twitch

[gilded path]

and mean tarkov

in the same sentence

[blissful sequoia]

true

[soft coral]

lmao

[blissful sequoia]

mp9 time

wish me luck

[soft coral]

mp9 gaming

[gilded path]

i dont like twitch

the have too many things banned

literally cant say a sentence without getting banned

and then there is deer twitch moderator

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A6bJYjJDR5E?feature=share

I am done

[gilded path]

i tried to use his

secret to fps video

[soft coral]

there is no secret to fps

[gilded path]

game started stuttering

immediatly

and it was like 5 fps

[soft coral]

do you know what the sercret is?

a beastly pc

[gilded path]

not play the game

[soft coral]

RIP youtube channel

I hate coughing I hate coughing I hate coughing I hate coughing

[gilded path]

i died from shturman crew

[soft coral]

bruh

[gilded path]

i got tripple tapped by ultra nostlers

while sliding

in under a second

[soft coral]

I am more than sure that scav bullets ignore armor

they spam you with shitty bullets but you die in 3 hits

[gilded path]

i mean

[soft coral]

balance

[gilded path]

of course he will hit

3 bullets in a row

while im sliding

in the same spot

[soft coral]

perfectly

da

[gilded path]

if you would

to take the hunter

you probably wont even hit 3 conssuitant shot

in under a second

just because it goes so hight

[soft coral]

first shot acurate

2nd shot youre looking at the sky

recoil

[gilded path]

yk he fired

2 shots

but hit 3

[soft coral]

?

[gilded path]

he fired

tgwice

[soft coral]

he fired 2 bullets at once

[gilded path]

but hit 3 times?

[soft coral]

he is just better bro

[gilded path]

it happened before too

i wish

i would load in faster

im searcing for game 1 minute out of 3 loading

[soft coral]

lol

[stark torrent]

[gilded path]

raids without cheater
0

it only took 4 raids

there was 100% a violet keycard

[soft coral]

who the fk cheats on woods

[gilded path]

Well

I got killed by another cheater 4 raids go

Was pretty blatant too

[stark torrent]

losers tha want to kill a solo PMC without getting mass reported

cause if he plays rserve or shit he will have to kill most of the server which leads to mass reports , but on woods , u kill 1 idiot and then get out

[soft coral]

lol

true I guess

[blissful sequoia]

customs time

i loaded into

a literally empty factory raid

still died to scav

had to take a short break

[gilded path]

i want the coomer emoji

on the server

fits so good iwth tarkov

[blissful sequoia]

thats why i love woods

so quiet

sometimes

[gilded path]

i have bough

all ps ammo

and like 4 mosins

i have found

1 shturman

in over 20 raids

[blissful sequoia]

down to 138k

thought it was a scav standing still

nope

pmc with a shotgun

i love customs

[stark torrent]

i love the map with many trees

[gilded path]

I HATE WOODS I HATE WOODS I HATE WOODS

[gilded path]

that was

an interesting raid

however no shturman

[blissful sequoia]

im so pissed

zb-014 was taken and i didnt notice until 30 seconds left

i had so much

the door was locked so i didnt even think to check

[prime cloud]

i dont

[blissful sequoia]

i feel so dumb for not seeing theres no flare 😩

[gilded path]

I HATE THIS FUCKING

MAP

SHTURMAN SPAWNS

I GET TAPPED

[blissful sequoia]

me too

[gilded path]

BY HIS CUNT

BPZ FMJ

THRU ALL ACROSS THE FUCKINGWINDMILL

BEHIND THE BUSHES

[gilded path]

i found a fucking

poisonous green

game wants me to send iut

[gilded path]

and kill the cunt

[stark torrent]

well i found the rape alley

[soft coral]

even with a cold i still played today

strong mental

[gilded path]

i am getting money

i got like 500k

but whats the point

if im not getting the quest

[crystal musk]

hey i cant find jaegers note here at jaegers spot can somebody help me

[brittle sinew]

[marble thicket]

start by not scaving

np

[crystal musk]

Don’t be a scav and get there before

[stark torrent]

Scav Mains be like

[marble thicket]

scav mains be like

how do i get my mp133 for debut

[crystal musk]

ok thanks dumbfuckingidiot

[crystal musk]

Yea you’re welcome man

[topaz drum]

Got slapped by a fly cheater xd, got to love it

[prime cloud]

Unsure whether or not this is serious

[crystal musk]

[blissful sequoia]

best pre flea budget night raid load outs ?

[crystal musk]

6b43 meta m4 and svd and rpg-7 and a mi-24 with s-8 unguided rockets

[soft coral]

I wish it were that easy

this dudes youtube channel is actually doomed

[terse pecan]

didn't he say the nword?

i'm waiting for a 20 minute "apology" on that where he puts all the blame on somebody else

[soft coral]

idk but I find the comments hilarious

@terse pecan do you own tarkov?

or only cringe spt

[terse pecan]

yeah i have tarkov

but don't play it

i was excited to play it this wipe

but i get disconnects

[soft coral]

лол

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq9deTUvcy0 the title of this OST piece describes the mental state of every tarkov player

[pulsar brook]

i get disconnects but play anyway 😔

[spring fable]

Damn i hope smuggler boat is open

[sudden estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/çrpik-kurdî-kurmancî-awesome-great-gif-23613304

[soft coral]

yes but spt

theres 0 feeling of acomplishment

[sudden estuary]

ohhh

well, yeah. if that had been regular tarkov, that would have been sweet

still impressive haul

i wish i had that kind of luck in tarkov 😂

[spring fable]

i feel this run was very succesfull

[soft coral]

I am not talking about succesfull or not

[spring fable]

yeah well, i feel i accomplished a succesfull raid. not everyone has to share your values

[soft coral]

at the end of the day this is all against a.i

not against players

thats what I meant

[gilded path]

They are jealous

And they are not even my cats

[soft coral]

hahahaha

what you making

[gilded path]

Made food for cat

[soft coral]

show cat

[gilded path]

The silly black fucket

[soft coral]

yes

fucker cat

[gilded path]

He is too black

You can barely see him

[soft coral]

bruh

not nice

he is very messy eater

0 manners

[gilded path]

He is

You put him food in his food bowl

He grabs it

Puts it on the carpet

Eats there

[soft coral]

retard

[gilded path]

today he sat on my lap

without me holding him

before he would fall over

[soft coral]

+20 iq

how old is he

[gilded path]

k dl

i do not remember

like 4 years maybe?

[sudden estuary]

pet the cat

[gilded path]

He purred

[sudden estuary]

awh, what a cutie

i fucking love cats

[soft coral]

he is retard

[spring fable]

exactly, and in that regard i am not very competitive, so for me i get much more enjoyment out of playing like that. And it is a nice feeling of relief, seeing that smugglers boat is open if you otherwise had to drop half your loot to get to extract and maybe even get killed on the way

[soft coral]

skill issue

you either drop the loot

or fight for it

[spring fable]

or you get lucky and extract

[soft coral]

profit

[gilded path]

well

madirex didnt get lucky

[spring fable]

even the ai can get pretty nasty at times

[gilded path]

the old gas station wasnt working

neither was the zb 012

and hea died 5 metres from zb 11

very sad

[spring fable]

happened to me yesterday, too

[gilded path]

next game he went

his mouse disconnected

middle of firefight

[soft coral]

I am 🤏 this close to running drum mags filled with 7.62x39 US ammo

[spring fable]

come around a corner 20m from zb 11, short on time and some npcpmc just waited behind a corner and dropped me

[gilded path]

put a supressor

and no one can hear you

[gilded path]

he killed a npcpmc in that raid too

[spring fable]

or getting shot through the window in tarkone office

[soft coral]

we ball

bro there was snow outside 1 hour ago and now its melted

wtf

[soft coral]

exfil camper

lv 35 and only 13 strenght

I really need to do some stash runs and train strenght

nikita the lord of the ballistics blessed me with oli logistics

[gilded path]

i got 2 stamina lvls just from hunting shturman these 2 days

[soft coral]

da.

[gilded path]

and i t will be 3 soon

[soft coral]

I think I will pistol run interchange

and just do pistol runs today for quests

to level up

[gilded path]

im gonna be like this when i get shturman finally

my mosin is 40 points from being lvl 3 mastery

[soft coral]

SHUTTERSTOCK

[soft coral]

gornostay lv 3 when

l191 got bought out instantly on PK reset

gg

coc glock check

time to hit up intershit

[stark torrent]

Who wins ? Shoreline chad or the Gornostay nothing to lose rat

[spring fable]

does mastery actually do anything?

[gilded path]

different annimations

its a little faster sometimes

[soft coral]

went oli

[gilded path]

like full mastery .356 is 3 seconds faster

to reload

[soft coral]

met 3 stacked chads at garage

so I had to run away

gg

I didnt want to take oLI menifest anyway

peak gameplay

most engaging interchange

:^)

I love interchangeI love interchangeI love interchangeI love interchangeI love interchange

do I reset

or go back

guess I will rat

[gilded path]

IDIIOT

HE WENT MORINNG

HAHA

[soft coral]

I went 19

oke i got it

stupid map

Literally never worried man

got lv 35

now I need to find 2 ushanka

then give the armor to the fucker

and bam

ez

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[gilded path]

no ledx

[stark torrent]

Airdrops this wipe : here is some food

Literally sponsored by Jaeger

[soft coral]

have you completed it

[gilded path]

yes

found one in food airdrop

[soft coral]

damn

[gilded path]

second one in the ultra

[gilded path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCumSBfFKX8

me when i meet a scav on woods

and he shoots me thru the bushes

[soft coral]

da.

almost lv 5 crafting skill

need to go mark fuel tankers on reserve

[soft coral]

so hard to find 2 ushanka

[topaz drum]

enough Tarkov for today

[soft coral]

killed a player scav who got too comfortable near me

dude started shooting near my legs

but purposefully missing

fk off kid

thx for the free respirator retard

I hate people who shoot at other player scavs as a joke

such as the arm or around them or at their legs

you do that shit you get instantly shot

morons

"but who knows if the kid was lying? Maybe he was leading us to death"
"go and check it out"

what

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-skander-dinostan-gif-22280085

[topaz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-shower-bath-water-pouring-gif-17140437

[gilded path]

killed a player scav

feeling wonderful

first time i saw one in over 40 raids

on woods

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-lord-cassidy-mr-malcolms-list-splendid-magnificent-gif-25986636

[gilded path]

[gilded path]

insane bara

not a single shturman today

[topaz drum]

I've done around 70 raids looking for him

found him at the start of the wipe on my first raid

and killed him, never saw him again, except for a scav run 3 days ago

[soft coral]

super cheap loadout
look for shturman
if he is not there just ESC and then click disconnect
ez

funny how

most of the time when you die its not the getting killed part that's frustrating
its the loading in menus part

[gilded path]

nah

why esc

[soft coral]

alt f4

meet scav with ushanka
tell him to give it to me for quest
he drops me max energy
????

thx for the immunity skill i guess

[gilded path]

shoot him in the head

[soft coral]

I was seriously considering it but there was another player scav next to me

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[gilded path]

He has interesting colour

Only his paws his neck, face, and stomach is white

Its like weak spots in video games

[soft coral]

bruh

weak spots

that carpet tho

[soft coral]

reserve time it is

[spring fable]

Just wanted to play another round or to of Tarkov before going to bed, looks like im gonna be busy sorting out all that insurance shit

[soft coral]

ofc I die to a gigachad

right after I kill a timmy next to no BP extract

I love reserve

he was using 856?

WHAT?

gg

marked the tankers and then died

ok

I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve I love reserve

absolute dogshit map I swear to god

[terse pecan]

[soft coral]

can't go inside buildings cuz there's a 4man chad team in every building
cant go outside cuz you'll get sniped from every building
going underground is suicide

its like

WHERE DO YOU GO

ON THIS SHIT MAP

I've actually started to hate reserve more than interchange

unironically

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883816530880634880.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

AMAZING MECHANIC

SUCH GAMEPLAY

I AM SO IMMERSED

I MARKED THE 2 things

WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO EXTRACT

THE MARKERS ARE ONTHERE YOU FUCK

I am going insane

I am pretty sure it was a duo or something
there's no way a timmy sits in the little room next to no backpack exfil(the one with the cabinets) and then the m4 chad comes after me 5 seconds later

[gilded path]

bro insured a kiver?

[terse pecan]

he did what now?

[gilded path]

bro insured and wore a kiver?

[soft coral]

its an spt player

they are special

its okay

[spring fable]

i insure everything

[gilded path]

whats next

sphera

[soft coral]

I will insure my max energy drink next time

[gilded path]

bro wore a kiver

[soft coral]

with level 5 crafting

my time is 14H16m

eh

not bad

about 30 minutes reduced

[terse pecan]

bro

kiver is not even a meme

why did he wear it

[gilded path]

special need spt players

[terse pecan]

PACA+55H my beloved

[gilded path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149216/1039517855588306986/azeazeazeaze.png

[soft coral]

is it so hard to run ruski SSH helmet and GSSH headphones?

[gilded path]

gamma players on their way to make an artifact tier list

and how to get every single one of them

[soft coral]

gamma players on their way to farm 50 hours to get expert extra turbo calibrated tools to fix their pm pistol

because The Zone

I am completely unhinged

Sorry for what I am about to do

forgive me lord

[gilded path]

I KILELD HIM

I KILLED HIM

[glacial stag]

who?

[soft coral]

blind

[glacial stag]

you do realise that im finnish

[soft coral]

skill issue

[glacial stag]

in game yourself ivan

[soft coral]

not my problem you can't read the superior Cyrillic alphabet

💗

[glacial stag]

"superior"

i spit on you ivan

[soft coral]

hot

bruno aloo

[glacial stag]

ivaan alo

still sick?

[soft coral]

yes.

[glacial stag]

:(

[soft coral]

ran so much interchange at night

I do not need a flashlight anymore

[gilded path]

he is evolutioning

[soft coral]

evolving

you mean

time to mark buses

and then pistol run reserve

and die once more :^)

marke 2

on top of me ww3 is happening

[spring fable]

last i checked, a helmet is better than no helmet

[gilded path]

if you sell kiver

you cna afford to buy sch

get same protection lvl

and even wear headphones

[spring fable]

a helmet for 10k?

interesting

[soft coral]

oke

I did it

kiver is not a good helmet dude

[spring fable]

well better than no helmet dude

[soft coral]

ok but there's better helmets you can wear

from lv 1 traders

[spring fable]

amd actually that helmet i got back because i looted a better one

[soft coral]

aha

plz next time use this

this is the timmy ulach

of sorts

[spring fable]

lel

[soft coral]

and you can wear headphones with it

since headphones are op this wipe

footsteps can be heard from 5 miles away

[gilded path]

he is doing it again

[soft coral]

@gilded path

[gilded path]

this guy actualyl got hit

in the ass

[soft coral]

3Д БЛЯДЪ

[gilded path]

sadly not 200

[soft coral]

Who even are team 715

I've seen them before

watched their meme tarkov video

but that's about it

[gilded path]

team 200

[soft coral]

idk

[spring fable]

wasted 20k just to see for myself

[gilded path]

buy gsh

[soft coral]

GSSH18!!!!!!

fucking spt players man I swear

[spring fable]

you know guys, trying to shit on me the whole time just for playing spt is kinda getting boring

[gilded path]

its true

[spring fable]

why would i wanna even fucking buy this cheap stuff when i get out of a raid with a lvl 3 helmet i then proceed to use to try and get even better gear

[gilded path]

kiver fucks up ur hearing

[soft coral]

yes

[gilded path]

you cant hear shit 1 meter near you

[spring fable]

i am aware of that

[soft coral]

then

whats the problem

[spring fable]

still it has its use if its free

[soft coral]

free?

[spring fable]

like when you wanna save money

you dont really think i bought that helmet

[gilded path]

bro u can literally sell it

and get a same helmet

but better

[gilded path]

and get some pocket cjamge

[soft coral]

it's cheaper too

his goals are beyond our mortal understanding

[spring fable]

lel you sell kiver for 10 k

[soft coral]

whats the problem with you running the russian one instead of kiver?

are you american or what?

[spring fable]

imagine a pistol run but only with leftover gear and weapons you usually wouldnt use

like trying to safe money

[gilded path]

its both russian shit head

[soft coral]

is that so

[gilded path]

yes

[soft coral]

huh

cool

are prices different in SPT compated to regular tarkov or what?

the russian one is LITERALLLY CHEAPER TO RUN

[spring fable]

jep

[soft coral]

AND YOU CAN USE HEADPHONES if you find some on a pmc you kill

[spring fable]

different version

[soft coral]

what different version

[spring fable]

like not the latest patch of tarkov

[soft coral]

JUST USE THESE

[spring fable]

most prices are the same tho

[gilded path]

its 19k to sell

[soft coral]

bruh

[gilded path]

22 to buy dick helmet

[soft coral]

I am done

[gilded path]

so u pay 3 more k

and get no hearing loss

[spring fable]

mine was 11k to sell

[gilded path]

interesting

who did u sell it to

[spring fable]

ragman

[soft coral]

fence?

the fk

was it damaged

[spring fable]

obviously

[soft coral]

.....

[spring fable]

i shot it before i got it

[soft coral]

I will fucking

choke you

einstein ofc its gonna be lower price if its damaged

[spring fable]

i mean honestly what did you think, as i told you i did not buy that shit

but might as well use it

[soft coral]

unironically no helmet is better

[gilded path]

it is

[soft coral]

well the guns i've repaired from scavs have already paid for my gun repair kit

gg

WTF IS THIS DONKEY DICK SUPRESSOR

[spring fable]

shiit
Reshala spawned dorms with his guards while i was sitting on the stairs looting. took out 2 of his guards, but my mag was empty for the other 2

[brittle sinew]

True

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

[blissful sequoia]

knight building fr

[blissful sequoia]

the ssh can bounce anything

i’d pay the 20k just to have the ricochet chance

[soft coral]

I wonder how much does 7.62x39 US drop

time to go night time woods
stay in a bush for 5 hours and reload a mosin

:^)

and also mark fuel barrels but that's not important

honestly bringing in a mosin with like 50 LPS rounds

reloading it until its red then waiting 4 minutes for it to reset

that shit is better than shooting stuff

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-jensen-dean-supernatural-gag-gif-5726540

just use m32s if you are that poor

[soft coral]

peak gameplay

[soft coral]

they are that poor

[glacial stag]

ye you was being used as a general term. I know youre balling ivan ❤️

[gilded path]

peak woods gameplay

[soft coral]

yes.

waiting for 24 minute mark for sniper to reset

[gilded path]

i went too far

[soft coral]

and then reload again

[gilded path]

i can pin point your lopcation

from that screenshot

[soft coral]

yeah same

you know

you've played a map so much

you can tell where you are

in pitch fucking black

gg

I have become one with the bush

[glacial stag]

bushwookie

when will you start camping in trees?

[gilded path]

ivan the bush

[soft coral]

ivan woodskov

there's a reason I have that name in game

ask iedy

[gilded path]

here

[soft coral]

?

gg

I have never been so immersed

insane loot insane

I ran for 15 minutes

I pressed F 3 times

and R about 50

peakgameplay

THIS RAID

ACTUALLY

GAVE ME

MEMORY SKILL

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[soft coral]

yes.

reserve night time
pitch black

I love reserve

so much

I love this map

its a great map

sit in bush
die
move around
die

lv16 btw

didnt miss a shot

only hit my limbs

mhm

I legit do not understand how one is supposed to play reserve

this map is so fucking dogshit

[spring fable]

btw., is there a hotkey to turn on/off flashlights on helmets?
only thing i find online is mounting the thing on your weapon and then putting it back on the helmet

[soft coral]

there isnt

[spring fable]

lol

[gilded path]

one is supposed not to play reserve

how is your cold going

[soft coral]

i'm doing a bit better

been playing mostly solo

doing super cheap kits

[soft coral]

yes.

every tactic on reserve you can think off

will NOT work

camp in bush
W+SHIFT
snipe
fucking anything

it just doesnt

[soft coral]

one shot one kill bitch

the 2nd kid got me

DESERVED

GET FUCKED
you and your boyfriend

you dont sit around with 10 minutes left on woods

fucking moron

get rekt kid

HE IS LV36

this what greeed looks like

you sit around for the entire match

some patient scavs 1 taps you

you get what you fucking deserve

[marble thicket]

You seem to be really pressed that pmcs don't leave early in fear of you

[soft coral]

no I just like to ruin their greed

[gilded path]

but why even stay

in woods

on fucking 10th minute

[blissful sequoia]

i fr stay on woods till 5 minutes

[soft coral]

its not because of fear

[blissful sequoia]

yeah theres just a lot of good stuff

[blissful sequoia]

his own fault for being level 36 and still leaving scav village through that exit

[soft coral]

its because they greed too much

literally

car wasnt even there

like bro

what do you think you're going to find

[gilded path]

i am going mental

[blissful sequoia]

nah not even that, theres 2 back ways you can leave scav village to avoid being seen by that ridgeline

[soft coral]

I've stayed late in raids

but greeding this much

and then your boyfriend dying

you brought it upon yourself

it was a clean 1 tap too

i'd be fucking mad

if the random scav with t46 1 tapped me from a bush

[blissful sequoia]

[soft coral]

legit

the 2nd dude killed me but idc

lesson learned for the first guy

[blissful sequoia]

yeah, dont go in the road fr fr

[soft coral]

he went on the road

I have not one tapped someone this cleanly in a long time

dude dropped like a sack of potatoes

[marble thicket]

is it really greed if im busy killing 4 pmcs and shturman and have to hobble to car extract from sawmill

[soft coral]

they were scav village

literally looting around

idk

I enjoy killing people who greed

[marble thicket]

I would be too if it wasnt open.

planty of valuable and gpu spawns

[soft coral]

on woods?

ye in the house

with the tech box

apparently marked circle can spawn them

[gilded path]

wait

is bulgaria in spain

[soft coral]

tho the chance is so low that it might as well be non existant

[soft coral]

?

[gilded path]

damn

he forgor

[soft coral]

I wonder what dogshit will I get from moonshine case

[gilded path]

you should go rest

you are being angry at things that shouldnt make you angry

[soft coral]

?

it was sarcasm

because scav case is gambling

[gilded path]

you should go sleep

enough tarkov for today

[soft coral]

I am beyond the point

there is no going back

[soft coral]

me today on reserve

actually I did not play that many raids

I did like 4

died 2 and survived 2

I want 36

no

I want 37

so I can complete gunsmith 20

and get the KAC QDC

[fallen cloak]

que dee see

if im lucky i can use my computer again tomorrow

my parents decided to pay for all the parts i needed because ive been helping them

i will abuse their kindness and buy a new gpu

[soft coral]

CPU

not gpu

lol

[fallen cloak]

i already have new cpu

bought a 5 5600

[soft coral]

GGGG

ryzen gang

[gilded path]

i do not liek amd

[earnest timber]

Ryzen gang

[fallen cloak]

i like amd as im a livelong contrarian

[stark torrent]

nice

5600 chad

[soft coral]

skill sissue

[sudden estuary]

ryzen gang indeed

[soft coral]

gamble lost

[fallen cloak]

@soft coral whats ur gpu?

[soft coral]

Sapphire 5600xt

okay why does it go to a file

[fallen cloak]

hmm

im thinking abt getting a 6600

i can get one for ~250€

[marble thicket]

W

[marble thicket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKdQCjrd2QQ Take a look at some benchmarks, what gpu do you have now?

[fallen cloak]

vega 56

ive been looking at benchmarks and comparison websites

[fallen cloak]

came out in 2017 and nobodys ever heard abt it

[marble thicket]

vegas were never super popular

[fallen cloak]

yea

tbf they came out at the height of amd driver problems i feel

[marble thicket]

yours is comparable to about a 1070ti/ rx 580-90,

I would suggest a 6600xt atleast for a big upgrade

6700xt if possible

[fallen cloak]

i dont have that big of a budget i just felt that a 6600 for 250 is a steal

[soft coral]

just go for the biggest possible

yeah ofc

[prime cloud]

If it came out at the height of amd driver problems, then it will be terrible with tarkov

I had a rx 570 and tarkov bricked my pc once

💪

[marble thicket]

?

[soft coral]

6700xt fk it go for 6900xt

[fallen cloak]

theyve fixed the drivers by now the card is 6 years old lmao

[marble thicket]

how much would a 6600xt be for you mike

[fallen cloak]

400

[marble thicket]

yikes

[fallen cloak]

yep

[marble thicket]

6700xts are like 300 here used im picking up a ton of cards tomorrow