💣tarkov-released

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i guess not everyone misses their shots with bolties like i do

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wut

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Fuckin desync

We're just bitchin in here

Hi

wb

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hi

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greenvan?

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❤️

im bluevan

or woodskov

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but youre green now

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just wish the mp-18 or 215 had a time to shine

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vpo > mosin

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I'd be fine locking the mosin behind tarkov shooter pt 1

force people to learn before getting the crutch for kappa speedrunners

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i still have not done tarkov shooter 1

sadly

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same

can't be asked too

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i dont have the quest yet lmao

i missing 1 iskra

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this wipe just ain't fun tbeh

But I play anyways

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got lv16 :3

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tarkov b cbt

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its aight

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I finally hit level 26 today

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im bing chilling

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brain is mush

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i have uni

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im kind of glad im not playing as much as i did the last couple wipes tbh

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and assignments

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also i too have uni

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otherwise id no lufe

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I'm a cripple so I no life

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oh fr?

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But I had a funeral to attend so I couldn't be doin that

Ye

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what kind

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tarkov shooter 3 will be fun

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Early onset parkinson's and lung cancer shit that all started showin up when I was 16

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damn

i couldnt imagine

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im amazed youre manging

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I'm alive

vibin

not thriving

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really poggin out here

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but vibin

It's why I challenge run invic and shit

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vibing is important

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wanna be remembered somehow if I die

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its all ✨ vibes ✨

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the only permanent issue i have is that some of my fingers look a bit weird

its tough

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my permanent issue is that im ugly

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cant relate

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i have W rizz

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jk sike

im cute

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🤨

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sometimes

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thats what yo mama told yu

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i line myself

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dw

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aint that the most important

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I got the looks of a landmine that's been rusting on a beach somewhere for 100 years

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its crazy man youre out here doing fuck all thinking its so hard and other ppl are out here struggling to breath

really put things into perspective

im still a bitch tho idc

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wut

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once ya come to terms with your own mortality life opens up to ya

Well

You get used to bein fucked over more

Not that anythin gets magically easier after that

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just to be clear the "you" here isnt referring to anyone specific

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yea its always the same its just a matter of how you react to it

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gn fellas

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i wish you the best my guy

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💗

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gn lad

Been usin this TX-15 for the past few raids

It's been a good time

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ooh

tx 15 wow

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wasn't worth it at all

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didnt think id ever see that

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don't spend money on one

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yea

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120k on flea

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its just an overpriced adar

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110% not worth, but my brain likes it

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thats fair

theres no reason to hoard money

if it was fun it was worth it

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Money is so easy to make

so like

fuck it we ball

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we ball 🏀

i actually do

irl

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Oh nice

I used to fuck around and play soccer but I could never enjoy basketball or football

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i have come to the conclusion that i just like moving around and basketball is kind of my vessel for that

helps that it has a lot of depth to it

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understandable

Marching band was the same kinda vibe for me till I stopped college

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as in you like music?

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Oh yeah, never cared much for the history though

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yeaaa

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Did marching band because I loved playing music, and feeling it due to moving with it

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wait r u american?

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Ye

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aah

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oh also

that adar is almost 300k

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yea music is awesome

WAIT NO WAY

FOR REAL

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yeah

she expensive

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aaaww maaan

wtf

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parts are a bitch on flea rn

want me to assemble a cheaper version?

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last wipe them shits were like 20k

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Oh base adar is cheap cheap

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oh

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but that modded mess is expensive

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i was talkin abt base

how much

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base at 90-100% is 32k

roughly

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thats a steal

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mhm

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100% adar on traders is 50k

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esp with the m855 buff

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ppl really out here still undervaluing the adar

i love it

thanks guys

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Dude I had a guy hand deliver his m4 today

with a full 60 rounder of 995

and a backup 60 full of 855a1

was a good day

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i also feel like ppl kind of underrate intermediate rifle semi auto

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They do

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being able to hit controlled semi on a singular spot at a fast rate is actually OD

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Last wipe me and a buddy beat 2 umps and an RFB in interchange with saiga-9's

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you cant do that with the bigger calibers

ppl dont realize how much they miss /hit arms/stomach

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mhm

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saiga9 is crazy

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and with the overall nerf to late game rounds it'll def matter more

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i cannnot fathom how anyone would be effective with that

its literally just a pistol

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and I'm so so happy people can't get BP super fast

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agreed

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It's a 9x19 but 30 rounds takes a sec

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yea

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and the PCC nature allows you to stay on target better after each shot

just doesn't jump around like a glock or m9

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but dont you just get outgunned by anything

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nope

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youre shooting one of the worst cartridges in the game at semi auto

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anything short of a full auto that immediately pens class 4 I tend to win

even against duos as a solo

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dang

i feel like you just built different

i could never

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Eh

I'm ass with spray control due to shakey hands

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ive tried using the saiga 9 before nad i just ended up dying to scavs

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so I've adapted as things get worse so

Try it out

Cheap as fuck

nobody takes it

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true

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aim for head hit head

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thats the issue

i have worse than subpar head aim

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Hell, people are flea marketing them for 14k

at 100%

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arent they 14k on traders aswell

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it's a fancy pm at that point

16.1k on skier

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except pm actually shoots the worst bullet in the game

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iunno man

9x18 is nasty

sp7/sp8 is insane leg meta

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i feel like more people would be less hesitant to use it if there wasnt so much clutter

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True

So many 9x18 rounds

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kedr is fine

so many of the rounds that have like 1 pen and 1 dmg difference

and its like what the fuck is all of this

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I don't even care for anythin other than sp7/sp8 for the 9x18

Everything else is ass

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yea thats the way to go

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tbh I'm half tempted to run a 45 vector with 45 hydrashok rn

I've got several 33 round mags I've found

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hydrashock is disgusting

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and a lot of hydrashok

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doesnt it have like 90 flesh damage

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And this vector do be sittin here

It's v high

100 flesh

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i just dont like leg meta

it goes against all my habits

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I don't either

But it's the best way to run 45 vector imo

ap 45 is so much better off in an ump or sum

so you can pen visors easy

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fair

im too afraid to whiff the whole mag with guns that have that much rpm

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Just wish they didn't gut 9x19 smg's due to the 9x19 vector

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yeaa

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Point fire knees

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i absolutely agree

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practice with the ppsh and lrnpc

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i like the 9mm guns a lot

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lvl 1 jaeger, can get drums for ppsh

gun go brr

never jams

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but you cant ever use em without feeling like youre crippling yourself

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it's a good time

Mhm

Sadly anything that isn't a 9 mil vector is just ass

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and even then you could argue that the 9mil vector gets outclassed by a ump

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mp5 and mpx are just way too hard to use for the cost

Could, but vector with rip in it will shred your legs before you can get 2 rounds into a visor with the ump

and it comes with 50 round mags

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ive tried drum mag ppsh actually but i usually just end up in a situation where enemies are way too far or behind cover

and then you cant leg meta

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true

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Lemme see if I can highlight one raid I did today

where I killed 6 pmc's on woods with a ppsh mainly

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how the hell

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gotta go find and clip it up

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i feel like you have to play very agressively when utilizing leg meta

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It helps ya learn when to push groups too

And since the ppsh is dirt cheap it doesn't really hurt ya

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hmm

i guess i'll give it another shot some time

all of my biggest Ws last wipe where with the adar

theres something about point firing semis where i just seem to headshot ppl all the time

or hit nothing at all

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Mhm

I wiped a 4 stack with an adar last night, sadly wasn't live so I can't go clip that either

felt very good

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ivee actually wiped a 4 stack with an adar aswell but i wasnt solo

it was on woods in the small shack at the saw mill

wait no not the saw mill

the one south of scav village

lumbermill?

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I was effectively solo, told my buddies I was gonna run off and do my own shit and just counted em all off lmfao

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lmao

true teamwork

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I don't have calls for woods much anymore

play solo too much to care

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i play solo most of the time

i still learned them cuz it helped me remember landmarks

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Fair nuff

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but i really had to brush up on that when i started playing duos

callouts are so tough to get right

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I call em what I call em, and my buddies have just gotten used to it

lmfao

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"hes over there"
"where? " dies

peak communication

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basically my first few wipes in a nutshell

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i get paranoid when my teammates start giving callouts for ppl i cant see lmao

im just like "WHERE IS HE???"

hows your experience with the new audio been?

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horrid

without binural working, we're back to .4 audio

this isn't even a joke

the audio is the same as it was when I first got into the game

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i hope they can fix the binural

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iunno if this'll work

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1704610110

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i heard abt performance issues and what not and just disabled it

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But there's that whole thing

about the ppsh

20 min vid lmfao

was using pst gzh, but the gameplay is basically the same as lrnpc

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oh whats that floating arm band your avatar has?

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just my holo tag

Was gonna have it sync to recent follows/subs/bits but I'm having trouble getting the API to work

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aah

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so for now, it just scrolls my tag

latter half of the fights were that dudes aks that I yoinked lmfao

forgot about that

but that's how tarki works

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thats how tarki works 🕴️

ooh

my god

bro at 2 minutes had no idea

and just got absolutely blasted

he didnt evven turn

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yup

rain

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idk if he didnt turn because of audio issues or because he just accepted his fate

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and I just

walked up

He was new

I think?

Level 2 or 3

Felt kinda bad

but then again, not bad enough bc I took his scope and shit

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its a lesson learned

youre jsut helping him get better 👍

spending 20 years refilling the drum

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yup

takes ages

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yea they have huge negative refill modifiers

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mhm

Only real downside

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4:20

the way you killed the second guy

i would have died here 10 out of 10 times

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I just

ran at him

because he was ass

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ye

but your thorax was red

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no fear

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he realistically only needed 1 hit to kill you

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the ppsh guides

I had no armor either

But he was shooting me with BS

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but bro gets sprayed in the head

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yup

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honestly that dude couldve been me

i am whifflord

is the clip from last wipe?

couldve sworn the meds instant reload doesnt work anymore

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nope

It's from today

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what the heck

i swear ive tried it recently and it just didnt work

wait so

at 6:20 youre like

"know for a fact theres a third in the area too"

but how

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listen for the shuffle

You can hear it

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did not

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That and I wasn't talkin bout the guy behind me

The guy I was saying was the third was part of the original group, and I heard him shuffle when I touched ak guy

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bro is just vibin and filling up the drum

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yup

No fear

If I die I die

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NAH HE TOOK THE IRONS OFF THE MOSIN

PURE EVIL

💀 💀 💀

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Fuck the mosin users

They don't deserve the gun

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LMFAO

THE BRO CRAWLIn

THATS HILARIOUS

naaah

bro thought this was r6

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Man thinks he's solid snake or sum

was really fuckin wild

first time I've had someone try that

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ive never seen someone try to crawl up in tarkov

thats crazy

YE

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fr

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especially because you cant see shit since your head is in the grass

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mhm

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pro tip

you can insta check mags by shuffling them to a different slot

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Ye

But only if they're full

Otherwise

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altho i dont think it gives you the skill xp

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It tells ya shit

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ah

i did not know

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ye

I wiggle em around in my inv

and if it doesn't pop up I middle mouse for a rough idea

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makes sense

i think it depends tho

if the mag has a window you can still get a rough idea by shuffling iirc

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Don't wanna load a mag with 1 bullet in it

Sometimes

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true but you dont rly need to check to know that its gonna take a while since they have the progress circle for loading mags

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True

Shame most mags early ain't got windows tho

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but its better to know for sure

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110%

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you rly pogged off in that clip

i feel like i usually get popped when i get to hesitant and anxious and start super overthinking things

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I just turned my brain off

it's worked well for me in the past

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when i just do i still make mistakes but atleast these are tactical mistakes you can learn from and be like "ah next time i do this"

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oh great the train doesnt make noise anymore lmao

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did you get run over

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Airdrops also don't make noise sometimes

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havent heard an airdrop so far

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sitting here wondering when tf it's gonna depart

out of nowhere the countdown starts

thank god i got in on time lmao

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yup

praise be

the bugged ass audio lmfao

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btw

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neat it went black yet i can still hear in raid noise

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its now taken me from roughly 6 hours ago to now to finish this video about procrastination and adhd thats 20 mins long

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Welp

Guess that checks out

I should sleep

Gn lads, good luck in your raids

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gn

wait

dont you live in america

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yes

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isnt it like daytime

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I've been up since midnight

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ah

fair

goodnight

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get your rest

i relate

[near plinth]

So

i5-7600k

I'm constantly stuttering

mip streaming on or off?

what do you guys reckon I should set it to?

and before you ask, my GPU should be enough, my ram is a little slow and I run the game off an SSD

one without DRAM

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oh what the fuck

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have you considered RAM?

upgrading from 16 to 32 fixed stuttering for me

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off

[low raven]

LMAO

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878020731517149227/1043998261024915627/speed.gif

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Then tell us what they are

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yes.

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"my ram is a little slow" yep there it is

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@brittle sinew gang

green warrior

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Drip

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frfr

my favourite one is either ghost or smoke balaclava

the one with the skull

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ghost

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да.

[glacial stag]

Tan balaclava masterrace

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is shemagh

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Shatap

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make me

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just download ram

[glacial stag]

😳😳😳

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[soft coral]

just download a better pc

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davai tarkov

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BLING 🤑

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why cant we wear those

id buy one every raid JUST for the drip

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constructing jim

very nice :)

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I'm in the irl jim rn

way better

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i probably fucking died on exit

becuase i got fucking 5000 ping

and there was a guy

no i got out

my head was blacked out

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would've been funnier if you got exit camped lmao

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man

with the removal of all these high end armors

people will be running tier 4s

.366 will become even more busted

until they ban that too

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tarkov understander has logged on

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?

I mean

I knew tha

im just waiting for it tto happen

if they dont ban 366 which they will but if not

everyome will run it

[honest citrus]

Finally decided to hate myself enough to do punisher 3

Customs is just a shit tier map

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It is

No one likes customs

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And now for the fun part, punisher 4. I get to be a crack fiend on woods with a shottie

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i got

oneshotted by that

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Everyone just accepts it because they have quests there

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in full korund

in thorax

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yes it does 90 damage lol

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im pretty sure it lost dmg before

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If it pens through ya just die

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after penetrating

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Nah

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aparenttly now it doesnt

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It's still enough to 1 tap through damaged class five

[soft coral]

its just a super strong round

people dont like it cuz the gun kicks harder than a horse on meth

but I love it

aim well and people fall like potato sacks

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think of it as better version of svd

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tbh for the entirety of pun 3 I died 1 time, and ended up killing around 11 pmc's over the course of my 25 scav kills

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even EKo is usable

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or hunter

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was a good time

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flies slow tho

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EKO is a sleeper sniper round early wipe

[soft coral]

I've been using that mainly

its soo good

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It's really solid

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fk 5.45 and 5.56

shit slaps tier 3

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I've been enjoying my adar's and SAG ak's

[soft coral]

sag ak is nice yes

I like it too

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But then again, I'm just a semi auto enjoyer

Fuck full auto

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SAME

🤝

fucking same

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no skill headass

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mwah

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FINALLY

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a kiss

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A friend

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da

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AYYYYYYYY

twins 💅

fk full auto

just learn to aim

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We're also both woods enjoyers

We really do be twins

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frfr

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Tho the real question

do you hunt shturman naked with a 12g shottie

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eko starts to fall short in tier 4 but if its damaged it can still nail people to walls

I didnt hunt shturman last wipe

so I guess no because I never got to it

lol

zb016
enter
3 water filters
wha

[glacial stag]

since ppl were talking about ram speeds at some point

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ouch....

[honest citrus]

Ah I love taking obdolbos and an sj1+sj6 and fucking sending it with a shotgun

Feels great

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crackhead gaming

they should add med addictions

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my prepaining ass could not survive

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If/when they do

I'm gonna be the #1 obdolbos user

I love the shit

Use it every raid

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Is it even good?

[honest citrus]

It's not as bad as people think

30k for a decent stim that lasts 30 mins

with some downsides

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Sounds like a waste of money ngl

I'd spend that 30k on a better loadout

[soft coral]

fucking same

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I rarely premed

Because rarely do I get that close to a foe

Social distancing 😎

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i swear half of them are teammates

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Murderer

Teamkiller

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LMAO

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Absolute monster

[soft coral]

can I get a little help with delivery from the past

please

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look i killed my teammates 3 times

1 was my bad

and 2 other his lights got cut off

so i had to kill him

[soft coral]

please...

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which part

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^

2nd

getting the folder is easy

I hate planting it

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ok sure

[glacial stag]

did you play it when it was a 30 second plant time

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I thnk no I played after they reduced it to like

20?

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Liar

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they made it less?

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ish

something like that bruno

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Just do it

[soft coral]

come help

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Takes like a minute in night factory

Lmao no I'm working out

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ok but if I get a bad spawn and get nailed

I dont want to fucking re-do it

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where

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wdym where

you just said sure

[glacial stag]

get off your phone

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which channel

[brittle sinew]

Texting between sets bro

[glacial stag]

homie...

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Doing ohp rn

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chad

standing or seated

[soft coral]

legendary name this one

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Standing ofc

[brittle sinew]

My ign is Abu Ridhwan

Abu Hajaar was taken 😔

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bruh

[soft coral]

i planted it

but died to a guy who 1 tapped me with x39 HP while moving

and while I was moving too

I was next to gate 3 he was office 1st floor doorway
moved sideways and instant 1 tap

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he was cheating

[soft coral]

most likely

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i got onetapped

didnt even see him

[soft coral]

insane

he just has good gaming socks

[brittle sinew]

whoever I die to is a cheater

Skill issue? Impossible

[soft coral]

its never skill issue

[gilded path]

got desynced

threw impact at wall

died

[soft coral]

certifeid tarkov moment

[honest citrus]

30k is nothing in the long run anyways, and free immunity leveling

Also sorry, meant to respond earlier but I was in raid lmfao

[gilded path]

but why immunity

its kinda useless

[honest citrus]

Nah

[brittle sinew]

I'd spend that 30k on NVG to do night raids lol

[soft coral]

I like night raids

[honest citrus]

I run nighttime woods with no lights

I just, know the map well enough

[brittle sinew]

So do i

It's easy

[gilded path]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/rf34s2/double_barrels_doubletap_fire_mode_is_bugged_and/

[soft coral]

same

[glacial stag]

same

[soft coral]

who needs flashlights anyway

[brittle sinew]

lol

[gilded path]

yeah its old

[glacial stag]

flashlights on nightime

[soft coral]

nvgs*

[glacial stag]

ye there we go

[gilded path]

nvgs is like

30k

[brittle sinew]

Flashlights on nighttime

[gilded path]

t10

[glacial stag]

after 4am its dark but before that you dont need anything

[soft coral]

after 4am....

[brittle sinew]

Ikr these broke asses can't even afford NVG?

[soft coral]

it gets brighter?

[glacial stag]

nah

its like you dont actually play nighttime

[soft coral]

4am where
in the real world?

[brittle sinew]

Bro is a poser 💀

[soft coral]

I can cuz I got skier 2

gaming

[brittle sinew]

Afford =/= Access

Buy that NVG loser

[soft coral]

ye lemm run naked nvgs on factory

frfr

[brittle sinew]

Yes

[soft coral]

I got daily to kill tagilla

bruhh

[brittle sinew]

Ez

Pz

Lemon squeezy

[soft coral]

I'd like to

problem is not getting railed so hard by him as soon as I see him

[gilded path]

ive only saw 1 boss in the whole wipe

that was shturman

got fucked becuase of desync

[soft coral]

I met him once on nighttime factory I was planting my toolsets

[gilded path]

couldnt get to cover

[soft coral]

he came to gate 3 door

and my heart stopped

I love the "feature" where if you're in a group and someone starts it doesnt start for the other

great feature guys

can't play the game not allowed

its realistic

[brittle sinew]

Man I can't wait for the shoreline grind

[soft coral]

oooh same

going to the same location 6922831 times

frfr

[brittle sinew]

Camp at tunnel for 20 min, do all my quests no problem

Ez

[gilded path]

i love

the rsh

[glacial stag]

funny revolver one tap throrax

:)

[soft coral]

gulag a real og

frfr

respect

man

I couldve killed a scav

I had pain effect

FUCK

[honest citrus]

F

[soft coral]

I stole your tag gulag

apologies

[gilded path]

its fine

[brittle sinew]

I always steal tags

[brittle sinew]

I be stealing

[gilded path]

i killed 2 people

with vog

[brittle sinew]

Got that romanian in me

[brittle sinew]

Nice

[soft coral]

granadier moment

no more x39 BP

tarkov will never be same

[gilded path]

4 more

[soft coral]

gg

wp

[gilded path]

head bled out

but i got out

[soft coral]

you were very good bait teammate so I got that ump kid

[gilded path]

i did shot him twice

with revolver

[soft coral]

yes

and then I stole kill secured it

time to get 1 scav

or get nobody and die

we'll be dying a lot more on snoreline
can't wait for that aid fest

1 pmc 0 scavs

okay game

did it

:)

I did it guys

[gilded path]

i have an unhealthy amound of mossins

[soft coral]

mosin good

not the pistol grip mosin 😭

[gilded path]

what

it gives ergo

[honest citrus]

Time to go be a bastard with an adar on snoreline

Gotta pop pmc's for pun pt 4

[soft coral]

I havent even gotten to punisher 1

mainly cuz it took me ages to complete delivery from the past

stupid quest

rengawr is 3 quests away from kappa

what in the fuck....

[soft coral]

sorry friend

fam I go woods for 5 minutes

I only look for splint and es march

......

I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

y'all need keys?

[fallen cloak]

1 bunkable porthouse key please

[soft coral]

heheehe

reserve is OP with all the cabinets

so many keys

enter
loot cabinets
leave with like 10 keys

[soft coral]

this?

what was that bad rep evidence?

how do you not have that

[fallen cloak]

wym

its not a guaranteed drop anywhere

[soft coral]

tru

[fallen cloak]

just hasnt dropped

[soft coral]

but its not particularly rare too

[fallen cloak]

yea this the first time ive ever not had it when i needed it

[soft coral]

I can help you

if you want

[fallen cloak]

yeee

thatd be cool

[soft coral]

wanna go?

[fallen cloak]

holdom

im eatong

[soft coral]

plus I have to mark stupid tankers

2 birds with with one rocket

[brittle sinew]

the fucking lights at my shooting range went out bruh

[soft coral]

why you shooting at the lights dumbass

[fallen cloak]

hello

i am here

[soft coral]

Hi

[fallen cloak]

i have escaped the grasp of my dad

[soft coral]

GRASP

the fk

ayooo

[fallen cloak]

😔

[teal iris]

ivan! ye fok I haven't seen you in a fat minute

hows tarkov going for ye

[soft coral]

is good

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-fire-shut-up-im-playing-game-gif-16272538

[soft coral]

@brittle sinew

rate the drip/flow

[brittle sinew]

Looks like a MWII/BF2042 character

It's alright

[soft coral]

he

he's a gamer

yes.

[marble thicket]

mfw broken stat

[soft coral]

I love it

[marble thicket]

aeug

[fallen cloak]

WAHT Heh heeeelll

hackin

raids arent 50 minutes

he paid bsg for extended raid timer

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925450966063546469/1063030290752221194/8bc371cb8a9bdc414697a579fea007b7.mp4

[fallen cloak]

SSS tier meme

[soft coral]

❤️

[marble thicket]

forgot how much fun the benelli was last wipe

[soft coral]

is fun ye

[fallen cloak]

benni

[soft coral]

ofc we run into 2 chads on fucking woods like 2 minutes into the raid man

fully geared with bastions and 55a1s

like

bro

its woods...

mfs geared up for ww3 out here

[terse pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878020731517149227/1043998261024915627/speed.gif

[soft coral]

true

legit 2 minutes into raid

like chill kids ain't nobody taking kappa from you

[brittle sinew]

I thought you were good at Woods

[soft coral]

fam I had a mosin

with lps rounds

and a tier 3 armor

[brittle sinew]

Skill issue

A good Woods player wouldn't have run into chads in the first place

They'd just fuck off back into the woods, never to be seen again

Or do the longest flank Tarkov has ever seen

[soft coral]

yeah I didn't see them from the hill and the million trees as they spawned

my bad

[brittle sinew]

Don't know the spawns bro?

[soft coral]

cuz we had just spawned on old sawnmill(next to scav village)

[soft coral]

uhm

I do

but...I sort of

have tarkov shooter 1 to do....

so

I was trying to play the game????

maybe?

[brittle sinew]

You knew you were outmatched yet you still got in a fight

[soft coral]

idk what the fk you want from me man

[glacial stag]

did you say that he was near the tree?

[soft coral]

I didnt get IN the fight

[glacial stag]

ivan it boils down to your skill issue

[brittle sinew]

It literally does

[soft coral]

sure

w/e

[brittle sinew]

The only thing to do in a fight where you're outmatched is to break contact

Make sure you have the upper hand despite your shitty equipment

Like the vietnamese

[soft coral]

this is what fucking happened

we spawned old sawnmill

[brittle sinew]

who's who

[soft coral]

I looted some stuff and went up the road

top are the 2 boyfriends

bottom are me and mike

I saw in a bush and saw a scav and aimed when I heard footsteps

like literally 2 minutes into the raid

and I saw them

I shot and I ran

I continued to run and then I got dropped instantly with 55a1

idk waht the fuck you want me to do

[brittle sinew]

Find cover?

[soft coral]

they literally ran past me like 15 meters

I CANT

THERE WAS NO COVER MAN

[brittle sinew]

What do you mean?

Lots of cover in a forest

Microterrain

[soft coral]

I LITERALLY

RAN

the moment I shot I ran

[brittle sinew]

On an open road I assume?

[soft coral]

they didnt see me

no

in the fucking bushes

and I still got dropped

both of them charged me instantly there was no place I can hide

[brittle sinew]

Where did you run to?

[soft coral]

the right side of the road

towards the btr

the armored car

with the gun box

under it

this one

I ran into the bushes

next to it

while fucking running I got dropped

there was simply NOTHING I could do

[brittle sinew]

Oh you should've ran downhill where they couldn't have seen you

[soft coral]

I didnt have time

to run downhill

[brittle sinew]

Or behind a rock

[soft coral]

there was no rock

[brittle sinew]

Zig zag through the trees

you had lots of options man

[soft coral]

they instantly chased me

I DID

AND I RAN

its one of those cases

where there was nothing I could do

cuz they instantly started chasing me

and were right behind me

do you not read

holy fuck people

[brittle sinew]

Fair enough

[soft coral]

its literally one of those tarkov moments

I did run into the dumbass treeline but got dropped as I was running

[brittle sinew]

So let me get this straight, you went for the village correct?

[soft coral]

ty

[brittle sinew]

And the enemy came from the western side of the village

[soft coral]

I went on the rocks up the village

[brittle sinew]

The western forest next to the village

[soft coral]

yes theres spawns there

[brittle sinew]

Mistake number 1

[soft coral]

next to car

I was in a bush

[brittle sinew]

Don't go on top of a ridgeline, rock, etc.

[soft coral]

but I need scav kills

[brittle sinew]

Take another route

[soft coral]

over 40 meters

[brittle sinew]

Maybe don't do woods for that quest lol

[soft coral]

no I need them to be over 40 meters

where else then the hell

[brittle sinew]

I do it on Shoreline

[soft coral]

shorelien

fair

actually good point

[brittle sinew]

There's almost always a sniper scav hanging out at HEP, easy kill

[soft coral]

it was a skill issue but it wasn't my fault that the one time I go nothing but mosin 2 chads will spawn right fucking infront of me and rush my exact position

@fallen cloak what happened even?

[fallen cloak]

i ran

[soft coral]

did you escape mike?

[fallen cloak]

may or may not have headshotted one of them

im still in the raid

[soft coral]

ah

Good luck

it was one of those tarkov moments

when there's very little you could've done

to change the outcome

especially since I'm trying to quest and not fight people

[brittle sinew]

This is also a pretty good spot for doming scavs with a mosin

[soft coral]

I will actually try shoreline

I always do this quest on woods

to combine with other jeager quests

cuz its sort of early-ish

thats why

[glacial stag]

the opps got scavs hanging around blue fence

[brittle sinew]

The opps around blue fence man

[soft coral]

anyway gn

[fallen cloak]

so

i ran away towards sunken village

heard a lot of fighting so i hid

scavs came up to me and i shot them

one of the scavs had a kitted out m4

meaning theres an unlotted chad body nearby

i got detective conan and find the body

epic loot for no free

bro was missing his dogtag though

so someone tapped him saw all that loot and was like na

i just need the tag

[soft coral]

interesting

ah well
ill get em eventuslly

i always do

[fallen cloak]

so now i have a geared up adar that im gonna sell

[soft coral]

gg

did a bunch of quests tho

im happy

even helped mike

with bunkable porthouse

[fallen cloak]

yes

thanks

this the haul

and yes i will sell all of his gear

[marble thicket]

sadge

[fallen cloak]

i mean im keeping the adar i just sold all the attachments that are worth money

[honest citrus]

Issa fun adar