#💣tarkov-released

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rugged stump
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Absolutely terrible area in the map

soft coral
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tru tru

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almost no loot

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the north and east however

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woooo

rugged stump
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If you pmc in woods, just keep a ZB-014 key in your butthole

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You can find a 60 mag there if you lucky

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You need 3 for prapor quest

soft coral
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da

rugged stump
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I just need to find 1 more

soft coral
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craft?

rugged stump
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That one needs to be found in raid

soft coral
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uhm

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the crafted ones ARE

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found in raid

rugged stump
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Really

soft coral
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....

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rav are you drunk

rugged stump
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No

soft coral
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every crafted item is found in raid

rugged stump
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But the quest said it needs to be found in raid

soft coral
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LOL

white lynx
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how does he not know this yet

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AHAHHAHAHHAHA

soft coral
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:I

white lynx
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RAV NOOOOO

soft coral
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actual trkov player

rugged stump
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Wtf this fucking shit game

white lynx
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AHAHHAHAHAHHAH WHY RAVVVVV

rugged stump
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Making me struggle

white lynx
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CRAFTED ITEMS ALWAYS ARE AND ALWAYS WERE FOUND IN RAID

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POOR THING NOOOO

soft coral
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

rugged stump
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Anyways I don’t think you can craft the 60 rounder

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In workbench lvl 1

white lynx
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u can

soft coral
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YOU CAN

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WAIBNDwbi+WA)(Db

white lynx
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lavatory 2

soft coral
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maybe not in 1

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but 2

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eys

rugged stump
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Lavatory?

white lynx
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lavatory is easier to get than workbench

rugged stump
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Alright I’ll check after work

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It’ll make my life easier

soft coral
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ye 2

rugged stump
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This fucking shit game

soft coral
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true

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terrible game 1/10

white lynx
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i cant wait to get back into city and then home

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turn in the crafted gpu

soft coral
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I cant wait to fail more exams

white lynx
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after 100 years

soft iris
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Tbh I'm dogshit at tasks

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It took me like

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I got machinery key a week ago

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i got the watch on a chain last night

soft coral
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gj dude

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youre not dogshit

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we all started slow

soft iris
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I mean I did my first PMC without dying so

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thas gotta mean somethin

rugged stump
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The quests aren’t particularly my favorite, it encourages you to literally “Grab and bolt” all the time, never really allowing you to enjoy the run because you get “Run through” status for doing it

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So I don’t like that, already takes like 7 mins to find a game too

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My kd/survival ratio definitely dropped hard because of dorm quests

soft iris
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I personally disliked how you vould get

soft coral
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for some quests you will have to purposefully drop it

soft iris
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quest keys like machinery key as scav but

soft coral
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cuz your chances of survival will be next to 0

soft iris
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not the watch itself

soft coral
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then the game would be too easy

soft iris
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dont care

soft coral
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everyonw will get quest items as scav

soft iris
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Dont care

soft coral
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well then

soft iris
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Easy for me, don't care if anyone else enjoy it

soft coral
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hmmm

soft iris
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Meanwhile I'm the kinda dude to feel bad about looting a cache infront of a dude so I

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give him my best gun

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Yep totally good at Tarkov

soft coral
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Lol

soft iris
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It's unsurprising that

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I used to play Project Zombiid

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before this

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tbh I have no idea how I went from PZ to GMOD realism and now EFT

soft coral
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it just happens

rugged stump
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Melee is alright, but sometimes I just get tired of it

white lynx
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@soft coral

soft coral
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so

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thats you...

white lynx
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i am the real man

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indeed

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besides i barely use the rfb

soft coral
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you have used it tho

white lynx
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unless i feel like doing it on shoreline or woods

soft coral
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on woods we go bolty

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always

white lynx
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ignore the fact that im lvl 38 and completing this just now

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this is the BEST fence daily ive ever gotten so far into this wipe

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2 3btgs

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are u fucking crazy

soft coral
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for a fence daily this mf is giving to charity wtf

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i get dorm room 203 and a fucking vaz car key from him

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okay

white lynx
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its fine tho knowing my luck ill probs never get un exit in like the next 20 scav raids

soft coral
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yes.

soft coral
white lynx
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2 scav raids, no un so far

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ofc

soft coral
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da.

soft iris
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Trying Woods w/ my friend and

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I dunno man its kinda doodoo trying to do a quest when we get sniped across the map by a dipshit using green tracers and wallhacks

soft iris
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what do these black shadows mean @soft coral

rugged stump
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I just need to find cigs for mechanic and I’ll have enough rep to lvl him up

white lynx
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idk i never get those

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could be a visual bug or smthn

soft coral
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still in beta btw skill issue go buy eod

stark torrent
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i killed these 2 guys in a bush with a thermal scope and they reported me

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added me and told me im hacking

soft coral
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LOL

white lynx
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@stark torrent joci?

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cand se termina

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update-ul

soft iris
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So I ran this AK kit as a

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complete and utter shitpost a few days ago

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Wasn't thinking much of it

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My dumbass forgot thati t has lasers

soft coral
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wrong flashlight

soft iris
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And now I have

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unironically started

soft coral
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this is the one you want to use

soft iris
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I haven't found one of those yet

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I still ain't got the mofuckin

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flea market yet

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I did get Jaeger yesterday though

soft coral
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gjj

soft iris
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But yeah no I've started to unironically use this seriously because the fucking lasers unironically work better than my optic

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Besides, if push comes to shove, I always have 4 flashlights ready to bring down the wrath of pseudo-god in the form of cheap 5.45x39

soft coral
soft iris
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Escape from Tarkov devs watching as I defeat like, 50% of the purpose of the flashbangs with just 4 shitty Glock flashlights like

soft coral
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yes.

soft iris
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pretty sure they don't care though, they do a little trolling

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I found a FAST helmet, had this pure inner joy

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picked it up

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and read its name

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(replica)

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fuck

soft coral
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i mean

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its fun going around with a shotgun with 3 2U flashlights

soft iris
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TBH yeah

soft coral
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"I am the way and the light"

soft iris
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TBH I have no idea if its bad that Im preferring

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using hip fire w/ 4 lasers

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compared to

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i dunno

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aiming down my holographic sight

soft coral
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same shit

soft iris
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all I have of my AK build are the
old ass beta versions I had

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I changed it all to be on my fucking

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AK-105

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but yaeh

soft coral
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move the walter on the bastion

soft iris
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the what

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Oh you mean the optic?

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Yeah no the AK looks

white lynx
soft iris
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entirely different w/ a whole different setu p

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I got some new holographic sight on the Bastion now dw dw

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If Tarkov would not be doodoo RN before I have school, I'd show y'all

soft coral
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....

white lynx
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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how much longer will this fucking update take

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and of course it gets delayed for "approximately 1 hour"

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and its been like 2 more

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or 3

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idk

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im losing my shit

soft coral
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idc much

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i have to study

urban flume
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Reinstall Tarkov VS Keep escaping from Tarkov

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Playtime 2600hrs. server Asia

unborn thistle
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Cope

soft coral
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?

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skill issue

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definitely

soft coral
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so apparently the bramits we have in game shouldnt work with the mosin and its whatever ammunition cuz it will blow off the supressor lol

white lynx
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@soft coral 7 raids no un extract

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funny

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5 hours left on the quest and i gotta extract on that 3 times

soft coral
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hilarious

white lynx
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@meager moss ello buddy

white lynx
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@soft coral 10 raids no un extract

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not a single fucking time

soft coral
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bro how

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I get UN so many times

white lynx
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idk

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legit not a single time in 10 whole raids

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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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I JUST GOT RADAR KEY FROM 95K OFFER

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NO FUCKING WAY

soft coral
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lol

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yeah o can't play as much as i want to

white lynx
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thats the best thing ive ever gotten out of a 95k offer so far

soft coral
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tbh i cant play at all

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I would be able to if i quit uni and found a job lol

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and just started streaming tarkov in my off time

white lynx
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like

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man

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this shit is worth more than 95k lol

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nice scav case

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i opened the scav case and was like "oh, tf? only 3 things?" and the key was unexamined

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i examine it

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"Radar"

unborn thistle
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Rodar

soft coral
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nighttime raids >>> day

white lynx
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12 raids no un

soft coral
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ah thats typical skill issue

stark torrent
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this must be damirka

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ye thats him

white lynx
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damirka

glacial stag
stark torrent
soft coral
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we love damirka

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even tho his skill is equal to the a.i of scavs

soft iris
soft coral
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looks good

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A lot of people hate that vortex sight cuz its a slightly bigger eotech

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but i fucking love it

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that shit is so sexy

soft iris
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Lowkey I just don't know what optic I should use

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Should I bother w/ this

soft coral
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this aint bad

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ye

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its decent

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for a cheap-o reflex

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the circle may get a bit bigger on further away targets

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but otherwise its gucci

soft iris
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TBH I might just hip-fire it preferably

soft coral
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lol

soft iris
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Because of the fact I have 4 lasers

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Am I able to stack aimpoint spacers

rugged stump
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Found GPU, but ti says "not found in raid" why? I found it via pc

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nvm learned i have to survive...

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i died so

soft coral
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lol

white lynx
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brooooooooooo im fucked in the head

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i got the hdd for top secret

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but forgot to hand it in

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💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

soft coral
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.....

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absolute retard

white lynx
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shut the fuck up

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cunt

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sorry

white lynx
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its fine

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i got it again

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cuz i run solo lighthouse with 10 keys up my ass

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just made 650k as a pmc with not even that good of a storage space considering i went for money making

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skill issue

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not even good loot spawns smh

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except for maybe the intel in a jacket

white lynx
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dawg what the fuck

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i just killed 5 whole pmcs in office

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ALL of them in office

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thank god i had a drum mag

unborn thistle
rugged stump
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what a fun map

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Whats with this hatchet meme anyways? How do I get one and is it better than the default knife?

civic cradle
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hatchet meme? think

rugged stump
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I ended up organizing all the needed items for both quests and hideout. Website very helpful. Now I can sell

white lynx
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tf

soft coral
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sheeesh

rugged stump
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god scav killed me

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one shot, if eel bad yo lol

soft coral
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buy eod skill issue

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still in beta btw

rugged stump
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Fuck, i had good loot too

soft coral
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lol

rugged stump
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i just want to be lvl 20, i honestly dont even care anymore

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fucking hell mannnnnn

soft coral
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lol

rugged stump
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Just a little bit more pain

soft coral
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go factory for the rest of the 3k dude

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kill a pmc or two

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or a scav

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and scoot

rugged stump
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But I’ll work on it once I wake up, got no work today

soft iris
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Holy shit Fence

soft coral
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ВТФ

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WTF

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WHAT THAT DOING TEHRE

soft iris
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I HAVE NO IDEA AND I WISH IT WASNT SOLD ALREADY

soft coral
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oh its 36

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yikes

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its been repaired

rugged stump
soft coral
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can we not

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this is tarkov channel sir we hate women

rugged stump
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Morning, yeah you right. factory is exp grind house

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i got extract camped but i had t3 armor on and saved me

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i did panic shoot tho, i evne fucking crouched and still got him lol

soft coral
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gg

rugged stump
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just hit lvl 20, constructing workbench 2 now

soft coral
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ayyyyy

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he did it

rugged stump
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Now I need that asshole Jaegar to be lvl 2 now

rugged stump
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Back doing scav runs

teal iris
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ouch..

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you'll be fine

rugged stump
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spent some time organizing my junk boxes for both quests/hide out item requirements

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i have two other junk boxes filled to the brim, so i've been selling those off during my downtime

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i'm still waiting for my hideout consturctions to be made

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right now ima focus on jaegar quests.... i need this asshole to be lvl 2

white lynx
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pmc

rugged stump
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my boi chonky with 62 kg

rugged stump
unborn thistle
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wtf

white lynx
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i go loot the island, i walk back out with like 45 kg

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then i kill some loaded moron on red stamina right at extract lol

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i saw him on the main road while also extracting, so i let him get ahead of me so i could shoot him in the back

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200 meter kill through a fence

unborn thistle
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Very good

white lynx
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@soft coral i wanna get caps

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alternative option to interchange?

soft coral
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go interchange and loot pcs.

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thats the easiest way

white lynx
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you missed the point

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alternative to interchange

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wait can u craft caps?

soft coral
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anything else is slow

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you can

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with PSU's

white lynx
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oh ill just do that cuz im pmcing on lighthouse and too bored to go scav

soft coral
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go interchange and loot every pc in the back of the stores and offices

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youll get PSU's and caps

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doesnt take long

white lynx
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also i almost got a SBIH on lighthouse but i aimed just at the person's jaw while moving and it hit their arm and fragmented into torso

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cuz bullet dropped a tiny bit + scope is above barrel

soft coral
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interchange scavving is not that bad for pc parts

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also national has a few filing cabinets

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you just need to go where to look

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its not even hard to learn

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go oli

loot oli
go back of oli
then go outside oli through the office area and you go to the goshan office

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simple

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and trust me

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people are bound to miss SOME pc

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or just leave loot

white lynx
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juicy sr25

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lovely repair kit im seeing

soft coral
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lol

white lynx
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btw @soft coral

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i have evolved

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i started going solo lighthouse with actual kits

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for pvp, money making and questing

soft coral
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oke

white lynx
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no map scares me anymore

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when are ur exams btw?

soft coral
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sometime in september

rugged stump
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Is PP ammo worth the 5 hour wait over PS?

glacial stag
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You can buy pp for very cheap from prapor

rugged stump
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buying it is also 3x the price of ps

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i'm not exactly swiming in roubles yet. i'm only at 1.5 mil atm, i'm out of town so i'm not playing on a good pc

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this laptop isnt exactly a gaming one, its just my work laptop i used to boot up tarkov for just flea stuff

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lol

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probably worth the buying price

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i'll just buy pp ammo

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i'm learning the ammo types, before i was just running with whatever ammo i had saved up

soft coral
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PP is worth buying

soft iris
white lynx
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the booze

soft coral
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fr fr

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now sell it

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cuz at this point there isnt much else you can get from them

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atleast i think you have most the anoyying quest items by now

stark torrent
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holy balls

white lynx
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@stark torrent joci?

white lynx
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missed the headshot again bruh

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💀

charred lynx
soft coral
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or just upgrade stash e

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z

charred lynx
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Eod with four full thicc cases. Lol

soft coral
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so much equipment

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only to be never used

charred lynx
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People just need to kill me. I use it as needed

soft coral
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i dont see no point in stockpiling equipment

charred lynx
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My biggest problem is literally not dying and having my stash full up lol

soft coral
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weird flex

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but ok

charred lynx
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🤷🏻 I’d rather have gear than roubles

soft coral
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ima let you in on a secret

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you can buy the gear with roubles

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crazy i know

charred lynx
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You do you. I was just commenting on a use for moonshine really lol

soft coral
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sure

soft coral
stark torrent
soft iris
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thanks fence

soft iris
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also working on the AKM (flashbang edition)

soft iris
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its ready. sinister

stark torrent
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Grenadier was changed from 12 Kills to 8 Kills now

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jeez , thanks nikita, 2 months too late

glacial stag
nimble dagger
white lynx
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NOW I NEED 6 MORE

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instead of 1000000

soft iris
rugged stump
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Ah yes the x400 flashlight

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So bright I can’t even see my Enemy lol

soft coral
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exacly

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thats the entire point

soft iris
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I mean, if I can't tell where they are when I aim at them

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How could they possibly tell where i am when i aim at them

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besides, if I bring that shit to night time, I can turn the map into day time

rugged stump
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He dropped some good stuff

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Jesus, wtf is this rifle

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i feel like i just killed landmark or something

rugged stump
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unfornately id ont have alot of time to play today 😦

rugged stump
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fug, i didnt survive the dorms quest. I was so close to surviving to

rugged stump
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oh noooooo fug i'll do this dorms thing tomorrow

rugged stump
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I enlarged my butthole, I also finished Chemical part 2 and Shaking up the teller, both dorm quests 😄

rugged stump
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I was about to call it quits and ask for help too.

soft coral
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now he can fit even more things up his ass

soft coral
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bruh granadier down to 8 kills

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fk you bsg

stark torrent
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rly

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like 2 months too late bitchkita

soft coral
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skill issue buy eod

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streets soon

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no sneak peak we want it to be suprise tho it will release when ready

crystal musk
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fuckin hate solo anxiety

soft coral
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git gud skill issue still in beta btw
buy eod

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streets soon

crystal musk
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i will not buy eod

soft coral
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still in beta btw

crystal musk
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I am fully aware

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I have been playing since like 2020 or 2021

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Im very very aware of these facts

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I know my life would be easier if i had eod, but i chose to suffer

rugged stump
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🙂 another quest done

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Now I gotta do these stupid jaegar quests so I can advance my hideout stuff

quartz jackal
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Why does there exist a tarkov section in a frickin stalker server 😩

rugged stump
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Both revolves around Ukraine since you can safely assume Tarkov is “Ukraine”

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Err Kharkiv, but that’s a whole can of worms

white lynx
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why would u care crystal

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this is a chat for men

quartz jackal
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And i can't ask? Damn
As if that was any of your business anyway smhhh

white lynx
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yes u cant

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shoo

quartz jackal
rugged stump
white lynx
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such as the health system

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twrkov has such an infamous health system

quartz jackal
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Welll that i actually never knew

white lynx
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tarkov*

rugged stump
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the major difference is no mutants and the recoil on Tarkov is just... well i'm sure you know already

quartz jackal
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Yeah...kinda, heh

white lynx
rugged stump
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its not exactly he most realistic, but i understand why the devs did it. It's to make the buckets full of attachemnts seem meaningful

quartz jackal
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Yes. They sure did

rugged stump
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Despite Tarkov being a more modern game, Stalker still runs better despite literally running with strings

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and 300 mods

quartz jackal
white lynx
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ye its made after tarkov

rugged stump
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yep, I even play stalker with the magazine system on

quartz jackal
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I wish heh!

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I wish i could play any of both games rn lmao

rugged stump
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i'm waiting until gamma is more stable with the new anomaly update

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plus its my first time playing tarkov, so why not. its online so you feel a bit of progression

quartz jackal
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Yeahhh seen what they did in anomaly

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Vanilla fixes, melee range decrease, etc.

rugged stump
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so far i like gamma alot, i liked how Grok added the whole "Base crafting" system. beats always to be in rostok as loner

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now i can have multiple bases without stressing so much

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running back and forth to rostok

quartz jackal
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Wait so he added new extras into the crafting systems again?

rugged stump
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not that i know of, but i just found out about the systme like a week ago

quartz jackal
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Hey a lil tipp

white lynx
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i just dislike how random and inconsistent the melee is in tarkov

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@rugged stump ever tried meleeing someone?

rugged stump
white lynx
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sometimes an antique axe/swing can bounce off of someones bald ass head (happened to me but i still killed him) and other times a RR can 1 tap through altyn

quartz jackal
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Use some tools
You'll be able to use them outside of everything and it's basically a portable workbench!!

white lynx
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rr stands for red rebel btw

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the icepick

rugged stump
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also i hoard like hell

quartz jackal
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Yeah i get that lol

rugged stump
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so i always run back and forth lmao

quartz jackal
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Oh me too

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Really just

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Usual stuff

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Hoard until you get like

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The stuff you need

rugged stump
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i also hoarded alot of guns

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now i just try to limit the stuff i carry becuase the more items i hoard

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the slower the location of my stashes are

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so i rather have a smooth experience than deal with slowdowns

white lynx
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btw @rugged stump idk what gear u use but

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my average kit in tarkov is over 25 kg

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all the fucking time

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so ur gonns reach that point

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gonna*

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one day

quartz jackal
rugged stump
rugged stump
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its dark as hell so i just throw some of my light sticks on the floor

quartz jackal
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well same

rugged stump
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now i can set up a bench next to his

quartz jackal
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It's the most useful thing to do

rugged stump
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next to the fire, so when npcs come to chill. i dont feel lonely lol

quartz jackal
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Lol

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Sweet

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Wait can't u now set up a base somewhere?

rugged stump
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yeah you can make that work bench and stash boxes anywhere

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i wish you can make it likefallout 4 and setup an outpost or whatever

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but baby steps

quartz jackal
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Xd

rugged stump
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have NPC followers just stay there

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and keep it safe from attacks

white lynx
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why is stalker convo in tarkov

quartz jackal
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Well..more then tarkov

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Ha

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Anyway-

rugged stump
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it is what it is

quartz jackal
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Indeed

white lynx
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for ivan to complain

soft coral
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^^

quartz jackal
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Lol

stark torrent
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Kharkiv and Tarkov are only simillar in Name cause they are of russian origin, nothing more

stark torrent
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also for Ivan to complain

quartz jackal
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Lel

soft coral
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Also literally escape from pripyat exists sooo

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yeah.

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even anomaly server have a tarkov channel

stark torrent
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its ok to have more channels so people dont flood one channel with irrelevant stuff

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like imagine if ivan would tarkov the general chat

soft coral
#

exactly

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I'd be perma banned instantly tbh

stark torrent
#

Guys, i found a Gauss Rifle from a Dead Monolith

Cool but doesnt compare to me finding 500k worth of loot in a stash in woods , but of course there was a player at the bunker for some reason , like why.....WHY ARE U EVEN THERE MAN?

soft coral
#

by aldo

soft coral
#

hm?

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dirty camper

white lynx
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i dont mind light complaining but oh my god when ivan goes on a rant idk if i wanna kill him or myself

soft coral
glacial stag
quartz jackal
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Ohhhh

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Oh ok

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Got it 👌

soft coral
#

crystal finally understood

rugged stump
#

What do you guys think of MW2’s DMZ mode? I heard it’s supposed to be like Tarkov lite

soft coral
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dont care

rugged stump
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The way gameplay cod has now, I wouldn’t play it. It’s going to be too fast, warzone lite

white lynx
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cool

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first raid after 4 days

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i die to a hacker

soft coral
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skill issue

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definitely

white lynx
#

ok im done with tarkov for today

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second raid i die to a 5 man going to island

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and next raid

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i fall from 5 meters cuz of desync

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and die

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with 500k in my backpack

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and 2 quest items

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im probably gonna get my gear back but not all the loot inside the bag

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unless...someone decides to go southern road at 4 minutes

crystal musk
glacial stag
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how does someone even get ukraine simp from those messages 😭

rugged stump
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learning interchange

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doing a bit of offline raids

unborn thistle
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Absolute madlad

rugged stump
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I got my kills on Office areas in Factory done, Final kill was a gigachad lvl 33

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I just need 2 more quests

rugged stump
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hmm i think once i unlock jaegar 2, i have to learn reserve instead of interchange

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i see alot of quests here in reserve

soft coral
#

rav evolving

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im happy to see him get better

rugged stump
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👍🏾

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Thanks for the support homies

soft coral
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always

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💗

white lynx
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tf

soft coral
#

?

white lynx
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idk ive never seen that item before

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too bad its useless 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

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ill keep it tho

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super rare

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or is it rare?

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idk

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found in raid tho

soft coral
#

lol

unborn thistle
crystal musk
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Ahh, yes. We are back

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The Tarkoving shall continue

soft iris
#

keep or sell

soft coral
#

keep for what?

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youre pretty much never gonna see the GL from the goons

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just sell it

soft iris
#

alr

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I also have

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a singular

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40MM HE

soft coral
#

which one?

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this ?

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keep for crafting vog-25 if you have not done granadier

soft iris
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It's the uh

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American one

soft coral
#

ah

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sell

white lynx
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BRO

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I JUST

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I JUST SHOT A NAKED DUDE 3 TIMES IN THE CHEST WITH M80S

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AND I DIE TO 3 SHOTS FROM 9X18 PBM

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HOW THE FUCK DID I DIE TO NAKED KEDR GUY

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HOW DOES HE SURVIVE THAT?????????????????????????

soft coral
#

uhh da

white lynx
#

fucking retarded game

white lynx
#

ok fuck tarkov for today

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next raid

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i die on spawn

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to 4-man

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i killed 1 of them

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lol

soft coral
#

lmao

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the duality of a tarkov player

soft coral
#

the 2 chads in dorms

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be like

fallen cloak
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least ergonomic m4

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to be clear this isnt mine but i did get 2 kills in raid with it

soft coral
#

no supressor

fallen cloak
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yea you cant put a supp on it if youre using the jailbrake muzzle device

unborn thistle
fallen cloak
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kekw

soft iris
#

I'm having an emotional breakdown because of this

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This shit cost 100k to load

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sorry im getting my facts wrong

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50k for the mag

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50k to load

unborn thistle
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50 seconds to die

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Or miliseconds dunno

glacial stag
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Valid build to go into labs with since firing random ass bursts on a unsilenced m4 makes one sound like a cheater

rugged stump
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Shame that the "Aimpoint Pro" optic is pretty damn expensive, 30k roubles

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when i can get a Eotech holosight for like 22-25k sometimes cheaper on flea

soft iris
#

holy AK, batman

rugged stump
#

ayooo

fallen cloak
#

74 🤢

soft iris
#

I love to larp on Tarkov

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this is somehow the worst and best 100k+ I spent

#

Someone remind me next time to not impulse buy

soft iris
#

Do you keep tactical clothing from Ragman after wipes

fallen cloak
#

na

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some of them do provide tangible tactical advantages

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because of camo

fallen cloak
soft iris
#

TBH I just want the plaid

soft iris
#

update: im a fucking psycho

rugged stump
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I figured the ak74u would be bad since it’s not really suited for long distance

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Since the maps are pretty big

abstract marlin
rugged stump
#

WHy is there so many low levels in Factory?

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I run into like lvl 3-14s constantly

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bots?

soft coral
#

just doing quests

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not all people start playing when the wipe starts

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not everyone is a chad like you rav

soft coral
#

@stark torrent

stark torrent
#

what were those

soft coral
#

mangum fuckshot

stark torrent
#

oh shit

#

one of those smol fuckers deal 50 dmg lmfao

soft coral
#

it's smaller than 8.5

soft coral
#

he has a few different variants

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there's birdshot too

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they're like 1/2mm big

#

they're tiny

#

the shotgun my grandpa has is apparently russian too

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but it's been welded

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so it can't be fired

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Hop on woods

unborn thistle
# soft coral

Hide those before Crysal thinks they are berries and attempt to eat.

soft coral
#

LMAO

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@quartz jackal

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look berries

quartz jackal
#

? Where?

soft coral
#

up there

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scroll

quartz jackal
soft coral
#

no it's berries

quartz jackal
#

They don't have natural colour

soft coral
#

they're delicious

#

try one

quartz jackal
#

Yeah mmmm lead

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Time to get my brain fixed

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Oh wait no that doesn't work

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Dummy -3-

soft coral
#

nah is berries

#

you loose

unborn thistle
soft coral
#

i don't see anything

quartz jackal
#

Time to ask google

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Oh also.

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I noticed the metallic shine on one of the bullets

unborn thistle
#

That's lube

quartz jackal
#

Lube is like vaseline blyat

unborn thistle
#

It's edible

quartz jackal
#

Why does that make a difference

unborn thistle
#

It's edible

quartz jackal
#

Mk

unborn thistle
#

You can't eat vaseline

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You spread it through your broken leg

quartz jackal
#

They both look the same

unborn thistle
#

It fix

fallen cloak
unborn thistle
quartz jackal
#

Ok.

fallen cloak
#

what bro

soft coral
#

use cooking oil instead

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they're so small

#

tldr

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12 gauge is small

fallen cloak
#

compared to what

soft coral
#

idk

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i thought they'd be bigger

fallen cloak
#

pistol calibers are def smaller than that

#

intermediate rifle catridges aswell

soft coral
#

no shit

unborn thistle
#

Comparing shotgun shells with calibers and cartridges fr

soft coral
#

fr

fallen cloak
#

fr

crystal musk
#

add a bullet to the end of that

#

and its the same diameter as a 50

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width

soft coral
#

coincidence?

#

I THINK NOT

crystal musk
#

you can fit and fire a 50 in a 12 btw

#

not very well though and not safely

soft coral
#

if god didnt intend for that he would not have made the calibers match

low iris
#

I gotta ask when will i get the beta invitation

#

Cause its been a day since i bought the game

rugged stump
#

5 mins now... on my pmc

low iris
#

Can you believe it guys? Tarkov in a week?? I cant be more happier for this information!!! Tarkov in 7 days??? Yippiee!!!!

rugged stump
#

PLEASE, I JUST WANT THESE MOSIN KILLS

low iris
#

Use a obrez

rugged stump
#

and.... i got kicked back to main menu

rugged stump
#

having bad luck in woods today... Couldn't get 4 kills far enough for the jaegar quests

#

Ii'm considering dropping this quest for now and focusing on the daily

rugged stump
#

1 more quest

quartz jackal
#

Gl

rugged stump
#

Just gotta kill 20 scavs

#

Ima do it all in customs

rugged stump
#

Fuck

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i found a tank battery but i died

rugged stump
#

Can 5.45 PP ammo pierce a helm 1 shot? Either I’m missing or that helm is doing overtime

#

MY GENERATOR IS STILL ON

rugged stump
#

Fucked around too much by pvping all the time.

low iris
#

am i supposed to forget about tarkov until like next monday

#

cause now that im waiting for the beta invitation its gonna take a year

#

for a week go by

soft coral
#

it shouldnt

rugged stump
#

Back to doing budget runs again, too many chad runs and i'm sub 500k again

fallen cloak
#

idk if yall remember but there was a time where i complained about the mutant not using the bolt release that ARs typically have

#

well turns out the mutant doesnt actually have the bolt hold open so it doesnt have a bolt release either

white lynx
#

im losing my mind

#

because of this game

soft coral
#

arent we all

white lynx
#

just lost all of this to someone laying down in grass

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with 2 mins left

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on the map

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not even at extract

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7.62 bp of course

#

one shot me through that rig

#

i am literally losing my mind

soft coral
#

hes turning into past me

white lynx
#

i am literally going to jump out my window

#

im going fucking insane

soft coral
#

calmest
most same tarkov player

soft coral
white lynx
#

im not gonna survive like he did tho

#

thankfully

rugged stump
#

ah ha....

soft coral
#

minor skill issue

stark torrent
exotic vector
#

I call hacks

rugged stump
#

Jaegar 2 now

#

7 hrs for water collector…

#

We progressing Boyz

#

Now I need to get prapor lvl 3 for more hideout progression

rugged stump
#

apparently theres an Alarm in reserve for some reason, does something happen if it goes off?

soft iris
#

I got jumpscared by a Russian (this is the POV of my friend that I play Tarkov with)

rugged stump
#

He ded

soft iris
#

Yo sometime tomorrow are any of yall up to play Tarkov with me (an absolute fucking noob at the game)
I'm still doodoo at playing PMC so
yknow

#

yeah

rugged stump
#

Eu or NA

rugged stump
#

Dat feel when you sell a weapon with only 50% durability on flea for full price

unborn thistle
rugged stump
#

true pain

#

i want the red rebel pick for easy reserve runs

#

I guess i should start hunting sturman

glacial stag
soft coral
#

shturmy❤️ stalkerpeepohappy

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biggest hacker in all of tarkov

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After goons

rugged stump
#

pain

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hopefully i get some easy ones

unborn thistle
#

Godspeed

soft coral
#

satanslow

unborn thistle
soft coral
#

ty

soft iris
#

Just know I'm typically not home from 7:00 AM to 1:45-4:00 PM (EST)

west ice
#

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soft coral
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ok but when are you gonna find some bitches instead

white lynx
#

5.5k xp as a scav

rugged stump
unborn thistle
#

Nop

rugged stump
#

Aww

unborn thistle
#

No progression in scav run

rugged stump
#

Why even have that then lmao

unborn thistle
#

Because you can find good stuff and not worry about losing shit

rugged stump
#

I mean the exp at the end

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Why even show that lol

unborn thistle
#

Because it can

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I dunno

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ask nigita

soft iris
#

I thoughy there was something about like

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Leveling up your scav

soft coral
#

that also doesnt do anything

#

its in the game because in the future (IN THE FUTURE kekw YEH RIGHT kekw )

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they plan on adding all the factions right

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scavs/bears/usecs

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and maybe more

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and instead of pmc

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youll be playing as a scav

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with your own stash and level

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thats why its there

stark torrent
#

approx 3 months later into the wipe

#

???????????????

#

where is it

soft coral
#

lighthouse expansion guys

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its here

#

lightkeeper is literally supposed to be out right now

#

all we got is the shittiest marked room by far and some boxes

#

👏

stark torrent
#

cant wait to get insane loot on the lighthouse expansion bro

player scavs that spawned in already on the island : jermasus

soft coral
#

oh ye

#

another reason i dont touch shithouse

stark torrent
#

like BSG just gutted the thing

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absolutely destroyed it

soft coral
#

wasnt it shit in the beginning"?

stark torrent
#

oh noo man , it was stacked

#

i looted it once, i got 2 golden eggs, 1 btc and 1 roler

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but it got nerfed like 5 days later, they dropped it form 40 uses to 10 and also nerfed the loot

#

so now its dogshit

soft coral
#

lol

#

cant wait to play on a scav account and shoot pmcs with my 50 dura sks which jams every 2nd shot

#

Because different factions

stark torrent
#

cant wait to be killed by scavs because igonlik does 37 flesh dmg

#

meanwhile buckshot scav

#

VALIHUY S0SA

soft coral
#

shoots with toz

#

head,eyes

stark torrent
#

2 blacked limbs, heavy bleeding , pmc coughing like mad

soft coral
#

rest in skill issue

stark torrent
#

its not the AI , u are just trash at the game - redditor

soft coral
#

just dont get hit

#

lmao

soft iris
#

Anyone here wanna hop on Tarkov and play with me, a man who is officially dogshit at Tarkov?

soft coral
#

i cannot

#

i have exam tomorrow

stark torrent
soft coral
#

i have 3 actually

#

but at different dates

#

ill probably fail 2 cuz i didnt study for them

#

i only want to pass the easiest

#

the others

#

eh

stark torrent
#

what2 bruh dont do that

#

get 5

#

or whats the passing mark

soft coral
#

3 is minimal passing mark

#

but problem is

#

i have latin exam

#

and i need 50 sentances in latin

#

and i dont have them

#

so basically i go unprepared

stark torrent
#

shit

soft coral
#

no shit

#

fr

soft iris
#

my friend raged too hard at Tarkov and nearly broke his desk

#

He's not playing Tarkov again til the next wipe

rugged stump
#

was he a new player or something?

#

I'm still pretty new so i'm gettign used to the reserve map, still doing scav runs until i'm comfortable.

soft iris
#

Notike, level 50 gigachad but,

#

He's been playing longer than me

soft iris
#

@rugged stump You up to hop on EFT?

rugged stump
#

Add me though

#

I'll be on either later tonight or tomorrow

#

its pretty hot weather so i avoid playing games while i have the AC on

soft iris
#

alr bet

#

Are you the level 23 player @rugged stump

rugged stump
#

yeyeye

#

first wipe

soft iris
#

nice

#

I'm unfortunately level 8

rugged stump
#

all good, we can help do your quests

rugged stump
#

So helpful

#

i started organizing what i needed to keep and what to sell