💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

its fascinating

hm

got head jawsed the moment i peeked some kid with a pistol

interesting

fucking audio dude i couldnt figure out if he was 2nd floor metal or 3rd floor cat walk

ffs

it sounded like he was on both floors at the same time

0 height difference in audio

pistol players are scary man

fkers randomly 1 tap you

somehow

pov:

you try to be a factory chda

kids running m4s and shit

ye youre good

cant even kill me with tht ROF

2 kids with vektors camping in fucking office bruv

are you for real?

i aint playing in that lobby i just dipped out

[fallen cloak]

i do be getting headshot a lot tosay

today*

[soft coral]

getting headshotted or getting headshots?

[fallen cloak]

the former

[soft coral]

idk but these 2 kids couldnt kill me

and the 3rd guy who was next to dead scav also couldnt kill me

i just ran way

imgine

[fallen cloak]

i got headshot by shrap 10 earlier 💀

at like 20m

[soft coral]

kekw

[fallen cloak]

p90 is actually super cheap to run rn btw

[soft coral]

no ss190s

and im not going for leg met

[fallen cloak]

i have em

[soft coral]

i dont

[fallen cloak]

and sb193 and l191 arent too shabby either

[soft coral]

cheap to run doesnt apply to everyone sir

also i think i unrionically killed a guy who didnt hear me because of the trash audio

[fallen cloak]

never said it does

[soft coral]

i was right behind him on the stairs

and he was casually walking

non challantly

[fallen cloak]

audio has been noticably worse this wipe

in terms of bugs

in my personal experience atleast

ive had way too many instances of literally no audio

people shooting at me from like 20m distance with no gunshot sounds

silencer or not that makes no sense

[soft coral]

One raid i cant tell where the guy is (under or bellow me) the 2nd raid i casually sneak up on guy without him hearing me at ll

them stairs mn

[fallen cloak]

yea stairs are extremely fucked

[soft coral]

mike why you no wanna go duo men

[fallen cloak]

i duo

with fox

[soft coral]

why no me

what did i do to you

[fallen cloak]

hes my wife i dont duo anyone else

😳

[soft coral]

dmn

[fallen cloak]

i do wanna do some solo raids again tho i feel like im gettin too comfortable

[soft coral]

game plz give tnk battery

[fallen cloak]

n0

ss190 also do be cheaper than .45 ap and 6.3 ap

get ur pk3 and run p90s gang 😎

i do find it so strange that the mp7 and p90 turn into budget guns when you dont bother with the silencer

with traders high enough

[soft coral]

HAHAHA

bro

i got nailed by tagila

and ofc i had my painkiller on and my guy started limping ok

4 HS

DO YOU NOT DIE

ammo used 16

hit count

46

like wtf is that boss bro

pretty much unloaded my mag into him and hes like nah

ima 2 shot you with ap-20s and live

ok buddy

aaah his head has 100hp

no wonder

balanced boss

OOOF

im one fat bitch

gaah damn

bro fucking factory man

this map

kekw

IM HAVING FUN IN TARKOV THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

love how fast everyone dies in factory

map feels empty

wp to the guy tho he aimed for head level which one should when using assault rifle

problem is he was using FMJ

[fallen cloak]

gaminq

[soft coral]

true

i think i forgot to loot a player in glass hallway

woops

[maiden jay]

ah

indeed you have

[soft coral]

I did yes

[stark torrent]

actual janitor

cleaning up the factory

[soft coral]

just doing my job sir

stil tho

only 1 pmc sadge

everyone else died instantly kekw

they cleaned themselves

[stark torrent]

PMC : I gotta escape Tarkov

Also ur PMC : Has to go to the most dangerous places in Tarkov in order to escape

Jaeger quests:

[soft coral]

oh

i died from a pixel perfect shot from mosin dude

ok

sure buddy sure

heady eyes

i should have rushed him

that was very sus

im not so sure about that one chief

mosin players are always sus

head tapping you when they shouldnt

im not so sure about that one my dude

when you buy 23 bandages insted of 3

well im set for days

he can have my vektor

[stark torrent]

u always think ,he has a boltie , he only gets 1 shot

and then u are back to the lobby

hmm

is everyone trickshoting here

[soft coral]

he has 5

but long time between them

right peeks are blanced

[stark torrent]

yeah but if u dont rush him after the 1st shot its ur fault

[soft coral]

2 more pmcs for dily

and i get 30

[stark torrent]

keep up the grind brother

i wanna get to 35 to get the thicc case

😢

[soft coral]

done

now we loot

nvm

1 more scv HS

I HAVE TO DO IT

[stark torrent]

200k stash value scav players when a PMC asks them to extract togheter

[soft coral]

done

very noice m8

killed poor dude with tt tryina do his pistol quest

i feel bad

30!!!!!!!!!!

@stark torrent WE GOT IT

MECHANIC 3

WORK BENCH 3

DOING YOUR MOM 3

[stark torrent]

gg , time to spend all that 10 mil on hideout now

[soft coral]

no problemo

aha

:D

gonna have to do more factory

it shall be done

people will die

people will get hurt

there will be violence

but it WILL BE DONE

[stark torrent]

oh yeah good luck

[soft coral]

I have rgns

daaaa

go in with a single nade as to not waste them

nade someone

if fail

extract

lol

soon

[stark torrent]

get a vog 25 and an rgn , if u get a shit spawn, wait a bit for 2 people to have at it then sneak in and throw it

[stark torrent]

yeah that shit got expensive af with those military flashdrives

[soft coral]

I am so rich

I bought

ALL

!!!!!!!!!

fuck you gon do about it

bro

so much progress man

im happy

[soft coral]

kinda funny how the first trader you can get to level 4

is jeager

lv 33

kekw

[fallen cloak]

i hate interchange i hate interchange i hate interchange i hate interchange

[soft coral]

lol

what lighthouse scav runs do to a mf

[stark torrent]

forgetting to empty stash before going in a scav run on lh

pain

[soft coral]

my stash has space

sounds like a you problem

[stark torrent]

animal

[soft coral]

shhhh

SHHHHH

[glacial stag]

Ivan how many scav and pmc raids do you even have

[soft coral]

ive been in raid for a total of like

1 hour maybe

[soft coral]

a couple

[glacial stag]

What about the scav raids doe

Any remembers?

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-hiding-oops-im-out-im-leaving-gif-15737413

[soft coral]

rn im literally watching klean and waiting for my scav cse to arrive

then i put a moonshine one and go bed

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/cLOiJuTGygg

any more fun voice lines interacting with each other?

[crystal musk]

bro hit the pmc dab on his way out

his leg disappeared

[rugged stump]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/wdj8hh/i_am_a_game_developer_and_want_to_share_some/

[rugged stump]

note to self as scav, PMC players are usually fatter

at least i killed one of them

[warm echo]

ey tarkov devs

gimme a fuckin pipe bomb or a moltov.

so i can scav like a real scav.

[unborn thistle]

How about a

Ratbomb

[warm echo]

I just throw a really stinky cheese at you and you get swarmed by my brothers.

[unborn thistle]

Now that is ratbomb

[rugged stump]

honestly could be a streamer item

[warm echo]

https://tenor.com/view/wallace-and-gromit-crackers-gif-6319672

da cheese rommit' ev'e forgotin da cheese

[soft coral]

i can comfortably say i will soon become the real toxic factory gamer

[warm echo]

[soft coral]

❤️

ive ruined a lot of peoples raids knowing ive blasted em

but mostly

i clean factory of the other toxic kids

with umps and kektors

[warm echo]

I just run in with flechette a single pain med and a short barrel double

Ez pz

Least it was last wipe before they changed flechette availability

[soft coral]

ez pz isnt always ez pz cuz sometimes even with the doubleshot they can tak hits

thats why i dont run double barrel

plus if you miss

youre fucked

and people know how to abuse someone using DB

[stark torrent]

good god

[soft coral]

moonshine?

or intel

[stark torrent]

shine

[soft coral]

lets go hunt tagila men

[soft coral]

[unborn thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-happening-gif-23353691

[soft coral]

man i want to do some sniping on woods with the buddies

how organized tho

beautiful

[glacial stag]

Tarkov is on sale from the third to the sixth

Every edition 15% off expect eod which is 20% off

[soft coral]

fuck eod

real chads have standard

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22469622

me when shoreline quests

and im only at the beginning

theres god knows how many more from PK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[stark torrent]

sadly the game is expensive af even with the reduction

like holy shit they ask for VAT that is extra 10 euros for me

insane

im thinking of getting prepare to escape and eod even later , maybe in winter

but idk

[soft coral]

ew eod

cringe

[glacial stag]

What are you paying with tho? Iirc its less with debit than paysafe for example

[stark torrent]

yeah i pay with my card

its 9.85 eur

VAT alone

[glacial stag]

Ah and still 10 euros

Splendid

[stark torrent]

so for me its 75 EOD + 9.85 VAT so thats almost 100 eur

for tarkov

kekw

[glacial stag]

Tbf getting arena and the promise of all dlcs with eod make it worth it

[soft coral]

imagine arena bro

[glacial stag]

But god knows when the dlcs come out

[soft coral]

just go play CoD at that point

[stark torrent]

somewhat, i keep myself in check cause we still talk about BSG that kind of lack in many aspects

including development

[glacial stag]

Ye exactly

[stark torrent]

liek nikita promising us Streets this year

with arena and current bugs tarkov has now

i dont see where the progress is gonna be made in this time

im weary

[glacial stag]

Remember lighthouse in raid trader?

Me too :)

[stark torrent]

yeah he said he wants to add it during an event, but if he adds it halfway through the wipe ( so in 2 months) its gonna be such a waste

cause rn , this wipe bought little

and got stale

[glacial stag]

Ye, i would have Expected them to add him last wipe with the bigass mid wipe event and them trying to reset the economy tho

[stark torrent]

i think they actually tried but realised there were alot of players (like me) who didnt pay 1 single rouble to scav case so i kept my 100 mil intact

i got lucky, i was in vacation anyway during the no trader event

and i also had my stash full of shit so i didnt care

tho for some reason, chads were running mosins and class 3 again

[soft coral]

mfw reserve at night

[stark torrent]

bullets were literally worth more than a kill

[soft coral]

loot galore

[stark torrent]

big bag , a few good keys , get out with millions while people sweat their blood for bunker

like fuck bunker, i only killed 1 raider out of 5 for quest so far, they barely spawn again

[soft coral]

imagine going bunker

[stark torrent]

its so bad that people dont even loot it there, they go in , turn power, see no raider, go reset

they leave the bunker untouched

helped with the flashdrives i guess cause there are tons of cabinets

[soft coral]

rb-vo is cheap

no

its not that people dont loot

they dont have the time to loot

[stark torrent]

might be, tbf went there 12 minutes later

and nobody was there

it was just power on , no raiders, i guess the guy just reset cause of anxiety u just mentioned

cause yeah, i have so much anxiety down there when i loot a box in the open

holy shit

[soft coral]

ah

king is looted

fk

they missed a tarcola

absolute mongoloid

BRO EVERYONE MISSES POWERCORD

2 of these and you get wires worth 100k

[stark torrent]

no, i dont have a drinking problem

[soft coral]

my man god a kirasa in his stash

hello mental hospital

id like to report an escaped patient

[stark torrent]

u should know better than anyone thats a fuckaround factory armor

it stops magnum fuckshot , good enough

[soft coral]

im kidding

its a good armor actually

[stark torrent]

but yeah it takes space so i should use it or throw it

yeah the press armor is the best

for factory

or the diaper rig

they dont get taken

[soft coral]

potato is nice but its titan so idk if it stops less than the UHMWPE on tier 3

potato is good cuz its a rig combined so

it saves some time

[stark torrent]

from what experienced players say , they always preffer a shittier higher class armor than a good lower class

so shitty class 4 > good class 3 , but i guess it depends

id say the UHMPWE 3 is kinda more reliable than Ceramic 4

ofc if u get shot with ash12 ps12b , get fucked

[soft coral]

eeeeh

[stark torrent]

yeah but the armor class directly affects the pen

[soft coral]

i still choose the rig 90% of hte time

cuz its easier lol

i just dont die

[stark torrent]

yeah thats true, its just more convenient

[glacial stag]

Most shit armor class 4s stop one good bullet and thats it

[soft coral]

the 6b13 incident

[glacial stag]

But most of the time id prefer to have a top armor class 4 than a gzhel kek

[stark torrent]

yeah but a class 3 might not stop it at all

[glacial stag]

Ye exactly

[stark torrent]

so id rather stop a bullet once , saving me

than die

[glacial stag]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[stark torrent]

i mean for factory class 3 is viable af

cause mostly i get 1 tapped anyway if im to die

[soft coral]

run paca

[stark torrent]

it protects against the magnum fuckshot enjoyers

[soft coral]

thats the ultimate disrespect

getting nailed by a paca user

[stark torrent]

paca RPK drum user vs virgin faceshield flechette user

[soft coral]

does it protect against flechettes tho

bruh

[stark torrent]

only the 1st shot i think , depends how many hit u at once

[soft coral]

yo flechettes are not bad dont disrespect em like that

id say disrespect the ump/mp7 kids

[fallen cloak]

flechettes do be horribly overpowered

[soft coral]

thats why i use em

so i can shit on mp7 kids

who think theyre good

[stark torrent]

3rd day of wipe ,, everyone doing stirrup or the boltie quest, having fun

some cocksucker with UMP AP comes and ruins the fun

[soft coral]

and then they meet

[fallen cloak]

mp7 is a budget gun

[soft coral]

the toxic flechette gamer

[soft coral]

im the guy who hunts the ump retard

[fallen cloak]

i am p90

[soft coral]

factory janitor at your service

[stark torrent]

but i did impact nade a nasty UMP user taht was pretty geared for factory

get fucked

+ 1 grenadier

[fallen cloak]

i highly doubt that i'll get grenadier done this wipe

i just dont nade enough

[stark torrent]

TO BE FAIR, is not that hard bro

[fallen cloak]

and i cba to grind it

[soft coral]

hate flechetes or not
we have to stand strong together and defeat the mennace that is cringy ump kids

[stark torrent]

yeah get some 10-15 impact nades from ur runs, then bring one every factory raid, just camp the spawns

[fallen cloak]

ump isnt that crazy

[stark torrent]

hell even camp gate 0

[fallen cloak]

see i could do that

but i dont wanna

[stark torrent]

i know iknow

but that BP ....had to be done

[soft coral]

camping exfil

ledy dont go that low

tf

[fallen cloak]

i dont rly need the bp

i dont like 762x39 guns

[stark torrent]

this so make ivan cringe

cringe ivan

cringe

i have achieved the cringe

[soft coral]

yikes

the fk you strapped with vpo for?

tarkov shooter 3?

[stark torrent]

nah i am at 7

think imma go hunt scavs on lh

on the road

and i dont have space

[fallen cloak]

btw theres actually a class 6 on ragman 3 now

[stark torrent]

so just fuckaround kit

[fallen cloak]

its ceramic tho

[stark torrent]

might loot a stash or two , or die

idk

[stark torrent]

yeah i got 3 from scav case, i sold them

they are not taht good, they will protect u , but they are one use only honestly

if u get magdumped , it will save u , but it will be useless

[fallen cloak]

i do wonder for how much they sell to ragman

[soft coral]

cringy 7.62 bp user
vs the chad .366 ap bolty

[stark torrent]

also it has less slots than tagilla armor by far

[stark torrent]

62k so not alot

[fallen cloak]

hm

also

i cant que up

if i click ready nothing happens

ah now it happens

k that was weird

[stark torrent]

wait let me ask on reddit/discord

they said skill issue

sorry bro

[soft coral]

the fk you tryna do mike

[fallen cloak]

just a raid

clicking ready

but nothing happened when i clicked ready

[soft coral]

lol

one map that i find lots of loose loot on is
customs of all places

people pvp so much on customs half the map is unlooted

bro

[stark torrent]

same with woods , people miss alot of lootspots cause they hear SVD and rush the lumber mill

[soft coral]

danheim kinda bussin

[stark torrent]

and die

[soft coral]

i think ive already talked about woods enough

[stark torrent]

woodsvan

[soft coral]

hey

not my fault people dont know the map

im just lootin and tootin

AHHHHH

this shit scared the fk outta me man

[stark torrent]

scav or what

who is there

[soft coral]

scav

but it scared me

[fallen cloak]

jesus i hit a dude like 20 times lmfao

[soft coral]

with what tho

[fallen cloak]

l191

he had class 5 armor

but i shredded it down to 3 durability

he had the iotv gen4 assault

and an altyn

[soft coral]

flechette would have done through it no problem

heheheeh

[fallen cloak]

he had flechettes

clearly wasnt able to kill me

[soft coral]

imagine

thing is

never aim for head with flechettes

they do such little damage that theres no point

just go center mass so as many of them hit as possible

I feel like thats a thing people tend to miss with flechettes

[fallen cloak]

i am aware

this man wasnt

[soft coral]

wanna be factory gamer

[fallen cloak]

25 flesh damage isnt gonna oneshot the head that is true

[soft coral]

yes

so its better to go center mass

so as many of them hit as possible

its just better

if youre using buck thats a different story

[fallen cloak]

competitor for worst drip

[soft coral]

aslong as it works chief

[fallen cloak]

the helmet is 160k on ragman

its 70k on the flea

mfw

[soft coral]

still waiting to see a gpu spawn on lighthouse

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-luigismansion-book-sleep-dog-gif-14324125

pov: upgrading hideout

[fallen cloak]

um

i died

but its not sending me back to the menus

this the 2nd time this has happened

and now im getting a timeout when i start the launcher

[soft coral]

servers did the woopsie

[stark torrent]

yeah same

i died , black screen , i could still hear the guy looting me

and moving around

lmfao

b r u h

[soft coral]

@stark torrent THE TARKOV DISCORD THO

:kek

[stark torrent]

spaghetti code

[soft coral]

OMG

I cant

[fallen cloak]

server woopsie moment

[soft coral]

everyone is shitting themselves cuz theyll loose their meta rd704

fking kids

[stark torrent]

haha

[fallen cloak]

rip my epique p90

[soft coral]

time to listen to some music

[fallen cloak]

time to actually play gamma

[stark torrent]

actually crashes less than tarkov

[fallen cloak]

well

depends on whether im playing lighthouse or not

[stark torrent]

i was on lighthouse , spottedd a player scav across the road with my scope , i was lining up a shot

another player scav spawned behind and creeped on me

i love player scavs at 37 min

[soft coral]

lighhouse moment

[stark torrent]

also 25fps gaming but its the journey right?

[soft coral]

i dont have fps issues on lighthouse

unless i scope in

[stark torrent]

its even more funny going on eft discord now

and watch everyone lose their shit

first time

[soft coral]

yeah

i love it

[stark torrent]

bruh those idiots made this guy think its wipe day

[soft coral]

oh no

tarkov players are nothing but retards

im convinced

[stark torrent]

dude

how can u be this stupid lmfao

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

^^^^

this is pure comedy

THEY DISABLED THE CHAT

[glacial stag]

Lmao they closed the channel

[soft coral]

v

[glacial stag]

[soft coral]

OMG

[stark torrent]

bro

i cant

bro i am dying here

fucking 10 iq mods

now people are gonna spam every channel

instead of eft 1

[soft coral]

these are the kinds of people that play this game

[stark torrent]

go to screenshots

its full of errors

lmfao

tarkov experience

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THESE PEOPLE EXIST?!??!

oy oy oy

[stark torrent]

bruh this guy mad lmfao

[soft coral]

lol

[stark torrent]

im having more fun in discord than ingame lmao

the ETHERNET guys

the ETHERNET

peasants use internet but this guy has ETHERNET

he unlocked the portal to Nether

'

[fallen cloak]

going into the nether in minecraft so i can play tarkov at 3am sussy amogus?

[stark torrent]

the fun is just

[soft coral]

lol

[stark torrent]

insane

\

bro this dumbfuck actually DM ed me

B R O

[soft coral]

just leave that place

[stark torrent]

yeah enough is enough

still kekw

[soft coral]

big kek

[stark torrent]

hahah they rolled back the server

i got all my shit back

ez

imma get a pistol now

[glacial stag]

Yes

Keep gaslighting them

[soft coral]

boys

i met the goons on lighthouse night time

:D

[stark torrent]

hahhaha damn

never met them once tbf

but when i do ....

i will be sure to be sent back to the lobby

[soft coral]

it was pitch black

i went night

cuz i have a theory that

night raids are less looted

[sullen linden]

grenadier quest
impact nades
waste impact nade on tagilla
not sure if win or lose

[soft coral]

@sullen linden wanna do factory?

its boring to farm for tagilla alone

slowly getting loaded for granadier

[soft coral]

ok im convinced tht these unlootble drops are glitched

and if its summoned by a flare

its unlootable

wtf

just escape and leve

fk this

stupid game

[fallen cloak]

ive never had unlootable airdrops

[soft coral]

then how come i have them

so many times

[fallen cloak]

the interaction point for looting them is a bit awkward tho

[soft coral]

A BIT!?!?!!?!

A FUCKING BIT?????????/

understatement of the year

[fallen cloak]

skill issue

[soft coral]

no eod skill issue

cant loot drops without eod

[fallen cloak]

just like you cant connect to servers without eod

[soft coral]

jokes on you i can

[unborn thistle]

I heard BSG is remaking the airdrop system, that's why prolly there's kinda bugs and they are preparing for the flare air drop thing.

[soft coral]

idk man

many of the drops have been unlootable AFTER i went to them and they were looted by somebody

indicating tons of dropped gear on the ground

watching pestily play hardcore
feels like hes forgot how to play tarkov dude

[fallen cloak]

wym

[soft coral]

idk it just looks like it

he plays weird

i figured it out

it is indeed a bug

so

airdrop spawns

natural or not

WHOEVER GETS TO IT FIRST

is able to loot it

everyone after that

no

I just had a drop

i go to it

loot it (its medical) a player comes (hes frinedly suprisingly)

asks if theres meds inside i say yes

he says he cant loot it

i drop the salewa on the ground and hes like naw cant see it

he drops his bag

I PUT THEM INSIDE

and he still cant see them

so its not a me thing

the game is legit bugged

[sullen linden]

impact nades are fair and balanced lel

[soft coral]

they are

because little timmy can go in naked and wait around a corner

and kill the lv 42069 chad with lv6 armor and altyn just like that

pov: you find the dead squad on interchange

[fallen cloak]

kinda juice

[soft coral]

KINDA

story

i spawned at the escelator to idea

saw a dead pmc infront of me

looted

climbed up

and i see I kid you not

4 dead fucking bodies

fully geared only their guns' attachments taken

wtf

[glacial stag]

Some chad ran out of space

[soft coral]

fker wasnt running raid backpack with thicc case inside?

HERESY

[warm echo]

[sullen linden]

@warm echo Too good.

[soft coral]

well ran a couple of runs on interchange

and i have to say

fk me this map is garbage for scavving

[stark torrent]

redditor here , u are trash, interchange best map for scavs , u dont know the game, git gud , skill issue , L

interchange is garbage

[soft coral]

lol

[soft coral]

?

aight then

[stark torrent]

bruh

[crystal musk]

https://streamable.com/cz05tj

(commentary from friend)

[white lynx]

bro the rd is cringe

i watches a vid about it

mf had 16 recoil and i aint even capping

that was with us ammo tho

with BP its smthn like 40 idk

but still just nothing

doesnt even feel like the recoil is there

[crystal musk]

this is getting out of hand

[white lynx]

wtf are u doing

farming rogues?

[crystal musk]

i would say half half from players/raiders on reserve

i also lost a few

[white lynx]

insane how many people already run slicks and hexas

then i wonder why they dont die from 20 rounds in the chest

[crystal musk]

slicks are pretty cracked

you can zero a hex easier

[white lynx]

i mean its not like i have the best guns but sometimes people survive so much bullshit thrown at then

them

[crystal musk]

this is honestly so cracked

my weekly reward

[white lynx]

bro i got 0 progress on samples

and im currently in the hospital and have been since monday

[crystal musk]

aw no : *

😦

[white lynx]

so i cant do much abt it

[crystal musk]

get well soon

[white lynx]

eh i will probably get out today or tmr

its nothing that serious

just smthn i couldnt do home

plus a lot of investigations

[crystal musk]

oh this is so free

[white lynx]

dawg wtf

i mean i bought my ledx but u can find one if u know where to look

[soft coral]

cringe RD users

[soft coral]

mainly resort

rarely in stashes

and medical airdrops i think too

yyy

ayyy*

WHATS WIT HTHESE SHITTY SCAV CASES

another great day on interchange looking for cpu fans

yes lemme kill the scav that has a ram stick one cpu fan and a single LCD screen on him

that'll show him

he thought i was a pmc.....

ok blindman

he said "ok , go luck"

i respect it

died from a pmc in green screen room

ok

WHY IS THERE A PMC IN THERE

with like

9 minutes left

WHY

WHAT IS WRONG IWTH POEPLE

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO LEAVE A RAID

YOU GREEDY RETARDS

WHAT MORE CAN YOU GET

THE ENTIRE MAP IS LOOTED

YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOID

ill spam factory today and try to get some nade kills

died from kektor user instantly

ayyyy

ap 6.3

hes skilled tho

just unloads into me without aiming and im dead

yes yes

fucker spawned outside of glass and i spawned inside glass hallway and fucking camped

👏

truly outstanding skills bro

then i die from a nade

ok

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FK YOU

piece of trash

hes literally streaming doing granadier

[crystal musk]

[soft coral]

we both naded eachother with the same nade

lol

[crystal musk]

play reserve

spawnkill some poor bastard

run into gluhar

get chased by gluhar and guards to underground

shoot gluhar in the back of the head

nothing happens

gluhar turns around and 1 taps me

https://tenor.com/view/rjumen-laugh-man-cool-nice-perfect-gif-23675313

[soft coral]

deserved

Didnt take the bosses seriously

always expect them to be ready to 1 tap you

else you die

plus its glukhr

[stark torrent]

my god another MMAC and so many class 4 i cant fit them all

[soft coral]

meanwhile i get an AKM and one water filter from moonshine

ok

atlest i get intel 3

[stark torrent]

glukhar is absolute unit

[soft coral]

yeah

id say no matter how good you are to not underestimate bosses

:)

[soft coral]

well get there

eventually

12 doesnt seem that much

[stark torrent]

good luck and have fun

its somewhat fun quest

compared to shooter bored in heaven

[soft coral]

you just die a lot

either from skillfull kektor users or from other naders

[stark torrent]

just go naked rush spawns, nade and die

[soft coral]

could work

[stark torrent]

vector in factory , absolute sweatlords

[soft coral]

is that how you did it?

[soft coral]

YES

finally someone gets it

its cringe

[stark torrent]

i did mine by doing normal raids with 1 impact and 1 vog 25 , but i did rush spawns and i did die alot

the last ones i went naked ye

cause i ran out of impacts

[soft coral]

how many times did you die

ima run roods a bunch of times and loot nade boxes

[stark torrent]

i think 20+ times , i stopped counting xD

[soft coral]

SHEEEEEEESH

id say worst is spawning glass hallwy

people caamping stairs in office with impacts tho

[stark torrent]

yeah , sometimes u get rushed by a 3 man, sometimes u get impact naded urself, sometimes u ran into timmies with no headsets so they dont hear the nade falling on them

[soft coral]

not bad

[stark torrent]

quite some run but if u get 2-3 impacts worth it

[soft coral]

its not a run

i wont loot anything else

i go

loot all and dip out

repeat for 4/5 raids

player scav shoots me
hits me
i kill him

i am the traitor

[stark torrent]

flawed system good work bsg

[soft coral]

..........

https://tenor.com/view/boring-unimpressed-meh-really-seriously-gif-16279809

[stark torrent]

also, if they are a party and only one shoots you, and u kill the other , u still get traitor

cause good system bsg

[soft coral]

it was a single dude

he shot me with mosin

im like hello?

[stark torrent]

yeah well when i was attacked it wasnt

[soft coral]

he doesnt respond and keeps shooting

and misses

and then i just kill him flatout

[stark torrent]

they were 2 cunts, and one shot me , i killed the other that rushed me and i got minus rep

[soft coral]

they should make it so that as soon as you shoot one youre a traitor

it will make the system less forgiving but people will learn to not be absolute brainless retards

[stark torrent]

or make it stick on you for some time

like 4-5 raids

[soft coral]

you try to kill me you die idc

loosing rep is part of the flaw but if youre a scav and you purposefully try to shoot me

[stark torrent]

worst is being a traitor scav in factory

like why even

[soft coral]

just fk off youre dead

[stark torrent]

i go factory to quick extract for rep and i run into a scav taht shoots player scavs

fuck off

[soft coral]

you gain

quite literally

nothing

out of killing scavs as scav

no you wont get that random marked key as you saw on that one tarkov video

[crystal musk]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-kira-anime-light-laugh-gif-22099540

this was actually a plot to lose gear because i dont have space in stash and my insurance is full

[soft coral]

then go factory and die a bunch of times

give to charity

if youre so full then

[soft coral]

HOW MANY SUGARS?!?!?!?

[soft coral]

gonna have to craft the fucking graphics cards

fk signal part 4

[stark torrent]

holy rogue

[soft coral]

wanna play?

[stark torrent]

i guess i can do a few raids

think i have signal 4 as well

[soft coral]

fk signal 4

wit no

im stupid

FARMING 4

not signl

my bad

this bitch

[stark torrent]

ah fuck the GPU ones

[soft coral]

🖕

[stark torrent]

cringe quest ngl

[soft coral]

only one ive found was in a duffle bag

im just gonna craft em

ok lets go factory

[stark torrent]

funny enough , i had a daily to find 8 syringes and it gave me one , and while i was searching for syringes

i got another one form a duffle as well

ez nikita

let me sort my stash a bit

[soft coral]

duffle bags op

[stark torrent]

so i can take my factory kit from insurance

[soft coral]

i need granadier kills

hopefully i can get one

[stark torrent]

yeah i can try to bait shots to find their position

[soft coral]

also need to hunt tagill boy

:D

[soft coral]

i think thats enough

[stark torrent]

ok im ready

yeah u should be set

[crystal musk]

thats literally me

snickers enjoyer

[soft coral]

fk granadier dude

desync made the nade throw inside the room

and i died

ok

plus im loosing hella money

fk doing this quest

im gonna do it some other time

[stark torrent]

i witnessed the choke

we did clap tagilla in the worst way possible tho

[soft coral]

and then died

well

2/12

and one quest completed

id say ez

[soft coral]

GUYS 🤓 INTERCHANGE HAS BEST MAP LOOT FOR SCAV
I FIND ALL THE LOOT
🤓

meanwhile chads on woods

i bet that shit is like

500k

[stark torrent]

moonshine alone is 200k gg

[soft coral]

terrible map btw

interchange best

yep

[stark torrent]

bruh

[soft coral]

ok what

IVE NEVER FOUND ONE THERE

DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY ON EMPTY SERVERS OR WHAT

[stark torrent]

and i actually found an L1 as well

so i can carry it out

[soft coral]

give L1

GIVE

I NEED

SAMPLES

[stark torrent]

i have like 5 bro

[soft coral]

give

can you run while you have a nade pin pulled

[stark torrent]

yes

[soft coral]

ooh

that makes it easier

change servers to bulgaria and romania

enter interchange to look for bulbs
some guy says I have stuff for you bro
i stop and look at him
he starts dropping random shit and instantly shoots me
wow

wow.

ive never seen someone do that

i just wanted my bulb bro

and my ssd for PK

[sullen linden]

@soft coral you get one gpu from a quest, you find one and you craft one done

[soft coral]

which fuckign quest

chemistry closet

fair enough

ill craft one rn

then complete colleagues

hopefully

I want to complete granadier

got 2 already

[sullen linden]

I did 5 yesterday somehow

only 2 of them were impact nade kills

[soft coral]

i got no impact nade kills so far

only 2 in the office corridor

lol

could have had a 3rd one

if it wasnt for desync throwing the nade at my feet

[sullen linden]

they should change the impact nades tbh

make em find in raid only

[soft coral]

ill farm em still

woods has 5 boxes

[sullen linden]

sure but if you mess up one throw it'll leave a sour taste

this way you just buy em every reset

[soft coral]

i cant buy em

no prapor

[soft coral]

I think vogs are 2nd best alternative