🎪bruh-fart

[glad kelp]

It's their next meal

That's ehy it is so expensive

[glad kelp]

Gtanil is writing a whole book right there

[clear prism]

Seems about right

[glad kelp]

Bru

Why did you take so long

[clear prism]

What are you talking about?

You good, bro?

[heady crow]

gtanil was even writing?

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

I believe Crystal forgot to take the meds again

[glad kelp]

You took 3 minutes to write this

[heady crow]

huh?

[heady crow]

how would it take 3 mins for him to write 3 words

[clear prism]

Eh?

[glad kelp]

I wrote this at 2:33pm

[heady crow]

am?

is everything ok?

[real tinsel]

it makes sense though, one word for each minute

it's simple maths

[glad kelp]

It got sent at 2:36 pm

[clear prism]

There we go

[real tinsel]

crystal do you want me to share my meds with you

[clear prism]

I think he is losing his mind, guys

[heady crow]

sadly so

its the brainrotting effect of discord i guess

[clear prism]

Naturally

[glad kelp]

I just wanna shake his hand

Coffee gud

[glad kelp]

Yall like legos, da?

[clear prism]

Great, now I have to rewatch the entire Kung Fu Panda saga again

[real tinsel]

his color palette is very disturbing

[glad kelp]

I agree fēlco

Lol

[real tinsel]

it's fəlco you halfwit

[glad kelp]

How do you do that e

Ə

[real tinsel]

like this ə

[glad kelp]

Nvm

[real tinsel]

nice

[glad kelp]

I got it

FƏlco

[real tinsel]

good job crystal i'm very proud

[glad kelp]

Poggers

So how do you guys feel

[placid sail]

I agree velcro

[glad kelp]

Lol

[glad kelp]

Ah

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

me too man

me too

[placid sail]

tarpaulin?..

[glad kelp]

Shit

Well feed it to the crops

Then

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377719182663352330/998360827704905788/Solidkingfisher_3dd1d8_9724998.mp4

[restive sky]

I will sex the car exhaust

[placid sail]

that was a great watch, thank

[slim osprey]

Messi culon

[glad kelp]

Wha

[slim osprey]

The pfp

Messi with a big ass

[glad kelp]

Lol

[real tinsel]

don't sex the car exhaust

[real tinsel]

watch the whole movie

[restive sky]

🥵

[real tinsel]

p! translate Messi culon

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[glad kelp]

Ha

[slim osprey]

[real tinsel]

p! translate EN messi culon

[foggy mantle]

Original

messi culon

English

Messi ass

[real tinsel]

liar

[glad kelp]

[slim osprey]

Culon = big ass

[real tinsel]

p! translate EN culon

[slim osprey]

I ain't lying, I literally speak Spanish

[foggy mantle]

Original

culon

English

culon

[real tinsel]

liar

[glad kelp]

Ha

Hahaha

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[glad kelp]

Real bruh moment right here

[gloomy roost]

Fluff rats tho

[slim osprey]

Rats kinda cute

[placid sail]

don't know about that one chief, gotta pretty busy schedule of evading my work tasks and procrastinating on the internet

[real tinsel]

understandable

have a good procrastination

[grizzled meadow]

This whole channel is stupid for thinking the opposite

[real tinsel]

who thinks the opposite

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have the names

[real tinsel]

i'll get their names

[grizzled meadow]

But I know there's someone who have said that Dunkey is old, unfunny, etc.

[real tinsel]

and i'll do nothing. Have an appointment with myself at 5 pm to get my throat slit

[placid sail]

Crystal's redemption arc, bad ending

[real tinsel]

and i'm already late for 7 minutes

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine being smart

[placid sail]

if only they'd lived longer

[glad kelp]

Batman

[upbeat bobcat]

I said he's unfunny, old news and I'm behind my word, if saying this makes me stupid, I don't even think the otherwise lmao

[slim osprey]

Bruh you tell me

My fav animal are moths and they live for a week

[glad kelp]

Same

;^;

I even saw one yersterday

They got into our house

It was tiny

Woodland moth

[slim osprey]

This little shit does not have a mouth

[glad kelp]

Noooooooo

[glad kelp]

A cruel world we live in

[heady crow]

he has no mouth and yet he must scream

[slim osprey]

In a perfect world, moths are the size of cats and live just as long

[glad kelp]

Yooo

[glad kelp]

Yessssss

[placid sail]

invest in juniper actias

much longer lifespan(at least expected)

[glad kelp]

I hope

Wait

Wouldn't they someday overpopulate then?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/995388491779297290/caption-10.gif

[glad kelp]

Yea ;-;

I mean sure their cute but look

Some have "mothphobia"

For no reason

[upbeat bobcat]

Let them have a chance

[glad kelp]

Ok

Ok then

[upbeat bobcat]

ok

ok

[glad kelp]

Ok

[glad kelp]

:3

[slim osprey]

True

However, I got no money

[placid sail]

invest by simping

it's free!

[slim osprey]

Hell nah

[glad kelp]

free? Hell nah

[slim osprey]

No simping

[glad kelp]

I only simp for ma gurl sorry -3-

[heady crow]

https://i.redd.it/xk4j8uev48o81.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/juniper-actias-moth-finger-spin-vtuber-4arms-gif-25718169

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423525684799995904/995262041147318342/boys.gif

[placid sail]

but can your girl do this

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[heady crow]

fucking gorilla grip xd

[slim osprey]

Y'all getting a bit horny

[glad kelp]

True ngl

[clear prism]

Goodness gracious

[glad kelp]

They, not us

[clear prism]

What did I return to

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal, you're not allowed to horn

[clear prism]

You are too young for that

Stop it, Crystal

[upbeat bobcat]

Go drink water

[slim osprey]

Lol

[clear prism]

Touch some grass

[glad kelp]

Everyone needs their private time

[upbeat bobcat]

We don't need to know that

[glad kelp]

Exactly

So stahp

Smh

[clear prism]

Except the horny people

[glad kelp]

Smhhhh

I'm

Gone

poof

[clear prism]

Hello gone

I am @clear prism

[slim osprey]

[glad kelp]

Literally meh

[clear prism]

Internet is a beautiful thing, no? You can be whoever you want

As long as your mental illness can support it

[slim osprey]

Be a femboy

[restive sky]

I will sex the blinker fluid bottle

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha is everywhere mang

[night sail]

same

[restive sky]

Goddamn duolingo got twice as cursed since i used it

It always had dumb lines but not to this extent

[swift scarab]

Seen that one endless amounts of times for years now

[echo vigil]

good

[swift scarab]

Posted that two days ago

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/7uc38mWJUBc
The better version

[swift scarab]

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

The fuck

[real tinsel]

they would if you didn't try to shove your dick into every rat that even slightly reminds you of nazrin

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-jelly-bean-skeleton-roasting-jellybean-damn-skeleton-gif-25197056

just a little more of that sweet estupido and I'm there

[real tinsel]

i'm out of cringe for now

sorry bzeeko boy

i'll return later with more cringe

[real tinsel]

@upbeat bobcat are you falco

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah I don't like donkey

[real tinsel]

okay

why don't you like donkeys

[upbeat bobcat]

I have nothing against donkeys, I just don't like that one donkey

[real tinsel]

is it because they're coarse and get everywhere?

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah, because that one specific are not funny and old news

[real tinsel]

makes me think how do people go to nude beaches and sit on fucking sand with their assholes in the open

[upbeat bobcat]

beats me

Ask Anakin Skywalker

[real tinsel]

even if i went to a nude beach i'd never take my underwear off

i hate sand to begin with and i'd hate to have it in my asshole

[upbeat bobcat]

crunchy

[real tinsel]

seasoned poops

[clear prism]

This is why I

[real tinsel]

don't eat nude beach poops?

yeah i wouldn't eat them either

[real tinsel]

they've got sand all over themselves

[pastel quartz]

the sounds in the background man

[wide bough]

Bros in the enchanted forest

[echo vigil]

I live in Aus and I don't trust that honey

[eager quest]

@onyx pewter

add me

[glad kelp]

Bro my brother just had the worst rampage

Screaming for about 20 minutes

Then i made him an offer to hold the boxing sack

While he lets out all his rage

[clear prism]

@onyx pewter add @eager quest

[onyx pewter]

Already did xD

[gloomy roost]

Why was he screaming and kicking

[upbeat bobcat]

Prolly seeing Crystal peeing blood again

I'd scream too, the terror

[clear prism]

🤣

[grizzled meadow]

Here's one fucker that doesn't like Dunkey

[grizzled meadow]

Literally bullshit and shit take but okay

[placid sail]

Italo-Turkish War incoming

[grizzled meadow]

I'm starting to think you are an alt account

Shoebill gets muted (again, what a Chad) and you start posting again

[clear prism]

Sus

🤔

[grizzled meadow]

The coincidence... is real

[wide bough]

I just have poor timing I guess

[glad kelp]

My sister tricked him again

[wide bough]

Check the contents of my memes vs shoebill’s, we have some differences in what we actually post

[clear prism]

And also, they type differently

[glad kelp]

Tomfoolery is sometimes no fun

[wide bough]

Yeah I’m like a Grade A autist trying type properly lmao

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[clear prism]

Once you do it long enough, it just becomes second nature to you

[glad kelp]

True

[clear prism]

Unless, of course, you lack the mental capacity to do so

[placid sail]

wait he got muted again?

[clear prism]

Yes, he did

😂

[placid sail]

kek

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz RIP, by the way

[wide bough]

Rip in peace for my mans

[placid sail]

any% gamma mute

[grizzled meadow]

Don't give them ideas

[wide bough]

Dude gets unmuted and then immediately dies again

[glad kelp]

I had the ahh funny laugh while eatching this

[clear prism]

What is this supposed to mean

[wide bough]

get muted as fast as possible challenge

[placid sail]

falco said I should not give you ideas, mi scusi

[wide bough]

(Gone wrong gone sexual style fortnite police called)

[glad kelp]

Well shoebill managed

[clear prism]

Imma tag Aldourien and post something political

[wide bough]

HONESTLY

[clear prism]

You know, be real dangerous

[wide bough]

Bruh it shoebill becomes a recurring user who just gets muted immediately after his last mute it’ll be so funny

[gloomy roost]

Once again Crystal's sister nipps another family member's dosh

[wide bough]

We should make every unmute a holiday until he gets muted again

30 seconds of celebration

[clear prism]

I am pretty sure there is a threshold on mutes before you get banned

[glad kelp]

She is "special" but still no different to everyone else

Smh

[restive sky]

I will now sex the beer can

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/my-heart-i-loved-her-aaaughhhhh-my-heart-i-loved-her-tiktok-sad-gif-19641659

[clear prism]

At this point, I think she is just really smart

[wide bough]

respect the grind

[clear prism]

True that

[clear prism]

How about olive oil?

[wide bough]

Lubricant

Dude just cut the middle man and start using motor oil

[restive sky]

Just a little bit of olive oil

To give it that mediterranian

[clear prism]

See? You are learning, my friend

[heady crow]

Wait what again?

Didnt he get unmuted like 2 hours ago

[clear prism]

🤨

[placid sail]

haha 🙂

[restive sky]

I will now sex the nuka girl poster

[restive sky]

hey guybs welcome back to my facebook page

[clear prism]

Where?

[slim osprey]

You know where

[clear prism]

Let me slide into those Dms, then

[clear prism]

😏

[restive sky]

I will sex the dlc lady from cod mw2019 called mara

[swift scarab]

Moth pog emote when

[restive sky]

No lube

[slim osprey]

No such thing as moth pog

[swift scarab]

Unrelated topic, I made the best looking character I could in Breakpoint

[slim osprey]

Dripping

[swift scarab]

🤝

[slim osprey]

🤝

[clear prism]

T a c t i c o o l

[swift scarab]

I can’t tell if you actually like it or you’re making fun of it

[clear prism]

Depends on if @slim osprey lets me slide into those Dms

[slim osprey]

[swift scarab]

Do it for the vine Cropol

[slim osprey]

Maybe

[restive sky]

No lube

[swift scarab]

Wait I got an idea

[swift scarab]

Try using a lightbulb

[swift scarab]

[clear prism]

🤔

[clear prism]

💡

[clear prism]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby.

[plucky void]

breakpoint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlj0dtYiojs

[clear prism]

Better be careful, you are in 'sliding Dms' range

[restive sky]

slay kween

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss

[restive sky]

Mr white hop on call of duty

[clear prism]

JESSE!

We need to go to KFC!

[swift scarab]

I just like making my character look nice :/

[clear prism]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣦⣤⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⣤⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠜⢾⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠃⠄
⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠑⠀⠀⠠⢈⣆
⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣷⠃⢵
⠐⠰⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢟⣽⣆⠀⢃
⠰⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⠞
⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠁
⠀⠀⡐⠘⣿⣿⣯⠿⠛⣿⡄
⠀⠀⠁⢀⣄⣄⣠⡥⠔⣻⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠘⣛⣿⣟⣖⢭⣿⡇
⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣽⡇
⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣇
⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡀⠸⣿⣿⡏
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣿⡇
⠀⣠⣴⣿⡿⠟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷
⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈

[heady crow]

How about instead of making a virtual character nice you make your real life character nice

[restive sky]

No

[swift scarab]

Suits are expensive

And in regards to my health, buying weights are expensive too

[heady crow]

Calisthenics can get you far especially in terms of our upper body progression

[swift scarab]

I’m mostly more concerned with helping pay bills

[heady crow]

That does show that you have a good character too

[restive sky]

Pay no bills pay no taxes steal from stores borrow from others

[swift scarab]

My grandfather had to have a surgery that removed most of his large intestine, for the most part I just help pay for his medical bills with odd job money and plasma donations

[clear prism]

🤝

You are the real hero

[plucky void]

this is not a good thing to say to someone who watches the boys

[clear prism]

;)

I said it intentionally

[restive sky]

Gonna thank messis big ass for not having to pay hundreds o thousands here for surgeries

[swift scarab]

To be fair, we didn’t have to pay nearly as much since he’s on Medicare, but to compensate they gave us a big deductible

[restive sky]

how much do you have to wait for surgeries btw

do long ass waitlists still exist while payin a fortune

[swift scarab]

If it’s a non-emergency, Aka you’re not actively dying, it depends

The greater the possibility of future death, the faster you get treated

Seeing as his colon decided it had enough and got entirely clogged, he got treated pretty much as soon as he got to the hospital

Sorry if I dampened the mood, I usually try not to talk about it

Have pancakes

[clear prism]

ඞ

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Vids+that+entertain+me+134_8543ba_9727711.mp4

[placid sail]

you're a good lad/lass and should be proud of yourself

[mortal violet]

homie got muted again

[swift scarab]

Not muted, just still playing Breakpoint

[swift scarab]

And thanks

[mortal violet]

that message was referring to someone else

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[clear prism]

@mortal violet meant @pastel quartz who was muted, @swift scarab

[placid sail]

my message was referring to derpy neko, be silent at once khaaytil 2

oh no

not again

[mortal violet]

i will not take orders from an idiot

[placid sail]

not these fucking misunderstandings

[clear prism]

@placid sail is actually @placid sail, hence the misunderstanding

[placid sail]

e-communication is such a drag sometimes

[swift scarab]

Wait, shoebills still muted?

What’d he do this time?

[clear prism]

Yes, @swift scarab. @pastel quartz is still muted

[placid sail]

the usual

[mortal violet]

he pulled a shoebill

[swift scarab]

Politics?

[placid sail]

the yoinky sploinky

[clear prism]

Actually, it was Religious stuff this time

[swift scarab]

Oof

[wide bough]

christians when they are christian (idk im not christian)

[clear prism]

Christians when a kid is named Christian

[placid sail]

tbf I missed it, but I've seen sneedposting's post which led to a mute, and it was distasteful

[mortal violet]

hello not christian

how are you

[clear prism]

Ah yes, sneedposting guy ragequit

[wide bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589292970541318185/959245266987405472/forgot.gif

[placid sail]

judging by the quality of meme which led to that

good riddance

[clear prism]

🤣

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/feline-gif-21386549

[placid sail]

if you break the law, at least do it for a good fucking meme

[clear prism]

Ok

[placid sail]

not some third-grade pathetic political kek

[placid sail]

pretty glonky

[wide bough]

wait what happened

[clear prism]

He posted heavy political stuff, got muted for a day

Then he ragequit the server

[wide bough]

bruh

4th grade mindset

[swift scarab]

That seems to be a recurring theme

[clear prism]

The only way I am leaving this server is if I get banned

You hear that, Aldourien???

[wide bough]

stalker attracts weird people with even weirder ideals, and usually you get to those weird ideals by being a stubborn asshole

so yeah i guess it makes sense that its common

[placid sail]

I would be upset if I'm getting out of here banned

folks are nice here, moderators too

[swift scarab]

Eh, I just like the memes and whatnot

[wide bough]

i wouldnt really mind, if i fuck up hard enough to get banned then it's not to the loss of the server

[wide bough]

HONESTLY

[clear prism]

I had a friend once who could not stand being banned from anywhere

[wide bough]

banned from maccas ballpit, life ruined

[clear prism]

He would even get angry when he was muted for a few hours or so

Pretty much lol

[upbeat bobcat]

If this was a meme server, there might be a channel for dark humor but it's not so, we are just hangin out here tryin to not break the rules

And we forcing it quite a bit already kek

[placid sail]

brainfart is basically a compromise between order and mass bannings by aldo

[clear prism]

I see it like a dance. Eventually, I will unknowingly post something bad and get banned

Which means the dance ends but hey, it was fun either way

[upbeat bobcat]

There's a difference between making a mistake and being a straight dumbass

[upbeat bobcat]

We all make mistakes

[clear prism]

Very true

[placid sail]

I'd say that you have no control over your actions, but I was just warned recently for doing a boo boo, so guess I'll shut the fuck up

[upbeat bobcat]

You get warned yet you keep doing it, welp nothing to say more

[clear prism]

The reason why I like posting here is because often times, I think "Oh, this is acceptable" and then find out it is not

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm talking in general ofc

[clear prism]

Forces you into a new perspective, really

[upbeat bobcat]

Like the other day we were get warned over religious content, everyone might have a bad day sometime and a certain topic might fire things up a bit but limits are important as rules are just literally written there

[wide bough]

pretty much the main reason i decided to join a bunch of extremely different servers, i wanna figure out what exactly is and isnt ok for certain people

and apparently gamma fans in particular are the type to speak softly and carry a large stick

[clear prism]

Stalker community is so damn weird when it comes to it. Some can not help but be political all the time

[wide bough]

yet others treat it like beer at an AA meeting, its so weird

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

Stalker attitude, I suppose

[placid sail]

political issues are usually taken strongly to heart, even when it's a discussion in a fucking brainfart

this is why religion/politics are usually prohibited everywhere, it's high chance it's somebody's vital thing

nobody expects to have a heated discussion over a pasta or hiking, really, but with those two topics, it's kinda expected

[wide bough]

which is kinda sad the more you think about it

[placid sail]

we should start a heated argument with Falco over pasta

[wide bough]

like, politics are the natural evolution of "AAAAAA PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM ME KILL KILL KILL" so of course people hold it in high regard, but damn is it just tiring to see people fling shit over "me like this hypothetical ideal more"

[wide bough]

i will fucking die on the hill that penne noodles are better than ziti noodles, in any scenario

[placid sail]

I enjoy Farfalle

[wide bough]

especially when it starts to affect your perception of other people before you even meet them, i wont go into further detail because im already holding up the "BAN ME" sign, but yeah

kinda just makes me

[swift scarab]

I shall bow out of this argument as I know my American opinion on pasta is terrible

[wide bough]

"guys angel hair is the best trust me"

[swift scarab]

I was gonna go with macaroni

[placid sail]

relax dude, in Russia you won't probably find penne and ziti in a common supermarket, they're all just called "tubular macaroni"

[clear prism]

RUSSIA??

[placid sail]

I uh I mean

[clear prism]

So you can speak Russian????

[placid sail]

it was just an example

[swift scarab]

Hehe funni tube noodle

[placid sail]

no, no, I'm from Netherlands, I'm just a big fan

[clear prism]

Oof

😐

[wide bough]

lmao true

the commodification of specific noodle types is a strictly american thing, ive never seen another country do it so aggressively

[swift scarab]

We really don’t bother that much, noodle is noodle

[placid sail]

isn't noodle is a long thin one?

and pasta/macaroni is more appropriate as an umbrella term?

[wide bough]

if its made of flour and compressed into a weird chewy thing its noodles

im from fucking serbia i dont got time to get into specifics

[swift scarab]

Hehe noodle

[wide bough]

nodel

[swift scarab]

Tutel

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/tutel-gif-22151957

[swift scarab]

Grok on a daily basis

Or maybe just Aldourien

[wide bough]

grok considering banning every #🎪bruh-fart regular every morning

[placid sail]

Grok is too busy making dream stalker game, Aldo doesn't really care, the only thing he feels is a recoil of his banhammer

[swift scarab]

Nah, that’s definitely Ald

[swift scarab]

How about Falco?

[placid sail]

Falco is upsetti with our unlawful spaghetti, he will try to tolerate slight mistakes, he's a man of the people, but he will do his job when it's too much

[swift scarab]

[wide bough]

falco's honestly the chillest mod ive seen so far, i dont think he cares if we have a little silly spaghetti

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[placid sail]

well, that was literally your impression by me, correct

[swift scarab]

Hey falco, I put Alfredo sauce on elbow pasta

[grizzled meadow]

You can have a little silly spaghetti, as long as it isn't too much silly

[placid sail]

||he also quietly enjoys some of the cursed bannable memes||

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

No

[swift scarab]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

That's my humor

But I can't have it on here

[swift scarab]

Sadge

[wide bough]

they are occasionally actually funny

but some are literally just "ME GOOD!!!! YOU BADDD!!!!"

[grizzled meadow]

Guess I'll have to mute you chief

[wide bough]

ah nah strike 2

[swift scarab]

Oh noes

Not that

[placid sail]

that was my point about sneedposting's ban, if you're about to be banned, at least make the moderator chuckle before that, instead of posting that 3Head shit he posted

[grizzled meadow]

Wait they banned him?

Where?

How?

For what?

[placid sail]

well, he was muted, but it was effectively a ban since he ragequitted

[swift scarab]

Same here

Ah

[grizzled meadow]

I thought he got a mute, not a ban

[swift scarab]

He did

[grizzled meadow]

Quote the moment it happened

[swift scarab]

But then he left

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718152997976408064/998610676463456406/My_addiction.jpg

[wide bough]

basically he got so butthurt that he doesnt know how to read he left

[grizzled meadow]

Ah he got muted

And he left

Not banned

Okay

So he can join back if he want

[placid sail]

would he tho

[wide bough]

probably not

he's probably already put us on some "list" for some purpose that never goes anywhere

[swift scarab]

That’s the orangest orange I’ve ever oranged

[placid sail]

damn, an orange like that would probably cost like a liver in our parts

[wide bough]

True

Multiple war diamonds

Speaking of cost I think I need to get a new toothbrush

[grizzled meadow]

Fake and orangepilled

[wide bough]

I keep destroying the middle part cause I brush like a caveman

[placid sail]

I've learned yesterday that your now ex prime minister is called Mario

btw I was tasked to ask you, what do you think about him resigning?

[placid sail]

damn

ignored by pasta man

life is cruel

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, Mario Draghi

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[placid sail]

il Signore è così misericordioso con me, te ne sono grato

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

so

why do you think he resigned?

[grizzled meadow]

Honestly I don't care
Because I don't follow politics, it's shit anyway, whatever party goes to power, Italy is fucked, we're ruled by clowns
I don't know why he resigned, I just know it's something that happens regularly, we can't manage to have a stable government

[placid sail]

respectable position 🤝

[placid sail]

hasn't somebody posted a sound version here recently?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[placid sail]

have you... retrograded a repost?

[grizzled meadow]

It was here or on YT recommended

[heady crow]

Sometimes things are funnier without anything extra added

[grizzled meadow]

Now I want to know who tasked you to ask me that

[heady crow]

Bz trying to get falco banned

[plucky void]

how the fuck

[placid sail]

it's just my ru

I mean, dutch friend, yes

[gloomy roost]

Become ungovernable

[heady crow]

Inflation doesent exist. Simply make things cheaper or ill steal them

[grizzled meadow]

Something that Italy need but we are too lazy to actually do it, we still manage to get to the end of the month

[placid sail]

hearing your answer, he just said "they're like european russia", since most of the folks there are very apolitical and basically upset and disappointed in this clown race too

lmao

he said "I thought most of italian people are into politics"

[grizzled meadow]

It's true

[grizzled meadow]

We actually are

[placid sail]

wait, really?

huh

[swift scarab]

I can confirm this one

[grizzled meadow]

I'm one of the "I don't care because it always will be shit"

But yes

[atomic pewter]

I just choose not to shoot them because ecos are precious

[placid sail]

and who are you gonna sell those 458 empties to huh?

[placid sail]

I'm with you on that one

[gloomy roost]

Hopefully we'll learn of their discoveries in Stalgard 2

[grizzled meadow]

Like I said the only way to actually have a revolution or shit like that is to actually have people that can't get to the end of the month

Maybe that will move something

Until people will be able to survive with 1000€ and at the same time be able to buy a fucking iPhone, nothing will change

The problem is also to be attributed to past generations peoole and past politicians who have continuously eaten whatever they could find, honestly I wonder what will happen when the non stop eating will stop, it can't go on forever

[clear prism]

We truly live in a Society

[placid sail]

well, I can say to you, knowing from my eeeh totally not personal experience of living in Mordor, that such "live till the end of the month" threshold can be surprisingly durable and long

like "half of our population is in complete poverty and have no future whatsoever but is still on board with everything" long

[grizzled meadow]

I know, it's amazing how the human can stand the whatever

[placid sail]

and even when presented with increasing amount of facts that they've been had!

[slim osprey]

Smh politics

[grizzled meadow]

Italy has a history of disgust and dicks in the ass that goes on forever, explaining them all is hard enough, let alone in English

[placid sail]

they would still object and say "fuck you, this is the right way"

because at this point, their hard life, full of problems and suffering, is only justified with that idea

and renouncing it would make them in their own eyes complete fools

[grizzled meadow]

Rather than politics we are talking about the state of our respective countries, it is not really politics

[clear prism]

Best go somewhere where there are no politics. AKA my Dms 😉

[grizzled meadow]

It's literally the boomer mentality

[slim osprey]

God damn boy

[grizzled meadow]

It was good/bad for me, so it must be the same for you too

[slim osprey]

Just send me a damn message and get it over with

[placid sail]

true lol, their favourite shit "you don't know how hard it could have been, we seen it!"

[clear prism]

🤣

No.

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad they at 25 years old already had a job, a home and a family, today it is different also because of them

[placid sail]

what a thirsty lad

[clear prism]

😏

[grizzled meadow]

Why can't you find a job? Back in my days

No shit

[plucky void]

I got a literal brainfart and misread "problems" as "poems"

[slim osprey]

#🎪bruh-fart moment

[plucky void]

and it made me think of that DMC4 cutscene

[placid sail]

half of our current big guys just were at the right place in their time and dumber than dirt

[plucky void]

or idk genesis faffing about loveless

[gloomy roost]

Brainfart max discord when

[grizzled meadow]

No shit you in your youth were able to have everything, there was nothing, everything was facilitated, everyone could do everything

[restive sky]

Sexe

[clear prism]

Mhmmm yes

The seggs

[plucky void]

secks

[placid sail]

our nations' mentalities really are alike

[restive sky]

Hmmu gh

[placid sail]

sad and, well? nice to see the similarities

[restive sky]

Sex

big boobie

[placid sail]

anyways, back to sexo 2: electric boogaloo

[slim osprey]

Where sex

[placid sail]

commence the brain liquification

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopgEXhJ4po

[clear prism]

You know where 😏

[placid sail]

I'm calling the cops

[restive sky]

Uh secks?

[slim osprey]

Si

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/marceline-adventure-time-flirty-gif-20739264

[clear prism]

Those Dms are looking mighty dangerous right now 😉

[restive sky]

Big segs

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483487073710374925/716810004329398302/kek1.gif

[placid sail]

this one is so good

[clear prism]

;)

[clear prism]

I know, right? Made it myself

AKA slaved away on getting it cut perfectly

[placid sail]

oh, really? nice job! OC content

[restive sky]

Seks

Uhh booba sekcs

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/106464201270112256/997886917263757312/unknown.png

[lusty sonnet]

do i spot a crisis core reference?

[glad kelp]

I'm back

From being not bored

[clear prism]

Go away again

[glad kelp]

Rude

[clear prism]

No, this is a warning

They will take you next

[glad kelp]

Ok?

[clear prism]

Run for your life

[glad kelp]

Sure

And I'm so scared

[clear prism]

Hello so scared

I am @clear prism

[glad kelp]

I'm literally sweating omg I'm so scared ooOooOOoOOo

[clear prism]

Damn dude

Disgusting

[glad kelp]

Good

Now get away

[clear prism]

Using my own trick against me?

[glad kelp]

Yes

[glad kelp]

Omg he is just speechless

[mortal violet]

yikes

walk away

[glad kelp]

Indespicable

[mortal violet]

what if i already am one

[glad kelp]

That's ok to me 👍

[clear prism]

🤝

We do like cars, yes

[mortal violet]

love cars

[restive sky]

Sex

[clear prism]

Hmm, you know

This place is missing something

[mortal violet]

i am inside your balls

[clear prism]

😐

[mortal violet]

[clear prism]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/retrodigital/stalker-shadow-of-the-zone-fan-film

Ayo?

[mortal violet]

smh

didn't already know about that?

[clear prism]

No lol

[mortal violet]

[gloomy roost]

Got that in my side phone on the phone a few days ago

[upbeat bobcat]

"After over a decade honing our craft as filmmakers, the creative team at Interspace Anomalies are taking on our next short film project, following on the legacy of our SCP films; Dollhouse and Overlord. Shadow of the Zone is a fan-film set in the world of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. video-game series. It will be based on the screenplay by writers Evan Muir and Isaiah (Wendigoon) Nichols, and directed by Stephen Hancock."

[restive sky]

Segs

[upbeat bobcat]

It's at least reliable. Hancock does good stuff but his latest SCP live action title got canceled because it didn't meet the budget

[clear prism]

SCP Overlord though

That is 👌

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOxarwd3eTs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVx2jyDPinw

If you are wondering what Hancock did in the past

https://youtu.be/_eW0AcInKX4

[mortal violet]

shadow of my bone

(it's big)

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/BCdJOteGme8

[mortal violet]

[quasi sundial]

ok

[clear prism]

🤨

🤔

[clear prism]

My conclusion:

[quasi sundial]

https://youtu.be/8e30wthZLTA

based?..

[clear prism]

Sorry, I can not speak Tortilla

[quasi sundial]

lpm

this is apex yt

full movie full HD 1080 no virus free online

[clear prism]

Now I am incredibly sus

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/616489573656035348/755124149474820266/lv.gif

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/970576053321994311/279527878_991410448411998_8265520993109464295_n.mp4

[clear prism]

Helikopter, helikopter

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720109182229151847/963090440322686976/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[stone blade]

so true

[quasi sundial]

why alo alo, why 😔

[clear prism]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-instantly-gif-21407907

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-instantly-gif-21407907

ok youre unblocked

[stone blade]

YOURE MY SOUL

!!!!!!!!

truly a banger

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayo

[quasi sundial]

I sucessfully changed my first cmos battery

[stone blade]

your

what?

[upbeat bobcat]

Mobo battery

[stone blade]

mobo deez nutz

sorry

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-duck-gif-23549803

[stone blade]

^ literally me

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-wake-wake-up-sleepy-tired-gif-5387775

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/lacquerleaks/status/1548902675831480323?s=21&t=Xuzy9cv0HUjxnvJ_Fgcjug

Lacquerware (@lacquerleaks)

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

Likes

160286

Retweets

22108

Twitter · Jul 18, 2022, 5:29 AM

[stone blade]

EI

IRJAN

:LDDDDDDDD

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

THE MONKE

OMG

[quasi sundial]

me every morning

[stone blade]

!!!!!!!!!

ИРЖАН БЛЯДь

ТИ ЧТО СПИШ

@quasi sundial

good video

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow this is what really scares me

Jerma's fans are psychopaths

[heady crow]

Oh my god

[quasi sundial]

Me when 1 day mute

[heady crow]

The fucking schizo lore just goes deeper what the fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

Wait, it's "beyond a fucking meme" thing?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708364512738279425/997654735186296882/This_Server.mov

[stone blade]

this server is amazing

#🎪bruh-fart best channel

[upbeat bobcat]

Bulge

[stone blade]

literally general but better

[clear prism]

There must be #🎪bruh-fart discord server at some point

[heady crow]

As long as you dont touch anything actually stalker related its good

[clear prism]

I can already envision the chaos

[heady crow]

Thought about it before too

[upbeat bobcat]

No mods there

[clear prism]

🤝

[stone blade]

GO BACK TO TARKOV

EY!

true tho

very true

[upbeat bobcat]

Bring back the fuckov

[stone blade]

woodskov

woodskov ivanovski

da

[heady crow]

Applies to other games too

[upbeat bobcat]

Granada

[stone blade]

GRANATA!!!!!!!

[heady crow]

Does canted sight still give you insane ergo like late last wipe or?

[stone blade]

is it raining outside

the fk

[clear prism]

The Granada he threw:

[stone blade]

it isnt

nice

[heady crow]

Tarkov player interracts with the outside for the first time in a month

[clear prism]

This is, truly, historical events 101

[upbeat bobcat]

Expects every rain sound to be like in game

[heady crow]

Also me

[stone blade]

LOL

[clear prism]

IRL rain does not have same SFX as Tarkov, 3/10, update this shit Earth Devs

[heady crow]

Def has ptsd from rain in tarkov

[stone blade]

I like tarkov rain

[upbeat bobcat]

[stone blade]

its very nice

yes mayo

that

[upbeat bobcat]

Both tbh

[stone blade]

da

[clear prism]

Mhmmm, mayonnaise

[upbeat bobcat]

It's chilling but not being able to hear anything other than that is...

[heady crow]

I like rain in tarkov

[clear prism]

"ASMR RP"

What the hell can you roleplay about ASMR 🤣

[clear prism]

Big guy

[upbeat bobcat]

Wiggle balls?

[clear prism]

😐

🤔

😏

[stone blade]

wiggles your balls

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

Asian gato

[stone blade]

da

ok better name

[upbeat bobcat]

Yivan

[heady crow]

Vanja

[stone blade]

vanyusha

heheehhe

[upbeat bobcat]

Dasvidanya

[stone blade]

fk off

[heady crow]

Iivana

[stone blade]

ivana

mmm

hot

[clear prism]

Uhhh

[upbeat bobcat]

Titana

[clear prism]

Stu prikasa, priom

[heady crow]

Ti si debil

[clear prism]

Zel unistoshana

[clear prism]

What girl?

[stone blade]

BRo

I LOVE

BLACK PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-lets-goo-lest-gooooooooooooooooo-gif-19416648

[plucky void]

girls don't exist

[clear prism]

🤝

[stone blade]

whats a girl?

is that a country

[clear prism]

O n G o d?

[urban ocean]

On God.

[clear prism]

:)

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-trollface-cursed-troll-face-gif-25343846

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704269195801526292/998243990463852544/0a8fd27dc615e2c7ff1b5cf3e69138a9df4cc7039b02fd8dfb779febb0d49c60_1.mp4

[clear prism]

"Your mom" because awesome beard win

[glad kelp]

Types up an actual counter argument because brain

[quartz saffron]

Liefeld did nothing wrong

https://twitter.com/tinywienerbabe/status/1549139236749660160?s=21&t=cWcxYS2JoK6fCOtUM6-AJw

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)

https://t.co/geDCsuHsHv

Likes

432

Twitter · Jul 18, 2022, 9:09 PM

[real tinsel]

being bald is a pre-requisite for living inside the walls

[crimson pagoda]

Bro in 2.5D 💀

[urban ocean]

I'm living inside your walls

[real tinsel]

you can't be living inside my walls because i am living inside your walls

[clear prism]

He lives in the walls that you are living in

So basically, you two are neighbours

[real tinsel]

nice

we'll have beer together sometime

[glad kelp]

And make your own religion

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-opinion-opinion-inside-your-house-mic-up-gif-23941903

[real tinsel]

i don't live inside a house, i live inside your walls

[glad kelp]

Cool thing about this is it's real footage :3

[clear prism]

Nice opinion. Unfortunately for you, I have already informed your sister where all your money is

[glad kelp]

It isn't an oppinion

It's a fact ;-;

[clear prism]

Good old

Copium

[glad kelp]

I did before you

Plus i have more knowledge then you about such things

[clear prism]

Nice assumption

[glad kelp]

Ain't assuming

[glad kelp]

You want your toilet paper? Too bad

[glad kelp]

HE WHAT!??!?!

[night sail]

mrrrp meow

[glad kelp]

Aww

[night sail]

gigachad

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/997896310323687584/stalkermememan2.mp4

[pastel quartz]

what is he saying?

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/904paU69lBI

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/aminagifs-gif-25043494

[grizzled meadow]

Anything for the meme but fuck me
I've been there, it's not pretty to clean and it's very dangerous

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-when-they-see-the-gif-23737319

[pastel quartz]

you deep fried ice cubes?

must be a psychopath

https://youtu.be/l9yBo3CV7BA

[grizzled meadow]

No, obviously
That couple of times it happened, there was a lot of ice in the chips I had to fry, the oil was very hot and what you see in the gif happened

[quasi sundial]

LMAAOOOO

[pastel quartz]

oof, anyone get injured? cos it seems pretty nasty

[pastel quartz]

that's awful

just awful

i wouldn't wanna go that way

Rat literally went head first into that deep fryer. Gonna be extra cripsy when he’s done

you bet someone ate mr. rat

You already know they are using that rat oil, can tell you 100 percent that never got changed

Probably still got some rat floating around in there

[glad kelp]

maniacal laughter