🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

bring me your babushka's herbs and kompot

[upbeat bobcat]

there's a different razors for head or smn?

[craggy quarry]

BRO WHAT

[upbeat bobcat]

Tiktok is just like that

[craggy quarry]

DISGUSTING

[real tinsel]

no, i used the older razor instead of the new one. Then after realizing it's the old one, my lazy ass didn't wanna go back to my room and take the new one, so i went on with it

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf tho I didn't even know I had game status thing opened

Discord wants to reveal my porn games

[placid sail]

apply a lot of salt to damaged skin

[upbeat bobcat]

Play Yasuo mid, swim in salt

[real tinsel]

play your porn games on your main like a real man

[real tinsel]

okay doktor, i trust you

[upbeat bobcat]

wdym main?

[clear prism]

What have you done

[real tinsel]

your main

[clear prism]

When Aldourien starts typing:
👀

[placid sail]

yasuo is old news in the salt industry

take Yone

[real tinsel]

i'm the new news

[scenic sable]

@upbeat bobcat @placid sail
I thought you guys knew better.

[real tinsel]

salt the wound

[clear prism]

👀

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-up-shea-brennan-sam-elliott-1883-i-surrender-gif-24361650

I surrender sir

[real tinsel]

ban him

ban them all

[clear prism]

Kill him on the spot.

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang I couldn't resist, sorry tho

[scenic sable]

p!warn @placid sail Do not discuss religious topics on this server.

[foggy mantle]

@placid sail has been warned.

[scenic sable]

p!warn @upbeat bobcat Do not discuss religious topics on this server.

[foggy mantle]

@upbeat bobcat has been warned.

[scenic sable]

p!warn @fading shuttle Do not discuss religious topics on this server.

[foggy mantle]

@fading shuttle has been warned.

[upbeat bobcat]

When did Alex joined

[scenic sable]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[clear prism]

Mentally, of course

[upbeat bobcat]

O that

Alex started it all

[placid sail]

I agree, it was all his fault

[fading shuttle]

i posted a funny psyop meme, i cannot be blamed for the religious discussion

[clear prism]

How could you do this, Alex

[upbeat bobcat]

[scenic sable]

Be better, guys—be better.

[clear prism]

So anyway, let us talk about geopolitics

Mountains are cool, no arguments against it

[placid sail]

with great power of being an idiot comes great risks

I should tread more carefully next time

[upbeat bobcat]

Rate my build

[placid sail]

you didn't even bothered to change the name of the video

I thought WE HAD SOMETHING

don't @ me ever again

[real tinsel]

@placid sail

[fading shuttle]

this is unjust and unfair and i WILL cry

[upbeat bobcat]

Wot

[real tinsel]

i will shit yourself and cum in your pants

[heady crow]

Change the file name atleast

[upbeat bobcat]

Same, was about to ask if Bruno got muted again

[heady crow]

Well it wouldnt be a suprise even to myself

[upbeat bobcat]

It's been a while ha

[heady crow]

Ye june third was the last mute

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz who is still muted

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Poor guy, I do not even remember what he got muted for

[upbeat bobcat]

I remember he saying that he has some gore shit on his comp

Maybe that?

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698618242343895137/996129720657772544/Firm_cake.mp4

[heady crow]

He was being too based

[upbeat bobcat]

Förm

[upbeat bobcat]

ja, dude was so natural evil

[clear prism]

Too based, they had to silence him for a whole week

Oh

Oh no

[upbeat bobcat]

Did you ping or nah?

[fading shuttle]

course not

[upbeat bobcat]

[fading shuttle]

im slightly annoyed not suicidal

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha aight we get it, you can change video names with your core 2 duo and GTS230M

[real tinsel]

i didn't change it

this is the same one as the one i used like 2 months ago

that time i think it was the meth head retard

[upbeat bobcat]

Right, the attention wh....

[burnt roost]

icons

background

svarog

[upbeat bobcat]

Icons Mason, what do they mean

[real tinsel]

the red one means something danger probably bad guy the blue one means something good probably artefact

[grizzled meadow]

That's pog

[burnt roost]

electric fire chemical warp and artefact

[real tinsel]

i was correct

[upbeat bobcat]

Something bad

Something good

[grizzled meadow]

That's fucking pog

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/monki-flips-dies-gif-22251388

[burnt roost]

let me spawn m all so we can see what's up

[grizzled meadow]

Fire should be red, don't @ me

[upbeat bobcat]

Fire should be fire

[burnt roost]

we good, taking note, @-lessly

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

fire is the fire color you dumbo

and @heady crow

[upbeat bobcat]

So many falco's

[real tinsel]

i mean @real tinsel

i mean @ripe ibex

[upbeat bobcat]

@glad kelp

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[glad kelp]

Wat

[burnt roost]

purple for the warpy ones then

[upbeat bobcat]

Alo

[fading shuttle]

the real slim shady moment

[real tinsel]

chemical green, fire orange, electric blue and warp purple

[burnt roost]

yep, was the conclusion

[grizzled meadow]

What is "warp"?

The "vertical" anomaly?

[real tinsel]

vortex

[burnt roost]

the gravitational ones

[grizzled meadow]

That anomaly that bounce you back?

[burnt roost]

ig? the ones next to rookie camp

[real tinsel]

yeah vortex anomaly

[burnt roost]

ok

[grizzled meadow]

Ah okay the one that instantly hit you

Not the one that suck you in

[real tinsel]

wait there are more than 1 gravitational anomalies?

[grizzled meadow]

Two IIRC

[real tinsel]

WHAT

[burnt roost]

wip but alright

[real tinsel]

there's vortex which sucks you in and then hurts you

what's the other one

[grizzled meadow]

One that suck you in and one that hit you as soon as you get too much close to it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/succ-gif-19410770

[real tinsel]

ohh i remember those

i thought they were vortex too

[grizzled meadow]

I guess you mean both of them, then

[burnt roost]

I'm afraid so yea

[grizzled meadow]

So purple for those two, okay

What about the anomalies added by DAO?

[burnt roost]

I mean there are no distinct icons for it in the (VANILLA) textures afaik

ah indeed damn

[real tinsel]

i already hated the original anomalies and now there are more?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

how many

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

Four of five IIRC

[real tinsel]

yeah i'm not updating my gamma

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sure 100% about three of them

[real tinsel]

gonna stick with my beloved rc1

[grizzled meadow]

I don't remember if there are more than three

[burnt roost]

what's the 'check the detector from up close' key

let me purple

[clear prism]

What

[real tinsel]

where's the music

[placid sail]

it's in your head

in your heeeeead

[real tinsel]

no my head is playing another music right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o

sorry bzeek you were wrong, you lost the mind game

admit it bzeek you were wrong

you were wrong bzeek

you guessed wrong my brain wasn't playing the cat breakdance music it was playing Alberto Balsam by Aphex Twin

[clear prism]

😐

[real tinsel]

BZEEK

i'm in your walls

i'm gonna come out when you're sleeping and tickle your asshole hairs

[clear prism]

🤨

[placid sail]

[clear prism]

This is obviously Skill issue

[grizzled meadow]

No sound, 0/10

[grizzled meadow]

Yes sound, 10/10

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602564034146861066/998025883979882588/IMG_0872.webp

[clear prism]

Damnit, not again

[stone blade]

he lives in my walls

no you dont GT

fk off

[clear prism]

Ayo???

[stone blade]

ayo

[clear prism]

Take it back

[pastel quartz]

you're like, the first person so far that listened to balsam aswell

that i know of anyway

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390774786805989377/994950949950996490/afsdjiasgasf.mp4

[real tinsel]

man the players in this game are retarded as hell

[quasi sundial]

Man, ppl that unnironically play this kind of game.. I wouldn't trust them irl

[quasi sundial]

Cs go, rust, ark,....

[real tinsel]

i literally have 2300 hours in this game

[quasi sundial]

Die

[real tinsel]

nevermind it's 2730 hours apparently

[real tinsel]

i uninstalled it last year and have no intention of installing it ever again

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Ark is

Ugh

[quasi sundial]

Come play zomboid with me

[real tinsel]

what the fuck is that mayor

[real tinsel]

okay this time i can actually download the mods

still gonna take at least an hour though

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/998053356343918632/received_378355994358036.mp4

Wake up

[real tinsel]

this sounds like something the ten year old me would make his phone alarm/call sound

[quasi sundial]

My turtle

[upbeat bobcat]

Today's Monssy

[gloomy roost]

Ark PvE is chill

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783379044825694208/997832978640162866/owl_rotate.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah yes the 30 fps ark experience

Requires nasa comp to run at 60fps 1080p

[upbeat bobcat]

mood

[quasi sundial]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700870/Clanfolk/

Steam

Clanfolk

Clanfolk is a challenging medieval colony sim that takes you to the Scottish Highlands and pits you against nature itself. Starting with an empty plot of land and only your closest family, you will learn to survive as you establish your hearth and home, watch over your livestock, harvest your fields, and fight the bitter winter. Whether you grow...

Price

$17.99

Recommendations

218

▶ Play video

https://tenor.com/view/joker-monkey-gif-23280820

[clear prism]

Truly, we live in a society

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/KLEH8RJsYgI

[placid sail]

I've only just noticed the fine print on the detector

[burnt roost]

what are the dalto compatible high-res color sets

[glad kelp]

Damn daniel

Even more artifacts

[slate crown]

Thank god "Jeremy Elbertson" isn't real

[quasi sundial]

every time

[burnt roost]

I'm pretty sure humans are a devolution of pandas

they got the good parts

[real tinsel]

i'm fairly certain the pandas are an evolution of humans

which implies our ancestors used to fuck bears

[burnt roost]

seriously they got all the fun parts, people rant about cats but PANDAS

[real tinsel]

which is pretty metal if you think about it

[burnt roost]

anyway.

[burnt roost]

love is real

[slate crown]

y'all are such a different breed from my last discord server

[burnt roost]

what generic fragrance of edgy may suit you

[slate crown]

I just moved here from a Warframe server

Stalker players built different

Figured that i might as well pay you guys a visit while im here

[burnt roost]

artefact too visible

[upbeat bobcat]

You've come to the right channel brother

[slate crown]

yea i have a feeling I'll be staying here for awhile

[clear prism]

Once you have passed the rite of #🎪bruh-fart, you may never leave

[slate crown]

Just like the Zone

[real tinsel]

don't forget that i live in your walls

if you leave i can make your disappear

[slate crown]

bet

[real tinsel]

you'll disappear into my walls and be my eternal companion

[real tinsel]

we'll do the typical boy stuff like stealing beers from random people's houses and jerking each other off in the pipe section of the walls

[slate crown]

classic

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/добропожаловать-gif-18556640

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-oh-shit-a-am-sorry-gachimuchi-gif-13510847

[slate crown]

it's funny how im gaining more traction here than my Warframe server since all of them are from the opposite side of the globe

[placid sail]

dude

[upbeat bobcat]

Oho there's a traction alright

[clear prism]

The fuck

[real tinsel]

yeah

[burnt roost]

the future is bright

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha is built different

Be wary of him, he's bald

[burnt roost]

what falco r u anyway

I'm lost

[real tinsel]

i'll spill acid on my head to make sure it stays that way

[placid sail]

I was about to say that's probably kha's scalp reflecting the sun again

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/997128262662758542/bubblea.mp4

[slate crown]

I've dealt with people like him all my life

my dad's bald after all

[placid sail]

that's concerning

oh you mean baldness

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

..yea

that's exactly what i meant

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[slate crown]

my discord experience has been boring up until this point

[burnt roost]

ok better

the scan line moves left to right (not politics)

[slate crown]

is this what the actual in-game footage looks like?

[upbeat bobcat]

Careful about what you bring on the table tho

[slate crown]

man idk what chu talkin about

[upbeat bobcat]

Also religion

[upbeat bobcat]

Good, stay that way

[real tinsel]

someone once said that grok reads every channel's messages every day

i bet we're his favorite read

[slate crown]

hey man, i support everyone

[upbeat bobcat]

Willing to be Gaben ha

[placid sail]

now I'm as tainted as everyone else I have the mark of the beast upon me

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

is this what discord does to a mf?

[upbeat bobcat]

This is what we did to Discord more like

[slate crown]

true

[placid sail]

there would have been a lot more bans in such case

like a lot more

[real tinsel]

nah grok is pretty chill

[upbeat bobcat]

That's debatable

[real tinsel]

he's probably banned like a total of 0 people

[placid sail]

like, mayo sending himself cat gifs all alone in brainfart more

[slate crown]

I've had Discord gathering dust for years since I've got no friends online

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm sorry I was slacking lately

[placid sail]

hasn't grok given somebody a mute for just pinging him with stupid shit

[upbeat bobcat]

That's different

[placid sail]

how so? not insisting on anything, trying to understand

[slate crown]

btw if you don't mind me asking

[clear prism]

I do mind

[slate crown]

where are most of you guys from?

[placid sail]

ban him now

[clear prism]

Kill him.

[upbeat bobcat]

If you ping a mod maker etc without literally anything, you'll be warned

[slate crown]

I'd like to retract my question

[placid sail]

ah, you mean that

[upbeat bobcat]

Why

Don't mind gtanil

He's special

[placid sail]

honestly I'm surprised it is even possible to ping grok

[clear prism]

I am not special

I am @clear prism

[slate crown]

aren't we all

[placid sail]

I'd turned off that feature in the first second

[clear prism]

Get it right, libtard

[glad kelp]

Not really

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

ah he's like that

i can get used to this

[upbeat bobcat]

IQ rate ever drops every passing day here

we'll reach hell

[glad kelp]

Their special by being dumbasses smh

Lol

[placid sail]

half of brainfart, if not everyone, is "that way" or another

[clear prism]

Ironically, of course

[placid sail]

riiiiiiiiiiiiight

[clear prism]

None of us are actually retired

;)

[slate crown]

brainrot is real

[glad kelp]

I know lol

[upbeat bobcat]

And there's @glad kelp, bleeding all over the place because not drinking water

[real tinsel]

yeah but he hasn't banned anyone it seems

i went through his profile and there isn't a single ban command

[glad kelp]

True

[real tinsel]

just mutes

[glad kelp]

Lmao

WAit

[upbeat bobcat]

What the fuck

[glad kelp]

Foes that mean

...the mods could ban GROK?!?!

OMG

[upbeat bobcat]

Is Kha actually Grok?

WHAT

[placid sail]

he's got his personal french assassin for that kind of job

[slate crown]

WHO TF IS GROK?

[upbeat bobcat]

Or Grok another account of kha

Dude

[real tinsel]

the admin

[slate crown]

oh

[glad kelp]

Admin of this server

[upbeat bobcat]

He's the creator of the GAMMA modpack

[real tinsel]

have i been grok all this time?

[placid sail]

the admin lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

You thought you were Falco but...

[slate crown]

maybe the real grok were the friends we made along the way

[real tinsel]

like bzeeko said i am a collective consciousness

a hivemind

[glad kelp]

You kinda really are

[upbeat bobcat]

What was those bugs in Mass Effect

[real tinsel]

a massive scrotum filled with unique testicles

[upbeat bobcat]

Collective hive minds

[placid sail]

this hivemind arc is still on its many skittering feet

[glad kelp]

Stupid thing about me is some thing i can do alone but absolutely won't do

Unless with someone else

[placid sail]

I forgor

but I get what you mean

[glad kelp]

Like searching a fuckin job ;_;

[upbeat bobcat]

They are literally collective sdogjısdogjısdogjı

[glad kelp]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

O no

They aren't

wait

[placid sail]

I think the galaxy UN tried to use the bugs against krogans and then something went very wrong and they were like shit nevermind

[slate crown]

wat

[glad kelp]

Stop saying random bullshit, you're not even making sense xd

[placid sail]

it's such a shame to play all these cool games with stories and plots and remember next to fucking nothing because my memory is shit on a stick

[placid sail]

quiet you bleeding vermin

[glad kelp]

Hehe

[real tinsel]

man fucking same. I remembered absolutely nothing from dishonored while replaying it except for the part where ||you get betrayed by the loyalists||

the rest was like as if i was playing it for the first time

[placid sail]

ok google help me out

ah

it was Rachni

[glad kelp]

I remember everything

[slate crown]

damn I've always wanted to try dishonored

such a goated game

[glad kelp]

I played dishonored or atleast a part of it thanks to a friend who had it

Great game

[upbeat bobcat]

https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Collector

Collector

[real tinsel]

try it, worth every second

[glad kelp]

REcommend it

[upbeat bobcat]

fml

[placid sail]

well

then it's two hivemind insect races

[slate crown]

I've been trying to find new games to play so this one is definitely on then list

[placid sail]

but collectors aren't truly a hivemind insectoid race now

they were cucked by reapers weren't they

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah..

"Periodically, individual Collector drones are "possessed" by an overseer, referred to as the Collector General who is itself being possessed by the Reaper known as Harbinger. In effect,"

[glad kelp]

https://deadcells.fandom.com/wiki/The_Collector

[upbeat bobcat]

Only this part

[placid sail]

I will always hate dishonored for the dumbest choice it presented to me

[glad kelp]

That is?

[upbeat bobcat]

"save the underage"

[placid sail]

to use all of it cool tricks and magics and get a bad ending
OR
to be a stealthy pacifist and get a good ending

[real tinsel]

you can't kill her though unfortunately

[upbeat bobcat]

yes

https://masseffectfanfiction.fandom.com/wiki/Russian_Galactic_Empire

[placid sail]

it's like playing a fucking office clerk in GTA

[upbeat bobcat]

Also wtf

[glad kelp]

Me who does gud ending

[placid sail]

what

[placid sail]

ME

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't remember Russians being in Mass Effect

[placid sail]

ME DO GOOD ENDING

[real tinsel]

it gives me the ability to kill literally anybody and anything else except for Emily

[glad kelp]

ME DO GOOD ENDING 2

[clear prism]

The fuck lol

[real tinsel]

you can use the cool tricks and magics without getting the bad ending

[slate crown]

the only thing i know about Dishonored is the flashy stealth video and the "Women only" video

[glad kelp]

True, it can help you in stealth actually

[real tinsel]

you just fuck with people like stealing their shit or throwing glasses around or possessing them and making them puke on their buddies

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

Good Postal days

[real tinsel]

and my favorite is just making them unconscious and just dropping them in a pile on a roof

[glad kelp]

Man i need to try that

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tangled-explain-maximus-horse-peeved-gif-11708683

[real tinsel]

after i'm done with the mission they'll wake up and wonder why they're on top of a roof sleeping with a bunch of random men

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[placid sail]

yeah, like, you can sic a swarm of rats on an enemy
but you should ask rats beforehand to just tickle them gently instead of fucking killing

[real tinsel]

AND you still get the good ending

[glad kelp]

"Babe, did you cheat on me again?"

[slate crown]

i think the only thing stopping me from giving Dishonored a 10/10 is because how bad i am at stealth

skill issue

[placid sail]

in order to do that, you have to answer something to me first

[glad kelp]

Yes

[placid sail]

how a protagonist of a certain japanese cartoon is called

[glad kelp]

He might never guess

[placid sail]

when he leads a peaceful, normal life, and then suddenly, by death or other means, is thrown into a completely different reality with adventures and him becoming a hero?

I think there is a specific term for that

[upbeat bobcat]

Cuck

[slate crown]

isekai?

[upbeat bobcat]

Wait

[placid sail]

thanks, that's the one

[glad kelp]

Lol

[placid sail]

so, answering your question

[slate crown]

finally my weeb knowledge is paying off

[placid sail]

"if you give russian a time travelling machine, they will shit the whole history with their time travelling isekais until the mesozoic period"
Otto Von Bismarck

that is our local humor which stemmed from the fact we have A LOT of shitty pulp fiction books about some random ass guys travelling back in time to save Stalin from something, to kill Hitler, to become a king of a monarchic Russia or some shit like that

seriously, you can make a little castle out of every unique book of that shitty genre

and that wiki article about space russian empire reminded me of that trope

[real tinsel]

if you actually want to kill the funny sherman man with the funny mustache the best way would probably to do it when he's 20 or something

he's pretty much weak and inexperienced at that age and it is less morally uh

whatever that word was

[slate crown]

dubious?

[placid sail]

yeah it's probably explored in deep and astonishingly stupid details in such books, but god forbid I ever read any one of them

[real tinsel]

people who'd kill him while he's a baby are cruel

[slate crown]

or they could've just let him into art school

[real tinsel]

i imagine traveling into his room and planting a bomb in his toilet and when he goes for a poopoo he goes boomboom

[glad kelp]

Lol

[real tinsel]

take my idea and turn it into a book bzeek

[placid sail]

where'd you get the bomb you bald monkey

[real tinsel]

there's a bunch of tutorials on youtube

[placid sail]

riiiiiiiight

[real tinsel]

disguised under weird hentai girl videos

like the first 5 seconds you get some anime girl doing weird talk and then a very detailed instruction video of how to make meth or bombs etc

[placid sail]

say, should we discuss your eulogy while you still alive and haven't started making the bomb yet?

[real tinsel]

i need the time travel thing first

[placid sail]

you know, it's always nice to actually hear it, because, you usually can't

[real tinsel]

then i'll make the bomb

[placid sail]

oh

yeah, good thinking

[real tinsel]

you travel to funny sherman man with the funny mustache's quarters, you make a bomb while he's not in his room, you plant the bomb in his toilet, you wait until he has to shit, he comes, he shits, he explodes

and after that it's just up to you what you wanna do

[placid sail]

so you're gonna just wing the whole making process

[real tinsel]

oh you meant eulogy

[placid sail]

at his place?

[real tinsel]

yeah

pretty much

he's leading a fucking army he has more tools to make a bomb than i do

[placid sail]

you would make a great material for a russian time travelling isekai!

[real tinsel]

the best i could make is a pipe bomb

the best i could make in his place is...something better than a pipe bomb

i could also just skip the whole bomb process and steal a grenade from his armory then plant it in his toilet

[placid sail]

that would make a great article in the news

"strange bald southerner found dead in furrer's quarters. hands are blown off"

[real tinsel]

you put absolutely no faith in me

i am pretty much qualified to handle explosives without blowing my dick off

[placid sail]

now that's just uncalled for

I gave you so much faith, that you even made it to his quarters!

[real tinsel]

bad bzeeko

[placid sail]

pretty sure you're alive only because your shaving razors come with round edges, like toy scissors

[real tinsel]

mean

[slate crown]

bold you you to assume he has any hair to shave in the first place

[real tinsel]

no i have a lot of hair

my body makes them like it's essential for my survival or something

[placid sail]

unless you have that one wacky gene

[slate crown]

yea who needs eyebrows anyways

[placid sail]

which makes hair follicles vulnerable to testosterone

[slate crown]

alopecia?

[placid sail]

then you're not exactly hairy, looking more like a monk

[real tinsel]

my legs have SO MUCH hair that every time i'd sleep with my ex she would make me take off my pants because my legs were too "fluffy" and she liked touching them

[placid sail]

I like that guy, he knows smart words

[slate crown]

auto correct came in clutch

[placid sail]

well, I think that gene mutation only affects the scalp hair

cos I've seen a couple guys with condition being also quite hairy everywhere else

I dunno, I pull that stuff out of my finger, go figure

[real tinsel]

i am hairy everywhere, including my head

[slate crown]

is something a bald man would say

[real tinsel]

i shave perfect bald and in less than a week hair is covering my head again

[slate crown]

i was tempted to shave bald last summer as well

the heatwave was fucking unbearable

[real tinsel]

one time i did a full shave of my entire body which took approximately 2 hours and in less than 2 weeks i was hairy again

[plucky void]

ok chewbacca

[slate crown]

2 hours? those are rookie numbers

i shaved 1 leg and it took me an entire afternoon

[placid sail]

hair is actually helping you to prevent the overheating

especially if it's curly

[real tinsel]

what the fuck man were you shaving with a sharpened wood or something

[placid sail]

were you filming porn?

or are you a professional swimmer?

[slate crown]

yea i know but i live in the tropics

[real tinsel]

no it was summer and the hair was making me extremely uncomfortable due to sweat everywhere

[placid sail]

sweat is helping you too cool off

[real tinsel]

my ass has so much hair that you can barely see the flesh

[placid sail]

oh god

why should we know this

[real tinsel]

you practically asked for it

[placid sail]

no I didn't

[real tinsel]

i assumed you asked for it

so you did ask for it

[real tinsel]

one time i read somewhere that ass hair silences your farts

[plucky void]

IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND ASS THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH

[real tinsel]

which explains why mine never have any sound

[slate crown]

It really does

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT IS A MAN?

🍷

[placid sail]

oh so you're just sitting there, enjoying a tale of kha's hairy ass huh

[real tinsel]

proof that falco lurks on brainfart 7/24

even while he sleeps

[grizzled meadow]

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

[slate crown]

what a legend

[placid sail]

nah he doesn't care about your ass, he's waiting for an entry for memes

[real tinsel]

he is enjoying it alright

[placid sail]

maybe it's all just a dream

[grizzled meadow]

BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

[placid sail]

maybe I'm in a madhouse already

[real tinsel]

you're in my head, my imagination

[slate crown]

oh shit you made him hostile

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/IdAmkx8eAos

[placid sail]

your imagination fucking sucks buddy, I have a lot of complaints

[real tinsel]

i know sorry

i won't be taking your complaints however

[placid sail]

sobs a little well fuck you too

[slate crown]

you two seem like close friends

[real tinsel]

he's my personal doktor

he gives me advices which i never take

[slate crown]

same

[plucky void]

this game was brutal

most arcade games were tbf lol

[placid sail]

I turned off his cringe inhibitors long ago and don't know how to turn them on back, he's that way since then

[plucky void]

gotta eat them coins

[slate crown]

all arcade games were ridiculously hard so they make you spend more money at arcades

[placid sail]

I envy you dirty westerners, the sheer diversity of arcade games you must have had

[slate crown]

bro im literally asian

[placid sail]

well, almost everyone else had it better! we got so little of them

it's a bit better nowadays, but I'm too old and stupid for that now

I should go for some arcade games some day

[slate crown]

i assume you're russian and you'd be surprised how close we are to each other

[placid sail]

are you from azerbaijan too?

[glad kelp]

Unless skill

[placid sail]

oh god is that another alt account of khaaytil

could you stop with that seriously

[slate crown]

no idea where that is but try a little more down south

[glad kelp]

Niet

[placid sail]

KZ?

Africa?

India?

[slate crown]

try below china

[glad kelp]

Do you atleast know super mario?

[placid sail]

sigh

go go google maps

[glad kelp]

[slate crown]

it's ok take your time

[placid sail]

ah

Thailand?

[plucky void]

I mean... most arcade games were made by japanese devs

[slate crown]

a little more to the right

[placid sail]

yes

[glad kelp]

Ok good

Pacman?

[placid sail]

Vietnam?

[slate crown]

bingo

[placid sail]

huh

neat

[placid sail]

and japanese culture seeps so much into America you sometimes wonder who bombed who

so pretty sure they got all the good stuff

[slate crown]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"

[real tinsel]

they bombed each other

[placid sail]

I can judge only by my very restricted experience and impression of american streamers, but to that extent, almost all of them seems to like and have played zelda, mario, metroid, metal gear

[real tinsel]

metal gear is on gog.com so if you want to play it you can go and buy there

[slate crown]

i was lucky enough to have american relatives so i was influenced by American games at an early age

[real tinsel]

also myabandonware.com has pretty much all the classic arcade games free to download

[placid sail]

my point is that japanese gaming industry has had a lot of customers in America

[plucky void]

yes

[real tinsel]

i'm assuming you meant to reply to this

[placid sail]

it's not the same without that plastic gun and the dimmed light and the different arcade machine sounds and screams of children

and also I'm criminally lazy

[real tinsel]

you're lazy to download it on your pc but not lazy to go to an arcade place and play there?

[placid sail]

it's a different experience!

[real tinsel]

most of them you don't even need to download, they can be played on the browser

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

the arcades which I enjoyed the most in my childhood were Time Crisis, House of the Dead and Metal Slug

House of the Dead scared me so much I tried to not shid my pants everytime, but I still played it

and when I got a little older, the got better too! better graphics, better gameplay, Time Crisis and House of the Dead even got new weapons

[slate crown]

i always fantasized about stealing those plastic guns from the arcades

Time crisis was so fucking good too

[urban ocean]

Gamma good for 1.5.2 or avoid updating for now?

[urban ocean]

My most played arcade game.

That, Marvel vs 1 and 2 and Virtua On

The Aliens vs Predator beat em up by Capcom was also good

[swift scarab]

I think Grok fixed it based on announcements, but I’d wait a little longer just to be safe.

[mortal violet]

can we get this scope in gamma thx

[plucky void]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1547511268751609857

Ramges Jeyes 🆓 best pld in batasan hills (@Reyesynthesis)

ZOOTOPIA PORN IS CANON IN THE RESIDENT EVIL UNIVERSE

U HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

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I saw this shit. You have to see this shit as well.

also hope Disney sues

[clear prism]

What the fuck

@plucky void This is why I am not watching that show lol

[real tinsel]

seeing this guy reminded me of this thing of his

[plucky void]

the fuck

is he a bear

THEIR PERIODS ATTRACT BEARS

[real tinsel]

bears are weird

he could also be a shark

[gloomy roost]

Aaaaaaaaaah

This deadbeat just had to make sugarr cookies

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826918360029069312/997683776706584657/Mmk.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722891111017742337/998236675236974723/redditsave.com-difference_between_a_light_bulb_and_a_pregnant-jo3cq2saj4161.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/998271085961302106/videoplayback-1.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333182463885049856/998227422409408652/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.mp4

loud

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow irl

[placid sail]

tbf that pizza on its own looks kinda sketchy

and that guy doesn't really look or sound italian

so Falco's sense of beauty wouldn't be insulted probably

oh btw @grizzled meadow is italian mafia actually very homophobic?

wait, can I ask that?

[real tinsel]

isn't any kind of mafia pretty much homophobic?

[placid sail]

I saw it in a show

[real tinsel]

they have all that pride stuff going

and not the gay pride, regular pride

[placid sail]

true, ours is for sure, it's literally the worst position in prison

[real tinsel]

still not sure why the gay are called pride

[placid sail]

huh? wdym?

[real tinsel]

sorry had a brainfart there

[placid sail]

you mean why is "gay pride" a phrase?

[real tinsel]

wait "gay pride" ?

i thought the gays are called pride

[placid sail]

eh I don't think so

unless they think of themselves as lions

which would actually make some sense, but I thought it's just a phrase meaning they're proud, and not ashamed of their sexual orientation

some bypassing westerner could probably correct us on that

[real tinsel]

27 celsius is normal

[glad kelp]

A bit too much innit?-

[heady crow]

For you maybe

[real tinsel]

i'll bring down your walls

[echo vigil]

Just imagine that its Freedom

[real tinsel]

no need to imagine, i've actually done that

heheh it was fun making this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OII7raNdv8

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/421865513820618752/998265425227948042/American_Psycho_in_Fallout_4.mp4

[plucky void]

crackermilk always good

[placid sail]

damn

I guess we never know

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680959072920535090/997828218134466600/samsungringtones.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Fun fact: he's italian

[grizzled meadow]

No

1.5.1 is still what you need to use

[real tinsel]

is there even anything new in 1.5.2?

i heard it just has some minor fixes

[grizzled meadow]

It's mostly minor fixes and stuff that makes Anomaly vanilla more stable

But obviously it change stuff

Making most mods incompatible

[scenic sable]

#📎to-do —add mushrroms to forest biomes

@grizzled meadow: "What mashrooms? Dere ees no mashrooms! I stick to de plan!" 🤌

[plucky void]

1/10 MC didn't start dancing as well

[upbeat bobcat]

Blame Microsoft

[quartz saffron]

Maybe in 6 months when co-op is actually released

[placid sail]

Cadia standn't

[plucky void]

guy goes full ren&stimpy

[grizzled meadow]

This is what is wrong with this server

[glad kelp]

Ha

Ha

Fun

[upbeat bobcat]

A bit of lag there ha Crystal?

Nvm playing Roblox for 7 hours

[lavish dragon]

@grizzled meadow This you?

[glad kelp]

Lmfao

Me lagg?

My friend had lagg sure

[glad kelp]

Imagine a rythm game on controller

[upbeat bobcat]

There are some

Hatsune Miku's series are like that and fuckin hell are they hard to play

Persona's rythm games

https://store.steampowered.com/app/356400/Thumper/

Steam

Thumper

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Price

$19.99

Recommendations

3272

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And this is one of my favs, played on PS4 and PC.

[glad kelp]

I agree

Imma look for "thumper"

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVZyLjq-bhE

This was a cute idea but the UI is horrendous, can't really concentrate on anything

I lost it at car tyre part

Oh

Welcome back Shoebill

[random rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/998266379729907733/trim.6596B263-472C-451F-BCF9-E97911D466C4.mov

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/5vQOlRDQleE

[quartz saffron]

Lmao where is this from

[gloomy roost]

POV: You left flash on in camera settings.

[placid sail]

lookie what I've found

https://youtu.be/V7Gtpa3zjHM

[clear prism]

Yooooo

@pastel quartz is back!

[glad kelp]

It's time for your dsily vitamin p

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/993943266540130415/suck.mp4

[severe linden]

[placid sail]

blessed ratposting

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/iKkI2JX7kMo damn I wish I spoke Russian, this guy is reading out original stalker 2 design document

This is the 2011 version of stalker 2 he is talking about

[clear prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603263019945951232/969678408290287656/Volvo_Shitpost.webm

[swift scarab]

Me when I play SS13

My man didn’t tell me fast enough

[hushed marsh]

@crimson pagoda

@rapid remnant

[crimson pagoda]

im not kidding this shit made me bust out laughing

its so fucking unfunny if reverts back to hilarious

[rapid remnant]

MmmmMmm yeah cheezies

[hushed marsh]

I saw this show up in my phone like

[rapid remnant]

WITH IMPACT FONT

[hushed marsh]

here is a text from your mother

and its this

I was filled with dread

[quartz saffron]

I can’t wait for August… September….October… and the first half of November

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977949978918019212/995336726052614256/scratazon.mp4

[clear prism]

Hmmm

That Spanish flag is a bit wrong

[plucky void]

it's the other spain

the one without an "s"

[clear prism]

Ohhhh

San Francisco, of course

[quartz saffron]

Jajajaja is European right?

[clear prism]

Ja

[hushed marsh]

Jah is the dude Skinflint keeps talking about

[ripe ibex]

Quake 3 enjoyers

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal-dude-speech-bubble-postal-speech-bubble-gif-26023521

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/letobrak-toprak-deniz-mete-postaldude-gif-21024851

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-nvm-nvm-hatred-its-game-o-clock-game-o-clock-gif-21772406

[plucky void]

Hatred good ending

[glad kelp]

Bro just stood there

Also i feel ugh and i look like an undead

Literally

Red eye, totally bleached face, tired ass face

[mortal violet]

sounds like you need some alcohol

[glad kelp]

Hahahaha

No i need water friend

Like for real now though i meed to drink

[mortal violet]

drink up

[glad kelp]

I will

My computer decoding my books:

[glad kelp]

Where the fuck do you get those omg xd

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959658402093617192/998492632567263312/aauuughwow.mp4

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

"heh, good thing i'm a people person" - P. Dude after he murdered an entire Asylum so he can get his package

[clear prism]

That is a big bust

[restive sky]

holy shid khazar milkers🥵 🥵 🥵

Abby mommy

[narrow lotus]

stop with the terrorist jokes

all of u

this is actually against discord TOS

[clear prism]

Damn, these weebs are getting out of control

[scenic sable]

p!mute @haughty slate 1d Politically charged macro image.

[foggy mantle]

@haughty slate has been muted for 1 day.

[clear prism]

Yikes

[restive sky]

With such a name who woulda guessed guy is like that

[clear prism]

Truly, the human condition is unpredictable

[heady crow]

@real tinsel time for you to post the laughing at mute clip

[clear prism]

😂 😂 😂

[scenic sable]

Rage quat

[clear prism]

This guy has been around for like 3 months, you know

He will be back

[scenic sable]

I know, but so will his sins.

[clear prism]

😏

[placid sail]

what have you done

kill cam

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-rage-ass-remote-gif-16270544

[scenic sable]

Scroll up, drug

[placid sail]

I've seen it, it's more of an exclamation

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[placid sail]

particularly strange since it's straight from tenor

[fading shuttle]

local person suffers from skill issue

[clear prism]

He is the @placid sail

What did you expect

[placid sail]

but I guess gamma firewall figured it out that it's of a guy trying to push a tv remote up his asshole

[placid sail]

big level up soon, probably the last since the meme is stale now

[clear prism]

It is, yes

The joke has been overdone

You must become one with the Falcos

[placid sail]

speaking of overdone memes

[clear prism]

🤣

Yes

[fading shuttle]

the falcos are just the cringe monolith ripoff

[clear prism]

Monke moment

[placid sail]

no, falcos are the cringe khaaytils ripoff, which are the cringe monolith ripoff

not only it's cringe but it's also a repost in a way

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

[glad kelp]

Who ping

[clear prism]

I will always be @clear prism, the Conqueror of cheese

[glad kelp]

Who tagged meh

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

Crystal is getting a ping whenever somebody says "cringe" lel

[clear prism]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[placid sail]

how are you you little killer

[fading shuttle]

local man suffers from schizophrenia, hears random discord pings

[slim osprey]

I get them from twitter or from friends

[clear prism]

❓

🤔

[slim osprey]

❓

[clear prism]

Talking about Moths?

[glad kelp]

I wish i had such friends

G

[slim osprey]

Yes

[clear prism]

That reminds me of something

[glad kelp]

Yis

[real tinsel]

wait there was a khaaytils thing?

when

[slim osprey]

Bro I don't even know how I made those friends

[clear prism]

This is the only meme I saved from the entire "Moth meme" era

[placid sail]

the impostor incident

[real tinsel]

how did i miss that

you backstabbing cunts doing stuff behind my back

[clear prism]

Bruh what

[placid sail]

when half the brainfart was accused of being your alt account, and some people even confessed so

[clear prism]

Literally missing out on his own lore

[real tinsel]

how can you exclude me from my own uprising

[placid sail]

next level schizo shit

[real tinsel]

oh i thought they named themselves khaaytil

[clear prism]

Some did

[real tinsel]

i know that stuff

[real tinsel]

my true followers

[placid sail]

you gotta have a stern talk with your subpersonalities kha

[glad kelp]

Xd

[real tinsel]

nah they're already in harmony

[glad kelp]

Sadge

Do you lnow where u made em then

[clear prism]

When khaaytil tells khaaytil to have a talk with khaaytil

This is getting confusing

[placid sail]

they will just all slack and forget about it

[slim osprey]

Twitter and discord

[placid sail]

a legion of bald idiots

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the baldness

[real tinsel]

it ended with a romantic thingy but the rest of the movie was really good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTBW6jbHgX0

dunko knows his shit

[glad kelp]

Man

I just feel sorey for myself

[slim osprey]

Why?

[clear prism]

Oh boy

I have a picture for this precise circumstance, hold on

@glad kelp

[slim osprey]

Bro I woke up like 15 minutes ago

[clear prism]

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

[slim osprey]

Have this moth

[slim osprey]

Already did

[placid sail]

useless

won't realise until they do

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J51Q6pOATk

[glad kelp]

Yes

[glad kelp]

Because why not

Smh

[clear prism]

Man, every time

[placid sail]

and that's how you get unprocessed emotions and become 16 and angy for "no reason"~

[placid sail]

oh man, I love that clip

especially how he says "Stan" back

[glad kelp]

Sure

[clear prism]

Needs a lot of sandpaper

[placid sail]

try asking yourself "but really, why I feel so?" see, where that'll get you

be warned though, you probably will feel it even more intense after that

[clear prism]

You do know that anything you say is going right over their head, right?

[real tinsel]

wake up
slit my throat
make some coffee
shit myself due to coffee

[placid sail]

sometimes going through the motions still get some results

[placid sail]

uh

[placid sail]

have you considered dying your hair for maximum authenticity

[real tinsel]

how would you kill your hair

it's an inanimate object

[heady crow]

well my hair is already pretty blond

[glad kelp]

Sometimes going through my emotions might get you nowhere

[placid sail]

||also that would make you even more alike to senator Armstrong||

[heady crow]

just need to grow it out so i get that generic nordic metalhead look

[glad kelp]

I'll just listen to my music and play minecraft

[clear prism]

😂

[heady crow]

ill recreate the cigar image of me when i get to the military and get a buzzcut dw

[glad kelp]

I want watermelons

[clear prism]

Mhm yes, milidai

[placid sail]

going through emotions and accepting them is necessary for your well-being, however bad and unpleasant they seem, it will actually make you stronger in the end. ignoring them and trying to force them away will 100% give you problems

[placid sail]

LESSSGOOOOOOO

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUiLcvuK71w

[glad kelp]

Did that before

[placid sail]

wait I thought they have to have black hair, no?

[glad kelp]

My mental state is always all the way up

[real tinsel]

no it isn't

[clear prism]

Lies

[glad kelp]

Feeling sorry for myself feels like a little thing that just bothers me smh

[heady crow]

maybe in the south but we northern ppl are blond asf, so thats the stereotypical look for me

[glad kelp]

If something bothers you

You deal with it

Or push it away

Let's take an example

[glad kelp]

A chimera attacked me previously and killed me many times

[clear prism]

Dealing with the problem.

[glad kelp]

What do you do? You put all your fucking lead into that beast and cuss at it

[clear prism]

You kindly ask it to stop because it attacking you is triggering you

The chimera then gets cancelled, allowing you to pass

👌

[glad kelp]

The chimera says "kindly piss off" in mutant language

[clear prism]

Hate speech

[glad kelp]

Yes

[clear prism]

Chimera gets banned off of Discord

👌

Great success

[real tinsel]

chimera loses his job, his wife takes the kids and goes back to her mom's house, chimera gets into massive debt, tries to deal with it by consuming insane amounts of alcohol, chimera kills himself

success

[clear prism]

👌 👌 👌

Success

[glad kelp]

Yessss

[glad kelp]

can i take it's heart?

[real tinsel]

sure

[glad kelp]

YES

[clear prism]

🤔

[glad kelp]

Sell it to the ecologists for big big monee

2000 per unit

[clear prism]

Hah

Sell it to the ecologists