🎪bruh-fart

[glad kelp]

Imagine flipping at that sentence fr

[gloomy roost]

My toxicity consists of turning on the music, getting annoyed and then spamming whoever made me the most mad at the end, as in "Yasuo is a alive"/Border clicking spam.

I rarely type

[upbeat bobcat]

Invulnerable toxic people are like that

[gloomy roost]

What is TR

[upbeat bobcat]

Trademark

[glad kelp]

Who the fuck are toxic people
Do they exist?

[gloomy roost]

Oh

Heh

So EUW and east

Anywhere in fact

[upbeat bobcat]

It's Turkey

[gloomy roost]

Turkey has it's own server?

Damn

[upbeat bobcat]

Yep

[placid sail]

in animal kingdom, calmness is considered as a sign of being confident in yourself/the situation, and being confident in that is considered a danger for said cussing idiot, because it implies mayo being better than them in some way

[gloomy roost]

EUW4lyfe.

[upbeat bobcat]

Russia and Turkey will be having their own servers in most online games because devs won't like them in common areas.

[placid sail]

therefore, mayo reacting calm is in some way is even more provocative than saying nothing at all or cussing back

[gloomy roost]

My friend also just told me, after spending all this money in league it would be stupid to stop playing. And I had to agree.

[real tinsel]

damn i didn't think that's an animal thing

[glad kelp]

WHY IS THIS SO true and why do toxic people just tend to flip so much??? xD

[glad kelp]

To some people yes

To me personally i would be like "ok" and walk away

[upbeat bobcat]

because they work with the sith code

Acting on emotions, anger

[glad kelp]

fuckin animals

[placid sail]

the only difference that the actual animal, if it were to try to attack something and seeing that something is calm/confident, would think "uh oh I don't like that he may have a reason to be calm, better not risk it and bail"

[gloomy roost]

1 Master and 1 whatever a sith padawan is

[placid sail]

that's the reason why cats can bully shit much larger than them btw

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I was confident in myself, I just don't care and don't get tilted in basic swears.

[placid sail]

they're so furious and aggressive regardless of enemy size, that said enemy usually thinks "yeah fuck that something is fishy here"

[upbeat bobcat]

I need a creative way of tilting me so I can respect.

[glad kelp]

Basically i just let them talk

To see how much full of shit they are

[placid sail]

i.e. cats are bullshitting enemies sometimes in a game of bluff

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/started-blasting-gun-eyeglasses-so-anyway-i-started-blasting-gif-16955226

[placid sail]

because 👏 toxic 👏 people 👏 are 👏 insecure 👏 and 👏 unstable

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

So that means you can manipulate them easily?

[upbeat bobcat]

Just like Ivan shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

it is a confidence in a way, so you may pat yourself on a back for being a complete chad in league

[glad kelp]

Yes

[placid sail]

duh

[upbeat bobcat]

I was sharpened in Rocket League

[glad kelp]

DuH 🤪

[upbeat bobcat]

That game tilted me ngl

[gloomy roost]

I liked tilting people in BO's

[upbeat bobcat]

Because I used to think I was good at that game

[glad kelp]

I'm good at minecraft

[gloomy roost]

Stick to it

It'll do ya good

[placid sail]

perhaps you're chill in league because you're not as invested in it as in race ball game

[glad kelp]

Not like my soul is too old

[placid sail]

also yeah mayo you're racist

[gloomy roost]

That was random

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why I play ARAM, I don't care. I can learn new champions and stuff.

I don't try to be good.

[placid sail]

it's a popular joke here

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam that's true

[glad kelp]

It really is

[gloomy roost]

And Shoebil was what?

[glad kelp]

I am anti racist then

[placid sail]

you sneaky bastard I saw that

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

He's Egyptian

[gloomy roost]

Damn

Poor guy...

He got sand everywhere

[upbeat bobcat]

Not exactly racist or anything but didn't see much of western way

[glad kelp]

Time to make glass

Invest in sand

Make glass tower

Realise it isn't stable

[upbeat bobcat]

He tries to blend in, make a joke or two about dark humor but takes it too far without noticing and yeah

[gloomy roost]

Ye

[glad kelp]

Yep

[upbeat bobcat]

yes

[gloomy roost]

That other post that was /pol in the other half

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't know what youre talking about

[gloomy roost]

I get timid when I post a pic that contains putin here infact

Good

[placid sail]

I've just realised that saying you're racist and then finishing with a punchline explaining that you're playing rocket league doesn't clarify anything since their community is apparently even more toxic than league's

so you're just saying "yeah I'm racist" that way

[glad kelp]

What the hell...

[placid sail]

marked one wad da heeeeeeel

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Holy shiet

[placid sail]

good

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/997346572306235452/69768038812ed35134021665d5261ab7.mp4

[placid sail]

I was already uncomfortable when somebody's started posting russian memes here

like

oh no.

they're here. they've found their way here. it's over now.

[upbeat bobcat]

Everyone has their racist side come on

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

That's how humanity forced to develop

[placid sail]

oh btw just in case of sudden eventual russian/ukrainian incursion here

[gloomy roost]

Here in SA it's a part of life in fact.

Unfortunately

[placid sail]

I'm somewhere from Netherlands, and you don't know much about other than that, ok?

[glad kelp]

Ok!

Bye

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Literally

Idk

[gloomy roost]

My one friend actually moved to Netherlands

[upbeat bobcat]

More like swamp

[gloomy roost]

Now he can play league with 20 ping..

[glad kelp]

God no fuck no

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

they've actually made their swamp quite decent

[upbeat bobcat]

I am the server biatch

[placid sail]

you gotta give them that

[gloomy roost]

Pls give more ping Sir

I have 170

[upbeat bobcat]

Ouch

[glad kelp]

Ok I'm coming then

[gloomy roost]

Eh

I mean

Back in the day it was 220

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah I know, it's just the meme

[gloomy roost]

Then fibre and more underwater lines from us to EU came along

[upbeat bobcat]

I live in swamp as well but they made it concrete

[glad kelp]

"Your puter has virus"

[placid sail]

also, did you know that they're currently one of the top 10 world agrarian exporters since they've built a big ass indoors full cycle control automatic farm which pumps a lot of vegetable food cultures like crazy&

[glad kelp]

WHAT?!?

[gloomy roost]

That's pretty good

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal heard berries in that sentence

[glad kelp]

Can you show me the report?

[gloomy roost]

Autofarm tech lessgo

[glad kelp]

Minecraft was first

[upbeat bobcat]

So that's why you invested in Rimworld

[gloomy roost]

Rimworld hyrdo farms

I use custom soil mods

[placid sail]

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/holland-agriculture-sustainable-farming

for example

[upbeat bobcat]

Sex soil

[gloomy roost]

RJW exclusive

[placid sail]

oh no

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

Getting soil progerante

[placid sail]

don't utter that cursed name here

[gloomy roost]

My other friend uses it all the time.

[glad kelp]

T h a n k s

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't know what that thing stands for so

[gloomy roost]

Good Mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll just act cool

[gloomy roost]

It's better that way

[placid sail]

I've never even played it, pawnmorpher was enough to weird me out completely

but I know of this evil

[gloomy roost]

I wanted to try Pawnmorpher

But eeeeeh

[placid sail]

unless you're a furry or a werdo

do not

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-bruh-weak-sick-gif-16818912

[gloomy roost]

I don't even know why I have the Rimnetics/vanilla expanded genetics one if it's gonna take so much effort

[placid sail]

I'd suggest you settle for Vanilla Genetics Expanded instead

[gloomy roost]

I did infact

[placid sail]

a continuation of a great mod

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

Expanding things so much really make things meh at some point

[placid sail]

which is even greater now

[glad kelp]

What's a pawnmorpher and where does it exist?

[placid sail]

I've made a boomalope/human hybrid

it shits IED

[upbeat bobcat]

Go my son

boom

[gloomy roost]

Ohno

[placid sail]

also, it floats

[upbeat bobcat]

Not even politics

wtf

[placid sail]

also, when it dies, not only it blows up, like all boomalope hybrids do

[gloomy roost]

time

[upbeat bobcat]

Flying boomalope/human hybrid

[placid sail]

it explodes with corrosive acid.

[upbeat bobcat]

How

[glad kelp]

Where this game

Or vid

Or movie

[upbeat bobcat]

Not on xsucc

[placid sail]

I had two raiders kill my first humanlope hybrid

[glad kelp]

Do not care

[upbeat bobcat]

Rimworld

[gloomy roost]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2801160906&searchtext=genetics

[upbeat bobcat]

Steam

[placid sail]

they both eventually were burned to death with acid

[glad kelp]

Tenks 🥖 👍

[placid sail]

slowly. gently. this is how a life is taken.

[upbeat bobcat]

Just like Darkest Dungeon 2's development

[gloomy roost]

Also glad the dragon mod finally updated

[upbeat bobcat]

Epic exclusive

[placid sail]

also there is cat/boomalope hybrid

[glad kelp]

Game looks rad actually

[placid sail]

or, well, some sort of hybrid with a cat

[gloomy roost]

This is only a mod

[placid sail]

which has a suffocating ranged attack, since it is apparently shooting balls of fur

[upbeat bobcat]

That's a mod Crystal, not the main game

[glad kelp]

i know

They kinda said that in the vid

Ngl

"You normally don't progress so fast in the game"

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm surprised Rimworld is allowed in Deutschland tbh

[glad kelp]

Y though

[gloomy roost]

I have to wait like 10 minutes to get into my game tho

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh

[placid sail]

also there was a time before that mod, when its ancestor, Genetic Rim, had custom hybrid sprites instead of the current, vanilla-friendly ones

[upbeat bobcat]

No optimisation can better this

[gloomy roost]

SSD

[placid sail]

they were fucking unnerving

[gloomy roost]

My beloved

[placid sail]

some dude went ham with them

[gloomy roost]

Also the BEEES

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not about SSD tho, it's about the Unity limitations

[glad kelp]

I cannot imagine thid

[upbeat bobcat]

Game more complex than Tarkov

[gloomy roost]

Exploding bees lessgo

[glad kelp]

Damn

[gloomy roost]

What a glow up

[glad kelp]

Must day both kinda look good though

[narrow lotus]

Angery

[gloomy roost]

I would be too Ledy

[placid sail]

there were much scarier examples, but I can't find them

[gloomy roost]

We're doing man made horrors beyond comprehension

[placid sail]

bird/bulgarian hybrid

[glad kelp]

find them

[placid sail]

can now fly and steal stuff

fucking catroaches dude

[glad kelp]

Yooooo

Why does it look cool to me

[placid sail]

meow skitters towards you very fast on its many legs

[glad kelp]

Tbh

I would act normal on that sight

Idk why

[placid sail]

oh and there was a mod called Cosmic Horrors which was actually compatible with Genetic Rim

[glad kelp]

What?-

[placid sail]

which allowed you to make hybrids of normal animals with cosmic horrors beyond one's imagination

[glad kelp]

Some of them still look ok but most just huff

is that a fucking hydra prototype

It fuckin is

What the hell

[real tinsel]

can you make them have a gigantic cock?

asking for myself

[glad kelp]

Man

What the hell

[placid sail]

hybrids are sterile by default

[real tinsel]

a cock doesn't mean one must be fertile or something

[placid sail]

but you can use a special booster during their gestation in a new version of the mod which allows the to reproduce

unfortunately for you, nothing graphical

[glad kelp]

Ha

[real tinsel]

i'll make it graphical

[placid sail]

I suppose you'll need the cursed mod for that

[glad kelp]

Nobodys stopping you there

[upbeat bobcat]

Just play sims 4

[glad kelp]

Bro i know a guy that plays sims 4

Idk bout them but idk

[upbeat bobcat]

secks mods

[glad kelp]

Do not play sims

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/3ZeHmdJnny4

[upbeat bobcat]

More like language barrier

[placid sail]

vargskeletor had some pretty unhinged sims streams

no sexo since it's twitch, but there were Dio from JoJo, car assassinations and unhealthy amount of memes

also I think he was buying crack from someone

(in sims)

[glad kelp]

Huh

Prolly a mod?

[upbeat bobcat]

Ugh

It was fun at first but then again, boring after some time

Especially with Joel's fake force laughing

[real tinsel]

this reminds me there's a mod in fo4 that lets you become a drug runner

[placid sail]

a lot of mods

[glad kelp]

Called it

[upbeat bobcat]

Such a big brain

[placid sail]

I don't think it's fake (at least all the time), he's just built that way

[gloomy roost]

Think sims is about on of the games I haven't tried mod. But then again my sister plays it modded when she gets time but these days it's just Geeeeeeeeenshin.

[upbeat bobcat]

Doesn't look like vanilla

ı

[placid sail]

chromosome deficient, bepis-fuelled swede

[glad kelp]

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

You can tell when it's fake

[placid sail]

well gee Mayo guess I'm not as an acute eyed medium as you are

[upbeat bobcat]

Not always fake ofc, dude has a humor of a fucking garbage can

Just as we are

[placid sail]

true

I usually get my giggles out of it when he goes completely overboard with his antics and it's complete retardation followed by his retarded giggles

[upbeat bobcat]

If you watch and listen as long as I have, you can tell Joel just as Vinny when they trying to force themselves laugh

Not giggles and such yeah

It's just pushing a laugh

I can notice it because it annoys me

[placid sail]

I mean you gotta understand that it's theirs bread and butter, even if they don't want to be fake, their inner anxiety about being a good entertaining streamer surely would kick in

it's a very anxious field of work, really

[upbeat bobcat]

Ofc, they are the face of Vinesauce and it works

Their fanbase are as low IQ as us

[placid sail]

if you're not a complete idiot or a narcissist who believe that everyone will adore you always, there's that ever present fear of being relevant

[upbeat bobcat]

Yikes

[placid sail]

damn dude holding no punches for streamers and their audience huh

[upbeat bobcat]

If the audiences are like fucking bandwagons nowadays

My fav simped streamer said this so it must be true

hahaaaaa windows 10 sucks

Joel's fanbase in general

Dude doesn't even know what CPU he is using

Let alone giving "facts" like Windows 10 sucks and fanbase is eating it

The fact is, it's a bandwagon and people will treat Windows 10 in couple years just like Windows 7 because "old is always better" durr hurr

That's what tilts me

Thank god I tilted myself YEAH

I got energy now great, now to go smoke

[placid sail]

ahaaaa

so that's how we tilt you!

with hypocritical bullshit and pretentious people!

[clear prism]

Man, sometimes I miss Crystal

RIP, gone forever, just like Crystal reaper

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-cat-chonk-cats-cute-tickle-gif-22976826

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup

[plucky void]

people always do that when 10 released there were people saying 8 was good

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/chonm-cat-cat-running-chonk-running-cute-gif-16006839

[plucky void]

also take what you said about joel's laugh back https://youtu.be/R9MXTyA0Z4Q?t=1318

[gloomy roost]

Chonkers

[quasi sundial]

mfw joel start his stream without saying "alright..."

[plucky void]

the only laugh better than the one in that video is the laddergoat guy laughing

[placid sail]

goddamit mayo now his laughs sound a bit forced

how could you taint the already expired joy of joel for me

[glad kelp]

Why is here no shitpost material

[glad kelp]

Mfs scared of their reflection

[glad kelp]

Wdym

Both are here

Crystal and reaper

[clear prism]

No, you are Crystal Reaper

No Crystal or Crystal reaper

[placid sail]

fake and gay

[clear prism]

He is impostor.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-22065664

[upbeat bobcat]

He's Cwystal, Crystal was a fine person.

Fisting people in FO4, this one uses a weapon

[glad kelp]

Yes

[quasi sundial]

can't say N word, we're limited here

https://tenor.com/view/referferf-gif-25391448

[narrow lotus]

hahah lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874927352667324487/997101770847301664/unknown.png

Close your eyes Crystal, this meme isn't for you

[clear prism]

🤣

[quasi sundial]

relatable

https://tenor.com/view/cat-weird-weird-cat-meow-gif-20536115

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude took of like Toreno

[plucky void]

mfs put undead burg in stranger of paradise

[placid sail]

I mean I wouldn't be opposed to that, looks fun

weeeee

[mortal violet]

yea

[plucky void]

man discord really needs some function to make it so you can tag specific channels as "never hide" when you decide to collapse a category

like uh

I wanted to tag "general-no-stalker" so it's still visible if I collapse the category, hiding only the other channels

[placid sail]

imagine reading anything but #🎪bruh-fart and #📢announcements lemao

speaking of which

grok just killed the most powerful loophole in the game

• You can't sell furnitures for a high price to traders (to avoid furniture crafting money farm)

the economy is in shambles now

[swift scarab]

At least this doesn’t affect the trout population

[wide bough]

this may adversely affect the stock market though

[placid sail]

Full Empty are now worth about 3000 rubles

not enough for a single medkit, which now actually costs 10k

most of the stalkers are only using melee now, chair legs, to be precise

wooden table shields are getting a surprising rise in popularity though

[placid sail]

oh hey, that's mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

Blurry TAA simulator

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not that beautiful

[placid sail]

you're chonke, as hairy as a cat and look like a biker too, why not?

[plucky void]

Youtube compression simulator

[upbeat bobcat]

I've tried to play the game, it doesn't get any better being blurry and looking like a PS3 game.

And running like it

[upbeat bobcat]

That cat probably doesn't have balls at this point but I do have.

[placid sail]

okay dude, now you're giving a random internet cat a burn

why so bloodthirsty today?

[upbeat bobcat]

Wdym

That's just me

It's just me speaking normally

[placid sail]

sheeesh so you were a meanie all along

I knew it

didn't buy that "yeah league doesn't tilt me" act for a second

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't mean to be mean, I just speak without giving much thought.

[upbeat bobcat]

homeboy made me liar from being mean.

[restive sky]

This will drastically affect the trout market

[mortal violet]

lil man

[quasi sundial]

C'MON ENGLAND

SCORE SOME F'OKING GOALS

[plush geyser]

OOOO INGERLAND KAMOON

[plucky void]

hmm didn't look or run THAT bad when I played it, but it was rather recent

I remember people saying the characters' hair tanked the framerate real bad, but it was fixed

I played after that patch and didn't have much issue

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/168753037353943040/748912006949765190/118199349_1276169192782658_1714947846433458179_n.jpg

[plucky void]

nice

[swift scarab]

Me and the Merc boys in Dead City

[swift scarab]

Average Exo User Experience

[plucky void]

is that sparkling water

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/zomboid-project-zomboid-soulja-boy-zomboid-soulja-boy-crank-that-gif-23910509

[quasi sundial]

^

[pastel quartz]

zomboid gamers be like

[glad kelp]

"Don't use other armors"

"Only use exos"

[swift scarab]

Exactly

[wide bough]

swagging

[quasi sundial]

anyone down to play some zomboid tomorrow

[swift scarab]

Why not now

[quasi sundial]

at work

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/IBPtXQtZPEA

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942742039336980550/997564340360200222/IvsfiAMRvZ6el0D3_1-1.mp4

[urban ocean]

My most recent wish dot com purchase

[swift scarab]

I can play whenever you get off then

[quasi sundial]

ill let u know ^^

[quasi sundial]

wtf is that

would pair nice with this one

[plucky void]

mvidya

[upbeat bobcat]

Gacorce

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/997562447357554688/16576473496362.gif

[swift scarab]

Hmm

I shall roll the dice

Worth it

[upbeat bobcat]

Could be worse

[swift scarab]

What’s yours

[upbeat bobcat]

Foot

[swift scarab]

Kek

[upbeat bobcat]

Not even close my mang, luck is not on my side

I'd even be okay with loli but no foot, it's like the worst case scenerio

[plucky void]

how are big boobs a "secret" fetish

it's practically 50/50 between ass and tits

[clear prism]

This is true

But also not secret, I am very open about this

[urban ocean]

Flat chest, wide hips, phat ass and thicc thighs? NGL I got a fetish for that

[clear prism]

🤝

[plucky void]

there's some weird ass shit in that gif... but nothing expected from weebs

[clear prism]

If we go into more detail, I think the most appealing and important fact is shape and form

If those are just 👌

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the weebs

[urban ocean]

yeah, pronounced but not exaggerated hour glass ratio

[clear prism]

🤝

Just

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-come-on-already-cat-gif-24598868

[urban ocean]

I know they say don't stick your dick in crazy, but crazy do know how to have fun

[mortal violet]

I am pleased

but its not so secret

[urban ocean]

Redditors be like

[swift scarab]

Oof

[clear prism]

?

[urban ocean]

I've had crazy girlfriends in the past.

[clear prism]

Ah yes

[urban ocean]

Worst human beings

But fun as hell

[clear prism]

If she does not go crazy like that, your sex game is not on point

They call it the "crazy switch" for a reason 😂

[urban ocean]

I've had four crazy girlfriends.

First (I'm 20, she's 18): Would come to my house every day at 6:00 p.m. and wait for me to get home from work. I used to work in Yonkers at the time and construction traffic in the early 2000's was so insane I'd not get home till 12:30 a.m. sometimes. She'd just sit in my kitchen and stare at the wall until I got home. Give me a hug and a kiss and then go home herself without saying anything. Broke that off after about 6 months.

Second (I'm 21, she's 18): Met her in a Starbucks, saw her eyeing my 1999 Mustang GT Convertible. Decided to be daring and asked her if she wanted a ride with the top down. Didn't ask her name or anything. About 15 minutes later we were at her home getting busy. I didn't actually find out her name until she asked me out about 2 weeks later. Turned out she was some hyper radical activist vegan feminist type and kept sending me videos of slaughter house brutality and a bunch of propaganda. About 3 months in she just went full bore crazy and I just started ignoring her.

[clear prism]

That is about 50% too much crazy right there, man

[urban ocean]

Third (I'm 22, she's 19): Met her at Uni via tragic circumstances. Her friend actually had a crush on me and wanted to ask me out, but did so using this girl as a medium. Things started out normal, no issues for the first six months. Then we actually did the deed and it turned out to be her first time. Was a hard lesson for me, learned to never do anything with a virgin ever again unless you plan to marry them. She became hyper possessive and controlling, borderline yandare like actually. Still, she became a sex demon after that and the little bit of time we stayed together after that was the most fun I ever had.

Fourth (I'm 24, she's 18): Met through Match Dot Com. Actually really good relationship for a year and a half. Unfortunately for her, I ran into my (now wife) dream girl from high school and hit it off with her during a business meeting we just happened to run into each other at. Didn't cheat, was totally honest, explained the situation and she just went absolutely fucking ballistic. Like, actually attempted to g-r-ape me twice to make herself pregnant and keep me

[clear prism]

Oh brother, that one

That is peak craziness right there

[quasi sundial]

i come back here and theres no memes

[clear prism]

This is not a memes channel

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390909274923991051/967248712743153784/caption-30.gif

[urban ocean]

She went nuts on myspace and live dot come (they were still things) and was doing everything in her power to slander me among her friends and family

this was around may 2005

I said fuck it, went full bore with my dream girl and we ended up getting married in 2008

Still together

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885

[eager quest]

imgflip.com

[clear prism]

Now that is a good happy ending right there

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/imgflip-imgflip-pro-yes-i-use-imgflip-pro-how-could-you-tell-yes-i-play-genshin-impact-how-could-you-tell-nerd-gif-24967790

[eager quest]

yeah its u

imgflip pro

🤓

[quasi sundial]

yes

🤓

[urban ocean]

This is now a cat posting channel

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399723055389212683/995089231779221585/ezgif.com-gif-maker6.gif

[clear prism]

This was always a cat posting channel

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-nico-toba-head-bang-gif-20734367

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cat-sit-face-gif-10443538

[urban ocean]

Ahahaah fuukin kot

[quasi sundial]

cta

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pacifier-kitten-black-cat-kitty-gif-17838044

[mortal violet]

babe

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/997579709120528484/1yig18jner891-1.jpg

[swift scarab]

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-cat-funny-tuxedo-tail-gif-25172819

[mortal violet]

stupid dumb cta

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-cat-bite-gif-24712197

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/994071119218876426/Cat_ice_cream_vine_boom_sound_effect720P_HD.mp4

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/anicacihla/status/1547761556754116610?t=8c5fpl5LVsEkPPuDSAbChg&s=19

himbo nice (@anicacihla)

my boyfriend just casually dropped the fact that for most of his adult life, he has been able to force himself to wake up from a nightmare by just envisioning the StarCraft menu screen mid-dream and picturing himself hitting the “quit” button on it.

Likes

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2022, 1:54 AM

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/guinea-pig-pet-mmm-myes-pet-pigge-gif-17006069

[clear prism]

Rebecca

[urban ocean]

One of my daughter's passed the other day (Old age) :/

Rip Piggy

[quasi sundial]

F

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/456765862775488513/755124509538779336/2b.gif

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804597746459476000/992975074762162286/Wrastling.mp4

[quasi sundial]

does anyone knows that I need to reset my BIOS to change the cmos battery?

[urban ocean]

changing the battery gonna reset your bios anyway

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377719182663352330/997549148209414285/61deb1107ebf29494d549e647af2050a91fde0c3f556988b5cc3a07072a0d916_1.mp4

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/dUoVyzfludtCZaa3MSNwtDSzPDCh0_-D_3_gftafKyk/%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Deba510b5a668e2c23011636918f9e646a67b4bb9/https/preview.redd.it/g3vjto5w6mb91.png?width=450&height=676

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/997374900132118588/capatalzim.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956017602193424429/997135789081231380/yAFNs78wPg6ZWHOl.mp4 a bit loud

[quasi sundial]

thanks

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297749704920399874/997598914834354257/redditsave.com_529r0ku64sb91.gif?width=407&height=676

There, a minor influx of memes.

[plush geyser]

Pipu and kaki pipi und kakaland

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Oh look you found me

[clear prism]

Ayy @glad kelp

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413805308574564372/997605681920225350/caption-7-2.gif?width=488&height=676

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail don't ever stop this changing nickname arc

[real tinsel]

one day he's going to become too powerful

none of us will be able to stop him

[night sail]

seal?

[quasi sundial]

😳

[real tinsel]

my method of waking up from almost any dream is by pointing out what makes the least sense

[urban ocean]

I don't dream

problem solved

[real tinsel]

but i think my brain is trying to counter this because lately my dreams have become far too realistic

[mortal violet]

I dreamed about pissing and then pissed the bed irl

[real tinsel]

nice

but it wasn't you

i dreamt pissing your pants

[grizzled meadow]

[mortal violet]

keep one eye open tonight

[real tinsel]

i keep both of them open

[mortal violet]

shut one

[real tinsel]

okay

it was becoming restless anyway

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg-HHXuOBlw

[glad kelp]

Hi

[clear prism]

Have a classic German moment

[glad kelp]

Ah

I was thinking of drawing

Again.

[clear prism]

Draw the Alpes

[glad kelp]

No

[mortal violet]

draw me

:)

[glad kelp]

Niet

[mortal violet]

wtf

[clear prism]

Draw

[mortal violet]

dragon

[clear prism]

No

Just draw

Bish

[glad kelp]

When i wanna draw i already have something in mind to draw

Like something that i wanna draw

[clear prism]

Then why are you still here

[glad kelp]

Becausr yes

[clear prism]

Go draw, suka

[glad kelp]

not in that tone

[clear prism]

<:: Citizen. Isolate! ::>

[glad kelp]

Lol

[clear prism]

<:: Stabilization team, holding position. Ready weapons, possible hostiles inbound.. ::>

[placid sail]

unfortunately, it will come to an end eventually, when I'll reach my ultimate form

[placid sail]

that is some galaxy brain shit

[glad kelp]

What will you be then? The ultimate idiot?

[clear prism]

It will all come full circle, he will be bz11k once again

[placid sail]

yes

the ultimate form of an idiot

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

A normal day in Bulgaria

[placid sail]

which one of 20 bulgarian residents of brainfart is getting a tit massage here

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjgum1AZgxc

[grizzled meadow]

Grip your pillow tight

[mortal violet]

yes please

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384

[mortal violet]

oh wait you're not talking about having intercourse are you

[placid sail]

theoretical question

does falco hitting up on khaaytil's alt account counts as cheating

[clear prism]

Yes

And also no

[placid sail]

well, that didn't help

[clear prism]

You have to think of it this way

If a schizophrenic buries his cat, was the funeral really a funeral?

[placid sail]

@real tinsel how do you feel when Falco makes out with your alt accounts?

[placid sail]

wait

[grizzled meadow]

I was just "singing" a song, no cheating involved

[clear prism]

Things start making sense once you know the answer

[placid sail]

yeah yeah, first you sing the song, then you gobble dong

[clear prism]

Falco cheated (caught in 4K) (GONE SEXUAL) SPONSORED NORDVPN

?????¿??

[grizzled meadow]

(EPIC) (NOT A JOKE)

[placid sail]

khaaytil will have a huge fight with khaaytil

[clear prism]

Standard schizophrenic happenings

To be honest, it is a fight I would definitely buy front tickets of

But not a fight I would read the book and watch the movie adaption of

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fightclub-punch-work-reaction-mrw-gif-4970584

basically

so yeah, you would

you probably already did

[clear prism]

Admit it, you are not Russian. You are worse, you are Russian but with a P

[placid sail]

damn that was some pretty tasty baklava for 100 rubles

[placid sail]

I'm not Russian

I'm

[clear prism]

Hello ______

I am @clear prism

[placid sail]

dodged

since friday is already over, festive rank is over

[clear prism]

Ohh, now in capitalized letters too

Wait

Capitalized

Capitalism

😐

[placid sail]

where were you going with that you silly goose

[clear prism]

You are obviously a Turkey

[placid sail]

or right, you're the one who's hellbent on destroying corporations

or was it the other guy

MBOsomething or whatever

[clear prism]

That is indeed me

[placid sail]

squdadle

[clear prism]

I do enjoy destroying those damned corpos

[placid sail]

have you ever destroyed one though

[clear prism]

Goddamn bureaucrats and their paper fetish

[placid sail]

or you're enjoying it anticipation

[clear prism]

I actually destroyed two 😂

We do not talk about the third one

[placid sail]

oh, really turns on camera could you elaborate?

[clear prism]

The third one never happened

You just play them in their own game, bro

It is 100% legit

[placid sail]

and thus you turn yourself into a capitalist corpo shill

which isn't exactly a victory from the point of destroying it

[clear prism]

No because I have no corporation

You can not be a corpo slave if you are not in a corpo

Think, Big Hecking Idiot, think!

[placid sail]

you make no sense. just like them! not bad!

[clear prism]

Confuse the enemy by using their own tactics against them

Best example: Internet Zergs

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-chaos-square-enix-gif-21948103

https://tenor.com/view/garland-garland-final-fantasy-chaos-chaos-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-gif-25191597

gtanil character arc in two gifs

[clear prism]

Nah, too edgy

We are reaching Crystal Reaper levels of edge here

[placid sail]

nah

[clear prism]

This is more like it

[placid sail]

you're not shouting in caps yet that you're going to kill somebody with your bare hands

or that younger sister is annoying

we've yet to cross that line

[clear prism]

True that

Ah and do not forget the neglect of health because ||attention||

;)

[clear prism]

Appealing a ban just to tell the mods to ban you for the proper reason, racist commentary

Because cars are awesome, of course

[scenic sable]

Welp, you heard 'em. Time for you all to get banned.

[placid sail]

farewell, gtanil

you were kind of funny sometimes

[clear prism]

I will return again, by the grace of Allah

In spirit, of course. Getting banned from Gamma server is equivalent to dying IRL

[placid sail]

dies of cute

[grizzled meadow]

11/10 video right here

[clear prism]

He is trying to save himself by posting cat videos

[placid sail]

I don't actually know its origins

either something new or very old

[clear prism]

I had the Chinese kids in my sweatshop make that meme for me

[placid sail]

right

[clear prism]

Along with the "No more Chinese sweatshops!" Merch

[placid sail]

uh huh

[grizzled meadow]

The song it's probably from Super Mario Galaxy or one of the many 2D games

[placid sail]

yeah for some reason I thought it's something nintendo-ish too

[grizzled meadow]

It's 100% Mario

I just don't remember which game but since it's that "1-2-3 platform switch" I'd go with Galaxy

Okay it's not Galaxy

It's 3D World

https://youtu.be/5y5yRsR5HR4

[placid sail]

meme acquired

[grizzled meadow]

Also this channel is very innocent

This song is basically known for the game AND for... well, porn

I won't go into details for obvious reasons

[clear prism]

🤔

A little

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow tried to look for examples and found something cursed

be ready Falco

[clear prism]

Sus

[placid sail]

I'm showing it and removing instantly

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

Fuck

[clear prism]

What the hell

[placid sail]

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahahah

[placid sail]

WHY IS THAT SHOWING IN THE RESULTS LMAO

[clear prism]

You are one @placid sail

[grizzled meadow]

For my man bzeek: xaxaxaxaxaxaxax)))

[placid sail]

I am

[clear prism]

Russians be like:

[placid sail]

dude you even got the brackets right

[clear prism]

)))))))))))

[grizzled meadow]

I know

[placid sail]

it's like russians spotting online 101

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know why you can't just go :-) but okay ahahahah

[placid sail]

nobody fucking else does that for some reason

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah that's true

[clear prism]

It has become culture

Internet culture

[placid sail]

it also has nuances to it

[grizzled meadow]

You start to spot russians when you moderate a server with 90% of russians in it

[clear prism]

Elaborate

[placid sail]

like if I can say hello) and it's just me being friendly

I can go hello.) and it's like I'm pretentious or acting cool

if I go hello)) I'm amused or happy with something

[clear prism]

Me, who goes "Salutations"

[placid sail]

hello))) to hello))))) is like heeeell yeah

above five brackets is either completely euphoric or a person being a little Crystal

[clear prism]

A degenerate, then

[grizzled meadow]

Or also hello( and you still have Crystal

[placid sail]

yeah usually even five brackets is too much already and only used as postirony

age of brackets is slowly coming to an end, unfortunately

[clear prism]

What I usually see is the random ))) when someone dies a stupid death or someone says a little funny message

[placid sail]

because most, even most retarded of the holes my brethren stick around usually has emojis now

even whatsapp, holy land of old dinosaurs

[placid sail]

three brackets are acceptable in such context

people are under emotions

[clear prism]

I only recently began using emotes

And all purely ironically, really

😂🤣🤔😐🤨

[placid sail]

most of my communication nowadays happens in telegram which has a lot of cool custom stickerpacks

who need those template yellow assholes when you can have everything

[clear prism]

Ayo, sdickars

[clear prism]

Pretty sure that a 400k NFT sold for like 51k recently

[placid sail]

it's a freedom of expression and a crucible of ideas

[clear prism]

The fuck lol

[placid sail]

it even has a bracket in itself

everything thought out to perfection

[clear prism]

It is everywhere

[plucky void]

wym you don't say ALYOO

[placid sail]

btw do you realise that Alyoo is just a distorted "hello"

naturalized word or something

[upbeat bobcat]

Alo

[placid sail]

but it isn't intuitively understood by us as "hello"

it's more of a "can you hear me" thing

or "yo, attention dawg"

or even "what the fuck are you doing"

[glad kelp]

So like ayo but with an l

[scenic sable]

Falco pls

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559839004913172491/997124453781741628/video0_8-2-1.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/993700119847387136/GTtbVRQltO_IfXTW.mp4

[real tinsel]

falco is also my alt account which basically means i'm fucking myself one way or another

[mortal violet]

this is so good wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

This is why we don't have nice things

[real tinsel]

thanks i made it

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-stretch-stretching-ambatukam-gif-25740190

[real tinsel]

because i'm fucking myself?

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fast-gif-20846652

[livid vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891801474747756596/984518985338978374/VID_30160819_183921_774.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

That's true

[modest flower]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pat-pat-pati-pato-headpats-head-pat-cat-pat-gif-24230464

POV: A fracture grabs you

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/fcc-finch-chicken-channel-stalker-chernobyl-strelok-gif-25426279

Grok to do list "Add a bike to the bloodsuckers so that they can catch up to the fractures"

[lethal sable]

Man this fracture balance is getting out of control

[crimson pagoda]

funniest thing i've seen in while tbh

[lethal sable]

Me running from chimera and getting caught by fracture

[ashen crypt]

Very serious guys don't google it

[plucky void]

thanks ghost

[urban ocean]

Literally me.

[plucky void]

1h 10mins of bad take

[crimson pagoda]

ill die on the hill that ds1 is the most overrated game in the series

i've beaten it 7+ times now, i do love the game

[plucky void]

I think I finished it 3 times, can't exactly remember

but "underrated"

[crimson pagoda]

but god damn, the game falls of so hard after anor londo

[plucky void]

lul

[crimson pagoda]

lost izalith, tomb of giants, new londo are all absolutely terrible areas

and the bosses

my god the bosses

[grizzled meadow]

Manoer talking FACTS

Nothing but facts

[crimson pagoda]

the 4 lord souls are the most insufferable sacks of shit ever

[plucky void]

I barely remember how DS1 went

I played it back at the console release

and my memory ain't too great

[grizzled meadow]

It's a good game but highly overrated

Most areas are really shit

That fucking walk in the air on an invisible platform is the cherry on top of a shit half part of the game

I don't remember the name of that place but I remember the pain

[crimson pagoda]

bed of chaos, the worst boss in the series, followed by seath, a gimmick bossfight that is piss easy after you break the crystal, 4 kings aka the full havel + estus chug simulator, and then the only one that is close to being decent aka Nito, is ruined because the area he is in is just absolutely terrible.

[crimson pagoda]

its the crystal cave before seath

god i hate that thing

[gloomy roost]

It's the most accessible of the bunch, innit?

[crimson pagoda]

ds1 is a great game, the first half in incredible but goddamn do people look at it with rose tinted glasses

[plucky void]

huh to me 4 kings was cloranthy ring + grass crest shield + stamina consumable, two-hand my strongest weapon and yolo

ceaseless discharge another gimmick boss

[plucky void]

I'm pretty sure he says HUP

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

how i look at bandits when they hit me with that dollar store 9x18

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[crimson pagoda]

iwantacapybaraiwantacapybaraiwantacapybaraiwantacapybaraiwantacapybaraiwantacapybaraiwantacapybara

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-cbt-capivara-chill-relax-gif-21621484

i need cbt

[fading shuttle]

ive never liked ds1, for some reason i love ds2 the best out of them all

elden ring was a mistake

[burnt roost]

ds2 ftw (although I have little hours)

it feels like 3D diablo

[fading shuttle]

the atmosphere is so fuckin unique i swear

it just hits my neurons in a way none of the other souls-likes do

[glad kelp]

Bro you know those people that are like "bro ghosts are sooo fake"

[night sail]

za monolit

[clear prism]

I remember sending these in not even two days ago!

Goddamn, the recycling union is running low

[clear prism]

Absolute unit

[fading shuttle]

you fool, this is outdated, you have now aged 10 years

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/waytoodank-pajlada-forsen-bttv-twitch-gif-15991735

[placid sail]

on the goddamn ground

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dance-boy-gif-23762739

[stone blade]

lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545362935988617216/997272343808311436/GetGianni_please_for_the_love_of_god_make_this_into_one_of_you_beautiful_videos.mp4

[glad kelp]

Imma search that pfp

[clear prism]

Ok?

[clear prism]

Ah yes, logistics :)

[glad kelp]

Ok

🤝 my man

[glad kelp]

[glad kelp]

Ahahaha

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-vibe-dance-7tv-gif-25070294

[glad kelp]

Gonna be using whatsboutism more

[plucky void]

eyyy fuggedaboudit

[glad kelp]

Nah

[real tinsel]

what about me

what about you

what about all the people in bzeek's basement

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497061740605997056/997829535569543278/redditsave.com_hmm-i9eg9n53zka91_2.mp4

[clear prism]

That specific rule which exists

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/456765862775488513/755124509538779336/2b.gif

[swift scarab]

I wonder if we have a mod for this to play in CNPP

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756736839502528522/838637505103396954/video0.mp4

[plucky void]

good old tas

[plucky void]

bros before 2D hos

[clear prism]

🤝

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[glad kelp]

Yes

[quasi sundial]

k who wants to play zomboid

dm me

[glad kelp]

Prolly gtanil

[quasi sundial]

ye i was testing my server

changed some mods around and now it seems pretty nice

[placid sail]

kultakala

[grizzled meadow]

I'm already tempted to play it again because I don't remember the story, don't give me more reasons

[heady crow]

Falco

The fishing minigame

[placid sail]

and singing

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

Now you are obliged to translate it to the best of your ability

[placid sail]

goldfish

also

[quasi sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/997896310323687584/stalkermememan2.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

I don't play minigames, already told you that

I only do sidequests

[heady crow]

But

[placid sail]

i.e. you don't play Yakuza

[heady crow]

But its yakuza

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Like GTA

I only play it for the story

[glad kelp]

Could

[heady crow]

Meant the vid but thanks

[grizzled meadow]

I don't care about shooting around without a reason

Same for Yakuza

I play it for the story and the sidequests

[heady crow]

Will*

[grizzled meadow]

I always try out minigames but I never 100% them

[placid sail]

"anybody seen anything? Heads up!" but with the slang of russian convicts

[heady crow]

Alriiight thanks bz

Ur a real cutie

[mortal violet]

choose wisely

[quasi sundial]

@mortal violet olay

play?

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/mexican-sombrero-cat-maracas-gif-5441338

[placid sail]

why would you pay for a cat

[heady crow]

Its kevin

[glad kelp]

Try

[eager quest]

wtf

my horse got run over

[glad kelp]

Wooo

Best moment in rdr2 ngl

[eager quest]

nvm i found another one

dont look at the dude's face, its just jam

[glad kelp]

Lol