🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

mix flour and baking soda with finest of the explosives and once they react, they solidify, creating floor

[placid sail]

smartest azerbaijan man

[real tinsel]

i am wasted here

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure mang, it's a bomb tasty when eaten

[placid sail]

Eljan Stark

[real tinsel]

since when is flour tasty

[clear prism]

Always has been

[placid sail]

genius, poor, greedy, not exactly sexy, lives in walls

[real tinsel]

that's the sugar and shit like that which make it tasty

[clear prism]

Which walls are we talking

[real tinsel]

iron deficiency man

[clear prism]

Are they concrete, bricks, plywood

[placid sail]

good one lmao

[real tinsel]

but we're talking about me so pretty much everything deficiency man

[clear prism]

Sounds like a walking mid-life crisis to me

[real tinsel]

thank i stole it from a meme someone posted about 200 messages above

[placid sail]

I know, I've seen

but you had the brains to remember it and use when it's very appropriate

[real tinsel]

all of them at once

[placid sail]

he's walls and wall accessories specialist

[real tinsel]

see all the walls around you? One way or another they're associated with me

[placid sail]

give em any wall, and he'll dig right in

[real tinsel]

no need to dig, i phase right through the walls

that's how much they like me

the walls and i are the bestest friends

[clear prism]

Not these walls though, mine are racist

The posters of all those cars make sure of it

[real tinsel]

there isn't such thing as a "racist wall", just a misunderstood wall

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Ah but you see, these are not normal walls

These are German walls

[upbeat bobcat]

Uh oh

Getting political agane

[clear prism]

What in the goddamn

[real tinsel]

it looks like the second dog is smelling the first dog's ass

[heady crow]

The official facebook acc of the game posted this dont ask me

[real tinsel]

you started it you cockroach

[clear prism]

Now that is one way to get the attention of your audience

[placid sail]

uh oh busteeeed

[real tinsel]

ban mayor

[clear prism]

No no, make him listen to French music

[placid sail]

send him to... Turkey

[real tinsel]

or call kgb on him

[placid sail]

but, like, worse Turkey

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/troll2-arnold-oh-my-god-gif-22571513

[clear prism]

Brazil?

[real tinsel]

bulgaria?

[heady crow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Yp-G4_YsZXM?feature=share

[placid sail]

nah, it's the same Turkey, but some nasty region with a lot of tourists

[real tinsel]

most turkey villages are the worst part of turkey

[clear prism]

Uhhhh

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah, some are really comfy and chill

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/hPVkfDS8he0

[upbeat bobcat]

You just prefer living in walls

[clear prism]

There are no walls in Turkey, of course

Only turkey

[real tinsel]

fixed it

[real tinsel]

you all live in the walls, you just can't comprehend it

[clear prism]

The tea is very nice, though

Mhm

Black tea

[placid sail]

why did you even name your country after some weird bird dude

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/hkdc1Y06NBY

[clear prism]

Because they have turkey, duh

Use your brain, du- Oh wait, right

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't ask me, ask the dude who's dead now

[real tinsel]

there's like a billion of those

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant the who named it

Our national treasure or smn

[eager quest]

what country

oh turkey

im demented

[placid sail]

that's how I speak English

[upbeat bobcat]

We know

[placid sail]

also my namesake

also it's fun to write something very retarded in brainfart and see 3 pings later on the discord

feels like you've done something right

[placid sail]

do they though?

isn't it native to America?

[real tinsel]

everyone has turkeys

they're the things that make the blublublu sound

[placid sail]

guys were waiting half their history for America to be found to change their nickname

[upbeat bobcat]

"The turkey is a large bird in the genus Meleagris, native to North America. There are two extant turkey species: the wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo) of eastern and central North America and the ocellated turkey (Meleagris ocellata) of the Yucatán Peninsula in Mexico. Males of both turkey species have a distinctive fleshy wattle, called a snood, that hangs from the top of the beak. They are among the largest birds in their ranges. As with many large ground-feeding birds (order Galliformes), the male is bigger and much more colorful than the female.
A male ocellated turkey (Meleagris ocellata) with a blue head

The earliest turkeys evolved in North America over 20 million years ago. They share a recent common ancestor with grouse, pheasants, and other fowl. The wild turkey species is the ancestor of the domestic turkey, which was domesticated approximately 2,000 years ago. "

[placid sail]

galaxy brain level plays

[placid sail]

see me smort

[upbeat bobcat]

Thing is, name is Türkiye which has nothing to do with Turkey. They just decide to call it, y'all shitbrains

If it was related to Turkey, it'd be something like Horoz

[placid sail]

of course you would say that to look nice

[clear prism]

It used to be the great Ottoman empire

Then they said "Ayy, time for Turkey :)"

[upbeat bobcat]

Ottoman

[placid sail]

great Turkey (haven't discovered it yet though) empire

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Ottoman 😂

[real tinsel]

why is it ottoman in english but osmanli in turkish

[upbeat bobcat]

Ngl tho seeing Ottomans and Gandhi firing nukes at each other was fun to watch in civ4

[real tinsel]

english are retarded

butchering every fucking word

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

Ok, that one

Goddamn

Please say someone screened that

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

I think he got silenced

@real tinsel you good?

[clear prism]

Got sent to the Shadow realms 😂

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/997128320430911529/cleaninsomeshit.mp4

[placid sail]

the machine spirit is screaming in agony

and the big iron at the fucking end lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

That's the finest part

[onyx birch]

when you let your mom clean your computer

[real tinsel]

why

[clear prism]

🤔

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/jebac_teosia-gif-20232155

[plucky void]

tl;dr here's something more interesting
A FROGGE BIP A SMOL BEISTE WIP FOURE LEGGYS
WHICH LAYUE BOOP IN WOTAR AND ON LONDE

[glad kelp]

Because i got nothin to di

[clear prism]

You made this?

[glad kelp]

Nope

The internet did

[clear prism]

Ah, so you made this

So you are bald

Very nice

[glad kelp]

I am not the internet

Smh

[clear prism]

Smh lmao lol idk afaik 😂 👌

[glad kelp]

Also idk why i made this screenshot

[real tinsel]

you were playing the game and you decided to take a screenshot

that's why you dumbo

[glad kelp]

Lol

[plucky void]

Hi Internet, I'm MBOmnis

[clear prism]

Hello MBOmnis

I am @clear prism :)

[real tinsel]

Hello @plucky void and @clear prism

i am @real tinsel

[mortal violet]

Cowchop 💔

[placid sail]

that shepe lol

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/288003137313177600/996162997296824470/trim.298343C4-71B6-4219-A715-4FA461E6CF45.mov

Jumpscare warning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/997094264636977202/video0-427.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/997135160657051758/igVideo.mp4

[placid sail]

what a touching story

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/997102349451534386/92dodSA0cu5v5Q1X.mp4

[quasi sundial]

cta

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-insane-cta-gif-24850178

[plucky void]

kot

[mortal violet]

ferocious beast

[real tinsel]

cvm

wtf was my cat on my keyboard again

[placid sail]

wall catto

[real tinsel]

he steals my seat and sleeps there sometimes

and then i have to sit somewhere else

[mortal violet]

kick his ass off tf

[real tinsel]

no

he's asleep

[mortal violet]

wakey wakey motherfucker

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993983186726047939/996917223128039504/image0-15-1.gif

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993983186726047939/996917223128039504/image0-15-1.gif

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993983186726047939/996917223128039504/image0-15-1.gif?width=297&height=599

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993983186726047939/996917223128039504/image0-15-1.gif

[placid sail]

sit oh him once to show the error of his ways

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/275479519375261696/963618587870920764/brain_damage_speedrun.gif

[placid sail]

but like gently

[mortal violet]

cannonball into the seat

[real tinsel]

done that, he still sleeps

[mortal violet]

From on top of your bed

or dresser

[placid sail]

aren't y'all idiots forgetting something?

like, really important

[real tinsel]

tomorrow is friday

[placid sail]

like, one of the founding brainfart principles

fine, I'll give you a tip

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725628521388572733/880504042500001844/image0-84-1.gif

[real tinsel]

pretty sure that was bruno's shtick

[mortal violet]

I don't love men.

[upbeat bobcat]

Billy is not any man

[placid sail]

Billy's everyone shtick

and today

is his birthday!

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuck

[real tinsel]

happy birthday billy

[upbeat bobcat]

We failed him once again

Homeboy said I don't love men, then started jerking off

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gff4fiXGEDo

[real tinsel]

it's always the deniers who are the gayest

[mortal violet]

how tf you know????

[real tinsel]

bzeek would probably suck a dick or two to make the ends meet

[mortal violet]

if the price is right, I'll gobble a glizzy or two

[real tinsel]

you look like you're ready to gobble them for free

[placid sail]

nah man not gonna leave you jobless dw

[real tinsel]

my job is to take care of my walls

[mortal violet]

fucked up

[placid sail]

walls of dicks

[real tinsel]

it will be once i get my 1k dicks for eating that duck

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/JPxfAYYo7NA

[placid sail]

have you eaten the duck tho

[real tinsel]

not yet

i'm not sure what the conditions are

am i supposed to eat the entire duck? As in its head, beak, skeleton etc

or just the edible parts of its meat

[placid sail]

the task was to eat it alive

so guess what that means

[real tinsel]

yeah but they don't mention how to eat it

so if i take a single bite from the duck while it's alive, i still get my 1k dicks?

no need to eat the whole meal

[placid sail]

no, you have to eat it whole

[real tinsel]

that's practically impossible though. My mouth can only be so big

[placid sail]

what was the point of that task then? so you would just bite the duck to death and be done with it?

Crystal can do that for free

[real tinsel]

no i would bite a non-lethal part of the duck with least amount of veins so that after i bite it the duck can be healed

[placid sail]

you have to devour a living duck, son.

[real tinsel]

i get my 1k dicks, duck gets to live

[placid sail]

hahaha

you get it all twisted.

this is a sacrifice.

you're not getting out of it in any easy way.

[real tinsel]

yes and that's why you need to be precise with your rules

[placid sail]

it wasn't my task okay!

[real tinsel]

there are many ways to go around them if they're not perfectly specific

[placid sail]

if it was, I'd given you a six-page detailed instruction on what to do and what not to do

[real tinsel]

see this is a smart task giver

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739985041370906744/997013601229484102/Video.mov

[placid sail]

behold

175 grams of bread

[clear prism]

C o n s u m e.

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-gif-19902231

[upbeat bobcat]

Found the best Tarkov meme

[clear prism]

Let me show you a proper Tarkov meme

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhh sure yeah whatever

[stone blade]

3 times in a row my helmet eats a bullet and deflects it

I am

turbo lucky

[fading shuttle]

god you are all like rats, scurrying out the moment tarkov is fuckin mentioned

go back to your own channel

[stone blade]

oh wtf

my bad

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw4GIhG3cW4

No sounds t ho

sad

[mortal violet]

🧔‍♂️

https://tenor.com/view/he-was-forced-to-play-overwatch-gif-19914821

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/997197067824922695/who_is_the_horny_now.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/997205788227555358/sad.mp4

[clear prism]

This is you

[slim osprey]

Yes

Except I don't take pills

[clear prism]

Hmmm

There is an easy fix for this

😏

[clear prism]

Letting me slide into those DMs, of course

[slim osprey]

Bruh

Y'know they are open

[clear prism]

Nah, is not the same

[gloomy roost]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/DSFWsEWNEAe5obZFgRgOOZOkxOCY8rNeMpMKhluF0n4/https/media.tenor.com/sh9SgARkVe8AAAPo/physics-red.mp4

[slim osprey]

So what then?

You not gonna slide into my DMs?

[clear prism]

It must be earned through sheer tenacity

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sr-pelo-mokey-show-gif-24087618

[clear prism]

My condolences

May a smore fix the issue?

[plucky void]

can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time

[slim osprey]

The fuck is a smore

[clear prism]

Two graham crackers, marshmallows which are roasted to perfection before being made into a sandwich, only to be topped off with a piece of chocolate to crown this glorious creation

[clear prism]

Counter offer: Ham soaked in rum

[clear prism]

Then you know what is waiting for you in those DMs ;)

[scenic sable]

p!warn @plush geyser Don't post disparaging memes about other countries on this server.

[foggy mantle]

@plush geyser has been warned.

[clear prism]

Goodness gracious

I look away for a moment 🤣

[clear prism]

And yes.

[plush geyser]

Slovenian one I see

[scenic sable]

Next time you do that you'll be sent to Twitter for a week.

[plush geyser]

Nooo anything but twtiter

[clear prism]

Now that is one tragic punishment

[pastel quartz]

Renegades best faction clear sky sucks arhfhfhhrhe

[plush geyser]

No

Sin is the best

[stone blade]

my eyes have been opened now that i have an SSD

its like i was reborn

[swift scarab]

Almost thought you wrote STD for a sec, just got back from plasma donations and my visions all wavey

[real tinsel]

there's no way for ivan to get an std

he plays tarkov

[swift scarab]

Fair point

[clear prism]

😂 😂 😂

[swift scarab]

What disease/s do we get from playing Gamma?

[clear prism]

Radiation poisoning

[real tinsel]

and alcohol poisoning

[clear prism]

Gamma has so much Gamma radiation, it seeps through our screens

[real tinsel]

also probably cancer

[swift scarab]

I wish

[clear prism]

However, I wear a radiation suit 24/7 so I am good

[real tinsel]

especially in the beginning since you're gonna chug on smokes all the time

[real tinsel]

get hit once by anything and you die

[night sail]

freeman meemes?

[swift scarab]

I drink energy drinks often irl, the radiation shall fear me

[heady crow]

What brands?

[swift scarab]

Usually Bang, they’re the most “healthy” ones we have here, if I can’t get that, I usually buy Monster or something

Multivitamin energy drink my beloved

[gloomy roost]

Soda gang

[clear prism]

🤝

[heady crow]

Ah monster i can get behind. Ive done the testing and found out that its the best worth here in terms of taste and price

[gloomy roost]

Of all my friends I think I'm the only one that doesn't drink energy drinks

[heady crow]

You guys dont have bcaa drinks over there tho?

[swift scarab]

Never heard of it

[clear prism]

Once again, 🤝

[heady crow]

The bcaa part in on itself is a scam but they are usually healthier and have like 60mg of caffeine per 100ml

[swift scarab]

Huh

Oh, the jarred powder mix?

[heady crow]

Nahh like nocco

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

But no, we don’t have that

We have Bang, and then the unhealthy ones, and the “extra healthy” ones that get lumped in the same category of vitamin supplements and are super expensive

Me when energi drunk

[stone blade]

:/

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, my meme of a horse walking fast while music is playing is deemed explicit

[pastel quartz]

omg stop posting explicit content on our server

[clear prism]

Revolver Ocelot

[pastel quartz]

Revolver Ocelot.

[clear prism]

28 stab wounds.

[upbeat bobcat]

rovolvor ocolot

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow happy birthday aniki

[upbeat bobcat]

Malli

[heady crow]

Model

[upbeat bobcat]

1969, what a year to be born

[upbeat bobcat]

52mbs

[swift scarab]

Never actually knew about the guy personally until I saw that meme of him in the gay bar smoking, he seemed like a nice guy to be around

[lavish dragon]

WAIT HE DIED

[upbeat bobcat]

...

[swift scarab]

Mhm

[clear prism]

I never considered that the meme guy is real 😂

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/qTkEt3YmmmU

Died March 2018

[clear prism]

Let sleeping dogs die

[grizzled meadow]

I sent you that other version of this video a while back, I'm sure you remember it, it makes me happy in some weird way to know that I did it

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-leather-man-ah-fuck-you-leather-man-gachi-billy-harrington-gif-19052181

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/fUdsmUbs3s0

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dbd-gif-24136002

Throw me some numbers

[clear prism]

Oh boy, that one is ancient

[grizzled meadow]

YUO SEE IVAN

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240185216755433473/997177157354782760/FXdybijUUAA_g9g.jpg

[clear prism]

Old but gold

Just as expected 🤣

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/-YM-N9l948c

[clear prism]

Step 1: Denial

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556756134367592481/997202152952967359/David_Szymanski_-_if_your_mom_was_a_Universal_ride-1547612656130879490.mp4

[quartz saffron]

@grizzled meadow is this rules compliant?

I think I should’ve dm you about that lmao, oh well I’ll keep it in mind

[scenic sable]

Isn't that the preacher who openly claims the inhabitants of Zaporoche are homosexuals—engaging in sodomy every day?

Oof, it's so borderline to our rules—because everyone knows it's not true, meanwhile it's misinformation and propaganda.

[quartz saffron]

i dunno man, i just posted it because gachi

I cant even pronounce these european cities lol

[placid sail]

ah, yes, classics of our TV shows, now in brainfart too

lord, grant me quick release now 😎

[upbeat bobcat]

Every country's bloodline. They made their goal of solving and defeating every kind of American brainwashing and propaganda.

Kinda sussy video but the burn, couldn't help it.

[placid sail]

dr Traxx owned that redditor hard

[upbeat bobcat]

You made me remember this lmaooo

[swift scarab]

Very dangerous video, ye have been warned

[upbeat bobcat]

@placid sail and this ofc

[placid sail]

internet is a beautiful place sometimes

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm hungry

I need shoes

[placid sail]

Cannot we live in peace?

Ow! Okay, okay, I'll work!

[upbeat bobcat]

I really loved the angry mob

AK47'S FOR EVERYONE

[placid sail]

AK 47 FOR EVERYONE

RAAAAAAAAAA

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

I've posted it here several times already

I couldn't believe my eyes that somebody is still making C&C Generals memes in 2k22

https://youtu.be/tlcDonpeaDc

[swift scarab]

@maiden carbon Thoughts?

I crave the mighty death pistol

[clear prism]

Wrong one

[maiden carbon]

[swift scarab]

Death Derringer when

Give it excessive amounts of recoil

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ he's really saying Gachimuchi I'm dying

[clear prism]

Russian TV Talkshows are absolutely wack, bro

It is either the propaganda stuff or the weirdest internet topics possible

[grizzled meadow]

That's amazing

[clear prism]

It causes conflicting feelings 😂

On one hand, very bad

On the other? Just hilarious

🤷‍♂️

[quartz saffron]

[clear prism]

What the fuck lol

[swift scarab]

Average New York moment

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR4YGqjveIk

[upbeat bobcat]

God bless

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal2-postal-dude-petition-postal-petition-gif-24359792

[ripe ibex]

raid general with memes. they cant stop us all!

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[mortal violet]

Aldo instinctively wakes up and mutes everyone right away

[ripe ibex]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/zf4oYgXwPUU

https://youtu.be/lDq4ELQPrVA

https://youtu.be/pVPRO2fTbDY

The best one

https://youtu.be/R1QEcKH_92c

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[clear prism]

Stop bringing your cursed anime into my war!

[heady crow]

If it makes it any better im gonna be suffering in like 10 mins

[placid sail]

by the power of spaghetti

I

HAVE

THE POWEEEEEEER

https://youtu.be/Yi2mRV3HbPM

[real tinsel]

i love how his reaction is to just end the call

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-emotional-damage-meme-funny-gif-24332819

[heady crow]

I love the puter
All my friends are inside it

[placid sail]

aka brainfart

[real tinsel]

this is @placid sail when he plays minecraft

[placid sail]

nah nah nah

[real tinsel]

cock

[placid sail]

minecraft is my safe space

it's where I'm unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[real tinsel]

nice

mine is openttd

[placid sail]

league of cancer though, yes

100% that picture

[real tinsel]

i used to dodge it because it seemed confusing as fuck but yesterday i tried to get into it and it's actually pretty fun

still confusing though

[placid sail]

looks like simcity 3000, what this

[real tinsel]

simcity 3000 without the city part i guess

you're a trade company and you build trade routes

cities are pregenerated

[placid sail]

ahh, specific part of city sim, I see

[upbeat bobcat]

Never understood what they mean when kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[clear prism]

These people be wildin'

[mighty ridge]

Wtf romance in stalker?

[glad kelp]

Bro...100 kills without taking any damage on phone

The lagg was incomprehensible

I also wanna draw

[glad kelp]

Where can i get tis gayme

Lol

[placid sail]

16 and single celled

[glad kelp]

Well atleast not single

[narrow lotus]

B r u h

[glad kelp]

Bruuuuuuh

BRUH

[placid sail]

damn, no mercy friday huh?

[glad kelp]

Hehe

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal where berries

[glad kelp]

You can see that i will not have any mercy on anyone today -w-

[upbeat bobcat]

Pls roast me

I need it

[glad kelp]

Mayoringram more like 1 gramm mayo

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/naughty-gif-4589741

[upbeat bobcat]

I need something, someone to get me on the move

[placid sail]

you can do better

[glad kelp]

I know

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

Worst part is, tilting me is so damn hard

[glad kelp]

Dam

[heady crow]

Look at yourself in the mirror after eating alot of carbs

Idk

[glad kelp]

"You only use melee because you can't aim"
Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

Fat jokes don't work on me as I'm in peace with myself for long years

[glad kelp]

Jk i can aim
If i am you're dead

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I was

[heady crow]

Dont work for me either but i always see something to improve in myself

[glad kelp]

Xbox succ thoug

[upbeat bobcat]

That's a respectable point but I don't have that

XSUCC

[glad kelp]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuck that I don't even know how to tilt myself

[placid sail]

judging by the fact your depression seems to revolve around dire situation of your homeland, roasting you would probably demand pointing out your complete powerlessness to change your future and/or of your relatives and country, but that'll just probably get you more depressed, not angry

perhaps doing it in very annoying manner over and over again

[upbeat bobcat]

This needs to be pinned with other friday posting

[glad kelp]

Someday pins will be full

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, nice enlightenment but

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

[glad kelp]

I mean you did sorta ask....

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah I know

BZ takes everything to the next level

I said roast, not drop a care package

[placid sail]

we go full hog or we don't go at all

[upbeat bobcat]

Prolly

[glad kelp]

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

I prolly need some aram games to hurt my "ego"

[glad kelp]

Agree to this

Buy one thing

[placid sail]

sits half naked in a shrimp pose with a microwaved sausage in complete and utter squalor heh, yes, monke, friday funke

[glad kelp]

I can't just instantly start a job

So i can't just go full hog

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine people hiring you

[upbeat bobcat]

Not especially "you"

I mean in general

With the inflation going

[placid sail]

blood donor

[glad kelp]

I mean they could there's nothing wrong with it -~-

[heady crow]

Ikr

[glad kelp]

Wha?

[heady crow]

The prices of energy drinks are getting outrageous

[upbeat bobcat]

They could but they won't

[placid sail]

you're good at bleeding, why not make it a full time job?

[upbeat bobcat]

What's the point of running a thing when you lose money

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sheeesh-sheesh-gif-22353817

[glad kelp]

Yeah because they don't show no shit of an interest blyat

[upbeat bobcat]

Ideologies they have being aside, losing money over no needed another employee blyat

[glad kelp]

"They are always happy for new apprentice"

[placid sail]

finnish falco is getting too fast, he's out of control

[glad kelp]

Extra work for em

[glad kelp]

The e in energy is for Estrogen

[heady crow]

Yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

If you're gonna volunteer

Why not

[heady crow]

Ive posted the meme here a few times

[glad kelp]

Literally have to xd

Can't apply for an apprenticeship anymore

[upbeat bobcat]

ass too fat

[glad kelp]

Hmp

[placid sail]

you can always work at some gut wrenching retail job while trying to catch the job you actually want or to improve your chances of getting one i.e. education, courses etc

[placid sail]

never did that myself, but actual functioning people are doing that apparently

[glad kelp]

Gut wrenching retail shop??

[placid sail]

or services

[heady crow]

Yeah they hit ppls guts with wrenches

Aka wrenching guts

[placid sail]

you know, flipping burgers, washing cars and such

[glad kelp]

Ooooooh!

Okok

[placid sail]

oh god is that what they thought

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

my myth of europeans knowing english perfectly regardless of country is getting cucked over and over again

it seems only northerners have that skill

[glad kelp]

I am no usual european

[heady crow]

You are starting to see through the propaganda

[placid sail]

indeed, you're a bleeding single celled potato hellbent on violencia

[heady crow]

Seems like germans take most sentences literially. Like with the gut wrenching one

[glad kelp]

Man idk what i am but definitely not a frickin "usual european"

[heady crow]

Silly ppl group those germans

[glad kelp]

Nope that's just me

Lol

[glad kelp]

I'm sometimes too serious ;-;

[heady crow]

Nah ive seen it elsewhere

[glad kelp]

Wait reallyM

?

[placid sail]

dire news, Crystal

[heady crow]

And there are jokes often like how some american casually says see you and a german answers what time and day?

Taking things seriosly and literially

[placid sail]

you're not the voice shudders not that unique as you think

[glad kelp]

Omg

[placid sail]

my condolences.

[glad kelp]

Obviously not very unique

[heady crow]

Bz can you confirm or deny this?

[glad kelp]

Why does this look yes

[quasi sundial]

pls

[placid sail]

does involuntary sexual acts and perverse sexual torture counts as "sexual services"?

[heady crow]

Well

[placid sail]

nah you know what nevermind

[heady crow]

I dont think its a service at that point

[glad kelp]

True

[placid sail]

we've got like literally 100 laws today signed by old geezer, almost all of them give you some sort of jail time for opening your mouth

I shit you not

so I'll probably shut it

[glad kelp]

Why would i have kinda guessed that

[placid sail]

having brooms and glass bottles in my orifices is not my kink and never will be

[heady crow]

Reminds me of the serbian glass bottle incident

[placid sail]

imagine that incident to be systematic and involuntary

ANYWAYS

back to the actual topic at hand

[placid sail]

king, queen and bishop also level up and have additional useful abilities such as AoE health regen now

[glad kelp]

God

[glad kelp]

No mercy friday

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/1M53IPIC8Jo

[heady crow]

Oh my god

Hes just like me

[glad kelp]

Bro i kinda want dying light 2 ngl

[real tinsel]

same but my pc would shit itself if i tried to run it

dying light 1 was very fun, they absolutely nailed the parkour element of it and i loved the constant events

the devs really put their everything into that game

[upbeat bobcat]

Second game is like Ubishit approach, your character doesn't have any weight on them, just flying all over the place with 150% animation speed.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-24757519

[placid sail]

dr wrote how do I somke methe bitch

jose we need cock

[placid sail]

what gave you such ridiculous idea

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/977277140947075102/FLATFUCKFRIDAYYOUFUCKINGLOSERS.mp4

[placid sail]

oh hey look, special event level up

[glad kelp]

Time to let that idea slide then

They only have dying light 2 here

[upbeat bobcat]

wdym "they"

[glad kelp]

Wtf is a bong

[glad kelp]

Xbox

[upbeat bobcat]

Also game is pretty GPU heavy, unlike anything you see nowadays.

[glad kelp]

Damn

[upbeat bobcat]

xsucc

Imagine getting 60fps at Xsucc

[glad kelp]

Fallout with mods is okay

Me when i throw a molotov: 10 fps

[upbeat bobcat]

Mods on xsucc

[glad kelp]

Yea

[upbeat bobcat]

Adding penis to dogmeat

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510531949320863754/997168424851619870/lookatdissitdayum.mp4.mp4

[glad kelp]

God fuck no

[urban ocean]

About to start a run with FROST myself

[glad kelp]

Lmak

[upbeat bobcat]

fwost

[placid sail]

judging by the great quality and retarded plot, that's the same guy who did criminal pooreshque

[placid sail]

oh god

[glad kelp]

16 bits

[glad kelp]

Who is frost

Like the frickin ice queen or summin

?

[urban ocean]

It's an overhaul mod that strips out all the story from fallout 4 and turns it into a survival sim

[glad kelp]

Hmmm

[placid sail]

that's a modpack for fallout 4 which gives everyone an opportunity to feel like you, Crystal - in a way that they start to bleed everywhere and hate everything with passion

[glad kelp]

Does it work for xbox?

[urban ocean]

The mod site has been out of date for a while, but there's an active discord that keeps it up to date

[urban ocean]

Sorry, pc only as far as I know

[glad kelp]

qwq

[urban ocean]

There is a new mod that came out recently that might be on xbox

Lemme see

[glad kelp]

Hmmmmm?

[placid sail]

is even console fallout moddable at all?

[glad kelp]

It is but

Only per download per the mods catalogue 😭

[urban ocean]

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/58964

Check for this on the catalogue

I used this in an early survival run and it's quite good

[glad kelp]

Oh nice

Lemme search it

[upbeat bobcat]

Script free tho, nice

[urban ocean]

Yeah it's basically better locational damage, but without all the extra shit and heavy script load

@glad kelp check out degenerate dak on YouTube. He's one of the more active mod reviewers for Fallout 4 (and an actually good one, he makes his own mods too of which some are on xbox)

[placid sail]

the thing I liked about FROST the most is damage and health balancing

[clear prism]

@glad kelp check out degenerate dak on YouTube. He's one of the more active mod reviewers for Fallout 4 (and an actually good one, he makes his own mods too of which some are on xbox)

[glad kelp]

Bro

[placid sail]

everything can one shot you now, sure, but so can you

[glad kelp]

1 times enough right 😂

[placid sail]

bullet sponges annoyed the hell out of me

[clear prism]

1 time is not enough?

[placid sail]

also melee fights are so much more fun

[clear prism]

Let me fix that

@glad kelp check out degenerate dak on YouTube. He's one of the more active mod reviewers for Fallout 4 (and an actually good one, he makes his own mods too of which some are on xbox)

[glad kelp]

Let's go

[urban ocean]

Si

[placid sail]

you blocked that melee attack! great, no damage for you, with some exceptions

you didn't?

die bitch

[real tinsel]

it's not that hard

if you've played enough stealth games you'll handle it pretty well

half the game is just crouch walking so that you don't get spotted by some random dude with a sniper rifle or a fucking deathclaw

[placid sail]

the point is

[upbeat bobcat]

I forgot Crystal likes fisting people in FO4

[real tinsel]

fisting people is the second most fun activity in fo4

[placid sail]

the vanilla game is so braindead you're not obliged to do stealth all the time, unless you're a habitual stealth cockroach anyway

and in FROST it kinda is a must

[upbeat bobcat]

fwost

[placid sail]

which is fine, but somewhat unfamiliar

[real tinsel]

i like the stealth part of vanilla because it gives me the ability to plant explosives in everyone's pockets

[placid sail]

I'm in your pockets (I'm a hand grenade without a pin)

also syringe gun was a fun little idea

[glad kelp]

Yep i did

Now die

[glad kelp]

No, me use hammer

[placid sail]

basically, illusion school of magic from the elder scrolls in the form of a gun

https://tenor.com/view/kitchen-gun-haha-meme-twinkieman-gif-10329429

[real tinsel]

this part of it really makes clearing out an outpost all by yourself much more rewarding

in vanilla killing 15 people in an outpost feels like smashing a bunch of ants with your foot

[placid sail]

yeah

[glad kelp]

Yep

[real tinsel]

in frost it makes you feel like god

[glad kelp]

Basically dead cells cursed run on crack

[placid sail]

it's a mass market AAA's answer for solving a conundrum "rewarding gameplay, but something that everyone can handle": make everyone's health big and tough enemies' health REEEAAAALLY big

that way, when you get to an average power level, you would just smash everything, but bosses, which you would still smash, but longer

don't you feel it? sense of pride and accomplishment coursing through your veins?

and nothing is even endangering you, the player, to be the hero of this world! unless you're particularly bad or just standing in the open, eating all the damage you can

[real tinsel]

setting it up is a bitch though

[placid sail]

it's a compromise that should not be taken

it is okay for a game to be hard

[upbeat bobcat]

Because people doesn't feel like the chosen one otherwise and get bored with the lack of progression just like how normies feel with Elite Dangerous because your character is just one another human in the whole galaxy

If I deliver something, it should be important eh

Game is like nope, you actually have to deliver another 100 tons of that

Nooooooooo I was supposed to be a chosen one

[real tinsel]

so basically just unnecessarily long grinding

[placid sail]

accommodating for that adhd-like demand of being special every fucking second is a bad practice, and all those megacorporations should be ashamed for it (they won't be)

[upbeat bobcat]

Or just being a human in a simcade game

[real tinsel]

i don't like feeling like the chosen one or some unbeatable god in my games but i also don't want to grind for 200 hours

[glad kelp]

Yeah they won't be #_-

[placid sail]

the best thing I've enjoyed in morrowind is being a fucking schmuck for good early part of the game and hearing yourself addressed as "you fucking moron" through most of your conversations

it makes getting to the top eventually so much more meaningful

[real tinsel]

they know their target audience, which is why they choose this approach

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not a phone game mind you, you deliver 100 tons of that good just like any other hundreds of people because let's say lore reasons, aliens attacked that giant ass station and it's for the whole repairs.

[placid sail]

oh, you've made some couple of quests? congratulations! you've been promoted from "complete idiot" to "sometimes useful idiot", you've got a long way to go, scum!

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not because you'll get a shiny purple dragon dildo

[placid sail]

that was so nice and enjoyable, and it wasn't stretched enough to be a grind

[real tinsel]

in that case it's acceptable

[glad kelp]

Lurk

[real tinsel]

i hate it when a game tells me to go do this mindless task 50 times so that i can do the next mindless task for 50 times

[upbeat bobcat]

But game requires grinding a lot about almost anything, that you are right about it. You wanna join a faction, you'll start from literally scratch and the way making promotions and stuff not only kissing their butt, doing mindless delivery missions, attacking enemies much stronger than you literally wasting your money, but to develop yourself as well which requires doing freelance work depending on your ship.

Game won't hold your hand and you can just lose everything in mere hours, even minutes.

[glad kelp]

I don't wanna hold hands thank you

[upbeat bobcat]

True that you can buy everything back if you want when you are destroyed, only ship or plus all the additions but it'll cost from your stash even with the almost 90% insurance but it's up to you

I started from very beginning in Elite about 3 times, it's always fun to me.

Getting an all around ship, fighting and delivering cargo at the same time.

[upbeat bobcat]

You won't be able to, you are underage

[glad kelp]

Might kill them anyways

[upbeat bobcat]

Holding hands are considered nsfw

[glad kelp]

Lol

[placid sail]

yikes Crystal, being horny on main

[upbeat bobcat]

Anyways, Elite's player base is around 40 to 60 yo Bri'sh men anyways.

Children get bored from that game, expecting any kind of Star Wars protagonist vibe.

[upbeat bobcat]

Probably just like EVE Online

[placid sail]

it's that old joke of a german middle aged guy coming home from his trucker job and playing trucker euro sim simulator 2020 with eyes gleaming with joy

[upbeat bobcat]

Exactly

[glad kelp]

Wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

What part confused you Crystal, that old people can play video games or?

[glad kelp]

I'm not playing that game

[upbeat bobcat]

You won't be able to anyway, game requires dedication and learning curve is like 10 to 30 hours

[placid sail]

I'm sorry Crystal, you're not old and burnt out enough to play this game. you can practice and make some accounting tables in excel while you wait, though

[upbeat bobcat]

Just for ship controls and finding your way around

[gloomy roost]

Elite Dangerous?

[upbeat bobcat]

Just go play FO4

[glad kelp]

Ha ha, very funny

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes Elite

[gloomy roost]

Eww

[upbeat bobcat]

See?

[placid sail]

I had a quiet chuckle while I was writing it

[glad kelp]

Imagine being elite

[gloomy roost]

I prefer SC

[gloomy roost]

Because the MP didn't fail me in SC

[upbeat bobcat]

Cock strike

[glad kelp]

Even though i was ironic, i could have known that

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah star cuckizen

[gloomy roost]

Yep

[upbeat bobcat]

What an apple to apple comparison

[real tinsel]

give me opinions on warframe

[upbeat bobcat]

Warframe is like the definition of grinding

[gloomy roost]

Grindfest

[glad kelp]

Warframe uhhh

Nope

[upbeat bobcat]

Frame these nuts

[gloomy roost]

I'd rather play WT and get 1k SE per match

[real tinsel]

i've apparently played it for 48 hours but i don't remember any grinding

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-gif-25066545

[upbeat bobcat]

Then Kha, you are an

[fading shuttle]

id rather shoot myself than ever go and play warthunder or warframe

[real tinsel]

just the funny jumping guy who shoots everything with pinpoint accuracy

[gloomy roost]

Have you not grind stuff and use warfare market to get some plat?

[real tinsel]

48 hours of my game was just jumping around and shooting aliens

[upbeat bobcat]

Also that's why you don't get nice things in life Skully, your comparisons are wack

[gloomy roost]

?

[glad kelp]

You can get nice things in life

But somdeday

They will be taken

Forever

[upbeat bobcat]

send me euro

[real tinsel]

if the grinding in this game consists of just jumping around and shooting aliens then i don't count it as grinding

[placid sail]

lmao mayo it's hot enough already

[glad kelp]

I could if i had a frickin credit card

[placid sail]

no need for burning anything as well

[gloomy roost]

My friend grinded for 100 necro sets back in the day

[upbeat bobcat]

euro

[gloomy roost]

He doesn't play anymore but did get 2k hours on warframe

[upbeat bobcat]

Am I gonna regret what is "necro set"

[placid sail]

giving a credit card to Crystal sounds as sensible as removing mods from gamma discord

[glad kelp]

I know how to handle money okay???

[upbeat bobcat]

Gimme it instead smh

[glad kelp]

It's not like i never had any -_-

[fading shuttle]

trust me

[upbeat bobcat]

Yer 16 and you had credit card before wtf

[fading shuttle]

trust the kindness of the bulgarian stranger

[gloomy roost]

Basically just the lich of warframe

[glad kelp]

Wdym

[fading shuttle]

i will not steal all of your money

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[glad kelp]

but some

[upbeat bobcat]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[placid sail]

bank quietly asks Crystal why the credit card is in 2000$ dept in one day

DUDE YOU SEE IT'S MY FUCKING SISTER I SWEAR

[gloomy roost]

Ayo we doing weather

[placid sail]

ALSO THAT BULGARIAN GUY TOLD ME TO TRUST HIM BUT GUESS WHAT IT WAS A SISTER ALL ALONG

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993983186726047939/996917223128039504/image0-15-1.gif?width=297&height=599

[glad kelp]

Nah that was my father

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-candy-yas-werk-mitah-gif-11060322

[gloomy roost]

All downhill from here

[fading shuttle]

that was my brother, real brothers share their scams

[gloomy roost]

Mfw that's the day

[real tinsel]

[gloomy roost]

Not week

[glad kelp]

Y the flex

Smh

[fading shuttle]

haha you fools, i dont even have to care about the weather, i have an ac in my room

[placid sail]

I've realised that I'm old now since I no longer can enjoy +30 day to day

used to love such weather, now I'm just dying and waiting for +20 with joy

my minor southern power is gone

[gloomy roost]

Is it called a window

[real tinsel]

you used to enjoy 30+ weather?

[placid sail]

yes

[fading shuttle]

no

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine being thinn and enjoy hot

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

the last time i enjoyed that kinda weather was probably when i was 15 or something

[upbeat bobcat]

When you become thiccc

[gloomy roost]

You become the sticc

[glad kelp]

Could be me

[upbeat bobcat]

The moment I leave my air fan, my face becomes a waterfall

[glad kelp]

But i wanna change

[fading shuttle]

do be hot doe

[gloomy roost]

Queue top gear intro

[real tinsel]

are you living in syberia

[gloomy roost]

Nah it's just winter here

[upbeat bobcat]

Aussieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[real tinsel]

so you're living in syberia

[gloomy roost]

A bit more in the middle Mayo

[real tinsel]

pretty sure australia is one of those year-long hot countries

[placid sail]

hehe biker king is melting

[real tinsel]

i refuse to believe otherwise

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why I assumed Aussie

20 degrees in winter

[gloomy roost]

We're about as down on the map as they are

[placid sail]

NZ?

[upbeat bobcat]

A bit more in the middle they said but I have no idea

[placid sail]

Singapore

[upbeat bobcat]

Aha

[placid sail]

no, too fucking dry for Singapore

it's damp centrale

[gloomy roost]

Gmt +2

There

Have fun

[upbeat bobcat]

da fuck

[gloomy roost]

Use meth

[upbeat bobcat]

GMT +2, winter, 20 degrees

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

oh god

are you from Libya

[gloomy roost]

Na

At the most southern country

[placid sail]

South Africa?

[upbeat bobcat]

Was about to say that but +2 eh

[gloomy roost]

Ye

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam

[gloomy roost]

For your efforts

Have a cat pic

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-africa-gif-10637907

success

[upbeat bobcat]

We have some leftover brain after all

Considering having knowledge of any country other than Uganda

[placid sail]

I've used to play league with some young girl from RSA

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

then I got too socially awkward to hang around with their zoomer company and bailed out

seemed like a nice lass though

[gloomy roost]

Also that's the neighbors cat that we feed

[placid sail]

though the stories about the country is slightly concerning

[gloomy roost]

Attention starved and starving

[upbeat bobcat]

"Trying to make fat"

[gloomy roost]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

She's very chatty tho

[glad kelp]

Then marry her

[gloomy roost]

Also current game mode in league is nice, not as toxic as URF

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes. Cat marriage.

I'll deny the thought tho.

[glad kelp]

Ah

[placid sail]

for a split second my retarded beyond any repair brain wanted to shout OH THERE ARE CATS IN AFRICA

[gloomy roost]

I was talking about the cat Crystal

[placid sail]

how did we even live past 12, sometimes I don't know

[glad kelp]

My bad

[glad kelp]

I do not know mate

[gloomy roost]

Also lions and tigers on the plane runways that we have to chase off you know

[placid sail]

riiiiiight, got bodied over and over again by ad offtanks just yesterday with my pals

[gloomy roost]

Eh

[placid sail]

it was done without any chat toxicity, but I feel insulted anyway

[gloomy roost]

You get those games

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine getting insulted as a Russian

How did we even get here

[placid sail]

it's easier than you think

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah I can feel that

[placid sail]

Russians are so turbotoxic for the very reason they're very vulnerable

[gloomy roost]

Aww

[placid sail]

well, any bully is that way

[gloomy roost]

Tsundere russia

[upbeat bobcat]

Just like my country stereotypes ha

When I played in TR league server

People would just sweat at me

[gloomy roost]

TR?

[placid sail]

stable decent person doesn't jump on the fence the first moment not because he got some insane manners and self control, they just don't feel the need to

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd only say, "same bro"

And they would just flip

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, roach