#🎪bruh-fart
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I don’t think I could watch one piece
then some cunts killed me and right after that kicked me
Did you know, you can't write out a googolplex in long form?
I fucking hate the devs of this game
Why
Because no italian, that's why
I mean
Fuck them and their stupid polls
It's XXXX date
They literally have all the money in the world, but nooo
Man
Ah
Don't start that with me
Lang?

Sub
Ah

Rip Italio
such is life in the zone
inb4 it's XXXX date learn english
About that, I can read english (and I can barely write it)
Thought you meant no Italy accents or land/country
But that english is difficult
Nonono
Subtitles
There's a new game coming out in it's style
Written stuff
what game
sometimes I wish I could adjust my height with a slider
My brain farted
There's even a mod for it but it's like "AI generated" or shit like that, so yes, it's "okay" but it's not perfect


Disco Elysium
Way too much text for you to read?
Because afaik the new editions are fully voiced now
Which is nice
Again, it's not a thing about reading
It's literally how they wrote it
It's not "ordinary english" that I speak every day
It's "complex english"
Stuff that you need the dictionary open with you or a translator
oh cool. Everyone tells me it's a great game
Cat suppressor
ALO
!!!!!!
aloooooooooooooo
that's how I played sunless sea 🤠
Alovan
ivan alokov
pohtaytoe
He warned you, bro.
I forgot to make a punchline
You know @grizzled meadow, whenever it is mentioned that you are Italian, I get reminded of this one Italian guy I was randomly writing with over WhatsApp 8 years ago because apparently he was given the wrong number
Only about a few days later, I wondered "Wait, who gave you that number anyway?" and he said some dude at a gay bar
😂
Marked one, what de heeeeeeell
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the things I see in brainfart
you love to see it
I just remembered that shoebill is muted for a week
Ah yes, @pastel quartz
Literally this low and it's still loud
And I still believe this thing is a fucking meme
I don't believe it's in the game
Maybe use headphones volume wheel™️
same man that game has words i never thought i'd have to learn
had to alt tab between translate and the game every time i stopped somewhere
what did he do
sorry it wont happen again
which one
Pewdiepie bridge?
Yes that one
What the fuck is wrong with people deciding to join a server and immediately begin posting gamer words?
quality check
"Hurr hurr, dis gon' be so funny.
"
Brainlets smh my head.
The punishment. Is death.
For sure, if it happens again.
I just don't get why you would antagonize mods. They're going to ban you
Aldourien, secretly preparing the Guillotine for another routine ban
who said the N word
It's cool and edgy to 'stick it to the mods', wins you epic internet points.
If you cash in enough of the internet points, you get a special "Touch grass" GIF :)
I'm not on PC, can't you right click it and save etc?
no it wont let me
Sadge, I'll try tomorrow
Now wait a minute
No, he is fellow Loner
No one likes Mercs except fatherless ;)
Damn, bro
You want to talk about it?
Is what I would say if you were not a Merc
But since you are
Hmmmmmmm
Give me a moment
I wish you all a respectful 7.62 to the skull
@clear prism Finally found the retort I was looking for

😂
Took you a while, bro
Twas stored in the ancient halls known as my phone
What are the three other images?
No idea
Just admit it, you are actually a blue herring
Woah now, no need to get political
Better
Now perish
You piece of shit Merc, who the fuck you think you are, you raggedy ass lootbox
I bet you carry zero loot worth my time with that yee yee ass hair cut
You’re not any better you godforsaken Loner, I bet you still have the 9x18 handgun Sidorovich gave you, unless you sold that too for more porn mags.
Look bro, at least I got something instead of that dumbass Uzi you stripped off of a dead Bandit, you maidenless, English speaking mother trucker cabbage
Toe eyes, onion smelling Mercenary
At least I have good looking armor instead of endless variations of the same leather jacket
Leather jacket with six attachment slots, bro
Kiss my ass, artifacts are for cowards
Literally more OP then that useless, surplus garbage Western shit you got
Ay? Absolute gormless minger, you think those attachments are for artifacts? I use it for nothing because who needs attachments
In fact, who needs meds? Probably your Merc loving midget
(What are we doing here lol)
I take straight cocaine into my veins like a man, unlike you
(Stepping on #931238326172794881s toes)

You take that cocaine straight into the veins too? Well, who would have thought
A Merc that actually embraces Sdalger lifestyle

Damn, my disguise almost worked
I got you now, sucker. Hand over the Tuna
Never, Dushmans Saiga prevents it
Oh yeah? What have you got loaded in that?
Taken from the "Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE" JonTron video.
Link for the full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ci2hj7CSHI&t=0s
The word you are looking for is: Boredom
Truly the motivator of mankind
Why so much french hate?
I was enjoying this message until I realized you were French. Please change that in the future.
For me it's just a meme
In reality I don't know why people hate them
Me in gamma on a daily basis
Saying why I don't like france here will get me muted because the topic is not allowed here. The question should not be answered here imo
its better to keep it as a harmless meme 
Ah yes politics
That shit can kill, don't use it
#🎪bruh-fart in a nutshell
Hey falco
I saw a vid of an italian man doing some sort of world record
What time is it where you live
Send it here
Wanna watch it to see if it's funny certified
Yes
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Also this
It's 23
Yeah I know him...
AKA 11pm
Understanding half the thing he says, I can say I find the vid funny
Milleaccendini (the guy you sent me now) for some reason had his fair share of being famous quite a few years ago, can't remember why but I think this video made him famous
The whole video should be him saying what's he is gonna do
I saw it for the first time one or two years ago, but I played PD2 today and I named one gun after the vid, which reminded me of that
For whatever reason I find it really funny
A condom blows up and this man is like "SIIIIIIII ITALIAAAAA"
The Nutella act as a bottle cap (like how but okay)
It's advanced science my man
This guy about to discover time travel with these experiments
He your brother or something?
It's because the condom lasted for a few seconds and (I guess) that's the world record, because it's a mixture of Coke, Mentos and Nutella, it says Nutella is the perfect ingredient
For what? I don't know
But the whole mix it's the world record
No
Just someone who became viral before viral was a thing, literally
Never understood the funni behind that man but 15mil views are 15mil views, after all
I can respect a man doing an extraordinarily specific world record that no-one will write down
I will break his world record
Don't you dare. That's all he has. Can't you see the broken man he is in his eyes?
If I break his world record he will try to break mine
I will give new purpose to his life
It's honestly hilarious how he adds that this time the condom is mango flavored
Guys
We have found God
The literal #🎪bruh-fart itself
@real pond
Sorry for the ping but you're literally this channel incarnated in a man
"Sexuality: femboy enjoyer"
ok i can explain
Good taste you got there
ah phrew
If we're going on an old youtube binge
am i....the chosen one?
If you a true chad, you can absolutely demolish a feminine looking boy
@heady crow @real tinsel @placid sail literally #🎪bruh-fart
Why not just ping everyone at this point

im just a guy whos curious about getting into gamma
Because the command is disabled
uh oh
now im a meme here GG
Read the channel description
Welcome to #🎪bruh-fart
i see
allow me to put my first meme
Campfire sound + guitar tracks. Very nice
The average mimic in Prey 2017
I have many violent urges rn
I just received the strongest EMOTIONAL DAMAGE attack playing NFS Heat right now
bought a mazda rx-7... classic NFS car, right
aggroed the cops during a race
cop yells over the loudspeaker
HEY YOU, LOSER IN THE MAZDA
STOP THE VEHICLE
thank you saviour
atleast someone saw it and thought it was funny before i had to unperson it
thats a victory
vine boom
Ah posting political on my channel yes?
Guess it's jail time for both of you!!!
You're lucky I didn't see it...
it was china related and thats all i have to say for myself
...T word?
Ah okay
China
I get it
he gets it
gets it, he does
I like walking in public areas where nothing happened
also roblox
damn, there exist more than 1?
yeah that's quite a shock
da
It really is...
let the man sleep
mm nono
Yea that's right
we don't
I don't get notifications don't worry, thanks for the concern
bruh
ah, the embodiment of brainfart
now we need to find the embodiment of brainfart friday in order to complete the ritual
Hold on, I know this one
❤️ ❤️
man i love russian synthwave
ne ne
oh
ig yeah
pretty sure it's absolutely random, safe for few actual weirdos
Bruno's burner account, no doubt
what the fuck do you mean explicit content
it's a fucking cat dancing
you're so full of shit autobot
oh and this is not explicit at all
i bet i could post porn here
ffffffuck you Clyde or whatever that botname is
not gonna try obviously
alright time to create the windows 10 thingy
and then install ssd
and then PC blows up

go ahead
@modders
GOOD STUFFFFFF
very 👌👌👌👌👌
i accidentally forgot to allocate 500 gigs lol so when it installed all i have is 500
lmao
woops
Well fuck
🤝
i want one
alright now we're installing on the ssd
minor mistake
lel
didn't do any partitions and such
i don't think there's a need for it

heeheheheh
Agane then
omggggg my pc is turbo quiet
Reported, not enough ifunny water marks
you wanna see something slightly unsettling
Yes pls
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aight schizophrenia is cool
dude jumped the train of you approving posting something slightly unsettling
Been waiting for this moment
i thought this was stalker before opening the full image
...why
am partially blind
no i am legit partially blind
aren't you all botched clones of Falco
like, color blind or just poor eyesight
i am the problem
Partially blind
not exactly color blind just my eye mixes colors together sometimes if they're too close and i'm too far away from them
If so i got his godlike leg genetics
and also poor eyesight
yeah if my rimworld colonist got such cool eyes he'd be a first contestant on best human leather cowboy hat competition
i get horny when holding my penis for some reason
when are u coming back mr. Perkeleoid
unless he's got great traits, otherwise I'll leave him to wait for bionic eyes
Eh still havent set up my setup here
But its raining like a mf so if i wont go for a drive to the big city today i might play
might
if i was a colonist in the rimworld world i'd just surrender myself to cannibals
Might actually start preparing for my biology matricular examinations
Might fantasize about having a bf
Who knows
guess what tho
depression, too smart, wimp
hard pass
why would you fantasize about it? You're massive and you can get basically any twink you come across
You need someone to play with?
well maybe a science slave with joywire
chicken butt
Well if i knew any twinks i would hit them up
what about me is too smart
yeah twinks are hard to come across
move to slovenia
being a little bald idiot and realising after getting sent to rimworld that your best chances are probably on cannibals' kitchen
also "too smart" trait gives a colonist lower psychotic break threshold
does that mean they don't randomly go around and slaughter their own people?
did you know that a lot of 10/10 people are actually quite lonely
since most of people would thing "yeah nah man not a chance they're out of my league" and shit like that
assuming there's another person who isn't lonely that makes your thing 9/10 or something
effectively cockblocking them for being too good
Nah like im not even lonely but legit every guy in my circles is straight
get in the shower with them and see which ones "accidentally" drop the soap
you have to find some secret gay sauna in your city
Well i do have a group of them coming over to my gottage tomorrow
And we are gonna go to the sauna and hot tub
yeah i've never done that to be honest
if i like someone i just tell them if i think it's gonna work
Well my school does have some lgbtq meetup thingy called gays and coffee so maybe that who knows
Do not have clubs where you are??
As in the american way of having after school clubs around sports and whatever nah
i love finland education system
tbf I kinda missed the memo that you're into boys
i wanna go there for studying
not that it matters, you do you, king
i thought it was a joke
Like bars and clubs, assuming you are of age
we playing when thats done?
Ahhaa true true. Well i did become 18 two days ago so havent given it alot of thought
a bit too overextended and no mention of albania or bateman
NYOMMMMMMMMMMM
I think he's for real
time to experiment
thing about bruno tho
oh shit Bruno is fair game now
even if hes into men at least hes a cool dude
IVAN
ive met lgbt people that made me wanna nuke their whole country because of how they were acting
is that tarkov
it is kha
Gotta keep yall guessing whos the real me
hi kh
yes
❤️
hi iva
how about you install some bitches stinky tarkov player
idc about ur preferences if ur cool and we can be good friends, but stop acting like the bellybutton of the planet
People can be into icebergs for all I care, but if you're a fuckhead you're a fuckhead
ivon
idiots are global, unisex, of any religion, political standpoint, nation and age
bzeek gets it
I would know, I'm champion undead idiot of hell
is your final form going to be called "The Idiocracy"?
no no
i know, its just on the subject of opinion on gays/lgbt i guess
I'm going for something classic and appropriate
started with me praising bruno for bring a cool mf
classic, appropriate, minimalistic
elegant, but there would be no glorious conclusion with that
and I want to end it with a bang
bang
and post a gamer word in general on main
like i did with your 
like with your 
MOM 
thanks i deserved it
and there we go folks
another great surge of power
da
how many levels was that
h

just one, but we're pretty high on the leveling grid, levels are harder and harder to get, so you can feel proud
my bulgarian dog friend are we gonna play once that install is finished?
I'll see
why are tarklets always trying to escape their containment area?
shoo
back to your cells, you apes
they escaped the tarkov
see?
What's wrong with Ghosty, asking for another mute
no
its visual bug
trust me
ghosty doesn't exist
Wish I wasn't
@stone blade planning to do pmc runs?
BRO CHILL
fucking hell man leave me alone

do u guys play project zomboid?
ye
yes
based
Cumboid
project cum
something you cant project
project cock 
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cockject cumboid
The second one of the trilogy was the best imo
Played it with a group of friends a while ago
Good fun
bzeek
guys guys it's says like cum and ass and fuck a lot and xd
if i use my card in, say, epic games, but don't save my card information, does it still get saved into their database and therefore if a breach was to happen would it get stolen
btw yall ever heard of H1?
yeah he lost it
H1z1? 
they usually assure you that such private and sensitive data is not stored in the balls and will never get leaked until it sometimes does
Then wdym with H1
so you're good, until you're not
its a modern warfare remastered client
yeah good thing i never store my money in that card
so u can basically get modern warfare remastered, the full thing without it actually being a crack
since in order to get it u needed to preorder some other cod game
its also very active
multiplayer is popping
Advertising go crazy too
if someone were to stole your 150 manats by epic games card leak, you'd probably have a chance to alert the bank and try to freeze the transaction
im inside your house
i just think its cool and people might be interested
You mean Epic giving away the customer info as free deal.
what do you mean "freeze the transaction"? So they return me the stolen money or they make it so that the transaction just basically never happens?
Because you can?
cockmastered
has good multiplayer and the campaign is just good
its really good
all ghillied up in HD
chad
they sometimes can, but tbf I'm not sure what are the terms for that, never got scammed and never read into that, luckily
Ah yes, using ghillie suit in a cqc situation where you run around like an adhd kid
11 yo things
unfortunatrly i dont think the lobbies on h1 or just modern warfare are like black ops lobbies at 3 am
I'd call this a meme and brainfart moment, just look at the price difference.
Turkish Lira 😂 😂 😂
^
That isn't the meme part sadly
6700 which is like a pretty much stronger than 3060 costs less than it by a big margin
Well ye costs a third lesw
Bruh
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The first part of the video is literally another song
https://youtu.be/WmQrth_9dM4
Somewhere in here
The music used in the Tom Morello boss battle in Guitar Hero III. This is a clean version, it is just the audio, no screw up noises, crowd noises, or powerup noises.
Download link:
bzeek the almighty, i come to you once again
tell me why i am such a slow thinker
as in it takes me at least 3 times more time to process something than the average person i come across
A Sdalger certified moment when Джорно Faced я не знаю русский
Pov you see into @placid sail's apartment through his window
- first and most influential factor is lifestyle. if you don't sleep enough and regularly, don't do physical exercises regularly (or at least going for a walk everyday for half an hour) and don't have a balanced diet without a lot of junkfood, coffee, cigarettes and other trash, your brain can't work in its optimal conditions. there are no "buts" here
- you don't know how fast the actual thinking is typically, who do you compare yourself with? hyperactive kids in gamma/mordhau server?
- you have mental issues which can reduce the alertness, clarity and focus of mind
my queen
second one yeah
or in rainbow six siege
they're all so quick and i'm here still trying to understand what's going on
Am i a hyperactive kid on gamma server?
yes
18 and paskapoika
2 quid ins't like the entire US Economy?
have to make do with google, if only there was a finnish guy here to teach us all finnish slurs
but alas, he's too busy posting 257th meme about bateman
don't fucking ignore the first point you lazy goblin
it's the most crucial one and the one you can actually change the easiest
nope, sorry, ignored
Tf is going on?
I kinda forgot that he's probably just gonna ask what's going on and throw the part where he fixes the issues right out of the window
not like I wouldn't do the same 
Asking for advice and then doing the opposite sounds like some real sigma stuff to me idk
never seen plant racism before
brainfart is really something else
How tf is that racist?
Thanks im trying to finish Clear sky to move into GAMMA
learn what
Poggers
Learn how to brainfart
cannibalism is eating your own species, while Venus flytrap and weed are two entirely different species, so it seems you're assuming that all plants are the same which is kinda racist ngl fr fr smh
What
Smh
in the butt
Gtanil not getting it lol
eating an asian person while being a black person is still cannibalism you mongrel
@stone blade
Oh no, I do understand what he said
it's the same species you bald goblin
But?
But I also do not understand how in the fuckity fuck he reached that conclusion
They are plants i think that makes them of an universal race right?
Khaa bringing race theory into the conversation 😭
I get how
So it still counts as Cannibalism
ah! he did it again! plant racist!
Ah right, I forget
XD
He is @placid sail
😎
You know what
🤝 
You discovered me
Except the cool and 42069 part
I hate fucking plants
Every each one of them
mooooooods
how dare you
I did
I'm cool and 42069
What you going to do about it, huh?
sorry for the inconvenience
got rid of my alt
I'm going to add "stinky" to your profile note
🤷♂️
Did it too
don't come begging back after that
Lol
Sounds like a you problem 🤣
?
okay weird, but I appreciate the solidarity
Chill dude hes not gonna invite you to his birthday party now
Thats like, really uncool
well I'm not gonna invite him EITHER
Good
Oh damn
No
Dam gtanil
I WILL kill you
or you could... kiss him
?????/
I have no idea, man
next time you'll go home at night, watch the shadows
watch for bulky finnish guy doing smooching sounds in the dark
he's there, and he's coming
Man what the hell 😩 😂
Bz arent you supposed to be working?
Get back to work
Yet again I tried to sleep early and then read a LN to 5 am
How are you going to buy 175mg bread, then?
Crystal assassination contract
Well that won't be easy
his sister has arranged the payment already
😂
easiest 175 mg of bread in my life
That is indeed easy money right there
as I always do with assassination quests in anomaly and gamma lol
unless it's a swamp
then the dude's gonna live forever like he's some sort of rich republican from america
but why would you take any quest leading to swamp anyway?
Because clear sky dudes be nice for some reason
listen here bud
Hello
Well me too?
and with extreme collateral damage
I have a pipebomb
so yeah, clear sky can go to hell with their swamp
I will go there when my brain will rot completely and I will become too environment aware
Same actually
and we will sing and dance together about saving the zone and how cool it is, which is something freedom already does, but with less drugs and more science
and then we'll all go on a mission somewhere at the south of zone which will be very important for everyone, and we'll succeed, but lose almost all of our personnel again, and nobody would ever acknowledge us for it
and then we'll dance and sing in the swamps again for several years
i still have a massive amounts of stashes waiting in swamp for me
i have great radiation protection but i just hate that place
no logical reason why i hate it, i just do
Love this though
poor navigation, surprise swamp asseaters, every bush says cheeky breeky and starts shooting when you come near it, very poor slavic loot consisting of broken PMs and porn mags, general feeling of sadness and pointlessness, like you're visiting provincial village in Russia
is it bad
Ah yes, Russia
basically
the only difference is you can leave the swamps and never come back
its good but I wasnt expecting it in an accounting office
they either don't understand pc specs completely and bought "good pc" or doing some sneeky breeky stuff on their work pc
FSB about to knock on your door be like:
😐
😈
they couldn't care less about my existence
unless you're openly criticising the government or the king or doing something really shady, they dodododon't give a fuck
Let me send you schematics and blueprints on building pipe bombs :)
thanks but already memorized them
nah I'm good took one already from crystal's computer
though maybe I'll take yours too
font is really strange and a lot of weird pointless stuff like THEY WILL ALL PAY..., really annoying
the secret ingredient is ||pipe||
Weird
Let me tell you the first ingredient in making a bomb
||Bomb stuff||
Big brain time
combine bomb and pipe
bomb is not included
Don't forget the ||flour||
nah the coordinator knows IT, but i just found it funny
you sure you making bomb
maybe yours is pipe cake
yeah he's making a ||floor|| bomb
After throwing it, a good amount of floor is built
that's what goes in the floor bomb
Your name is exposive
Just DRG Engineer things
PLATFORM
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