#🎪bruh-fart

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ripe ibex
lavish dragon
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I missed a massacre, a slaughter

mortal violet
pastel quartz
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What the hell happened here

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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I see some members were not courteous enough in their methods

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I'm going to reread rules again

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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It was a slaughter, all these poor memers wiped out instantly

mortal violet
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wocky slush

pastel quartz
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I always get confused by the wok and the wock

ripe ibex
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Pepsi espuma

mortal violet
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FUCK

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too slow

pastel quartz
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BRO

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Why you copy me

ripe ibex
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Falco lurking

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Stalking, if you will...

grizzled meadow
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Always

ripe ibex
pastel quartz
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He is just waiting

ripe ibex
zenith grove
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most important part

ripe ibex
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I've drink so much today

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No need to worry about me

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I'm the most hydrated

pastel quartz
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Hydro homie?

ripe ibex
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Wah 'ùh

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Frozen soda is wild

mortal violet
ripe ibex
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So much pent up violence

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I should buy one of them

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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Oily muscular men

ripe ibex
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Duty and freedom settling their differences to whoop up on monolith

ripe ibex
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Lood

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Spart

mortal violet
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no bingus

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only jinx

pastel quartz
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Stupid cat, I hate jinx

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It’s feet look weird

pastel quartz
plucky void
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holy shit I go afk for a couple hours and this place's been turned upside down

mortal violet
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
upbeat bobcat
pastel quartz
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Cactussy?!

upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
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Ya, before teeth, it was good ol suckin

plucky void
plush zodiac
upbeat bobcat
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@grizzled meadow Have you watched the episode 8 yet, dunno when it came live tho I know it's fridays but I'm watching it now. Shit's been bussin and I thought the ep7 was season ending.

mortal violet
ripe ibex
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11

mortal violet
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bouta be an 8 in a couple minutes

ripe ibex
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9 when you wake up to wet bed

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you didn't wet

zenith grove
ripe ibex
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5 when there's no more fruitsnacxs

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No fruit rollups vineboom

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No Flintstones vineboom

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No gushers vineboom

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Only welchs!

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Only original!!

upbeat bobcat
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Always 3

proven crown
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About a 2

pastel quartz
eager quest
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Always a 9

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my descent into madness

upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
glad kelp
ripe ibex
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Flintstone gummies

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Cringe

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Vineboom

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Only Welch's

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Narcolepsy be like

heady crow
upbeat bobcat
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@plucky void

eager quest
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
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how the fuck is that an explicit content discord

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you're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you and give 20$ to skype

proven crown
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skype
not MSN

placid sail
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I'm not that old

proven crown
scenic sable
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I am.. peepoFeelsOldMan

proven crown
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The show that gif is from is probably older than you

placid sail
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probably, which adds the irony

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you have to be old to know the context of the meme which mocks you for being old

proven crown
heady crow
placid sail
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oh, it was exactly gamma who cucked me trying to post a funny meme here, not just discord, cos I was able to send it to other server

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I'm filing an official complaint

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and sliding into Falco's dm later since the meme's italian

heady crow
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me and who?

heady crow
grizzled meadow
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Literally seconds after they dropped it

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Shit series

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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you tired filco?

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you just edited a single letter 3 times

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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ah

grizzled meadow
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Typing hard

pastel quartz
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spaghetti fingers?

grizzled meadow
plucky void
real tinsel
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man it's like they've put the demon core inside my head

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there's a very sharp pain in a very massive part of my brain

mortal violet
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it's ok khaytiil

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you'll be fine

real tinsel
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why is my fake account trying to comfort me

glad kelp
real tinsel
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shake rattle and roll

glad kelp
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Yesss

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"And then shake, rattle and roll!"

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Really sounds like something they would try to put into fallout

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Anyway

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Khaytiil, hru?

real tinsel
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in ivanovich's words, "i am alive"

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how about you

placid sail
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greetings

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your twinks are out of control

real tinsel
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what twinks

placid sail
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isn't it a slang for alt accounts?

real tinsel
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no it's a slang for femboys

placid sail
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no it's not

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it's either alt accounts or young slim gays or something

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I think

real tinsel
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never saw it be used like the first one

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only young slim gays

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doktor bzeek what do you propose for my agonizing brain pain

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i am planning on shoving a 30 cm long knife into the affected area and carving it out

upbeat bobcat
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Ayy Kha is alive

placid sail
real tinsel
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hi

placid sail
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In massively multiplayer online role-playing games, or MMORPGs, twinking refers to a character gaining equipment with the assistance of a higher level character, particularly by giving the low-level character higher level equipment that is otherwise unattainable.[2][3][4] It can also be used to describe the process of keeping a video game character at a low level while using in-game currency, earned by a high-level character, to provide it with superior equipment.[5][6]

real tinsel
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long text i'm just gonna assume you're saying the truth

real tinsel
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no those are for twinks

upbeat bobcat
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Is BZ again copy paste things from Wikipedia

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Jk

placid sail
real tinsel
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but there's no alternative

placid sail
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there is! take a painkiller!

real tinsel
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i despise meds because sometimes they affect me badly

placid sail
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also drink some actual water instead of coffee or cigarette juice or whatever spawn of hell you're drinking

real tinsel
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glycine (глицин) which was supposed to be harmless gave me a temporary alzheimer's like something

placid sail
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huh

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that's peculiar

real tinsel
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while taking it my mind went completely blank and dumb for the duration of taking it

real tinsel
placid sail
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because that thing has so little effect for the brain function it's usually prescribed to hypochondriacs just to make them piss off

real tinsel
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and besides, it still has water in it

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(i know it's a dehydrating drink, don't feel the need to explain doktor bzeek)

placid sail
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and for post-stroke people since it's beneficial for nervous tissue sustain or something

placid sail
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drink water

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NOW

gloomy roost
real tinsel
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i refuse

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i will drink mud like my dumbass kitty

lavish dragon
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Anyone here willing/able to translate some stuff into Russian for me?

real tinsel
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@upbeat bobcat do you know a game that's like unpacking

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mortal violet
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p!translate RU Anyone here willing/able to translate some stuff into Russian for me?

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

Anyone here willing/able to translate some stuff into Russian for me?

Russian

Здесь есть желающие/способные перевести для меня кое-что на русский язык?

real tinsel
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i looked up on itch.io but couldn't find anything similar and there's absolutely nothing even remotely close on steam

real tinsel
plucky void
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ilililililililil

upbeat bobcat
placid sail
real tinsel
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it's okay bzeek you can still be my doktor

placid sail
placid sail
upbeat bobcat
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Right, Crystal go drink water biatch

placid sail
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also, do you have osteochondrosis?

scenic sable
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Which certainly is not the same as osteoporosis.

real tinsel
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is that the thing where your neck begins looking like a goblin?

lavish dragon
placid sail
placid sail
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the point, if you have one, headaches can probably stem from it

lavish dragon
placid sail
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and many cool things too

real tinsel
scenic sable
placid sail
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if it won't get better, you probably have cancer and will super die

real tinsel
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looking forward to it

heady crow
gloomy roost
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Rip Mr Increase the population sama

heady crow
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Also @eager quest took this pic when i installed it

real tinsel
heady crow
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Gpu looking quite smexy

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Sadly cant use my second monitor bcs it doesent have a dvi input

real tinsel
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only the neck thing maybe but i don't think my neck has that thingy

placid sail
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well, actual smart move would be not doing some random ass exercises in hope that it's your back that needs help

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but going to a doktor instead to inspect you

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but you won't do that either, will you?

grizzled meadow
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HE'S BACK

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❤️

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My fucking day is literally better

gloomy roost
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Gotta cherish him Falco

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He has the big pain in le head

placid sail
# grizzled meadow HEY

oh btw Falco can I slide into your dms with some stupid ass meme since gamma is cockblocking me

glad kelp
placid sail
glad kelp
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Now they need to whitelist you kekw

placid sail
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this is ridiculous

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people are sending nazi propaganda and mental shit into brainfart day by day

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and the system blocks my like

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THE NORMIEST OF NORMIES

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meme ever seen

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are you racist, discord

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or what is going on

gloomy roost
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Blame it on the Hadron Collider

glad kelp
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We do

real tinsel
placid sail
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but I was able to send it into small ass russian server of my friends

real tinsel
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maybe

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MAYBE

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i want to feel bad

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have you ever thought of that mr everybody-must-feel-good

pastel quartz
mortal violet
real tinsel
real tinsel
grizzled meadow
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@placid sail take a screenshot of it

grizzled meadow
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❤️

placid sail
# real tinsel i want to feel bad

you don't look like a hysterical type to me, and you don't look masochistic, either, rather, you're too tired and conflicted to do something about it

grizzled meadow
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I wanted to write to you today

placid sail
pastel quartz
real tinsel
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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remove the tiktok logo and it will work instantly /s

real tinsel
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also didn't you get banned like 2 months ago

pastel quartz
real tinsel
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i remember very precisely that i posted the aunty donna laugh to your ban thingy

pastel quartz
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You're thinking of john

real tinsel
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who is john

placid sail
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oh, right!

pastel quartz
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Who?

placid sail
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the link!

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IT WORKED

real tinsel
pastel quartz
real tinsel
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can you hear me

placid sail
pastel quartz
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Settle down, ok?

real tinsel
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is my mic on

pastel quartz
heady crow
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
heady crow
pastel quartz
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I was just about to play that video, it's gone now

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wait did it break rules I just checked them before posting?

gloomy roost
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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I guess I could have edited that out

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The Germans? THE KRAUTS?

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my bad

gloomy roost
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The Kaiser's soldiers?

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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Krautists

heady crow
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@grizzled meadow was it the same vid i sent to you yesterday?

heady crow
grizzled meadow
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@placid sail I have mixed feelings about that cringe

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But it's mostly cringe

real tinsel
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i agree with falco on this it is pure cringe

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however, her italian accent is kinda good

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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I agree with john

real tinsel
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i also agree with retard on agreeing with john

heady crow
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
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Thank you for agreeing with me

pastel quartz
real tinsel
pastel quartz
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i literally have no idea

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
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And it's a minute long

real tinsel
grizzled meadow
heady crow
pastel quartz
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We're just naked

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Taking a picture

placid sail
grizzled meadow
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You need to keep up with the memes

real tinsel
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john?

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is that you john

pastel quartz
placid sail
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I'd get bullied in school if I was John

pastel quartz
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John and Peter are the voices in my head

real tinsel
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
real tinsel
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perhaps i was

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but who knows

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i don't remember much from my childhood

pastel quartz
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Probably Bob knows

placid sail
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Башир

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no, no

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Джамаль!

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Эльнар?

real tinsel
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ohh you're guessing my name. I thought bashir was your interpretation of Bob

placid sail
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Ахмед!

real tinsel
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i'm pretty sure those are regular common names in my country

placid sail
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oh so yours is uncommon one

real tinsel
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not necessarily but i've rarely heard it

real tinsel
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эльджан

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in my language elcan, like the name of that shitty scope

placid sail
pastel quartz
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Oh no, they're speaking wigly characters

placid sail
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sounds fine

real tinsel
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sometimes i forget it though which is one of the main reasons i carry my id on me at all times

placid sail
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Тюркское (азербайджанское Elcan) имя, создано из соединения имяобразующих Эль + Джан="душа Родины/народа".

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it seems a bit too late for being patriotic though, lol

real tinsel
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i am the heart of country why should i be patriotic

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they should take care of me instead

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and very good care since i'm the most essential organ

placid sail
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ohhh so that's your angle

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The Emperor's New Groove story

grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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i am a lazy schmuck who is too tired to do anything

grizzled meadow
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John Greg kekw

real tinsel
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hello John Peter

grizzled meadow
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John Greg, my favorite character in here

real tinsel
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Johnshake with me 🤝

real tinsel
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i bet you have a very lovely italian sausage

pastel quartz
placid sail
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you gotta give to the man

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even while having a painful headache, he's still very horny for his italian hog

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that's a pure love

heady crow
silk oracle
real tinsel
real tinsel
# heady crow

it doesn't, that's Nestle propaganda to sell more water

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don't fall into that stuff bruno you're smarter than that

glad kelp
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WHA

pastel quartz
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What will happen to your family if you keep being a sussy Baka

placid sail
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drink water and nobody gets hurt >:(

plucky void
upbeat bobcat
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That's what you get bitch

upbeat bobcat
plucky void
upbeat bobcat
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Why is everything they do is fake

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because they wouldn't turn back from this look

real tinsel
upbeat bobcat
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gogck

minor fjord
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I am not sure if you are aware but you can disable the entire hud in every ubi game since 2015

placid sail
real tinsel
placid sail
plucky void
real tinsel
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
minor fjord
upbeat bobcat
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Dam we got some Ubishit enjoyer

plucky void
upbeat bobcat
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Priiz

placid sail
plucky void
real tinsel
real tinsel
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i am a simple man

upbeat bobcat
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They wanna reach the Final Fantasy level

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18 games

plucky void
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also not sure if they only publish or also develop, but Rayman is fine

placid sail
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the one in america was also quite immersive but I kinda got tired of bugs

real tinsel
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in my honest opinion steep is the best game of ubi

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very nice experience

upbeat bobcat
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Apart from extra crispy cringe characters

plucky void
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haven't played it

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I think they gave it away for free some time ago and I might have picked it up

real tinsel
plucky void
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Also the Anno franchise is good

upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
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others are, as you said, very cringe

real tinsel
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you probably played the first couple shitty redbull-ad type stories

upbeat bobcat
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After ac2, I only managed to finish Unity, dunno.

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And about steep, yes, didn't progress much.

real tinsel
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well then you don't get to criticize it roachface

upbeat bobcat
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Why

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I played it

real tinsel
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didn't finish it so your criticism doesn't count

plucky void
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🤔

upbeat bobcat
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I don't need "internet" to recognise me. There's enough homeboys who follow every popular bandwagon.

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Without knowing shit

real tinsel
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are you the bandwagon

upbeat bobcat
mortal violet
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mfw my entire country's internet and mobile network is down

zenith grove
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peepostarechamp how are you here then ?

heady crow
plucky void
mortal violet
real tinsel
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then how am i still texting

mortal violet
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shut up John

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I'll deal with you later

real tinsel
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i'll delete your account then we'll see how you deal with me

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and i'm not making another fake account

mortal violet
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no please I have 3 year boost badge

real tinsel
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should've known not to change your tone at me

mortal violet
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how about I buy you dinner and we can put this past us

real tinsel
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for being my fake you should've known i don't eat

mortal violet
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silly me, how could I be so foolish

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ok, I'll be back when my country isn't being DDoSed

real tinsel
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what country are you in and why is it being ddosed

glad kelp
plucky void
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it stands for E

glad kelp
real tinsel
glad kelp
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What about soup

plucky void
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I'm at soup

glad kelp
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Why would you buy cheese at a soup store

plucky void
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cheese soup?

glad kelp
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Macn cheese

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Ok

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Go get me one too kekw

pastel quartz
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Drink pilk

glad kelp
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What's....pilk

plucky void
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penis milk

glad kelp
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OH FUCK NO

glad kelp
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WORSE

pastel quartz
glad kelp
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Don't watch it

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It's too cursed for my eyes

real tinsel
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i was lied to

glad kelp
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Actually

real tinsel
mortal violet
grizzled meadow
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It's really nothing special

glad kelp
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Did it taste good atleast? Xd

real tinsel
glad kelp
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I did that too

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And i

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Uh

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Regret it sometimes

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Just sometimes

grizzled meadow
lucid fulcrum
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uwu

glad kelp
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Banan shake is better tho

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guys

real tinsel
glad kelp
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I would try like

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Cola with vodka

real tinsel
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CRYSTAL

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write

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your

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sentences

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in

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one

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sentence

glad kelp
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Oh

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K

plucky void
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is that serious sam

real tinsel
glad kelp
glad kelp
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God i need an editor app

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To make own memes

real tinsel
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wasn't it just an emission the last time it was posted

plucky void
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cause it purple

real tinsel
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so is my penis but i don't call it lean penis

plucky void
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you should

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also you should go see a doctor

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purple skin usually means necrosis

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it gonna fall out

real tinsel
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i respect my penis and i don't respect the lean meme

plucky void
gloomy roost
real tinsel
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sprite has more acid-like flavour to it which made the cola taste like sour candy

plucky void
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I just squeezed a lemon on my cola before Pepsi Twist was made

sour gate
real tinsel
# sour gate

we do have something like this but they don't know the existence of twitter, they only use odnoklassniki and sometimes vkontakte

upbeat bobcat
plucky void
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judgmental yeah

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but... entirely warranted kekleo

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this is old but gold, coomers rejoice

plucky void
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day's going by slowly today, innit

upbeat bobcat
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Just have fun

real tinsel
pastel quartz
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purple would not have been too bad actually

plucky void
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people bleed lean

mortal violet
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IM LEANING IM LEANING

fading shuttle
glad kelp
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Exhaustet

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I have gone like less

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Because i am out of training

gloomy roost
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!cat

glad kelp
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Aw..

wide bough
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fuck my left eye went out

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i can see my blindspot

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fukfuckfcufkcuk

fading shuttle
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!cat

split canyonBOT
heady crow
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!cat

split canyonBOT
plucky void
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uh oh it's free till the 15th

glad kelp
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On what? Xbox?

upbeat bobcat
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It's not on xbox you dummy

glad kelp
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Sad

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Also what kinda symbol do you guys think describes me the best-?

glad kelp
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Wtf

ripe ibex
glad kelp
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So i did this -3-

upbeat bobcat
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Hort

radiant grove
ripe ibex
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would be easy, smol neck considered

glad kelp
ripe ibex
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drifting

pastel quartz
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tokyo drift

glad kelp
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Yessss

glad kelp
grizzled meadow
lavish dragon
pastel quartz
plucky void
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wtf

pastel quartz
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@plucky void stfu love is real

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wh

lavish dragon
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Anyone want to model this? https://youtu.be/JI7OIaRHbz4

The Obrez is without a doubt one of the worst weapons I have ever handled. It's a Mosin Nagant made into a pistol and was done as a necessity in a time and place where pistols were scarce but a concealable weapon was needed. The results was the most cursed of all guns to have ever been made. Today we review the Obrez.

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placid sail
placid sail
grizzled meadow
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Because we have one in here

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And I don't know if he's italian or not

glad kelp
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Damn

grizzled meadow
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And the problem is

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He could be half italian

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Like he's spanish or something like that

glad kelp
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._.

grizzled meadow
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So not 100% italian like me

glad kelp
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Obviously

plucky void
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🤌

glad kelp
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IKR

plush zodiac
fading shuttle
slim osprey
slim osprey
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Catermelon

mortal violet
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turtle

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🐢

slim osprey
severe linden
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Every day I grow closer to getting my own cat

plush zodiac
pastel quartz
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<@&929452514326249524>

severe linden
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They crawl outa the woodwork when they sleep

upbeat bobcat
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You don't call mods when bots come here with virus links. It's between us and bot, is mistake pledging war against #🎪bruh-fart

stone blade
fading shuttle
real tinsel
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that makes it much easier to walk on slidey places

real tinsel
real tinsel
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
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Peak communication moment

stone blade
heady crow
pastel quartz
heady crow
grizzled meadow
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
upbeat bobcat
fading shuttle
heady crow
grizzled meadow
stone blade
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LAAAAAAALALALALAALAL

placid sail
fading shuttle
placid sail
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what the fuck am I watching

upbeat bobcat
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You just watched how a CPU been made.

placid sail
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huh.

upbeat bobcat
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Never seen Intel factory ha

upbeat bobcat
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coco

upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
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yuppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

grizzled meadow
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@upbeat bobcat send that let's fucking gooo emoji

eager quest
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YOOOOO

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HES SUPPORTING

upbeat bobcat
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done

eager quest
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ok wait

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nvm

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i didnt think he meant in emotes to add

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@upbeat bobcat got eune acc?

upbeat bobcat
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Nay

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I've been there tho

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As to TR, as to US

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EUW where my heart is

placid sail
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eune is kurwa territory, you don't go there

upbeat bobcat
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Cursed land

plush zodiac
grizzled meadow
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I meant send it here

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Anyway

placid sail
upbeat bobcat
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Bruh do it like letsgoo or smn

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wtf is go

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No emotion

placid sail
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lol

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go.

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or something.

upbeat bobcat
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go

placid sail
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proceed, I guess.

grizzled meadow
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For your comments

upbeat bobcat
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Thank you

real tinsel
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good day to you good sirs. Is this india?

grizzled meadow
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JFC I love this thing

real tinsel
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who is this "jfc" person you speak of?

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is he your ruler? I would like to see him if so

placid sail
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great, I knew you'd love it

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this sounds horrible, but albert makes it look tasty af

grizzled meadow
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I'm almost sure I provided a translation of that part as well

placid sail
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yeah you did

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it's already a local meme

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it's so funny that he's so upset he goes full italian with his rant

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I wonder if he knew about the atrocity beforehand and just playing a bit or is that his sincere reaction

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КЕ СКИФО

real tinsel
placid sail
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magic of video editing

real tinsel
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ah so he also eats them in 4 days

placid sail
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he actually have to make 5-6 tasty looking bites

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you never see him actually eat the whole meal

real tinsel
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what does he do with the bitten food then

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why did it take you so long to start writing something

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were you researching his house

placid sail
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eats it later? gives it to his wife/somebody else? throws it away?

placid sail
real tinsel
placid sail
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also I'm not Falco I do not live full time in brainfart

placid sail
real tinsel
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second is at least acceptable

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third one is just straight wasting good food

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and you're saying "why not" while you chew on floor coverings when you can't afford food

placid sail
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yeah man certainly wasting food is very ill taste. inconsiderate yada yada

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but do you realise we're talking about a youtube/tiktok celebrity

real tinsel
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i'm gonna eat every youtube and tiktok celebrity

placid sail
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a kind of people who would make horrible unethical pranks, stage drama and suffering on cam, fire the fireworks in the living room and many other things just for the sake of the clot?

real tinsel
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and i'll make sure to eat every edible part of them instead of throwing them into the trash even though they belong there

upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
upbeat bobcat
fading shuttle
haughty shore
placid sail
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or simply traditional

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my muslim acquaintances were very upset and angry about food wasting

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ESPECIALLY bread

meager glen
placid sail
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doing something stupid with bread was an easy way to start a fight

wide bough
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ive eaten some garbage-ass food but im still gonna make sure my plate's empty

placid sail
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speaking of food waste lemao!

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on the positive side, eating something like that monster, even a little bit, is probably cutting ones life expectancy in half, which solves the problem in a way

wide bough
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epic meal time is nothing but shit like that lmao

placid sail
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I haven't watched them for ages, but now, while looking for the vid, I've found out that apparently those drunkards are also into boxing now?

wide bough
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yeah, i was gonna say they started to stray away from shit like that

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probably because it's a one way ticket to hell

placid sail
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which is understandable, since it was a trend among the shittier youtubers to participate into mock matches of box

wide bough
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not because of the food waste, mind you, just the cholesterol

placid sail
wide bough
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like that one vlogger who went against an actual boxer and got fucking maimed

placid sail
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which is as beneficial to health as snorting asbestos

placid sail
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if you touch fire, you should get burned, otherwise next time you'll get the idea to jump in it

wide bough
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yeah, talk shit get hit

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its less an order and more just the law of nature

placid sail
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well yes that's what I've meant, true

wide bough
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kinda wish there was a modern diogenes that just taught shit like this to the masses

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like some dude who lives in a denny's trashcan and just says "dont be an asshole you'll get stabbed"

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instant urban legend

placid sail
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ha nah

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there are a lot of people teaching good things nowadays

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but they are as not as entertaining and wow-reaction inducing as the mainstream media

wide bough
placid sail
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also such teachings and philosophies imply the neccesity to change one's ways, to sacrifice some instant but harmful pleasure for the sake of long-term and modest gain

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and that requires dedication and will, which are completely devoid from most of the population since its soul is sucked of and grinded on the mills of capitalism, totalitarism or whatever is another shitty system that is exploiting them at the moment

wide bough
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pretty much

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everyone's too busy looking for a way out to focus on themselves

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i mean, i cant blame them, this world fucking sucks, but i couldnt imagine throwing myself out to dry like most people do

placid sail
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luckily, the society as a whole will eventually come to some sort of compromise at the very least eventually, or so I hope

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the same way we stopped locking up people in asylums and calling them insane, snorting asbestos and mercury and calling it a cure and all that fun historical shit

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well, mostly stopped

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partly

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and very, very eventually

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but still, there is a hope for positive dynamics

glad kelp
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But no yall have to stop posting shit for 1 millisecond

placid sail
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137th repost of allo blyat will continue momentarily, we apologise for the inconvenience

mortal violet
wide bough
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so now the streets reek of lead and your baby is inhaling all of that shit because you didnt like his musk smell

wide bough
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A baby cage was a bed in a wire cage suspended from city apartment windows. The "health cage", as it was initially called, was invented by Mrs. Robert C Lafferty to provide babies with fresh air and sunshine while living in crowded cities.

glad kelp
lavish dragon
wide bough
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AMERICA

glad kelp
placid sail
lavish dragon
wide bough
glad kelp
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Man i wish

placid sail
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putting a child in a baby cage somewhere in China would result in a weird smoked meat

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given their quality of air

glad kelp
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True

wide bough
real tinsel
lavish dragon
# placid sail yes!

"Exposure to car exhaust from leaded gas during childhood took a collective 824 million IQ points away from more than 170 million U.S. adults alive today, a study has found. The researchers estimate that childhood lead exposure has, on average, led to a reduction of 2.6 IQ points per person as of 2015."

real tinsel
placid sail
# lavish dragon

"perhaps I should take my own baby for a walk outside"
"nah nah that's too much fucking work, I'll just throw em in a cage real quick"
"you younglings are so weird and wrong, my generation was nothing like that"

real tinsel
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any kind of resource wasting upsets me

upbeat bobcat
wide bough
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they put microplastics in the grass

placid sail
wide bough
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cant have shit in detroit

real tinsel
upbeat bobcat
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People

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We made Kha uncomfortable

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Today is the day

real tinsel
glad kelp
placid sail
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oh shit that's khaaytil

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you fucking lunatic stop changing your name and avatar

real tinsel
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no

placid sail
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I'm gonna unbald your tiny head

real tinsel
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please don't do that

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shaving is a pain in the ass

upbeat bobcat
placid sail
real tinsel
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but despite being a literal rukajop i've never cut my head while shaving it with a razor

real tinsel
lavish dragon
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
real tinsel
placid sail
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and because finding alternatives is hard in many aspects

wide bough
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we need to give the people a taste for blood again

real tinsel
placid sail
grizzled meadow
real tinsel
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give someone an eyeball sized diamond and they'll take better care of that than they take care of themselves

upbeat bobcat
lavish dragon
swift scarab
placid sail
swift scarab
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Thought I’ve heard it before

real tinsel
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gang wars is the most precious and limited resource. Without them we'd still be rocking stones together

lavish dragon
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Falco hasn't removed my image so I assume it's not NSFW?

wide bough
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most modern advancements have been because of gang wars

placid sail
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I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO MY DISHES FOR FUCKS SAKE

upbeat bobcat
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Stop harassing BZ, he just has a smooth brain

lavish dragon
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Quick post the video telling you to do the dishes

swift scarab
placid sail
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kekcry am not smoth brayn how dare yo am angy now

upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
#

christopher conumbus

grizzled meadow
wide bough
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this server feels like adhd

lavish dragon
placid sail
real tinsel
placid sail
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get bent

swift scarab
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My brain feels like adhd

real tinsel
wide bough
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this channel is the server to me

swift scarab
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Fellow stalker, it’s time for the Brain Scorcher mukbang, we’ll be trying every drug and alcohol in existence

placid sail
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now I am going to operate on the assumption that everyone is khaaytil and will therefore treat everyone as bald lunatics

swift scarab
wide bough
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damn im bald now

placid sail
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you know what

swift scarab
upbeat bobcat
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We are now

placid sail
#

you know what??

real tinsel
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how do you think i cope with my clinical adhd and schizophrenia? I have 28 fake accounts and you haven't seen the 22 others yet

grizzled meadow
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We're all his alt accounts

upbeat bobcat
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Filco liked this

real tinsel
#

bz11k you're the only real person in this channel

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all the others are my alts

wide bough
swift scarab
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The real friends were the alt accounts we made along the way

grizzled meadow
wide bough
placid sail
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how do I do this shit

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where is it

glad kelp
placid sail
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yeah fuck you

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guess what

real tinsel
#

what did you do

glad kelp
#

Chicken butt

placid sail
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I am the captain now

real tinsel
#

also my legit name is khaytiil and not khaaytil thank you

glad kelp
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Lol

real tinsel
#

derived from my favorite class in tes games: khajiit

glad kelp
#

Yoooo

glad kelp
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Also guys

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Do you have an editor app?

real tinsel
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for what

grizzled meadow
#

Now even the channel is that fucker

glad kelp
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Idk, mixing pictures
Memes

placid sail
glad kelp
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On god

grizzled meadow
#

Little bald idiot ahahahahahah

scenic sable
real tinsel
grizzled meadow
wide bough
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trolling

real tinsel