#๐ชbruh-fart
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I don't
i play it sometimes
I just kamikaze
fun for a while but gets boring after a while
its a gaijin thing
naval has made massive improvments and im all for it
Geyshin
what game is that? looks like far cry but
Prolly FC5
Game is more random than current world events
You might die from a bear attack, a plane dropping on you, someone bugs out their vehicle and sends you to shadow realm, dropping into skybox like any other Ubishit game.
Fallout 4
just the same game over and over again with a different gimmick
boring
join me on the competitive shider arrangement
Like any other Ubishit franchise
Lol
But at least Bethesda allowing modding
yes good
Homeboys fucking locking their games
but imagine if they didnt need modding
Modders have to come up with their own tools
lelo
Eh, it's possible but veeeeeery hard
Bethesda created modding simply so
yeah they would need to make a good game.
Good is relative
get fake
get mediocre
I still have no idea how to play minesweeper
Why could that be me
-w-

Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ONErCvCKmI @upbeat bobcat
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someone took that drone fly-by shot of Home Depot and edited it to look like a FFXIV dungeon intro
also
With apologies to everyone at Egosoft.
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now I finally have enough reason to buy X4
Damn....
Now i wanna go destroy a whole ass dungeon
Lmfao
Sure, which faction we grinding
femboys
Alright
Why not tombois
Already have a high ranking Sweden
Bruh, was entering an aram game. Waiting the usual countdown, 3 dudes started speaking French and I just left, couldn't resist the urge, If I stayed I'd prolly get chat banned 
It's gonna happen one of these days
Oui oui, baguette
They are just so easy to tilt
Like Turkish people with bad english like almost all of them.
Easy to tilt-?
yeah
Making them angry
Making fun of them
But so far whenever I make jokes about nationally about someone, only French respond with "racist"
Understandable 
Dudes think they are a race
Sure xD
I don't wanna tilt anyone anymore but it's the urge
I just can't contain this child in me
So getting rid of this whole together is the only way
Thanks for my ted talk, how goes your dying process
feels like something that will give me max psy protection in the zone
that expression
run
Flushed emoji!!!

is this a guy or?
Yep
aight
Defo
source then?

?
What the fuck is happening here
From war thunder to lollis
Google the goddamn image
So sharp i swear
It's not loli if it's male
What the fuck was the male version
I can't remember either
How are we supposed to know ๐
Average day in the zone
Isn't it just femboys ?
Shouta
Shotgun?
I love dumb vids like this
I put it in a vibes folder
Koume Shirasaka here google this
Mine will get me banned so I am not sending it ๐คฃ
if its porn send it my way ๐ค
The VOICES stalker, what do they mean?
Nah, it is not that lol
Tell me, why do you

Glugluglu
gus fring
Collider ofc
Tactical tomahawk
Axes forever
Who tf is sneaky
you wouldn't know he's sneaky
at least they don't wear what sneaky wears... r-right?
Who the fuck is he
Now that you say it, I can see it
Definitely sneaky amogus
I don't think you can take the heat
Not funny smh
guy mentions your selfie and says sneaky
i mention the guy who mention you and say sneaky
Who could it be? ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
It means you look like sneaky
Neither now get out of my sight you douche
It means you have the appearance of someone that would stab you in the rib, steal your wallet, say something weird like "You have pretty hands" and leave
You know, that kind of dubious, sneaky shit
Pfft
Well actually, yes
I do look like it
No shit
PARTY FOUL
Bring it on, sucker
But i wouldn't really do sneaky shit
Yes, yes they do
or would i?
More like, ethically questionable acts of depravity
But yes, Dooty sucks
The one true faction is obviously Zombies
oh my god yes why
i helped duty in my first COP playthrough :/
hey i was 12
it makes so much sense
didnt know better
sneaky also loves to dress like a girl
๐คจ
and you like identify yourself as uuhhh
what was it again
well, you get what I mean!
๐
What the fuck!
Very sneaky
dude, with your income, having that square ass monitor is a sin
or it's just a cover up?
huh
za monolit
cunning
Pretending that "Oh no, I only got Xbox, I can not play Sdalger"
Or something like that, I am not following up on Crystal reaper lore
damn they got us good
first khaaytil with his 1000 twink accounts and now you, sneaky crystal
can you trust anybody on the internet these days?
haha he said twink gay twat
All you must know is that they do not drink water, they look like sneaky, and they can only run for 15 minutes
not even yourself
Intriguing, intriguing
I will forget this in the next 20 minutes
Yes, especially yourself
After all, who knows best how to betray you?
Precisely, yourself
is that your attention sapn
Think about that when you go to sleep
Nah, I just discard non vital information ๐
true
๐ค
nikomu ne veruj
Good, I never trusted you as well

Of course!
he is the pyramid man fr @pastel quartz
He is chad pyramid dude
I don't trust your judgement untrusty man
stolen
fuck bro
Daily reminder that @grizzled meadow is actually a figment of our imagination, playing us all like a damn fiddle just for his own amusement
10y
really? cool! what's your speciality?
(but can I trust that information?...)
Salutations, fellow human of the human species
Of course, I partake in human activities all the time
swag
For example but not limited to! The dire oxygen exchange of our very human bodies
think i did that on one occasion
This is very nice, I approve ๐
"You're... ugly." ๐
gasp 
Yeeeeeee- ๐
This made me think of Spelunky ๐
foot work
Do a good old ๐, say "This was the worst game ever" and leave
"What a shitty movie, would not recommend"
"They really wasted all their budget on that dumb sideplot with the catfishes on the internet"
Does anyone know what this piece of clothing is called they are wearing?

That's true
In reality I am an alt account of khaaytil
Looks like a concept art for an idea because clearly, this is not good clothing design, AKA questionable in terms of functionality
Just say you want it for yourself because you want to wear it
No need to pretend otherwise ๐
I mean obviously i do, that's why i am asking xD
become the techwear
I wish
To be fair, there would probably be some designers that could make it happen
Though I still think it would not function the way it is depicted here
hoodie skirt
Not just that, it would also need to fit perfectly or else those zipper tooths will dig in
And oof, you do not want that
True..
i think its meant to be loose in those areas?
They would certainly need a certain type of flexibility, yes
this is a serious discussion
Since they would be horizontal but at the same time, the skirt part, for example
It needs to hold onto something, no?
So that part has to be thin, otherwise it will simply keep falling off
it might have an unseen belt or somthing. i could see that working
Hm, unlikely that the concept artist thought that far but it is a possible option
and perhaps a cinch strap to take up the slack
oh yeah for sure im just thinking of possibilities
cause nothing better to do
Eh, it is certainly possible but I doubt it is going to be comfortable at all
But then again, how would I know? I never heard any opinions about skirts before ๐
No, I do not want to hear it either
Please, spare me
ill stick to pants
๐ค
I really want it so i could really use anyone who can make soke of these tbh
Is it anime hour or something?
Such a big problem, I am now going to make you suffer
I swear, is no one seeing this???
Falco is right there!
I am not seeing shit, he is right there
Give me 200$ ๐ซ
๐ค
I, too, am using a computer
Unlike a certain someone
Looking at you @glad kelp
I know, right? Good shit
Not my fault that it broke or smth 
Crystal
Sounds like Skill Issue to me
I seriously hope for you
You're drinking water
If I found out you're not drinking water
I'm gonna ban you
I have been drinking the whole thing what else
Good
Oh yeah
Good
i drink water weekly

How does water taste like?
p!mute @ripe ibex 1h
@ripe ibex has been muted for 1 hour.
๐
You'll be unmuted
๐ค
Flork my beloved
what number is after 6
Not 8
420
You have drunk only mountain dew the entire day?
no i did have some milk
Oh
cereal is based
waht wrong with milk
It absolutely provides the nutritions that water provides :)
good miolk
I was being sarcastic
my lawyer says this is incorrect
im suing for misinformation
3 pesos
but filco the dastardly brother does
someone will pay!
Look buddy
Just because you want to be an anime girl, does not mean you can be one
There, I said it
Have a nice evening
it tastes like sadness
I was not talking to you, damnit
Im drinking Hoochโข๏ธ
i want to own a tank
It's shit
Nah but in all seriousness, I got to get my 1 hour sleep so have a good night, you goddamn swamp people
Hooch is crazyโข๏ธ
It's meh

Just only drink soda like I do
There's water in soda. Also, I feel like I should mention I haven't got out in so long my eyesight at distances is fucked temporarily?
Relatable
I know it contains water but still, you get more carbohydrate than water.
That's why you drink sugar free soda
sugar free soda
Yeah right
Does that not exist in Italy?
even worse than regular soda

Of course we have it
Like Coca Cola Zero and shit like that
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
If no sugar, it's either sweetening agent which is synthetic, bad in long run or radish, it's more health than cube sugar but still a sugar
it's more health
this made me laugh
I will defend aspartame till I die
I got the same feeling as not for a long run but still, at least don't die suffering
Wai, radish being more healthy than glucose syrup?

cause you said health instead of healthy
Ha
What do you mean by radish?
Fat fingers and mobile
Then why did you say yeah right? Did you think we don't have it in America where it was created?
sugar free
Yeah right
Better now? 
Checking the shit but that was a translation mistake on my end
Wait
ฤฐt's not radish, it's sugar beet
Fml
๐ค Actually we get our sugar from corn in the states
You sure it's not just glucose?
You're telling me this sugar freed the soda?
Yes
What the fuck are you drinking 
I just found the picture on google
It's in everything because it's cheap but tastes like shit so there's actually a market for importing sodas that are made with cane sugar from Mexico
Was about to say I wanna try that, sounds like my type of airport jungle juice
Mustard, onion
I think it's barbecue sauce
Welp, changes around the world I guess
Still would drink it
Or eat
I will
Kill yourself
Lol
Why do i keep being such a simp sometimes
I already have one, dumbass
x3
Actually i am not i just
I just see some things and just wanna like, copy them

Nicely done
But like
You know the jacket i was searching for?
Yeah, it's patchwork
I also saw hair i also wantet
I dunno i think it is wrong for mtself to want that
Because i always do my own stuff
And just
It feels wrong, always feels wrong
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Why would i eat that
It looks actually somewhat good no cap
Then again i feel like one sometimes when i just copy one single thing
Oh well
Maybe just tell myself it's pretty normal
Imagine being american
imagine being
Stupid bunny
Cringe ass bunny
Is that how they really look?
Good lord have mercy
Might just be gay tbh
๐ค
Friendship
Ugh.. I want to eject this entire channel into deep space.. 
why pollute outer space
I'm afraid it may poison our groundwater here.
too late I think
can we add jinxposting to the channel description, thanks
Just catposting in general
pussyposting

Dog
cats with HL sound effects are th best
"ehe"
absolute gent
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What the fuck
What zero pussy does to a mf
Who was that italian moderator?
It's falco
noodleman
I kinda want to ping him 
@grizzled meadow
You live in remote Canada, the Carribean, or South America?
I will think of an actual new colour
Nobody said it is impossible
Cropol did
Who
Me
A
Bruh
man this mf just like me fr
Why do i want this face and hair
Macho gato
Gato waton
I also have this
God is dead
Fuck
There we go
I think I'm done for now
I littered this channel enough
where's the gmod sounds
Aight bet
He was already pinged
That's italian
Wtf
that fucking loud tinnitus effect does more psy damage to me than anything
Honestly its really fun if you are
like only planning on playing a game for like
20 mins
its just a way to waste time really
Oh yeah I have black ops 2 on my computer and do a quick zombie game from time to time. I legit havenโt played a call of duty game since like 2015 I think lmao
Yeah I havent like
sat down and played one
but sometimes, I cant lie sometimes monkey brain just wants to see
colours and hear sounds
and hehe haha video games
Should try out hat in time or Garryโs mod
Both games are great if youโre high af and just vibing
Weed high or something else?
Interesting, a connoisseur I see
Yโknow I wanted to ask, what exactly are you in med school for?
To become a Research Physician
Had to google it but looks pretty litty, hope that works out well for you friend
Thanks, I appreciate it, I wont get to graduate with a PhD until Im like 30 but
its worth the time involved
Hope you enjoy 3-7 years of internship and residency
uhhhhhhhhh
Oh dude Iโm sure, seems like anything in the med field pays big bucks but I hear itโs very stressful though
I actually personally I get
Ambitious off of stress
I can channel stress into like
Adrenaline, positive stuff
I feed off of it
Oh shit dude, good you got that drive and ability to go crazy like that. Gonna need it from what Iโve heard
What made you wanna go into the med field?
The harder the challenge, the harder you try, the greater the rewards
I want to change the world
I grew up an extremely sick child
It sounds lame, but my wish is for that not to happen to anyone else
Nah Iโd be proud of it, thatโs a mindset thatโs needed when you not only deal with health but with people. Things need to become better not worse. More of what you are thinking about is needed in a field like medicine but it seems it sadly is lacking sometimes
Yeah, as for why Research, I have a disability, I require crutches to walk on my own so
A Doctor, but Im not required to do anything physically suits me just fine
Hmmm sounds like youโre chilling for the most part then friend. I googled a tiny bit of it but what does a Research Physician do?
Experimental Medicine really, monitor and administer not yet
Fully developed practices
That or, in medical laboratories
a doctor is required to sign off on results, and provide general oversight
So in essence you are signing off on results from clinical test trials and supervising
Yeah, Im the person with the knowledge in a research group
I could also be swiped up by
Colleges, or Universities and the like
I want to be at the bleeding edge of medicine basically
The tip of the spear, if you would
Anyways! Enough off topic before someone gets angery at us
Im gonna head to sleep, thanks for the chat friendo
Ooh yeah, sorry about all questions. Sure you get that a lot
Nothing incriminating going on here so no probs, we doing worse 
Anyways yeah goodnight

Snitches get stiches

Farded
The joke is genshin impact players groom children

am nurse, treated as a maid
treated like i work at a fastfood restaurant lol like every service job
I hear even worse things about nurses lmao, the most abused, understaffed and not payed enough for the work they do
I work at a skilled nursing facility, so alot of old people allegedly abandoned by their families lol
I generally like medical field but I donโt like what Iโve heard about how you are treated as extremely replaceable, told to put others before yourself 24/7 and work no matter what condition you are in
when one dies and the next day you see a whole fucking family come in, yeah
i'm sure you really cared lmao, never seen these guys ever in my life
now you just blocking the hallway
getting fucking angry at staff for "letting you die" like somehow i'm jesus christ and can prevent people from dying from stage 4 "insert type of cancer here"
pretty much, if a patient punches the shit out of you, its YOUR FAULT
like come on dude, the guy has schizo lmao
of course since i'm a guy in a female dominated profession, you see even more fucked up shit that the male boomers do to female staff
whoel alot of sexual harassment
Dude I hear those elderly homes are really bad. got old ladies and men grabbing on you all the time, shitty bosses and co-workers and just lack of nurses
oh yeah, female patients defintiely sexually harassed me in the past too
ew run
not into 60+ year old crones, sorry granny
careful, it might be dusty
terrifying
lmao
The real money is working Registry or Travel nurse
basically mercenary nurse
pick your own contracts and work at the facilty you want
Oh yeah I feel you though, my mom worked as a nurse at those old person homes a lot back in the day and she told me to never ever work in one of those places
you also learn not to get so attached to residents, had multiple of my favorite patients just pass away
sometimes fucking randomly, like damn... god decided to pull the plug during breakfast or something
oh man, the Mega karens you see come in via the vistors office is the worst
Having witnessed multiple times, thank god it was never toward me
it's the best
Oh god, thatโs why Iโm trying to work pharmaceutical. Seems very chill for the most part and you donโt have to deal with a lot of that shit. Iโd literally lose it if a Karen went off on me
Donโt know how people put up with insane Karenโs
my job depended on it lmao
call me every racist slur you can think of, call me whatever thats against the rules on this server
Do you like Bingus, floppa or sogga?
in the end of the day, your fucking dad is in this facility
and he's stuck with me
so your move buddy, you abandoned him here
If your dad is cheating on your mom because he's in the home, whoops
i may mention to you that he may need an STD check
just incase, you may wonder why, "oh nothing"
thats another thign, these old bastards still fuck
No need to choose between them, they all best 
Bingus is a sphinx or hairless cat while sogga is like a dollar store Cheetah rip-off
Not this stupid cat
#๐ชbruh-fart is a certified Jinx lover
What
A lot of husbands and wives cheat on their spouses a lot while in recovery
Sounds about right ๐
Chonkus bingus
Ayo Crystal, Yakuza 0 is on game pass go start
Get into the world of a great series
Yeah i have no gamepass lol
Naw that was ma grandma
Would be nice if i could afford it









