🎪bruh-fart

[ripe ibex]

^

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMfnGxFpxmA

[ripe ibex]

[upbeat bobcat]

Units

[ripe ibex]

yes

and many other things

your welcome 😉

possibly

[upbeat bobcat]

Nooooo

[fading shuttle]

ah yes, the poor, i feel you brother, never understood paying for cosmetics or similar

[ripe ibex]

yes, only pay for competitive advantage

[upbeat bobcat]

But degenerate nonetheless

[upbeat bobcat]

Never have fun

Only victory

[ripe ibex]

you buy cosmetics to quench your narcissistic urges

[upbeat bobcat]

I got nitro for free helping a mod on some other channels lmao, then got a warning just because didn't use boost there

[fading shuttle]

ah yes, the average discord mod

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[ripe ibex]

im a teaboo

very different

weeaboo but bri ish

like me bri ish tanks

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro, you might be living the poor life but get this, I have to do a shitton of disgusting translations just to pay my bills alone, no one gives me a job, my monthly income is simply 0

[upbeat bobcat]

You are not the only one having it shitty

[ripe ibex]

drive tank, forget your troubles

[upbeat bobcat]

And your money at least means something, mine doesn't, even lower value than roubles get it?

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah well that makes both of us

It's been like this since 2018 anyway

[slim osprey]

Yooooo same here

I'm just kinda waiting for stuff to start burning tbh

[upbeat bobcat]

And fyi, inflation here is almost 80%

Even water is fucking expensive

And some homeboys complain about gas prices

We all find a way to cope against shitty life requirements

[lavish dragon]

What do you translate?

[severe linden]

Manga?

[upbeat bobcat]

As much as I can do, ofc I only have English that's the worst part

[severe linden]

Yea…

I’ll cauterize my chopped finger before they take me

[lavish dragon]

America! Where getting sick can financially destroy you

[upbeat bobcat]

I got education on law, medicine but they won't help it anyway

Yeah well, I'm just looking for an easy exit so people close to me won't get much sad

[slim osprey]

This sounds awfully familiar, where you from if you don't mind sharing?

[upbeat bobcat]

Lot of here knows where I'm from np, Turkey

[slim osprey]

Ahh, I got a friend from there

Yeah they ain't happy

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN يووووو شاورمة مان

[foggy mantle]

Original

يووووو شاورمة مان

English

Yooo Shawarma Man

[severe linden]

Tasty

[severe linden]

Giraffe

Man

[slim osprey]

Bruh

I got some similar stuff too lol

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859421013170585612/946053678538842112/b71ad766ff.gif

Use it well

🤝

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/481073246041538561/979055661293907978/ezgif.com-gif-maker_65-1.gif

[slim osprey]

I keep more of them than I would like to admit but Idk if I should send them all

[lavish dragon]

Did you hear he lit a fucking firework in his house

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[mortal violet]

yeah we talked about that a couple hours ago in #╟❓general-offtopic

he's a fucking idiot

for views

[slim osprey]

Man's got no braincells, and also clout

[lavish dragon]

Best part is, he lit the firework on his bed next to a box of fireworks

[upbeat bobcat]

Our lord and Saviour

[lavish dragon]

I'm amazed he's still alive

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, Logan Paul still lives ha?

Not that hard

[lavish dragon]

Oh yeah he did light his pool on fire

[upbeat bobcat]

bruh

Not even relative

One is a disaster, one is just a fucking idiot

[mortal violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1D9mcRXzI

australia patch notes just dropped

complain to the devs

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713550292280672416/993958871519473775/carrunner.mp4

talk about US teens doing stupid things ha

[slim osprey]

Talk about being dumb bruh

[mortal violet]

when u have more money than braincells

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784939708211265589/948420414953123890/stalker-cringe.gif

[mortal violet]

ew

[pastel quartz]

let me guess where it takes place in

the middle east

[pastel quartz]

(context: Some saudis do this stunt where they change the tires while the vehicle is still driving)

hell naw

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang this dude tells us anime and things are cringe but keeping gore videos in his comp

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-black-cat-meme-gif-24606499

[pastel quartz]

nice dog can i pet it

[pastel quartz]

15 usd is all i have

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll be rich anyway

[pastel quartz]

true

it will convert into a billion lira

[upbeat bobcat]

[lavish dragon]

How do you survive that?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/arab-muslimfunny-funnymuslim-arabmuslimfunny-gif-21749332

[pastel quartz]

with the blessing of MBS maybe

[lavish dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpBpGQ0XTI

Jesus

[pastel quartz]

of course they have a shaylah playing in the bg

This is why Riyadh has 28034029 speedbumps every kilometer

[lavish dragon]

And why would you do it in a Jeep?

[upbeat bobcat]

They all have jeeps

It's the minimum standard

[lavish dragon]

Are you Saudi or smth

[pastel quartz]

Yemeni

but I visited Saudia

[upbeat bobcat]

Visited visited or just looked through it and left because it's so expensive

[lavish dragon]

And you're living in Yemen? Yikes

[pastel quartz]

no

I think I introduced myself here before

[lavish dragon]

You changed your pfp

[pastel quartz]

my pfp changed though

yes

[lavish dragon]

I have a smooth brain

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

it was an actual visit

[upbeat bobcat]

Were you the one get competitive with Cat for coffee things?

[pastel quartz]

I have no idea who or what cat you are talking about

oh wait I do

[upbeat bobcat]

Hmm

[pastel quartz]

it's that moderator right?

[upbeat bobcat]

ya

[lavish dragon]

Oh yeah it was him

Mecha and Mocha

[upbeat bobcat]

Mocha ye

Mecha

[pastel quartz]

don't even know where they are from so I can't tell if they are a threat or not

to my coffee superiority

[lavish dragon]

Of course I remember that but I don't remember the fucking guys name

[upbeat bobcat]

Okay_cat

[mortal violet]

mocha sounds pretty good right about now

[upbeat bobcat]

With some ice~

[pastel quartz]

big yum

[mortal violet]

[upbeat bobcat]

I only have ice

[mortal violet]

[upbeat bobcat]

Some filter coffee but that's it

And I'm lactose intolerant so mmm

[mortal violet]

shidd

[pastel quartz]

could you be my turkish friend with lactose intolerance

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8DpIvWeNuvw

[upbeat bobcat]

Might be, might not who knows.

[severe linden]

https://twitter.com/muart242/status/1544215417798934529?s=21&t=HEeu7bguaMhO0pYQzDGVUQ

Mu Art (@MuArt242)

Pog of Greed
Pog of Greed
Pog of Greed
Pog of Greed

Likes

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Twitter · Jul 5, 2022, 7:03 AM

[pastel quartz]

i will keep that in mind

[upbeat bobcat]

I answered for "could", not "would" welp

If I got your question wrong

[pastel quartz]

no you didn't

[upbeat bobcat]

Gucci

[pastel quartz]

even if you did I won't mind

[lavish dragon]

You ever heard of lactaid?

[upbeat bobcat]

It's just surprising to see people not cutting communications after hearing where I'm from

[lavish dragon]

Why would we?

[upbeat bobcat]

Noe, I never decided to take action for it as it's not as bad as that video above

I can still consume some cheese and yoghurt without breaking my will to live.

[upbeat bobcat]

You'd be surprised how stereotype my people is, just like Russians on most on the net and competitive games.

When I tell them I'm tryin to be not like them, it just won't work

[pastel quartz]

all I know about turkish stereotypes comes from that one balkans subreddit which got banned

[upbeat bobcat]

[severe linden]

Disliking anyone based off where they come from is superficial like mang I don’t give a rats ass, you aren’t the country

[lavish dragon]

All I know about Turkey is that they hate the bird and their leader is kinda cringe

[upbeat bobcat]

First I hear about we hate the bird

Also we have a city named Batman

They don't even know the meaning yet...

[severe linden]

Yea and I’m called a white chink by smooth brains

Doesn’t mean I have to be like them

[upbeat bobcat]

Lot of French think Turks speak Arabic

West world is smn else

Yeah talking about French

Ugh, couldn't find it

[severe linden]

[upbeat bobcat]

French 1, me 0

Nice start

[pastel quartz]

please win i beg you

[upbeat bobcat]

I always made fun surrendering French on league because they are so hard trying to surrender, they blame me for being a racist

[lavish dragon]

"The main reason why Turkey is changing its name is to eliminate the association with the bird," said Sinan Ulgen, Chairman of Istanbul-based think-tank EDAM. "But also, the term is used in colloquial language to denote failure."

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam son, never heard about this but prolly worse news is he gonna apply for something arabic

[grizzled meadow]

This makes me laugh more than it should

[upbeat bobcat]

yet I never even got chat banned

Eh

It's already named like that? It's just differs from language to language

German calls it Turkei

becuase it's appropriate to read in their language, fits their speaking.

American speaking won't be able to read it comfortable

[pastel quartz]

That official name change didn't make a difference to me

[upbeat bobcat]

Fun fact, in my language, The Netherlands is still Hollanda which is Holland.

[pastel quartz]

literally the same in Arabic

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, it's the old name so what

Turkey Turkiye why would they care smh

[lavish dragon]

In French, it's called 'The lower countries'

[upbeat bobcat]

Bird is bird, country is country

[lavish dragon]

Apparently people name the turkey to insult nations they hate?

[pastel quartz]

أيوه

[lavish dragon]

p!translate تتكلم عربي؟

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[mortal violet]

~ ~ ~ ~

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN تتكلم عربي؟

[pastel quartz]

he asks if I can talk

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah, it's politics

[foggy mantle]

Original

تتكلم عربي؟

English

Speak Arabic?

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN أيوه

[foggy mantle]

Original

أيوه

English

Yes

[lavish dragon]

Global politics is cringe

[upbeat bobcat]

See, they call it Rome because Byzantine once ruled over European part of Istanbul

[lavish dragon]

No? Rome is named after the founder of Rome, Romulus.

[upbeat bobcat]

Ethiopia becuase southern east was that in the past and now Kurdish is there and waaaaaaaaaaaaaay far people like Canadian reporters defend them so

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN ايوة بنقول عليه ديك رومي

[foggy mantle]

Original

ايوة بنقول عليه ديك رومي

English

Yes, we say turkey

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes but it's old news now so

[pastel quartz]

bruh

[upbeat bobcat]

Prolly Greeks who called it Rome so not surprising

Great

Too much hassle

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN رومي

[foggy mantle]

Original

رومي

English

Roman

[upbeat bobcat]

My cousin

[pastel quartz]

I hate the Arabic font on discord

[lavish dragon]

You know you can do it too right?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-gif-18981911

[lavish dragon]

Baseball is America's past time, how dare you

[pastel quartz]

It's possible but too hard to read

[upbeat bobcat]

Also Japan so

[pastel quartz]

أنا أكره أكتب عربي على النت

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[lavish dragon]

Stop I can only translate so fast

[pastel quartz]

هذا ليش أنا أفظل أتصل لمن أتكلم عربي 😭

[upbeat bobcat]

They are their own universe now

[grizzled meadow]

No gibberish in my realm

[pastel quartz]

okay tamam

[grizzled meadow]

Either you translate or you go in pvt

[lavish dragon]

No more squiggles

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayo you can't call someone's language gibberish

[grizzled meadow]

Tamam meaning?

[pastel quartz]

alright

[upbeat bobcat]

Not very cash money of you

[grizzled meadow]

I can and I will habibi

[pastel quartz]

offf

[grizzled meadow]

It's 4AM

I don't respond of my actions

[upbeat bobcat]

Based mod

[pastel quartz]

[upbeat bobcat]

Always blames the hour

[grizzled meadow]

Of course

[grizzled meadow]

This makes me laugh more than it should

[lavish dragon]

Too slow Falco

[pastel quartz]

actual gold

[upbeat bobcat]

Hmmmm

[grizzled meadow]

It's expected and unexpected at the same time

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone copied my text

For what reason I wonder

[grizzled meadow]

Discord being Discord

[upbeat bobcat]

Mhm

[pastel quartz]

Discord on it's way to break the fourth time in a second

[grizzled meadow]

Literally

I can't copy mine and your stuff in one go

[upbeat bobcat]

League people like my French jokes so

Especially Germans but eh

[upbeat bobcat]

UK people like harassment the best, especially if it's made about them.

[grizzled meadow]

The part at 0:24 it's fucking gold

[upbeat bobcat]

It's so fast

[pastel quartz]

the lyrics don't make sense to me

[upbeat bobcat]

So little lyrics made about songs make sense I'll have you know

[pastel quartz]

ig

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806372823815421983/993716644092317716/video0-4.mp4

[pastel quartz]

I find misri to be really funny

I think the only reason I haven't been muted for arabic is because this channel is brainfart

[pastel quartz]

حلو

[grizzled meadow]

I was serious

👀

[pastel quartz]

guh!?

[grizzled meadow]

I won't mute him, of course

[mortal violet]

for falco

[grizzled meadow]

But try to speak in english, come on

p!translate EN بروف إت يا برو

[foggy mantle]

Original

بروف إت يا برو

English

Prove it oh bro

[lavish dragon]

[pastel quartz]

it was transliterated which threw me off

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

holy shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco he wants the funny

Do the funny

[pastel quartz]

wow so sweet

[plucky void]

SAY THE LINE, FALCO

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT'S THE LINE

HELP

[lavish dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-not-your-keys-not-your-coins-bitcoin-rd_btc-strike-memes-gif-25067869

[pastel quartz]

حأعيد مع الشباب

[grizzled meadow]

The funni in this case I think is...

Bout to do it

And Felis is the next one

👀

[pastel quartz]

NEIN

[mortal violet]

i translated it says 'please falco, mute me'

[grizzled meadow]

Well I mean

[upbeat bobcat]

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN الصراحة انا ازور قرايبي

[pastel quartz]

translating this will give anyone a seizure

[foggy mantle]

Original

الصراحة انا ازور قرايبي

English

Frankly, I visit my relatives

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[grizzled meadow]

Who am I not to make a wish come true

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN اوكي برو ايام سبيكينج انجلش

[foggy mantle]

Original

اوكي برو ايام سبيكينج انجلش

English

OK Pro days of speaking English

[pastel quartz]

lmaooo

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-i-dont-believe-you-smoking-gif-13523062

[lavish dragon]

You don't visit your relatives?

[grizzled meadow]

Gonna try something different this time

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN اوكي ماي مان

[foggy mantle]

Original

اوكي ماي مان

English

ok my man

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @pastel quartz @pastel quartz 1h

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted.

[grizzled meadow]

Okay it just take the first one

Not the second

p!mute @pastel quartz 1h

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 hour.

[lavish dragon]

p!translate EN ماشي يا راجل

[grizzled meadow]

Good night

[foggy mantle]

Original

ماشي يا راجل

English

go man

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

He literally asked for the line and for the funni

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang I like this reshade

[lavish dragon]

We found the funnee bois

[grizzled meadow]

Aged like milk

[grizzled meadow]

You already used this line

[upbeat bobcat]

I know and I'll use it again

[grizzled meadow]

👀

[upbeat bobcat]

Because I like it

I roll my own cig

[grizzled meadow]

That's a long ass cig

[mortal violet]

lean cig

[upbeat bobcat]

Didn't say I roll them good

[grizzled meadow]

What's that

[lavish dragon]

Fish

[mortal violet]

le fishe

[grizzled meadow]

au chocolat

[upbeat bobcat]

Tobacco duh

[grizzled meadow]

Right

Still 4AM here

[upbeat bobcat]

5:16

[grizzled meadow]

I'll try to sleep, don't let those two doods speak indian again or I'll double the mute time

[lavish dragon]

10:16 PM

[grizzled meadow]

[mortal violet]

legit thought this was like a Blender rendered scene tbh

[grizzled meadow]

I know they're reading

I thought they would have wrote me something in private but they didn't

[lavish dragon]

They accepted their fate

[upbeat bobcat]

Because the app I'm using applies bootleg HDR

İt's good but eh

[grizzled meadow]

Don't know if it will work but I want to try

p!unmute @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been unmuted.

[grizzled meadow]

Ah okay

It's easy

[upbeat bobcat]

Freedoooooooooooooooom

[grizzled meadow]

Really thought it wouldn't work

p!unmute @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been unmuted.

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @pastel quartz 1h

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 hour.

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz try to write something now

[slim osprey]

Bro what, clyde crazy

[grizzled meadow]

Okay you can write

[slim osprey]

I'm trying to post an image of a dog with just XD on it and the damn bot is flagging it as explicit

The fuck

[plucky void]

dumbass bot

[plucky void]

bill can you please stop communicating in doctor's handwriting, mirrored

[grizzled meadow]

Guess I'll mute him again...

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @pastel quartz 5m

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 5 minutes.

[grizzled meadow]

Okay, this works as well

[grizzled meadow]

You can talk again

Needed to try if the "m" was for "minutes" and not for "months"

Yes

[slim osprey]

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833207011688579133/977343067520643082/7CAC2176-0949-42AE-9224-3F1CCDB2CCED.gif

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-black-cat-meme-gif-24606499

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-staring-cat-gif-20275090

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/violent-gif-23614728

ferocious beast

[slim osprey]

Anger fueled machine

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-23163386

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-baloongis-cat-nixly-weaky-repz-gif-25559792

[slim osprey]

I love jinx

[mortal violet]

talented lil man

[slim osprey]

I don't have any more shitty cat videos/gifs/whatever

My job here is done

[grizzled meadow]

Ong

[mortal violet]

high quality*

[slim osprey]

Good to know I get some appreciation

I will come back when I collect more

No Clear Sky?

Don't worry bro, they are part of the monolith now

[plucky void]

the cat is gone, I repeat

the cat is gone

[slim osprey]

Cat gone :(

[slim osprey]

[slim osprey]

Cat came back :)

[mortal violet]

catback

[pastel quartz]

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[grizzled meadow]

I need the yt channel of this stuff if there is one

[pastel quartz]

if you removed one ا the sentence would make a lot more sense

[plucky void]

of course there is one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wtlt5aBZdI

this guy does nothing but doom shitposts

[grizzled meadow]

Subscribed

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[plucky void]

the caco wheeze is from another of his videos

[pastel quartz]

gamer wahid

[grizzled meadow]

You're my favorite person now

Incredible meme

Thank you

No reason specified, I'm dying

[upbeat bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/424976647268204545/990356623946027048/trim.565ECD66-1162-4E12-82DD-4A101C4EB60E.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/993943266540130415/suck.mp4

I'm still not over this

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2830301361

[ripe ibex]

falco should be asleeeep

[arctic kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768283525672992798/992893552310886471/beso_homo.mp4

[mortal violet]

this deserves to be in #📢announcements but I guess brainfart will suffice https://youtu.be/F09TZ7vazNk

[mortal violet]

[eager quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939250781058641982/994005544585154600/pullotus-1.gif

[stone blade]

can we do this with grok

[glad kelp]

Can we do this in gamma and be like "ok, it's done in 5 mins!"

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal are you drinking wa'er

[glad kelp]

I am drinking your mom rn

[upbeat bobcat]

Jokes on your she's dead

[glad kelp]

Oh

My bad

[upbeat bobcat]

Jk

She's not

Gottem

[glad kelp]

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

Now go drink water

[glad kelp]

Well i just woek up so i survived yet another day

[upbeat bobcat]

Night*

[glad kelp]

Didn't stay up

[upbeat bobcat]

You didn't die in sleep

That makes it surviving through night

Nvm

[glad kelp]

I drank so how could i have died in sleep

[upbeat bobcat]

If you don't wanna pee crazy airport jungle juice again

Drink waer

[glad kelp]

I will i will dw

[upbeat bobcat]

context

[glad kelp]

When did you guys post that?

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno, I knew this for a long time so

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

One of my favs

[glad kelp]

One of MY favs:

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/993943266540130415/suck.mp4

my fav

[glad kelp]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/993700106564022322/667b42d81a5d71221435652b2899dbd6.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/991558284874096650/h68ju8i.mp4

Been a long time

[glad kelp]

Omg wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/994095940971548682/trim.906FFC59-07A3-42A7-A7DD-1936437E83F9.mov

[glad kelp]

Transphobes be like: it's still sand

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

You know what cars are?

[upbeat bobcat]

Why would white bread explode that's above me

[glad kelp]

Cars are driving bombs, basically

[clear prism]

You know something else?

Drinking water is essential for survival

[upbeat bobcat]

[stone blade]

FOR REAL?

ON GOD?

[glad kelp]

Fr? On god?

[stone blade]

fr fr

[clear prism]

Yes, for real. Yes, on god

🙏

[stone blade]

wow

[glad kelp]

On your mother?

[upbeat bobcat]

Off god tho?

[clear prism]

No, on Dustin's mother

[glad kelp]

[clear prism]

Nah, we pray to Allah here

🙏 🙏

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah tried doesn't work

[clear prism]

It absolutely does

I prayed for ketamine

Low and behold, ketamine drug dealer!

[stone blade]

yo mom

hahahaahahahahahhaahaahahaahaahahah

sorry.

[clear prism]

😐

[upbeat bobcat]

[clear prism]

🤨📸

[stone blade]

COCK

[clear prism]

🇱🇴🇱

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-tale-dragon-covered-fell-down-here-gif-5524123

[clear prism]

🇱🇴🇴🇰

[glad kelp]

Penis

[clear prism]

Yes

[stone blade]

hehehehe penis

geeheheheheeheh

[clear prism]

YES

This is precisely what I was going to say

💯

[stone blade]

penis and cock

[glad kelp]

Why i should be declared as being able to read minds:

[clear prism]

Ok, what do I think right now

[glad kelp]

Hmmmmm

I guess about me drinking water?

[clear prism]

Wrong

[glad kelp]

Well idk

[clear prism]

Where mind read???

False promises exposed

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[clear prism]

Literally a litterer

[glad kelp]

I will eat your liver

[clear prism]

Do not threaten me with a good time

[glad kelp]

Man

[clear prism]

😏

[glad kelp]

Bro you know what i saw while i was shopping yesterday?

A fat lady with their child
You know what they bought?

Guess what they bought

Sweets

Only sweets

And then they even wonder

Why it is so cold in fricking 20° in Celsius??

I know it can be more cold for women but like ._.

Anyway

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I had some wine smh

I'd slurp the fuck out that thing

[stone blade]

I love hovering twitch and then instalocking vayne

[clear prism]

You know, sometimes I dream about cheese

[upbeat bobcat]

Good ol Gmod days

https://youtu.be/T-PfTM_JdpE

https://youtu.be/vgbfnqrFuPQ

[clear prism]

:)

I am pleased by this

[upbeat bobcat]

You better be

I started farting after all that cheese

I'm lactose intolerant

[clear prism]

Lactose intolerant is just Skill issue with milk

😂

[upbeat bobcat]

True

[glad kelp]

Bro

Wisdom teeth hurt

Doc said they might fit

Just need to wear the braces daily

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/994154316145381426/CatTikToks-1544411657270542338-20220705_130327-vid1.mp4

[clear prism]

RIP

I never had problems with that, of course

[glad kelp]

Sure lol

As i said

Doc said they might actually fit

We just need to make a bit more space

[proven crown]

At least yours don't grow horizontally

[glad kelp]

Haha

Yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

Mine grows universally

Found Ivan's comp pic

No wonder it crashes

[clear prism]

It all makes sense now

[clear prism]

Very nice. Let's see Paul Allens conversation skills

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956216570848370720/994216106678030426/trim.0DED1CC8-C01D-4C58-876F-BB73A94126A9.mov @grizzled meadow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656569100553814016/994166123908042823/MemeFeedBot_33.mp4

[plucky void]

gamers love being herded into ultracapitalist videogame worlds and treated like slave labor

[pastel quartz]

finally

[plucky void]

MAY IMPERIAL JUSTICE ACCOUNT IN ALL BALANCE

THE EMPRAH PROTECTS

[night sail]

true

as a seal man i can confirm

[glad kelp]

Recent selfie

I almost don't do them tbh

[heady crow]

Zamn looking suprisingly cute my dude

[glad kelp]

Damn

Thanks

Just wantet to get off that dehydration issue that i really missed to notice until yesterday

[clear prism]

Something is missing in this picture

🤔

Ah yes, I remember now

Cheese.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-pleasestop-theoffice-gif-4184950

[clear prism]

CHEEEEEEESE

[glad kelp]

Bro

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/x74bZjDYUTE

[glad kelp]

You probably look like a frickin potato

[upbeat bobcat]

Ain't we all

[glad kelp]

That guy smh

[upbeat bobcat]

He's learning

[glad kelp]

Well he doesn't show any progress

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/994289039970668564/2da472a4f2cdc7737b150327f3412d8b04778d8ba609b783bcbe3f483389a96a_1.mp4

[clear prism]

Look bro, just buy the merch

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah well, his loss

[glad kelp]

True

Different taste

[clear prism]

They are talking about you 😂

[upbeat bobcat]

There's opinion and there's just straight attacking someone. Just be careful about the words you choosing Shoebill

You can instead say not my type or smn instead of you ugly

[night sail]

now u have :)

[clear prism]

Rookie numbers

[fading shuttle]

damn, the merch money that goes to his family, how dare he

[lavish dragon]

Please don't, you're a cool guy

[glad kelp]

I have been banned in more

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, sadly nobody cares that side around here. If you decide to show it, you'll get muted first, then banned.

[glad kelp]

Thanks to being hacked 👏 🤝 😩

[night sail]

i used to be a mod in a barbie themed server

this is me

[clear prism]

4 tickets to the Ryan Gosling Barbie movie, please

[mortal violet]

ur kinda hot....

[clear prism]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah

You are new here

[night sail]

artefact

yum yum

aaa

[upbeat bobcat]

Not like we don't talk to each other around here but we know each other

[clear prism]

Marked one, whaaaaat de heeell

[night sail]

thx catgirl man <3

[upbeat bobcat]

We still don't know how you handle things so easy to misinterpret your words

[clear prism]

🤨

The fuck

[mortal violet]

[clear prism]

Look bro, it is funny if you think hard enough about it

[upbeat bobcat]

[night sail]

genius

i like that

pepehands

[clear prism]

I want to shake his hand.

I just want to shake his hand, come on.

[night sail]

fr doe

poor guy had no chance in doing so

get out of here stalker

[night sail]

neon genesis feet phone mask

i saw that shit on sale

[glad kelp]

M yes

[night sail]

misatoes or some shit

[clear prism]

Damnit, I can not believe that I got tagged in #staff-only-furry-erp-24/7

[night sail]

thats rough buddy

btw

i have these

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dicks-out-harambe-road-sign-highway-gif-5935694

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/993700129091620874/VID_32211113_174335_705.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

Daily reminder

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444035406103838720/994256731737702500/trim.5C34EEC4-8872-451B-8C24-EEA113449AC1.mov

[clear prism]

I have been waiting for a day to use this

[night sail]

does somebody have that text where lukash talks about freedomers sticking their shlongs into bloodsuckers

[pastel quartz]

this is actual gold

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/994289255570489354/SPOILER_burger.mp4

[pastel quartz]

[clear prism]

🤝

[mortal violet]

🤝

[glad kelp]

I think I'm dying

Omg

[clear prism]

Again?

[upbeat bobcat]

wish that was me

[glad kelp]

Exhaustedt

15 minutes of running without break

[upbeat bobcat]

Why

[glad kelp]

Shopping

Idk

Just wantet to break my record

And it is still

15 minutes

[mortal violet]

yike

you need to be more active

[glad kelp]

Tf?

[pastel quartz]

Me in Stalker anomaly wondering why my character is not an Olympic athlete with crazy stamina

[glad kelp]

Xd

[pastel quartz]

literally unplayable pls fix

[glad kelp]

In anomaly you have an ordinary guy, lmao

[plucky void]

sadge

[clear prism]

The hell

[pastel quartz]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

I was thinking the same thing about ARMA 3 but then again, you are Greek

[clear prism]

😂

[pastel quartz]

I want to try doing the miracle machine thing for the first time

[glad kelp]

I'm greek?

[clear prism]

In Arma 3, your character is greek

[upbeat bobcat]

Almost everyone in ARMA 3 is Greek

[glad kelp]

Could do it, didn't want to yet

[pastel quartz]

it's terrifying

[upbeat bobcat]

Even though they are from burgerlands

[clear prism]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

They have Greek bodies

[clear prism]

Fellow Arma 3 connoisseur

[upbeat bobcat]

I spit on my ARMA 3 history

15 fps simulator

[clear prism]

Ah but see, that is what makes it so memorable

[plucky void]

tbh I find it very refreshing that STALKER's protag can sprint so fast and for such a long time.
In contrast you get BJ Blazkowicz in Wolfenstein who sprints for half a second and then just jogs

[clear prism]

The constant "Oh god, not the desync again"

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah so many headaches

[plucky void]

or COD protags who sprint for 3 seconds and then revert to slow walk cuz MUH TIRED

[clear prism]

Still fun with a whole load of buddies

[glad kelp]

Atleast you're still alive lmfao

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/arma-arma3-war-crime-when-war-gif-20452725

[clear prism]

Speshul forces :)

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-lang-tcb-tin-can-bros-wayward-guide-untrained-eye-gif-22208711

[glad kelp]

The main protags wish, atleast

[upbeat bobcat]

What a comparison

[glad kelp]

Hardcore AI on?

[plucky void]

The one game I think does sprinting properly

is Elden Ring

[glad kelp]

Was it mercs? Monolith?

[plucky void]

it has stamina constraints but when out of combat, sprinting and jumping doesn't consume stamina

I think that's the best solution

[glad kelp]

A

[upbeat bobcat]

B

[glad kelp]

Never playd ARMA 3

[upbeat bobcat]

You couldn't anyway

[clear prism]

Arma 3 AI is goddamn ridiculous

On your team: They are dogshit dumb

[glad kelp]

WDYM I CAN'T

[clear prism]

Enemy team: God tier aim.

[upbeat bobcat]

Try and you'll see what I mean

[glad kelp]

Where can i play it?

[upbeat bobcat]

PC

[glad kelp]

And xbox?

[upbeat bobcat]

PC

[clear prism]

No

PC

[glad kelp]

God

[clear prism]

Get Steam

[upbeat bobcat]

CP

[clear prism]

Civil Protection!

[glad kelp]

CPU

[clear prism]

CPs!

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine ARMA 3 on Xbox

[clear prism]

Well, they are putting Reforger on Xbox

[clear prism]

Or, at least, they want to

[glad kelp]

Was das

[upbeat bobcat]

Putting engine demo on Xbox

Great idea

[clear prism]

Arma: Reforger

Basically, demo of Arma 4

[glad kelp]

H...h...h...

[clear prism]

The next-Gen Arma game

The new, improved Arma game

[upbeat bobcat]

It'll be previous gen when it release

[ripe ibex]

Ultra pogger!

[clear prism]

😂

[upbeat bobcat]

If it ever does

[clear prism]

Stalker 2 will release before Arma 4 is announced

[ripe ibex]

We hope

[clear prism]

Which is saying a lot 🤣

[ripe ibex]

You jinxed

[clear prism]

Look bro

[ripe ibex]

You fool

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-my-beloved-jinx-my-beloved-gif-24798825

[clear prism]

😐

[clear prism]

Imma slide into those DMs in a second if you keep this up @ripe ibex

[ripe ibex]

Shut hell

[glad kelp]

Lol

[clear prism]

What, you think I am not going to do it?

[glad kelp]

Damn

[clear prism]

You think I do not have a very based, absolutely not racist meme ready for that one occasion?

[clear prism]

😂

[clear prism]

Well, they did do Half Life Alyx

[ripe ibex]

Not hl3

[clear prism]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

Full Life 1

[clear prism]

It does tease HL3, though

[ripe ibex]

Well technically it is but its not the spiritual successor to hl2

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/NNxd7x2QYGE

[ripe ibex]

Me who hasn't played any of the hl games. And just like talking about how valve hates the number 3

[upbeat bobcat]

Portal doesn't have 3 as well

TF

[clear prism]

TF2, Portal 2, Half Life 2, Episode 2

[ripe ibex]

I'm dying for a portal 3

[clear prism]

Hello dying for portal 3

I am @clear prism

[ripe ibex]

And one of the valve doods said now would be a good time for it

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude is dropped out

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[ripe ibex]

Damincin

[clear prism]

Me dragging you into DMs:

[ripe ibex]

Look its tf3

[ripe ibex]

When

[upbeat bobcat]

TitenFallen

[ripe ibex]

:(

[upbeat bobcat]

@glad kelp what's Titanfall in Deutsch?

[plucky void]

Valve doesn't need to make games, they can just print money

[ripe ibex]

True

[clear prism]

The same

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm glad that they aren't shitting games like most companies

[glad kelp]

Sorta

[ripe ibex]

Hat based blackmarket

[glad kelp]

Game names don't change anywhere

[plucky void]

there's a very large middle ground between those two extremes

[upbeat bobcat]

So what

[clear prism]

At this point, I think Valve is just content enough with Steam

[ripe ibex]

Steam op

[upbeat bobcat]

If they wanna make a game, they do it.

[plucky void]

so they could still make games without "shitting them" out like activision does for instance

[clear prism]

Indeed, indeed

[glad kelp]

God fuck no

[plucky void]

or EA

[clear prism]

Well, my buddies are here, see you later boys

👋

[glad kelp]

See ya gtanil

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah they make games because prolly they want to, not because they have to.

[ripe ibex]

Ha

[plucky void]

"very real" (TOTALLY NOT FAKE) - UNEXPECTED ENDING - GONE SEXUAL

[glad kelp]

They just wan mone

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[upbeat bobcat]

bred

[ripe ibex]

Tank bred

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/-HIMhIGoFP4

[ripe ibex]

Yep thats an auto loader

Can confirm

[glad kelp]

This scene though

[upbeat bobcat]

You shared it before Crystal

[glad kelp]

Obviously

[glad kelp]

It's stupip how it's just there

[upbeat bobcat]

spulip

Now go drink water

[glad kelp]

Yes...i should

[glad kelp]

i actually watched this show

It's

Cute

[ripe ibex]

its a show?

[glad kelp]

Sorta

[ripe ibex]

false

[glad kelp]

Alright time to proove you wrong in 3 minutes

[ripe ibex]

nah im good

[glad kelp]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtVNv5LHqiUMkdxa0eFlpZJEKxhyBzzr1

[glad kelp]

Ah series

More like

Siri

[ripe ibex]

sound like a skill issue chief

[mortal violet]

wuewuewuewue

[glad kelp]

Damn

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/bunger-gif-20251450

[ripe ibex]

brug

[mortal violet]

[ripe ibex]

[glad kelp]

Yooo

[ripe ibex]

hampter

[glad kelp]

OMG HEDGEHOG

And he sneezed

[ripe ibex]

its a gerbil

no wait

sewer rabbit

[mortal violet]

ferocious beast

[ripe ibex]

spike ball

[glad kelp]

Hedgehog

[mortal violet]

he died

[ripe ibex]

grass

mans touched it

[mortal violet]

he touched grass and died

[ripe ibex]

this is so sad

[mortal violet]

look what grass does to you

[glad kelp]

Yes

[mortal violet]

avoid touching grass

[plucky void]

don't touch grass

touch ass

[plucky void]

👀

[upbeat bobcat]

Drive fast