#🎪bruh-fart
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A blyet
Xaxaxaxaxa
pizdec
Man
Man
Wish it was more Stalkerish
woman
Them
just come to Bulgaria
weak

true
My man
Woodsman 5kov
da
Uganda knuckles
GWA GWA
💯
CHOPPA CHOPPA WHERE ARE YU
DROP DE BOMBU MAN
clearly the pinnacle of cinematography
in the picture and #🎪bruh-fart itself
woooah

true
https://twitter.com/eixopolitico/status/1538175723885711361 I know this could be considered "political"... BUT
🇺🇸 Joe Biden, presidente dos Estados Unidos:
https://t.co/B6wX8v1oZG
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it's funny 
Just a dude riding a bike, it's fine 
how could this be considered political
this time i choose the blade runner guy to be me
his sitting style here matches my sitting style
it's el presidente
Hes just like me fr
frfr
i'm gonna do this the next time i get the opportunity
same it's literally me
I EMBRACE THE EMPTY
having to take a mad shit in public places is haunting
i once had to take a mad shit in my gf's house while her sister and her sister's bf was there
and it wasn't a quiet shit
jesus christ
when i eventually came out after emptying the entirety of my bowels, i realized they're all asleep already
Do this as well
nah most people here don't know shit about the english language
in my language it would be "mən sürürəm" which doesn't sound as funny as "i drive"
nice bed ivan what do you say you and i strip naked and cuddle in it
okay
Tudu tudu tu, tu tu, tudu tudu tu du du du
Don't get fooled, Battlefield theme OST's are awesome.
#pleasestop #meme #chadmeme
Inspired by: https://www.youtube.com/c/GigaCheddar
Go check this asshole out.
bf4 ost
do you have courses in romania that teach you how to steal things in the most efficient way
2042 is shit indeed
people who say its good are literally smoking on so many layers of copium
I saw it being in the top sellers when they released season 1
How yall doing brainfart dwellers?
Also if answering or saying smn to me, pls tag me or use the reply thing so I can see it, I can't follow well with mobile only
Considering the many uses of firearms.
no man you can't also put heart-shaped box at the end, come on
that's just
Cries in Kurt
now I'm sad 
Mang I'm just hoping if something broken, it'll be my motherboard cuz that's the cheapest part I can replace
your puter acting up?
I'm getting pcie beeps which leads to no no video output
Yeah, while I was cleaning, i fucked soem things lmao
"now when I shake my pc, there's something rumbling there"
Fixed the CPU pins with a pen but it's either fucked CPU pcie pin which i hope i didn't
6 core CPUs are like expensive af and I really hope it's not gpu either
İf GPU is gone, it's over for me
time to barter a technician's visit for a potato or two, I guess
Monday, we'll test with other CPU and motherboard, then I'll know what's wrong
Wish me luck 
Onboard gpu would save me a lot of effort but I don't have it welp
Ryzen 7000 will be gucci about that
may your losses be minimal my guy
My custom modpack is complete and conflict free, pay me instantly
but me thoooo
What in the world were you cleaning
Heresy
Me every sunday
cock and stone until it is done
🤨
you're late buddy it's already june 19
Not in California
well that just means they've gotta speed things up
noooooooo
Can I visit there and yoink some hardware around?
man my outside cat came home today and he's become so skinny
he used to be a fatass when he was a house cat
This is @stone blade
ey don't do that to lexi lore
also apparently hideous jokima is now partnered with microsoft
This is @stone blade
damn this leaked stalker 2 gameplay looks almost real
Jesus Christ I can't take it anymore
i did what any sane man would and collected every single carryable item in water treatment facility to test the recycler charge's capabilities in Prey. However the explosion did not satisfy my expectations at all. I am utterly disappointed and the rest of my sunday is ruined
Still Prey is a 10/10 game
And you are batshit insane after this one stunt you pulled out
Mang I just started gta sa mobile and this shit is fun, controls are hard due to input lag but still
What a marvel for its time
it really is
LITERALLY ME THO
twitchyyy
They say to "Keep Austin weird" but, during my time there I can only say please for the love of god let it change a little bit.
I can only wonder if someone has already done something similar to a heart monitor already.
it doesnt get faster
shit meme 1/10
thank you sir, I will try better
no worries bro keep at it 👍
Masterpiece
thanks bro i didnt make it
Quick story: I checked MarioInATopHat’s channel (you should check him out and sub to him rn) and he made a quick video advertising his twitch stream which had Shibusawa’s Theme mixed with Doin Your Mom by Ray William Johnsons. Unfortunately it was really short and people in the comments really wanted a full version. So i decided to make a full v...
theres no real difference between the regions untill you get to challenger
the only difference between iron and challenger is amount of factual information and micro/macro game analysis behind the tantrum they both get
:3
theres a good ai generated one about a bottomless pit inspector
one day finds out the bottomless pit isnt actually bottomless
so he quits because he cant figure out how to fix it and gets a regular pit job
Lmao
tbh an ai making me laugh isnt as scary as it should be
True
an ai taking over the world cant make it worse than it already is, right?
If anyone makes me laugh just know it'sa meme
It might do thiings right and wrongg
Adaptimg iskey
depends if the ai can be programmed with malevolence
if my family starves to death because an ai had a checksum error and exploded then i cant really blame it
Yeee
AI is not doing anything outlandish or incomprehensible, everything it does is recognition, establishment and alteration of patterns that humans create and recognise. it looks so spooky sometimes only because the pattern recognition and reproduction gives an illusion of sentience, and because AI doesn't have the same limitations as typical human mind does, so sometimes it looks alien but I can bet that a lunatic or two have thought about something spooky that the machine has figured out
but really, it's just a box of dices which shuffles itself over and over, abiding a set of rules that humans gave it
Yes
so true
I wanna challenge the smartest AI in the world, add it into an rogue-lite and then beat it
Bored that's why
I really don't get the scare "AI is almost here we're fucked", I mean, we are fucked if the AI emerges, because it will probably think a lot like a human, and a human can be a very nasty motherfucker, but! but! an actual sentient machine, if even possible, would need a bit more than the newest GPU around, the hardware doesn't come even half close in emulating the computing power of the human brain
Yes
that we know of
Plus water cooling
YEAAAH RIGHT
Wdym
secret fucking megamind computer owned by government or facebook lizard, true
that balding hypocritical twitter scamming fuck promised to get people to the Moon 10 years ago
lizard person is too busy making money of your private information and social engineering
government is too busy making a fascist christian country
nah its actually a fascist REDACTED country
nobody gives a shit about mega computers, going to the Moon or something else
not actually fascist but w/e
too much work, you can get what you want much easier than that
you think they cant do multiple things at once?
that would imply the level of cooperation, planning and funding not possible for greedy elitist fucks in any country of this world
why isnt it possible
dont underestimate these people
everyone is too busy making cash and power for such siv 5's level of science victory
I will
you can't stop me
there is no reason for me to respect their capability of governing the world
you're a slave to history
I overestimate people when i don't like them and they are smart
Tbh me too 
the top of the society is dominated by predators, and their number one priority is to amass all resources and power possible with whatever means possible, and their current position is successful in that mission, there is absolutely no need to go extra mile, and they never go extra mile
i think the last few thousand years have taught them something
get to the top, get comfy, relax and protect your comfy place, that's it
Yes, yet they fucking suck shit
Lol
They can't even "help" society get better
They can only spit words.
And more words.
why would they? it's not in their agenda
What's an agenda
well, their goals, basically
yeah, they got that covered, usually
there cant be a fight for power if there is no one to fight
or in a position where they cant fight
Damn fucking right
our old geezer is quite comfy and getting no overthrows here for more than 20 years already
to all agencies monitoring this server i want to make it perfectly clear that I do NOT approve of this message
USSR did a fairly good job at that and the only reason why it eventually crumbled is because the dude in charge of the entire thing died
Very nice 👌
I let people have their own oppinions so that's ok
it lasted 69 years tho so 👌
pretty sure no agency in the world care about whatever you say, bud
That is sadly true
unless you're an influencer or planning to do something wacky in your local school or a club
you'd be surprised
also it was a joke
but not actually a joke i dont want people to get killed ever killing is bad and wrong
killing is badong
i stand for the opposite of killing
gnodab
a friend of mine was very into the events of our country several years ago, when there was another wave of opposition buttfucking
I stand for the opposite too but some things always don't seem right
to the point she got panic attacks from the idea that she's being monitored in telegram and socials
she is
and don't get me wrong, our socials and telegram does get monitored
Paranoia go weeeee
but she wasn't an activist, she wasn't known to public, so it was mostly a panic over nothing
Ah nvm lol
Gud
Or not-
Actually not
But atleast she wasn't public
having panic attacks over it isnt good obv
but some people just arent aware at all
Obv yes
if you post something spicy and opposition-ish in VK, for example, you can get some wacky police visit to your home or a fine
if you get into the wrong public chat in telegram, same shit
Great
but mostly, unless you're very vocal or very radical, nobody cares
oh, and new funny shit
ive got 4 words for you
No spicy food pics 
gamers rise up
some time ago, there were an addition to metro infrastructure, new cameras with face recognition
for "security purposes", of course
Slayyyyy
Of course "security purposes" 😂 for sure
so the next time there was an opposition protest on the streets, those cameras were used to recognise everyone who participated
The gov will always hide smth
and the next time they entered metro, they were quickly apprehended
To protect us from German spy Crystal 
well thats why you wear balaclavas
yep
or put a mask over your mouth and one over your eyes and cut holes through it to see
all of this shit would have been absolutely depressing, but luckily, our law enforcement and secret services agencies are so corrupt, inept and dumb, that unless you're really going out of your way to SHOW THE GOVERNMENT BASTARDS WHAT'S UP, you're good
Lol
😂
and not that it even worth something to go out of your way, since the majority of population is okay with the current situation since they're brainwashed patriotic imbeciles
That is funny
Man i agree 😂
thank you for coming to my ted talk about living in an authoritarian country, I'll be on my way to the partyvan now
Nice
Pantyvan*
Haha
which one?
which authoritarian country you talking about?
Rurururussia my mans
fair point
weast
binge
fuck dat im going weast
Im going based
Tbh didn't know Russia was that bad as I've almost getting the same treatment but not THAT bad
move to africa if you dont like surveillance
Imma go to the USA
except you'll probably have a satellite pointed at you but w/e
Yeah thanks obama
too poor to even be able to afford surveillance to spy on the population 
too busy getting scammed by chinese
All I need is couple viruses to keep me up at night
All i need is a new fucking society to live in
go make one
I wish
and then get killed
Wish I was
it's okayish if you to pretend not to care about shit happening around and can be inconspicuous to evade troubles, but other than that, yeah, shit's a dumb schizophrenic dystopia straight out of the books
go remake rome
they dont even try to fucking hide it too
then again why would they
why hide it?
Wishes
if you got something against it, tell it?
oh, wait, man, you're making a commotion, you're a criminal
time to go to jail and sit on a bottle
see? nobody is complaining, no problem
Don't you mean in a bottle?
id go to jail if my bros were there
Nah on a bottle
no, bud, you sit on a bottle 🙂
Destroy the bottle
its serbia v croatia all over again
Can't do much there
or, well, according to the recent leaks, broom is more common actually
Or it'll break and
Break the broom
I don't think you understand the situation, my guy
the only think that is getting broken is you
Yay
I mean
Actually
You can't break something that is already broken
you're going to be beaten, raped, tortured and probably killed if necessary
and there is aaaaabsolutely nothing you can do, if such a happy event happens
maybe if you're a really cute boy
Uh oh
and you show literally everyone that you have no streetsmarts at all
because guys in the law enforcement are not exactly sane and stable themselves
Ehat are streetmarts
Uh
something you get with life experience
What
Well then they can go get some therapy
If thwy even have that
well therapists arent exactly sane or stable themselves
Great.
why? the feel and live great, they're at the good side 🙂
AHAHA
This isn't even politics
Politics???¿?
If i beat myself up will they clap?
Yes
probably will enjoy it a lot and bully you even more
Clap clap
Xd
because you can
Power systems are kinda broken
Invest in gaslighting... today! For only 9.99, monthly subscription

probably not smart enough to know how to gaslight
||We take no legal responsibilities for any repercussions||
Ratio
and if they knew then they wouldnt know how to hide that theyre trying to gaslight you
Lol
which defeats the whole point of gaslighting
okay, this topic is not really my favourite one, let me repress the thoughts that provoke fear and existential dread of living here real quick
Exactly
That's my daily virtue dude
if you think about it all society is is one massive game of play pretend and everyone just goes along with it
Okay dude
if you're a psycho

(which all upper management types are btw)
but yes
3 replys in a row goddamn i think thats a new personal record
I think there was one guy that had 10
time to make an autistic discord city-state one some backwater island
theres already a cia agent in it
thats a huge nose he has holy shit
and repeat the same mistakes any society anywhere else does
Sure thing
how often do you scratch your scalp in an attempt to get the microchips out of it?
i dont?
are you projecting now
it was a joke bro
or are you cia
posing as poor russian kid
that's very careless my mans
you start to ask to many questions.
better leave it now.
this russian dude scolding me for being careless lmao
leave what now?
idk what you're on about bro
The questions
anyway did you watch the football last night
he knows too much now cocks his cock
I don't watch football
Fussball
I'm your fucking nightmare
yeah ik you're german
Start running now bitch.
Do not care
RUN
Wish I could run for 5 secs before having a heart attack
Smoking lungs
Ig?
I mean alot of people smoke
Lungs doesn't cause heart attack
better start with something easier then, especially if you're a chonky boy
Chomk
Was a joke tbh I can run much more than that before actually my lungs stop me
like swimming or bicycle?
I want a bicycle
What's bicycle in German
Fahrrad

"Drive bike" 
Never fails to deliver
I agree xD

Which translates to?
😂

Ah yes, German
what does living room translate to in german
SUS
Damn, I spot German
speaking of germans
"Wohnzimmer"
Hans Zimmer
Ich liebe trinkten die Kola und Fortnite Duos! Yippiee!!
oh it thought it was lebensraum

whoops

That's a habitat
bussin
Lebensraum mean habitat
Meine Vorfahren lächeln mich heute an haha
||Lebensraum für Deutsche in Ost Europa :)||
Oh ja
That is where I know it from
Fuckin hell bro Germans taking over
Never heard anyone else say it in a different context
Amogus?

since you're german you probably know how so im gonna ask because i dont
whats the best way to invade france?

Not with the Schlieffen plan 😂
and dont say "go around the big fuckoff wall the french built"
i wanna go straight through
send them a message
Send the mortars
id shoot myself before i stepped foot in belgium
have the general who is called franze halder in your army hold france
Yes
hitler literally had a general called franze halder and used him to hold russia
because germans dont have a sense of humour
funny thing is partially because of franze halder germany lost russia
They ruined the meme potential, bro
lets move on
Scuse me?
You are not permitted to laugh
You must be serious 24/7 (apparently)
Grrrr.
we pretty much invented the stereotypical jew jokes (yea i am german (half german fathers side of the family) born and raised in australia)
Cunt
haha big nose
Shut up.
A true Aussie
not sure entirely how i am half german so far my head cannon is my dads great grandfather moved to Australia during either WW1 or WW2 to escape the harsh reality of the wars going on
im already under surveillance by ASIO so im gonna slowly back out of this conversation
Better so, would be a smart decision
fucking kangaroo fbi
We must dwell deeper into this rabbit hole so we are damned forever
I already got one warning no thanks
Ayo?
Long story
I got banned because I posted a picture of a cookie :)
Where though
Granted, I posted it three hundred and fourteen times
Oh
But still, it was funny
I see now why
thats pretty pog
Or that one time I got banned for literally writing "Huh?"
Now that one, I take pride in
i guess the mods crumbled under your doughy onslaught
How many times
Good one 
Just once
Iguess they were confused aswell
Granted, I was named "Huh? when mod around"
I once got banned for saying a German sentence
"No Nazis allowed" was the ban reason
Bring them to court for racism, lol
Is just Discord 🤣
Ik 
just chuck a bunch of cushions on the floor
I just want to sleep, man
Man
Just encountered my first psysucker. Before having it added to PDA, I was thinking my bloodsucker textures totally got f*ed up 
Send it here
Not 300-400 times, just once, to see it

I'm just curious to see this cookie


No wonder you ended up getting banned
Bruno's room now
oh hey same
not 20 years yet but close
somewhere around 16-17 years
dictatorship yaay
:)
We do a little tomfoolery
Hallo
Wish someone was looking at me the way he looks at rocks
i fried some eggs
with sweet corn
and lutenica
plus some salami
very nice
good food
lol I know the dude who made it
So far Stalcraft is kinda fun
well not personally, but we used to visit the same stalker forum a bunch
it's peak slav mod I tell you
But I haven't died yet and made a post on steam discussion to ask the devs to remove this trash mechanic yet
Like wow people are mad that you lose everything
(except equipped stuff?)
ERB ❤️
#StandWithUkraine #NoWar #WorldWithoutDictators
everage finish man
a master
Sounds based
True true
bangladesh more like ivangladesh
Hood classic
Ivan your cousin Ivank is so rude fr
Actual facts
I actually wanna get back into Linux, but I feel like I’ll have a headache because I got an extra laptop here with a quadro card
tfw 13 reasons why was only 5 years ago
fuck the passage of time
all my homies hate time
Hat smile :)
This is @stone blade
Hello
Alo
sylas 
people fight sylas and loose cuz hes a champ that just beats you in the 1v1 and then cry WAHHHH HE BROKEN WAHHHHH
like
just
dont fight
:)
Frfr ong
looks like stromae
im a polite man
Meth
true
so true
i am
Ancient Norse War Machine
5xAMRAP vertical pulls
14 13 12 12 12
need more reps!!!!!
alo
It would be fucking hilarious to take my daughter to see barbie and it's just 100% dudes meming
АЛЕ
rip good boi
also uh... what's "ong"
on god
Heck yes
gonna tell your gf ivan
it's for his magnum dong
he's just like me fr
relatable
i love it
thanks i didn't make it
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ешкеп фром краков
the streets are filled with pussies just go out there and adopt one
he's literally me
Dark souls POV:
mfs who say gnomes/nisse dont exist -> 🤡
im literalyl them
Yes
I am that chair
chair
Time to change your name
identity theft is not a joke falco
repost
i posted it already
well too bad
for you
No cap, I used to watch David the Gnome as a kid
why are you a chair
this is so funny every time

why are you a dollar store bunny with futuristic glasses
why not
ty
whats that site called again
ranked lobbies
"tell me a good song"
my premade: "bulgarian anthem"

this guy is playing conq soraka on top vs tahm
"igqr: if im afk i slited my wrist"

Like dalle mini or something
Aye ❤️
milk - man i love kock
M,ILF*
thanks falco
always useful, no matter the subject
remember what i said in my first days of being in this server
I also love breasts
sameee
Lol
very good
We are both oficially weird
milk is the best drink
Yew
true, not one mention of loving armpits
warm milk with 2 spoons of sugar
weirdos
I wanna drink more milk but we have no moneyz for dat
sadge
they'll never know the fresh smell of hot summer armpits in the morning
You mean the ones with hair or what is it again?
nice ivan
you know the sarlacc pit in star wars?
I'mnot a specialist in body-science sorry
it's that, but full of arms
i prefer my milk without sugar
Oh no 
SAME
Yes
We will create an ally
Big enough to get enough milk xd
Probably the fattiest milk there is
prey is probably going to be the first game i'll replay the entire story of
everything about the game is so good and the gameplay is smooth and very open
I wanna drink milk
same
Just remembered we have powdered milk omg
I thought that was Gachi for a moment
Ye he looks like Billy from this perspective
Oh where is memes?
Daily reminder
like tears in... snow?
who tf is this mf
i shaved my head that's why
skinhead gang
you got me ivan i'm getting a cat
translate. A woman did bestiality with her dog and she couldnt pull the dik out so called 911. while surgery, dog died and the woman killed herself after that. This is my first article in brainfart. membership Pass or fail?
You got a bruh score from me, gratz 
Fail
there was a guy in this channel who said his gf fucked her dog
Yeah totally havent broken the rules myself
since the rules didn't exist then, those don't count
How i imagine you typing your gm and hi team messages in #🎪bruh-fart out of nowhere
hi
true
aka undermale
gachimuchi / billy herrington x undertale
A part I helped work on for Make Spanking Great Again:
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Big thank you to everyone who help me finish my part. I ran into time trouble and all that.
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it it scientifically proven that listening to wind rose automatically increases testosterone levels and stimulates beard growth
also being extremely racist towards humans, elves and orcs
Hes just like me falco
No he is like me
Imagine having a sleep schedule

when the joke goes too far



