🎪bruh-fart

[plucky void]

you can get it on xbox if you buy it on the microsoft store

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal I'm talking in plain english

You asked "it is gone"

I answered with:
On Game Pass, yes
Digital and physical, no

[glad kelp]

And I'm no full english speaker

[plucky void]

It was removed from game pass but it's still on the digital store

[grizzled meadow]

NEITHER I AM

[glad kelp]

[upbeat bobcat]

Stinky English limits us all

[glad kelp]

Yes

[plucky void]

reject english

return to esperanto

[glad kelp]

Become russian

[upbeat bobcat]

Where banana

[glad kelp]

warps reality

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-eyebrow-raise-vermintide-gif-24052002

[upbeat bobcat]

Is that Ivan

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bOVEQ.gif

[glad kelp]

No it's khaatil

[plucky void]

it's hilarious how this gif shows saltzpyre doing the eyebrow with his blind eye

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant the rat

Eye is eye

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7X83Yi_ABuw

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

You know what's funny

[upbeat bobcat]

My life

[glad kelp]

If i don't wanna cuss i just use sweets and junk food as cuss

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[glad kelp]

For example instead of asshole i use donut

[gloomy roost]

Holy Kitkat

[glad kelp]

Or instead of "fuck you" it's "smooch you"

[upbeat bobcat]

What is "cuss" I'm boomer

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[gloomy roost]

It's when you swear

[glad kelp]

Go eat a cookie you salty bun

[gloomy roost]

Allegiance

[upbeat bobcat]

Ha

[glad kelp]

Ha

No boobs

[plucky void]

sub count went down by 90%

[upbeat bobcat]

That mostly happens on a mute female looking vtubers who are actually male and deciding that revealing irl voice is a good thing

[glad kelp]

Go fluff yourself smh

Jk

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

You don't like it?

[gloomy roost]

Idc

[glad kelp]

Good

[upbeat bobcat]

Or something happened to a Japanese Hololive streamer, she revealed that she has an irl partner, all Japanese fuckboys were like "I thought you were my digital gf this is unacceptable" then Hololive decided to ecpire the contract of streamer cuz they are another side of fuckboys who cannot defend their own worker

[gloomy roost]

@grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

where would this first date be?
The girl'd instantly die of skin cancer if she went outside on daytime

[glad kelp]

Hmmm

[gloomy roost]

What a yakuza enjoyer thing to say

[grizzled meadow]

Ask him what he thinks about combat in 3 then

[grizzled meadow]

True

[glad kelp]

Beef jerky is just a cow raisin with some salt

[gloomy roost]

Good

I prefer Biltong anyways

[glad kelp]

Indeed

and i need more

[gloomy roost]

there ya go

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-gif-25331139

[glad kelp]

Nom

Gud

[gloomy roost]

[gloomy roost]

Almost done with reading Bleach

[upbeat bobcat]

Ha, I know bleach from somewhere but not sure

[gloomy roost]

Some orange haired ass main character bullshit

[upbeat bobcat]

One of those

[gloomy roost]

It was edgy back in the day, prob still is just not as much I guess

https://tenor.com/bPVOm.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/see-myself-out-gif-21716927

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bzEeg.gif

[placid sail]

@real tinsel

[plucky void]

what do the words mean

[placid sail]

"[I'll] blow up myself, blow up my friends"

[plucky void]

classic driller.

[placid sail]

ancient russian meme made a surprising resurfacing, was wondering if khaaytil knows it

back to usual international schedule

https://youtu.be/VSiX71-zMz4

[real tinsel]

did linus cock tips get banned from the server?

he hasn't posted and when i search for his name nothing comes up

[real tinsel]

nope

i wasn't much in the russian meme community

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izo4DGIFWQM&ab_channel=Drawingbug

[upbeat bobcat]

Daily reminder

[gloomy roost]

Damm bro

Can't cans also be shot out of spud launchers

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zurgrjfaV4Y

hoot has the hottest voice i've ever heard

almost falco level hot

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673472807740637214/986521959724617788/trim.D1CD9157-761A-40BB-8999-E94BEF2BC538.mov

Hm

Gm

hi

[placid sail]

gojo kuuuuuuun

[placid sail]

ow

[upbeat bobcat]

Never use max volume

[placid sail]

wouldn't help, that was a combo attack on all senses

how's it going mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

I'm good, how's you?

[placid sail]

me good too, though I miss hot water dearly

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[placid sail]

there's a pipe maintenance procedure here every summer, basically people will get to live around 10 days without hot water on a random date, my time for that joyful event has arrived

[upbeat bobcat]

Ouch

Is this day one?

[placid sail]

day two

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam, sounds rough

[placid sail]

already looking for some friend to invade

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice joke

Absolutely no political reason behind it

[haughty slate]

bruh

[placid sail]

that's not a joke, it's a legit strategy for a lot of folks you find somebody who still has hot water or have it returned already and then ask them to invite you and have a shower at their place

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-monkey-look-and-leave-yikes-monkey-look-and-leave-gif-14895670

[placid sail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/TenaciousCorrectCarrotOpieOP-hoN864Pan2TAVXnm

[real tinsel]

who showers with hot water in the middle of burning summer you pothead

[placid sail]

I DO

[real tinsel]

don't then

max acceptable temperature is slightly warm

[placid sail]

well the point is, when there's no hot water, there's no slightly warm water either, only agonisingly cold one

[real tinsel]

what's wrong with agonistically cold water

wait i thought agonistically is the wrong one but apparently agonisingly is the wrong one

no nevermind

mine is wrong

[placid sail]

can I go shower at your place

[real tinsel]

what's wrong with agonisingly cold water

[real tinsel]

sure

but only if i get to watch the whole thing

[placid sail]

I knew there would be a catch

[real tinsel]

and not like a snooping watch

no

we're gonna be constnatly making eye contact

[placid sail]

you would go full Vergil on a plastic chair right in front of me?

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROAAAAACHING

[real tinsel]

my ex wanted to do that to me but she got shy 2 seconds in

then i did it to her instead

[placid sail]

bz you missed the spot on the back

[real tinsel]

"here let me get it for you"

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-bathroom-scream-screaming-jerrymouse-gif-18100391

[stone blade]

turbo fuck

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/Jrg9KxGNeJY

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982769982104543252/986515319625482260/The_15th_of_June.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIN

CAST ASIDE THERE IS NO COOOOOMING HOOOOOOOOOME

[grizzled meadow]

I live for this shit

[stone blade]

hi guys

[stone blade]

it takes 0 wipes to know you needed to wipe

[grizzled meadow]

Very wise

[heady crow]

Yeah, decided its time to move from the schizo arc to the wiseposting arc

[stone blade]

i wipe with the whole roll

[stone blade]

true

[grizzled meadow]

So I can expect 3002 pages of wiseposting?

Son of a bitch I'm in

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[glad kelp]

Omg

My master arrived

[placid sail]

now that's what I call obama gaming

[stone blade]

me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAyWN9ba9J8&list=RDCAyWN9ba9J8&start_radio=1

why is reactor water blue

it looks so tasty man

legit

[grizzled meadow]

Top meme

[stone blade]

pin it then , FALCO!!!!!!!

[glad kelp]

A

[stone blade]

B

[glad kelp]

Ello

[glad kelp]

Chinese rose

Yes i have a plant identifier

Yes I'm a nerd hush

Guys

I just found out you can plant your own woodland strawberries 0-0

[stone blade]

Lol

[stone blade]

SAY HELLO TO MY FROG FREN!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkvABATtors

[austere siren]

my p90 is very small dont make fun

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-small-britney-britney-spears-too-small-gif-22504053

It's Wednesday ma duds

[plucky void]

pp smol?

[austere siren]

no my pp-19 is ok

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/TngViNw2pOo

[upbeat bobcat]

Apart from all the screams in the background, good song

[severe linden]

https://twitter.com/marenextdoor/status/1536779499563806720?s=21&t=YsZs3dKsjnMHXNvs5NuORQ

horse_eunuchs ☻ (@MareNextDoor)

https://t.co/ZwB83pe0pF

Likes

55014

Retweets

9758

Twitter · Jun 14, 2022, 6:35 PM

[upbeat bobcat]

İs this you?

[glad kelp]

No...it is not..

[upbeat bobcat]

Eh

[ripe ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-stalker-stalker-game-energy-drink-gif-25080407

Boomber ju8ce

[glad kelp]

Oh shit

[scenic sable]

'murica

[glad kelp]

Ikr

[upbeat bobcat]

I have some people over here in this country that shot at sun because the temperature was too high.

Low IQ is the same everywhere

[queen pier]

I wish we had ammo so cheap you can shoot at random shit

[plucky void]

22LR?

[real tinsel]

wiping your shit-stained ass with toilet paper is same as wiping your face with napkin when someone pukes on your face

you gotta use high pressure water and clean that asshole to pureness. If you don't have access to water at least use wet napkin

americans walking around the country with dried shit in their ass

[heady crow]

khaa

[real tinsel]

yes

[heady crow]

every bathroom here has a bidet

and yet i dont use it

come at me

[real tinsel]

are you serious

[heady crow]

yes

[real tinsel]

when can i come at you

also can we cuddle

[heady crow]

i mean at anytime

[real tinsel]

preferably naked

[heady crow]

im on summer vacation rn so

but ill go to greece for 2 weeks in a week or so

[real tinsel]

fuck yes ivan

uranium too it loooks like gummy balls

[stone blade]

yes

[real tinsel]

chinese more like ivanese

[glad kelp]

Haha

[stone blade]

?

[glad kelp]

Nothing

It's fine

[real tinsel]

i've seen that one

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not surprised, that was a Florida man moment

[real tinsel]

iirc there was also a villager guy who brought a fucking machine gun to his daughter's first day at school and just fired it to the sky

when i was in turkey, there was a wedding and a bunch of people were on the streets dancing and shit. Then a couple of them took out pistols and just started banging into the sky

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah that's pretty common and people actually get killed

[real tinsel]

it was a street between 2 at least 5-6 floors big buildings too

[upbeat bobcat]

Because those dumbasses doesn't know gravity is a thing

[real tinsel]

people were looking out the window man

good thing weddings don't interest me so i stayed inside the whole time

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

?

what!

[grizzled meadow]

Hi

[stone blade]

Hi

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

Da fuck

[stone blade]

how are you today

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry

You ruined my chain

I needed to make my joke

[stone blade]

he had to do it for thememe

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-mega-bonk-bonk-dog-bonkers-bonk-anime-gif-24565990

[stone blade]

Yes.

[real tinsel]

hi

[grizzled meadow]

Top meme 10/10

Impossible to not laugh

[real tinsel]

falco do you know who this is

it's me, i'm in your walls

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm gonna beat Falco with a pizza one day. Deleting my discussion message for his modding pleasure

[stone blade]

i want a painting like this

[real tinsel]

same

[grizzled meadow]

Okay now THIS

Is what I call

A 11/10 meme

[grizzled meadow]

Never ruin a meme chain

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sleepy but I'm fine

hbu

[glad kelp]

I feel

Okay

[glad kelp]

I hope our italian pizza man has a restaurant open for the boys now

[real tinsel]

vampire cockroach

[glad kelp]

@grizzled meadow

Sorry for the ping-

[glad kelp]

Mi amor, te amo ❤️

Amigo, como estas?

Mui bien, tu?

[real tinsel]

donde esta la biblioteca

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-creepy-cat-cat-zoom-kitty-gif-14972814

[glad kelp]

Smiles in sadomasochism

[upbeat bobcat]

You can't take my lunch money Crystal

[glad kelp]

But ican take your soul

Hehehe

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice of you yo care about my already sold soul

[glad kelp]

Yes ❤️

Don't worry, it's in better care now

[grizzled meadow]

Tell me

What happened

[glad kelp]

This

[glad kelp]

Please don't hurt me

[stone blade]

smiles in bulgarian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4pYju_hEOk&t=575s

[real tinsel]

wrong channel ivan

time to get banned

[stone blade]

time to cock and stone

[real tinsel]

hell yeah

[stone blade]

I am sitting outside on my terrace and literally vining to vangelis

can't make the atmosphere even better than this

maybe if I had a cup of whiskey

i guess

[glad kelp]

Anywaymeno sad anymore

[stone blade]

yeeeeey

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6yf8FNdB-s

[stone blade]

true tho

@grizzled meadow

yes?

[grizzled meadow]

Ong

[stone blade]

ON FOKIN FAIEA

[grizzled meadow]

Man he fell off

@stone blade

I'm still waiting on my 200 dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TxDOLOzTdE

[stone blade]

i am not ugly

my mom says im handsome

stop it

[grizzled meadow]

I bet she says you're disgusting

[eager quest]

disgustingly handsome

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720323782816038934/986741398516686908/DIAMOND_THURSDAY.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

I could scream spoiler since I don't even know what Yakuza this is but I won't do it because I'll probably never see it in game

It's very rare I do minigame stuff, especially karaoke

[heady crow]

???????

falco

you play yakuza

and you do not do karaoke?

[grizzled meadow]

I know, I know...

I just did the disco thing in Yakuza 0 (of course) but only because it was a sidequest

The only thing I 100% are sidequests because I know minigames are hell

[placid sail]

I wish I was beaten by pizza, so I can bite it in the process

[grizzled meadow]

http://biggestnutsackintheworld.com

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/djscratchcat-gif-23927338

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-cat-he-dance-he-dance-gif-24077288

[radiant grove]

mine's bigger

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-13416222

[real tinsel]

i have tumors on my ballsacks

so mine is obviously the biggest

[upbeat bobcat]

Shutup you are bald

[real tinsel]

no i'm not

my balls are hairy

[grizzled meadow]

Yes you are

You said it

[real tinsel]

nice pun

[grizzled meadow]

I know

That was a quick one

[upbeat bobcat]

Your head doesn't even have pubic hair you tryna say

[real tinsel]

my head grows hair so fast i have to go to barber every week

i went today

[upbeat bobcat]

Yet you are bald

[real tinsel]

baldie again

[upbeat bobcat]

Aha

[real tinsel]

yeah because it' beter than hair

[upbeat bobcat]

Aha

[real tinsel]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

Mhm

[real tinsel]

sure man

[upbeat bobcat]

I gotchu

[real tinsel]

yeah okay

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure mang

[real tinsel]

hmm yeah i see

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-jet-steam-sam-friendship-gif-25014876

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah yeah okay

[real tinsel]

yeah i get it

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-shit-im-sorry-im-sorry-our-dads-told-us-not-to-be-ashamed-of-our-dicks-pushing-gaywards-it-gets-bigger-when-i-pull-it-gif-22691354

[upbeat bobcat]

Do you?

[real tinsel]

do i what

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes

[real tinsel]

yeah

[real tinsel]

we gotta do a group binge watch of story porns

they're like the african movies of porn industry

[gloomy roost]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/bNq2w.gif

Throw me some numbers

[real tinsel]

255.255.0.0 i know where you live falco

[real tinsel]

kinky cockroach

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, theres cock in my name

[real tinsel]

no there isn't

show me where cock is in mayoringram

[upbeat bobcat]

You see, cock roach

[placid sail]

might as well buy yourself a electric shaver at this point and save some bucks

[gloomy roost]

I do this. I don't trust myself with a razor

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow alarm

[gloomy roost]

I bet Falco's too busy riding 30 kmph in his slow ass Mafia car

[placid sail]

fine

@scenic sable
l' alarme!

[placid sail]

that racing level was cancer

[scenic sable]

Yosh! 🥷

[gloomy roost]

I wish I could buy discord on steam tho atleast steam has regional pricing

[placid sail]

I wish I could boost discord via steam, at least I know a convoluted way to get money there

[real tinsel]

i had one, my brother broke it

then he tried to fix it with fucking chinese glue and now it hurts like hell when trying to shave with it

[gloomy roost]

Is it the single line type?

[real tinsel]

no idea what that means

[gloomy roost]

Some electric shavers are either like just a row that snips

Or the rotary blades

Well what I've seen so far

[real tinsel]

i think it's the first one

[placid sail]

my brother in gamma, don't fucking shave yourself with an electric shaver glued together, please

[real tinsel]

why do you think i go to the barber

[gloomy roost]

Because his electric shaver works

[real tinsel]

well aside from being a literal rukajop and being unable to cut it myself even with a perfectly fine electrical shaver

[placid sail]

If you'd went for something more elaborate, going to a barber would make sense

but if you're just going full avocado every time, might as well just cut the corners

[real tinsel]

i tried to do that today but i fucked up so i went to the barber

[placid sail]

there is nothing to fuck up, unless you'll make your goal to trust into your own skull with a shaver, and even that would be difficult

[placid sail]

you tried with a cursed glued together shaver!

[real tinsel]

i have no shaver atm. I tried to do it with scissors

i wanted to do it with a uh

britva

i forgot what it's in english

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god

you little maniac

[placid sail]

razor is appropriate, I think

like, if it weren't for the fucking sanctions, I'd buy you a cheap okaying shaver

I got one myself from aliexpress, quite serviceable and dirt cheap

[real tinsel]

ah so you're bald too now

[placid sail]

nah, I was shaving for like uuhh

[real tinsel]

ahh crotch shaver

[placid sail]

no dammit

okay, I don't know how it's called, but basically, very short hair, fading on sides and back, a bit longer on top

very simple and dumb, but I didn't really care, and yet it's still some hair

[real tinsel]

ah the gay french cut

[placid sail]

I guess? I dunno

though I'm happy I renounced my ascetic and boring ways and got myself a haircut and dye job from a person who was simultaneously on meth and marihuana

quite refreshing experience

[real tinsel]

do they call meth pati in russia too

[placid sail]

no wait I lied

it was amphetamine, not methamphetamine

[real tinsel]

still though

do they call it like that

not amphetamine, meth

[placid sail]

one is derivative of another, but let's not upset some bypassing linux methead

[real tinsel]

pretty sure linus is banned

or left himself

[placid sail]

amphetamine is usually called фен or спиды, to my knowledge

[real tinsel]

i've heard spid, but not fen

[placid sail]

don't know if that involves meth or it has distinct names

[real tinsel]

there's also one called kakos but i forgot what it was the codename for

[upbeat bobcat]

Here we are, the #🎪bruh-fart family

[placid sail]

cows are so curious cuties

[real tinsel]

wait what

i just realized they're cows

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha is the one trying to fuck ivan

[real tinsel]

i thought they're goats

[real tinsel]

why

[upbeat bobcat]

Because you are bals

Baldssşd

[real tinsel]

ivan seems more pattable than fuckable

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

what.

[real tinsel]

he looks very much like a friend i used to have

except the hair

the faces are identical as fuck

[real tinsel]

he makes goat sounds

[real tinsel]

i thought they were goats, never paid too much attention

[placid sail]

are you like.

nevermind.

[upbeat bobcat]

Middle east does that to people

[real tinsel]

nah the way i see it it's only done that to me in my vicinity

[upbeat bobcat]

That's harsh

[placid sail]

bald head got scorched by the sun

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

last operational nerve cell kissed your ass goodbye

[real tinsel]

brain souffle

[upbeat bobcat]

He be reflecting rays

[real tinsel]

i'll just replace it with a blue m&ms

[placid sail]

you'll confuse it with a tide pod, like you confused cows with goats

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-yikes-cringe-oh-no-ouch-gif-17243244

[real tinsel]

i don't even think we have tide pods

[placid sail]

at least his head will be squeaky clean. inside.

[real tinsel]

never seen one in any of the markets around here

[placid sail]

they're on high demand, kids love it

you just never get it in time

[real tinsel]

kids here only love low quality meth

or as they like to call it: pati

which is the most retarded name for meth, universally

it's a shortcut name for some car thing

[placid sail]

I've never heard it called so before

[upbeat bobcat]

Pati means paw in my lang

[placid sail]

probably your local thing

[real tinsel]

hehe i know

[real tinsel]

they also call it glass which actually makes more sense

but that's used less

way less

[placid sail]

fun fact, фен translates as hair dryer in russian

so you have the shittiest chance for an excuse when you speak it at the wrong time

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

ah so that's where she got the idea of turning your hair into chicken head

[lavish dragon]

@grizzled meadow Of course the Italian man was playing Mafia

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I was

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/italy-meme-battleship-pizza-mamma-mia-gif-22460103

[real tinsel]

"Mr Angelo, Falconello sends his regards."

[placid sail]

stop speaking about italian food, I crave pasta and it's too late for it and I'm lazy

[upbeat bobcat]

Isnt it like 3am for you?

[placid sail]

it is

[upbeat bobcat]

We're on same thing ye

[placid sail]

finishing my пюрешка and going to sleep

[real tinsel]

it's 4 am here

want anything from the future?

[placid sail]

yes, you'll still be bald, we know

[real tinsel]

with kotletki?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-freezing-cold-shivering-glace-gif-5390133

[real tinsel]

i'll be slightly less bald

[placid sail]

chicken thighs, no meme today

[narrow lotus]

My internet died fuck this

[placid sail]

birb

[narrow lotus]

Hope they fix it tommorow

Helloo

[upbeat bobcat]

Ohai iedy

[narrow lotus]

Hello

[real tinsel]

hello

[narrow lotus]

How r u fine ppl

[upbeat bobcat]

How's you and birb and doggos

[placid sail]

birb cam

[upbeat bobcat]

You made us forget abou Kha s bald head

[real tinsel]

my bald head lives in your head rent-free

[placid sail]

birb sitting oh his head would scratch it quite a lot

[narrow lotus]

They are ok ❤️

[upbeat bobcat]

Ouch

[real tinsel]

at least if it shits on my head it'll be easier to clean unlike you hairy plebs

[placid sail]

you would probably smear it all over your scalp

weirdo

[real tinsel]

you made it weird

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-monkey-look-and-leave-yikes-monkey-look-and-leave-gif-14895670

[placid sail]

admit it, you'd do that

[real tinsel]

depends

[placid sail]

AH SEE

[narrow lotus]

I am with grandma's cat now

[placid sail]

what a distinguished gentleman

[upbeat bobcat]

Strangely no an obese animal

[narrow lotus]

Oh he is fat believe me

[upbeat bobcat]

Given that with granma food

[narrow lotus]

Compared tonhow he was when i got him as strY

Stray

He got fat fast

[placid sail]

that's a good point actually

[real tinsel]

my pre-house cat went stray and he's now eating kebab every day

[placid sail]

grandmas spoil children and pets alike

[upbeat bobcat]

What a life

[placid sail]

mine got mother's dog look like a pink hairy barrel in two weeks

[real tinsel]

goes to the unnecessarily huge amount of restaurants around me and steals food from their trash

[narrow lotus]

bruh

[upbeat bobcat]

Nini y'all, I'm schleep.

[real tinsel]

bye bye

[placid sail]

bye dude

yeah, probably should take an example

cya

[real tinsel]

i won't

cya

[narrow lotus]

Night

[real tinsel]

this doesn't happen to me because i never pay attention to chat

[narrow lotus]

Sigma grindset

Mute all , u only need to hear yourself

[glad kelp]

Let the bed bugs bite and the monsters under your bed take you 💀

Jk

[real tinsel]

no i don't mute them

[glad kelp]

Have a nice night mayor

[narrow lotus]

When i play dota i mute at least 2 people in less than 5 mins

[glad kelp]

When i play roblox there is atleast like

[narrow lotus]

Let mayor sleep u animals

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish they were

[narrow lotus]

Look u made him come back

[glad kelp]

3 people that i mute in every server

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-24072571

[glad kelp]

Go back to sleep mayor

[real tinsel]

man jokes aside i see clear signs of hopelessness in you

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

easy to spot them in others cause i've got them too

[glad kelp]

Rip

Yall need a spark smh

Go light a fire

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh we're living in next to countries, do you see a happy ending for us

[real tinsel]

no but people seem so hopeful and shit around me

all positive

[upbeat bobcat]

Whatever floats their boat

[real tinsel]

makes me wonder why it's impossible for me to be like them

[narrow lotus]

Dude if i wake up in few hours and my internet is not fixed imma lose my shit

[glad kelp]

Just read my tongue

[glad kelp]

Bro imma get there and fix it

[real tinsel]

don't speak tongue sorry

[upbeat bobcat]

Because we're not good at lying to ourselves

[narrow lotus]

Oh shit

Its back

It works

[glad kelp]

Ok no need for me to fix it anymore then

[real tinsel]

no need to thank

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/its-happening-gif-23353691

[real tinsel]

just doing my dooty

[glad kelp]

Atleast yer ohnest

Lel

[upbeat bobcat]

İkr

Takes 28 years to understand that on my part

[glad kelp]

Rip

[real tinsel]

21 here apparently

[glad kelp]

Fuck my stomach hurts

Actually my sixpack hurts xd

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup, I'm an idiot

[real tinsel]

mine too man what the fuck

[glad kelp]

Mannnn wthhh

[real tinsel]

same

[glad kelp]

"Marked one! what the hell?!?"

[upbeat bobcat]

Pregnancy is hard good luck both of you

I'm out

[narrow lotus]

lmao

[glad kelp]

Bruhhhhhh

Lmao

No it's bcs i actually worked em out

[real tinsel]

mine just hurts

no particular reason

[glad kelp]

Rip

Wait

When did you eat?

[real tinsel]

couple hours ago

[glad kelp]

Hmmm

What did you eat?

[real tinsel]

kolbasa and xleb

[glad kelp]

Maybe the meat wasn't good enough anymore?

Maybe the bread was a bit foul,

?

[real tinsel]

nah my stomach just does that

[glad kelp]

Do you feel sad or stressed?

[real tinsel]

we're in a toxic relationship

[glad kelp]

Wha

Who

[real tinsel]

of course i do that's my default

[urban ocean]

Average German Beatmania player

[glad kelp]

Me no qonder then

[real tinsel]

that's a fancy osu setup

[glad kelp]

Bro xd

That could be me

[real tinsel]

he's even wearing a fluffy fox tail

[glad kelp]

Burn it

Furries: are not allowed in germany
Also emos, druggies and other: well hello there

[haughty slate]

der ewige Teuton

[quartz saffron]

We’ll never catch the reverse flash

https://tenor.com/view/eobard-thawne-reverse-flash-finger-wag-nope-gif-19597035

[glad kelp]

Ma abs hurt

[placid sail]

you started working out?

[glad kelp]

Da

[placid sail]

nice bud

don't forget stretching and eating well

[glad kelp]

My partner said it looks hot so i wanna keep going xd

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFfeKnPCgDE

[glad kelp]

I have an idea for this idk why

Just put a whole PVC foliage over it

Like for water protection

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/986776490450489424/22cHFG3NHiqn_GRN.mp4

[heady crow]

Its ok we still love you

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Weakest+horse_abe7f9_9616294.mp4

[glad kelp]

Why do i doubt that

[upbeat bobcat]

It's called hiding in plain sight Crystal, you know deep inside that someday, you need to ram ranch those rules

[glad kelp]

True

[plucky void]

gifs you can hear
"Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend"

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/986978377435078697/1633425401215562602.webm

[plucky void]

that's one way to get through a trap

[upbeat bobcat]

Oblivion AI never ceases to amaze

They know how to to use the game against own

[placid sail]

it was me Barry

[grizzled meadow]

Always nice to see the pic version first and then the video version of it

[glad kelp]

Rocc

Also this

[heady crow]

https://twitter.com/Schiz0Pilled/status/1537118972608675841?t=lwAU64AApBKHPJRG3Dwwjg&s=09

SchizoPilled (@Schiz0Pilled)

"Imma give you 5 minutes when we get there no cap, anything sussy happens in that 5 minutes and im yours fr fr, anything on either side of that and i stg you're on your own, i just drive ong"

Likes

1294

Retweets

195

Twitter · Jun 15, 2022, 5:04 PM

[grizzled meadow]

Man he fell off

[placid sail]

not a single bateman in sight, you really did change Bruno huh

[heady crow]

ig i fell off

[placid sail]

no, no, that's a good change

[grizzled meadow]

Man he fell off

[heady crow]

man

😔

[placid sail]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

PLEASE

[grizzled meadow]

I miss my 6008 pages of Batemanposting

[placid sail]

I don't

[grizzled meadow]

This channel really fell off

[placid sail]

Falco I beg you

[pastel quartz]

Ay look, I've found the video version of it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-jump-นกโดด-นก-โดด-gif-13943434

[grizzled meadow]

But

[grizzled meadow]

Felled off

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YrNMtR3a2M anyways talking about american psycho heres 40 mins of a french bodybuilder talking about it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

it was good while it lasted

[heady crow]

bz together with the pidgeon really fell off huh

[placid sail]

peak male form

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[heady crow]

btw falco

finally installed gamma and been playing it for a few days

[glad kelp]

You know those old people that get heartattacks after you tell them about pronouns and shit?

[heady crow]

nah

[glad kelp]

I have one of that in my fucking family tree imagine

My polish grandma and grandpa

Of course they can be nice but being racisst?

Jeez

Anyways hru guys?

[grizzled meadow]

Good good

[stone blade]

TRUE!?!?!?!

[real tinsel]

how is that racism

pronouns are toilet company propaganda to sell more toilets

i thought of you smarter than this crystal

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[glad kelp]

It got totally off topic from there for me though

[real tinsel]

how

man i suddenly wanna play fo4 but i deleted all my mods a few days ago

the game is too addicting though every time i play it i end up playing it for at least 6 hours

[upbeat bobcat]

You know what they say, mod it again

[real tinsel]

already filled that space with other games i'm not going to play for 2 months and then delete when i find another game i'm not going to play

[plucky void]

ah, you're that kind of "gamer"

[real tinsel]

i wouldn't really call myself a gamer, i'm not competitive at all

i play games as a hobby

my sole purpose is to just fuck around and have fun

[upbeat bobcat]

Gamer is a someone who play games regularly it doesn't mean competitive pvp normie

[real tinsel]

i don't know when someone says "gamer" my mind instantly goes to people who play the same competitive game for 12 hours a day and yell at people when they die

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, that's the majority of people that's why. Video games are meant to be an entertainment in the root, but here we are.

Or those names are just tags, fuck em

[real tinsel]

insomniac's spiderman is coming for pc in august

[glad kelp]

Relatable

[glad kelp]

I am a gamer

[real tinsel]

yeah see what i'm talking about

this happens to me in every bethesda game

[glad kelp]

Lmaooo

Even in doom?

[real tinsel]

don't have that

[glad kelp]

Had it playd it

All thanks to gamepass though

[real tinsel]

also doom isn't bethesda game

bethesda is the publisher, idsoftware is the developer

[glad kelp]

Lol

Didn't know that one

I also made a ghoul fly

Explosives are fun, you see

[real tinsel]

have you found the explosive smg yet

the gun that looks like a tommy gun but isn't

[glad kelp]

You need to find the trader first

Cuz she sells it

She do be a bit crazy in her head though

[real tinsel]

man i love that psycho

she sounds like my first ex. Jittery and speaks like a machine gun

[glad kelp]

Lmqo

We need more machinegun psy-style

[real tinsel]

yeah sucks that there's only one person like that in the entire game

considering majority of the people are on drugs constantly

[glad kelp]

Ikr

Bro i still remember that one boss in the quarry

When you help the guy close the water leaks of the quarry

And wait a bit

You will see fucking raiders in that thing

About like 10 atleast

One of them is the boss

And on regular one has raider power armor

[real tinsel]

oh yeah i know that place. I love sniping them from the top of the hole at night

[glad kelp]

Lmao

What would you consider the rarest ammo ingame?

[real tinsel]

no idea, i haven't played in a while

i do remember that i had this lincoln repeater looking gun which used an ammo that had a longass name

and i never found the ammo that goes with that gun

so i'm assuming it's that one

[glad kelp]

"Silver shroud"?

[real tinsel]

nah

i didn't finish that questline

[glad kelp]

Lmao

"Detective silver shroud"

Would be cool if we would walk through the commonwealth like that the whole game

[real tinsel]

sounds like a lot of extra lines

[glad kelp]

True

Using one gun

And one outfit

[real tinsel]

that's not really much of an issue assuming you can become a literal god with a few perks when you reach a certain level

[glad kelp]

True lol

[real tinsel]

also it's a revolver so it'll do a tremendous amount of damage when you max out pistol perk

[narrow lotus]

5 hours spent on modding

Oh wait its on Xbox

[glad kelp]

It isn't a revolver

[narrow lotus]

[glad kelp]

Niet

[real tinsel]

gotta pump those numbers up

[glad kelp]

Been modding before that

[narrow lotus]

Per day

[glad kelp]

Rn playing the og game

[narrow lotus]

He coming to kill

[glad kelp]

He cute though

[narrow lotus]

Also his neighbours

They dont do much

[real tinsel]

they birb

[glad kelp]

No they tweet on twitter

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

but mostly they birb

[glad kelp]

Yew

[grizzled meadow]

PEPI

[glad kelp]

I feel cold

Also i have resided to beginn not eating so much meat thus it doesn't make me comfortable when i eat it-

[glad kelp]

Man

I just want a game where i can keep killing or smth with my music

[real tinsel]

then look for fast-paced shooters/action games

[glad kelp]

Well me no have money sir 🤌

[fading shuttle]

🏴‍☠️

or pretend to be an e-girl

[glad kelp]

Yeah sure

[gloomy roost]

There's a few rhythm shooters

[eager quest]

ground branch is good, if you ignore the tactical aspect

[gloomy roost]

The valkyrie one looks pretty good

[eager quest]

@gloomy roost WT again one of these days?

[gloomy roost]

In SoT atm with fren

But ye

Sometime

[upbeat bobcat]

Gaymer ha

[real tinsel]

gotem

[eager quest]

yo talking about sot

[real tinsel]

what's the full name of that

[eager quest]

i have it cuz of gamepass

we could play that too

unless.......servers

[eager quest]

so @severe linden

you still didnt answer me

#💣tarkov-released

[glad kelp]

Lol

[severe linden]

I’ll check when I get home

Had an update that required pc restart and I went to sleep kek

[gloomy roost]

Sea of Teethes

[real tinsel]

i mean the valkyrie

[stone blade]

alo

hi

[grizzled meadow]

xaxaxaxaxa

[gloomy roost]

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[eager quest]

pls lmk

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[abstract path]

Why do i feel like both

[upbeat bobcat]

20 at once? Dam son

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-24239187

[abstract path]

Bro...

[upbeat bobcat]

Sussy bussy Crystal

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/curtain-lonnie-howwie-discord-rules-lon-gif-22730453
https://tenor.com/view/rule1-discord-rule-discord-mod-rule6276-admin-gif-25093281

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-smoking-cigarette-lord-of-war-taking-a-drag-gif-20367466

[abstract path]

I sometimes

Hate my life

[gloomy roost]

I, in fact, do hate my life

[stone blade]

just come to top lane

we have many interesting options

such as

a guy too angry to die(tryndamer)
a blacksmithing god(ornn)
some angry demon with a sword(aatrox)
a fucking grave digger(yorick)

like tbh

I've played so much bot lane

it's just boring

so i switched to top for a bit

and main yorick lol

[abstract path]

Wooo...

I wanna do somwthing productive

Something that also rewards me

With something physical

And i have a headache followed by sleepiness

[gloomy roost]

Careful to not pass out lifting heavy objects

[abstract path]

Lol

I wish

[abstract path]

Lmao

Welp

Time to sleep ig

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469943804934357012/777207053659013150/image3.gif

[abstract path]

Aha

[heady crow]

yeah either option a aka racist or option b aka pedophile

or c aka both

[radiant grove]

an aglet

[heady crow]

oh my god

thank you for this

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

https://twitter.com/voidslayeros/status/1537122836937986048?t=qSFOTKup7b0DBDW55-AsKQ&s=09

Brandon🇨🇭 (@voidslayeros)

Which way Western Man

Twitter · Jun 15, 2022, 5:20 PM

@grizzled meadow if you have more of these do send them

enjyoing the new wave of sigma memes this brings

[grizzled meadow]

three tickets to Barbie (2023) please

[heady crow]

me, you and who?

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel

[upbeat bobcat]

O dam Bruno is alive sup mang

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry @placid sail Batemanposting is unstoppable

[heady crow]

ye back at the city so more time to spend shitposting on discord

[grizzled meadow]

Repost

Seen it at least three times

[heady crow]

yeah

[grizzled meadow]

And one was from you

[heady crow]

the only breaking bad edit i have

and it goes hard

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam my balcony has a nice lighting, nife reshade

[heady crow]

zamn what reshader and settings you using?

[upbeat bobcat]

Only 9 rtgi duplicate shaders

[gloomy roost]

[lavish dragon]

@mossy iron https://youtu.be/NvYWWwylz-I?t=153

[abstract path]

Knoife reshade