#🎪bruh-fart
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About 100% of them retaliate when I just want to ask for a stash location
dont you just love when you go to interrogate a dying bandit but as soon as you get close he stands up, blasts you with his shitty old double barrel and then dies of blood loss
Sounds about cheeky breeky
gamma player who didn't read manual
Thats a good meme
We notice

try kvass, you'll never get back to either of those colored capitalist pig liquids
why
You did last time-
huh?
Hi khaaytil, long time no see
I'm on the phone...
hello mr handsome dick italian man
Me too
when are you feeding me calzone from your chest
Never

Then go to bed since we share the same time zone 
alright i actually want to know why i wanted you to get a woman chest
Nono you just agreed, i never said you wantet me to-
ohhh you're not saying i want you to have a woman chest. You said i'd agree with you to have a woman chest
Exactly
yeah that's a relief
i say a lot of shit without paying attention
for a second there i was worried i said something weird again
Oh i used to too 
gonna go buy kvass
the manliest manly drink
for me
not cock or pepsi
but kvass
ohh falco is doing the ledy technique of having his status at invisible so he seems like he's always offline
Ah
so that he can strike from the shadows and mute/ban someone while they think they're perfectly safe
No, they are actually offline if their status doesn't show
does he have a status
Sorta idk
22c as well at 9AM
pretty hot
by mid day it should be 26-27

yes? this is a nice warm day tho
bro ....
get out of my walls 
like how eskimos are used to living in freezing conditions
i like it there
living the dream
send those clouds my way please, i take it back 33 at 10 is not a nice warm day 
oh shit it's even worse than i thought
That's true
i know. I live in his walls
living the dream
Wtfff
You live on the beach or sum? XD
omw there
Are you sure 

If you don't wanna die of death, don't come here. I'm already using fan 24/7
Oop-

today we die of death together
Eh, got some quizzes to take care of before deadline tomorrow for my finals and it's about Semiology and Semantics, how about you?
i'm not using a fan however
Found out we have a football thing today so i didn't go
also wearing a sweater
fußball
Yes
For some reason, I have ß on my Turkish keyboard
Ə
Ü
Ç
Fuckin language
flexing on the americans

but neither of you have Ə
æ
Upside down e is another level of flexing i know
!pcat
What was the command
I need my daily catto
!p cat
p! cat
Yee
i always forget where ! should be
Thanks gato 
p! cat
p! cat
p! cat
p! cat
i'm satisfied
p! dog
fluffy ears
p! dog
p! dog
p! cat dog
Sheeeesh
p! dog
p! cat
nvm id die when i take one step outside
sadge
go rat
Froge
Omg!!!1!1!1!111 a lion!!!!1!

lol
ok simp
yees
Who doesent like anton
The most mentally sane duo xd
Yee
heheh
I wanna be dumb as fuck gorl
champ s so fun
Sneaky sneaky
ITS ME!!!
Sneaky breeki
I agree
Its like you know what i mean
Kojit
Kot
So much reposts goddaym
I need to sleep wish me luck
Bro their brain be on crack
Jokes on you I can't fit
Well find a maid outfit that fits on you dw
"Heinz dofenschmirz"
Ayo
кайф
Kaif?
yoss
it's only 25 at our parts
I want more
I need more
SCORCH ME INTO ASHES OH MERCIFUL SUN
bliss, but more of a slang
Oo
Okii
More ruski
:3
I can speak both ruski and spanish just as good
Just a fucking introduction and how i feel xdd
you are now Mr. Worldwide
Sí
Can't even say mister on spanish puta madre...
Literally. Me.


can confirm
speaking of China (sort of)
a lot of VPNs stopped working in our parts in recent days
without putting them in official blocking list of our ministry of shitfuckass
Don't like em-
HARAM
true neutral because my desk can't fit a second screen 

I would love to do the chaotic evil
Lawful neutral
and the mig 29 is my father who will slap the shit out of me for making him look bad in the store
Wha-
is that patrick bateman from the movie where he is the american psycho?
he's literally me
That's me
he's not italian you greasy italian man
go eat pizza stinky
you?
kaif
don't say mean things to my cock
he atleast understood it
my cock is bilingual
What us billingual
it's when my cock speaks 2 languages
nice. I played that game to hell and back tho
and we don't talk about youngblood, right?
it never existed
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hello mushrivan ivanovski
YES
da
lmao daniel
he reuploaded some of them to 2dnsl
you and me are very much the same falco
Going to subscribe

Yeah I know 
We wanted something to celebrate his being
That was a meme
Already gone
so you decided to put his irl face as an emote? Respectable
Asked for it

ye ikr
We're on lvl 3
was omw to find one
i do wonder when daniel will do another game live
been a while
ah nvm last one was 3 days ago
found this one but it seems too small
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helloi van
Halloi

Forever
when i first saw this noot noot animation i thought of it more as a pingu realizing that you're there or something
my man aldo wiped us out of feedback
like he senses your presence and stares at you
what






where is manual man
ah okay found it
wtf it disappeared again
ohh
i forgot about the little arrow thingy
"My fingers bleed with confidence"
why
that sounds really unhealthy
first your peni was bleeding now your fingers are bleeding
rare finger disease
very rare
I am very rare
what are you gonna name it
yes you are ivan i love you very much
❤️
oh god ivan keeps mutating
Da
I just said this bcs haha rythm games go brrrr
ivan's final formation is galgamesh the tarkov bender
is he a shroom now?
you're playing red dead redemption 2
twitch to be precise
ivan isn't the popular streaming platform dummy
lol
7.1 stars
he looks like a green weird rat
Yes.
how are you playing osu inside rdr2
it's a dlc you dummy
i'm not paying for a free game
Fun fact
i already have osu installed on my pc
bz11k could munch on 80 liters of kvass with that money
latter sounds gay
Ivass might be your new name
Gut monin
Your solution: go get some bitches
wow
Maybe next time
Ok well no tax evasion you are free B)
fixed name
how many accs you got banned ivan?
none
ToxiVan RATovski
uh no
at least it's now in harmony with the avarar
then whats up with that name
I am content
Sad
I do not want to bathe myself in kvass
Because twitch has a crossbow that shoots poison arrows
thats why
I want kvass!!!1!!11
and he a cute rat
i will bathe myself in kvass
Not mine though
i want ass
somehow has the same energy as "I will put my balls in soy sauce"
of a particular italian man
you slut
in his one cute skin he looks like a naked cat
you russian
screams in pain
LOL
wait which one
shadowfoot
that sounds like a fetish
yes
exactly what part of this looks like a naked cat
turns out
all this time finnish were thinking that giant rats are "cats"
Why do I feel the intense need to crush my skull
Really cool skin
YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE GREEN
green
steals your taxes
"aim , then shoot , aim , then shoot"
or you just shoot
er... oranges, blackberries? 
i;m about to morb
do not forget about green
Which pill makes this rap dope?
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morbius?
morbius
Front :3
mining
Kids
aloeeeee
ALEEE
Ah yes that time of day again
BLYAT HAHAH
XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
АЛЕ!@!!
"El americano"
Before I die I need to do something like this
fr fr
i've done this one when i was a kid
anyways new name for euw main
there wasn't a river of water though. It was just raining
jihadist jarvan too sussy
its like i get what you mean
i mean it wasn't flooded
Me
LoL, LmAo. The French just banned the words streamer and esports. 
why
Me but it's osu
I have not a singular fraction of an idea of what the hell an osu is. All I know is my faith in the Allmighty Monolith
Osu will make your fingers bleed, maybe
But hey atleast you have fun hitting to the beat
Because they hate other languages. (They're just preserving their language afaik)
french are dumb
Yes
Rip Grok
rip jihadist jarvan, you will be missed dearly
Minus the d
You'll be missed early xd
I don't even see it. Compact mode ftw
Breh
._.
It is you nasal problems, most likely
Yes
Yay
Hm
To be honest with you, i can't tell you what i hadn't done what doesn't take balls to do
I could question someones authority without any consent even
And i wouldn't care less then a fly
have you taken someones balls tho
hehe
Hehe
You know meeee
If i had a bf irl he wouldn't be here >~>
Because he would be my ex
Because boys simply just....don't really. Suit me ig?
Fair
WH
I have to say im feeling better since earlier I had very self harming notions like hitting my head against a bookcase.
Hitting your heat?
probably meant head
Omg yes
"In russia you don't catch fish, FISH CATCHES YOU"
Ye head
Oh shit
I have a chop wound but that's atleast the only injury I've ever had.
I was cutting some meat and uh braindead moment happened
Really hoped that the hospital had the wound closing gel but rip. Had to get stitches for it.
Well it is quite deep
It wasn't serious
It did 
Shiet
Well then it WAS deep
Because it has gone through all 7 layers and hit the blood vessel
I was calm all the way, until the nurse had to inject numbness juice into my finger 
Oh my god i can't imagine that
Always needles
IKR
But they are just doing their job
Which is quite the fucking excuse
Crazy how much fear a sharp object can induce 
"Kinky"
I'd much rather have a wax kink tyvm.
marked one? what ah heeell
One and only way to get your forklift license suspended
Which one?
When the cargo wins
that's a lot of marked ones
its a sigma song
it belongs here
wait why
oh nvm
moonknight is a based schizo
I hear the meme part
EVERYDAY I WAKE UP, THEN I START TO BREAK UP...
Break me up inside xd
My bones aaaa
Jk
Kha post
i love it too
Thank god
Twitch = controversy = arguments
yes
"I won't argue"

that's kinky
I know i am just ugh -_-
My wants and needs are shit different to what i actually fucking am

Oh shi-
Also it's weird how i can differencate animation that looks real from reality
Bro needs a snickers

Or we can say he created an art
smack lips :TM:
Don't care
more than four times at this point
This is also a repost smh
yeah
that was pretty much my 18th 
so pretty much you, your cat and a cake?
My family doesn't really do birthday parties
ye
Like bro we can literally be killed by the unknown so easily
Did your cat enjoy the cake?


It's like we are a fucking next meal to them
repost
Social media, is a sin
Society is a sin
IN THE NAME OF GOD
Man
go to sleep you are becoming more and more edgy
Living is true, but are we really alive?
..true true
Do we know everything? No! We do not
When you linked the song Viva Victoria began in my head fr
Or whatever that Sabaton song is
What you don't know guys, that's what i know
Cantus lupus, in the name of God
Agnus Christus, in the name of God
Sanctus lupus, in the name of God
And you don't wanna know....
What i know ;w;
Deserved
Smh
I've already had my existential crisis a few months ago tyvm
Hahahaha
Why do we exist again?
Based take
Uuuuuuuuuuuuh hopefully to play some holographic roguelite..
well you did say gn how many messages ago but here we are
You are right
Saving points for the memory passive so that I don't forget my lives each time they start
Fuck this I'll knock myself out
i...
I
I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dude
its like i know exactly what you mean and are going through rn
if you are picking up what i am putting down

That is literally me
🤨
i am all of these
Bruno and Me
god i forgot how good that was
Misato moment
it's like that old ass picture series with a bunch of rabbits making suicide in elaborate and gruesome ways
summed up Misato's character perfectly
dont really got an art channel ere but hey drew Wayne from HYLICS 2
falco please ban this
goes hard
Yeah someone please ban smoking
lemme share what im working on rn
hell yea man

AYO



Hmmm
Good ending
Yes
Good ending, the song ended

morbius gender
What's this even from?
Yes funny meme but no
Which one was that 
You're asking for it
iam no longer racist
Le racism applause, literally


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