🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

nah he's getting the best blowjob the zone can offer

[glad kelp]

The one with a taste of blood

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-suck-vacuum-bj-succ-gif-19336269

[real tinsel]

cum collector

[placid sail]

my ancestors are smiling at me, dutier

can you say the same?

[real tinsel]

i'm not a dutier dummy i'd probably be monolith

i serve for the monussy

[placid sail]

anyone but duty would approve of bloodsucker blowjob

[real tinsel]

i serve the stone, i kiss the stone, i fuck the stone, i make love to the stone

[pastel quartz]

freedom mfs on their way to use a blood sucker's tentacles as a sex toy

[placid sail]

yeah man pretty sure that's blasphemy to monolith you're saying rn

[real tinsel]

i'll fuck them too

[pastel quartz]

fuck the monolith

[real tinsel]

no, make love to the monolith

[pastel quartz]

they can suck my ball

[real tinsel]

fuck the monolithians

[pastel quartz]

that's why i said fuck

[real tinsel]

there's a difference between fucking someone and making love to them

[pastel quartz]

I'll fuck you

I'll make love to you

[real tinsel]

i'll fuck you back

[pastel quartz]

same shit

[real tinsel]

i'll make better love to you

[grizzled meadow]

Unexpected the unda da water, I'm dying

[pastel quartz]

I'm just a lasagna I'm not looking towards much action

[real tinsel]

sorry my husband's here gotta go

[grizzled meadow]

Me and @real tinsel

[pastel quartz]

you and everyone else

[placid sail]

horny emission in brainfart

[pastel quartz]

get shelter!

freedomer robing a duty's store

i bet my cat can outrun a car

she's so fucking fast

she will win any cat races

[upbeat bobcat]

[pastel quartz]

wdym i eat an isopod per day

sometimes two

[gloomy roost]

Damn

You near the sea?

Stock up on them daily?

[pastel quartz]

no, im near the land

[pastel quartz]

i hunt

[gloomy roost]

sharp stigg adventures

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/523348856750997514/976416428485926952/trim.1BF2F3D0-67D1-4712-AA4F-A310E9FB9BD8.mov

[glad kelp]

[devout patio]

fug

im so tired

[glad kelp]

To be honest i could go into any faction but then follow my own moral beliefs while chopping peoples head off with a fucken...hunting axe

[devout patio]

caffeine and fried chicken time!

[glad kelp]

That's also why i prefer to stay a stalker most of my time

[devout patio]

i stalk people

[glad kelp]

Nice

[placid sail]

faction: murder hobo

[glad kelp]

Might be

More likely a mix of murder and passion

Not a passion for murder though

Just kinda like pulling stunts off
Killing monolith with an axe, hoping they finally learn to run away
And then there is that one part that helps people

In the end I'm not really bad

[devout patio]

i smoke meth

[glad kelp]

I'm just tidying off the zones dust

Or the trash i think belongs where it will be

[glad kelp]

Noice

Wait

I had a dumb idea

Can't you try to make a bomb from meth?!?

[gloomy roost]

Just need methonium

[glad kelp]

I KNEW IT

I'm a fucken

Evil scientist >~>

Lol

"Bad crystal"

"No, very bad crystal"

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/harold-hold-the-pain-hol-up-sad-frown-get-sad-gif-20038990

[glad kelp]

Meth bomb

[grizzled meadow]

[glad kelp]

chemistry is fun blows up the entire school oops

Well atleast artifact hunting is safer then that though

[placid sail]

that would be one hell of an energising bath

[gaunt tapir]

you dont make a bomb out of meth

[real tinsel]

heheh

[gaunt tapir]

you make a bomb out of the process of MAKING meth

[real tinsel]

i'd probably make a farm in the zone

irradiated potato farm

[glad kelp]

I'd probably help making jt

XD

[real tinsel]

hell yeah farming potatoes making potato soup

[glad kelp]

"Tato farm"

[real tinsel]

nah

potato farm

i know that was a fo4 reference

[real tinsel]

i've made tato farms there too

biiiiig tato farm

[glad kelp]

Omg how is that thing so tiny?

[real tinsel]

and my minecraft berry farm

[glad kelp]

Sheesh

[gaunt tapir]

is b a b e

[glad kelp]

Berries are nothing

glowberries

[glad kelp]

Hm?

[real tinsel]

i was playing with my friend and she was pissed off that i'd rather tend to my berry gigafarm than go hunt zombies

[gaunt tapir]

I'm assuming it's a baby. 👀

[real tinsel]

i like farming

[glad kelp]

Bro the next thing you know she comes back with a bite smh

Lol

[real tinsel]

i made a farm in subnautica too it's a big farm with edible trees and melons in it

never go hungry

heheh farms

i love farms

[glad kelp]

"Just slaughter animals"

• dreams

[real tinsel]

no

bad crystal

make farms

[glad kelp]

Yes

[real tinsel]

farm means infinite food

animals, not so much

[glad kelp]

What about humans?

[real tinsel]

they're called "potential farm helpers"

[glad kelp]

For me their sometimes less then that

If they destory the farm they shall pay.

[devout patio]

i prefer the practice of non consensual organ arbitrage

[real tinsel]

yes

[gloomy roost]

Someone got up from the wrong side of the crypt huh

[glad kelp]

It's pretty much a daily mood tbh

[gloomy roost]

Rimworld organ farming

[glad kelp]

Lmao-

"We live for the grind"

• trove

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64jSkJ6ue0

[gloomy roost]

I could never do organ farming

[glad kelp]

Organ farming

[gloomy roost]

I always strive for transhumanist dream

[glad kelp]

That's what the blackmarkets do

[glad kelp]

Transhumanistic?-

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bmLI9.gif

[glad kelp]

Ah, that

Looks like the game "hurrican"

[gloomy roost]

Basically just upgrading the organs and parts rather than harvesting

[glad kelp]

Pretty old game

[glad kelp]

That would be hard

But either way you can do that probably without uhm, any surgery.

?

[gloomy roost]

Nah

[glad kelp]

Oof ok

[gloomy roost]

The parts you have to do surgery to get them into the pawns

[devout patio]

you burn the organs

[gloomy roost]

Like cyborg eye surgery

[devout patio]

feed the organs to your pawns as nutrient paste

[glad kelp]

Why do we need cybernetics

[real tinsel]

to farm potatoes better

[gloomy roost]

Because alt human

[glad kelp]

Why alt human?

[gloomy roost]

Because it's one of my favorite songs

[glad kelp]

Ah, a song

I'd prefer doom eternal soundtracks over anything

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827924715971674192/976554284349005884/video0-230-1.mp4

Doom soundtrack is cool

Would have it play while my friend and I grinded War Thunder

[glad kelp]

Man i would play it wherever i go

Imagining like

Doomslayer going around the actual surrounding and killing countless demons

[devout patio]

I road rage to doom 2016 soundtrack

[gloomy roost]

Lately I've been in a Klayton Albert rut

[glad kelp]

Oh god

Oh no

It looks sort of cursed

[devout patio]

Youve heard of the p90

Meet the g90

[gloomy roost]

OwO P90 with G36 drum?

That would look funny tho

[glad kelp]

Yes

[glad kelp]

G for god no

Jkjk

Might be good

God i am

So dleepy

[gloomy roost]

How long have you been awake?

[upbeat bobcat]

It's been years mang

Around 28

[placid sail]

you must have played the shit out of mystical agriculture mod

[real tinsel]

oh yes

farming diamons is good but for some reason berries draw me more

there's also chicken resource mod where chickens have sex and you get resources

the first time i played with mystical agriculture was in project ozone 2 which is a really good modpack

[placid sail]

tbh I didn't enjoy MA much, too simple and OP at times

[real tinsel]

had a really nice soundtrack too

[real tinsel]

it's one of those mega resource pack mods

[placid sail]

agriculture in ancient ancient industrial craft mod was more interesting imho

[real tinsel]

you know, modpacks where you need thousands of items and stuff

[placid sail]

like all the mods?

[real tinsel]

i used to play ic2 in russian modded servers

[placid sail]

everyone played that shit man

[real tinsel]

had quantum armor with gravi chestplate and stuff

[placid sail]

yeah yeah, children were killing each other for universal matter and HV solar panels lol

[real tinsel]

also had a friend who bought thousands rubles of items in the server

those black max level solar panels and a custom enchanted quantum armor

he had like 20 of those black panels

[placid sail]

lmao

rofl even

every fucking server had some sort of cash grab

[real tinsel]

haven't played that

like ntc2 for example

or skyfactory

[real tinsel]

how else are they gonna keep servers running

need childrens' mommies' credit card money

[placid sail]

yeah dude they were milking children for much more than just maintenance cost

I've spoken with a couple of admins, credit cards were plundered like crazy apparently

imagine all the baltika you could buy with that money, wasted on bullshit

[real tinsel]

why would i buy so much baltika

[placid sail]

why would you buy 20 fruit ice creams?

[real tinsel]

i'd buy meds with that money to cure my annoying ass schizoprenia

[real tinsel]

they costed like 10 cent each

[placid sail]

huh, that's surprisingly sensible decision

[real tinsel]

sometimes i can be sensible

the other times, not very much

[placid sail]

I mean, aren't we all

[gloomy roost]

my condolences

You guys talking about minecraft modded servers or what?

[placid sail]

yup

[devout patio]

Id buy so much meth

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/1akDGiTt4aM

[placid sail]

yes

it reminded me of a bb's drawing

[real tinsel]

what's bb

[real tinsel]

aw man this reminds me of the time my first gf's heartrate was super fast and she told me to feel it, so i put my hand on her chest in the most virgin way

i made very sure not to touch her tits

very awkward moment

[placid sail]

you weren't "virgin", you were fucking polite, nothing wrong with that

[real tinsel]

then she grabbed my hand and made me touch her tits anyway

[real tinsel]

yes exactly

[placid sail]

ah, a happy ending

[real tinsel]

i've had too many women yell at me just because i accidentally touched them

i'm clumsy as fuck

i try very hard not to touch people because they start calling me names

especially women

[placid sail]

t...there is a bb's drawing about that too

huh

[grizzled meadow]

Always like this

[placid sail]

elaborate

NOW

[real tinsel]

falco touched woman tits hahahahah he probably has sex too

what a simp

[placid sail]

pathetic

[grizzled meadow]

Everyone else in brainfart*

[grizzled meadow]

No translation? Hmmm

[real tinsel]

"are you Dante without bitches as well?"

[placid sail]

it's a meme from a russian tv series which is basically "married, with kids" american sitcom, but adapted to our country

[real tinsel]

what's the name of the show

[placid sail]

Счастливы вместе

[real tinsel]

why а вы тоже данте без баб then

i thought it'd be something like а вы тоже женаты без секса or something

[placid sail]

because if you look closely, you can see that dante is wearing a meme t-shirt in the clip

go rewatch it

[real tinsel]

OHHHH

[placid sail]

oh god

[real tinsel]

i like this t-shirt

[real tinsel]

he did not elaborate

[placid sail]

he is ashamed of his w*men sympathising ways

right, time to wrap up the meme, this isn't tolerant enough at all for westerners

[real tinsel]

man there are women who inappropriately touch guys too. When i was in high school girls would sometimes touch my thighs which made my virgin ass feel weird as fuck

not like a good weird but more like uncomfortable weird

for a while i thought i'm asexual for not liking people inappropriately touching me

[placid sail]

women tend to be much less weird and harassing, statistically

[real tinsel]

nah the ones i've met are very weird and harassing

[placid sail]

but yeah, weirdos and idiots are unisex, belong to any religion, nationality etc

[real tinsel]

a weird thing about my last ex is that she'd peek at me while peeing

and not like in the late stages of relationship but first couple of months

i feel like if i was the one doing that i'd get yelled at a lot

[placid sail]

well judging by your words, she was gaslighting and abusing you in many ways, so it's not that surprising

but still fucking weird

[placid sail]

and that is why you should protect your boundaries as well

perhaps if you'd yell at her, she would stop

[real tinsel]

yeah i have a trouble doing that sometimes

[placid sail]

or not

but regardless, you would make a point

[real tinsel]

nah she was a hypocrite

still is

after we broke up, even my friend told me that he's glad i broke up with her

[placid sail]

любовь зла, полюбишь и козла

[real tinsel]

russians have a пословица for everything

[devout patio]

At least your ex didnt do shit with her dogs

Yeah. Learned that a few days ago

So glad i got out of that relationship

[haughty slate]

you just know

[grizzled meadow]

(I forgor 💀)

It's a thing that women always do (I mean you need to be their boyfriend in order to do it)

[haughty slate]

you mean their husband

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/z9ewsXf9NdYE0RjxIm2FJ4P7XLdvthlUXHQKfcHEFl8/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/849750633967910942/902327645528789063/IMG_2316.gif

[glad kelp]

Poslowiza?-

Or did i read wrong-?

[haughty slate]

poslovitsa

[glad kelp]

HA I GOT IS RIGHT

Yis

Well sorta

But still

[marble cove]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/yawgqlnkvZadl7jmq_FXzAEONfgnnpGoiHbNgU-fLeo/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/318916522498195466/976532950848000060/unknown.png?width=319&height=559

[stone blade]

twitch be like https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/976766859707813898/received_209178087336985.webp

[stone blade]

me

[heady crow]

Burzum 🛏️

[stone blade]

da

[upbeat bobcat]

"song"

[fringe forge]

Do you guys have any recommended action, preferably shooters, RPG?

[gloomy roost]

Outer Worlds is worth a run

Deus Ex if you haven't tried it

Im still waiting for Ruskie bioshock

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825003652874764318/975879792861790238/stop_hate.mp4

[stone blade]

"noise"

[stone blade]

deus ex

all 3 main entries

invisible war is trash

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706820258312224781/975687371074969650/unknown.png?width=514&height=702

[gloomy roost]

Cyberpunk for the story

I still haven't played after the recent patches

Also has some decent looking mods afaik

[stone blade]

That's the thing

there will be no neighbour

[gloomy roost]

Hey hey people

[placid sail]

if it wasn't for the african warlord, I would have never found this gem of a game

also, the soundtrack is so good

https://youtu.be/19bwPlaqFKY

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/5_mNbnCwl1k

[upbeat bobcat]

Dying Light is a cool one, you can do that solo or coop, didn't play 2 so I have no idea about that.

If you didn't play Resident Evil much, the first remastered one is a great one to start, it's one of the best remastered games out there.

[fringe forge]

I've played Dying Light.

[upbeat bobcat]

Dead Space is great, every game in the series has it's own pace and differences, story is interesting.

These ones are much more like horror genre, dunno if you like it bu still

There's Mass Effect and Dragon Age series, especially M.E got it's remastered trilogy which was pretty good.

New Tomb Raider games are decent

Dishonored series are cool

Metro! 2033 Redux, Last Light Redux and Exodus, great trilogy.

You probably played Borderlands but I'm writing anyway

Oh man, Spec Ops: The Line, it must be played if you like shooting genre and into psychological shit.

[fringe forge]

Spec Ops, I've played.

Borderlands 1 and 2 I've played.

Dishonoured 1 I have played, the second 1 in the middle of completing.

[gloomy roost]

The Darkness 2

Shadow Warrior 1 maybe 2 but eh and 3 is a disappointment apparently

[real tinsel]

that's not a depressing song

[placid sail]

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/googles-russian-subsidiary-files-bankruptcy-document-2022-05-18/

hell yeah brother

time to lose half of login integration and internet services I use

[sturdy otter]

its not even funny how far the waves of the sanctions go, also that it actually hits the wrong ppl first - every fucking time

[real tinsel]

soon you'll be back to living in a cave

[devout patio]

Hey its cain

[real tinsel]

wait i wonder if it will affect us too

[sturdy otter]

well hope the Bear is willing to share the place, or else he will become food and clothing

[devout patio]

Wait arent you the guy who plays stalker with a fucking potato

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946293350150078504/976804835951280168/trim.0C4A8BFE-7160-4F96-BE0A-BAB4A0B3D1B5.mov

[sturdy otter]

a potato with a bit of butter and salt, yes

[devout patio]

Lit

[stone blade]

Okay mr smarty pants

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[devout patio]

My ex turned out to be a dog fucker

[placid sail]

C O O L

[real tinsel]

hi mr pants

[stone blade]

hi kha

[sturdy otter]

then your enemy did not attack for the last 50min and you can pump out 6 tanks at a time

https://youtu.be/a1Gd4Rkf-jU

[devout patio]

Life lesson : dont date bitches who went to private christian schools

[sturdy otter]

thats kinky and weird

[devout patio]

2/2 women ive dated turned out to be fucking retarded

One was a whore and the other a whitney Wisconsin wannabe

New girl is pog

Finds the fact i game all the time hot

[real tinsel]

she secretly deals in human organs

[devout patio]

Based

More money for us

[real tinsel]

you're her next target

[devout patio]

Nop

[real tinsel]

which explains why she's so interested in you

[sturdy otter]

baaaahahahahahaha can confirm, i dont know what they feed them there but they all either plain crazy or turn into some sort of weird cthulhu tentacle sucking kind of deal

[devout patio]

Dick too good for that

[devout patio]

EXACTLY

[placid sail]

to cite Sseth, it's time for a human's best friend to become human's best lover

[devout patio]

Which video was that

[placid sail]

fallout 4

[devout patio]

He made a f4 video? Must be ages ago

[real tinsel]

oh no what did he do to dogmeat

[placid sail]

yeah, it's old

[sturdy otter]

wtf

[ashen yacht]

Hello nerds

[ashen yacht]

Good morning

[devout patio]

Cains setup

[sturdy otter]

way to clean, what you take me for?

[real tinsel]

why do the brainfart users have the weirdest exes

[devout patio]

Because im unironically autistic

[sturdy otter]

mostly because our exes can be counted as brainfarts

[devout patio]

Like not even kidding

I mean look at me

[real tinsel]

bz11k am i autistic

[devout patio]

I am literally autism personified

[devout patio]

Meth tips face reveal

[placid sail]

yes, but what is the context

[sturdy otter]

since you look like, you can use some headpets, yeah i can see what you mean

[real tinsel]

linus is autistic

[placid sail]

||I live even worse||

[devout patio]

I am unironically autistic yes

[real tinsel]

my room is clean

[devout patio]

I got the brains but not the looks

[real tinsel]

because i'm a good boy

[devout patio]

Im like a solid 5/10

On a good day

[sturdy otter]

im like a 5/10 if i put effort into it

so i would say good for you mate

[placid sail]

what it has to do with you

[devout patio]

Khaay is more autisic than me

[real tinsel]

no idea

[devout patio]

I give him the retard crown

[sturdy otter]

Khaay also lives in a wall

so

[placid sail]

you kids seem to interpret "autism" somewhat wrong

[devout patio]

I got the medical records somewhere

[real tinsel]

it's when the pp grows from the back, no?

[devout patio]

Its when you put your pp in your bunghole,no?

[placid sail]

pants down, now

puts on gloves

[devout patio]

Not those im not old enough

I may look 30 but im only 22

Also japanese and german ancestry genes DONT MIX WELL

[real tinsel]

damn i'm 22 and i look 40

you americans are living the life

[narrow lotus]

Wdym u can have a samurai in a gothic armour

[devout patio]

Ledy

Scroll up

[devout patio]

Unironically me

Im german japanese and irish

[placid sail]

I don't look at all

https://youtu.be/CsCS5BOjdgk

[devout patio]

Fucking homonculi level of autism looks

[real tinsel]

jesus how many people did your mom fuck

[devout patio]

A lot

Shes a pillhead alcoholic whore

[real tinsel]

universal one too

[devout patio]

My father is german and irish my mother irish and japanese

[sturdy otter]

the dude is a mix of german and japanese, like my self who is a mix of german and russian, version one (the prototypes) look a bit weird

[placid sail]

I'm afraid that's not the case

[sturdy otter]

also it does not help that somewhere way back up in the tree there was a chines woman in my fam

[devout patio]

I dont want to see version 2

[placid sail]

it has to do something with meth instead

[devout patio]

I did take adderal a lot as a teen

[sturdy otter]

dont get kids and you are golden then

[devout patio]

I unironically plan on getting a vasectomy

I dont want kids

[placid sail]

3 generations-old plan to come Irish full force

[devout patio]

Probably would be bipolar autists with adhd

Be screaming racial slurs in the mic all day

[sturdy otter]

i wasnt realy reading, who dis and why?

[placid sail]

oh hey now

I am obliged to teach you our ways now

[real tinsel]

1. drink vodka every morning

[sturdy otter]

wait only NOW you notice i am part russian?

[real tinsel]

how is he supposed to know

your profile picture is anime stuff

[sturdy otter]

i made chebureki YESTERDAY ffs xD

[real tinsel]

yeah but anyone can make that if they know the recipe

[placid sail]

yeah man my bad, should have noticed it earlier by your ANIME WAIFU AVATAR

[placid sail]

source

[real tinsel]

we live in the internet era

[placid sail]

I demand the photos

[sturdy otter]

if that avatar is a waifu i need a new avatar

[placid sail]

we live in society

[sturdy otter]

but i get banned for my avatars usually so

[real tinsel]

i live in your walls

[sturdy otter]

i stick to this one for now

[gloomy roost]

Isn't your avatar just some arknights 6 star?

[placid sail]

sucks to be you, they're old and full of roaches and mold

[ashen yacht]

Yuck

[real tinsel]

i eat the roaches for nutrition

[devout patio]

Im literally made of fiberglass insulation

Its my JOB to be in your walls

[placid sail]

if you ever mentioned your heritage, I've probably missed it

[sturdy otter]

i will make some next time i make chebureki, dont burn me on a stick tho, i fry them in a fryer not a pot or a pan

[placid sail]

so no other way for me to tell

[sturdy otter]

to be fair i only mentioned it like 4 times in what feels like a year

[placid sail]

doesn't matter as long as they're good

[devout patio]

Literally in your attic right now

Linus lore linus lore

[sturdy otter]

still working on getting them good, i really should stop pussing out and go for a 1/1 Meat/Onion mix

[placid sail]

I'm not a culinary puritan, and neither am I Italian

[devout patio]

Linus lore

[sturdy otter]

makes sense

[devout patio]

Me waiting for my brain to melt so i can finally kurt kobaine myself

I got muted for memeing about stealing the monolussies special rock and licking it in the EFP discord while i had nothing to do at work

Mute reason: “get back to work”

[sturdy otter]

i actually never found a reason to write there

[devout patio]

I just memed

[sturdy otter]

"get back to work" is kinda metha tho

[devout patio]

Bruh cop sirens at 6am

I want to sleep

[sturdy otter]

sounds like monday D:

[devout patio]

One more day of work then 4 days off

Get to play vidya and cuddle girl

I beed to sleep, she’s staying the night tonight

[sturdy otter]

nice have fun

[devout patio]

Cant sleep

[sturdy otter]

and get your headpets, you deserve them

[devout patio]

Children running around apartment complex

I hate children and big city noises

I want to live in a tiny home in the woods, but i still want good internet

[sturdy otter]

yeah i went outside of the city the moment i noticed, that i have plans on how to silence my neighbourhood for like ever - which would have been illegal so i took option B

roadrage

[devout patio]

I deserve vodka and a nap

I need me a moscow mule

[sturdy otter]

dont look at mine, i need it for the cheburek

[devout patio]

Mhm copper mug with vodka ginger beer and lime juice

So cold the copper condensates

Spicy too

[sturdy otter]

can i cool down the copper with liquid nitrogen? been a while i could play with the stuff

[devout patio]

Uh

[sturdy otter]

work! i mean work

[devout patio]

Like sit it in liquid nitro to chill it?

[sturdy otter]

dude no

[devout patio]

Ill drink liquid nitro

[sturdy otter]

if i put it in directly either your lips say bye bye or it shatters

[devout patio]

The whole point is to make the copper ice cold

Skully i didnt ask

Kekw

[sturdy otter]

like letting liquid nitro run through pipes around the mug and cool it down via the air and thermic transfare

[devout patio]

No stop typing

Im not a scientist cain

I cook meth and fix computers

I dont understand physics

[sturdy otter]

just think of it it like a really really over engineered fridge

[devout patio]

I cook methe

Retard

RetRd

Gn

[sturdy otter]

i think i accidentally fried his brain.... gn

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Just like Crystal

[devout patio]

Its KRISTALL

Fuck you

[sturdy otter]

im confused

[devout patio]

Skully plays leauge kekw

[gloomy roost]

I do

[sturdy otter]

poor fella

[gloomy roost]

Im over lvl 500

THere's no hope

[sturdy otter]

how you even able to look your self in the face? D:

[devout patio]

Nice way of saying you’re a virgin

[sturdy otter]

like level 500? you are long gone, im not even trying to help you

[gloomy roost]

Good job me

[devout patio]

Who am i kidding I 5stack dota2

[gloomy roost]

Eww

[devout patio]

Im more retarded

[sturdy otter]

dota feels kind of retarded tho

[gloomy roost]

I stopped when I got like 4k hours and like some other patch just kind of ruined it

[devout patio]

Dota is better though

[placid sail]

LoL > Dota 2 don't @ me

[devout patio]

Kys

[gloomy roost]

Invoker main lessgo

[devout patio]

Ill eat your sister

[sturdy otter]

dude Invoker had like 3 tricks

rest was kinda meh

[placid sail]

perhaps you should eat SOME GRASS

OUTSIDE

[devout patio]

Techies main 😎

[gloomy roost]

As long as you don't diss the meatball

[sturdy otter]

are we talking about testicles again?

[devout patio]

Mhm im here to kickass and suck balls

And im all out of assballs

What do i do now

[sturdy otter]

im not even questioning this

[gloomy roost]

The only plus about being lvl 500+ is that im better at hiding my rage

[devout patio]

I bet you play yi top

[gloomy roost]

Eww

[devout patio]

Or youre a one trick yasuo

[gloomy roost]

Im a mid mage main, supp secondary. Dass about it

[devout patio]

But the 0/10 kind not the 10/0 kind of one trick yas

[gloomy roost]

Bruh

[sturdy otter]

so he aint a yassou player

or what his face was called

[gloomy roost]

I'd have to learn how to play yas with 180 ping

[devout patio]

There are two types of yas players

Those who go 10/0 and those who go 0/10

[sturdy otter]

the one on the enemy team

and the one on your team

[placid sail]

wrong

[sturdy otter]

yours usually sucks

[placid sail]

it's either 0/10 or 10/10

[gloomy roost]

always

[placid sail]

no yasuo can resist the urge to die a lot

[devout patio]

Both are on the enemy team because your yas always sucks and theirs always is a god

[gloomy roost]

It's just our holographic universe rule

[sturdy otter]

fair enough

[devout patio]

If you play yasuo i immediately think you have two functioning brain cells both fighting for third place

[sturdy otter]

okay guys the 3 big rules of LoL

1st no matter the gamemode there will be one dude skipping

2nd you suck at lasthitting

[devout patio]

I mained silencer in dota

[sturdy otter]

3rd every champ on the enemy team gets a +1000% buff on everything

[gloomy roost]

The true sign of no hope

Maining Zoe

[devout patio]

Gn

[sturdy otter]

night

also

[sturdy otter]

f

[gloomy roost]

f+

[placid sail]

"time travelling pedo" champion pack

[sturdy otter]

f+ new game+

[sturdy otter]

ffs that one is so meta

[placid sail]

well at least he doesn't main Senna

[gloomy roost]

And the power psychopath on the side

[placid sail]

he's just there to have a good time and give witness testimony on Zilean

[gloomy roost]

Like Sseth say

"Im just a humble carpet merchant"

Huh Can't find that vid anymore

[narrow lotus]

Idk feels like LoL is very low effort and cheap on many aspects

Gameplay cant be compared , LoL and Dota have unique mechanics rtc

[sturdy otter]

they are the same genre but they could not feel further appart in terms of actuall gameplay

[stone blade]

[sturdy otter]

"spiky horndog with explosions" pack

[stone blade]

I like vayne

[gloomy roost]

My weebpinion is that Japan should man up and release a anime MOBA because dota is slowly dying

Vayne is fun

I like building chasing builds on her

[stone blade]

trinity vayne?

couldve worked back in the day

with no mythics

[gloomy roost]

Trinity vayne + bork

Get speed on attack and slow down the people you chase

I play that top lane

(Haha)

[placid sail]

League first used stats scaling on abilities, while dota used fixed numbers (may be no longer the case, but still), two global map objectives instead of one, second one has additional bonus for a number of completions and different bonuses depending on the type of a given boss killed (elemental dragon), role-exclusive items (jungle and support), bonus golden rewards for objectives given to losing team after a certain period of time, bonus gold given for demolishing first lane of towers in the early part of the game, that's what I've remembered from the top of the head

[silk oracle]

Top Tier roleplaying in ingame chat

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[heady crow]

The lonussy 🥴

[placid sail]

so I wouldn't exactly call league "low effort", though indeed it's two separate games of the same genre now

[gloomy roost]

League could have more effort put into it

[placid sail]

oh certainly

poor Vandiril is going to have to made 5 videos a day soon

but you have to understand, as important fixing and improving the game is, it's not as important as making new sick ass skins for the players

it will just have to wait a bit!

[gloomy roost]

Someones gotta give skinspotlights work to do

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, after lol, playing Dota is a whole another field, normal skills on Dota feels like Lol champions' ults and stuff

Global protection spells and global teleportation for normal skills etc

Unlike balancing things out, they make everyone on Dota op.

Which makes it more balanced

[pastel quartz]

Me after a hard day of being Racist and Homophobic on the Internet

[upbeat bobcat]

Tho I didn't play pvp much, I was much more playing like pve content.

[pastel quartz]

i deserved it.

[upbeat bobcat]

Nothing calms you down as much ha

[gloomy roost]

Dota is more toxic

Afaik

But has a lot of more modes

And a workshop

I wished league had a workshop

[upbeat bobcat]

Such a moneygrab

[gloomy roost]

Which one?

[placid sail]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

TF2, CSGO and Dota 2 made Valve rich af

[gloomy roost]

I mean

I don't see Arabian lords buying 500+ levels in league

Yeah

Valve kinda falling off

[placid sail]

they buy 500 skins and little legends instead

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean it's every big company's first goal, make money.

[gloomy roost]

A lot (or some) people are mad because TF2 is full of bots

[upbeat bobcat]

If you have money, make much more.

[gloomy roost]

And 100 skins of choice for their support wives

[placid sail]

Arcane in-game promotion was cancer

Cait and Vi making out in every background and splash art

but that's fine

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

the thing that annoyed the fuck out of me is that whenever somebody died, you would here Caitlyn VA go UH UH UHHHHHH

[gloomy roost]

The city thing they had when arcane came out was nice

[placid sail]

every time, in every mod

[upbeat bobcat]

HornyPiltoverTeenegers.mp4

[gloomy roost]

In what is this?

[placid sail]

league

[real tinsel]

hello rate my ship farm

[placid sail]

doubt they would promote Arcane in Dota, duh

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah that was annoying af

[real tinsel]

it's a small farm i made in my underwater ship

[gloomy roost]

Ehm couldn't remember it then

[upbeat bobcat]

And the shop masters in ARAM, always blabbering same things over and over again, just shut uppp

ughh

[gloomy roost]

If I play league I want to properly experience salt so I stick to draft

[upbeat bobcat]

So, yasuo

[gloomy roost]

Nah I perma ban him mid

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yasuo-zed-league-of-legends-gif-19252865

[placid sail]

HOSAGE

tbf yasuo is less of a cancer now

since there are even worse OP fucks now everywhere

even his brother is more cancerous

[gloomy roost]

They're both manageable

[upbeat bobcat]

Nothing beats a nice bussy Tahm Kench on ARAM, so good.

[placid sail]

yeah man, yone killing you under fifty towers with 20 dashes, throwing you in the air, and going BOOOOOINK back to his fucking fountain is quite manageable sometimes

[upbeat bobcat]

Every Q like recovering his %20 hp

[placid sail]

can confirm, mayo busts a pretty mean Tahm Kench

haven't vored me a single time though

6/10

[gloomy roost]

literally just counter pick yone with ahri

gg

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't have summoner names in-game, I always go for champion names. What were you?

[placid sail]

yeah but then he ate your burst with his cute little shield, bursts you, ults you under tower and kills you, and goes yoinky-sploinky in the safety of his tower

[placid sail]

^^^^

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant champion

I don't know any bz11k champion

[placid sail]

ah

I think I was playing uuuuh

Diana

[upbeat bobcat]

ooo aight

[placid sail]

why did you disable summoner names? are you streamermans?

[upbeat bobcat]

No, I just don't wanna concentrate on summoner names

Champions names are easier to follow

[gloomy roost]

I wish discord could update my league name link

[heady crow]

I think that connection method got removed years ago so i dont think itll get updated kek

[gloomy roost]

Oh

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Oh well

[heady crow]

Happens kek

Besides, discord still shows old champion images like pre rework morde etc on someones activity tab if they are in a game

[gloomy roost]

The true bonkmeister

[heady crow]

Rest in piss ✊ 😔

Third q with 1% crit rune hitting like a fist

[glad kelp]

Ah

[glad kelp]

Nasus-? More like anus-

Jk-

[pastel quartz]

funniest shit ever

[glad kelp]

Lol

[heady crow]

nasus will always be susan to me

[placid sail]

nasos

[ashen yacht]

Nachos?

[stone blade]

da

[sturdy otter]

funny enough this kind of M.E.T.H. can fuck your brain up real good as well

[grizzled meadow]

@upbeat bobcat WHERE THE HELL IS THE SHARK

DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME

[pastel quartz]

ocean

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/976854223943782460/unknown.png

"beautiful night"

[grizzled meadow]

My man Ivan translating without saying anything...

[stone blade]

yee?

why would I not

[grizzled meadow]

Because I always need to ask for it...

You're the only real one in here...

[stone blade]

its

common sense....

[ashen yacht]

Lol

Common sense for some.

We are not all well versed in the Russian language.

[real tinsel]

he's joined the cat band now

one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us

[grizzled meadow]

Apparently not because I always need to use my power of fear...

[stone blade]

understandable

[gloomy roost]

Oh nice

Borderlands 3 free on Epphiigg!

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm this now boys

[ashen yacht]

Chonk

[stone blade]

I am also an aram connosiour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyc3SrkCMVk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/976883596327522374/donaldhitler.mp4

[real tinsel]

wtf ivan

gonna give you spank

[glad kelp]

Bro just did drama for nothing

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/toll-hotdogs-do-not-feed-the-troll-gif-17541719

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[glad kelp]

Epic embed fail

[real tinsel]

he seems like a troll

[glad kelp]

He does

[real tinsel]

and you seem to have fallen into a troll trap

[glad kelp]

I was annoying him with my nonsense like some days ago so it doesn't really make that much sense tbh

[real tinsel]

find his address and skin his carcass

[gloomy roost]

He is

Unable to right click your profile

It's just

[glad kelp]

Oh i will -w-

[gloomy roost]

Too hard

[glad kelp]

Too hard?

Skill issue

Get on my level

[gloomy roost]

Too difficult for him

[glad kelp]

Yes

I agree🤝

[gloomy roost]

If he blocks you he can't remind himself why he's so tired of you

What a guy

[glad kelp]

That's actually funny

[glad kelp]

Omg what

[real tinsel]

weird penis though

[ashen yacht]

Mangled

[real tinsel]

like inflated balloon

[grizzled meadow]

This is @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

nah i don't smoke

[grizzled meadow]

This is @real tinsel

[placid sail]

nice, some spare place for additional microchips

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8zHAyF_nH8

[placid sail]

that is cute

NOW

OBSERVE, MY CHILD

SIBERIAN MAGNUM DONG

[pastel quartz]

forgot italy and switzerland

[pastel quartz]

me

[glad kelp]

A lil secret

Pepsi man is a lie

[gloomy roost]

Coke fans rejoice

[real tinsel]

kvass enjoyers assemble

[placid sail]

kombucha enthusiasts, lay down, it isn't our time yet

but soon

[stone blade]

bro jinx' autos are so weird

they feel so weak

like you do -80% damage

[gloomy roost]

Right click champ issue

[stone blade]

vayne does not have that issue

thats why I'm a vayne enjoyer

[gloomy roost]

And I, a Shanak enthusiast

[real tinsel]

man

that looks like old man drink

[placid sail]

it is!

[heady crow]

ah i should take pics of the kombucha thats sold here in markets

its marketed torwards like early 20s ppl

[placid sail]

my boomer colleague from the construction work used to treat me with it

[heady crow]

doesent exactly scream of old man drink does it

[placid sail]

also, fun fact, soviet people used to drink this shit before it became a fashion recently

but in a much much less fashionable state

[heady crow]

🥴

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/vjTMDunO6CQ

@heady crow

[heady crow]

the madman did it

[glad kelp]

How do you make it and is it a alcohol beverage?

[heady crow]

@real tinsel this one goes out to you

[placid sail]

it is a mushroom which grows in water

[heady crow]

doesent kombucha have a small alcohol %

[glad kelp]

Pog

[placid sail]

yup

[heady crow]

gonna go buy 4 liters of it

[placid sail]

okay, not actually mushroom, gross oversimplification

yeast and bacteria simbiosis

but basically, it's a weird ass mushroom living in a jar of water which you drink when it's fermented enough

[heady crow]

seems delicious

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828810141658120203/912564615253196810/1_schizo_posting.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbius-sweep-morbius-vampire-morbius-marvel-morbius-valorant-gif-25334631

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/9TyiTQb6KWM

[gloomy roost]

[glad kelp]

Tf is their problem now??

[pastel quartz]

NOO

I MISSSEND

FUCK

[glad kelp]

Like bro basically

Half of the teenagers are furries i bet

[winter estuary]

It's a Scobi, which is more like a puck of bacteria than a fungus

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/god-i-love-trampolining-troll-face-discord-trampoline-trampolining-gif-23465656

[glad kelp]

Including MAYBE me

[pastel quartz]

including your

[winter estuary]

I would be worried if it were fungus water you were drinking

[glad kelp]

Y e s m e

[pastel quartz]

not you, your

[glad kelp]

My what though-?

[pastel quartz]

your

[placid sail]

yeah I corrected myself after that

[pastel quartz]

i love fungus water

[placid sail]

also, fungus water fuck yeah

[pastel quartz]

i love midnight water

once i stayed 3 days in a place a bit north in my country and the water there tasted like midnight water cup 24/7

best part of the 3 days i stayed there

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes

Lunar water

[pastel quartz]

the thing is that i dont even know the place i stayed in

but one day im going back there

[glad kelp]

Idk what or how to make that kinda water

[pastel quartz]

put water on a filter 100 times

[gloomy roost]

First off, do you yall think water has different tastes?

[winter estuary]

Absolutely

[pastel quartz]

yes

some taste like metal

[gloomy roost]

My best friend firmly beliefs that it doesn't

[glad kelp]

Ofcourse!

[pastel quartz]

and some taste pure

[pastel quartz]

he must never left his place

[gloomy roost]

You'd not be wrong

[placid sail]

wtf is a midnight water

[gloomy roost]

He is a major introvert

[pastel quartz]

lol

[gloomy roost]

(Because of his parents)

[winter estuary]

So many different factors. Plumbing materials, water source, chlorination/fluoridation, etc

[gloomy roost]

Water also tastes better after it rains for me

[pastel quartz]

be awake late, if u get thirsty go drink some sink water

its amazing

[gloomy roost]

Prob because all the pipes cooled down

[pastel quartz]

yea my house before had a problem that we needed to run the water for like 3 second before puttiing it on anything bc it tasted like metal

if you lick a coin u will get the same flavour

[winter estuary]

I feel bad for people with crummy tap water. The tap water we have here is probably the best in the country.

Once you have had good tap water, you start noticing bad tap water a whole lot more

and it sucks

[glad kelp]

Or "clean waterfall water"

Like bro it's just so refreshing actually

[pastel quartz]

yes

ocean water is the best

[placid sail]

if I drink some sink water from my place without filtering it, I would probably puke a little

[winter estuary]

jesus

[pastel quartz]

dang

feel bad for u

[placid sail]

shit looks like Mars dust when the water evaporates

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bxyva.gif

[pastel quartz]

i hope one day u will be able to taste midnight water in midnight water conditions

[placid sail]

I've once been to Croatia, tap water there was amazing

and I did drink it in midnight, after getting smashed in a bar, and it was godsend

[winter estuary]

Sounds like you have rusty pipes.

[placid sail]

oh for sure

[pastel quartz]

or rusty water

[placid sail]

piping in my appartements is older than me

[placid sail]

also a probability

[pastel quartz]

dont let your water rust

[winter estuary]

I'm guessing you already have an iron filter?

If not, invest in one ASAP

Even after carbon-filtering, small amounts of iron oxide can get though

and that shit is the opposite of good for your body

[placid sail]

oh, so I'm slowly poisoning myself despite using the filter

neato

[glad kelp]

Sensory deprevation

[placid sail]

sigh, at this point, might as well just buy botl o wota

[glad kelp]

:3

[placid sail]

what

[glad kelp]

Sensory deprevation

Google it

[winter estuary]

How does sensory deprivation help with rusty water

[glad kelp]

I just brought it up randomly

[winter estuary]

ah

[glad kelp]

Looking at that video is

Interesting

[winter estuary]

As long as you aren't seeing any amount of sediment in your filtered water after 24hrs of it sitting, I'd say you're fine. Small amounts likely won't have any adverse effects.

[placid sail]

yeah that's what my question was, same

[placid sail]

no such thing, thankfully

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[winter estuary]

👍

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/973699734483107860/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[topaz abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL2WNNG0I-g

[upbeat bobcat]

When you notice you've been spending your last 28 years doing nothing but shitposting on life then internet and life motto becomes I live to disappoint

[placid sail]

time spent shitposting isn't wasted

(c) obama

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

i thought you're turkish

[upbeat bobcat]

Wha

I am

it's just a meme

[real tinsel]

ah

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't have someone to write smtn like this

[real tinsel]

good