🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

Cat motion capture pog

[glad kelp]

Anywhere i could possibly post a photo of something?

[ashen yacht]

this place

[grizzled meadow]

It depends on what it is

[glad kelp]

Bumble bee with flowers

Very gud picture

:3

[grizzled meadow]

Skweezy Jibbs, found it

[grizzled meadow]

Here or in #╟❓general-offtopic is fine

[glad kelp]

Alright

[ashen yacht]

[glad kelp]

If you look closer you'll see how i captured the bumble bee flying to another flower

Tbh i don't see alot of bumble bees, hornets, wasps or generally bees around here

In the earlier days it was so much different

[ashen yacht]

My friends take care of bees. I love them for it.

They're gonna learn more and teach me and my wife as well. So we can take care of our own when we buy property

[glad kelp]

Aw

That sounds awesomeee

I mean it is awesome ❤️

Quite the world saviour

Like, bees are dying out

[ashen yacht]

Yes. and they are very important

[glad kelp]

They are

[ashen yacht]

my wife already plants things that are good for bees

[glad kelp]

Yes yes
People around here do too

[ashen yacht]

I hope the rest of the world realizes it too

[glad kelp]

Sad that alot of people are like "yeah fuck nature the future will be way better"
No.
There won't be a future without bees or any living creature if they continue living like this, it just destroys everything

[glad kelp]

Me too, me too

[ashen yacht]

They overpopulated the world to have a middle class to do all the work for the rich. Fucking up the planet.

[glad kelp]

Yeap

That's basically about 60% of humanity I'd say

And then there is the people that are scared of bees just because they think they will like, kill them just of a frickin stinger

I mean the allergic people, sure might

[ashen yacht]

Wasps and hornets ruined bees reputation

[glad kelp]

Da

[ashen yacht]

Bees are chill

[glad kelp]

They are, yes

[ashen yacht]

We used to smoke outside in the summer time and the bees would just chill and land near/on us and just do their thing

[glad kelp]

Hehe

There is a company that will do honey without bees

[ashen yacht]

I had a friend growing up who would legit just catch them in his hand and pet them

[glad kelp]

Aw

[glad kelp]

They do it with science

Sorta

They mix flower proteins and smth else and they have honey

Like it's insane

You know how we use the bees for their honey?

Yeah, it might be a solution after all

...if people will consider using that method actually

[ashen yacht]

Yeah it's interesting stuff.

[glad kelp]

Biology and chemistry is awesome

[ashen yacht]

It is the best because it is legitimately our lives and everything around us

Yet people see science stuff and get scared

and mad

[glad kelp]

Just because "nuclear weapons, mad scientists" or "omg don't touch that chemical it's poisonous" like bro it's literally iron ._.

How is iron poisonous to your body if you literally just touch it for a moment?

Anyway

Science is very useful

Even if people doubt that

[ashen yacht]

Yep

I don't plan on having kids because of medical reasons. But I am glad of it because I would not want to leave my kid in this kinda world.

[glad kelp]

Well i mean

Better give em atleast the education they don't get at school

:3

Like school teaches you how to do math but does it teach you how to pay your taxes? No!

Tbh the onliest thing school is there is to make friends

And even that some people don't get bcs their "different"

Aka people get bullied for their differences

For no fucking reason

IN SCHOOL

Like it's not even ok to do that

Let people be themselves

[minor fjord]

https://youtu.be/-nj8skW0Qtk

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413805308574564372/976137763910975519/videoplayback_2-1.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413805308574564372/976137764389142568/PC_Gaming_in_2022_Meme.mp4

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/T2jzPLDMdBI

dommy

mommy

[gloomy roost]

Hmmmmm

Void is actually 2 factions?

[placid sail]

I can speculate that the void has no factions, just whoever is the baddest mf can bully around lesser beings

and apparently dommy mommy is on par with watchers

which is kind of strong, but sure, one of the lamest and least picked champions of league is gay space dragon who have created the stars themselves

[gloomy roost]

Nah

It's a crystal scorpion

Both are being reworked tho

[stone blade]

idk man

I like vayne

[upbeat bobcat]

Sub ivan

Dom vayne

[placid sail]

did you know that vayne is extremely racist

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd imagine

[placid sail]

towards anybody non-human

[gloomy roost]

Rip Fiddle

[upbeat bobcat]

Demon hunter but also everything in the middle aight

[gloomy roost]

Would Vayne hate Neeko tho

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes

[placid sail]

primordial manifestation of existential concept of fear vs. one angry crossbow girl

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe not Soraka tho

Dunno

[gloomy roost]

Trope went so hard that Diablo had to make a class for it

[placid sail]

although she kind of calmed down with her xenophobia and can be seen fighting side by side with Poppy in Retardation sinematic

[gloomy roost]

You mad at how they handled Viego's story?

[placid sail]

but one might argue that she thought Poppy is just some funny midget human with a hammer

[placid sail]

event was a waste of everyone's time

hyping up the ruined king for so long to make a mediocre and wildy contrarian to the canon lore visual novel and absolute disappointment of an ending cinematic

even spirit harvest or however the first novel is called was better

I enjoyed asking repeatedly Cassiopeia to crush every bone in my body

[upbeat bobcat]

https://i.gyazo.com/4951e59e14d7780c08f2e13ddbd6d2bb.png

Also I might be able to do some arams soon

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-nod-yes-oh-yes-gif-8068244

[placid sail]

God have mercy on your soul

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-took-that-personally-keegan-michael-key-saturday-night-live-personal-sensitive-gif-21648238

[upbeat bobcat]

Wanna join?

[placid sail]

maybe later, a bit tired

[upbeat bobcat]

Shor

[heady crow]

r/196 i presume

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno

I don't do reddit

[gloomy roost]

Oh

Kaisa also getting a new splash art

Kassadin be hitting that voiddussy

[placid sail]

uh yeah well he probably won't

unless he's from Alabama

[gloomy roost]

Nah I meant Bel

I don't know Kaisa lore except that Kassadin is her pops

Don't know about the mom

[placid sail]

rek'sussy

[gloomy roost]

Uhuh

Because Kass would go for something a lot larger than him

[gloomy roost]

fdkl;gjm;sdfh;sjkjdsl;ffm

[real tinsel]

good morning redditors

[placid sail]

hey man

well of course there is 10 minutes long necrit video about 1 minute teaser video already

[heady crow]

ahh you watch necrit

[glad kelp]

Why is there crystallized playing in the background?

[placid sail]

I enjoy lore everywhere, even in L*ague

[heady crow]

yesyes ofc

used to watch him back in the day too

i can send you an invite to his discord server if you want

[placid sail]

nah, thanks, I just watch him from time to time

[heady crow]

alr alr

@grizzled meadow

[gloomy roost]

Bruh

That spoida

[placid sail]

why is toy soldier so baked

[glad kelp]

Lmao

Bruno

Look at music channel

~>

[heady crow]

the meme is that guy on the left is serving half a year in the defence forces and the guys on the right a full year

also yeah hes baked

[heady crow]

sir yes sir

[placid sail]

sculptor Bruno be like

[glad kelp]

Pfff

[stone blade]

Good beer

[heady crow]

good obliques really do make a 6pack

[glad kelp]

I feel sorry for the hog but

[placid sail]

epitome of my life

[placid sail]

I've finally become a full-time gay vaper

[stone blade]

me

[pastel quartz]

I've finally become full-time autistic

[pastel quartz]

mmmm. yes. very wise

[glad kelp]

Mmm. Yes.
You have enough rubies

[glad kelp]

F R E N

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuckin Capri-sun

It's been years

[glad kelp]

Lmao what?

Gnaw their tongues?

Infant annihilator?

[upbeat bobcat]

I've gained some weight but mama says I'm still handsome

[heady crow]

he doesent know

[glad kelp]

Yes you are mayor ❤️

[heady crow]

not hehe

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-not-hehe-gif-23710013

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Frfr so true

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413805308574564372/975998930213031976/cool-vape-vaping.mp4

[real tinsel]

i am literally patrick bateman because my dumbass schizo brain started planting memories in my head of me killing people

[glad kelp]

Bro for a half second i was gonna say "haha embed fail" lmao

[real tinsel]

gotta up my therapy sessions

[gloomy roost]

That is concerning

[real tinsel]

it fucking is

[real tinsel]

i like the memes and all but i feel like they water it down

[real tinsel]

alcohol dehydrates dummy

[heady crow]

the fake memories water down the memes?

[real tinsel]

no

[heady crow]

moomintroll doesent know that

[real tinsel]

@placid sail is очаковский the shittiest kvass in russia

it tastes like water

[upbeat bobcat]

Wa'er

[real tinsel]

wa'ar

[heady crow]

wa'ar

[real tinsel]

wa'a

[placid sail]

drinking that stuff very seldom I dunno

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-funny-filter-gif-15772867

[real tinsel]

tastes like water don't drink

my rukajop ass would make much better kvass than this

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/gPiynyOsXrE

[glad kelp]

Kvass

I think i would actually love kvass

Also we used to say
"Was?" (German for what)
"Kapusta i kvass"

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[placid sail]

[real tinsel]

it's easy to make you dip black bread in vodka and mix them together

[glad kelp]

Black?

Bro that's ra-

[upbeat bobcat]

Raw?

[glad kelp]

Naw

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ramsay-raw-gif-13771788

[glad kelp]

"The onliest freshesd thing in the kitchen, is that pigeon"
The pigeon: confused gurr gurr

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-pretty-pigeon-discord-discord-test-pigeon-discord-gif-20361536

[glad kelp]

Anyway, may i introduce you to a lesson of education?

[real tinsel]

so they wanna fuck animals

not cool

[upbeat bobcat]

Hey, animals have needs to

[glad kelp]

No khaatil, didn't you listen to the teacher?

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno about Kha but I never listened to teachers back in my day, that's why I'm 28 and still unemployed.

[glad kelp]

Lmao rip

[glad kelp]

Atleast what this one said was true for some reason haha

[upbeat bobcat]

Deez people don't wanna play ARAM with me, what do you expect

And it's fucking 24 degrees in 22:27

[glad kelp]

Fucking sahara over there

Jeez even for me it's hot ;^;

[upbeat bobcat]

And my hair is down to my ass

[heady crow]

chilling with 5c rn

[glad kelp]

Xd

[upbeat bobcat]

Even hotter

[gloomy roost]

Approaching winter here

[glad kelp]

God

[glad kelp]

Snow when?

[heady crow]

wish we were approaching winter so i could get some night

[upbeat bobcat]

pls send some snow

[gloomy roost]

Never, not in this land

[upbeat bobcat]

Ugh

Tease

[glad kelp]

cries

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

DLC snow when

[glad kelp]

Sad though

[gloomy roost]

Except Drakensberge

[heady crow]

it seems that me and bz are the outliers here

[gloomy roost]

Okay so snow, just exclusive to the mountains

[glad kelp]

Still sad

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks epic games launcher

[gloomy roost]

Eh

I don't feel so mad at Epic Games

They make Unreal Engine with all that money and apparently it's good

[upbeat bobcat]

Why would you, free games

[gloomy roost]

80% of them I don't know

[upbeat bobcat]

They lose money more than gaining but they are owned by Tencent so no probs

[gloomy roost]

'Cept Prey

Someday their curve is gonna rise

[upbeat bobcat]

Saving PC gaming

Deals exclusives

[placid sail]

I wish we had 24 degrees here now

[gloomy roost]

Punches Steam in da dick

[heady crow]

im happy with the around 15 we get on a good day

more than that and its sweat city for me

[upbeat bobcat]

I wish Steam would care about Epic, that's why EGS existed in the first place kek

[gloomy roost]

Steam's that way with everyone

Gotta keep the act up

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah, it's an almost a monopoly but Steam at least tries to make things right.

[gloomy roost]

Blizzard launcher? Who cares about them? We actually have regional pricing

[upbeat bobcat]

Or valve

[gloomy roost]

Praise regional pricing

Man what a experience, playing Anoomaly with Asmongold reacting to the depp case

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, 88/12 is not something I'd care because it's useless for me as a consumer. They get money from exclusivity, then move to Steam after it ends anyway. More money for them hurraa

[upbeat bobcat]

When I die, I wanna be buried in Finland so I can rest in peace

Not this hell hole

[heady crow]

mayor into finland when?

insane vacation

[upbeat bobcat]

I imagine they'd take me with only visual, I look northern enough

If someday I feel comfortable enough to share the full pic, sure but this is just for clarification for my usual look.

[placid sail]

dam

mayo is a girthy boy

[gloomy roost]

Plonts

A lotta

[placid sail]

beard is nice

reminded my of an old friend

[stone blade]

go out with friends
they music i don't like
i put on my headphones and zone out to 1914

Good stuff

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm Fokin fat

[stone blade]

You're

yes

but we love you

[ashen yacht]

beard needs work

[upbeat bobcat]

Normally it was longer but using mask is kinda hard with long beard so I cut it myself

Hence the fucking ugly beard

[ashen yacht]

i can respect that

[upbeat bobcat]

This is couple years back

[stone blade]

I PULL THE TRIGGER TWICE

EACH Shot

ONE DEAD!!!

[heady crow]

NO WAY MAYOR

HOLY SHIT YOUR BEARD

[stone blade]

LMAO

[heady crow]

big sexy turkish man

fuck me you are big

[upbeat bobcat]

I have a lot of people telling me I remind them of White Buffalo

[pastel quartz]

yooo mayoringram is a femboy

[heady crow]

you look more nordic than my blond haired, blue eyed ass

as for reference me rn

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why I told northern countries would probably take me in with only visual kek

[heady crow]

bro they would 100%

you werent even joking about that

[placid sail]

holy shit

[glad kelp]

Yep, nordic

Also pissed for no reason

[heady crow]

i hate my dollar store webcam with passion

[stone blade]

I have not changed from this

soon red hair tho

[glad kelp]

Pog

[upbeat bobcat]

Aaand there we have Ivan, the drug dealer

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[stone blade]

THE WHAT

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant tarkov dealer

[heady crow]

ivan looks like hed stab me at the center at around 3am

[stone blade]

I'm not British

[heady crow]

i mean that in a good way btw

[heady crow]

but you are bulgarian

no?

[stone blade]

Da

and?

Well thats even worse

I'd stab you then shoot you

💗

[heady crow]

as long as you dont steal my kidneys like albanians

vuw you <3

[glad kelp]

I will steal your liver

:3

[heady crow]

sounds hot

[stone blade]

Never

[glad kelp]

Make millions of it

[stone blade]

I want your heart

💗

[glad kelp]

Actually

[heady crow]

steal half of it since that shit heals itself right?

[heady crow]

such a romantic

[glad kelp]

From my liver you'd probably have even more then from anyone else >~>

[stone blade]

oh you thought i was being romantic?

[glad kelp]

[stone blade]

heheye

[heady crow]

well

[stone blade]

got em

[heady crow]

yes

:(

[placid sail]

I'm sorry guys, but biker king mayo wins the doxx contest for me

[stone blade]

mayo is turkish?

[placid sail]

y'all are still cute though

[heady crow]

you too bz

[upbeat bobcat]

If you'd care about this chat more than you play with your flute.

nah I'm just jokin and yeah

I'm a roach

[glad kelp]

I'm a crow

Bap

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/lemme-smash-lemme-smash-becky-ron-gif-8188124

[glad kelp]

Hehe

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/6mZ37IWLrmw

[stone blade]

NEIGHBOUR

🤝 🤝 🤝 💗 🤝 🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-birb-birb-gang-bird-gang-join-birb-gang-gif-23656586

[stone blade]

what flute

[stone blade]

here we have ledy

[glad kelp]

Your nose

[stone blade]

wha

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-cartoon-flute-gif-15077243

[glad kelp]

Dark souls be like:

[upbeat bobcat]

That is actually a speedrun category

NoHit%

[glad kelp]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

no

[glad kelp]

Wha

Nefario.gaming

[devout patio]

Retarded asian face reveal?

Fuckit

[glad kelp]

Meth

[devout patio]

Methman reveal

[glad kelp]

Pog

You could give off a nice youtuber with that face ngl

[devout patio]

Im fat because i doordash all my food since i work night shift

I used to stream in college

[stone blade]

That's actually one of the more clean looks

[devout patio]

I wear like almost all grey or all black

Im red green colorblind so it makes it easier to pick outfits

[glad kelp]

"Hello my name is markiplier and welcome back to five nights at freddys! "

[devout patio]

Not edgy enough

[glad kelp]

Lol

Who said you need to look edgy?

[devout patio]

also ignore the skin issues because i drank mtn dew like water as a young teen and it fucked my skin hardcore

edgy humor not look edgy

[glad kelp]

Ahhh

[glad kelp]

Rip your skin though

[devout patio]

yeah

my face isnt as bad as it used to be

but bacne

[glad kelp]

We are lucky sunset sasparilla doesn't exist irl 0-0

[devout patio]

no cap

sarsparilla root beer does tho

[glad kelp]

Huh

[devout patio]

https://www.amazon.com/Sioux-City-Sarsaparilla-Soda-6x4pack/dp/B01EPRCZGA/ref=asc_df_B01EPRCZGA/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312061264516&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1182697934537084899&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9025856&hvtargid=pla-647982436997&psc=1

basically IRL sunset sarsparilla

[glad kelp]

Sheeesh

Wait

[devout patio]

https://www.instacart.com/landing?product_id=172808&retailer_id=72&region_id=1963867463&utm_medium=sem_shopping&utm_source=instacart_google&utm_campaign=ad_demand_shopping_rp_beverages&utm_content=accountid-8145171519_campaignid-16611454249_adgroupid-136318494842_device-c&gclid=CjwKCAjwj42UBhAAEiwACIhADnAQ__IaSlDZK9DGqiFot7I7hXn18Ip4UzePTRY-QdnixgqUYkhKoRoCLtQQAvD_BwE

here it is for cheaper

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/ojjDhdoPF6E

[glad kelp]

Oo pog

How do they even make it?

[devout patio]

lets gooooooo my burger king on its way

bacon king time

[stone blade]

WARRR!!!!!
HERE TO CONQUER!!!
BATTLE READY!!!
NO RETREAT!!!

[glad kelp]

Yooo

[devout patio]

dont talk to me unless you think burger king > mcdonalds

[stone blade]

shami>>

[Bulgarian fast food place]

[glad kelp]

Bro that's literally me xd

But i learned the difference

Mcdonalds has a farm

[devout patio]

im from america sorry ivan

specifically southern US

[stone blade]

I from Bulgaria sorry linus

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[glad kelp]

Burger king had nothing but the burger

[devout patio]

but my family is german, irish, and japanese

[glad kelp]

That sounds like a nice mix actually

[devout patio]

mother is japanese and irish

[glad kelp]

Some random weirdo: bro you look out of squid games

[devout patio]

father is german and irish

[glad kelp]

Yo german?-

Hallo?

XD

[devout patio]

去死吧，資本主義狗

[glad kelp]

Oh god

Can't read japanese sadly ._.

[devout patio]

chinese not japanese

[glad kelp]

Aaaa

[devout patio]

its just 'Die you capitalist dog"

[glad kelp]

Chinese

[devout patio]

more appropriate in chinese than japanese

[glad kelp]

Lol 💀

[stone blade]

outside in the dark
NILE blasting through my headphones almost uncomfortably loud
good shit

[glad kelp]

Yes

[stone blade]

that's what i like

[devout patio]

i work night shift i no longer know the concept of day and night

[stone blade]

Legit what i live for

[devout patio]

all i know is work vs sleep

[stone blade]

give me disgustingly loud music

[devout patio]

i deadass didnt even do anything after work yesterday

[stone blade]

and let it ring

[devout patio]

went to work at 7pm went to bed at 6am

didnt eat, didnt play vidya

too tired

[stone blade]

i don't work

i do uni

[devout patio]

slept like,9 hours for the first time in a long time

what you studying?

[stone blade]

English philology

[devout patio]

tf is philology

[upbeat bobcat]

"the branch of knowledge that deals with the structure, historical development, and relationships of a language or languages."

[devout patio]

oh so like the history of the language

I work in IT 💀

[upbeat bobcat]

Sorry yall mericans don't know much more than burger per second

jk

[devout patio]

Im a NOC engineer (Network operations center)

[stone blade]

and more

[devout patio]

im basically the guy you call when your servers go fucky wucky at 2am

and need to be triaged

i see what i can do, then if needed call our network engineer if its a more serious issue

[glad kelp]

Hmmm, cyber security?

[devout patio]

nah, more so generic IT stuff

[glad kelp]

I see

[devout patio]

Little bit of everything

[glad kelp]

It's pretty interesting even on personal insight

[devout patio]

yooo kurger bing almost here cmon man im starving

i aint ate since 24 hours ago

fucker

[glad kelp]

Lol

Bro i pnce didn't eat for 5 days

[devout patio]

fuck that

[glad kelp]

Yes

Yes indeed

[devout patio]

only reason I didnt eat when i got off was too tired

[glad kelp]

L

Well, i mean

Pretty reasonable

Ngl

[devout patio]

i make 40k usd a year with no degree so

[glad kelp]

And a trash man makes like 28k a year

While a teacher makes 24k a year

Instantly roastet teachers 😎

[devout patio]

i work from homr yoo

home too

[glad kelp]

Sheesh

Howz it feel?

[devout patio]

good

[glad kelp]

Comfy too?

[devout patio]

Yeah

[glad kelp]

Good

Better be

[ashen yacht]

much comfort

[glad kelp]

Very

[devout patio]

i get to sit in a gaming chair in my pajamas all night

[gloomy roost]

B r u h

Nice

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[gloomy roost]

Currently im doing Comptia's N+

Even tho alot of people say go for A+ first

[glad kelp]

The man that gets 40k a year with no degree, sitting in his pijamas all day

Man sounds chill asf ngl

[ashen yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yes-what-huh-confused-kid-gif-16656052

...i make double that

[glad kelp]

Just watching the servers and is like "yo, there's smth wrong lemme fix that rq"

[glad kelp]

And how if i may ask?

[ashen yacht]

Union gig

in NYC

[devout patio]

yep

manual labor

[glad kelp]

Union NYC?

[ashen yacht]

No

I work from home.

[devout patio]

no?

sick

[ashen yacht]

I used to do lots of manual labor. I used to splice cable underground.

[glad kelp]

What is manual labor?

[ashen yacht]

WORKING WITH YA HANDS

[devout patio]

im from Arkansas @ashen yacht

[ashen yacht]

40 for arkansas at your age is damn good

[glad kelp]

What exactly do you do with your hands?

[devout patio]

im 22 yeah

[ashen yacht]

I spliced cable.

[devout patio]

plumbing, cleaning shit, construction

thats liie manual labor

[ashen yacht]

Electricity

my guy

[glad kelp]

Ohhhhhh

[ashen yacht]

Now I am just a clerk.

[glad kelp]

Ohh ok that gives me way more context

[devout patio]

22 makijg 40k a year with no degree is not bad

no certifications either

[ashen yacht]

I didn't get this job til I was 23

I am now 31

[glad kelp]

I don't think you would have needed one either except if they are searching for "professionals" tbh

[devout patio]

not really

they are paying for me to get my certs eventually tho

[stone blade]

🤝 💗

[ashen yacht]

@glad kelp when i said Union i meant I am in a workers union.

[glad kelp]

In a workers union?-

[ashen yacht]

In America, union workers tend to get paid better.

[glad kelp]

Ohhh

But what are they?

[devout patio]

https://www.unionplus.org/page/what-union

i gotchu

[ashen yacht]

Yeah its hard to explain.

[glad kelp]

Okey well, thanks linus

[ashen yacht]

It's a group of workers who work together to make sure they all get paid well and have rights in the workplace.

Safety, pay, no discrimination, etc

[glad kelp]

Aaah

And you said it's hard to explain

[ashen yacht]

It is much more than that though

[glad kelp]

I can imagine

[ashen yacht]

I can't get fired easily.

[glad kelp]

Sheesh

[ashen yacht]

I get vacation, sick time, disability if i get hurt.

Good health insurance

[gloomy roost]

Are CEO's etc really that scared and paranoid when people begin to mount to join a Union?

[devout patio]

im part of the meth dealers union

[devout patio]

those who only care about profits are

[glad kelp]

Go ahead and tell them ratio + skill issue + cope harder

[stone blade]

give some

[devout patio]

pay

[stone blade]

💰

here

🤝

[devout patio]

check mailbox

[stone blade]

aight

[devout patio]

🤝

get mailbox bombed

[ashen yacht]

you have to wait for the toilets to refill to flush them a 2nd time

and they take a while

Bohemia so weird

[glad kelp]

What that game about?

[ashen yacht]

ARMA Reforged

[glad kelp]

And wut is that

Xd

[ashen yacht]

It's mostly just an introduction to their new Enfusion engine.

ARMA?

[glad kelp]

Da

[ashen yacht]

ARMA is a mil-sim made by Bohemia Interactive.

ARMA 2 came out in the 2000s, Arma3 came out like 10 years ago now

the game DayZ was a mod for ARMA 2 originally

[glad kelp]

Uhm

Ohh

Mil-sim

[upbeat bobcat]

milk sim

[glad kelp]

Then why are there toilets???

Like, original toilets

[ashen yacht]

This game takes place in the late 80s/early 90s

[glad kelp]

Hm

[ashen yacht]

The maps in ARMA games are usually large and take place in Eastern Europe

They have a mixture of military and civilian locations

[glad kelp]

Well that was....sorta obvious

But continue

[upbeat bobcat]

First arma aka Operation Flashpoint takes place in Cold War era

They have vodkas

And TV throwing civilians

[ashen yacht]

lol yes

[glad kelp]

Russian water where?

[ashen yacht]

Flashpoint

[upbeat bobcat]

Then Codemasters kept the rights of the name of Operation Flashpoint, never gave it to Bohemia, made their own shitstorm series which failed.

Hence the name ARMA

[glad kelp]

Arm

A

[gloomy roost]

Arma is fun

Buuut

The engine is

Uh

A joke

[glad kelp]

The engine seems pretty much like one no cap

But the game sounds like fun

[gloomy roost]

Gotta get that daily Takistani roleplay dosh

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[ashen yacht]

The engine is also very moddable

[gloomy roost]

I really dislike roleplay servers

Well

[ashen yacht]

Stalker rp bro

Lol

[gloomy roost]

I'd get shot on sight for not speaking nor understanding russian

Time to join mercs

[ashen yacht]

There are English ones.

But yes the Russian servers are known for being very strict on Russian only.

[gloomy roost]

Anomaly or straight up base game?

[ashen yacht]

I was talking about the roleplay servers

Lol

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Servers

I was thinking of factions

[ashen yacht]

Haha yeah.

[ashen yacht]

Beating your meat for that long is not good.

[gloomy roost]

Also from yesterday on I've been committing on playing Anomaly+gamma

[ashen yacht]

Very nice

[gloomy roost]

And today I learnt that I was doing a huge stupid

[glad kelp]

"Man died of infinite sex of exhaustion"

[gloomy roost]

Because up until a few hours I was carrying that freaky bread eh

Freaking Radiated Bread

[glad kelp]

Da

Imagine NPCS can pick it up

And it's a collector piece

:3

[gloomy roost]

Yep

[ashen yacht]

Tasty bread

[gloomy roost]

Not even at the artifacts

Doing me dirty

[glad kelp]

Mmmm tasty radiatet bread

It's probably hard though

[gloomy roost]

Just heat it up at a burner

[ashen yacht]

Similar to graphite

[glad kelp]

Stone bred

Imagine making a stone

Shaped like bread

Coloured like bread

But it isn't bread...

[grizzled meadow]

Me like two years ago, I quit tho

[grizzled meadow]

What an ABSOLUTE unit

[placid sail]

for real? you quit smoking? nice

[grizzled meadow]

(he's dead btw)

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I did, few years ago

[upbeat bobcat]

Yessir, I'm gonna eat ya

[grizzled meadow]

I love to vape and all that stuff but it's still expensive + after awhile I just lost the interest in it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-account-created-reddit-mod-discord-fat-cj-gta-san-andreas-gif-20286210

[grizzled meadow]

Also I had a job at that moment

So vaping was like a stress relief, like cigarettes (of course) when I was stressed out or "I have five minutes without anything to do, I'll vape"

Then Covid happened

No reason to vape anymore

[grizzled meadow]

I'm an absolute unit myself as well (on a diet) but you're bigger than me, in every way, especially for hair and beard (of which I am very envious)

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ainsley-harriott-yeah-boi-gif-5739091

[ashen yacht]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/scooch-raccoon-chubby-chonk-absolute-unit-gif-14789220

[gloomy roost]

If it's not Gwen it's not worth it

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[glad kelp]

Oml how much fat that thing has xd

Can i cook it?

I'm jk

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm much more concerned about how edible racoons are. It might not bode well considering couple things heh

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/q1yUxEI6ek0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGpS3eN0G3A

[stone blade]

for vayne

i wonder

what's the best item to rush on first back

because i always aim for grieves first

so i can have full boots and then i build mythic

but i was wondering if a pickaxe + dagger would be more beneficial

[glad kelp]

Hehe

[haughty slate]

made a cool stalker killvid pls like favourite nadnd enjoy

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/2HP3BKk2Koc

petition to rename this channel to leaguefart

[haughty slate]

hell no

[placid sail]

wack

https://youtu.be/gHQ2Ce55PPk

[devout patio]

One hour

Then sleep

I have an amazing girl for once who is actually waiting asleep for me to crawl back into bed with her and violently pass into the void of sleep

@placid sail

Retard

[haughty slate]

based

[devout patio]

Forty fucking minutes

Im still not used to working night shift

[haughty slate]

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT BRAHS

[glad kelp]

Bro

Made an all nighter

Now i can't sleep

What is this

[stone blade]

[glad kelp]

Anyway

I guess imma put my rage onto those demon-ass looking oieces of shit

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/yAJZvqA85MY

[placid sail]

khaaytil face reveal

[upbeat bobcat]

And this also

[real tinsel]

can confirm, i make love to your walls

[heady crow]

Probs posted this one here but not sure

[zenith grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/973705029393457232/giphy.gif

[placid sail]

what is this mythical land of Leeds

[foggy rampart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsn1QivbKM&ab_channel=UnaiFranco

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/qp8Wv5h9i6w

https://youtu.be/Bz0WooBG0TM

Aha, new Romanian memes

0:27

https://youtu.be/1jOxYHnLdQE

[heady crow]

I did tell you about our prime minister being depicted as a cat

[placid sail]

yes, I see now

https://youtu.be/-sMiIeDfQ0M

strongest unit in the game

through the power of taxes

[stone blade]

when I felt the warm hug of the girl I invited over my soul left bro

I forgot I was human

[upbeat bobcat]

Holy shit this is so good

jgdsfsk

??

[real tinsel]

ivan isn't a tarkov player anymore

congrats ivan

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow ban this shark

[grizzled meadow]

Why

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[stone ravine]

what if TWO bloodsuckers KISSED

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gitgud-thepruld-git-gud-dark-gif-8126281

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[stone ravine]

https://youtu.be/gFLF300I0ps

[real tinsel]

something about making fun of countries is very funny

[gloomy roost]

I just like doge memes, das about it

[stone ravine]

https://youtu.be/jUycmyEm02A

[glad kelp]

AYO

[real tinsel]

that's a nice looking face

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/mp28JPs25ek

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow whats the movie again?

like nightcrawler or some shit

[grizzled meadow]

Never saw it but I guess it's that one

[heady crow]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

also a watch , doesnt matter the brand , still taking it

[stone ravine]

gonna name my new character

Quandale Dingle

[real tinsel]

you sound experienced

what was the most expensive brand you snatched

[narrow lotus]

i didnt , im not that sad

[real tinsel]

very rude

[ashen yacht]

Me and cat.

[stone blade]

Pentakill >>>>>>> K/DA

[placid sail]

goddamit why is everyone so chonky

[stone blade]

I'm not

[placid sail]

I feel jealous

[placid sail]

you're missing out

[ashen yacht]

I am big viking

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-dancing-moves-gif-4650386

[heady crow]

avd discord user is either chonky or a skeleton

[stone blade]

BRO I LIKE BEING SKINN Y

LEAVE MY BONES ALONE

[heady crow]

i just want to give them a good cleaning

[upbeat bobcat]

İkr

We gotta have some bony numbers in our ranks, never know when you gonna need them

[placid sail]

seems true

[real tinsel]

you're probably chonkier than me

[upbeat bobcat]

You live in walls

[gloomy roost]

He forms the walls

[placid sail]

I have a bit of cake but that's it

I want to be a beardy biker king too, but alas

[real tinsel]

i sex the walls

[heady crow]

khaa needs to be small to fit inside the walls

[real tinsel]

skinny and has a cake

brother

[heady crow]

us rest arent constrained to such degree

[gloomy roost]

Hide yo walls

Pfff

Get freaking Ark metal walls

Thin af

[real tinsel]

but the claps of my asscheeks keep alerting the wall guards

[real tinsel]

bz11k dream build

[heady crow]

bz when he starts bloatmaxxing

[real tinsel]

mmh

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-smile-gif-22766330

[heady crow]

billy

:(

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang look at that smile

[heady crow]

dude

i was thinking of the same thing

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma_kiryu_slams_a_desk_and_leaves-gif-19004286

[placid sail]

he was taken from us too soon

[real tinsel]

how do people manage smiling like that

[heady crow]

how can i achieve the same kind of happiness raditating from the smileë

[upbeat bobcat]

Same

[placid sail]

extreme amounts of homosexual activities

and memes

[real tinsel]

time to blow some dicks

[placid sail]

you've got it guys

don't give up

[heady crow]

well i got 1/2 of that figured out

[real tinsel]

that's a lot of penises though

[heady crow]

too bad there are only straight guys here

[placid sail]

now you only have to embrace the memes and you're good to go

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

i was reading my ex's reddit and apparently she has fallen for a straight girl and is looking for advice

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/_cHcyTk-gSg

[real tinsel]

billy became a meme

so i think it's not looking at/posting memes but also becoming a meme yourself

[heady crow]

is you guys making jokes about me and calling me a femboy enough?

[real tinsel]

bz11k seems to be the expert of billy

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/x2Fgw1yJfDs

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw7OvWicUw0

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco will be happy

[heady crow]

well he is russian

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna spank falco to this

or we're gonna do mutual spanking

like 69

[heady crow]

stg enough with the emotes

no meme for you guys then

[real tinsel]

pf

[heady crow]

behave

[upbeat bobcat]

Git gud Finnish mang

[real tinsel]

will this get me hammered

[heady crow]

good question

[upbeat bobcat]

Why would it be

[heady crow]

time for some limit testing khaa

[real tinsel]

oooooo my favorite

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

[real tinsel]

i'm concerned about liver sticks

[upbeat bobcat]

Pls squeeze me like those onions

[real tinsel]

how can you make liver sticks

[upbeat bobcat]

End it

[real tinsel]

like, how big of a liver would you need to make them into stable sticks

[heady crow]

i mean its kind of like beef jerky, just dry the liver out

[real tinsel]

ah so it was just my retardness

[heady crow]

i mean you never eaten spinach cookies or potatoe juice?

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh she making potato juice and you asking the possibility of liver stick

[real tinsel]

potato juice sounds like a possibility

when you squeeze potato white water comes out

[heady crow]

khaa i think subnautica is getting to you

[real tinsel]

noo

yes

maybe

[upbeat bobcat]

White potato water fuckin hell

[real tinsel]

i haven't actually played that much

[upbeat bobcat]

You sure squeezing the right thing?

[real tinsel]

i was depressing lying for like 6 hours or something after i woke up and then decided to start playing subnautica

[real tinsel]

yes

in russian they call it kraxmal, not sure what it's called in english

[real tinsel]

they used to use it for cleaning stuff, i remember my grandma using it to clean something

this game is too fucking good though. I love the story, the base building and the rest of the shit in it

[upbeat bobcat]

Ocean

[real tinsel]

a dumbass big eyed fish keeps getting stuck in my base and i keep releasing it

so far there hasn't been a single thing i hate in this game

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe it wants in

[real tinsel]

i did let it in. I even made a small aquarium for it and its friends

they keep coming and getting stuck anyway

dumbass fishy boys

[upbeat bobcat]

It's like deers, seeing one getting good stuff, brings whole family

[real tinsel]

the whole colony is here

[upbeat bobcat]

It's a big ocean mang

Fish has needs

[real tinsel]

they jump in my farm and get stuck there too

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe they like you being their step fishy

[real tinsel]

heheh, step fishy

time to make more aquariums

[glad kelp]

realizes there is no water in hell

[real tinsel]

i'm not going to hell i've been a good boy

i'm gonna build aquariums with jesus

[glad kelp]

Ooo poggers

Also

I just made a hot tea that looks like alcohol

[upbeat bobcat]

irl pic ngl

[glad kelp]

Pranked ny suster into drinking it and now she has a burnt tongue >~>

Jkjk

[upbeat bobcat]

bad Crystal

[glad kelp]

I mean

Morals exist

But sometimes

We have to abandon that

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Lol

[gloomy roost]

To do a little trollin

[glad kelp]

Yes

[real tinsel]

very bad Crystal

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/3YFsuR-5934

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

chadecus maximus? Is he by some chance a relative of biggus dickus?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-time-monty-python-caesar-biggus-thickus-gif-22666720

[glad kelp]

POV: jesus

[glad kelp]

Bro end his misery

Xd