🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

i didn't drop it midway

i got all endings i think

or maybe not i don't know

[placid sail]

yeah got that one too

I mean, it's a cool little experiment

but I usually want to play the game, not participate in some sort of narrative experience, however shallow of me this may sound

[heady crow]

You gonna put it off for 5 years to get the achievement now?

[real tinsel]

well there isn't much left for me to do in the game anyway

[placid sail]

that achievement got updated to 10 years recently

[real tinsel]

that's in the new game

[heady crow]

Wasnt it 10 years in the new release?

[placid sail]

well yeah that's what I've meant

[heady crow]

Ill put an alarm for 13.5.2027 then

[real tinsel]

i liked it. Felt like an interactive movie

[real tinsel]

no i finished it in 2021 i think

[heady crow]

2026 then

A bit closer

[real tinsel]

yeah 11/02/2021

last year november

this american date system confuses me

why not 2/11/2021?

americans love making shit weird i swear

[placid sail]

funnily enough

while using feet pics to measure everything in america can be blamed on bri'ish, date format is not the case

[real tinsel]

tea men are no good either

[placid sail]

oi mate, they use the bloody d/m/y innit

though they've probably used m/d/y before and make americans inherit it or simply forced this shit on them for shits and giggles sometime ago

[real tinsel]

tea men must die

[placid sail]

they're already on it

[real tinsel]

who is on it

[placid sail]

bri'ish are on it!

[real tinsel]

are they gonna commit mass sudoku or something

[placid sail]

I can't see brexit as anything but a shot at your own feet

so I suppose they're in agreement with your plan for them

[real tinsel]

okay now do the same but with burger men

[placid sail]

again, they're doing just fine with their own extermination

[real tinsel]

oh shit server boosts are down to 7

if someone stops paying we're gonna lose 50 mb limit

[placid sail]

huge death toll during the pandemic, rising economical inequality, unrest, political turnmoil yada yada

[placid sail]

I wish I could, but I got cockblocked with that

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow initiate protocol Italian sexy man cooks naked for server boosts

[real tinsel]

good

all their burgers will be ours

we strike another pandemic and while they are too distracted with buying toilet papers, we get in through the back door and steal every mcdonalds

[placid sail]

yeah nah my man, we're soon about to either perish or suffer a lot, too

[real tinsel]

maybe. But we'll have burgers

[placid sail]

because guess who's currently losing the dumbest war in the history of man while being in huge recession on their own and being sanctioned by half the world

and guess who is living in a much smaller neighbouring country which probably will not have a good time if said big neighbour with problems would suddenly eat shit and die, and deservedly so?

[real tinsel]

oh no

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-brow-raise-eye-brows-flirt-creep-zoom-gif-5065196

[real tinsel]

eh who cares. I'll have a good reason to commit sudoku then

[placid sail]

at this point you're just not bothering to even find a valid reason for that

I mean, I would be ecstatic when this regime eat shit and die

I'll probably die with it, but still

[real tinsel]

let's find a bunker and commit sudoku like a certain couple from a certain year between 1900 and 1950

[placid sail]

what is the point of finding a bunker and then committing sudoku?

[real tinsel]

historical values

aesthetics

somethin somethin

[placid sail]

oh, purely for roleplay

I see

[real tinsel]

indeed

a kinky one at that too

[placid sail]

well, again, as I said, I respect your unnatural craving of total oblivion, but I hadn't have my fill of memes yet

[real tinsel]

there will be chaos and it's inevitable eat shit and die

[placid sail]

but what if it will be fun?

[real tinsel]

chaos?

[placid sail]

and what if by some miracle I will survive and get to experience something new?

[real tinsel]

you get to repopulate earth

[placid sail]

oh God forbid. I'm not exactly sympathetic towards humanity, but that is too much

to spread my cursed seed on this Earth would be a crime

[real tinsel]

well then we can wander the ruins of our society and sleep naked at night

together

[placid sail]

Haven't you wanted to commit sudoky and be done with humanity's end?

wait, how did the fall of my shitty ass country turned into humanity's end, again?

[real tinsel]

what i want depends on how i'm feeling at the moment

[real tinsel]

fall of your shitty ass country will lead to nuclear annihilation

[placid sail]

you are a cat

[placid sail]

not necessary

they're dumb and inhumane enough to will to do it, but they're dumb and incompetent enough to fail miserably at it

or so I hope

[real tinsel]

my dumbass deaf cat yells like this too

sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and starts yelling, waking up everyone

[real tinsel]

weirdly enough he looks exactly like this cat

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/SdH13BXdNqI

[real tinsel]

how do you even make it sound that bad quality

[upbeat bobcat]

filters

[gloomy roost]

Your cat was captured on vid waking up other people, how embarrassing

[real tinsel]

it has to be a skill to make something sound so bad

[real tinsel]

he's a good cat

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/2oX5q2UbEbY

[pastel quartz]

sound like my cat when she gets her paw stuck on something

[real tinsel]

this is true 2 years ago i was a very skinny man with no ambitions. Today, i am a cat

never back down never let them win

[pastel quartz]

one day you will stop being a buff black guy, just believe yourself

[real tinsel]

keep grinding

only grind is real

[pastel quartz]

before i was a drawing of my cat with red clickbait circle but now i am lasagna

never give up

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[pastel quartz]

I've never seen a orange cat irl that wasn't violent

[real tinsel]

i have, he was very adorable

but also very old

he used to come and go when i was a teenager but he doesn't come around anymore. Probably died of age

[pastel quartz]

I've seen one that isn't violent but it's bc she was old and had 2 broken paws

yet still lived more than most cats would

[real tinsel]

so orange cats stop being violent when they get old

[pastel quartz]

dang

[pastel quartz]

she was kinda brownish

she was like brown orange

still miss her even though i almost never even touched her

just to imagine a cat can break both front paws and still live more than most

[real tinsel]

how did she walk then

[pastel quartz]

she didn't completely break

just very hurt the paws

my language treats the word break different

it can mean the slightest thing

[placid sail]

given cats' tendency to look for any trouble they can find with no good reason, it's probably the reason why she lived so long

[pastel quartz]

she fell of first floor 2 times

if 1 want e ough

wasn't enough

[placid sail]

cats are cute little psychos

[pastel quartz]

she was high on catnip

[pastel quartz]

true

[heady crow]

Finally its friday

[stone blade]

me

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[placid sail]

I am frantically considering opportunities to spend a fun Friday evening in the company of people without getting shitfaced with alcohol and coming to a conclusion there is none

this is what Obama would have wanted

[real tinsel]

why do you feel the need to get shitfaced

[placid sail]

I do not, but every current possibility of human contact for me includes booze

which is concerning when you're not alcoholic

[real tinsel]

eliminate old human contacts, forge new ones

[placid sail]

OH YEAH?

[real tinsel]

oh fuck yeah

[placid sail]

I'VE MADE RECENT NEW CONTACTS SOLELY BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL

THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START KHAAYTIL

[real tinsel]

well that

's just poor contact choices

[placid sail]

and also because my self-hatred is too disruptive for any good attempt at making new connections unless I'm a bit drunk

which is a bummer

[real tinsel]

so you're like Johnny from Naked 1993

[placid sail]

the what from where

are you making stuff up again?

[real tinsel]

him

not gonna lie he does remind me of you

he has a wide range of knowledge about things too

and he's a hobo

[placid sail]

after reading a wikipedia for a while, I'm deeply disturbed by this comparison

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

unlike him, I have a strong imperative against hurting another person in any way

also, holy shit the movies you watch are fucking scary

[real tinsel]

why

[placid sail]

they're all about some deeply disturbed and unsettling people

[real tinsel]

i am a deeply disturbed and unsettling people

of course i watch movies about myself

[placid sail]

you've made an opposite impression of yourself for me, that though you're troubled mentally, you're actually a decent person

and that is why I am probably going to be found by authorities in a dismembered state somewhere in Baku

[real tinsel]

nooo haha why would i do that

you can trust me i am a completely sane person

[placid sail]

why don't you come for a cup of tea in my residence, friend points to a hole in a wall

[real tinsel]

you know strangely i have the opposite of claustrophobia

like, claustrophilia? i think

[placid sail]

agoraphobia?

[real tinsel]

i like being in closed spaces

[real tinsel]

no i don't hate outside

i just like enclosed, dark spaces more

[placid sail]

well, that's just... preference, unless there is a strong irrational fear, it's not a phobia

[real tinsel]

you know how people panic when they enter an elevator, elevator stops working, lights go out and stuff

[placid sail]

yup

[real tinsel]

when i was going to my ex's apartment last year, i entered the elevator and it stopped working, then the lights went out

i was stuck for like 5-10 minutes

i realized then that i like this, uh, scenario or something

like, closed dark room gives me comfort

[placid sail]

you are indeed, by all accounts, a cat.

[real tinsel]

no entrance, no exit

it's like i felt extremely safe at that moment

[real tinsel]

hell yeah i belong in the top of the food chain

[placid sail]

no, no

the top of the food chain is a fast moving car

no animal on Earth is stronger than that

[stone blade]

hi

[real tinsel]

hello i vna

[placid sail]

greetings

[stone blade]

and salutations

[placid sail]

you are anime gigachad

[real tinsel]

i like your hair ivan

it's purple

[real tinsel]

after reading the wikipedia i realized how fucked up it all sounds

at the time of watching it felt pretty normal to me

[placid sail]

see? you're a decent person ||or a complete psycho good at mimicking normies||, otherwise you'd see no problem

[stone blade]

yeah

[real tinsel]

i'd go with a decent person who has been exposed to fucked up shit for far too long to identify it at first sight

like, when i told my friend about how my dad used to beat me till bleeding, she was terrified while i was just perfectly casual about it

[placid sail]

yeah that's a pretty fucked up experience, sorry for you dude

[real tinsel]

yeah i'm kinda too devoid of whatever is necessary to feel bad about that stuff

[placid sail]

that's peculiar

well, at least you don't have to suffer from the flashbacks of said trauma, since you somehow don't care, that's nice, probably?

[real tinsel]

it is nice to me but my therapist says it isn't

not sure why

she says i block things too much

[placid sail]

there is a probability that the trauma is indeed present, but you buried it so deep that it doesn't register within you

[real tinsel]

but it's mostly my unconscious blocking the things. So, essentially, not my fault

[placid sail]

in that regard, it is bad

but yeaaaah, brain usually does things for a reason

if your subconscious has decided it's not time yet, let it be so

[glad kelp]

Pfft

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714032265365028867/974672165184081920/IMG_20220507_110153_635.jpg?width=456&height=608

[real tinsel]

hi

[stone blade]

me

close the door please

[placid sail]

what a cute heterochromic rabbit

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/974734941239787541/unknown.png?width=422&height=586

[real tinsel]

yeees and here he looks like sam hyde from the movie sam hyde

[placid sail]

"send help"

[stone blade]

he's fine

[real tinsel]

yeah he's totally fine

[placid sail]

good catto

[real tinsel]

he has his tongue out all the time for some reason

dumbass kitty

mlem

[real tinsel]

oh my god i've done this

my ex hated it though

[stone blade]

i don't have an ex

[real tinsel]

every time i'd put this song she'd just get annoyed and turn it off

[real tinsel]

i'll be your ex

[heady crow]

me and you brother

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/ixD-QsRM0oU

legendary stalker Vasya Simp

[stone blade]

no

[real tinsel]

dude is carrying an entire arsenal with himself

i used to hate Hip in the vanilla anomaly because she'd die like a retard all the time and expose me to enemies and block doorways. In gamma however i started liking her because she's a fucking tank and never dies

other npcs die almost in an instant while Hip takes an entire grenade and walks it off

[stone blade]

violent impulses

[real tinsel]

violent impulses

[placid sail]

women in my stalker reeeee

[real tinsel]

it's not that she's a woman it's just she dies fast

i'm not an incel jesus

[placid sail]

also, authors of published stalker fiction absolutely loved adding female characters in every second story

almost always for sole purpose of being a romantic interest for protagonist

[placid sail]

nono, that was me screeching

well, jokingly, mostly

females seem to be really uncommon fo the zone though

and understandably so, it's like a mix of army barracks, prison and a ghetto

[real tinsel]

gamma has some mod that adds more women into the game

the ones i've seen are only loners, dutiers and ecologs though

[placid sail]

do you realise now why I prefer SEVA suit?~

[real tinsel]

bz11k?

are you a natasha?

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

maybe~

[real tinsel]

bz11k gender reveal

[upbeat bobcat]

Russian can opener

[placid sail]

the what?

[upbeat bobcat]

Gender

That's how I named my AK in csgo in the past

it was simply the gender

[real tinsel]

bonum samaritan et sugatis his testibus

[upbeat bobcat]

yes

[real tinsel]

BONUM SAMARITAN ET SUGATIS HIS TESTIBUS

[upbeat bobcat]

no

[real tinsel]

rude

[upbeat bobcat]

maybe

[glad kelp]

I can't read russian good enough, anyone mind translating?

[grizzled meadow]

Gonna add to that one "+ you're banned"

[glad kelp]

What about +maidenless?

[grizzled meadow]

New rule that I just made up (not serious in every way I'm joking this is a joke): no memes in other languages if you don't provide translation + you're banned + maidenless because Crystal asked for it

Also you need to explain the joke if more than one people is not getting it

[glad kelp]

XD

[zenith grove]

i see falco is bullying brainfarters

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/shuba-duck-wheeze-maiden-less-gif-25094184

[grizzled meadow]

They're my people, need some tough love once in a while

[glad kelp]

Yes they do

[upbeat bobcat]

We secretly enjoy it

[glad kelp]

So what about my translation-?

[grizzled meadow]

bz11k have 24 hours to provide a translation (because I'm a good god), if he/her/something/Natasha fails to do so, BAN

[glad kelp]

Damn

Harsh love

[real tinsel]

from left to right

• and why are there no women in the zone?

• well there are no women in the zone

• no i'm serious

• ahaha

• well, think for yourself. Why do so many stalkers walk in full suits (with mask on etc), even in closed spaces - especially in closed spaces?
• Think deeply

• huh?
• what are you on about, valera?
• A!
• You are Valeria? (feminized version of valera)

[glad kelp]

Aah i get it
Sweet :p

Thank you

[grizzled meadow]

I'll give bz11k a pass, this time...

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha to the rescue

[real tinsel]

i save the day

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-wow-wow-starts-clapping-gif-23651813

[real tinsel]

time to commit one (1) rapscallious uhm tenacious evil doing

i feel like some of my words aren't the right ones but i'm not gonna check which ones

[upbeat bobcat]

We'll get what you mean eventually

nw

[real tinsel]

yeah me too

[glad kelp]

I get what u mean smh

[upbeat bobcat]

Enlighten us

[real tinsel]

aww he understands me

[glad kelp]

You wouldn't get it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[glad kelp]

:p

[placid sail]

one moment, playing league of suffering, I'll end and do that

[real tinsel]

it was funny for a second but my brain went and did its asshole move to remind me that i laughed at a dying monkey

[upbeat bobcat]

Kill yasuo first

[glad kelp]

League of suffering? You mean dead cells or dark souls?

[real tinsel]

what is it with turks and hating on yasuo

is it like a tradition

[upbeat bobcat]

I have no idea

[glad kelp]

It's in their blood khaatil

[upbeat bobcat]

I just know the yasuo mid meme and people who play him mostly sucks

I only play aram so I have no idea otherwise

[glad kelp]

Ah oki

[upbeat bobcat]

And no, I'm not on TR server ha

EUW

[real tinsel]

i only play with my balls because they feel good in my hands

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-anime-kick-balls-explode-crushed-gif-15974215

[glad kelp]

Say goodbye to your precious balls

[real tinsel]

okaaay

[upbeat bobcat]

Blame gifs fam

[real tinsel]

that explosion part was unnecessary

[upbeat bobcat]

Visualising is important

[real tinsel]

i've either never been kicked/punched on the balls too hard or i just have really strong balls

my recovery time is always too fast

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/jQE22BNvql8

Lamar is one of the best side characters in video game history

[glad kelp]

"location of the backrooms"
ARE YOU GAY?!?

• Google

[placid sail]

oh hey khaaytil already did, nice

[placid sail]

it seems I'm a turk

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

ah so it's an international tradition

[glad kelp]

League of leg

[glad kelp]

Exactly khaatil, you got it

[real tinsel]

yees i'm very good at getting things

[placid sail]

like yasuo isn't cancer in ARAM too

yasuo was one of the first of the new generation of complete bullshit characters in league

with overbloated skillsets and being bonkers OP

it's a common joke that a yasuo player hits his power spike at 0/5 score (zero killed, 5 deaths)

many champions will find it next to impossible to come back after such a score, but not yasuo, because he can be bullshit strong while having almost nothing

[gloomy roost]

Eww

League

That game I've unwillingly spend years in

[real tinsel]

those are some wrap-them-around-my-neck-please kind of legs

[placid sail]

as most of the champs are designed, especially new ones

(but she's a furry)

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-meme-girl-uhmmm-what-now-gif-16804319

[real tinsel]

yeah wrap them around someone else's neck

[gloomy roost]

Im just waiting for void mama

[placid sail]

dommy void mamma

[gloomy roost]

And Air Lion Sol™️ remake

[glad kelp]

Here

Smh killed chat

[placid sail]

he needs a skin "a champion with a pick rate more than a percentage of the rich elite" instead

[gloomy roost]

Welp gonna load into a game and play ping pong duo (Lee Sin + Azir)

[placid sail]

boo, league

goes to aram

[glad kelp]

Yes

[real tinsel]

we get a floppa emoji or i riot

[glad kelp]

There is a emoji suggestion channel

-3-

[real tinsel]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[glad kelp]

I got my baeeee

And friends-

And you guys

Lol

i mean there's alot of people to think of

[upbeat bobcat]

That's a lot of people

[real tinsel]

i got me and um

[placid sail]

the crowd is roaring in there

[real tinsel]

and i have bz11k here

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-disappear-vanish-peace-gif-17026388

[real tinsel]

i also have people who live in my bathroom for some reason

[glad kelp]

I live on your walls

[real tinsel]

incorrect. I live in my walls

[upbeat bobcat]

bathrooms walls

Kinky

[placid sail]

oh, that's new

[glad kelp]

Damn

[placid sail]

somebody is living on a wall for once

[real tinsel]

oh shit

in that case, possibly correct

[placid sail]

Crystal is gecko confirmed

[upbeat bobcat]

lmaoo

[real tinsel]

or spider

[glad kelp]

Any of both

[real tinsel]

or maybe those things with like 249 legs

[placid sail]

oh god

[glad kelp]

No-

[placid sail]

not these one please

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks mang I needed the nightmare fuel

[real tinsel]

one of them was in my room once

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[real tinsel]

like 5-6 years ago

[glad kelp]

What did you do

Smash or pass?

[real tinsel]

it just jumped on my desk and fucking ran around

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-no-unbelievable-steve-harvey-no-way-gif-5365038

[placid sail]

thank god I live in a polluted lifeless city

[real tinsel]

burn down the house

[glad kelp]

So smash

Smash the house?

[real tinsel]

i just kept my distance and waited for it to leave

[placid sail]

get that insectussy

[real tinsel]

it did leave

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/lemme-smash-lemme-smash-becky-ron-gif-8188124

[real tinsel]

long legged insectcondom alternative

[glad kelp]

God

[placid sail]

I so love the voiceover intonation in that meme

Becky lemme smaaash.

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSmWY2k0muw

this?

[placid sail]

ya

[glad kelp]

Nefario gaming

Also this

[placid sail]

minecraft gaming

[glad kelp]

Yes

Minecraft is nice

when playd with other people

[placid sail]

I've recently built a giant ass chair the size of a house near my base

[real tinsel]

becky i got stick lemme smash

[glad kelp]

I hate playing alone in such a game now -3-

[placid sail]

just to establish dominance over the landscape

[glad kelp]

Damn

I built

House

[placid sail]

I'm playing on a multiplayer server everyone've abandoned

[real tinsel]

it can be fun when playing alone and with mods

[glad kelp]

Can't play with mods

[placid sail]

nobody knows what it's like, to be a saaad man

[glad kelp]

Xbox

[real tinsel]

to be a baaad man

[stone blade]

non violent impulses

[real tinsel]

very violent impulses

[placid sail]

BEHIIIIIND BLUE EYEEEES

sry i'm in league again i'm late

[real tinsel]

league of virgins

[glad kelp]

League of maidenless virgins 🥴

Xd

[grizzled meadow]

I LOVE THIS SERIES

[placid sail]

correct

[real tinsel]

we have sex with each other. no more virgins

[stone blade]

da

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/-TcLxlkc2pA
@real tinsel

[stone blade]

lemme smash

[real tinsel]

lemme smash

[glad kelp]

Bro

You wanna know a fun fact about cats?

[real tinsel]

this song is actually catchy wtf

[stone blade]

they are cats

[real tinsel]

yea

[glad kelp]

Ik xD

[placid sail]

screams

[stone blade]

that's a really fun fact

[real tinsel]

jesus bz11k it's not that big

you're just acting at this point

[stone blade]

only 20 inches

[glad kelp]

You know why our ancestors that built the pyramids used to love them so much?

I mean we still do till today

[stone blade]

because Egyptians

they were chads

[glad kelp]

No, i have better conclusion

[stone blade]

they were chads who adored cats

[glad kelp]

You know that there exist anomalous "evil" creatures lurking in the dark? Like, their not out of labs, no
It's the terrifying truth that they exist, and that those shits are scared of cats

Like bro it's just a cat smh

It's quite funny and a bit scary at the same time i think

[stone blade]

haha kitty go brr

[glad kelp]

Yes exactly xD

[real tinsel]

haha kitty go brr

[stone blade]

motorcycle noises

bro

insane feeling is

[glad kelp]

And yes they actually quite did tbh

[stone blade]

when a cat chooses you

and just comes and sits on your lap

like

DAMN

im the chosen one

[glad kelp]

Bro

[stone blade]

bro

[glad kelp]

Best moment if that would happen to me

[stone blade]

yeah bri

bri?

sure

[gloomy roost]

Haha

[stone blade]

haha

hi

hi falco

how do you do today

[gloomy roost]

Henlo

[grizzled meadow]

Ivan have only two moods: "hi" and "da"

[stone blade]

has*

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-pain-harold-gif-10576512

[grizzled meadow]

Have and shut

[real tinsel]

i give you hug

[stone blade]

Yeah same

[gloomy roost]

Yeah the trio we got grouped with was dedicated to feeding the enemy so quick gaym

[real tinsel]

naked hug

[stone blade]

How about you go have some bitches

ayyyyy

[real tinsel]

ivan very rude

[stone blade]

I'm sorry

[real tinsel]

you know falco is italian

[stone blade]

i didn't mean to

it was an accident

[glad kelp]

Maidenless + no runes + tarnished

[stone blade]

the rude ivan accident - 13th of may

[real tinsel]

no it's 14 may already

ivan you're so slow get a hold of yourself

[stone blade]

no I'm fast

but backwards

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/speen-gif-20465844

[glad kelp]

Speeeen

[stone blade]

that's me

[stone blade]

uhh true

very

you love me tho

[gloomy roost]

Anyone watching terrible movies friday the 13th?

[stone blade]

no

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[stone blade]

my life is a bit already a terrible movie

🤝

[glad kelp]

We all love you ivan

(* ^ ω ^)

[stone blade]

ty

[glad kelp]

Np!

[stone blade]

i also love you guys

no homo

[grizzled meadow]

inb4 @real tinsel yes homo

[placid sail]

indeed homo

[stone blade]

he is an exception

gayception?

hmm

[placid sail]

slightly homo

[stone blade]

a little

[placid sail]

miniscule amount of homo

[stone blade]

atomic size homo

da.

[placid sail]

boys will be boys 😎

[stone blade]

hehe pp

funny word

[real tinsel]

very homo

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/penis-standing-erect-erection-smile-gif-15812844

[glad kelp]

Wtf--

[real tinsel]

heheheh my penis does that too

[glad kelp]

Why does that penis have a smile 0-0

[placid sail]

why not?

[real tinsel]

why doesn't yours have one

[glad kelp]

Uhh

Does yours have one?

[real tinsel]

yes

everyone here has smiley penises

[glad kelp]

Sheesh

[gloomy roost]

Cuz it's happy to see ya duh

[real tinsel]

see a doctor crystal

[glad kelp]

I think I'm fine with just the diagnosis -3-

[real tinsel]

floppa pelmeni

rate it in a scale of 10 to 10

[glad kelp]

Pelmeni?-

[real tinsel]

yeah pelmeni

[glad kelp]

Isn't that a gnocci?

[real tinsel]

what

[glad kelp]

It looks like a big gnocci

[real tinsel]

no it's pelmeni

[glad kelp]

What is pelmeni

[placid sail]

dumpling for you western barbarians

[grizzled meadow]

11

[glad kelp]

I can fight like one then i can eat like one -^-

[placid sail]

16 and barbarian

[glad kelp]

Deliscus/10

[real tinsel]

fuck i want pelmeni now

[glad kelp]

Lmao

I wan em too mate

[stone blade]

same

i love pelmen

[placid sail]

pelmeni and sosiski

meal of broke ass fucks champions

[real tinsel]

if pelmeni is broke ass fuck food then i choose to be a broke ass fuck

there's also floppa munching on pelmeni but i'm not gonna transparentify that

[placid sail]

transwhat

[real tinsel]

transparentify

it's a word i made up

[placid sail]

stop making up words fool

[glad kelp]

Pff

[real tinsel]

i make up whatever i want

i made up the french

i made up the pizza tower

and you know what

i made up your dumbass country too

just kidding i'm not that deranged

[placid sail]

pizza tower?

[real tinsel]

yeah tower of pisa

i like calling it pizza tower, sounds better

[placid sail]

dude, falco is the most patient husband in the world

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzUt7kwvNA

[placid sail]

good luck with translating

[real tinsel]

no

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow I would like to report a crime

[real tinsel]

what are the englishmen gonna do, invade me?

[grizzled meadow]

True

[grizzled meadow]

What

Ah I see

You deny your meme its translation

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED

THE MAN IN THE SERVER GRAB HIS BANHAMMER

[placid sail]

senator Falcstrong is out for your blood, Khaiden

[real tinsel]

falco, my good husband, sex?

[placid sail]

"Falco let's negotiate"

[grizzled meadow]

Me being like Dormammu right now

[placid sail]

Dormammu

sexo?

[real tinsel]

Falco, i have come to have sex

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

annoyed annigilation of kha

... Dormammu.... sexo?

[grizzled meadow]

The Council have decided, you're sentenced to no sexo until you translate the meme

(or at least give some context)

[placid sail]

get fucked kha

or better to say, do not get fucked

[real tinsel]

to be fair i have no idea what the context is

[placid sail]

http://img2.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/гифки-собака-бревно-7379236.gif
the only thing I know for real plays yet again

[real tinsel]

it's like the zoomer memes mayor posts. Just a mashup of unrelated stuff

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-we-laughing-freddie-benson-icarly-what-are-we-laughing-about-whats-all-the-laughing-about-gif-22180906

four months later we find out khaaytil doesn't actually speak english and just replies with someone else's messages

[real tinsel]

э не раскрывай меня к этим энглишменам

[grizzled meadow]

Let's see if the bot works

p!translate EN э не раскрывай меня к этим энглишменам

[foggy mantle]

Original

э не раскрывай меня к этим энглишменам

English

don't open me to these englishmen

[placid sail]

eh, close enough, you probably understood

[grizzled meadow]

"e don't expose me to these Englishmen"

[placid sail]

I am no longer needed

[real tinsel]

oh no i've been exposed

[placid sail]

I am obsolete

[grizzled meadow]

DeepL baby

[real tinsel]

boooo

go back to alcoholism

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel speaking of more important things

I think I'll uninstall Origins

And install Knight instead

[placid sail]

[grizzled meadow]

It's so slow...

[real tinsel]

knight is fucking awesome

[grizzled meadow]

When it comes to fly around, yes

It's the fucking best

Origins is very slow

Yeah okay you have the fly thing teleport stuff but everytime you need to squeeze your brain in order to unlock a fucking tower
I'm getting tired of it

[real tinsel]

not just flying around but gadgets, the batmobile, fight animations and all that

[real tinsel]

what teleport thing

[grizzled meadow]

I don't remember the machine he uses

Arcwing

Something like that

[real tinsel]

there are so many ways you can clear out an outpost

[grizzled meadow]

Going to learn about that mod that improve shit very soon

[real tinsel]

ah batwing

[real tinsel]

quixote mod?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes probably that one

I don't know other mods

[real tinsel]

you have a 3070 why would you need quixote

[grizzled meadow]

Because I want the full program

[real tinsel]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055

this is the coolest scp

[placid sail]

yooo Falco is hackermans

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFSwIw-_-as

[placid sail]

this was the version of my youth

https://youtu.be/yQskdtF73qw

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE

@placid sail

[placid sail]

yooo that one is dope too

why thomas the engine is so good with rap

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jam-nod-pet-kitty-gif-17932554

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sdaMpJ_8Ncs

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/974741853532471396/67fae23e2afd64d24412f45d9f2e27f3fe66759d9819ff3340787e0a3cb4b433.mp4

[scenic sable]

Yep, that one is a classic.

[placid sail]

that's my expression from shadowshell posting in a single video

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/974804796286595113/mr_bean_sigma.webm

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/comment-chain-better-call-saul-gif-24854532

[scenic sable]

Yeah well, he was banned for very good reason.

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/JYyQphhYURI

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel Arkham Knight runs so good that I'm having problems playing it, it's so fast

This without that mod because it keeps crashing (probably my fault because I didn't disable Gameworks stuff)

[ashen yacht]

we do a lil gamin

[upbeat bobcat]

Why would you disable them, you have a beefy card. They beautiful

[grizzled meadow]

Because the mod don't use those specifics things and probably that's the reason why my game crashes in the first place, I haven't tried yet without

In any case, since I'm not having any problems with the game, like at all, I won't use it

Truth to be told, I have some little stutter when I drive but it's only in that moment, the game basically have 90 FPS (the max FPS you can get in options) almost all the time, it's already night and day compared to what it was years ago, my 3070 really can shine here

[stone blade]

gm team

[upbeat bobcat]

Mornin

[upbeat bobcat]

You can tinker with all those setting via engine.ini but that would be me. I just like to upscale the game with those cuz my monitor is 1080.

You can change anti aliasing implementations, rendering settings and more they didn't put into the game settings. UE4 is fun

[stone blade]

hehe pp

[placid sail]

penis

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-snake-eyes-orange-justice-dancing-dance-gif-22082452

[stone blade]

yeah can we delete that

[placid sail]

that's a negative, soldier.

[stone blade]

yes

[glad kelp]

Bro xD

[glad kelp]

"Put you weapons to the groun!"
mister bean shakily trying to put his fingergun down

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[placid sail]

NO DICK

NO BALLS

AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE EITHER

[glad kelp]

And no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation

[heady crow]

typed it out faster than me

[glad kelp]

:>

[heady crow]

[glad kelp]

Ye

I just typed yesterday that i had euphoria

Since then dead chat xD

[heady crow]

then again most ppl that are here for the community aspect dwell here and not in general all that much

[glad kelp]

True

So yesterday

I had 2 epic moments after eachother

At first a flawless suit

THEN the fucking fith boss stem cell

Yes I'm talking about dead cells

:]

P a i n

[heady crow]

ahh dont know anything about dead cells since not really interested in side scroller games

[glad kelp]

Side scroller games?-

[heady crow]

A side-scrolling video game, sometimes shortened to side-scroller, is a game in which the action is viewed from a side-view camera angle, and the screen follows the player as they move left or right.

is it not this?

[glad kelp]

You can move the camera -_-

Without the player moving

So i don't agree

[heady crow]

yeah see? Told you i know next to nothing about the game

[glad kelp]

It's onlt soet of true until you find out you can actually move the camera around

Unlike in uh

What's the game called

[glad kelp]

Noita

Also a masochist game

Xd

I'd love to play it tbh

[placid sail]

noita is an amazing game

[glad kelp]

Just don't have the money for it

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[placid sail]

unfortunately, I am unable to proceed in it at all, since I'm so caught up in the total destruction and chaos that I just wander in it until I perish

[heady crow]

well you dont need money to play games

[glad kelp]

Lmao true

Ight i think imma steal the pc off my sis again

Lmao

Also look into da fud channel

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVseJazDIAE @placid sail

the saga continues

[placid sail]

foken ell

I was waiting for that nerf so much so those braindead Sions would disappear finally

also, fun fact, on a recent championship match, Riot has rewoked a whole series of games because players from other country had a big latency

and it was because of a code issues, not some network problems

200 years of experience

[heady crow]

yeah ive seen some memes about it

https://mobile.twitter.com/Lasso__V/status/1524263616530518016?s=20&t=iHhLt1eN0KjRj-K7EgMCzA

Lasso_V (@Lasso__V)

https://t.co/X2h4jk7viS

Likes

582

Retweets

317

Twitter · May 11, 2022, 5:42 AM

[placid sail]

it's funny because apparently the players have said after the match that the latency felt very strange

and the internet was like "you salty bitch accept your defeat"

[stone blade]

drivin

[placid sail]

oh shit

jerma did a candy tasting stream yesterday

[haughty slate]

insane streamer

he puked down his shirt

[narrow lotus]

Me : wants a corgi

Corgi : starts up at 1000 €

Me : Gets 2 bichons instead

Such is life

[placid sail]

oh god

I hope you're disciplining them

cute breed, but my mom got one and just said fuck it discipline wise, and he's the most hysterical little shit on earth

[narrow lotus]

I spoiled the shit out of the black one , 12 yr old he has a temper

The smol white one is a cutie tho

[stone blade]

Hi, sorry for bad English

[placid sail]

this looks like my erotic dream

a lot of toxic treats and jerma

[stone blade]

what

[real tinsel]

i like the color of Squirt and AW. I wonder what they taste like

[placid sail]

I'd like to taste EVERYTHING there

[real tinsel]

that's why you're fat

[placid sail]

well, except for sodas, this is too much sugar too fast

[placid sail]

I weighted myself today, I'm not even 70 kg, I'm 66

[real tinsel]

man i put like an entire palm full of pepper into my food and it still doesn't have any spiciness

[placid sail]

I'm continuing to fucking shrink

help

[real tinsel]

what do they make pepper from nowadays

[real tinsel]

i'm 50 get better

[placid sail]

if it's not freshly ground, it can get stale very fast

[placid sail]

dude

[real tinsel]

aw

[placid sail]

I'm like borderline "keep an eye on this guy, I think he can faint from a breeze of air"

how the fuck are you 50

how tall are you?

[real tinsel]

1.7something

[placid sail]

oh, not so bad, then

I guess

[real tinsel]

somewhere between 1.7 and 1.75 but i don't remember exactly

[placid sail]

are you like, eating regularly?

[real tinsel]

twice a day

sometimes once a day when i'm not in the mood

[placid sail]

eat more often

[real tinsel]

no

food bad

[placid sail]

or no walls for you

[real tinsel]

unlike the majority of humankind i don't actually like eating

most of the times i even forget eating until my body starts becoming all shaky

then i realize "yep, time to eat"

[placid sail]

you don't enjoy food?

but what about pelmeni?

[real tinsel]

oh yeah

well, i enjoy some food

[placid sail]

well, the solution is obvious

you shall eat pelmeni every day

[real tinsel]

nah

[placid sail]

eat the food now khaaytiiiiiiiil

[real tinsel]

i am eating right now

[placid sail]

pog

[real tinsel]

that's why i brought up the pepper thing

[placid sail]

try buying a black pepper mill

it really is better, and they're not that expensive

have you ever tried sriracha?

[real tinsel]

i think no

[placid sail]

very tasty chilli sauce, spicy but not overwhelming

put that bad boy on anything, pelmeni, bread, cat, whatever, and you got yourself some spicy food

[real tinsel]

i'm probably gonna have to go to one of the big markets for that one

and they're all at least an hour away from my house

[placid sail]

one good thing about pandemic - almost any shop or restaurant has a delivery now

I almost never go to supermarket nowadays, you can just quickly browse for sales online and do your stuff instead of bumping in grim grandmas and stumbling among the shelves forever

do you have any deliveries in your parts?

[real tinsel]

no idea

[placid sail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpoopyDelightfulDaikonCoolCat-Rp5eeWn-vyyHGeDG

[real tinsel]

is that jerma's girlfriend

i want to be jerma's girlfriend

[placid sail]

yeah apparently he has another girlfriend now

[real tinsel]

oh so he got himself another one hmmm

[placid sail]

Holly or something like that

[real tinsel]

alright, time to put her into an accident as well

we'll see if he gets another one that isn't me after that

[placid sail]

well I certainly remember he used to hook up with some asian girl on stream but it seems they broke up

[placid sail]

jerma wouldn't make out with a boy who doesn't eat well

[real tinsel]

pf

are you baby talking me

[placid sail]

so you eat your greens right fucking now

[real tinsel]

you're baby talking me

[placid sail]

no I'm not

[real tinsel]

yes you are

[placid sail]

don't you see? he's making a candy tasting stream

how would you help? "yeah nah man I don't eat food"

"oooh.... o-ok....i-it's fine"

[real tinsel]

how can you even eat that much candy

[placid sail]

would you like making jerma upset?

[real tinsel]

i'd die from sucrose overdose

[placid sail]

well, he's just tasting a little of them all, but still

[real tinsel]

that's not how you taste candy

the previous candy's taste still stays in your mouth after that, altering the taste of next candy

[placid sail]

wait

isn't cantaloupe a melon

or it's a separate thing

[real tinsel]

i thought cantaloupe is an insect

wiki says it's a melon

rockmelon, sweet melon etc

isn't melon already sweet?

[placid sail]

yeah exactly

I guess it's just some subtype

[real tinsel]

i think watermelon is sweeter than cantaloupe though

or the cantaloupe they sell here is bland shit

[placid sail]

well

a good watermelon would be sweeter than melon

for sure

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/9FpBRHavCDI

[placid sail]

I like both tbh

[stone blade]

hi

[real tinsel]

same

[stone blade]

💗

[real tinsel]

hey ivan

[stone blade]

hi khaa

[placid sail]

Am I losing it again or tarkov man is saying "hi" like once an hour or so

[real tinsel]

no he doesn't

you've lost your mind, gotta cut on them sucrose

[stone blade]

what

[placid sail]

goddamit where are my meds

[stone blade]

who

[placid sail]

escape from hello

[stone blade]

escape from Da.

[placid sail]

да

ayayaya, puerto rico

[stone blade]

💗

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/32jkp3

I've won. I did it.

[real tinsel]

i liked that ice age clip where he finally gets the nut

especially his reaction after eating it

just looked around, scratched his head, then looked around for a second more and ran away

[placid sail]

such is the nature of pursuing material needs and desires

there would be no grand finale, just a bit of head scratching

[glad kelp]

While in a game it says "the end(?)"

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aj2pZGd7hk8

oh he looks at the nut first, then looks around

[glad kelp]

like dead cells

[real tinsel]

if Scrat was a human, after eating the nut he would start thinking "was that...it? I've been chasing this nut for 20 years and all i got was...this? What am i doing with my life"

[stone blade]

instead

scrat is just happy to have his nut

be like scrat

appreciate the little things in life

[placid sail]

and would go looking for another, even bigger and tastier nut, because pursuing the nut was the happiest and most intense moments of his life, and without it, he's lost and without a cause

[stone blade]

ty for coming to my red talk

[stone blade]

ted

[stone blade]

no such stuff in tarkov

[narrow lotus]

Tarkov voip

[stone blade]

you die, well get fucked skill issue

[real tinsel]

this is the only page i'm gonna miss

[real tinsel]

in rising storm 2 if enemy wins teammates blame each other

even when there's a piece of shit who is using a rapid fire cheat and shooting 20 bullets a second with a sniper rifle

[ashen yacht]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/766894587766767616/959954485319467048/cheater.mp4

Young Slavic boys don't like me on rust.

[real tinsel]

BEGI BEGI

[placid sail]

ahhh

enjoyable death of little shits

[real tinsel]

ah my favorite part of open world survival games

[ashen yacht]

What does begi begi mean

[placid sail]

run run

[ashen yacht]

Lol

Ty

[real tinsel]

since my pc can't run rust properly, i did this in unturned where it's filled with kids

[placid sail]

to his fellow little shit, I presume

[ashen yacht]

I had just woken up. Wipe was the day before. These little shits kept coming to my base.

[real tinsel]

wipe was the day before and you already have tons of stuff?

how many hours a day do you play

[ashen yacht]

If depends on the wipe.

This was a small one. We didn't play much.

[placid sail]

I played rust only once and I think I've never met such level of agrression, rudeness and pointless stupid violence anywhere else since then

[ashen yacht]

All my friends are older like me. We all have jobs and families.

So we don't play all day like the kids that play rust.

I play to fuck with people

[real tinsel]

i just realized is that a hotdog pistol

[ashen yacht]

Yes.

And eoka.

An*

https://youtu.be/W1B0oF6Te4U

The female in the video is my wife.

[placid sail]

yo your wife is a streamer nice

[real tinsel]

why is he yelling

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[placid sail]

who fucking doesn't in this cursed game

[real tinsel]

why is this game's minimum gpu requirement gtx 750 ti

and recommended is 1050 ti wtf

[real tinsel]

do people even play it seriously?

[ashen yacht]

Cause it has varying graphical levels.

[real tinsel]

aside from kids and teenagers of course

[ashen yacht]

Yes.

I know adults who take it very seriously

It's sad.

[real tinsel]

yeah

[ashen yacht]

I used to be when I first got addicted.

https://streamable.com/sp2hg5

[placid sail]

it's not "open world survival game", it's " let's pit some bunch of assholes together in a world solely designed for violence, surely something other than it will come out in the end "

[ashen yacht]

https://streamable.com/g8w9oc

[ashen yacht]

My wife makes art galleries.

[real tinsel]

about 5 years ago or something i used to play cs go almost every day but didn't take it that serious. I played with a team of other azeris and as always i wasn't playing seriously and was just joking around. Some guy who was a REAL try hard got annoyed that i wasn't playing serious and found my facebook account and literally threatened me. Wanted to fight me irl

and the guy was almost at his 30s

sounded like late 20s-early 30s

[placid sail]

under the constant vigil of you or your clan, otherwise that shit would have been destroyed faster than you can say "беги"

[placid sail]

tbh there isn't much incentive needed for a stereotypical young caucasian boy to throw fists with somebody

[real tinsel]

i see you've had your fair share of caucasian boy fights

[placid sail]

he might as well disliked your hairstyle