🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

well, as usual, everything seems ordinary and fun, and then I'm in a fucking gay bar watching a drag queen show

it was actually fun, though

[heady crow]

Seems like a blast atleast

[placid sail]

and the club is much more chill and nice

[heady crow]

Bz gonna become a resident visitor of the local drag queen scene? Pagman

[placid sail]

if you ever need to go to the club, but without fighting the monkeys and harassment and overall shittiness of humanity, go to a gay club, they really are more civil and cool for that

[placid sail]

a little souvenir

a friend who took us there said Kassandra ain't shit, but I strongly disagree

sigh, now I have to work

[glad kelp]

"Brrrrrrrt"

[placid sail]

why

[glad kelp]

Why xd

[upbeat bobcat]

Suki blit

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-alert-siren-alarm-red-light-gif-16931369

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ty1siwFfJIo

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831345923120431135/973677825846542346/nice_wallpaper.mp4

||alert slightly cursed||

[upbeat bobcat]

Can't unsee

[ashen yacht]

yoooooo

gimme some

[minor fjord]

I want pelmeni so much right now

[glad kelp]

Whatever this is i want it

[ashen yacht]

I lived and worked in Brooklyn NY for many years and the Eastern European population there is pretty large. We had full on eastern european supermarkets with everything and anything we wanted. Plus all the local restaurants and such. I miss it dearly.

[placid sail]

it is manti

type of dumpling, very tasty

[ashen yacht]

meat or veg?

oh snap they turkish dumplings

[glad kelp]

Looks like it

[placid sail]

you see that little stem of cooked dough on top of it? you hold it by it and either bite it carefully (not the best way) or just eat all in one go

better to just eat it all at once, because there's a lot of tasty juice inside which can spill if you just bite instead

damn, eating porridge rn suddenly became almost an insult

[placid sail]

usually meat

[glad kelp]

Yay

P r o t e i n s

[placid sail]

I think I saw manti with pumpkin once? but yeah, caucasians love meat a lot

[ashen yacht]

yeah ive had dumplings with pumpkin and meat before. So good

[glad kelp]

I read that as "miami pumpkin"

XD

[grizzled meadow]

It's correct, you have stuff to do

[real tinsel]

i finally did the riddle stuff

and my cpu fan shat itself

it stopped working and my cpu got to 100c

i realized this after smelling some burning shit

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

nigma you bloody rascal

[placid sail]

riddle me this, batman: why is your computer on fire?

[real tinsel]

when i give it a little boost it starts spinning again

now every time i turn on my pc i have to give my cpu fan a spin for it to start working

[placid sail]

my prior issue with the cooler just ceased one day

no strange sounds, temperature is okay

I successfully ignored the problem away

[real tinsel]

that's how i deal with life

just ignore everything and they eventually fix themselves

cpu temp is a bit below 50c now

computer saved

good thing my gpu fan didn't stop because i was playing arkham knight

gpu would be in flames right now

[placid sail]

or become a catastrophe later

[real tinsel]

yeah that too

[stone blade]

a mimir

[heady crow]

Kinda wet here

[devout patio]

Cringe

[placid sail]

why don't you just turn off the notifications?

you'll get one if you're pinged personally or by mass pings

and everything else goes silent

[glad kelp]

You need more servers

[devout patio]

No

[stone blade]

кринге

[devout patio]

I dont get notifs from any of these but like one

All of those are mass pings

[placid sail]

y-you gotta slow down on them servers chief

[unique dew]

Whats that song name cant seem to find it

[placid sail]

here ya go

https://youtu.be/mj-v6zCnEaw

[unique dew]

May the monolith bless you brother

[placid sail]

LET THE BASS KICK O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A

[placid sail]

[ashen yacht]

you're welcome

[stone blade]

IT ISN'T

IT JUST ISN"T

[pastel quartz]

(almost) same vibe

[placid sail]

Bruno is Clear Sky, confirmed

doxxed

https://youtu.be/jsQuMgCgnKA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791823242536026123/972288265749168138/DreamedGifs2.mp4

[glad kelp]

Me when radiation

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LRNWr6EJJk

[glad kelp]

Pfff-
That's like the next thing that came to my mind but damn

[scenic sable]

Nothing beats Little V Mills.

[stone blade]

me and who

[pastel quartz]

stockless gauss rifle

[devout patio]

Fuck my wrists

[grizzled meadow]

ARE YOU RE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-

[minor fjord]

that;s gold

[grizzled meadow]

Shazam app

[real tinsel]

falco very rude

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMehxC7CROM

[grizzled meadow]

🔥

[grizzled meadow]

I was just suggesting a good app

I've used it for that song and it worked

[real tinsel]

falconello tonight your pizza dinner will have mango on it

that'll teach you some manners

[real tinsel]

nope

i just read the article it gives you dumbass suit

not wasting another 50 hours for a damn suit

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

if it was white, i'd think about it. But it's golden which is the shittiest color

white suit with a red bat logo would look really cool

maybe throw in a little bit of futuristic design and perfection

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/yOZaliaA8Gg

I, too, was once a victim of the well done cult

but now I'm in a much better place

[glad kelp]

I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS WTF

I just got off youtube and see it AGAIN

[devout patio]

Sending my ex cursed images to ruin her mental state

Big based

[glad kelp]

Gud

[upbeat bobcat]

All i hear is hazmat

[upbeat bobcat]

Just to be clear, I'm not in your walls

[glad kelp]

Hoes mad

[modern elbow]

https://youtu.be/zMehxC7CROM

Tactical upgrade kits be like

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/_oaIpAvsEaQ

https://youtu.be/R9ZIb4bTv84

[stone blade]

Good morning fellow brainfart members

to the others just hi 😒

[upbeat bobcat]

🤨 ivan, your name backwards is navi, so cool

[real tinsel]

i, however, very much am

[zenith grove]

its actually kind of chilling when khaa says he is in people's walls

[real tinsel]

i never actually thought about it thoroughly, i just thought it's funny

now that i think about it, if i found someone in my walls i'd probably shit myself

[zenith grove]

we should call the walls police

its not that deep dont worry, i know its a big funny joke

[real tinsel]

i'm in your walls catto

[zenith grove]

please no

[real tinsel]

i'm inside your keyboard

[zenith grove]

is it comfy in there ?

[real tinsel]

no

not at all

[zenith grove]

[real tinsel]

women be womening

[upbeat bobcat]

Wemenining

[haughty slate]

i hate women so much its unreal
love from Kazakhstan

[stone blade]

khaa get out of my walls

let's have a coffee

Good day friends

except the French

[zenith grove]

rude

[random rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/909519121627103232/974117103940538428/F_R_E_N_C_H.mp4

[silk oracle]

We are such an intellectual community

[zenith grove]

why you calling us out

[real tinsel]

ivan you beautiful mongus

you spoke my language

[stone blade]

Yes.

[real tinsel]

leave a coffee for me next to one of your walls

[stone blade]

i will kha

[real tinsel]

isn't that the bot that bans people

[silk oracle]

You must be thinking of Carl. Carl is evil, Pancake is good

[real tinsel]

it took me 3 watches to realize this isn't oblivion

[random rapids]

Bruh.

[silk oracle]

Quite the contrary, I am applauding us

[real tinsel]

it's pancake

[zenith grove]

pancake only follows orders

[real tinsel]

pancake is the unstable funny guy of this server

sometimes he makes jokes the other times he stabs people

[zenith grove]

but pancake is a nice bot

[random rapids]

He is simply a pawn in this chess game of a world.

[real tinsel]

he is a soulless creature

[random rapids]

Good soldiers follow orders.

[real tinsel]

i remember pancake muting me twice but the messages have been removed apparently

[zenith grove]

or maybe it never happened

[real tinsel]

no it did

i think

i don't know my memories are all messed up anyway. Maybe it did or maybe it was another one of my delusions

[zenith grove]

it happened, but that does not mean it happened

[upbeat bobcat]

I kinda remember the name shadowshell, what happened

[zenith grove]

being an ass and calling everyone some toxic names and political shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Hot

[zenith grove]

i have a more accurate title, annoying

at least having to deal with his shit was annoying, maybe its funny to some others

[upbeat bobcat]

We have different jobs, you are the one who has to be careful judging things. I'm just a 🥔

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[real tinsel]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[real tinsel]

hehe

p!chameleon

racist bot

[real tinsel]

memes he posted were funny but he was too arrogant

[real tinsel]

it's like that man couldn't write a single sentence without "i am based" in it

[real tinsel]

i actually like this song

[glad kelp]

He was an asshole anyways

So yeah, thanks pancake ❤️

[real tinsel]

i don't think he did anything to deserve that

he wasn't being an asshole towards anyone as far as i remember

he was just too edgy and arrogant

[glad kelp]

Yeah

And that was on him

[placid sail]

https://www.space.com/event-horizon-telescope-milky-way-discovery-webcasts

yooo we found aliens poggers

[stone blade]

none of these mfs know I'm schizophrenic
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/974260320283525130/unknown.png

[real tinsel]

what is it

and yes i did read

[placid sail]

if I tell you now, you will tell everyone, and the boys won't be able to make a huge announcement because of you

duh

[real tinsel]

nooo

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Source+cars_514165_9563306.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/974168898159140954/v12044gd0000c9os6lrc77u66a1n8sjg.mp4

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/q7R9gYEilgI

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeguGa2EpL8

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMcTVkYVqA

[real tinsel]

my cat just brought a mouse in her mouth

mom didn't let her go inside the house though. She's just waiting outside the window with a mouse in her mouth

"I have brought you a gift, featherless biped. Let me in, accept my gift. Let us feast upon this dead creature together"

[placid sail]

awww, catto is feeding you :3

[real tinsel]

she's gone now

left the mouse right next to the door

man i feel bad now

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357184888908021760/974258909831376936/28d9edb8497502f3e03304402975fe001579fc82f9d677368432e5af36237a06_1.mp4

[placid sail]

oh shit magic catto

[placid sail]

no time to wait for the response, sigma cat grind calls

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783379517791404042/974234296393031680/m1_garand_ping.MP4

[grizzled meadow]

A repost, to be sure, but a welcome one.

Thank you Discord on mobile for not letting me use my favorite gifs

[modern elbow]

oops

welp

[grizzled meadow]

This meme goes very hard

[grizzled meadow]

Women ☕

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it is

[grizzled meadow]

@narrow lotus

[real tinsel]

they didn't say which kinda spells

[placid sail]

special bilingual meme (fr*nch-accessible)

[real tinsel]

maybe it casted the "be upon you no more hunger, tummy fill-fill forever" spell

[real tinsel]

bz11k we're the only members of brainfart who know russian

[placid sail]

yeah, so?

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[real tinsel]

awww was it for me

[placid sail]

yes

[real tinsel]

i feel so special

[placid sail]

and the fr*nch

[real tinsel]

bz11k loves me

french don't exist

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

i made them up to piss french haters off

[placid sail]

but the pictures

[real tinsel]

i made them in paint

[placid sail]

eiffel tower, baguette

[real tinsel]

i built them from clay and potato white thing

[placid sail]

Ratatouille?

[real tinsel]

potato starch

[placid sail]

THAT'S A MOVIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN POTATO STARCH YOU LUNATIC

[real tinsel]

you don't want to know that one

[placid sail]

YES I DO

[real tinsel]

no i was talking about this

potato white thing

i remembered it's called starch

[placid sail]

it's a cult classic!

[real tinsel]

the cult were paid actors

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-i-dont-believe-you-smoking-gif-13523062

[real tinsel]

i do

i think i'm right

[placid sail]

yeah and you also live in walls

[real tinsel]

yeah but i moved out, attics have more space

[placid sail]

highly contested area in urban livingspaces

you will have fend off junkies and hobos every night

[real tinsel]

i call them food

[placid sail]

maybe you wouldn't have believed France isn't real if you had eaten a proper diet!

[real tinsel]

hey you didn't have to expose me like that

[placid sail]

yes I do! I won't normalise you eating hobos, it's both unethical and unhealthy!

[real tinsel]

i'll start eating the rich then

[placid sail]

at least have a week or two of healthy people only once in a while

[real tinsel]

they have drugs in them too but also a bunch of other nutritional stuff

[placid sail]

target woke people

i think they tend to have a healthy diet

[real tinsel]

i'm suffering from enough paranoia already

[placid sail]

and, well, yeah, they're all on crack, you're not escaping that part

[real tinsel]

all those paranoious nerves will have an effect on me

[placid sail]

that's.... not how

this is some African aboriginal cannibal level shit

one day you'll figure out that eating non-paranoid people will make you non-paranoid and start eating innocent

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-ultratime-gif-25562921

[real tinsel]

if i eat everyone i become ultimate human

[placid sail]

so mostly fearful, arrogant, hateful, ignorant?

[real tinsel]

yes but i'll also be really big

[placid sail]

i.e. obese?

since most of americans, and many of people from Asia are obese

[narrow lotus]

Hahaha mine kills me if i touch him alot

[real tinsel]

no. Since humans are meat, they're mostly protein. Which means if i eat 8 billion people i'll have the sickest build ever

[placid sail]

or you gonna fart yourself to death

one or the other, for sure

[real tinsel]

i had one that would bite your finger off if you dare got your finger anywhere near her

she also murdered her husband

we isolated her from other birds after that

[placid sail]

that's brutal

[real tinsel]

metal bird

[real tinsel]

does that make a difference though?

i mean i'm eating their meat after all

[placid sail]

yes, from the "steal the power" standpoint, you'll become obese too

[real tinsel]

i'll let the obese live then

only healthy people will be in my ultimate build diet

[placid sail]

from the nutritional value standpoint, you'll get obese too, and probably something worse

enjoy eating like

three people in total

from the whole planet

[real tinsel]

why

i'm pretty sure 8 billion aren't all obese people

[placid sail]

the third one turned out to be a fucking liar, actually, so it's only two now

you said "healthy", that's the different story~

[real tinsel]

fuck it i'm eating gorillas

[placid sail]

good fucking luck

they're going to smack your ass to next century

[real tinsel]

i read somewhere that there's a kind of bear that if you eat its meat you die of heart attack

[placid sail]

polar bear, I think

or probably all

I dunno, I vaguely remember something about their liver being very poisonous

[real tinsel]

so if you throw away the liver you can eat a bear?

[placid sail]

probably? you better research that topic beforehand

also, good fucking luck again, they're gonna bust you too

[real tinsel]

harpoon

[placid sail]

he'll just gonna catch it and throw it back right at you

[real tinsel]

that's badass as fuck

i'd let him kill me

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/bH0h-C21ZKI

dramatic reconstruction of the event

https://youtu.be/8RkL3Em9uqk

[real tinsel]

you can grab people in skyrim vr?

i must get one

[placid sail]

apparently so

[real tinsel]

i need a vr set and a skyrim vr

time to launch onlyfans

[placid sail]

you need this

[real tinsel]

bald caucasian mustache man will do anything for 20$

[placid sail]

shorturl.at/svRU4

[real tinsel]

i forgot that existed

[placid sail]

that's why you need it

[placid sail]

I used to think that VR is just a niche entertainment gimmick for rich with no actual good games to play

[real tinsel]

it was

lately it isn't anymore

they released some real good games for vr

[placid sail]

but after some recent experience with it, I understand that VR is actually a niche entertainment gimmick for the rich, but there are actually some very fun game to play with

[real tinsel]

my favorite one so far is boneworks

blade and sorcery is really good too

[placid sail]

don't remember the name of the one I've liked, we played it coop with some friends, it's kind of like a TD, you're an archer how shoots waves of orks, ogres and dragons who marches from start to finish

[stone blade]

I used to think the french didn't exist , sadly they do

nah im kidding

Kidding

[placid sail]

and you can cast spell arrows with different effect from time to time, change positions by shooting a desired one, and you have to dodge thrown axes by ducking from time to time, it was very fun

[glad kelp]

What's happening?

French?

[stone blade]

FRENCH!!!

[placid sail]

oh and also Ragnarock was fun, but I sucked ass at it

[glad kelp]

Paińe?

Bread

:>

[placid sail]

okay, okay stop the commotion, nothing's happening here. French are not real. Disperse, be on your way.

[glad kelp]

Aldo in the background: approaching noises

Anyways hru

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIeZBSINvY

this is where i found blade and sorcery

[real tinsel]

is french even a real word?

[placid sail]

if he takes me down, people will get suspicious, they'll know that the jug is up, he can't risk that

[real tinsel]

sounds more like a made up word

guess who made it up?

can't guess? no? me, i made it up

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[real tinsel]

and you all believed it

with you bagel towers and paines and pizzas

[glad kelp]

yeah well him being french doesn't change much anyways, except maybe his professional cooking?

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luce7L1V4ac

[glad kelp]

Bro what is this o-o

[real tinsel]

STOP POSTING THIS

[glad kelp]

WDYM

WHY

[upbeat bobcat]

Saw it while ago

[real tinsel]

stop

[glad kelp]

I will

[placid sail]

it's like the homunculus posting all over again

shit used to be popular meme in our parts

[upbeat bobcat]

ngl we gotta send this thing to space

[placid sail]

haha get fucked unknown stellar civilisation which is doomed to be the prey of evolved banana

[upbeat bobcat]

Pls banana chan enslave us

[placid sail]

M̴̢̒A̷̛̐K̴͒͒É̴̅ ̶̄̈Ȗ̴̅S̸̋̅ ̴͐̀W̸̓͘H̷̾̕O̴͑͊L̶̐͐E̴̐͂ ̵͂̐B̶͇̈A̸͌͂N̴̾͠A̴͂̀N̶͗͝Ầ̷ ̶͒̕C̷̿̂H̸͌̿Å̴̇N̴̑̓

[glad kelp]

Winchester 1887

[real tinsel]

let me taste the bananussy

[glad kelp]

The "terminator" shotgun

Grok should try and add it maybe

[real tinsel]

pretty sure that belongs in #old-feedback-suggestions

[glad kelp]

Thanks

[real tinsel]

i don't think grok ever checks our little cave of most deranged people of gamma

[glad kelp]

I mean he said he checks everything lmao

[real tinsel]

really?

he makes minimum 2 announcements a day, at least 4-5 updates a day and he still checks every channel?

does that man control time or something

[placid sail]

your deranged posts in brainfart are the only thing that keeps him going

[real tinsel]

awww he's like my batman

and i'm his joker

i think

lucky for him i have being beat up kink

[glad kelp]

Aha

[upbeat bobcat]

you wish

[real tinsel]

aw

bz11k can i be your joker

[placid sail]

yeah I've got enough of my own antics, I'm good, thanks

[real tinsel]

i'll be my own joker then

[placid sail]

also sounds like you're neglecting your husband again

[real tinsel]

i have a what

my husband likes bruno more

[placid sail]

oh my god you slut

stop breaking falco's heart

[real tinsel]

they're probably fishing together right now as we're talking

[placid sail]

YEAH WELL

if you'd remember you have a husband that probably wouldn't happen!

[real tinsel]

IT WOULD HAVE

he liked bruno more since the beginning

[placid sail]

that's, like, your opinion man!

how can you know for sure?

is falco bruno's husband?

[real tinsel]

no but he did send him nudes

[placid sail]

no, he's your husband! that's something important!

[placid sail]

yeah well bruno just envy you

[real tinsel]

holy shit i just realized something

this is bruno's first message in this server

this is mine

we joined the server like with one day difference

[real tinsel]

pf

yea

pff

[real tinsel]

you've been here before all of us

weird after reading kompot i started smelling kompot

[placid sail]

I am Grok's account for shitposting

[real tinsel]

cherry flavored too

[real tinsel]

ahhh

so grok does really control time

otherwise he couldn't do all that and still find time to talk with me here

[glad kelp]

After hearing kompot i am thirsty for sum

[real tinsel]

KVASS

[glad kelp]

Kvass, god

I never had any..

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-u-cum-keanu-reeves-meme-gif-19406599

[glad kelp]

Oh wait, i did

Just very less

[real tinsel]

man they don't sell kvass near me. I have to go all the way to where my ex lives to get kvas

[heady crow]

Close

Took legit 6 mins to send that jesus

[real tinsel]

because i jerked myself off

[real tinsel]

damn

[glad kelp]

Damn...xd

[heady crow]

For once my internet is worse than yalls

[real tinsel]

okay finnish

[placid sail]

beautiful finnish society: no cars, no jobs, no commotion, just people embracing the nature day and night, like God intended

I wonder how he plays stalker though

[gloomy roost]

c r o c s

Nice

[heady crow]

Prayge

[heady crow]

Ye i wish i brought crocs too

Bcs yesterday went mostly like this

[gloomy roost]

Gotta get dem xenomorph crocs

[glad kelp]

Imagine if it were sunny and it were like tis

[stone blade]

he knew the secret of woods

and then came another

only known to few by the name

woodsvan

a mysterious feller to say the least

[real tinsel]

i knew him

he was a very cute little guy

[stone blade]

what

[real tinsel]

wink

[gloomy roost]

Mans going for the bad ending

Or was it only Dishonored 2 with multi endings?

[real tinsel]

nope dishonored 1 has too

[ashen yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344284903455719424/974351950164422687/PXL_20220512_164549160.mp4

you're welcome

[grizzled meadow]

No, this is mine.

[placid sail]

can't have shit in brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Paint skill 10000000000%

[grizzled meadow]

He checks everything, yes, like me

He just doesn't intervene if not needed

[grizzled meadow]

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!!!
https://youtu.be/kujo7V9m0gk

[grizzled meadow]

HOOK, LINE AND SINKER

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ5I2UmxI4s

[placid sail]

not exactly knowledgeable enough about nintendo, but Reggie always seemed like a cool guy

[grizzled meadow]

He was the definition of based

You can't simply work for Nintendo and say so lightly "kick your ass"

The absolute madman

I miss him dearly, Iwata as well

[placid sail]

"we need a cool gaijin to communicate with these western animals"

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-reggie-vs-iwata-reggie-fils-aime-satoru-fight-gif-24920256

[grizzled meadow]

We can say goodbye to this Nintendo

[upbeat bobcat]

Nintendo was never dear to me anyways. If only they would do regional pricing.

[grizzled meadow]

On Switch you can buy from any shop you want

Like you can set the shop in another part of the world and pay less

[upbeat bobcat]

About that, even Switch Lite was more expensive than PS4 Pro

And I won't be able to pay less atm wherever I set my region I suppose.

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/C00KN89hbog

[grizzled meadow]

Why not? You can

It's an online thing since you buy on eShop

[upbeat bobcat]

Because when your money is shit, it doesn't matter

[grizzled meadow]

Another fellow russian I suppose?

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah

My money has been shit much longer than Russians

[grizzled meadow]

Well money = shit is basically Russia nowadays, you know

Where are you from then? If you want to disclose your location with the other brainfart brothers

[upbeat bobcat]

You seriously don't know where I'm from eh

I've shared plenty of time

[grizzled meadow]

I have already forgotten

[upbeat bobcat]

Close to Russia, much worse economy

Not that close but still

[grizzled meadow]

I remember khaaytil and Bruno (swedish I think), that's all

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh, you are really bad at remembering where people are

Brüno is Fin

Khaa is Azeri

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah that's how much racist I am I don't even care where you're from, we're all friends or family in here

https://youtu.be/-E8UewjBOQc

[upbeat bobcat]

And I'm just below Azerbaijan

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[glad kelp]

What's tis

[scenic sable]

The flag of East Germany.

[glad kelp]

I never saw it, huh

[upbeat bobcat]

Gamers go west

[scenic sable]

It was during the time when the Berlin wall was still up.

[glad kelp]

Ahh

[pastel quartz]

you never saw it because it 'ended' in 1990

[glad kelp]

I see

[scenic sable]

Unification of Germany happened '89 iirc.

[pastel quartz]

but i live where East Germany used to have it's territory

the flag was used up until 1990 before official reforms @scenic sable

so like, for almost 2 months longer after the Wall fell

[scenic sable]

Makes sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXRDeuZIqU

An underrated anthem imo.

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/fiOQ2b46q7Y

this is also pretty cool, German but with russian tact

[stone blade]

tarkov players fighting over which attachments are better

[upbeat bobcat]

All of them are shit

Stock guns are best

[stone blade]

play with stock guns
learn to aim

embrace traditional iron sights

embrace SKILL

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/9LWYBy3qPrs

this should be canon

[stone blade]

thats me when listening to thesong

I love it

i still dont know anything about the game

what is it about

[placid sail]

come on, Jack. show me a good dip!

[heady crow]

I would if tarkov devs were reasonable and removed visual recoil

[stone blade]

?

not remove it

just reduce it

again

highly trained soldiers

shoots 5.45
gun jumps like its .50bmg

[heady crow]

Nah just remove visual recoil

visual

Mfers head shoots up to the sky when shooting a ak-74n with iron sights

[placid sail]

I've come up with another question to ask complete strangers on the internet, if you don't mind

people of brainfart, what is your criteria of trust for a person? especially a new one in your life?

do you embrace a person once you've known them enough, or do keep your guard up until some certain conditions are met, or even keep it up at all times?

to specify, I am thinking mostly about irl situations: internet communication is a bit of a different beast in several aspects, it seems

[real tinsel]

Falco the intervener

[real tinsel]

i'm calling the mods

or you know what? You're absolutely fucked this time. I'm calling my mom

[real tinsel]

keep it up at all times

but lately i've been more open, so i don't keep it up as much

[placid sail]

was that your resolution before the whole ex's situation or after?

[gloomy roost]

Gotta have dem layers

[real tinsel]

keep your guard up until some certain conditions are met
this one mostly nowadays

[real tinsel]

before

my paranoia was way worse a few years ago

[placid sail]

so what are your conditions to trust a person nowadays?

[real tinsel]

if i'd met someone and they asked me for my name, i'd dodge as much as i can. If they'd keep asking i'd just come up with a random name that didn't even have same letters as my name

[real tinsel]

depends on what i'm trusting them for

[placid sail]

huh, well, a stranger asking for your name without context is indeed kinda strange

[placid sail]

huh?

[real tinsel]

like do you mean a friendship, romantic relationship, a fling, co-worker or something

can't give all of them the same kinda trust

[placid sail]

ah, I see

well, suppose it's just a new acquaintance of yours, whom you've met recently by some chance and had a great time with

what would be your criterias to start trusting said person?

[pastel quartz]

NOT THE NORMAL PILLS

[real tinsel]

to be honest i wouldn't trust them with anything more than basic stuff like my name and stuff

i'm not sure about criterias. I guess i just feel like i can trust someone. I don't know if i can verbalize how i feel it

[placid sail]

so, it's mostly intuitive, then? you trust somebody if you feel like it?

[real tinsel]

not entirely intuitive, there are some conditions too but i can't list them unless it's happening in real time

i kinda make up the conditions as i go

[placid sail]

yoo, dynamic conditions

[real tinsel]

i sent that link to my brother a few months ago. I never clicked it myself though

[placid sail]

okay, so, you, uhhh, weirdo from a job, you must ahhh

buy me a beer!

a good one!

[placid sail]

I'm watching a video about nikocado rn

[real tinsel]

man now that i think about it i was pretty fucked up a few years ago

not even that far either

in 2020

i think even in 2021

i either need to get this extreme paranoia checked or become a some sort of contract assassin

[placid sail]

well, at least it's nice to know that you've improved in a way since then, eh?

[real tinsel]

with the amount of paranoia i have i'd probably do a good job

[real tinsel]

yeah but very little

i became self-conscious mostly

[pastel quartz]

now you can watch videos from nikocado

[real tinsel]

i think watching videos about nikocado is better

[placid sail]

my man, contract assassin is too much of a hustle, there is a whole industry in post-soviet countries for people with extreme paranoia

[real tinsel]

like what

[placid sail]

please god no

[placid sail]

law enforcement agencies!

[real tinsel]

i did think about that to be honest

[placid sail]

or, to be precise

Federal Security Service

[pastel quartz]

welcome to #🎪bruh-fart here we have bz11k and khaaytil talking

[real tinsel]

yes it's indeed me, the khaaytil and bz11k talking

[placid sail]

hey, I've asked a public question

[pastel quartz]

you're not the khaaytil

you're a skinwalker

[real tinsel]

no no no i am the khaaytil

[pastel quartz]

no you're not

skinwalker

[real tinsel]

more like a wall-walker

because i'm inside your walls

[pastel quartz]

show yourself

i am not afraid

[real tinsel]

i am

[pastel quartz]

you are afraid?

pff

pussy

get off my walls

[real tinsel]

no

come get me off

[pastel quartz]

where are you

[real tinsel]

in your walls

[pastel quartz]

i mean like what wall

in what room

[real tinsel]

find it

[pastel quartz]

I'm lazy

[real tinsel]

no clues

search for it yourself

[pastel quartz]

i will put glory hole's in my house

and put my dick in them

[real tinsel]

fine by me

[pastel quartz]

gay ah mf

[real tinsel]

and i'll put my dick inside your dick

[pastel quartz]

thanks

i will piss on my walls

and throw shit at them

[real tinsel]

that's very unsanitary

[pastel quartz]

yes

you will catch many diseases

and die in my walls

[real tinsel]

have them all

[pastel quartz]

show me your medical papers

showing you have it

i will put one of these in my walls

and you will explode

[real tinsel]

here

[real tinsel]

i eat these for breakfast

this one isn't a joke i actually eat them for breakfast

green ones though not the red ones. Red ones aren't that tasty

[pastel quartz]

eat the red one

[real tinsel]

nah not tasty

i like those small green ones

[pastel quartz]

do you have Vaginal Genterarous-ont VI 9?

[real tinsel]

probably

[pastel quartz]

ok

so

later I'll get you off my walls

not now since I'm busy

doin ur mom!!

[real tinsel]

you're not doing anyone you're sitting on your gaming chair chatting with me

you can't fool me

i'm in your walls

[pastel quartz]

i am on the couch

with my brother and stepmother

watching tv

[real tinsel]

see i told you you can't fool me

exposed yourself loser

[pastel quartz]

i did fool you

because i am lying

[real tinsel]

no i fooled you

so am i

[pastel quartz]

lol

I am sitting on my room with the pc my school gave me

since you're inside my walls

tell me what's the desktop wallpaper

and what things i have installed

[real tinsel]

it's me doing your mom

[pastel quartz]

false

it's default one

[real tinsel]

look again

[pastel quartz]

i looked6

still default

[real tinsel]

okay look one more time

[pastel quartz]

how many times I've tried to download stalker mods and failed?

[pastel quartz]

still same

[real tinsel]

3 and a half

[real tinsel]

shit

okay how about now

[pastel quartz]

false, its 28

yes i counted

and i meant total

[real tinsel]

that's a lot wow

[pastel quartz]

actually with this im including cracked official stalker

there's a Russian band called pussy riot

wtf

[real tinsel]

bz11k explain

[pastel quartz]

true

bee zee eleven kay needs to explain

[placid sail]

you're supposed to know who that is

[real tinsel]

huh i always read it bziik

like bzeek

[pastel quartz]

yea i also read it that way because i hate the number 11

because im always confusing my birthday with day 7 and 11

fuck 11

[placid sail]

it's a protest group which was popular back in the day when not all opposition got killed, imprisoned and deported

[pastel quartz]

all the voices in my head hate 11

[placid sail]

they made flashy performances which denounced putin and his regime

[pastel quartz]

yes tv just talked about that 1 minute ago i just wanted to know who they are

[placid sail]

you read it as intended

[real tinsel]

and then they magically disappeared

[pastel quartz]

i just saw the most Swedish mf

bald blue eyes beard and blonde

[placid sail]

well, not magically disappeared, they got threatened, imprisoned, sued, fined, all that good shit

and then they just faded away

[real tinsel]

did they get the butilka

[pastel quartz]

the vocalist escaped Russia with a uber eats disguise or something lmao

[pastel quartz]

they got the anomalous bolt artifact

and they bribed the military

[real tinsel]

pretty sure they got the butilka

[pastel quartz]

idk what that is

[real tinsel]

all the way up

like, all the way

the entire butilka

[pastel quartz]

what is a butilka

[placid sail]

it was a time when opposition didn't get the whole butilka yet

[real tinsel]

the thing you put water in

uhh

bottle

[pastel quartz]

water bottle

[placid sail]

at least the ones who were popular in media, and pussy riot was popular

even westerners knew about their shenanigans

[placid sail]

glass bottle

policemen from the provinces prefer champagne

[real tinsel]

classy

i prefer wine

[pastel quartz]

I prefer walter

[real tinsel]

waltar

[pastel quartz]

Walter

[placid sail]

federal penitentiary service prefer floor mops, as it turned out

you know, the handle part

[real tinsel]

damn that's next level

[pastel quartz]

i prefer toz bolt action shotguns

[pastel quartz]

nah a random Brazilian police movie used a floor mop handle

[real tinsel]

you mean the whole thing?

[pastel quartz]

and by random i mean the only popular Brazilian movie outside

[real tinsel]

brazilians are crazy man

[pastel quartz]

police is as well armed as the criminals

become Brazilian

[placid sail]

I don't think that's anatomically possible without severe damage or death, so I guess not

[gloomy roost]

Kha you very often visit people's walls but what about the ceilings and sweet succulent house meat

[placid sail]

you can look for the leaks yourself, they're probably still somewhere on the internet

[pastel quartz]

my house has good meat

[pastel quartz]

ready up jesse we are dropping in tilted

[pastel quartz]

yea i play tarkov

[grizzled meadow]

"How can you tell?"

[upbeat bobcat]

Aaaand here I was trying to cover up all the SPT marking while sharing, not sure if Discord TOS has anything against it but SPT is by no means a legal modification, careful there.

[scenic sable]

Is that thing an actual attachment to the firearm?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[scenic sable]

[haughty slate]

the combination of the two worst things ever
anime catgirls and peep sights

[winter estuary]

You better believe it

[scenic sable]

[pastel quartz]

[winter estuary]

[heavy spindle]

[pastel quartz]

spt
based

[glad kelp]

What is this heresy

I swear to god

Watching anime is still ok

It existing as attachment is NOT

Fucking simps

[winter estuary]

I will say, they offer no tactical advantage whatsoever. Purely for meme value.

In all actuality, it's a detriment to the weapon. I can't see a god damn thing to the left of me.

[pastel quartz]

But Hipfire is meta

and way more Accurate

[winter estuary]

who needs meta when you can be a rat fuck

[glad kelp]

XD

[glad kelp]

This is relatable

[glad kelp]

Okay well then it's really understandable xd

[pastel quartz]

that'd be the game of the decade but..

Bethesda kinda shitty these days

and who knows what they do with Skyrim 6

[haughty slate]

i would assume new vegas 2 would be made by obsidian again

buuuut they're pretty shit these days too

[pastel quartz]

the only game studios worth noting are all Indy

=new games

no reboots

or sequels

[stone blade]

I got a good score :D

on aram but still

i dont play twitch too often

holy shit is he fun

[stone blade]

forkini

[real tinsel]

don't think i want to watch butilkas inserted into people's anuses

at least not in the morning

[stone blade]

BUTILKA

[real tinsel]

BUTILKA

[real tinsel]

that's not simping crystal you need to get your internet words right

[glad kelp]

Xd

[real tinsel]

obsidian doesn't have the same writers anymore

[stone blade]

DA

[real tinsel]

i think they don't have a majority of people who worked on new vegas in their employment anymore

[real tinsel]

very nice ivan

[upbeat bobcat]

We can see that in outer worlds, story is eh but gameplay was shit, gunplay is horrible.

People thought it would be the new Fallout but it rather ended up a wannabe Borderlands kek

[real tinsel]

something tells me if they make a new vegas 2 it's going to have the same fate as saints row

[upbeat bobcat]

Some things are better as they are yeah

That's what probably Valve is scared of Half Life wise

[real tinsel]

yeah valve knows what they're doing with their titles

[upbeat bobcat]

It's been so long that they don't know what to do, it's probably gonna fail so hard.

[real tinsel]

what about alyx

i think valve is waiting for something else

[upbeat bobcat]

Isn't Alyx more of a engine and VR tech demo?

[real tinsel]

like vr but much more immersive type of vr

[real tinsel]

still has some story to it

[upbeat bobcat]

True

Prequel to HL2 right?

[real tinsel]

wait i thought it happens at the same time as hl2

[upbeat bobcat]

Huh

[real tinsel]

oh yeah it's a prequel. Takes place between hl1 and hl2

[upbeat bobcat]

not that past but still

[real tinsel]

5 years wow

how long have they been fighting combine then

[upbeat bobcat]

Hmm

[real tinsel]

was gordon sleeping those 20 years?

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe in hiding? I have no idea

I'm not strong with HL lore

[real tinsel]

yep he was sleeping

probably why in the beginning mr suitman says wake up mr gordon

[upbeat bobcat]

"Half-Life: Alyx

Five years before the events of Half-Life 2, the G-Man is captured by the Combine with methods yet to be specified and held in a floating prison called the Vault, which is powered by Vortigaunt energy to keep him contained. After he is freed by Alyx Vance, he pulls her into his dimension."

Getting succed

ye you right

Is there any discussion about this in Alyx I wonder

[real tinsel]

so the combine can wipe out earth's entire military, but can't kill a man with a crowbar

this is why it's the game of century

[upbeat bobcat]

He's a passive aggressive doom guy lmao

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/MCXv7mySigY

Lmaoo

[glad kelp]

Agreed

[stone blade]

I think my sports hall has a nuclear reactor

[real tinsel]

see what happens if you put screwdriver in

[stone blade]

I got radiation exposure

thx kha

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't let Vans sniff

[stone blade]

my man vans....

😭

[real tinsel]

who is this "Vans" person?

is he a commie spy?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/A5U8ypHq3BU

[upbeat bobcat]

A prophet

[real tinsel]

i did not end myself for another friday

great success

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

w3 troll looking ass

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaClEkFN9Ag

i did this in arkham city once from a 5 floor building and when i went down to check on the guy it said "unconscious"

these thugs have skulls made of tungsten

[placid sail]

either that, or... bats don't want you to think too much about what you're doing to the thugs

[real tinsel]

the detective mode is programmed to always show dead people as unconscious

[upbeat bobcat]

That's what I loved about the new movie, dude is literally beating to kill.

[real tinsel]

2016 batman did that too

i loved the warehouse scene

[placid sail]

some thug falls into meatgrinder accidentally, blood and gore everywhere

your visor shows "unconscious" on the biggest pile of ground meat

your hands are sweaty from this revelation

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/_90-lQrG72g

[real tinsel]

in the arkham series batman gets progressively more brutal too. In arkham knight he puts a militia's head under his car and threatens to crack his skull

[upbeat bobcat]

He watched too much Punisher lmao

Frank Castle is fucking insane

[placid sail]

every fucking new Batman gets darker and darker

[real tinsel]

my favorite part about arkham series has to be how their suits get more worn up after each mission

[placid sail]

had to turn brightness to maximum

[real tinsel]

in arkham city catwoman's suit gets worn up too

[upbeat bobcat]

Aaaand there goes the dark discussion, Kha is horny

[real tinsel]

they went the extra mile to make that instead of just ignoring her

[real tinsel]

why

i didn't say i want to fuck catwoman because her shoulder skin was showing

[upbeat bobcat]

It's fan service, they can't ignore her

[real tinsel]

i do want to fuck her but that wasn't the point of my text

[upbeat bobcat]

Go play dead or alive you stinky

[real tinsel]

like you don't wanna fuck catwoman

hypocrites

[placid sail]

Harley Quinn gang represent!

[real tinsel]

no she's too crazy for me

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/harley-quinn-dc-dc-comics-dc-harley-quinn-classic-harley-quinn-gif-24212913

[real tinsel]

see you're the one who has that gif at hand and i'm the one who's horny for some reason

[upbeat bobcat]

They did the max fan service with that harley scene in arkham knight

[placid sail]

"yeah, that one is nuts, I prefer the girl in a latex cat suit, looks sane to me"

[upbeat bobcat]

You make a mistake by trusting cat woman yeah

[placid sail]

mayo you horny fez

[upbeat bobcat]

Am I really

If I were, I'd post gachi

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-yes-yes-yes-oh-fo-sho-for-sure-nods-gif-12018369

[placid sail]

is that a threat

[upbeat bobcat]

No

[placid sail]

I feel like you're about to post it though

quickly browsing your 3 TB gachi cache

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/1_UtsjDQLhg

Nay, I'm not horney

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sumbrella-yes-you-is-gif-12471645

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/macdoesit-mac-nay-nay-bitch-machaizelli-kahey-gif-17956346

I finished ffxv for second time recently with the Royal Edition, saw almost everything there is lore wise. Feeling quite empty and sad, no horny.

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936091878082879529/974070721267503104/video008.mp4

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/310510896025698304/974444116027011072/1652315926931.webm

https://youtu.be/D_OKqz4eMgE

[ashen yacht]

dont do it

[real tinsel]

do it

[ashen yacht]

[heady crow]

Im not sure if the cat has accepted his fate of being drenched in ketchup or awaits it

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/974667791045128212/Rome_2_Motor_Chariot_comp.mp4

[silk oracle]

This is fucking amazing

I wanna try it so bad

[stone blade]

I did tarkov gaming on the train

I'm insane

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Enlisted+donkey_8249a2_9557514.mp4

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtC6XmH_19o

this is tarkov

BEFORE tarkov

[real tinsel]

i stopped playing stanley parable after the museum ending

just left the game and never launched it again

it's still installed however

[placid sail]

yeah I dropped it midway too

if there is even a midway in this game

[real tinsel]

https://youtu.be/8hsBrZgcWo4?t=303

this part

[devout patio]

Working from home now pog