🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

farewell pepe the frog

you will be missed

[devout patio]

Time to get therapy lads

I spent all weekend drunk as fuck and sleeping all day

[zenith grove]

why video no work?

[placid sail]

seems fine on my end

[zenith grove]

its bullying me then

[real tinsel]

change to another channel then come back to this

weird discord bug

[zenith grove]

i already tried

[real tinsel]

bloody immigrants

[zenith grove]

reinstall discord

[real tinsel]

it's all their fault

try now

[zenith grove]

[real tinsel]

okay it's still stuck

[zenith grove]

it wont work...

its fine

[real tinsel]

it reminded me of this

[placid sail]

fat_cat129

[real tinsel]

we're fatshaming now

fat

[placid sail]

how are you always making everything offensive and extremist, you maniac

[devout patio]

Finna use one of these

[zenith grove]

i know i am fat though, i have a mirror

[placid sail]

now I feel sed

frick you khaaytil

[zenith grove]

lol

i am just barely overweight actually, i am fine

[placid sail]

it's okay okay cat at least you won't die of unexpected slight hypothermia like I will

[zenith grove]

okay..

wear something for the cold ?

[real tinsel]

bones and flesh gang

[placid sail]

STICKS AND STONES WILL HURT MY BONES

AND YOUR WORDS ALSO OWIE

[devout patio]

Im gunna dip my face into a turbine

[zenith grove]

[devout patio]

Gunna turn myself into a noskin face

[real tinsel]

i'm like 90% sure you do meth

[placid sail]

stop bitching linus, I've told you drinking won't help

go hit up those chicks from snapchat or whatever your westerns are using

[devout patio]

No u

[real tinsel]

or do alcoholism

[placid sail]

DO NOT

[real tinsel]

that was my way of coping when i broke up

[placid sail]

khaaytil you slut

[zenith grove]

go drink some water

[real tinsel]

okh blody hel

spank me papa kosmonavt

[placid sail]

there is no escaping of the bad feelings that you have, trying to evade them completely will actually make it worse

you have acknowledge them, accept, to come to terms with them, and move on

[real tinsel]

sometimes an episode of alcoholism is a part of the progress

[placid sail]

NO IT IS NOT

[real tinsel]

okay then drugs

[placid sail]

alcohol literally damages neurous system!

[devout patio]

Retard i already said im trying to get therapy

[real tinsel]

jokes aside bz11k is actually right

[devout patio]

Talking to a therapist i went to in high school to see if my health insurance covered mental health stuff without me paying like 600$ a visit

[real tinsel]

yeah bz11k you dumbass

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-strangle-homer-bart-hurt-gif-16889632

[real tinsel]

jokes on you that's my kink

[placid sail]

goddamit

[heady crow]

with me maybe? 🥺

[real tinsel]

uh uhhhhh

[placid sail]

go on, you slut, spit in falco's face again

[real tinsel]

you two either learn to share me or i'm gonna leave both of you and sit on bz11k's hobo lap

he's gonna feed me vermishel boiled in vodka water

[heady crow]

gonna become the third wheel again sadge

[placid sail]

yeah nah don't need gamma discord's sloppy seconds thank you very much

[real tinsel]

no you can watch

[ashen yacht]

Assert dominance. Become the only wheel.

[placid sail]

sadge unicycle of loneliness

oh wait that's actually me

[ashen yacht]

I wouldn't know.

[placid sail]

nobody knows what it's like

to be a saaaaad man

[ashen yacht]

I did.

Now I'm happy man.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/break-glass-melissa-villaseñor-saturday-night-live-mad-angry-gif-16620612

[ashen yacht]

Stop drinking lots. Work on yourself. Become comfortable with yourself. Then you ready to meet someone.

[real tinsel]

how do they make this stuff to not cut your hand

[ashen yacht]

It's prop glass.

[real tinsel]

plastic?

[ashen yacht]

It can still cut you. Just way less likely.

[placid sail]

specially trained actor who is not a little bitch

https://tenor.com/view/man-spin-chair-break-dance-gif-15245224

[real tinsel]

how does that help it not cut your hand

[placid sail]

you still do but you're chill about it

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

I'm never gonna dance again cos guilty feet has got no rythm

[placid sail]

today was actually the first victory day for a long while when there was no this

how do you call it

[real tinsel]

i'm never gonna dance again the way i danced with youuu ouuu ouuuuuuu

[placid sail]

when you intentionally prevent the rainy weather

cos that probably needs some western stuff too

hehe

fucking helpless old geezer

[placid sail]

hell yeah legos

god they're so expensive

why everything is so expensive

[real tinsel]

i don't gaslight women they gaslight me

i do agree with the intimate relations with men part however

[placid sail]

what about legos

[real tinsel]

i don't have any

[placid sail]

sadge, me too

used to have a bionicle

that dog has more game than the whole brainfart

https://youtu.be/VelraBM4NZM

[real tinsel]

this seems like something you would only understand if you watched the show

[grizzled meadow]

Me

[real tinsel]

i didn't

[placid sail]

which I didn't

yes

[real tinsel]

but i like to keep it this way

no context feels funnier

[placid sail]

my galaxy brain helps me to contextualise that a picture with a man fucking a horse is funny

[real tinsel]

mine thinks it's disturbing

if roles were swapped then i suppose that would be funny

[heady crow]

emunclaw horse incident?

[placid sail]

I had to google that

now I am concerned about you, Bruno

[real tinsel]

you should be concerned about pretty much entirety of brainfart locals

[placid sail]

fair enough

[placid sail]

meooowrrrr

[real tinsel]

mngaa

[stone blade]

you know what I'll say

[real tinsel]

pepe posts are the ivan spawner

[stone blade]

^ so me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662307321665290240/973308607301038110/video_1.mp4

this is also me

[placid sail]

I may or may not have expected you to enjoy it

it is time to go get piss drunk yet again

for the glory of artztocka

[real tinsel]

it's almost 12

[placid sail]

so

[stone blade]

doesnt matter

GLORY TO ARZTOCKA

[real tinsel]

i usually drink in the morning

[stone blade]

you what

[real tinsel]

i drink in the morning

[stone blade]

damn

this mf insane in the membrane

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/RRnY2glPuCc

[real tinsel]

blody hel

alcohol makes me non-sleepy

if i drink at night can't sleep

[placid sail]

if I won't reply in three hours, please take me back home, khaaytil

adios

[real tinsel]

okay but you're paying for my plane ticket

[grizzled meadow]

This language is vaguely close to italian, so close that I could translate it

[stone blade]

MASCULU

[real tinsel]

what language is it

[grizzled meadow]

I don't actually remember it, I need to do some research

[stone blade]

a language close to italia

n

[real tinsel]

spanish

[stone blade]

spain doesn't exist

[grizzled meadow]

Thank ivan, I see you changed your name, very cool

No I don't think it's spanish

[real tinsel]

changed to what

[grizzled meadow]

He's back as ivan but the tarvovski is new

[real tinsel]

what was he before

[grizzled meadow]

8van 5kov aka 69van 420kov for me

[real tinsel]

he's been ivan tarkovski for like a month

[grizzled meadow]

It's a new account IIRC

[real tinsel]

falco did you add something to your gabagool

[grizzled meadow]

Translation of the video: "ah yes, in a man's house, a manly man, who keeps his macho being"

[stone blade]

xXxX69van420tarkovwoodsslayerXxXx

[stone blade]

i like ivan tarkovski

it fits

[real tinsel]

ivan from tarkov

[stone blade]

yes.

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel

I actually didn't know about this...

@upbeat bobcat

[upbeat bobcat]

That's nice

[grizzled meadow]

Do you recommend it?

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean sure

if it works

I never tried it

Last time I've played the game, it was August 2015 and I had GTX 970, don't even remember how it ran in general apart from stutters.

[grizzled meadow]

It ran... okay

Since I also had a 970 I remember it

It was a literal hell because it wasn't (and it isn't now like we already know) well optimized

But it was playable

The car stuff was literal hell as well

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup, you couldn't drive Batmobile around with non stop stutters kek

[glad kelp]

Me every day in brainfart:

[ashen yacht]

I want to go home now.

[placid sail]

peculiar reaction

where is your home?

[ashen yacht]

Oh I thought this is the place for all the depression

[placid sail]

you mean brainfart? kinda is, yeah

oh, you're probably stuck at work and want to go home

[ashen yacht]

I work 3hours away from home.

I work 2-3 days a week in office. Rest of week work from home.

Tonight I am in a hotel. So bored and tired that I will go to bed early.

Just so tomorrow comes quicker. Then I work, and then drive 3 hours home to wife and cats.

And 2nd wife aka gaming pc

[placid sail]

oof 3 hours commute to work is yikes

at least when you get home, it's twice the pleasure

I'm not really into anime, watching anything is too much work, but youtube is forcefully stuffing me with cute wholesome shit

https://youtu.be/rO9gaGwwz2A

and it is kinda cute annd nice

but i'm a bit drunk so who knows

[ashen yacht]

Anime can be cute and nice. But it can also just be lame and weird too.

Like every other anime looks amazing or dog shit.

[ashen yacht]

It doesn't help that most people recommend the same ones. Or they recommend anime with a bit too much "let's be creepy to teenage girls"

[haughty slate]

the only anime i can wholeheartedly recommend is hajime no ippo

that shit goes so hard in the pink its unreal

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/O0tZtQbI9Xw

[gloomy roost]

https://youtu.be/-AQdQnLSuss

That isekia historical figures battle royale anime was also boppin

[real tinsel]

doesn't work for me

good morning internet

https://tenor.com/view/शुभप्रभात-सुप्रभात-गुडमोर्निंगजानू-प्यार-लव-gif-14424187

my breakfast is icecream

[placid sail]

life of freedom and fatty liver

[real tinsel]

i'm no fat

[placid sail]

your liver and and internal organs are

[real tinsel]

wtf

how do i make them hit the gym

[placid sail]

skinny boys like us are not safe from fat, it's just hidden

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X8RL4TlzGWE

warning, NSFF

[real tinsel]

did he fucking eat all that in one sitting

what is this man

[stone blade]

he is build different

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[stone blade]

hi

[heady crow]

Go to the gym big boy

[real tinsel]

noo gym expensive

[placid sail]

CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeeeeeffrey
Jeffrey Beeeezos

[real tinsel]

when we were together my commute to gf's house was also 3 hours

and yet i always did stand in a crowded bus for 3 hours to go anyway

[real tinsel]

why does he always put that song

[placid sail]

no shit you gonna tolerate it for the booty call Romeo

[heady crow]

Thankfully the one i go to is like 18e per month

Gigacheap

Need to get more equipment to my homegym tho

[placid sail]

I dunno but it's funny

[real tinsel]

uhh i confused

[placid sail]

bodyweight fitness at home is absolutely free

[real tinsel]

brainfreeze kicked in

[real tinsel]

yes and i do that

[placid sail]

safe for some few makeshift stuff

[real tinsel]

i have the skinny physique

[placid sail]

gonna step it up then

[real tinsel]

my friend and gf said i have hot shoulders

[placid sail]

skinny guys have to be very precise and regular with the workout or it's all for nothing

oh and eat properly

not drink coffee and alcohol for three days with a sidedish of one perished cockroach

[real tinsel]

where's worm bowl

you forgot worm bowl

[placid sail]

what the fuck is a worm bowl

[real tinsel]

it's a bowl filled with worms

[placid sail]

wait, don't answer that, I've reconsidered

[real tinsel]

already did too late

[heady crow]

Send pics?

[glad kelp]

Bro my partner says I'm sweet, soft and cute -~-
And that my eyes look beautiful apparently

Actually they conpliment me alot for no reason-

I love and hate it-

[real tinsel]

okay

[heady crow]

okej Pagman

bcs well built shoulders are reaally nice to look at

[sturdy otter]

Not the links for shorts even work on dc

https://youtube.com/shorts/43BV6Us-Deo?feature=share

Yo they do

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/973514218559127552/JiJCdFAP.gif

[glad kelp]

I only shake sense into thugs, sorry

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNLfOSfDM9c

[pastel quartz]

OTAN and not ODAN
one job

[heady crow]

Could be bcs otan is a word in finnish

[sturdy otter]

Well since it has Finnish flags stitched into it I assume it from there?

[heady crow]

Yes and the featuring of es and spurdo

[sturdy otter]

Is that the patch of the Finnish elite pedo bear squad or some kind of rescue swimmer thing? Since thies are the culprits in my mind right now xD

[real tinsel]

i love how in arkham knight there are a bunch of dead people all over the place but they were too afraid to put any dead monkeys

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha, dead people isn't supposed to be "fan service"

Go eat a rat stinky

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8JycavNyA

[haughty slate]

OC donut steele

[placid sail]

if it wasn't for these stupid monsters, anomalies and radiation, this game could have been a decent tarkov shooter

[real tinsel]

tarkov is a shooter dumbass

[placid sail]

and what did I say dumbass

[real tinsel]

you said it could be a decent tarkov shooter

[placid sail]

in the context of discussing anomaly, presumably

[real tinsel]

i like those elements to be honest. They make the game feel more alive instead of just another looter shooter

[placid sail]

well of course they are making the game better and unique! that's the punchline!

[sturdy otter]

okay 20hours is a bit long for the internet but he dropped a new one and im dying of cringe

https://youtu.be/3vbCXVQFsLg

also the only thing i see comparable between tarkov and stalker: Immersion

like fuck my life they do a good job at that

[placid sail]

and location being in something postsoviet

but stalker was never about shooting for me, well, not in the first place, at least

[sturdy otter]

to be fair it is a shooter on the outside, but what kept us all in the zone, and even draws more ppl into it over the years def have never been its gunplay and shooter characteristics

[real tinsel]

nah there are games with waaay better gunplay than stalker

what drives me back to it is how alive it feels

[sturdy otter]

also yeah thats true but i think tarvok does such a good job, in being immersive - it could be post nuke new york (tho only raiding a destroyed city might get "boring" on the eyes)

[real tinsel]

like for example some guy Dimitri Julik finds an artefact and his newbie ass has to announce that in the pda. You go find Dimitri Julik wherever he is and you cap his ass and guess what, he actually has that artefact in his inventory

[sturdy otter]

true, took a while for me to understand why, but the fact that you are NEVER treated like the "chosen one" helps a lot, to take in the world around you

even in CS it was like "WoW you survived an Emission head on! Tho your brain is still melting mate"

[real tinsel]

and if Dimitri Julik dies before you even meet him and Kevin Cocktickler loots his artefact instead. Then he travels all the way from Garbage to Jupiter and when you finally step into Jupiter, kill Kevin Cocktickler because he was shooting at you, then loot his body and the artefact is still there

[sturdy otter]

sometimes i find the bandits who got him, and they actually have a haul of shit they def stole from others with them

also something that already happened in Stalker SoC: if they decide to sell the stuff they looted (no matter if bandit or somebody else) they go to a trader and sell shit to him, might even buy stuff from him

[real tinsel]

no in shadow of chernobyl you are treated as the chosen one

they literally call you the chosen one

[sturdy otter]

they call you "Marked One"

because of your Tattoo

[real tinsel]

oh yeah my bad

[sturdy otter]

they call all of the dudes with that tattoo "Marked One"

on top of the fact that Sid did see you and does not know YOU are strelok

which implies everyone heard about him, but nobody actually cared

and that is genius

[real tinsel]

holy shit i never looked at it that way

[sturdy otter]

like where do you find out, that you are strelok?

from Doc

one of his closest friends

brothers in the Zone

the ONLY guy who knew your fucking face xD

now tell me again you are treated special in SoC?

[real tinsel]

to be honest i don't remember much from soc to say anything

[sturdy otter]

well it does do a shit job to answer any questions, if you like only played it once

to be fair towards todays standards its actually a pretty shitty game, still does not change the fact: i will always shit my pants the moment i go into Argo Prom Undergrounds for the first time

something tells me if i had more games than Starcraft and Stalker (i had to borrow everything else from friends) i might not even be a fanboi today

[placid sail]

come on man, year 2007, give it some rest

[sturdy otter]

i noticed the actuall world building of stalker on like my 3rd time playing it

and fell in love

[sturdy otter]

dont drop an opinion on the first 5 words in a sentence ^^

specially if it come from me

i swear a lot

[placid sail]

though vanilla stalker series is janky as fuck

I remember I used to google troubleshooting a lot

[sturdy otter]

true, tho it kind of has its own charm

like you troubleshoot like crazy so you can keep playing

if thats not bonding or ripping apart, i dont know what is

[placid sail]

first thing that comes to mind is a game crash in CoP where you exit the tunnel in Pripyat

[sturdy otter]

fuck that one

[placid sail]

and well everything fucking froze and crashed on my pc that time

and given the fact that tunnel was pretty hard

especially if you wanted everyone to survive!

• it was pretty fucking frustrating

I think I had to apply some hotfixes and redo the whole mission

[devout patio]

Need this as a beginning loadout option

It fires 410 gauge shotgun shells

[placid sail]

and that was like that every single one of three

[sturdy otter]

dont tell me somebody tried to make a Fallout 4 Pipe gun

[devout patio]

Tried? It works.

It uses a screwdriver bit as a firing pin

[sturdy otter]

i had some files with fixes (drag and drop into the folder) on a disk back then

[sturdy otter]

i bet it works, question is for how long, and what are my chances to "Orc" my self with it?

Orcing your self means that what ever you build can and will blow up in your face

[placid sail]

at this point you might as well make brass knuckles with bullets facing the point of impact

[sturdy otter]

so some reason that sounds saver

[devout patio]

Just use this

[sturdy otter]

imagine getting hit in the face with one of those

like ouch

[glad kelp]

Psy-dogs: make multiple copies of themselves
Psy-helmet: exists
Also psy-dogs when psy-helmet: nothing happens
Psy-waves when no helmet: haha, you ded

[placid sail]

tbh it always annoyed me too that psy-helmet is just "little piss gay baby going to X-laboratories hat" and nothing else

[glad kelp]

Until grok changed it

[placid sail]

at least give me some minor psy resist you scientist schmuck

[placid sail]

wait did he?

[glad kelp]

He did

[placid sail]

noice

[glad kelp]

Now you need it to go north blyat

[dreamy snow]

Yeah, psi helmet doesn't really make all that much sense...

[placid sail]

I really should go play anomaly already, the amount of changes is so big, but damn, stacking cubes on each other is so fun

[dreamy snow]

Maybe it should have been an actual helmet?

[placid sail]

nah

[dreamy snow]

Stacking bodies in Anomaly is a lot of fun too!

[placid sail]

but it's so stressfuuuuuuul

[glad kelp]

I cn do that

[placid sail]

I can't play anomaly without being on high alert, which is still fun, but demands commitment I sometimes don't have

[glad kelp]

Can you kill an army of zombies without loosing your legs and dying once?

Fun

Atleast for me

Lmao

[sturdy otter]

ahahaha

i still have the screeny i think

[placid sail]

I used to waste ammo on them, but then I've watched guud stalker and realised it's perfectly fine to just stab them

[glad kelp]

Me too

[placid sail]

so last time I did just that, though wasn't feeling the distance that good yet and got slapped once or twice

[glad kelp]

Learned your lesson? Naw? slaps you again don't get too close bitch

Like bro0o0o0o st0o0p

[placid sail]

funny thing is, he did the same shit with snorks and boars

with little to no retaliation

[sturdy otter]

honestly besides snipers you can stab everything perfectly fine in anomaly

just need to get a feeling then to rush and where to stab

[glad kelp]

Funny, i thought they were close relatives and friends

[sturdy otter]

the hardest thing was getting the sweetspot between not getting slapped and still hitting the zombie face

[glad kelp]

Psydogiants:

mega slap

[sturdy otter]

you can stab Giants

[devout patio]

I just play EFP now

[glad kelp]

Ik

[sturdy otter]

just dont stick around for the slap

also its kinda hard to get the jump right

when they slap the ground

[glad kelp]

Eh

[devout patio]

When

[glad kelp]

I can get the jump

[sturdy otter]

thx mate still learning how to english

[glad kelp]

I even got it when there were two

[devout patio]

When did i ask

[glad kelp]

I asked

[devout patio]

I didnt

Oi <@&929452514326249524>

We got a bot

[glad kelp]

@scenic sable

[devout patio]

SPREAD HIS CHEEKS

[sturdy otter]

was about to ping as well 😄

cheek that spread bois

[glad kelp]

I will fucking Decapitate this pig

[sturdy otter]

wait what?

[devout patio]

ILL FUCK HIS ASS

[glad kelp]

What

[devout patio]

Wat?

[sturdy otter]

this has gone sideways and from the back real quick

[glad kelp]

I agree

[narrow lotus]

p!ban LeftyLR

[foggy mantle]

@spiral folio has been banned.

[narrow lotus]

Poor Lefty stepped into a vortex anomaly

[glad kelp]

Yay

[sturdy otter]

yeah but the mothertruckers spladded everywhere between here and #old-only-installer-support

[glad kelp]

Hope he broke his neck

[sturdy otter]

pieces off him everywhere wipes face

[glad kelp]

Ah, better

Feels way better now

Anyways

[sturdy otter]

did you eat that random piece of lefty meat that hit you, just now?

[sturdy otter]

i mean we grill snork hands but this is kind of messed up

[glad kelp]

Neh

[narrow lotus]

think i deleted them all

[sturdy otter]

looks clean to me, thanks

[glad kelp]

Thank you mister ledy

[narrow lotus]

thank you guys for pointing him out

[glad kelp]

Nah thank the bot for showing himself

[sturdy otter]

we want to meme and shit talk in piece, tho just a ping at everyone is not enough for immediate retaliation at times

[glad kelp]

Agreed

Also it's funny how their @ everyone didn't work

[sturdy otter]

hu for me it did?

did you block lefty by somewhere before by any chance?

[glad kelp]

Nah

[sturdy otter]

Crystal just immune to bs from birth

[glad kelp]

sorry but it's the "immune to ping" disorder where i can't see if someone pings me

[sturdy otter]

btw love how you immediately pinged Aldo

xD

[glad kelp]

XD

[sturdy otter]

like "DAD look at this shit!"

[glad kelp]

Yeah it's true that he kinda feels like a father ngl
Idk why i like him so much though, not romantically though -~-

[sturdy otter]

i get what you mean

Aldo feels like a dude i would like to hang out. Tho at the same time i would be afraid, that he just throat punches me for being a stupid cunt

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[scenic sable]

Nice job.

[devout patio]

I have over 90k discord notifs

98,375 to be exact

It hovers around the 95-98k@range

[sturdy otter]

yeah one of the reasons i disabled the notifications is kind of this

[glad kelp]

me who is in like, only 15 servers:

[stone blade]

same

[devout patio]

Im in probably around 90

At least 30 are streams/youtubers who ping every single time they go live

[glad kelp]

every single one goes onto a turnament against eachother and that live

[devout patio]

I mean

More notfs for me

Its taken three years to@build that ip

[glad kelp]

Now gocheck em all

[gloomy roost]

80% gotta be twitch stream notif's bots

[devout patio]

They are

[devout patio]

Based

If i ever see any of you with an uptime like this i will personally pour liquid lead into your pc

[sturdy otter]

sadly i did give my PC a break yesterday

4-6 days without shutting down is what it is used to

[heady crow]

Ah yeah thats my laptop there

Should check how high my pc goes sometimes

[sturdy otter]

your laptop? dude living the risky life there xD

tho i always think the moment you shut down a laptop is the moment it breaks

[heady crow]

The unsaved notepads cannot be lost

[devout patio]

Save them then retard

[heady crow]

Nah

[devout patio]

Okay femboy

[heady crow]

Already lost my notes for biology and religion courses bcs of laptop randomly shutting down so probs should

[devout patio]

MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A MASSIVE UPTIME AND THE POWER OF THE LAPTOP IS DYING KEKW

[random rapids]

Society.

[heady crow]

When i said "randomly shutdown" i mean finally lost all charge when i forgot to bring my charger

[random rapids]

Not the Gangweeders!

Anyone but the Gangweeders!

[wheat tapir]

[devout patio]

Retard

[heady crow]

Whats up with you calling me a retard

[sturdy otter]

something tells me: he is confusing it for your actual name

might want to clear that up

[devout patio]

I call everyone retard

Im a retard

Thirds a retard

Youre a retard

[devout patio]

Bruh thats my chinese food

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/-08FMwVAy3c

[glad kelp]

Bro...anyone got a meme that can get my mood high up?

[sturdy otter]

happens every fucking time!

[placid sail]

fret not, noble knight, I've got just the spell for that

https://youtu.be/R8YjOk8i9BI

[glad kelp]

._.

You tried, paladin

Thanks

I just feel lonely rn yk...maybe I'm just tired, but I'm not even in the damn mood..

[placid sail]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

loneliness is often originates not from the dependence of other person's company but from inability to entertain yourself properly i.e. you may be simply bored of your usual routine

[glad kelp]

The first one..

[placid sail]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh companionship is overrated

[glad kelp]

Not for those who cling to it

[placid sail]

rumbles in a big cave bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh

ask yourself why do you cling

it has something to do with yourself

[glad kelp]

Yeah

Because i am emotionally extremely clingy

To my personal relational partner

[placid sail]

it seems that your self-image is heavily dependent on external input, which forces you to stick to a single person in the world that you know to be completely supportive and accepting to you

[glad kelp]

Yeah......

[placid sail]

do you feel very uncomfortable and sad when you argue with said person?

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[glad kelp]

Yes i do

[placid sail]

I'm a cave of questionable internet wisdom, heed my word

your self-esteem should be based on your internal feelings, otherwise you'll always be a plaything of other people, and pray to gods these people would be at least have decent

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[glad kelp]

Alright..

[placid sail]

you must explore yourself and discover your self worth and that will make you independent of others yet free to engage with them in joyful partnership, but when you actually want it, without the need and addiction

[glad kelp]

I already did that BEFORE

I got into a relationship

I did much research :/

[placid sail]

you are once again tying your self-worth to an external factor if you thing that finding a relationship makes you a better person

[glad kelp]

It didn't
It just makes me feel better as a person, more appreciatet

And then again, i have a goal to work towards to

[placid sail]

you must internalise the idea that you are by default, a worthy person, free of any guilt or sin, to be free of eternal judgement of yourself and others

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

birds fly away from the sound

[glad kelp]

Judgement is where you don't look and there will always be one that will judge you for no fucking reason

[placid sail]

better or worse is a comparison, which implies that your worthiness is dynamic, which once again makes you reliable on external input in an eternal struggle to keep your score high

you are by default, good

do not compare, do not seek to prove, internalise the imperative

bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[placid sail]

if you would make your inner feeling of worth a constant, other people's input would become irrelevant

or at very least, positive input would be nice to hear, and negative would be helpful if productive and ignored easily if not

make no mistake, this shit is very tough to achieve, I'm not telling you to "just feel yourself worthy by default lul"

but it's the only feasible way, since external sense of worth is an eternal and futile struggle you won't win even if you're going to be literally perfect; your mind and the minds of others will still find a way to bring you down

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[glad kelp]

Well i have been very lonely for what do i know how long
And irl friends i don't have lots either because their either jerks. Or just. Idk
Living as a lone wolf can be hard, atleast that's what i used to be for good..

I couldn't be brought down

And i just kept making shit idk
Now just
Feels hella different

[placid sail]

you can start by questioning your inner deprecating monologue, it is cognitive behavioral therapy 101

• try to notice negative judging thoughts
• write them down on the paper
• write next to them your counterarguments: is it even logical? can said negative thing about you been proven, or it's just a silly thought, and in reality you're the opposite thing? could you make an example or several? if it is very hard to object, imagine this same negative argument, but not about yourself and your friend/partner/relative instead, i.e. "my partner/mother think they're worthless, but is true? are there any good characteristics about them?"

you must actually write in all on paper/computer since otherwise if you're going to do that in your head, the mind will subvert the dialogue and try its best to make you look like a fool, so write it down, it helps

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

if you start feeling too bad, stop the exercise and take a walk, or watch some movie or youtube, and of course, whenever the issue gets too tense, try to consult a mental specialist and not some retard in discord

[glad kelp]

Basically already happened and
My brain used to deal with it until it didn't

[placid sail]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sturdy otter]

sorry folks im dying right now xD bz going full selfhelp guru but adding "bruuuuuuuuuhhh" which gets bigger every time makes it just idk funny as fuck for me

[glad kelp]

I am

Merely in my own sad world

[placid sail]

I am the cave of questionable internet wisdom, do not mock me

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[placid sail]

continue

that is the mind itself trying to throw you off by telling "damn it used to work but now it doesn't what's the point"

[glad kelp]

I just deal with it until it just got developed to a "collective mindset"

[placid sail]

when you go to gym but then you stop, certainly you don't get surprised and upset when your shape reverts to shitty amoeba?

you realise that you have to make constant effort to be in shape

[glad kelp]

I don't go to gym

I know

I don't want to ._.

[placid sail]

but you don't want to be always feeling in doubt about yourself, feeling worthless, clinging to people in hope they make you feel good about yourself?

improvement requires work, unfortunately

[glad kelp]

I did enough of that

[placid sail]

you don't have to, but shit won't magically get better, alas

bruuuuuuuuuuhh

[glad kelp]

I don't wanna do anything anymore really

Just wanna

Bruh

Xd

[placid sail]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I would suggest meditation if you're just tired of browsing your inner shit and just want some peace and quiet

[sturdy otter]

brah meditation can be THE shit at times

[placid sail]

either that or physical activity/exercises

[sturdy otter]

just gotta learn how to do it, somewhat at least

[glad kelp]

I want affection that i probably won't get until they wake up :/

[placid sail]

I am alone for countless years, yet my loneliness do not require of me to desperately search for comfort in other person's hands, literally or figuratively; it is merely your ego, demanding a candy and throwing a tantrum when you do not provide; being a slave of a child in your head or being it's master is actually a choice which can be pursued and achieved

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[glad kelp]

I chose to slowly abandon being the master of my small ego

[placid sail]

it is your choice, and nobody could make you do otherwise, so suit yourself

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

[glad kelp]

Ah

[placid sail]

but be wary of the consequences described above

[glad kelp]

Well thank you for your wise words, if you excuse me i wanna wait a year or so for them to wake up because their a sleepyhead

[placid sail]

throoooooow the brick in theeeeeeir windoooooowwwwww

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh

[glad kelp]

I wanna punch them

[placid sail]

||do not it is not nice||

[glad kelp]

Idc

[placid sail]

16 and angy

you can bully me for a bit if that will help you fell a bit better while you wait, I don't mind

[glad kelp]

Ye -~-

I don't bully people alot unless there is a majority of people going on it bcs atleast that's fun

Or at all

I'm too friendly

._.

[gloomy roost]

Have you tried suppressing your mood with music

[glad kelp]

I don't wanna hear music

[placid sail]

it is often a closure for people to vent their frustrations and emotions, well-adjusted people are not that prone to bullying because there is nothing to vent, and without that, upsetting another person isn't that appealing unless you've got very troubled mind

I'm tired of typing bruuuuuh

the cave of wisdom is closing bye bye

[glad kelp]

Oki

[glad kelp]

I want that milk

Now

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god not again

they're asking me to go get drunk again

please

[glad kelp]

Just say no -_-

[heady crow]

Bz caving into peer pressure?

[placid sail]

the circumstances of the invitation are so unique and limited that denying it would be a huge waste of an opportunity

otherwise I'm the grandmaster of ghosting any party or invitation to whatever else

[glad kelp]

Do you want to drink?
Yes x no y

[placid sail]

guilty as charged

it's too boring to live otherwise in my current circumstances

though it's still alarming

[glad kelp]

Exactly

And now there is ME

Who doesn't drink, doesn't have alot of friends and shit

[placid sail]

used to have many friends, nowadays it's just too much work, and guess what, you can live without it

but new opportunities, experiences and emotions are enticing

[glad kelp]

Well i can't live without it
But i also want good friends

...which are, hard to get i tell you

[placid sail]

yup, they are

clinginess doesn't help either, unfortunately

[glad kelp]

Grrr

[placid sail]

don't worry bud, you'l figure it out, sooner or later

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[glad kelp]

I do have a solution i just don't want to have that rn -~-

[real tinsel]

oh no what happened

i missed action

[glad kelp]

Volume warning:

[grizzled meadow]

Put some headphone/volume warning

[glad kelp]

Thanks

[upbeat bobcat]

Poop tarts

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-to-be-sure-but-welcome-gif-18188317

A repost to be sure, but a welcome one.

[heady crow]

I knoow

I just love the vid

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade we need this but with "A repost" instead of "A surprise"

CAN YOU DO IT.

[upbeat bobcat]

Talking about reposts, this was gold

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBH11m9XHms

I love this one

Raiden is perfect

[grizzled meadow]

Also the autoplay just jumpscare'd me with this
https://youtu.be/ZlE83G8ODWw

What an incredible fucking game

Fuck off Konami

[upbeat bobcat]

Nobody asks who's Candice, oops i just did oh dear

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/LNuwgbxQe-M

[pastel quartz]

me when i wake up every morning

[glad kelp]

Bro that spider havin better mood then me

[upbeat bobcat]

Big cig

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/YnDMdgUEagw

[stone blade]

sadly no , the bot that could do that is in a server I am no longer in

it was a bulgarian server and it got flagged as being against the TOS

[upbeat bobcat]

Sussy bulgarians

[stone blade]

yeah

I am truly sorr

y

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/UGEPPyemrZk

Goddam soft jumpscare

Here's your warning

[grizzled meadow]

You're ugly, you're disgusting...

[glad kelp]

YES

Sorry

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna kill you and give me 200 dollars

[real tinsel]

my head refuses to be bald like this

literally shave my head and 3 days later it's grayed already

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.giphy.com/media/aHgLUWw5q0gBANrqmr/giphy.gif

Right, no embed

Hmmm

Yeah it's that gif

I don't know how to make it embedded in here

[real tinsel]

it says it's not even available

i opened it in browser

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel my mistake

Try again

Okay maybe I know what to do

I need to convert it

YES

FUCK OFF

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/973699734483107860/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

@heady crow

@stone blade

@real tinsel

@glad kelp

[real tinsel]

the madman actually did it

[glad kelp]

W a h t

Ah ok

I will now continue to refuse sleep

[real tinsel]

yes that's the whole point of gay

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel

[real tinsel]

i want men to be interested in me

[grizzled meadow]

Wait I'll make it better

[real tinsel]

falco you bloody comedian, you've done it again

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel

[real tinsel]

somebody stop this man, he's gone batshit crazy

[glad kelp]

Nah heis just beginning

[grizzled meadow]

You don't understand

I can use it in #old-suggest

When random_dude420 will suggest that damned chat thing for the 69th time

[glad kelp]

damn bro you hate it that much?

[real tinsel]

man diarrhea is scary

[grizzled meadow]

The joke here is that I can't

Because it's not a welcome one

More seriously no I don't hate it

I don't mind actually

I hate when the same mod gets suggested 420 times tho

[glad kelp]

Ok well is atleast relatable

[zenith grove]

also the fact that they really try to push it to be a default gamma thing

[glad kelp]

Hell no

They know nothin >~>

[ashen yacht]

Hello weird depressed people.

I made it home.

[glad kelp]

Yes i am depressed, sort of

[real tinsel]

new avatar trailer dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Gx8wiNbs8

[ashen yacht]

Yes. Because you have not learned to live with yourself yet.

[glad kelp]

Ah nice

[real tinsel]

nah it's not that

[glad kelp]

It's not that

[ashen yacht]

Yes.

[glad kelp]

You don't know

[ashen yacht]

Clinging to other people does not fix you.

[real tinsel]

not gonna lie i'd live much better with myself than anyone else

[glad kelp]

Of course

You know i used to be different then now towards my partner and character wise

[real tinsel]

this seems more like a self-projection

[glad kelp]

Exactly

[ashen yacht]

Lol

I was like this 10 years ago.

[glad kelp]

Thus i learned alot of new things thanks to my partner

[grizzled meadow]

I mean if it were something between US like a group, why not?

[glad kelp]

You, not me

[ashen yacht]

That mod with a curated group of people would be awesome.

People who aren't just there to troll or be like "yooooo I got new drip"

[real tinsel]

is that even possible?

actually now that i think about it yeah it is possible but grok needs a server

[glad kelp]

True

[real tinsel]

but i don't think it would cost much since it's just a chat room. Not much cpu power

[glad kelp]

Yeeee..

[zenith grove]

and moderate both a discord and a game chat? oh hell no

[real tinsel]

why would you moderate game chat

[glad kelp]

I have no idea

[zenith grove]

people typing racist shit

[grizzled meadow]

IIRC there was something like "to be added private things"

[glad kelp]

Omg no

[grizzled meadow]

Well I mean it's in the game, not the server

You don't need to moderate in there

[ashen yacht]

People would be absolute monkeys

[glad kelp]

I a gree

[real tinsel]

yeah but it's more like an optional thing though i guess

if people are absolute monkeys just disable the mod

[grizzled meadow]

Banned from the group chat in the game, easy

Same rules apply

[real tinsel]

they even implemented that?

[glad kelp]

Easy fix--> grok 2022

[zenith grove]

dont add the mod in the first place, easiest fix

[grizzled meadow]

@zenith grove

NOW we can use it in #old-suggest

I forgot the "but", let me do it again

[zenith grove]

nice one, i will definitely yoink that for my collection

[grizzled meadow]

I'll do it with the correction, one sec

[zenith grove]

ok

[grizzled meadow]

@zenith grove

[zenith grove]

perfection

[glad kelp]

What do you call the perfect cat?

Purrfect

[zenith grove]

[glad kelp]

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A_WoAueYkE

this game's combat has nothing when compared to rocksteady's games

i hope they fix that

[grizzled meadow]

That's because it's not a Rocksteady game

[real tinsel]

yeah they need to fix that too

just give the entire dc rights to rocksteady

suicide squad looks really good though

shame my pc is gonna shit itself if i try to run it

[grizzled meadow]

It really looks like an unfinished Batman game

[real tinsel]

it kind of is i guess

it's sort of a sequel to arkham series

happens in the same universe as arkham trilogy

[glad kelp]

Lol

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel I don't know about this one chief

[real tinsel]

about what

[grizzled meadow]

RPG shit inside a game like this

[real tinsel]

that's what i'm talking about

just give everything to rocksteady

[grizzled meadow]

Nah nah nah

This isn't good

[real tinsel]

arkham trilogy upgrade system is better

i never got this rarity shit in games to be honest

just extra unnecessary grinding

[grizzled meadow]

Wait a sec

This is like a spiritual sequel right?

[real tinsel]

no it's an entirely different game

not related to arkham trilogy at all

[grizzled meadow]

Phew

Just saw that Batman dead thing

I was about to break something

[real tinsel]

yeah maybe it's a little related

[grizzled meadow]

I don't want to believe that these bastards spoiled such a big thing

[real tinsel]

but batman doesn't die though, does he?

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know khaaytil

I need to finish Arkham Knight because no spoilers Enigma is shit because you need to do everything before doing the final thing

[real tinsel]

you haven't finished it already?

[grizzled meadow]

Nope

[real tinsel]

damn i thought you already did

[grizzled meadow]

I'm well known to play older stuff over and over again

[real tinsel]

i've got only 25 trophies for nigma

[grizzled meadow]

FNV (a mod pack), Clear Sky (never finished tho)...

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna kick his robot's ass

[grizzled meadow]

Batman Origins... (I think I beat it one time, don't remember anything about it and I need to play the other thing)

[real tinsel]

how far did you get in arkham knight

[grizzled meadow]

The only thing I remember like burned in my brain

Is that thing about an airship

Maybe Cobblepot?

[real tinsel]

first time or second time

[real tinsel]

no it's stagg

[grizzled meadow]

Who knows

[real tinsel]

cobblepot has little screentime

[grizzled meadow]

I need to play it again, in the future, who knows when, especially if I'm autistic enough to play Asylum and City before that one

[real tinsel]

i did it that way

finished asylum 100%, then city 100%, now knight 100%

[grizzled meadow]

Crazy man

[real tinsel]

unhinged deranged schizo basedpilled redman

[glad kelp]

Ya'll ever heard of "prototype"?

[real tinsel]

yea

[glad kelp]

Damn

I used to play part two
And part one when i was a kid

[real tinsel]

i never played either

[grizzled meadow]

Great games

[glad kelp]

Like i was like "what, he can lift a fucking CAR?!?? AND YOU CAN THROW IT AT PEOPLE?" hell yes

[real tinsel]

that was in one of the spiderman games too

it was for playstation 2

[glad kelp]

Damnn

[glad kelp]

Yes

[real tinsel]

you could play as venom and lift cars, throw them at people and a bunch of other shit

[glad kelp]

Can he also rip off fucking rocket launchers off helis?

[real tinsel]

it also had coop which let you play both as spiderman and venom

[glad kelp]

I doubt it

[real tinsel]

no idea i played it 10 years ago or something

[glad kelp]

I would've remembered -3-

Anyways

Hru

[real tinsel]

if arkham knight was a person i'd probably suck his dick

[glad kelp]

Lol

[real tinsel]

especially the gliding system

i can just glide for hours it's so good

[glad kelp]

In prototype one and two i think you have that too, kinda

Gliding time was limited though

[real tinsel]

i think i remember seeing that in a video

[glad kelp]

Hehe

I also saw a part of the prototype game in a movie,somwthing with pauk

[onyx birch]

least gay brainfart user

[scenic sable]

Come on, put some effort into it.

I told my doctor I thought my arm was broken, in several places.

They said "Well, you should probably avoid those places in the future."

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-steve-harvey-gif-22158701

@grizzled meadow

[upbeat bobcat]

There goes your monitor are you happy now

[scenic sable]

I have a second one.

[upbeat bobcat]

But main monitors are most of the time better ones

[scenic sable]

Implying I browse stuff on my main monitor instead of using it for games.

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible video

[upbeat bobcat]

Then I guess you have to from now on, single monitor person

[scenic sable]

Who said I don't have three?

[upbeat bobcat]

gold

[scenic sable]

Don't post things like this.

[devout patio]

Got a girl coming over tommorow

Feel much better

Time for G r e er

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clapping-clapping-drake-high-quality-hq-gif-23598042

YESSIR FALCO

[glad kelp]

Pffft-

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus that's HD alright

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/4YWTu_JPN18

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/687669736544272430/973437370647072830/IMG_8864.png

[heady crow]

@placid sail riot nerfing leagues most useless ability

lets fucking get it

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/obU8sw2A0MA

[real tinsel]

fuck this is so true

when i shit the entire neighborhood knows

[real tinsel]

YELOO CAAAR

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYHB1HcARn8

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886881761102020618/896787565674397757/ezgif-5-a7365a88534d.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

[stone blade]

da.

[real tinsel]

ivan you dickhead

hi

[stone blade]

hi

[glad kelp]

Not my eyes AAA

[stone blade]

aaaaa

[real tinsel]

ivan don't put your fingers inside other people's eyes

[stone blade]

Iam sorry

[real tinsel]

it's okay he forgives you

[glad kelp]

Yes xD

[real tinsel]

@upbeat bobcat is this a bug or a feature

[upbeat bobcat]

I have no idea, might be an easter egg or smn

https://www.gamesradar.com/if-you-thought-100-batman-arkham-knight-completion-true-ending-was-bad-try-240-gold-emblem/

[ashen yacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfX-BXGr9M

[haughty slate]

RIP to a real one

slonking fat ones in heaven rn

[placid sail]

she was buffed prior to that, her silly ass hurricane became an actual threat, especially with glacial augment, and shield yeah, a bit of a lackluster

[heady crow]

Nah i mean j4

[placid sail]

oh fuck there's more sorry still groggy

[heady crow]

Yeye nw

How was the night out