🎪bruh-fart

[devout patio]

F a l c o L o r e

[sturdy otter]

ffs imagine a time, big Youtubers only used Facebook for updates xD

[devout patio]

Buy my meth MERCH\

[grizzled meadow]

True that

[devout patio]

im happy, i got vidya

i got alcohol

i got nicotine

i got girls messaging me on snap and I can do what I want

im free boys

[real tinsel]

you forgot meth

how dare you forget meth

[sturdy otter]

he does not take it, he just sells it

[devout patio]

meth isnt real

[real tinsel]

like the guy from heisengebr

[sturdy otter]

meth is temporary Linus is eternal

[devout patio]

LINUS IS FOREVER

[placid sail]

mr linus I need some methe

[devout patio]

500$ paypal

daddy linus wants a new gpu

[placid sail]

some colgate mate

[grizzled meadow]

just get me a

Damn

[real tinsel]

crumbe of coke

[devout patio]

a crumb of contrussy please

[grizzled meadow]

mt white

[heady crow]

kid named finger

[devout patio]

I got that Heisenburg Blue

[grizzled meadow]

i hve no money jesse

[real tinsel]

I got the Heisenberg Red

[devout patio]

get to an ER now.

[grizzled meadow]

only a spoonfull

im taking away your steam account mr white

[grizzled meadow]

shut up jesser

https://youtu.be/0pHR5GMoFyA

Now with real actors

https://youtu.be/gmfWfmATTg8

@real tinsel let me hit p mate

https://youtu.be/uYyA_FPjtiM

[devout patio]

I have had a stroke now

[grizzled meadow]

Are you for real?

[devout patio]

after those videos yes

i am become stroke

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

oh shit there's a third one too

i only watched part 1 and 2

the guy who makes these also has top gear series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTSf1QRk9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGacp4WwUxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOqBBl8uJhg

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/xn1u9c4AFZQ

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950399917304729651/972544291459182672/belt_sander_racing1.mp4

[glad kelp]

Wtf xD

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/972551749191757824/hello_young_lady.mp4

[real tinsel]

that's literally me when i nailed a nail to my brother's foot with a hammer for the giggles

[placid sail]

• wow, you were a nasty kid, khaaytil
• yeah haha, that was a week ago though

[real tinsel]

you know the piss cocktail some kids talk about?

[placid sail]

the what

[real tinsel]

mixing a bunch of disgusting shit together to make the ultimate disgusting liquid

i call it piss cocktail because mine had piss in it

[placid sail]

oh, we used to make something like that when we were kids, but it was you usually shampoo and flour or something

not fucking piss

you animal

[real tinsel]

yeah i did it with piss and sewer water and bird poop

and countless other things

[placid sail]

okay, this is nasty

[real tinsel]

yeah

[placid sail]

I was mixing stuff out of curiosity, you clearly wanted to make someone's day bad

[real tinsel]

i also made ultimate jam by mixing jam with chocolate, cocoa powder, a shitload of sugar and some other stuff i don't remember

it tasted like diabetes

[placid sail]

you've probably invented nutella by accident

[real tinsel]

no it had nutella in it too

i overpowered nutella

[placid sail]

oh shit, nutella+

[zenith grove]

i hope thats not real, you know the rules about no harm being done to real people

[real tinsel]

we'll never know

the blood effects are pretty realistic though

and the screaming

the guy is either really good at acting or they did really shoot him

[placid sail]

my hands went sweaty from that thought

it is cgi? right?

it should be cgi

[real tinsel]

right?

[pastel quartz]

probably

[real tinsel]

yeah

i'm betting on cgi

[zenith grove]

the video is too low quality to be sure

[placid sail]

it is too outlandish and too clear shot to be real

[pastel quartz]

i don't think that big of a blood splatter would happen

[real tinsel]

this man guns

[pastel quartz]

also i am not an expert in this

[real tinsel]

this man does not gun, it seems

[pastel quartz]

i don't know what i am talking about but i think it's cgi

[pastel quartz]

i gun in games and i have gun once irl

[placid sail]

no way this is not just a funny video, don't scare me like that, cat man

[real tinsel]

it's still a funny video

[zenith grove]

not really

[pastel quartz]

yoo murder is the funniest shit I've ever seen

[zenith grove]

i would say delete it, there is no context and first look its a bit too realistic

[pastel quartz]

yea

i got kinda shocked seeing that

then i remembered that cgi exists

[placid sail]

fine 🤨

[zenith grove]

thanks

[real tinsel]

these are my kitties

[real tinsel]

dumbass kittens fighting all the time

[pastel quartz]

Chicago

it tricks you very well

[real tinsel]

that's where you're wrong

[pastel quartz]

you don't think?

dang you're good

[real tinsel]

ask bz11k

or any of the locals really

[pastel quartz]

@placid sail does he think

[placid sail]

well, uh

he's kind of a wildcard in that matter

I can't give a decisive answer

[real tinsel]

i have tricked bz11k as well

my trickstering is contagious

[placid sail]

I have been tricked

wait, how am I tricked

[real tinsel]

i have trickened

[placid sail]

did you get in my walls again?

[real tinsel]

the trickener strikles again

[placid sail]

come on man, insulation you eat inside ain't cheep

[real tinsel]

you hve no sescape i am in your head

no more walls im in your head

i live in you skull cavity

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

you will find ample space

don't get lost, silly

[real tinsel]

i find very much meat

a lot of it

no more starvation for khaytiil

hooray

[placid sail]

I dunno about meat man

brain matter is mostly fat

meat is usually muscle tissue

[real tinsel]

it may give me brain disease but it's okay because meat is meat

[placid sail]

IT'S NOT MEAT

[real tinsel]

ew

oil?

ew

[placid sail]

so yeah, when you eat a lot of chips and other shit with low-quality oil

[pastel quartz]

oily brain

[real tinsel]

i eat bz11k's brain oil, i become bz11k

[placid sail]

the first thing to suffer is nervous tissue

[pastel quartz]

lol

[placid sail]

good fucking luck

and God have mercy on you

unscrews his head, gives it to khaaytil and pisses off

[pastel quartz]

gead

[placid sail]

it aint easy writing without a head, aight

[pastel quartz]

true true

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna use your body to spend the rest of my days as homeless trumpet player

[pastel quartz]

make it a trumpet

[real tinsel]

trumpet sounds better

[pastel quartz]

yes

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-trumpet-gif-4716079

[pastel quartz]

trumpet skeleton

classic

[real tinsel]

doot doot

[pastel quartz]

i will doot but later i will doot doot

black fart matter!!

[real tinsel]

that was not a racist ""

[stone blade]

this is bruno

[pastel quartz]

i know it was, don't lie to us

you racist cat

[real tinsel]

noo

[pastel quartz]

H isn't a letter

it's a heli spot

[heady crow]

me asf

[real tinsel]

cookie ghosts have no chill

[pastel quartz]

yooo bro can't believe you won the 2007 f1 thing

[real tinsel]

anything before 2019 didn't happen because i don't remember any of it

[real tinsel]

wtf i made this

[pastel quartz]

didn't know

[real tinsel]

now you do

[pastel quartz]

just downloaded it cuz i found it funny

[real tinsel]

wow i got opoular

[pastel quartz]

no i don't

[pastel quartz]

opoular

[real tinsel]

opoular

[pastel quartz]

i will find you

[real tinsel]

that's me

[pastel quartz]

i found you

[real tinsel]

[pastel quartz]

360

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VJeGrk1DiA

[pastel quartz]

bro sound like a cod zombie

you have 1 hp

[real tinsel]

what if i survive

[grizzled meadow]

Bet you won't

[real tinsel]

in my mind i will

[heady crow]

meatgrinder analogy?

[grizzled meadow]

Waiting that someone will post the video about it

[real tinsel]

i love how he says "you're probably dead"

jerma has someone's eyeballs in his hand, he looks at it, says in a calm voice: "he's probably dead"

[placid sail]

Am I imagining this or every time meatgrinder jerma is posted here it's scarier and scarier

[real tinsel]

nope you're right

[placid sail]

man, dungeons arise mod for minecraft is so cool

that leveled underground dungeon mod pales in comparison

just look

it's a giant flying ship

choke full with mobs and riches

and that's not just some lame ass vanilla mobs and that's it

there were skeleton archers with fire aspect arrows, riding phantoms

and wither skeletons riding hoglins

and, yes, many vanilla mobs as cannon fodder

but it's so much fun compared to old dungeon mods

[atomic pewter]

As much as I like dungeons arise the sheer scale of the dungeons is a bit much at times

Love the effort put into the constructions though

[placid sail]

@heady crow ay man do you have revengeance status handy somewhere around, the actual part, not the bait?

nvm found one

[devout patio]

gunna commit mass murder in the zone

[pastel quartz]

you will have 1 hp after the first shell

[devout patio]

Boss makes a million I make a buck that's why I smoke crack in the company truck

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[stone blade]

posted this already

[zenith grove]

you didnt copy right it though

[stone blade]

okay?

[haughty slate]

just made this OC. thoughts?

[stone blade]

lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

Just made this on my Win11 12900KS pc

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/181tEFU-DIA

[real tinsel]

good morning internet look at my kittens

[heady crow]

i would give my life for your kitties khaa

[real tinsel]

me too

[haughty slate]

yucky

[real tinsel]

it was a giant sausage pic wtf

can we ban this bot

please

petition to ban Clyde the pissass annoying bot

[real tinsel]

had to censor the sausage because dumbass bot thinks sausage is penis

[minor fjord]

Everything can be a penis if you are brave enough

[placid sail]

oh shit grok nuked tushkanos

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-23674110

[real tinsel]

good i didn't like them they're annoying

[heady crow]

i have no memory of tushkanos so i dont mind

[real tinsel]

literally me

[placid sail]

half of the zone is annoying so what

[real tinsel]

but i'm bald now

[real tinsel]

yeah nuke half of the zone

when i play warfare i usually disable mutants

[placid sail]

obstacles of the zone are part of the zone!

[real tinsel]

of course they are

that's why i never save

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

if the zone kills me i die

[heady crow]

the ultimate ironman

if i die in game i die in real life

[real tinsel]

time to program a trigger finger to shoot me in the head when i die in stalker anomaly gamma modpack

[placid sail]

dies to chair collision glitch on clear sky base right at the start of the game

oh well guess I'll bang

[real tinsel]

or i could strap a bunch of wires around myself and when i die to electric anomaly i become human kebab

[zenith grove]

no, your chair starts to glitch irl

[heady crow]

collision glitch? You mean an anomaly?

[placid sail]

oh shit

it was anoumalie oul aloung

[real tinsel]

you fall into the backrooms

[zenith grove]

noo

[placid sail]

are there any anomalies in the backrooms

or traders

[real tinsel]

you can hear all the other trapped souls screaming, but you cannot see them

[placid sail]

oh, can I do assassination quests on trapped souls? what faction are they?

[zenith grove]

considering its infinite and you can open a door twice and end up in 2 different places, its probably filled with anomalies

[real tinsel]

life in the backrooms is eternal, there is no escape

[real tinsel]

the damned

[placid sail]

ah, sin faction

fine, they're hostile anyway

[real tinsel]

when you say the damned too fast it sounds like de damd

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4

[real tinsel]

i love his proud smile in the end

[placid sail]

yeeeees

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

also bruno

have a look at this

https://youtu.be/h25Px4GrC0c

all these billion dashes ultra-burst assassins are getting pegged next patch

good riddance

at first I thought this is some out of season april fools joke

riot games? doing global balancing? stop the cap

[heady crow]

oh man nice

great fixes, especially the healing nerfs

and actually tuning back grievous wounds effects

[placid sail]

it's not the antiheal what's needed the nerf the most, but the lifesteal

80% of ad champs are building some sort of lifesteal by default

ap champs can suck on yoshi's balls in that regard

[heady crow]

nah but them buffing grievous wounds effects last season lead them to buff lifesteal which resulted in either lifesteal champs being turbogood or weak if ignite was present

so im happy they are tuning both down

in addition to the other changes

[placid sail]

also, griveous wounds couldn't be not buffed because of some crazy ass champs like sylas

I'll try to find the clip one second

[placid sail]

dammit, can't find it

the point is, his healing is insane

[heady crow]

its still silly to buff a whole summoner spell bcs of one champ. Same problem lies in nerfing a certain item bcs a champion is too powerfull with it

[placid sail]

like, healing to full hp from one with a single cast is not fucking right

and building antiheal only makes it manageable instead of countering it

[placid sail]

nah, it's just an example of a broken heal, overall assassin meta is really broken too

jungle or mid assassins 1v9 whole game is too much of a thing

or some other hypercarry just ending the game all alone

because he can snowball like crazy and gets no punish for any mistakes whatsoever

strange you're not on board with the patch, you've mostly played top laners, j4 would benefit from that patch for sure, he would still be able to do his thing while not being squished by some overfed jungle kayn turbodiving and killing him in a second on 8 minute

[zenith grove]

a random conversation about some game's balance while posting random irrelevant memes, peak brainfart right here

[heady crow]

when did you get that assumption? :D

i said im happy with the changes

[placid sail]

good, good, I thought for a second you're a... cocks his gun hypercarry assassin fan

we wouldn't want that would we 🔫

[heady crow]

only when i play lethality j4

[placid sail]

that's respectable, it still demands some skill and not completely bullshit OP

[real tinsel]

@placid sail

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912099525710217287/972663687900958740/FGX7MFCXwAQOtqF.jpg

[placid sail]

she got hit hard

it's always so funny when a company like blizzard activision goes hard on all this tolerancy and being absolutely objectively correct and right in everything stuff

and then the lawsuit drops in, and oh wow, half of their management team is horny weirdos who've harassed their own employee, what do you know, it was all a shitty facade

https://youtu.be/9ajSQG2XJkw

[real tinsel]

now i have to listen to stains of time for at least 20 minutes

[placid sail]

wait does he

[heady crow]

nah

same goes for garen

[real tinsel]

like company like users

[placid sail]

what did users do?

[real tinsel]

they're both down bad

[placid sail]

is it another corporate thing when they shift the responsibility on a commoner to let everyone forget that the company, in fact, has the most impact on the issue?

[real tinsel]

no idea man i don't follow politics

i'm just talking shit on random sides

[placid sail]

"you should recycle or you personally would kill the Earth"
"if you haven't wanked on a rule 34 of Tracer, our employees wouldn't have been sexually harassed by us, how could you"

[placid sail]

you are one little rascal, you know that

[real tinsel]

i'm getting there

[placid sail]

I hate olives

[real tinsel]

same

[placid sail]

you're not sigma then

[real tinsel]

i get to decide that

i have decided, i am sigma

[placid sail]

haha, khaaytil is not sigma male at all, look at him

[real tinsel]

nooo please

im sigma please

[placid sail]

fine

but only this once

[real tinsel]

[placid sail]

you better own every establishment in Baku at the end of the next week, got it?

[real tinsel]

i'll kidnap their ceos and make them give me their establishment

[placid sail]

you can just kidnap their deeds on the property

they usually just lay around on some table, not even in the safe or something

[real tinsel]

no but then i can't wear f-word costumes and grind on their cocks while staring into their souls menacingly

[placid sail]

• gentlemen, I want you all out of my property by the end of the day, I'm making a new business out of your sorry company
• who the fuck are you?
• shows the deed
• oh shit! where'd you get that??? well, guess we're fired

[placid sail]

what the fuck did I just read

[real tinsel]

haha no i'm not gonna fire them

i'm gonna make them wear bdsm costumes

[placid sail]

that is probably a bad business decision

or the best, depends on how kinky your people are

[real tinsel]

they work in an office all day, i'd be doing them a favor

[placid sail]

I imagine wearing a gimp suit is quite hard in a warm country

unless you're gonna have a really cool AC unit in your office

[real tinsel]

the men will be wearing cock blockers and the women will wear rubber penis. New company regime

[real tinsel]

nope

sweaty workers

i will double their salaries for compensation

[placid sail]

I'm starting to understand why you're unemployed

[real tinsel]

aww

[placid sail]

you're a menace to society

[real tinsel]

no i'm not

society doesn't know what it wants

[placid sail]

the stench alone could kill

[real tinsel]

yes but double salary

[placid sail]

Smelly Inc.

[placid sail]

very wise decision in the middle of the crisis, double the costs for... employees being smelly and miserable

Joker moment

https://tenor.com/view/dark-knight-joker-its-not-about-the-money-its-about-sending-a-message-gif-15254722

[real tinsel]

after conquering baku i will expand my business into russia

[real tinsel]

i don't need money, i require only torment

[placid sail]

yeah we have plenty of that here, don't bother

[real tinsel]

yes but you get like 0.5 of the money i'd give

with me you get paid good and still get tormented

[placid sail]

...

[real tinsel]

good boss khaaytil

[placid sail]

I feel angry because I'M FUCKING CONSIDERING IT.

[real tinsel]

my plan is working, soon they will all follow me

[placid sail]

where will you get all that money though?

[real tinsel]

the future is bright and sweaty, with gimp suits and rubber dicks everywhere

[real tinsel]

no stupid i'm khaaytil

[stone blade]

okey ty

[real tinsel]

i'll start drawing hentai

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god, you've actually figured it out

the madman

he's gonna do it

I for one welcome our new overlord

[real tinsel]

about 3-4 years ago some people wanted to open a porn studio in baku but the people of baku beat them up or something and then in a video they apologized for wanting to open a porn studio

[placid sail]

why would you openly declare you're opening a porn studio in a muslim country

[real tinsel]

because retarded

[placid sail]

yeah sounds like a death wish

[real tinsel]

in 2021 some guy was supposedly promoting lgbt and art by standing in the middle of the fucking road and throwing colorful paints on himself

i saw it on facebook and people on comments said how people don't understand art and they're neanderthals and shit

[placid sail]

I understand that some people are having principles, but you gotta know the difference between standing by them and just making an elaborate suicide attempt

[real tinsel]

my people are retarded i swear. I could very easily turn these into my gimp workers and become kingpin of baku in under a year

[placid sail]

it worked here

not literally gimp suits, but very close to that

we're having a huge gimp party tomorrow

[real tinsel]

what

where

[placid sail]

the main celebration of absolutely outlandish and retarded, blindfolded patriotism which takes place that day every year

[real tinsel]

what's it called

[placid sail]

even more outlandish due to recent events

[placid sail]

Victory Day

[real tinsel]

ahhh the victory day

for some reason my country calls that boy's day

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

yeah we even used to celebrate it in high school

[placid sail]

boy's day?

[real tinsel]

girls would buy presents for boys

[real tinsel]

yeah

[placid sail]

oh, I see

huh

still better than the circus that takes place here every year

people gets almost psychotic in revering the past events which were actually gruesome and tragic like it's their own most prideful thing in life

while the actual veterans are left for dead with insulting pensions, living in scrabble

[real tinsel]

yeah same here

they have an entire park for items from the dead armenians and stuff

[placid sail]

and God forbid you're not fucking ecstatic like everyone else, you gonna get fucked for that

oh and yeah

[real tinsel]

our people are same after all

[placid sail]

in tomorrow's parade, the same guys who've murdered ukrainians gonna participate

another insult for poor soviet people who were thrown in the meatgrinder, to compare these killers with them

at least some of soviet soldiers were indeed trying to protect their homeland, not just make war crimes for the sake of some shitty argument

yeah, whatever, let us not speak of that here

neural network is making smooth animation out of bunch of static images

looks so dope

you gotta hurry up with making the dosh with hentai, khaaytil

soon the ai will draw it all by itself

[real tinsel]

oh no

more hentai for me

i don't lose either way

[placid sail]

but the dosh!

[real tinsel]

the way technology has progressed in the last 20 years convinces me that we have found some abandoned ancient technologically advanced society's artefacts

look at it i mean in 2000 years big things only happened every century or so. Now it happens every year

[placid sail]

the way it progressed in the last 20 years makes me convinced that no progress of technology would guarantee the proper way of life for everyone unless our society would be government by somebody else other than megalovaniac assholes

it is our problem #1 right now

[placid sail]

yeah, techological progress improves itself

[real tinsel]

unfortunately there's no technology that eliminates greed

[placid sail]

"yet"

[real tinsel]

i like your way of thinking

[placid sail]

yeah, I don't think that's the thing that would be solved by technology

[real tinsel]

time to find a very big meat grinder

[placid sail]

I feel like we as a species have to mature enough for that to happen

[placid sail]

kha no

[real tinsel]

we need another 300 years for that

[real tinsel]

yes

be reasonable. My way is the only true way

[placid sail]

that's a generous fucking prediction

thank the heavens if we ever mature at all

[real tinsel]

we will if they listen to me

[placid sail]

yeah no man

[real tinsel]

then they are doomed

[placid sail]

we're in this shit because there is a khaaytil already who told everyone "trust me, it will help, get in the meatgrinder" in the first place

[real tinsel]

a minus + a minus makes a plus

[stark relic]

Where can I find Night vision ?

night's so dark in G.A.M.M.A.

[real tinsel]

you can either buy from traders or craft it yourself

[stark relic]

shit

wrong channel

[real tinsel]

i think it needs advanced tools

even higher tier needs expert tools

[placid sail]

or grind relationship with traders until it shows up in their wares

[real tinsel]

oh yeah i forgot about relation stuff

finding materials to craft it is way easier than being an errand boy for duty

[real tinsel]

i need to know who that imposter is

[placid sail]

depends, if you're very unlucky with stashes, it may be plausible

[real tinsel]

he's gonna be my first meat grinder visitor

[real tinsel]

stalkers almost always have radio or broken stuff in their inventory

[placid sail]

literally every second leader, tyrant, president, king, chief and other big guy on this planet throughout history, including current ones

good luck

[real tinsel]

heheh that's a lot of meat

[placid sail]

but not advanced tools though

[real tinsel]

i will be fixing starvation too while i'm on it

[placid sail]

you do realise that since they're khaaytils too they have their own meatgrinders and are fully ready for your arrival?

[real tinsel]

i will win

they're not as deranged and insane as i am

[placid sail]

lmao

you would make a great leader, khaaytil

[real tinsel]

that's a very lovely compliment thank you bz11k

[placid sail]

plus of having a circus tomorrow, we do get long weekend again

I will be able to send more photos of duckies here from our park

[real tinsel]

aw we don't have duckie parks

i've actually never seen a duck

[placid sail]

we even have orange ones!

something like this

I tried to get a photo of one, but little guy was hiding in the bushes

one time I was walking around in the park just at the start of the spring, he was walking right on the lawn and be like "sup dude got any bread?"

very cute birbs

@heady crow oh! one more important thing about the patch I've remembered

very important

Sion
Passive: Glory in Death

Zombie damage to structures: 100% ⇒ 40%

Sion splitpush meta is fucking annoying, every second game there's a retarded Sion who doesn't participate in game at all, buys hullbreaker and pushes lane until the end of game

now these assholes will actually have to play the damn game

[heady crow]

ye ive heard of it

target nerfing baus

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stachu-johnes-stachu-johnes-gif-18194881

[grizzled meadow]

My brother

[grizzled meadow]

My brother

[real tinsel]

my husband

[stone blade]

my wife

[heady crow]

my brother from another mother

[stone blade]

yes

i am everyones brother from another mother

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Near+duck_e59cf7_9548218.mp4

https://youtu.be/uT_5ZGf7IEM

[stone blade]

THIS IS SO ME

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Believe+it+or+not+straight+to+italian+jail_e0cefb_9552743.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Italian meme, I'm dying

I think it's understandable or you need a translation?

[placid sail]

I require translation, yes, though I've understood that the young guy is going to italian jail

[grizzled meadow]

Not a word by word thing because it would take me ages, but basically

The old man, I'm sure he's the grandfather, he's yelling "You don't cut it this way, you're doing it wrong"

So to make it "even", he rotate the thing

The young man proceed to do what he was doing, the wrong way

The granpa can't take anymore and begin to yell "stop it, this is wrong, asshole, asshole, asshole"

[heady crow]

thats how i imagine falco meeting one of us for the first time and seeing us boil spaghetti or something

[grizzled meadow]

Of course, it has to be this way

[placid sail]

what is "stroncu"? he yells it repeatedly at the end

[grizzled meadow]

Stronzo

Basically it's "asshole" in english

The insult, of course

Non the hole

[placid sail]

lmao granpa chill

[grizzled meadow]

At the end he goes STRONZO STRONZO STRONZO

[placid sail]

I thought that word meant something about cutting, but he's actually just yelling YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I can't

[grizzled meadow]

The cutting part is just two second before he start to yell in repeat "asshole"

[placid sail]

oh man I'm wheezing

[grizzled meadow]

Because it's saying "don't do it, stop it, you're making it worse, STRONZO x3, you don't do it like that-"

[heady crow]

give is your divine wisdom falco

how is it supposed to be done

[grizzled meadow]

Our meme history is full of this stuff, FULL

[grizzled meadow]

From what I remember, you start from the top, like the point

[placid sail]

I mean, I can understand, this cured meat looks very expensive and exquisite, but still granpa come on

[grizzled meadow]

You start from the bottom

And you cut the thing while trying to keep it even

[placid sail]

oh, he was supposed to lift thing by the bone

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285877722801111041/972897035395153930/Surveillance_Camera_Man_1-8.mp4

doesent want to embed

sad

but theres 50 minutes of surveillance man

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/pgEbie_er2o

Here an example

The "problem" is that doing it by knife is very difficult

[heady crow]

ofc you got the technique just right?

[grizzled meadow]

Most of the time you use a slicer

[placid sail]

dude wtf 50 minutes

[heady crow]

ikr

[grizzled meadow]

Me personally? No, never tried it, I know how to clean it for the slicer

But I never attempted such risky task

[placid sail]

nobody wants to go to prison for slicing a meat, Bruno

[placid sail]

so you just need to fixate it and slice as thin as possible, got it

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/581119683521019905/972257903023124580/missing_scouts.mp4

[placid sail]

can't even remember the last time I've eaten prosciutto, that thing probably cost more than me rn

[placid sail]

unless you've prepared the meat wrong, you're good to go in Italy

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/AQJw_4FN7MQ

[stone blade]

tarkov OST

[placid sail]

tactical espionage action

Linux Gear Solid

[ashen yacht]

That ain't even that crazy

Probably makes it taste better tbh

[placid sail]

makes note "o'breeki is a crackhead" m yes yes useful

[ashen yacht]

Lol have you ever had Yankee stadium hotdogs? Cause I have.

[placid sail]

is that in America?

[ashen yacht]

Yes

[placid sail]

nah, never been there, and that's a shame

[ashen yacht]

It's sport stadium hotdog. Never gonna be good lol

[placid sail]

it can destroy itself in another left vs right battle until I'm not wealthy enough for the trip

[ashen yacht]

Lol

[placid sail]

it's not about the quality! it's part of an event experience!

shitty hot-dog is a must have!

[ashen yacht]

Hahaha and that's why they charge 12$

[placid sail]

of course

[ashen yacht]

Where are you from?

[placid sail]

glances around and whispers you know... Russia

[ashen yacht]

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible channel

[ashen yacht]

Oh. My. God.

[placid sail]

not a great place to hail from currently

[ashen yacht]

We all can't be perfect country

Mine is suffering from poor education

[placid sail]

if I recall correctly, your people are currently fighting over abortion issue

[ashen yacht]

When I was young it was only kids who thought counter culture was cool. Now it's the adults too.

Yeah. Some people want things to stay like they were years ago.

[placid sail]

good ol' America

[ashen yacht]

It's all stupid bullshit.

I live in a "good" state so at least I don't have to worry about that shit for now.

[placid sail]

it is peculiar that whatever issue your country has, it always splits the population in two

well, because there are only two parties, obviously

[ashen yacht]

Yeah and those two parties fought hard to make sure they are the only two choices.

[scenic sable]

[placid sail]

I don't see what Aldo've posted

somehow stil threatened

[grizzled meadow]

I hope he didn't blocked you

[placid sail]

French don't kill I surrender

[scenic sable]

Just looking.

[grizzled meadow]

Me as well, as long as it isn't political it's okay

[ashen yacht]

If I talk about anything like that I'd keep it as basic as possible

This isn't a politics discord lol

[grizzled meadow]

Politics you mean? The basic rule around here is simply "don't talk politics"

So that we can avoid all sort of problems

[grizzled meadow]

Exactly

If you want to talk about abortion (for example) is fine

I mean maybe not in here because this is a place for memes and shitposting
#╟❓general-offtopic would be more fitted for the thing

[ashen yacht]

[placid sail]

not much to discuss about it, I'm not religious

I don't think there is a single sane reason for abortion ban unless it's a part of your dogma, or if you want to pump population whatever it takes

[scenic sable]

Should've used this:

[placid sail]

oh it was a big champ

strange, it was nothing from the mobile discord

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

there's gonna be a lot of stuff like this tomorrow

[heady crow]

victory day right?

[placid sail]

yup

[heady crow]

yessir

how do you guys even celebrate it btw?

i only know it bcs tarkov usually goes on sale then

[placid sail]

lots of parading, pompous patriotic bravade and RUSSIA SAVED THE WORLD RUSSIA IS THE BEST

also the only day the government acknowledges that there are still some veterans alive and throw them the bone for the cameras

there are only historical films and series on the TV, children are wearing forage-caps and military costumes, especially dumb people get drunk and try to find somebody who is not as ecstatic as they are to punch their teeth in

if you're a russian abroard, you must get drunk and find some germans to harass

I always feel a bit uneasy about my sceptical and hostile approach to the celebration because of the upbringing and, well, the events celebrated during that day being very real and important/tragic for our country, but sheeesh

it's such a pitiful circus

oh and also stuff like this recently

hell yeah brotheeeeer lets blow this club victory daaay

[pastel quartz]

200 dollars for that

[pastel quartz]

stalker radios

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LRNWr6EJJk

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow are there any things i need to know about arkham knight optimization

every time i launch the game i get fps drops until the entire city is loaded

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Batman:_Arkham_Knight

Most likely Physx, Nvidia gameworks is pretty heavy with that game.

And that you talking about is more like texture streaming Unreal Engine uses

Is it installed on HDD?

[real tinsel]

yep

i don't have an ssd

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel what Mayoringram said

I have a 3070 so I can't help you that much

[real tinsel]

i tried the quixote thing but it crashes the game on launch. I checked the dev's reddit and he says it's not optimized for every gpu

[glad kelp]

You get one day off and there happens the best shit

Like you're just gone for a day

Xd

[upbeat bobcat]

Game was very problematic at launch, they had to put the sales from Steam back to improve and it looks like they didn't do shit

Are you on AMD GPU?

[real tinsel]

nvidia

gtx 750

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh

[real tinsel]

ye

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, if there's a Physx option turn it off

Lemme check smn

https://steamcommunity.com/app/208650/discussions/0/405691491106183904/

Check this out

Thankfully you can hard tinkle with UE4 titles if they allow you, can disable things which game doesn't provide on default etc.

I'm sure this thread is packed with everything you can do about the game, other than that, nop. Game is poorly optimized.

[placid sail]

gimp gang let's goooo

1400 rubles down the drain fo the shittiest long Island and chebureks in existence

but it was fun

we should do this more often

man I wish I could hook up with you boys one day

[grizzled meadow]

The only thing that I can tell you is that I agree with what Mayoringram said, the game despite all the various patches it has had over time, continues to be poorly optimized
And yes, of course, with a 3070 and a Ryzen 7 3700X it's a lot less noticeable but it continues to be far from the, dare I say, perfect experience that Asylum could give you

[real tinsel]

arkham city ran pretty well for me too

at highest graphics 1080p my fps ranged between 50-60

[upbeat bobcat]

Ofc it did, that game is ancient

NV threw everything at the Arkham Knight tried to show off their tech capabilities just like FFXV and in the end, they were much of a hassle than just good visuals and nice feels.

[heady crow]

me watching myself at home covering my dish with parmesan cheese

[real tinsel]

can it run crysis arkham knight

[upbeat bobcat]

Tbh Crysis was all about raw power, this shit is unoptimized because NVidia and not even their cards are doing strong lmao

[real tinsel]

me watching bruno at his home covering his dish with parmesan cheese

[real tinsel]

quixote said it constantly generates new textures instead of using the already generated ones

that's why when you glide/drive around the city you get more fps drops

[upbeat bobcat]

An SSD would help immensely because of the texture streaming but yeah, if their implementation of texture sucks, no one can do anything but maybe an overhaul mod which would require fuckin lifetime to do prolly.

https://youtu.be/DUxKDV2CpS8

See how smooth SSD is?

Reading speed difference is on point.

[glad kelp]

You want smth funny?

Here, have some

[upbeat bobcat]

Bootleg Ariel

[placid sail]

okay

new piece of r*ddit knowledge

apparently, germans stare a lot

CRYSTAAAAAAAAAAL

CAAAAAAAAAAIN

I NEED YOU FOR SCIENCEEEEEEE

@glad kelp hey hey hey hey hey hello

science department is calling

which hand do you use to wipe

[glad kelp]

Hmm

Depends

What do i wipe?

I am no common german i'll let you know that

[placid sail]

that was a distraction question, I don't want to know that, ew

main question!

are germans prone to staring?

[glad kelp]

Prone to staring?

Others? Yes
Me? Not really

[upbeat bobcat]

If the view is good i suppose

[glad kelp]

I don't stare at things, only if they interest me

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[placid sail]

scamming scalpers is God's work and should be a tax exempt

[heady crow]

im not sure but im inclined to say the right

[placid sail]

dammit distraction question was too good

[heady crow]

omw to bulgaria

[stone blade]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

get in the damn pinocchio, shinji

also what's the toy inside

[heady crow]

northern black sea coast here we go

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/606497915287896076/973175430267957278/20220328_132734.jpg

[placid sail]

@heady crow I've got a new feature for you

https://youtu.be/I5WNKmB-qMY

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-gif-19191594

time to return

[pastel quartz]

https://txnor.com/view/kramer-cosmo-gif-18529533

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/cC1CqyCN9Q0

[real tinsel]

am i german?

[stone blade]

yes

you are

[real tinsel]

time to finish what mister fuhrer started

[stone blade]

period.

what

oh no

[real tinsel]

what

[placid sail]

khaaytil pls

[real tinsel]

okay i'll do it for you

[placid sail]

not even the craziest of khaaytil's exes can ever strive to achieve the level of dramatical performance of a bored husky

[real tinsel]

huskies are adorable

[upbeat bobcat]

Angry puppies

[placid sail]

||sometimes unbearable||

[upbeat bobcat]

They all look angry

[real tinsel]

and adorable

wait what about them looks angry

[placid sail]

I think he meant their coat color

it often makes them look like they're frowning when they're not

[real tinsel]

hehe pupe

[pastel quartz]

pepe

[upbeat bobcat]

Yah

[real tinsel]

she can run, but she can't hide

or maybe she can, i don't know the limits of backrooms

[zenith grove]

the uncertainty of the person saying that first line where have i seen this before

[real tinsel]

i confuse

[zenith grove]

you are confusion itself

[real tinsel]

indeed am

[stone blade]

Yeah thats me

for sure

[real tinsel]

this is ivan

[real tinsel]

this too

heheheh internet must see this one more time

[grizzled meadow]

I am Ivan

[real tinsel]

we're Ivan

[stone blade]

what

[real tinsel]

i've been gliding and batmobiling all over gotham while listening to bury the light for the past hour or so and it's one of the best decisions i've ever made

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-speakers-ryan5gediche-dmc-dmc5-gif-21059231

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Hi

[zenith grove]

uhhh are you guys sending more dogs to space ?

[real tinsel]

need more land to plant potatoes

[zenith grove]

oh no

[real tinsel]

intergalactic potato federation

[grizzled meadow]

I said it once, I'll said it again, this stuff is amazing because it's very well edited but at the same time it's creepy as fuck

And this is the most "chill" one that I've seen

[real tinsel]

why are they creepy

[grizzled meadow]

Because they take specific frame of specific things

Like the 😉

I mean come on

I don't know it seems obsessive to me

It's a strange thing to explain

[real tinsel]

it is obsessive we're obsessed with jerma

we're adhd people

or something

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I can see that

[real tinsel]

bruno is more obsessed

but i bet he wouldn't fuck jerma

i would

i'm gonna do the arkham knight thingy with what's up danger now

this game goes with music

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/1_dxQbw7K2c

[real tinsel]

i did not know ciri dies

[grizzled meadow]

She's alive

[real tinsel]

okay smart man she dies in the video

you can't fool me

[grizzled meadow]

My man cat

Look again

[upbeat bobcat]

She was unconscious

[real tinsel]

i won't fall for it again falconello. Your trickstering ends here

[grizzled meadow]

My man Mayoringram is where its at

[upbeat bobcat]

Game shows like shes dead but eh

[grizzled meadow]

But there is to say that ||Geralt dies in one of the multiple endings, that's true||

[upbeat bobcat]

She was busy getting femboyed on CP77 universe

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna keep believing she dies

[upbeat bobcat]

ok doomer

[real tinsel]

sadness gives me comfort

now back to listening to freebird

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/doomer-doomer-sad-depressed-gif-15543940

https://youtu.be/dhe_UTghOVk

Anyways back to memeing

https://youtu.be/X1zSoFp_gW4

[grizzled meadow]

This is me and @stone blade
https://youtu.be/8TxDOLOzTdE

Or me and @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

no that's definitely me and the voices

we hate each other

[grizzled meadow]

Especially the 200 dollars

[real tinsel]

yeah they're broke as much as i am

at least they play music sometimes, so they're bearable

[stone blade]

you are ugly and disgusting

yes.

[real tinsel]

i was watching riddler trophies video on youtube because i was stuck and some retard wrote in the comments that ||arkham knight is jason todd||

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-jason-todd-titans-laugh-gif-15329779

[real tinsel]

i had already figured it out because joker was making it really obvious near the end, especially in the ||panessa studios part after henry adams kills everyone||

but still, kinda ruined the surprise

[heady crow]

jerma fans are as psychotic as him

[grizzled meadow]

Give me 200 dollars

[stone blade]

well , I won't

I am sincerely sorry

[grizzled meadow]

And I'm here going like

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-who-what-gif-14541222

And I've even played the game

[grizzled meadow]

You're ugly

You're disgusting

I'm gonna kill you

Give me 200 dollars

Sorry I wanted to end my comment chain

Now you can talk

[real tinsel]

this is oppression

the mods are abusing their power

who do we call

the mod police

[grizzled meadow]

And like I said, I clearly see that

[heady crow]

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously this is one of those videos

[real tinsel]

why do i keep getting batman spoilers oh my god

can't open youtube anymore

[grizzled meadow]

Don't look at comments you doofus

It's the first rule

[real tinsel]

it's the videos

THE VIDEOS

[grizzled meadow]

Oh the recommended

[real tinsel]

i open youtube and there comes a bunch of videos that have spoilers in their TITLE

BATMAN BLOWS HIMSELF UP

[heady crow]

hey spoilers wtf

[real tinsel]

fuck sorry

[heady crow]

nah nah dw is joke :D

[real tinsel]

i have betrayed my morale, time for sudoku

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not sure I will recover financially from this spoiler

[real tinsel]

i'll give you 200 dollars

[placid sail]

Batman is Bruce Wayne

https://tenor.com/view/easter-funny-shrek-funny-face-gif-16873758

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow ban this bloody midget

[heady crow]

i love looking at pictures of jinx

[real tinsel]

how about i offer you to cuddle with me fully naked and look at pictures of jinx together

[placid sail]

stranger danger

[real tinsel]

haha no i'm not dangerous

not at all

[narrow lotus]

lmfao

[real tinsel]

fuck you gamma bot

it was bingus

racist bot

bingus deserves love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4EMvSli7rc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyQn2ic2Wzw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FhGOV7fs64

[grizzled meadow]

Can you, Phil Mahar?

[real tinsel]

i certainly can fill him with whatever you desire

[grizzled meadow]

I thought I were your husband wtf??!

[real tinsel]

oh shit yeah

plans with bruno cancelled
time to lay naked with falco and look at revengeance videos

[placid sail]

your southern wife is unfortunately a whore

time for some discipline

spanking with a bunch of spaghetti should do nicely

[real tinsel]

falco when did you get a wife

[placid sail]

wow dudde

treating your husband like that

not cool.

[real tinsel]

you greedy bastard

was i not enough?

[placid sail]

HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU DUM DUM

[real tinsel]

no i'm his husband

how can i be his wife i don't own a vagina

[placid sail]

that will be decided by the sparring match

[grizzled meadow]

You can be a femboy just to irritate a random on here but you can't be a wife?

[real tinsel]

good argument

[placid sail]

if you lose to Falco, you're a wife

[real tinsel]

i like my penis

[placid sail]

if you win, you're a husband

no weapons, only oil for the body and loincloth

just like the good old times

may the best husband win

[real tinsel]

that means i get to grab falco's ass

[placid sail]

well

yes

[real tinsel]

then i've already won

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/to-obtain-your-epic-ass-all-gas-no-brakes-to-get-your-ass-have-your-ass-epic-ass-gif-16817141

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-the-boss-metal-gear-solid3-snake-eater-snake-gif-19627120