🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

not 8 years but it was like 2 years worth of hair

[upbeat bobcat]

Ez, on the internet, they don't know I'm Turkish. IRL on the other hand, most think I'm foreigner, ofc not the ones in the area I've been living all my life

[real tinsel]

and what do they say

your locals

[placid sail]

they say cigara ichmec oldurur

[real tinsel]

man i feel like mr international when i understand something foreign

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro, I live in west side, I don't get negative attention on my hair (like 90% I'm sure)

[real tinsel]

i did

bloody south

bald is easier to maintain though

[placid sail]

if only turkish cigarettes had something more useful written on the packaging, I would have been native turkish speaker by now

[upbeat bobcat]

South is

[real tinsel]

long ass hair is difficult as fuck to maintain

[random rapids]

Looks fabulous, though.

[real tinsel]

if you fail to maintain it looks like shit

[random rapids]

Don't fail to maintain it, then :-)

[placid sail]

I see no drawbacks in looking like a fucking hobo

[real tinsel]

at first i was able to maintain but nowadays i barely even maintain my food shit

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll be bald in the future anyway, very thin hair

[real tinsel]

i eat once a day and that's if i'm in the mood

[real tinsel]

it makes me look more like a rich cunt

[placid sail]

grow them as long as possible, carefully cut them at the root, make a sick ass wig, be a blond roach forever

[placid sail]

how does messy long hair make you look like a rich cunt??? huh??

rich people always have tidy hair

[upbeat bobcat]

Sadgely I've been postponing my military service for long enough due to school but I gotta go soon. Goodbye hair

[placid sail]

even if it's not tidy, three hairdressers worked hard for three hours to make it look messy

[real tinsel]

my hair gets oily too fast and too much. I don't wash my hair for a day and it's dripping oil, which then causes it to look sleek or something

[random rapids]

Have you seen rich people in Europe? Dudes always look like they've been through a Battlefield.

[placid sail]

damn, is it mandatory at your place too?

[upbeat bobcat]

US is interested

[placid sail]

oh no my dude, you look like professor Snape, not sleek

[real tinsel]

oops

[placid sail]

believe me, I've been there

[real tinsel]

how the fuck do you know that

i knew you're spying on me

[placid sail]

I AM IN YOUR WALLS YOU GULLIBLE FOOL

[real tinsel]

time to get the sledgehammer

[placid sail]

hahahaha

go ahead, I am quite slim and nimble

[upbeat bobcat]

Ofc, Turkey is a militaristic nation

[placid sail]

sadge

is bribing affordable/doable?

[real tinsel]

iirc if you don't go to army your dumbass people will bully you

[upbeat bobcat]

Ours is not as heavy as South Korea i guess tho

[upbeat bobcat]

Paid service is smtn but it only shortens your service for like 20 days

I'd cry if I lose my hair for 20 days

And it's fucking expensive

[real tinsel]

fortunately i already have a physical condition which prevents them from taking me

[upbeat bobcat]

*to 20 days, not for.

[real tinsel]

i still have to pay, but not as much

[placid sail]

in here, it's usually bribing to forge your health condition during the medical commission testing

[real tinsel]

holy shit same

[placid sail]

but afaik, it's currently too expensive/too risky to be feasible for simple mortals like myself

[upbeat bobcat]

Sounds cool but isn't it gonna mark you for life? I mean the medical condition?

[real tinsel]

wdym

[upbeat bobcat]

You bribe medical officials for false report, but that report is legit at the end of the day. That condition is you from now and then

When you try to apply a job etc, that is there

[real tinsel]

yeah that's why they usually do duck feet

if you have duck feet, they can't take you. Duck feet doesn't have any job issues i think

[upbeat bobcat]

Duck feet?

[real tinsel]

yeah when you feet are uh

dik

what's dik in english i don't remember

you know düz

[upbeat bobcat]

Oooo aight

[real tinsel]

not curvy like normal people

[placid sail]

really doubt that anyone either knows or cares that I have duodenal ulcer I'd say being stuck with the most retarded people you can find for a year on a shitty trash diet while doing the dumbest assigments which half the time has nothing to do with neither discipline nor warfare is gonna leave a mark on you

[glad kelp]

cough

[real tinsel]

i actually have duck feet and for a long time i thought everyone does too

[real tinsel]

you forgot about the shittiest person you could ever meet being your drill sergeant for an entire year

[placid sail]

the only bad mark left on me by forging was taking gastroscopy to make it plausible

shit is fucking nasty

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

are you into my feet

nasty

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

oh, and staying in special hospital for three days where we were examined, and almost passing out in the metro afterwards, because said hospital had food worse than in the prison

[glad kelp]

Jesus

[real tinsel]

haha i never did

my aunt's son had to stay in a hospital though

[placid sail]

you don't need to prove anything with your diagnosis

[real tinsel]

having actual medical condition rocks

[placid sail]

just slap you duck feet on the ground and you're good to go

[real tinsel]

now that i'm mentally ill as well, they can suck my giganormous balls

tickle my pickle

[placid sail]

but gastro diagnoses demand thorough analysis

oh, and also I'm no longer of age to be conscripted, so even if they to find out somehow, they can still fuck off

[real tinsel]

yours stops at 30 too?

[placid sail]

27

iirc

[real tinsel]

huh ours is 30

they can suck my dick i'm not serving this shit ass country

[placid sail]

well, unless the old geezer gets completely batshit insane tomorrow and will officially declare war either on ukraine or the whole fucking war

[real tinsel]

bz11k gonna play stalker in real life

[placid sail]

but then again, I would be fucking booking it to Baku to meet my good friend khaaytil and live in his house's walls, not to be fucking sent to die for some retarded old psychopaths

[real tinsel]

so you're not already living in my walls

hmm good to know

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

good to know

[placid sail]

I treat your walls as dacha

[upbeat bobcat]

Ngl I wanna visit Baku, looks cool af

[placid sail]

moving in here and there

[real tinsel]

bz11k the wall whisperer

[placid sail]

eat your caaaaat

[real tinsel]

which one

[placid sail]

yeeees

the voice is as dumb as you aaaaaare

[real tinsel]

you're in for some shit then

[real tinsel]

it doesn't get dumber than this

[real tinsel]

hi

[placid sail]

punch the policeman and tell him he's gaaaaaay

[upbeat bobcat]

Reminds me of that naked uk dude beating up a cop

[real tinsel]

if you do that in here you're gonna get a dubinka in your ass

i prefer not to get a dubinka in my ass

and as dessert they'll give you a very nice beer butilka

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh if you don't want it I'd imagine it's bad

[real tinsel]

my personal favorite is baltika 9

[placid sail]

you would get the same result anywhere my dude

well, except for some nordic country perhaps

[real tinsel]

in canada they'll apologize you for insulting them

[upbeat bobcat]

And Scotland

[placid sail]

if you do that shit in brunoland, you'll get a hot cocoa and drive back to your home

[placid sail]

okay

[real tinsel]

bruno won the geographical lotto

[placid sail]

we have to denounce that "canada is ideal" shit

if it was true, it no longer is

[real tinsel]

why

[placid sail]

because many of my imaginary friends said so

[upbeat bobcat]

It wasn't like that for a long time

[real tinsel]

my imaginary friends say different things

[upbeat bobcat]

t least most places

[placid sail]

they say that the living condition there has plummeted quite a lot

[placid sail]

because your voices are undisciplined

[upbeat bobcat]

Fucking imaginary friends are more educated than me fml

[placid sail]

mine have a bi-weekly orderly council

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

Bruno

say to a policeman that he's gay NOW

it's for science, don't worry

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayy here's the sauna man

[real tinsel]

me with my wife

i miss my wife

[upbeat bobcat]

İmaginary

[glad kelp]

Wdym

[real tinsel]

SHE WAS REAL

i think

[heady crow]

my brother just graduated from the Police University College

hes valid enough?

[real tinsel]

my hallucinations have actually gotten worse

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/waifu-anime-select-your-waifu-gif-15319443

[real tinsel]

i feel like if i wasn't so in touch with reality i would've lost my sanity a long time ago

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't know any of these

[placid sail]

not really, personal relations

[real tinsel]

me neither

[placid sail]

would disrupt the experiment

[heady crow]

hmmm

the next time i see a cop at the centre sure

[placid sail]

but you can tell him that he's gay regardless, it just won't count towards the experiment

[real tinsel]

i do have a feeling however that this is a kid

[upbeat bobcat]

Loli

[real tinsel]

i want to change my waifu

ALRIIIGHT

she's hot

[heady crow]

yeah but shes not misato

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

yeah but hot

[heady crow]

yeah

[real tinsel]

she looks like the type of person who would break my dick

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayy

[real tinsel]

man why do the dick breakers always have to be so crazy

[glad kelp]

Idk who that is tbh

But they don't look hot

[real tinsel]

i thought you're the anime expert

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[glad kelp]

Hahaha-

[real tinsel]

i was gonna go get a beer while going home but i told myself not today

[heady crow]

mai from bunny girl senpai

[real tinsel]

i will not do alcoholism today

[heady crow]

friends forced me to watch the show

good on you khaa

proud of you

[real tinsel]

thank you

[glad kelp]

Poggers

[real tinsel]

it's okay here have my pizza

[glad kelp]

I actually just watched the beginn8ng

It's weird

[heady crow]

yeah there are some weird shenanigans in it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-white-roomba-cute-weird-gif-19060101

[heady crow]

but i enjoyed it throughout even tho i dont watch alot of anime

[glad kelp]

I see

I'll see

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-drip-willem-drip-foe-green-goblin-norman-osborn-gif-24291575

[real tinsel]

it's jinxposting friday

[grizzled meadow]

FINALLY a 10/10 gif

[grizzled meadow]

It's Friday already?

[real tinsel]

i don't know

no it's wednesday

[grizzled meadow]

No JoJo then, next time

[real tinsel]

noooo

we'll move it to wednesdays

[heady crow]

arent jojo fridays dead anyways?

[real tinsel]

it's jinxposting wednesday

[real tinsel]

i used to think this dude is a girl

[placid sail]

the only good friday meme is friday night funking yakuza

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEnIFV2-mc

[heady crow]

starting to get trauma from the songs intro after having it as an alarm for like a year now

[real tinsel]

never make good songs your alarm

[upbeat bobcat]

Careful now, DON'T 100%

[heady crow]

nah i still enjoy the song but when kiryu speaks in the beginning it grinds my ears

[real tinsel]

my alarm is whatever default song comes in the phone itself

[real tinsel]

from the amount of deepfry i knew it was gonna be earrape

thanks for the warning however

[placid sail]

to be fair, I expected more

[placid sail]

my ears are not even ringing

[real tinsel]

man i should have bought deadpool while it was still on steam

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-opinion-deflected-dancing-gif-23041283

[real tinsel]

only way i can play it is cracked but i don't trust those

[upbeat bobcat]

Whenever i hear that music

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

[real tinsel]

i used to be into nightcore in 2016

[placid sail]

sad song though

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/v1q5bVJoXzk

[heady crow]

im into nightcore edits of hardstyle songs rn

[grizzled meadow]

I don't care shut up shut up shut up

[heady crow]

THE DREAM IS DEAD FALCO

NETFLIX KILLED IT

anyways having a blast going through part 4 again rn

booming

[real tinsel]

didn't netflix die

[placid sail]

sample extracted successfully

for your dripping needs

https://youtu.be/cuIlKjIRPEM

[real tinsel]

i've seen this more than 20 times but it's still funny

[real tinsel]

bald head: check
mustache: check
shitty personality with a drop of narcissism: check
next stop lung cancer

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/971084257478987846/jerma.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

obeste

[heady crow]

obeste

[glad kelp]

Obeste

[real tinsel]

obeste

[pastel quartz]

a classic

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta pin that shit once and for all

[grizzled meadow]

Aldourien humor back at it again

[glad kelp]

Bro whaaaat

[glad kelp]

Wtf

Samsung

[devout patio]

My setup inside reactor number 4

Now im thinking of a meme like all the “family” memes of everyone dressed up as vin deisel saying family

But instead its monolith repeatedly saying “монолит”

[glad kelp]

Lol

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/EmmAKZzsIK4

[real tinsel]

i'm 90%ish sure i heard john krasinski's voice in arkham knight

imdb doesn't show him being a voice actor in the game though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC1-oExOd6Y

what the fuck

his voice is different here

there goes my sanity again

[zenith grove]

just a normal job description

[real tinsel]

yeah nothing seems to be out of order

[minor fjord]

This is relatively mild compared to most

[pastel quartz]

kurwa

[devout patio]

Pay- 14USD an hour

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0t5krM8YeI

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729007063635591239/970556171813552148/Oscar_slap_eldenring_shorts.mp4

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Nonchalant+gnu_b86b32_9543412.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/ht2xmbdZk7c
Here, have some pixels

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/scatman-john-stutter-keysmash-black-and-white-gif-15855002

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel @pastel quartz

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel @pastel quartz we need two other for this one

[devout patio]

Im autistic yeah im autistic

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGEPZvO019U

M'aiq!!!!!

[real tinsel]

i wanted to do this in my old facebook account but since i'm such a nice little boy i couldn't get myself to do it

i wrote to ubisoft about assassin's creed and then i told them how much i like assassin's creed 3

[real tinsel]

oh shit mine actually do that

also mistral's theme

[real tinsel]

there are already 3 there

we need 1 more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0csAzB7Ss8

[stone blade]

the way it just goes FTUP

when it lands on the kitty

I love it

[heady crow]

reminds me of a meme i saw which went sorta like "the more i think about it the more it feels that schizophrenia has more positives than cons"

[real tinsel]

no it has both

i have more cons than positives but positives are really good

the vocal hallucinations can be annoying at times, but sometimes they can be fun

they're not as constant as people make them though

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dgpHmf0bD4

[heady crow]

is you hearing scatman one of the funny vocal hallunications or?

[zenith grove]

didnt know tax fraud was wholesome

[placid sail]

by committing tax fraud you're treating yourself, which is wholesome

[heady crow]

youve never committed tax fraud with the homies?

it can be very wholesome

[upbeat bobcat]

"don't worry fam we got you, copy of the same game is on the way"

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-stardust-gif-19603236

[real tinsel]

yes

[heady crow]

free entertainment

damn

can you affect what you hear in any way?

[real tinsel]

wym

[real tinsel]

us

[real tinsel]

ac4 was different

i liked sailing with my brethren and listen to them sing shanties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtn6igpgP4

[heady crow]

like do you have any control over the hallucinations or does your brain just decide to play scatman

[real tinsel]

nope it just decides to play scatman

[heady crow]

time to gaslight your brain then

[real tinsel]

how

[heady crow]

thats the question

[real tinsel]

gaslighting doesn't exit

you made it up

[real tinsel]

THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIIIIIIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517yf9XkQdk

[glad kelp]

Um, i don't think that is mister squarepantses show >~>

[real tinsel]

it says it's mister squarepantses show

[glad kelp]

B-but...the description says..

[real tinsel]

i'm pretty sure that's the whole plot of spongebob

[glad kelp]

Ah ok, understandable

Never knew his family left him, lmao

[real tinsel]

how do you know they left him

may they died

in a terrible terrible car accident

[glad kelp]

Damnit i mustve missed that episode

Anyways

Brainfart

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/RaT3ZISFA4s

[real tinsel]

success

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang, people who makes modes just for people who has phobias are based. They mostly work on spider enemies in games. I saw one Dragon Age mod which was turning them into dogs, interesting choice, not a happy one but still.

#🎪bruh-fart locals waiting for a new blood to post quality shitpost

[placid sail]

I wonder if there's such a thing for Skyrim

a friend of mine loves the elder scrolls series a lot but loses her shit completely because of spiders there

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/vPk2j-PsOJw there's this new one from latest GTA Online update

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm completely sure there is

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/37319

There you go

[placid sail]

yo that's dope

[upbeat bobcat]

Must be more mods about it, different tastes

[upbeat bobcat]

Skyrim probably should have every aspect of mods there is available, if it doesn't have, there's no mod like it

[placid sail]

talent mods such as ordinator are the best

vanilla talents are boring as fuck

while the mod makes even speech tree an actual weapon

[upbeat bobcat]

LIGMA

Starfield with modding will be great

An open universe space RPG with Bethesda modding support is just gasm

[placid sail]

could have been great if bethesda'd make a game that can also stand on its own rather than only be a good platform for mods

[upbeat bobcat]

At least they are making the expected

[placid sail]

I'm so afraid for upcoming scrolls game after fallout 76

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't think they'll approach that multiplayer aspect again, it was just a test

Multiplayer for Bethesda type games are a mistake

[placid sail]

yeah, teso was a flop for me too, though some've enjoyed it

[upbeat bobcat]

MMO is okay for those people, it has mechanics for it

FO76 was trying to be like single player but mmo, that's why it's bland

[placid sail]

and because it was broken as fuck

[pastel quartz]

FO76 failed because it's a copypaste of FO4

except somehow worse

[placid sail]

and because of the shittiest idea of removing the neutral npc

aaaand

the list goes on

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why I said they tried it, it wasn't much work and they just tried mmo aspect of fo4

They just put somenew shit and put it as a new game

[placid sail]

"tried" is a strong word, more like "half-assed"

[upbeat bobcat]

Not like we are stranger to it, looking respectfully at some companies

I'm curious about the new engine, Fo4 was looking good with character lighting off.

I'm also scared they will butcher the performance in sake of gay tracing

Not expecting from neither Starfield or ES6 much of a content, that's why they never surprise me. I play the first time without mods for the lore sake and then wait for overhauls and qol shit which arrives not so after.

Welp, they might even surprise this time with MS having them who knows

[heady crow]

have they released any info on starfield? I remember them revealing the title at an e3 years ago but havent heard of it since

[upbeat bobcat]

There was an in-game visuals trailer

[heady crow]

ooh nice

need to check that out later then

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/pYqyVpCV-3c

10 months ago

Doesn't look like complete "in-game" but I'm sure it's close to it.

Hmm, it says 11.11.22

[heady crow]

will look like a og xbox game on my pc anyways

[gloomy roost]

Either it's gonna release good, or it's gonna release like CP2077

[upbeat bobcat]

Cp77 was a good lesson for everyone

[heady crow]

a nice reminder to some people never to preorder games

[gloomy roost]

Had a good story and sides, but with cut content and bugs

[upbeat bobcat]

I still played all of it when it launched, was painful but welp

[heady crow]

i watched a few of my friends play like 30 hours of it in maybe 2-3 days

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye story was good

[heady crow]

but never bought it myself

[upbeat bobcat]

At least the story was finished

[upbeat bobcat]

You don't have to DRM wasn't a thing ahem

[heady crow]

[upbeat bobcat]

oi crikey mate whats this owo

[glad kelp]

That thing won't survive long

[glad kelp]

Why is this adorable

[placid sail]

are you kidding me

it's possum, kind king of Garbage

he will outlive monolith

[glad kelp]

Not with me in it

The kind don't survive in the human ranking system

Or well, just low chaces

In the end, humans kill humans

And even if that thing ain't human doesn't mean it's gonna stop me-

Anyways

[glad kelp]

Dude jt just flexed it's ears, but tbh that's just sick

[upbeat bobcat]

Because it is heh

[glad kelp]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/339274772896546819/967364424778256384/femboy_thinker.gif

[glad kelp]

Mine

[glad kelp]

Those wings look

Yes

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/971744428018503770/unknown.png?width=585&height=582

[grizzled meadow]

Right I forgot to add myself in, it was late

[grizzled meadow]

Tomorrow will be Friday... finally

[grizzled meadow]

One of the best AC right there

[grizzled meadow]

Literally this channel when I delete a meme

"FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
blocks me

[grizzled meadow]

My algorithm don't love him anymore, back in the days my home was full of this

[grizzled meadow]

God the hype is fucking real

I thought it was a new trailer

11.11.22 I really want to believe

[grizzled meadow]

Man he fell off

https://youtu.be/32gSFpf1fb0

A little reference to my saying also go follow Cold Ones

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why you don't believe any trailers, gameplay footage from E3, own dev videos and most importantly, don't hype. Because you get "disappointed" afterwards.

Same with every game.

They fuckin put things in their own videos that game doesn't even have.

[grizzled meadow]

That's basically why I don't preorder games

[upbeat bobcat]

YES

[grizzled meadow]

CP77 though?

Day one

[upbeat bobcat]

Pre-ordering a digital thing

[grizzled meadow]

The only thing I've buyed day one was the Yakuza saga because you just can't go wrong there

(apart the computer performance but even then the only one with problems was Y2)

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd understand a physical product for pre-ordering but digital, mang

I guess that kinda thing is exception yeah, you know what you are getting anyway

[grizzled meadow]

I understand the urge to do it because you want to be among () the first people to play the game but it's just stupid

It's a common known practice that day one games are shit like 100% of the time

[upbeat bobcat]

**PREMIUM GOLDEN CLOTHING AND YOUR OWN DIGITAL BEDROCK DILDO, PRE-ORDER NOW **

[glad kelp]

And then they get fixed plus updates and etc.

[upbeat bobcat]

I played the cp77 throughout the game with day one patch not regretting tho.

Though Ryzen fix was mandatory

[grizzled meadow]

That always get me because I always don't know if it's really true that I can have all that stuff without actually buy the game day 1

[upbeat bobcat]

Also I've played Fallout 4 with day one and I WAS fucking surprised how well they released that game performance wise looking at their history with releases. That shit was smooth as fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Diamond City wants to have a word with you

One the worst optimized place of all time, even now it's shit

(meanwhile on Grok's GitHub, "shit.power")

[upbeat bobcat]

I've played 180 hours of it and never had an issue relating crashes and stuff. At that time, only light modding was available due not having modding tools

[upbeat bobcat]

That sounds more like Yakuza modding, Kiryu Damage

[silk oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-almighty-comedy-jim-carrey-angry-typing-gif-3479485

Grok angrily modding at 4am

[upbeat bobcat]

And I've had FX-8150 and GTX970 back then, though a shit 60Hz 1080p monitor would mask the shitty optimization of Diamond town

[silk oracle]

"Stupid casuals ain't gonna use buckshot for nothing!"

[grizzled meadow]

I also had a 970, Diamond City was really a fps eater

Even now it's shit

Like all the game was smooth, good fps

You go there because it's basically story quests, boom, shitty fps

Alt+F4, goodbye and good riddance

[upbeat bobcat]

Cinematique

[grizzled meadow]

Now after years, I've decided to buy the whole thing with the DLCs

Modded the entire thing

Finally ready

Open, play, 30 minutes, Alt+F4, uninstall

Reason: it's Fallout 4

You really need to forget that you're playing FO4

[upbeat bobcat]

It's personal really, expectations ruin so many things, I accept things as they are.

[grizzled meadow]

It's also because they really shove down your throat that goddamn settlement thing

Even with mods because it's full of good mods for that, it's shitty

[glad kelp]

I personally expect nothing from people and accept and adapt to things as they are

[grizzled meadow]

Hype infact destroyed all my love and trust for Bethesda

[upbeat bobcat]

And that's why people stop talking to me irl because of their expectations

[glad kelp]

Kek

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, nothing can be done about their lack of skills about making a game, maybe MS can do anything but I doubt.

[grizzled meadow]

I have high hopes and dreams for Starfield but I'm trying to keep literally everything on low settings

[upbeat bobcat]

Looooots of big game developments are just lazy fucks now, it's the whole industry.

[glad kelp]

Bro they can't do shit right

[grizzled meadow]

Thing is impossible because the trailer really grab you and do dirty things to you, it's that good (for me)

[glad kelp]

There is no hope for bethesda

They won't do shit qbout their skills

[grizzled meadow]

Literally goosebumps

[upbeat bobcat]

Remember what Ubishit was doing years ago? Showing all that sweet spot and at the end of release? Downgraded no content shit.

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I know, like Watchdogs 1, I don't forget

[upbeat bobcat]

They learned from all that backfire and shit but they keep doing the CGI route so everything is fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc&t=408s

[glad kelp]

Yep

[upbeat bobcat]

Companies do a lot of shit like this, my hate for Ubishit is infinite but not because of only downgrades.

[glad kelp]

Maybe they should get real and hold their word about things

Ah right, they can't

They only speak "money"

[upbeat bobcat]

Anyways, I love this video about industry itself, I've posted it before but will do it again. He has right points.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xou0au6OSZU

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah that's the main course, no company cares about you as they try to implement that feel, people thought CDPR was so good to it's customers, they are so nice of a people and then, boom.

[grizzled meadow]

I hate this

[upbeat bobcat]

Nothing can reverse that thing

[grizzled meadow]

R6 was beautiful, fuck

[glad kelp]

Relatable

[grizzled meadow]

I mean okay it's OBVIOUS that it's cinematic but AT LEAST keep that lighting

[glad kelp]

There is no perfect game!
Stalker gamma:

[upbeat bobcat]

They can't because current gen console

They plan to do everything by consoles

Look at Skyrim's UI for example, that shit was only for consoles

SkyUI was godsend

Lot of games are only engineered for consoles, Square Enix is one of them, shitty PC support for years.

[glad kelp]

Since quantum pcs are coming out, or came out you would hope that shit would change but then again they will only use it for money

The world is a kinda corrupt place here

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks obama for the corruption smh

[glad kelp]

But everything on it's own, smh

[upbeat bobcat]

Sorry wrong chat

[glad kelp]

lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Mooods they're getting political in here

Gotta step up my answering game

No but seriously @upbeat bobcat without getting too much political (if possible), I'm curious about this

Explain your statement

[glad kelp]

I'm just as curious as you are falco

[upbeat bobcat]

Wdym what

What political

What explanation

[grizzled meadow]

I'd like to know what Obama did

[upbeat bobcat]

slkdhjgsduohgs

Just a meme

https://tenor.com/view/obama-politics-thanks-obama-gif-5262539

[glad kelp]

gets banned for getting political

[grizzled meadow]

Oh okay

I really thought for a moment that he actually did something to gaming in general

[glad kelp]

Obama gaming

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, yall talk about MGR for hours here and thinking of me getting political just because I said obama

Shame on you

[grizzled meadow]

That's something I'd watch

[glad kelp]

Me too

[grizzled meadow]

It really is all just a meme...

[grizzled meadow]

Man I seriously have just negative thoughts about the game

No spoilers plz

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not everyone's cup of tea

It's strange, you gotta have a lot of patience

Which I have so I loved it

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[pastel quartz]

kek

[grizzled meadow]

• it's really FedEx Simulator, you can't take this out of my mind

[sturdy otter]

Death stranding? you either love or hate it, there is not much in between - honestly

[upbeat bobcat]

If the game has the enviroment to put me in immersion and the music, I'm all for it. For ex, RDR2, FFXV, CP77 and many more. Lot of people would think just because a game doesn't offer so much content wise and fill you with confidence every 10 mins making you interacting with some things, make you feel like you are the chosen one.

[glad kelp]

Omg RDR2 is yes

[sturdy otter]

true i would have not spent around 150hour in Fallout 74 if not for the fact that the dudes who did environmental story telling still worked for Bethesda, tho after i legit saw it all the charm of the world they build there was gone 😦

[glad kelp]

Yep

SoMetimes it's better to not look behind things and just look forward

[upbeat bobcat]

It's sad to see people think liking a well hated product is a guilty pleasure

[glad kelp]

Yee...

[sturdy otter]

something about piecing what happened in a small unmarked location just from how stuff was layed out in it (given that there was not a fuck up spawn which threw everything around) was appealing and fun

[upbeat bobcat]

I also loved FO4's enviroment thanks to turning off character lighting, that fog and other things were good, really good with the right music. Map was kinda small but welp

[sturdy otter]

tho if the best part about your game is something 90+% of the players do not care about

ye

[upbeat bobcat]

Oh also a nice texture mod

Fuck you Bethesda for putting in 4k shit textures a nice 2k textures look better.

[glad kelp]

Yes they do

[sturdy otter]

yep it as well had its moments

anyway back to memes

[glad kelp]

I can install rdr2 due to having gamepass les go-

[upbeat bobcat]

WHAT

GAMEPASS HAS RDR2?

PC?

[glad kelp]

Xbox

[sturdy otter]

yes sometimes it has

[glad kelp]

;p

[upbeat bobcat]

[sturdy otter]

Xbox/Microsoft is cranking up that investment money for games

like crazy

[glad kelp]

More games?

I mean they put unturned in there

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice games they are offering ye

[glad kelp]

And then they made it COST MONEY

LIKE WHAT

It's free on pc

But on xbox

[sturdy otter]

just make sure you dont fall for that scummy weekend deal

[glad kelp]

30€?!?!?

[glad kelp]

Why?

[sturdy otter]

basically you can play the game over the weekend for free

and after that its a 2 click transaction or something

[glad kelp]

What if i have no money?

[sturdy otter]

RIP Metro Exudus on my PC and thank fuck im broke

[glad kelp]

Lmao

Time to wqit fucking 7 hours for rdr2

[upbeat bobcat]

Netflix kinda sub system really changed everything

[glad kelp]

And then it'll be ummmm...

10pm when it's done basically

[upbeat bobcat]

sheesh

[glad kelp]

Won't even have time to play it today then xd

Also i am hyped for slime rancher 2 x3

[upbeat bobcat]

Heh, played the first one for some time but not my cup of tea

Pretty cute game ye

I'm scared of cute games novadays tbh, it turns out to rip and tear at some point and it scares me

[sturdy otter]

sounds like monday to be honest

[upbeat bobcat]

tru

Last sunday midnight, I was trying to sleep and when noticed it became monday, I wondered If ADHD is related to autism so I started to research...

That's what monday does to you

[glad kelp]

Tar slimes

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Wut? Didn't meet em yet?

Just spray water at them

Or throw them into the incinerador, where they belong

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Their evil slimes

"Out of controll rainbows"

On their food list are: slimes, meat and YOU

So you either stay away from em or make em yeet and delete

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/wongrande-gif-24458192

[glad kelp]

But excepting that

Majority of slimes are cute

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PECUhBVegOo?feature=share

@heady crow

[glad kelp]

Or all of them excepting that one abomination

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

Got this in my recommended a few days ago

The vid is great

[grizzled meadow]

Hivemind algorithm

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/R0cYbL5Ifbs

[grizzled meadow]

Italian memes in here, what are the odds

[upbeat bobcat]

ofc

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel this one is for you

https://tenor.com/view/matsuoka-shuzo-never-give-up-motivation-japan-asiatic-clams-gif-16195359

[stone blade]

brainfart as always on point

I LIKE IT

[grizzled meadow]

Best channel on here hands down

[stone blade]

YES

VERY TRUEEEEEEEEEEE

DA

delete all other channels

only brainfart

[glad kelp]

Lol

[stone blade]

apustaja is the only religion I believe in

[devout patio]

After working in IT for a brief period of time i have discovered that end-users are absoluley FUCK STUPID and if the zone was real one of them would most defintely try to lick an artifact

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/PnKgygXPxm4

https://youtu.be/PZ_d2O5ZT2c

[placid sail]

I mean... don't you want to lick a goldfish at least once?

god

no work today, had a little nap under the bright sun

I have no recollection of previous day at all

what year is it, where am I

[stone blade]

Hi

[placid sail]

hello

https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY

[stone blade]

wtf

[grizzled meadow]

That Yi Lan Ma part is tearing me apart

It's so good

This fucking song too

@heady crow

[pastel quartz]

LOL

[placid sail]

how come we don't we have a single revengeance emoji

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864907535428616275/971788119106011197/B0CBA3BE-763D-4B28-86B8-E8FFF0E7AAEC.jpg?width=563&height=701

[grizzled meadow]

One of the most powerful pic on the internet to this day

Even the stance literally scream "proceed"

[pastel quartz]

go ahead.

(literally)

[grizzled meadow]

This is the most reposted thing in here I swear, I don't know russian but I basically understand it at this point

• Halo
• Halo?
• HALO BLYAT XD

The end

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864907535428616275/971788568383074374/BAE4CA28-495A-42C4-A21C-A25249ED9C79.jpg?width=692&height=701

[silk oracle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-zxaKQfW6s&list=FLeYWn4nMOH0R8d5he3QKPIA&index=199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ZI2InTrsA&list=FLeYWn4nMOH0R8d5he3QKPIA&index=253

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/XTMFuiaNZso

I want to try it.

https://youtu.be/JpRsmrF0MLc

screams

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/AQeQanhuuXA

[silk oracle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2JOFiMBcr8

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/JXrWPLNp9tw

[heady crow]

omw to get a colour printer

[real tinsel]

i would most certainly be very drawn to licking every tasty looking artifact

but i wouldn't lick them

[placid sail]

I am getting irradiated, shot, mauled by monsters, compressed, burned, torn apart and melted by anomalies and robbed blind by traders

fuck yes I am licking any damn artefact I please

I would lick Wish Granter too whenever I have a chance

[real tinsel]

giving that monussy clit the good old tongue

blebleblebleblebleble

[placid sail]

oh god

Even I felt the urge to banhammer you for your depravity

[real tinsel]

be not mistaken, it's not depravity

i simply want to give pleasure to the glorious monussy

[placid sail]

you cannot say out loud MONUSSY CLIT and then DENY YOUR DEPRAVITY DAWG

[real tinsel]

yes i can

[placid sail]

kicked out of sin faction for being a weirdo, smh

[real tinsel]

they can kick me out all they want. They're jealous because they can't even get a sniff of monussy while i give it the best oral pleasure it will ever have

[placid sail]

YAMERO

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna approach each monolithian and very graphically explain to them how i fucked their stone

[placid sail]

this is exactly why they are shooting any outsider on sight, khaaytil

[real tinsel]

they better keep doing that

[placid sail]

why are you escalating so much? can't we all live in peace?

[real tinsel]

nope

[placid sail]

but you didn't have to cuuuut me off

[real tinsel]

i didn't cut you off:(

i think

[real tinsel]

unless you're gonna lick it and shit, i think feet are respectable

some people have pretty feet

[placid sail]

nah it's just some song lyrics to convey my dismay over your bloodthirstiness

[placid sail]

feet fetish is weird

but then again, all fetishes are

[real tinsel]

no i have thigh fetish

i don't think it's weird

but my fetish is mostly my skull being crushed between thighs sooo

pretty normal i think

[placid sail]

is it even a fetish thou

[placid sail]

nevermind

[real tinsel]

it feels so nice though

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uTU09iM2vDk

[real tinsel]

like they're warm as fuck and the pressure they create around my head feels ecstatic

did i use that word right, ecstatic

[placid sail]

isn't hugging enough then?

why is it have to be crushing?

[real tinsel]

not literally crushing

just squeezing to create some pressure around the head

[placid sail]

dude you said exactly crushing over and over again

[real tinsel]

yeah but i didn't mean it like breaking my skull

[placid sail]

you gonna get yourself killed over a misunderstanding

[real tinsel]

why would i want my skull to break over a boner

[placid sail]

well, because SOME PEOPLE DO WANT TO

[real tinsel]

nope

not me

[placid sail]

SO YOU HAVE TO BE SPECIFIC

[real tinsel]

they just need to understand better

[pastel quartz]

no

[placid sail]

right, can't you just read my mind, thigh-crushing wench, I wanted the other thing

[real tinsel]

get some bitches (who have pretty feet)

[real tinsel]

exactly my point

[pastel quartz]

now this i can get behind

[placid sail]

turns out khaaytil is not that deranged, just having trouble conveying his desires

[real tinsel]

words hard, me want thigh crush skull

[placid sail]

we've already established that you don't want your skull crushed!

jesus dude you really are going to be killed by some buffed girl who'll take your meaning literally

you need to have some kind of card with yourself at all times like Joker had with something like "please do not literally maul or kill me by crushing my skull and apply a reasonable force, I'm just a silly boy"

[pastel quartz]

yes so sad

https://tenor.com/view/big-bad-wolf-three-little-pigs-salivating-mouthwatering-gif-11189610

[placid sail]

see? some dude is already itching to crush you because you're not precise enough with the terminology

[real tinsel]

that dude is out of luck because i'm not into dudes

[placid sail]

but what if he's very feminine and will apply good make up?

[real tinsel]

does she have a dick

[placid sail]

well, duh, it's a feminine dude

but you wouldn't be able to tell till the moment he literally crushes your skull!

so not only you're gonna get killed, but by a dude as well!

and all because you were not careful with your words

[real tinsel]

word hard crush skull thigh

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/pnMiV2Ykw9E

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DtkagOU2B4E

[placid sail]

@upbeat bobcat I have some questions...

[glad kelp]

I'm ghe third, but i don't realize i have it so I'm ok ig

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/968246102446968852/970511322083127316/LOOK_AT_TGHIS_FCUGKIN_CAT-1-1-2-1-1.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822548544103251978/971366922715271288/video_2022-05-04_06-01-29.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937238402238128181/971851651239538688/WERE_AMERICANS.mp4

WE'RE AMERICA WE WONT BE STOPPED!

[zenith grove]

this is discord and you are repeating what the video says using all caps like an idiot, dont use all caps

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/944014802135691355.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[sturdy otter]

[real tinsel]

[real tinsel]

melon sleep buddy

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

his melon sleep buddy fell

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/Ei6M9lvw9PQ

[heady crow]

@placid sail i remember you saying that you like fucked league clips or something

[placid sail]

the only thing missing in this sound atrocity is vine boom sound effect

[heady crow]

[sturdy otter]

im still cracking up on this one xD

[upbeat bobcat]

Shee you right, I never researched this.

[placid sail]

that's something that a yamyam enjoyer would say

[upbeat bobcat]

[sturdy otter]

could you guys just get to the cooking already?

looks at the pile of hands these aint gonna get any better over time ya know

[placid sail]

I told it once and I'll tell it again! cannibalism is a worthless effort!

[upbeat bobcat]

So, name is based from a central African community, I guess they were cannibals I have no idea

[placid sail]

humans are undeserving of being devoured by me!

[sturdy otter]

if in need the Devil will eat flies

[placid sail]

I always appreciate it greatly when somebody goes to great length for the sheer joy of shitposting

[sturdy otter]

this i german speek translated

[sturdy otter]

also it hurts my brain how well made this actually is

[placid sail]

also, amazing soundtrack

[sturdy otter]

and if that was the North where the fuck is the south?

[placid sail]

or asian

[sturdy otter]

fair enough

[placid sail]

they're very fond of eating insects

yikes

[sturdy otter]

https://youtu.be/KpEvjRIdX70

[upbeat bobcat]

How many insects you eat while you are sleeping your mouth open eh

[sturdy otter]

okay clicking on the shitposts here with having my YT synced

apparently has an influence on my recommended

[sturdy otter]

as somebody who sleeps with his mouth open i would say around 2 tons of bugs a year

[heady crow]

thats free calories

[placid sail]

none, I eat them all beforehand

purely for being intruders of my realm

[sturdy otter]

for some reason i believe he does that tho

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang I'm fat enough

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-me-too-man-gif-10622525

[placid sail]

it's fine, they're not that fat

I think? they're mostly protein

[sturdy otter]

like S*men

[upbeat bobcat]

🤨

[grizzled meadow]

I'll need some context for this one chief

[heady crow]

ahh you havent seen emperor tts :D

i feel like @placid sail can explain it better

[placid sail]

three naked guys are Adeptus Custodes, elite guard of the Emperor, and "the son" referred by the Emperor is Magnus, one of the Primarchs, which are superhumans genetically engineered by him from his own genome, which makes them his sons effectively

one of the Custodes was eyeing Magnus and making some horny comments about him, which displeasured the Emperor greatly

[grizzled meadow]

Last time I checked this channel I've read something about you sexuality that wasn't directed to woman though

[placid sail]

which is even funnier because Custodes are engineered from Emperor's genome too ("wincest", as a Custodian says in the second clip)

[grizzled meadow]

Best game 10/10

[grizzled meadow]

It literally goes on anything

[glad kelp]

Weird thing is i wanna be a tomboy smh-

Because they look hot-

Smh-

[heady crow]

fr, the games/hardware ppl recreate it in always suprises me

a friend sent me this one a few days ago

https://youtu.be/nq9AQCXfBPs

[glad kelp]

Bad apple

Seens this like

5 times

Xd

[grizzled meadow]

...I'll need some context for this one chief

[placid sail]

sighs

slaps a big ass book on the table

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lore-fan-help-gaming-gif-17337663

[placid sail]

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY WAR.

[heady crow]

so basically it all started with this one dude called the emperor

[grizzled meadow]

If we're talking about Warhammer I seriously don't know a single thing

[grizzled meadow]

I knew it

[placid sail]

oh no no no my friend, it all starter waaaaay earlier, with the elders, nekrontir and c'tan

well get to that in a moment

[heady crow]

still need to start up on the horus heresy

the books i mean

[placid sail]

yeah, same

I've read space wolves and inquisitor eisenhorn series, but not much other than that

[heady crow]

mhm

probs mentioned this before but found the first 2 books to the series at a antique book store a while ago

now how the hell am i gonna find the rest Sadge

[placid sail]

you nordic people are bourgeoisie indeed

don't remember when I've bought a book last time, shit aint cheap

[heady crow]

idk man 3 euros for a book isnt all that expensive

[placid sail]

indeed, that sounds reasonable

[heady crow]

ye antique book stores are a wonder

[placid sail]

but the only book you'll buy here for that money is e-book lel

[heady crow]

kekw

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco is this real?

[grizzled meadow]

It's made of plastic so yeah it's real

[placid sail]

horus heresy, book V
1490 rub = ~20 euros

(currency exchange rate used is before-the-shittening one)

[heady crow]

kekw

but ye 20e is reasonable for books in finland

[placid sail]

so yeah I'm using the fucking e-reader thank you very much

[heady crow]

id presume a new book to cost around 30-40e

[placid sail]

though I long for an actual paper book from time to time

sigh

[upbeat bobcat]

In Russian too, can't wait for some 40k commander to go "blyat purge these assholes"

[heady crow]

nothing beats it

[placid sail]

wait what you said 3 euros

[heady crow]

yeah 20e is reasonable for a new book

3e is gigacheap

[placid sail]

browses the stores sites

yeah they're mostly 15-20 euros here then

OKAY MAYBE I AM A CHEAPSKATE SO WHAT THEN

[heady crow]

[glad kelp]

Dw my mother is one too

[heady crow]

a saying here goes "its good to be prudent but not stingy"

the adjectives dont translate into english all that well tho

anyways mads mikkelsen friday in 8 minutex

[placid sail]

life of doing entry level jobs without any actual career improvement and any long-term plan whatsoever will do that for you

[placid sail]

I understand what you're trying to say

[glad kelp]

Haha

Yeah....

[placid sail]

in that way, reading e-books instead of buying proper ones is actually reasonable, no money or low spending at all,no quality penalty whatsoever, less stuff to hoard etc

but I do miss paper books :c

[heady crow]

yeah there are alot of positives to ebooks that have always interested me

but as you know there just is something to paper books

but dw if i ever come there ill bring you books that ive read if youre interested in them

[placid sail]

they pack surprising amount of slight but enjoyable sensoric pleasure

the touch and smell of paper, the sound of turning the pages, the pleasant weight of a book, it's not an euphoric experience, but it's still something

[heady crow]

yeye

and actually like physically owning the book

it being for showcase on a book shelf

many aspects to it

[placid sail]

I will now post wh40r memes from time to time to confuse falco

[heady crow]

i will now post yakuza memes to make falco smile slightly

[placid sail]

it's too early yet

I cannot fully embrace friday spirit the night before

what if there's work tomorrow, and I'm already friday night funkin'? catastrophic

[heady crow]

unlucky for you im already living the dream

[heady crow]

monkas

[placid sail]

my brother in Christ, we live in the same timezone