🎪bruh-fart

[warped void]

fuck being a larva waiting for death

I will claw a purpose out of this life even if it kills me

anyway

that was starngely deep

[stone blade]

good morning

[warped void]

oh yeah hi, taht was a public chat

forgot about that

[sturdy otter]

same we kind of only can do the best out of what we have

[warped void]

amen

[sturdy otter]

anyhow back to memes

i just dont have good memes 😦

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

@real tinsel alright yeah this is my fav jerma edit

[real tinsel]

mine is this because in that last one he looks very fuckable

[real tinsel]

oh wait this is a different fancam

and this

[heady crow]

Is this song from aqua or something

[real tinsel]

man i hope when stalker 2 comes out modders somehow find out how to make it into a coop or something so that i can find random dutiers and harass them

[real tinsel]

sounds like aqua

[placid sail]

for a second I thought there was uninterrupted jermaposting right from yesterday's evening and got kinda scared for you folks

damn, it's going to be 17C today in Moscow! too bad I've already got work to do, would have gone outside to touch grass

[sturdy otter]

touching grass

wonder how long it was been by now

[heady crow]

Would you be Surprised if it was uninterrupted jerma posting since yesterday evening tho?

[placid sail]

not really, just concerned

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/967983182861463602/unknown.png?width=794&height=582

bruno is slacking off smh

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Fraudulent+fox_302206_9516520.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/968032321955565588/nHtE7HcAX98x5hEnzJX8jbiuNBvDof7NMyUQF5nVJNtri0ZegxUEROCfWh6y8qEW8ZnMnGyIXhs7YCTZe1BuhHZp.jpg

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Organic+goshawk_ec2328_9519785.mp4

[stone blade]

jesus christ bolt throwers riffs are so heavy

sheesh

[heady crow]

@placid sail also remember me talking about my right wing serb friends?

mfs easter eggs

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

this stupid ass Z and V are fucking everywhere here

[heady crow]

xdd

none here even tho i see the occasional neo nazi sticker on busses etc

[placid sail]

I lived all my life with the impression that most of the folks here are decent

semidecent

quasidecent

and now there's this cute revelation glaring at me from half the cars, backpacks, t-shirts

[heady crow]

well ye i guess most people hide their political/inner thoughts untill something like this comes up

[placid sail]

you know what's most funny

right from the childhood, there is very, very strong conditioning here against nazis

we are the descendants of the victorious defenders of the world, praise your heroic ancestors, fuck nazis, pompous celebration of victory day every year and so on

and now this

don't they see how hypocritical that is?

sigh

whatever

[heady crow]

dont think they do but hard for me to say from over the border

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/TfgJI0c-zgI

@heady crow 200 years

[heady crow]

riots spaghetti coding never ceases to amaze me

[real tinsel]

it's 22c here we're melting i'm underwater hello blblbl

bz11k what the hell is a grass

stop making up words

[placid sail]

oh shit that's such a nice weather

wait

[real tinsel]

i swear jesus you and your shenanigans

[placid sail]

do you guys have central heating too?

[real tinsel]

what's that

[placid sail]

I see lol

[real tinsel]

how do you see me

my entire room is boarded with cardboard you can't see me

[placid sail]

so the problem is, it's 17c here outside AND THE HEATING IS STILL GOING

the moment you close the windows, you start cooking

[real tinsel]

BZ11K GET OUT OF THERE

we have central heating in the city

and i wore 2 hoodies to my therapist today

[placid sail]

it is supposed to be turned off when it is 5-10 degrees for 7 consecutive days, which we already had, but guess what, fuck you

[placid sail]

"doctor, I have a problem, I am medium rare yet, and I prefer well done"

[real tinsel]

my therapist has the most russian handwriting

[placid sail]

we got these muslim girls in our university who would attend physical culture courses in thick ass hoodies and baggy pants

[real tinsel]

she wrote stuff in azerbaijani but i can't distinguish much stuff

[placid sail]

well, because of their beliefs, you know

[real tinsel]

man that's literally my ex

[placid sail]

but I always pitied them because it was very warm inside, especially in summer

and they were probably cooking alive

[real tinsel]

she wore shorts with a black t-shirt to the sea

[placid sail]

poor gals

[real tinsel]

not t-shirt i think

shirt

are they same stuff i dunno

mayka

[placid sail]

yeah, t-shirt

[real tinsel]

she wore black mayka

[placid sail]

shirt is rubashka/blusa

[real tinsel]

ah yes

[placid sail]

it is literally impossible to survive for small business here without any and all types of tax evasion

and the big guys do it anyway for profits

so tax evasion is a national sport for us

[real tinsel]

bz11k when he finally gets his well earned monthly 800 rubles paycheck but papa putin puts eyes on 700 rubles of that

[heady crow]

chads

[real tinsel]

absolute sigma country

[placid sail]

yeah I will have paid my taxes myself when the check arrives since I'm arranged as self-employed

[real tinsel]

my mom studied law in school and a few years ago she opened a tailor shop, only a month later government people somehow found out about this and they came and asked for quite a huge amount of money (i don't remember) for such small business which had also just started

they thought they could just fool her but since she knew the actual law, she kinda sent them home

[placid sail]

yo, nice

[real tinsel]

my mom is badass, they would've definitely fooled me

i'm more like my dad: retarded

[heady crow]

opposite attract?

[placid sail]

the problem is sometimes when they are legally pushed back, they will use dirty tricks to have their way

[real tinsel]

suppose so

but my ex was retarded too

[heady crow]

then youll find a badass girl or femboy someday dw

[real tinsel]

so same attract too sometimes?

[heady crow]

and thats why its your ex no?

[real tinsel]

ah, makes sense

[placid sail]

like often and picky inspections, stupid fees over shit which is actually okay and so on

[real tinsel]

need to find me a badass woman who'll smash my head between her thighs

[heady crow]

i have the thighs for that but not the gender

[real tinsel]

it's okay i've got scissors

snappy snap and you're my new wife

[heady crow]

the things i do for love

[real tinsel]

❤️

[heady crow]

but then again im retarded too

so it wouldnt work

[real tinsel]

so many people are retarded i'm gonna evolve out of retardation to get laid

[heady crow]

the normalisation of khaa arc

coming in 2024

[real tinsel]

not gonna lie for a while i wished my ex would have a dick

[placid sail]

submissive and breedable

[real tinsel]

i wasn't completely disappointed when i saw the vagina but i wasn't, uh, appointed i think? when i saw it either

[placid sail]

huh

[real tinsel]

sorry my stroke kicked in

[heady crow]

what were you expecting?

[real tinsel]

a dick

[placid sail]

[real tinsel]

she already had huge tits so a dick would kinda be perfect

i think

[heady crow]

ah didnt know you were bi

[real tinsel]

i'm not

i like dicks that are attached to women

it's still straight

[heady crow]

idk man sounds like a guy with tits

[real tinsel]

nah a girl with a dick

[heady crow]

guy with tits

[real tinsel]

girl with dick

[placid sail]

here comes the ancient discussion "is futa gay"

[heady crow]

for what its worth im bi and i think its gay

there is dick involved with both parties

[real tinsel]

it's not gay if it's a woman possessing the dick

we were gonna buy a strap on but it's damn expensive

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796807534773665792/967941089380147252/redditsave.com_maybe_maybe_maybe-uttirjrifjv81.mp4

[placid sail]

no wait wrong one

come on google work with me

[real tinsel]

me and my husband-wife (bruno) having sex

[heady crow]

id be a house wife to someone fr

[real tinsel]

same

[real tinsel]

i was gonna be to my ex because she's good at getting money and i'm good at keeping the house clean because she sucks at keeping the house clean

every time i had to help her clean the house

it's not even my house

[placid sail]

home maid khaaytil

[real tinsel]

oh yeah with my maid outfit and my butt in the open

[placid sail]

he's gonna have maid dress earlier than you bruno

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna buy matching maid outfits when i find a job and get my first paycheck then i'm gonna send the other one to finland

[placid sail]

maid sisters of brainfart

[real tinsel]

the plot twist is i'm gonna be in the box as well

[placid sail]

oh snap

[heady crow]

its not a competition

[real tinsel]

bruno is going to open the box and ta daaaa me in maid outfit, holding a maid outfit

[heady crow]

i need to get in a leaner state of being before buying a maid outfit anyways

[placid sail]

that's what a second place maid would say 😏

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[real tinsel]

i'd look hotter in a maid outfit due to my very sexy ass feminine body figure

[placid sail]

assistant maid Bruno

[real tinsel]

qlavniy vrac khaytiil

in a maid outfit

bz11k who is that in your profile photo

[placid sail]

short answer is youtube series character, long answer if you want to listen to

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

so there is a youtube channel called Bruva Alfabusa which were making a warhammer 40k fan parody series call "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device", they've been recently shut down by Games Workshop because they are greedy bitches, so Alfabusa've started a new series in a setting of Hunter: the Reckoning, but it is as much of a shitpost as the previous series, and all main characters are actually the old ones, but redesigned

and the dude on my avatar is Kitten, who used to be Captain-General in text-to-speech series

[heady crow]

wait

thats kitten?

[real tinsel]

holy shit its design is too good for a shitpost character

[heady crow]

without the power armor?

[placid sail]

I like character a lot and I'm also very fond of idea of masking every possible feature of myself with sky masks, hoodies and bandages

[heady crow]

ha nvm didnt read through

[real tinsel]

i did this in high school

[heady crow]

thats cool

[placid sail]

one and only

[heady crow]

yesyes, accidentally wrote whats instead of thats

maybe being sedantary for 4 days in a row isnt good for you

[placid sail]

I'm probably one of the few persons who enjoyed the masking mandate of pandemic

[real tinsel]

i'm still using it

not letting go of my mask

my precious

[placid sail]

judging by my experience and basic knowledge of human physiology, it is very no bueno

but you're ill, so it's understandable

[real tinsel]

people think i like using the mask because i don't like my face. I do like my face, i just like using mask more because it makes me feel mysterious

[placid sail]

though try to have a little walk outside in your backyard, at least for a minute or two

[placid sail]

🤝

not exactly hating my looks, but masks are so comfy

[real tinsel]

i'd wear hoodies but it makes people uncomfortable, especially when i'm alone with them

reasonable, but sad

[heady crow]

i like masks for the privacy reason but only in busses for some reason

something to them

[real tinsel]

bruno who is your profile picture

[heady crow]

how does it make them uncomfortable?

[heady crow]

iruma kun

[placid sail]

typical shady character look

[real tinsel]

i don't know probably they think i'm gonna steal something or uh, murder them

[placid sail]

makes many people uneasy, I understand what he's talking about

[heady crow]

ahuh

i dont really get it still

most kids my age here wear hoodies almost all year round

[real tinsel]

i don't get it either but, well, people

[real tinsel]

with the hood on?

[heady crow]

with the hood on?

jesus christ no

[real tinsel]

i'm talking about with the hood on

[heady crow]

do you want people to think they are gonna stab you?

[real tinsel]

that's what we're talking about femboy piss

[heady crow]

femboy piss

[real tinsel]

why would anyone be scared of plain hoodie

[heady crow]

well more understandable but still gigaweird to be so bothered by it

[real tinsel]

it's scary with the hood on

[real tinsel]

in finland probably. Here every month someone gets murdered

[placid sail]

I've realised since bruno knows what emperor text-to-speech is, he probably has oily custodes as his role model

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-pillar-men-jojo-pose-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-gif-16705205

probs said it before but i feel like this is the body i want to go for

when i get enough of a good frame before trying to specialise in any given area

[real tinsel]

you said it was woody harrington

[heady crow]

ye billy has a physique that id want to strive for too

but like i said ill see about it when its the time

[real tinsel]

oh yeah billy harrington

[heady crow]

oh christ someone did that

its beautiful

[placid sail]

of course they would

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Kc0xuYnfQ

oh god why i havent i heard of this before

[placid sail]

yup, this is it

there is also part two now

sigh if only the GW haven't pissed in everyone's soup

do you know the ending/cliffhanger of the text-to-speech series before the ban?

[real tinsel]

we attack their hq and burn it down to ground

auguts 25 it's confirmed, be ready

[heady crow]

nah i started tts a long while back but left it off after maybe 14 episodes

and havent kept up with the news expect for what gets spoonfed to me by my friends who are more into 40k

[real tinsel]

remember what they took from you bz11k, let the hate flow through your veins

[placid sail]

it's getting pretty fucking intense near the end, like a legit developing plot, I suggest you watch it

[real tinsel]

free your vessel and allow anger to take control of you

[placid sail]

trying his hardest to not spoil anything

[heady crow]

i remember them banning the use of beer in baptization in the 13th century was it

[placid sail]

hate is too much work and no result at all

fuck them

[real tinsel]

they've spilled your beer, it's only fair that you spill their blood

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

bloodthirsy azeri femboy

[real tinsel]

no i'm just an allower

enabler

i'm just an enabler

[real tinsel]

man i remembered my teenager skating years

lots of pain and knee stuff

i gave up before breaking my legs completely

[heady crow]

ookay kha was a skater boy?

no wonder you were popular with the girls

[real tinsel]

hell yeah

i got all the dicks pussies in high school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k

[real tinsel]

we send this to space in every radiowave and i bullshit you not in 2 days spaceships will arrive begging us to teach them how

[real tinsel]

me femboy, you femman, it's a marriage

[heady crow]

a match made in heaven

[real tinsel]

we were meant to find each other

and get muted together to create a stronger bond

[heady crow]

ride together, get muted together

reminds me of a steam comment copypasta

[real tinsel]

how can you get killed 13 times

[real tinsel]

bz11k is the smartest of us, he must know where the sun goes

[placid sail]

heh, that's easy

Sun is a giant ball of fire, so it doesn't like rain, because it's water, so when it's raining, it hides away

[real tinsel]

wise monkey of the fence has spoken

[heady crow]

i can agree on him being the smartest of us

not that its saying much

but still

[real tinsel]

yeah like comparing chimps to nikola tesla or something

[heady crow]

yeye

[real tinsel]

i've solved all the batman arkham asylum riddles by myself though;)

sooo ;))

guess i deserve cookie

hand it over

[real tinsel]

my dreams are usually darkness

[real tinsel]

better than whatever this is

[heady crow]

i have a tough time visualising stuff in my head so same

[real tinsel]

my brain can perfectly visualize things that i either don't want it to visualize or things that are completely unnecessary and very distracting

anything that i want to actually visualize my brain says fuck you

[heady crow]

your brain really just dislikes you huh

[real tinsel]

yes

it's its own sentient being

one day it's gonna jump out of its skelly prison and leave me a lobotomite

[placid sail]

brain, like muscles and anything else in body, has it's own rules of functioning

muscles can get sore too, or contract out of the blue, get stiff or painful, but that won't let you think "my body is against me", right?

and like muscles, brain is somewhat susceptible to disciple and molding it into right shape

[real tinsel]

it is quite difficult to achieve that though

[placid sail]

I would advice against antagonising your mind, though I really understand that feeling like your head is against you

[real tinsel]

the self-hate i had in 2019 was way more than the self-hate i have now. Like, there's a major difference

but it is really difficult

[placid sail]

of course it is! building muscle isn't easy either

but it's worth it

[real tinsel]

it kinda is but also it's not always just about building the muscle

you can pump only so far

[placid sail]

also, trying to figure out and understanding your mind is important too

[real tinsel]

i believe i've 90% fixed the muscle stuff of my brain. Now the rest is just chemical imbalance

[placid sail]

you've made quite a progress, but I think you still have a lot to do

and you have to become a professional pill eater now

in order to progress further and become even more stable and cool

https://tenor.com/view/matsuoka-shuzo-never-give-up-motivation-japan-asiatic-clams-gif-16195359

I like this meme more than shia labeouf

[real tinsel]

shia labeouf's seems a bit forced

that must be why

[placid sail]

his battle with 4chan was funny though

[real tinsel]

this part is a bit difficult to convince my schizo brain

i did talk to my therapist about paranoia stuff but i forgot what we talked about

[placid sail]

well of course, you are basically trying to convince your mind to stick your hand in roaring fire

that's how it perceives the situation

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/ZXdsduRRxwE

[real tinsel]

i actually forget a majority of stuff we talk about every time i leave her office

[stone blade]

Hi

[placid sail]

lmao I did that too, that's why I've written key ideas sometimes after the session

[stone blade]

💗

[real tinsel]

sometimes my brain doesn't even want to cooperate with me. She asks me questions and i just get stuck

[real tinsel]

hello i van how are you

[real tinsel]

❤️

[placid sail]

it's fine, just think about the question later, maybe you'll eventually come up with something, no need to rush it

[real tinsel]

i forget the question

[placid sail]

you can also record the session on the phone and listen to it later

[stone blade]

i van

[stone blade]

I'm very nice

[zenith grove]

"welcome to the internet the internet music"

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-says-the-anime-fan-gif-22774609

[real tinsel]

spectacular. I can finally say whatever i like with no consequences

roblox chat literally censors everything

you say anything that sounds slightly 8+ and it's censored

even words like "butt" and "bottom" are censored

[placid sail]

fucking big ass tumbler on n-word

[real tinsel]

if i can't put my deranged thoughts into words while playing a cube game what's the point of playing it

[placid sail]

khaaytil just standing there for five minutes saying nothing but bleep bleep bleep

[real tinsel]

LITERALLY

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

i should've recorded it oh my god every word i said was bleeped

[heady crow]

khaa you are a gold mine

[placid sail]

racist slur of a gold mine

[real tinsel]

that didn't make me shut up though. I made a friend who likes talking as much as me so we filled the chat with random shit

he reminded me of ivan

maybe he was ivan

but his name was roman

wait ivan is romanian

[placid sail]

some roblox aldourien gripping firm his banhammer looking at your antics

[heady crow]

bulgarian

[real tinsel]

oh yeah

[real tinsel]

they were all asterisks, he can't figure out what i said

[placid sail]

dude chill I haven't actually wrote anything bad I typed these asterisks myse- smack

[real tinsel]

i'll just make more roblox accounts

[placid sail]

you're a menace to society

[heady crow]

no amount of bans can stop khaa from typin racial slurs on a childrens game

[real tinsel]

they shouldn't let me walk on the street

[placid sail]

corrupting those poor children on christian roblox server

[real tinsel]

no i didn't say anything racist (that i know of)

[placid sail]

no i didn't say anything racist ||yet.||

[real tinsel]

i don't remember what i said but it wasn't something racist

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lde4qgB3zYY

gods i miss got

fucking grrm fat bastard finish winds of winter

[real tinsel]

i miss utopia

at least they gave you a shitty ending they didn't even give us a proper ending

just a cliffhanger

[heady crow]

a shitty ending? Thats an understatement

the show was run into the fucking ground

meanwhile the book series is still good but there hasnt been a new book released in a decade

[placid sail]

damn, redheads are so sexy

[heady crow]

what about redbeards?

i might have the genes

[real tinsel]

this same actor also plays in utopia

but she only appears in season 2 episode 1

[placid sail]

I wonder if Prince of Nothing is ever going to be filmed

it was my medieval book saga substitute for game of thrones

but probably not, shit's fucking nasty and horny

[heady crow]

Anasûrimbor Kellhus, a brilliant monastic warrior, as he takes control of a holy war and the hearts and minds of its leaders.

[real tinsel]

there are nastier movies

[heady crow]

what a chad

[placid sail]

he is Mary Sue of Mary Sues

[heady crow]

oh no

[placid sail]

dude is so OP it's insane

but it's actually not that annoying

[real tinsel]

my ex told me about a movie where some woman crushes a dude's balls with a stone then jerks him off and he cums blood

never watched it never gonna watch it

[heady crow]

maybe when i get through my backlist ill try to get the books

[real tinsel]

if someone had the balls to make this movie, someone will have the balls to make Prince of Nothing

[heady crow]

seems interesting on a level

[placid sail]

well, he is annoying, but not because you think "the power level of this character and his shallow development is not worth reading", but "wow dude you're such a cunt" instead

[placid sail]

dude

[heady crow]

so even better then

[placid sail]

this book saga is not as gruesome, it's not a fucking written snuff movie

[stone blade]

da

[real tinsel]

you said it's nasty and horny

[placid sail]

it's just... well, there are some body horror aliens prone to raping everything, and some religious fanatics who aren't into human rights very much and all this fun realistic medieval life stuff

but other than that, it's not THAT fucked up of a book

[real tinsel]

yeah not really that much

basic sunday in medieval era

[heady crow]

the readers can have a tiny amount of alien rape and religious fanatical stuff

only a little bit

[placid sail]

but the plot, politics development, battle scenes, magic and characters are very nice

[real tinsel]

what happens when you add a little bit more?

[heady crow]

magic

is it low or high fantasy?

[placid sail]

tell me the difference in a couple of words

[heady crow]

ah sorry i misinterpited the meaning of the words for a second ofc its high fantasy

forget about it

[real tinsel]

how did you know bruno

fyi i wasn't doing it while reading your conversation

[heady crow]

i wouldnt be suprised if you were

[real tinsel]

yeah me neither

wanna know something funny?

i changed my mind im not saying it

[heady crow]

yeah

[real tinsel]

i don't think the world is prepared

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311176612341088258/967818588306149396/e.mp4

[heady crow]

well dms exist

[real tinsel]

you asked for this bruno

i jerked off to borat once

the second movie

no idea why i did it i was just feeling jerking-offy so yeah

[heady crow]

i mean yeah sometimes you just get in the mood

[real tinsel]

yeah

holy shit even webmoney stopped dealing in rubles

i used to have a wmr purse but now it's gone and they converted my rubles into usd

[heady crow]

you go to america?

[real tinsel]

i go back to my country

my job in america is done

[placid sail]

it's pretty ironic, yeah, how pretty much every foreign company left Russia in a bid to leave tyrannical regime without financial support

... and yet Europe still buys a lot of oil and gas from them, paying a shitton money and financing old geezer anyway

so on practice it's just "fuck you, commoners" mostly

[real tinsel]

bz11k can't pay for discord nitro

bz11k's friend can't pay for nft pussy

[heady crow]

nft pussy?

[real tinsel]

what has the world come to

[heady crow]

i clearly miss some important context here

[real tinsel]

yeah onlyfans

[heady crow]

ahjhhhhh

yeye

[placid sail]

fun fact, he managed to bypass it by reattaching the account to german pay card

[real tinsel]

the things man will do for pussy

even fake ones

[heady crow]

balling

[placid sail]

• why are you even bothering with that shit? you both get laid twice or thrice a day and can watch any amount of boobies on the internet for free!
• It's true, I don't need it, but when I was denied the access, it became a matter of principle then he angrily slammed a table twice

[heady crow]

i wonder how much he pays for it then since the cost of living there is a bit lower than here for example

[heady crow]

he is a man who i can respect

[real tinsel]

a man of sheer will

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/focus-commitment-will-gif-19916882

more people should strive to be like him

[placid sail]

I think I need to stop working and go touch grass for an hour

my brain is melting a bit

[heady crow]

go touch some for me too

[placid sail]

but my mind says NO FINISH YOUR WORK AND THEN GO

[real tinsel]

you need to touch 3 hours of grass now

[heady crow]

but your body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-sHqa-sMk

[placid sail]

actually, I retract that intention back. I've just remembered it's spring, and my only nearest alley with grass is probably all covered in shit, because our dog owners have no dignity and respect for other people whatsoever

[placid sail]

body is shouting I WANT TO FUCKING EAT for an hour or so

[real tinsel]

this reminds me in the morning one of my kittens had shit stuck on his ass

he was running around with shit on his ass and it probably touched a few places too

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-no-michael-scott-steve-carrell-gif-14491970

[real tinsel]

i grabbed him by the body and just swinged him around to throw the shit away but it was literally stuck to him. Had to get folds of toilet paper to grab the shit off his ass and throw it away

cats are disgusting sometimes

other times they're adorable little devils

anyway his shitty ass didn't touch anywhere i sit. He was sitting on my dad's chair so now he's gonna have a stinky ass too

[placid sail]

as far as I know, that's the reason why you shouldn't separate kittens too early from a mother, so she can teach them how to clean themselves

[real tinsel]

she's still with them

but dumbass mom abandons them and goes away to fuck more cats and get pregnant again

she's raising an army

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527790953155526679/967913700294000710/B601927F-D07C-4BFC-9C9B-0D58A8B75A32-1.mp4

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527790953155526679/967913700294000710/B601927F-D07C-4BFC-9C9B-0D58A8B75A32-1.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

A repost back to back, you love to see that

[heady crow]

oh my god im stupid

maybe staying sedentery for 4 days stragiht isnt good for psyche

[zenith grove]

i would say "nice repost" but thats mean

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/rFvS3MxuWuE

[placid sail]

it is done

I have successfully touched some grass

this one is for you, brainfart gang

[heavy scaffold]

printed some pictures of the girl i really like (not for malicious stuff
(i dont do that shit) or anything like that), turns out she has a boyfriend, drank the pain away. didn't notice ive been staring at the stars for 3 minutes, felt like forever. haven't felt that feeling in years, couldn't get more of it. i don't know what am i gonna do now, my mind is just not working right now. imma just sleep this and hope this doesn't bite my ass first thing in the morning.
Thanks, Discord.
Thanks, GAMMA.

ahh, finally, bliss

feels good to get it out

goodnight and goodmorning

[placid sail]

aw, poor guy. eventually, it will go away, if you won't cling to it too much. and after that, new life awaits!

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457613737860530176/968089404159696927/Dunavsko_Horo.mp4

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673472807740637214/968216563830386698/zzzzz.mov

[undone wave]

The shit I see in discord meme channels

[heady crow]

XDDDDDD

[stone blade]

❤️

[pastel quartz]

average Serbian "female" (its a male)

[stone blade]

meanwhile me: bulgeARYAN chad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/853904486022774785.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285877722801111041/968064966907297852/video0-23-1-1.mp4

[stone blade]

yes

[pastel quartz]

wtf is that ugly ass 2012 design skirt

content://com.android.chrome.FileProvider/images/screenshot/16509121354066948569646801684946.jpg

embed fail

looks like this shit

[heady crow]

idk ask him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCeTAggDORE

[pastel quartz]

I'm not giving YouTube view to femboy physics

He skipped Legday

that is my Verdict

lol

His thighs are my Arms

if we can even call it that

why you looking so closely ate his thighs

Because it's almost in the center of the Video

add maybe a few inches to the right and to the top

makes sense

[pastel quartz]

Russians soldiers would often take Georgian soldier's armor and equipment bc the Russian equipment was even shittier at the time

they fucking used cellphones for radio

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6yI-NzK9Io&ab_channel=Seedy

[mortal dirge]

printed some pictures of lost alpha maps i really like (not for malicious stuff
(i dont do that shit) or anything like that), turns out it can't be ported , drank the pain away. didn't notice ive been staring at the stars for 3 minutes, felt like forever. haven't felt that feeling in years, couldn't get more of it. i don't know what am i gonna do now, my mind is just not working right now. imma just sleep this and hope this doesn't bite my ass first thing in the morning.
Thanks, Discord.
Thanks, GAMMA.

[placid sail]

making third-grade memes at the expense of someone's suffering sure is funny

exdee

[stone blade]

TRAKTOOOOOOR

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Lowcarb+ant_19bb69_9519968.mp4

📢

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoCpriN1F1o

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

i've never had salt pork but it sounds tasty

[heady crow]

Supposedly its particularly good

[real tinsel]

particularly good you say

hmmmm

[sturdy otter]

Salted Pork was the preferred salted meat, since it even then salted stay somewhat tender - while stuff like salted meat could and would break your teeth, even after you cooked it.

i also think only the salted pork had laws attached to it, like you can only put part of up to 1 or 2 pigs into the barrel

so if you only found one pig head and 4 big legs in your barrel you knew: "thats some good fuking salted pork"

[sturdy otter]

fine

if you cant beat then, join them

[real tinsel]

post him gang

[pastel quartz]

what really happened in chernobyl

[real tinsel]

i had

but i was scared of her absolute psychoism

[heady crow]

you found a hoe not scared but she didnt

wasnt a match made in heaven afterall

[real tinsel]

yeah

she unironically told me she'd kill a kid for drugs

[heady crow]

What?

[real tinsel]

yeah i know

just to make it clear, this was my first ex, not the last one

the one i usually talk about is the last one. She wouldn't kill anyone for drugs

i kind of doubt she could even kill someone if they tried to kill her

[pastel quartz]

drug users be like

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/968394944718966804/post_him-1.mp4

[pastel quartz]

i am from hungarian lmao

[real tinsel]

good morning internet

[heady crow]

morning khaa

how are you?

[real tinsel]

i am very khaa

how are you

[real tinsel]

me and who

[real tinsel]

that looks fun

[stone blade]

yet another great apustaja post

[real tinsel]

when we were together i made an apustaja and aspie video for my ex

she didn't deserve me

[heady crow]

She didnt deserve you khaa

Anyone who makes a apustaja and aspie vid for his partner is a king

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/590633604263182379/965337244653215804/VID_20220418_064153_894.mp4

[placid sail]

infections and parasites, also low quality meat with lots of accumulated hazardous substances (plastic, heavy metals, possible trace amount of drugs and other unwanted stuff)

your body is your temple, king

eat upper-class people instead

[heady crow]

So you are telling me to eat the rich?

[placid sail]

well

yes

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

not too rich though, you're going to be high from all the stuff they're snorting

[real tinsel]

just eat an average person

mid-class

eat vegans since they've only eaten grass like cows, sheep, etc

[placid sail]

vegetarian meat usually has very low levels of vitamin B12, calcium, iron, and zinc, so be sure to supplement it with meat of a person with omnivorous diet

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Elons+final+form_a18970_9522758.mp4

[real tinsel]

i'd give you myself to eat but i'm flesh and bones

[placid sail]

yeah nah I'm not into long pork, don't want to get any prion disease

[real tinsel]

hey i have no diseases

...that i know of

[placid sail]

well, the odds of you having Kuru disease are indeed extremely low

but I ain't risking getting a fatal and uncurable disease for any odds

[real tinsel]

eat my brain

eat my brain

eat my brain

eat my brain

[placid sail]

yeah that is Kuru central my dude

nuh uh

don't you watch movies?

[real tinsel]

feast on my cervical flesh

[placid sail]

slaps you with a rolled newspaper cease, kinky boy

[gloomy roost]

Almost looked like he was smiling when he was falling down at the end

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/968436741860118538/Sequence_01.mp4

[real tinsel]

i listen to this at least once every day

[zenith grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-GONI36KkE

[cursive ether]

what

[real tinsel]

that's the one, those are the thighs i want my head smashed between

[grizzled meadow]

"I can't read that thing, it's too fast"

Gotchu fam

[real tinsel]

she's a man of course no boobs

unless she has man tits

[heady crow]

moobs

[real tinsel]

moobs

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/968565892667564063/unknown.png?width=462&height=582

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752755937000816701/771459769521143819/redditsave.com-craftsmanship_and_the_art_that_follows-dz5s2iiop2w51.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

That Doom sound effect

[pastel quartz]

literally my friends sister rn bc she accidentally killed the bird she rescued from nowhere

she didn't kill him

he was already very hurt

sadly

poor bird

[upbeat bobcat]

@charred dawn

[charred dawn]

China soundtrack ftw.

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/968605526558666803/Z3dDlojRE1tmjy0qPJgJsv8G4Iz5tomu0rBCNsugJAwSKK3E7nBKOUZWnoK7-Hwd9-HNTzkrM5nPjcjpizvTtnyE.jpg?width=741&height=582

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/BnM4pFGvvAs

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/tgRTunsDrC4

I hope someone here speaks spanish

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/550869975385112606/968609779410944000/unknown.png

[zenith grove]

that hits too close, they really like being right on time

[undone wave]

Wonder what would have happened if Anon said "Bis Später."

[real tinsel]

good morning fellow redditors

[placid sail]

lots of work today, but at least I've slept enough and not feeling tired and anxious all day!

[narrow lotus]

glorious

[grizzled meadow]

@scenic sable this one is for you

[scenic sable]

Da, is good!

[real tinsel]

that's a nice team fortress 2 video you've got there

now let's see Paul Allen's version

[narrow lotus]

Romania driving experience

[pastel quartz]

sus

[real tinsel]

my dad when i'm driving: GET YOUR LEG OFF THE PEDAL GET YOUR LEG OFF THE PEDAL STOP DRIVING THE CAR INTO THE SEA

he was teaching me how to drive near the sea

good times

[placid sail]

imagine having a dad lmao

[real tinsel]

dumbass russia because of their dumbass war stuff i can't buy aragami for 63 cents

neither gog nor steam accept webmoney

[placid sail]

okay so

what's my buddy done to circumvent that

[real tinsel]

oh shit i learned that word like 20 minutes ago

circumvent

[placid sail]

1. create QIWI account
2. register it to Kazahstan? or make the currency of your account as tenge
3. put your money on it, and then transfer to steam
4. ???
5. domestic terrorism

also, if you happen to have any european bank account, or a friend with one, you can use it too

[real tinsel]

what about i fill my qiwi account with usd

[real tinsel]

i do but i don't like asking people for their bank account stuff

even if they're a friend

[placid sail]

I dunno lol

I've asked my friend to tell me about this scheme in detail, once he does so in the evening, I'll fill you in

sigh

no more mcnuggies

and kfc is so fucking expensive now, since they've left too, only franchises remains

[real tinsel]

we still have mcnuggies i'll send you in a shady package

mcnuggies posilka

[placid sail]

the postal service guys are gonna eat it

send it in a reinforced safe, please

or with an armed guard

oh hey look

avito has me covered

[real tinsel]

ahh so it's a postsoviet thing, not just azeri thing

[placid sail]

yoooooooo

jackpot

frozen cheeseburgers, that's the stuff

[real tinsel]

oh look for 1 ruble. It definitely isn't human meat

[real tinsel]

really cheap as well

[placid sail]

nah, it's just avito's way of saying that the price is either negotiable or consists of several positions

dude's got the whole damn menu inside the post

[real tinsel]

he must have been hoarding for years

"They all called me crazy, now let's see them beg me for a crumb of mcdondald"

[placid sail]

Big Mac for 280 rubles, you fucking con artist, you fucking Sidorovich

[real tinsel]

how much does that make in usd

[placid sail]

currently irrelevant since only God knows how much ruble costs in dollars

official exchange rate is rigged, and you won't be able to buy dollars anywhere

in the okayish times it would be around 3,5 dollars, though

[real tinsel]

isn't that how much big mac costs normally?

[placid sail]

Big Mac costs 176 rubles right now in an official app (for that one sorry mcdonalnds somewhere far from me in Moscow). Which is roughly 2.2 dollars in okayish times

SO YEAH

NUH UH

[real tinsel]

damn

oh shit yeah i calculated wrong

i remember buying double big mac for 18 manats which is somewhere around 10 usd. But i remembered now that it also came with 2 cola and 2 fries

thought 5 usd for a big mac is just regular price for a moment

[placid sail]

Big Mac is actually one of the affordable burgers there, only smaller one like hamburger and cheeseburger are cheaper, if I recall correctly

because it's their staple burger which is very mass produced

now Big Tasty is always damn expensive

so tasty though 🤤

european mcdonalds is actually more expensive because they are not allowed to eat unhealthy or something

though italian one had these very cool little pies with tomato sauce and mozarella inside

[real tinsel]

even more reasons to marry falco

[placid sail]

I mean, he would probably smack you if you'd either try to go to mcdonalds there or if you'd say that it's tasty

[real tinsel]

why would i go to mcdonaldo if falco is gonna make me 3 layered pizzas with every topping every day

[placid sail]

three layered pizza sounds a lot like a smack to the face too

[real tinsel]

probably yeah

i can't even eat a single layered pizza

[placid sail]

I wonder if there is a secret prison it Italy for culinary crimes

sounds like they should have it

[real tinsel]

there was an episode for that in Dan Vs

they open an italian kitchen and it had a dungeon where anyone who makes a culinary mistake goes to spend the rest of their life

they went there willingly too like "i made a great mistake, i must suffer for the rest of my life"

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/968888130100949093/Aj-aqT0kxszjPsfHQl8syZPwVm_sEYG6EjiWEsD27e7p_-yyo0W2MJuTVNRle_CyBc4B00g5OqCAKr9OAm31G2jD.jpg?width=436&height=582

[sturdy otter]

he is helping

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-christian-bale-handsome-gif-13379950

MGR fans waiting for sam to show up

[heady crow]

mgr fans watching 30 minutes of gay furry porn waiting for sam to show up

[undone wave]

I have a funny meme but I feel like it would get me yelled at

[heady crow]

me too man

[undone wave]

Idk how the mods feel about Reginald the Rat

[placid sail]

wait, what's the problem with that

seems fine

[undone wave]

King

[heady crow]

i uuh

i think he means a different reggie

[placid sail]

oh, that one

[undone wave]

Jesser we have to cook berserker brew

[placid sail]

haven't it been posted already as part of revengeance shitpost

[stone blade]

unfortunate

[stone blade]

BSG: its just some shooter game dont go crazy with the soundtrack
Geneburn:

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/Wk1mgGI1QHs

this goes hard

[stone blade]

it does

also denial and rules of engagement

play it when you poop you feel automatically badass

[placid sail]

@undone wave https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/comments/+_49f734b7c65ffa859ec0467842572679.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

I wanted Sam

[stone blade]

tarkov players

literally

[grizzled meadow]

Now I'm angry

[undone wave]

KS-23 flashbang

Max level Covert Movement moment

[real tinsel]

aw that was funny

why delete

[placid sail]

embed fail

one moment

[undone wave]

I hope this isn't too much.

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[real tinsel]

moment granted

use it wisely

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's fine (for me at least)

There isn't anything that goes against rules

[real tinsel]

it is a funny video but people don't actually watch this to get horny, yes?

yes?

[grizzled meadow]

[undone wave]

Reggie fans are something else

[real tinsel]

so they do

well, even more reasons for me to support global genocide

[undone wave]

A bit of an excessive response to a cartoon rat

[real tinsel]

yes

[undone wave]

I have a 96p version of this that plays at 1/2 a frame per second

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752755937000816701/966802778880081971/GetFucked.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Of course they do

[real tinsel]

that rat ass still seems kinda fine though

[undone wave]

hehehe

I hate the idea of sex but he'd probably be decently cuddle-able.
that or I could pick him up and throw him out a window.

[heady crow]

fr

the same artist has drawn some other art of him too

[finite crown]

🐀

🐁

[real tinsel]

bruno wants to fuck a rat

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0BvfVM0sBfI

[real tinsel]

is it still zoophilia if the rat is a human hybrid?

[finite crown]

furries

[undone wave]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_raz3tov8Rx1rtfhej.mp4

[real tinsel]

i request this man be banned

[undone wave]

EFP mods when they see a furry

[heady crow]

that mconalds sprite got him

[real tinsel]

what do they put in that stuff

[undone wave]

Pure sodium metal

[real tinsel]

hell yeah i want to have some

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/thlLI91C6-Y

[heady crow]

im fairly certain im not

[real tinsel]

that's a tough question

depends on the context

[real tinsel]

am i smarter at sex than 5 gay rats? Absolutely not

making bruno laugh? Absolutely yes

5 gay rats have nothing on me

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the most unfunny thing in the whole world

[undone wave]

ask me about cursed furry lore

[real tinsel]

no

i won't

@grizzled meadow if anyone asks him, ban them

[heady crow]

idk man, you woulndt be scared of a rat?

[grizzled meadow]

I mean yeah but that thing he does... literally unfunny

[grizzled meadow]

No furries in this christian server

[undone wave]

My brother in christ 😳

🙏

[heady crow]

🙏

[heady crow]

its funny on an ironical level at this point

[grizzled meadow]

The type of non-ironic shit that goes around full circle and become ironic
And funny

[undone wave]

the first step to enjoying something for real is to enjoy it ironically

[heady crow]

ye also i love how the troll face went from unironic to ironic and now again sort of unironic

[undone wave]

Lainah kiss birthcontrol?!??!

[heady crow]

ofc you browse r/okbuddyreiner too xd

[undone wave]

The only tolerable AoT sub

[heady crow]

havent been on the other so cant say

and never will be

[undone wave]

AoT and SnK are really Normie
Titanfolk is too toxic
Yeagerbomb is weird

[placid sail]

huh

so everyone talk shit about reddit

but EVERYONE sit on reddit regardless?

[undone wave]

Redditor (derogatory)

[placid sail]

you little hypocrites

[heady crow]

i mean everyone shits on league

especially those who play it

[undone wave]

What other piece of shit social media am I supposed to use

it sure as hell isn't gonna be twitter

[placid sail]

yeah, league fucking sucks

[heady crow]

take the facebook pill :yep

[undone wave]

eugh 🤮

[placid sail]

I see your point

[heady crow]

i do unironically use facebook

but only for band updates and info

[undone wave]

Tumblr is fine i've found.

There's still weird drama but most of it went to twitter after the great porn ban of 2017

might have been 2018 actually

[grizzled meadow]

This man have all the rightness in the world, amen

[grizzled meadow]

I'm still using it because there is one group I love to follow (and MGRR Nanoposting) otherwise I wouldn't

[heady crow]

mgsr nanoposting? Ok

[undone wave]

MGR 2 when

pwatinum pwease

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's public

[grizzled meadow]

Never because fuck Konami

[placid sail]

without Kambodjo, no Metal Gear game would be the same

[undone wave]

They did Kojima dirty 😔

[grizzled meadow]

iirc Rising isn't "made" by Kojima

Or maybe he didn't direct it, something like that

[undone wave]

It was under Kojima games initially before switching over to platinum

[placid sail]

it does have his iconic immature humour and pretence at deep meanings, so I'd say however he participated, he still influenced the game quite a lot

case in point, metal gear survive

or however this steaming pile of shit is called?

which was made without Kombucha at all

it is terrible

[grizzled meadow]

God I love this "aaah" meme

I can't believe there is someone in the world that sleep like that

[heady crow]

i presume that youve seen the sam one?

[placid sail]

wait, it's the sound of somebody snoring?

dear god

[grizzled meadow]

Let me show you

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah of course

That group page is full of memes like this

[heady crow]

need to join it

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/615378048941518

[heady crow]

monkas

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-oHI7vya9Yg

[heady crow]

hold on

[heady crow]

translation is "this group has shared publications that are against our community standards"

[grizzled meadow]

Search this

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

yeye i found and joined

[placid sail]

I have a relative who snores almost close enough, it was a torture for a time

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately the group have some reports

For this reason there is a warning

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/967151351803023470/capncook_sex_279016998_684447049457974_5868720641230774417_n.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Hope it isn't from the new season, I didn't watch it yet

[heady crow]

its not

[undone wave]

In case you aren't joking, this is from Breaking Bad

[heady crow]

young actors so breaking bad

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not

I really thought it was BCS

[undone wave]

I get my ankles broken all the time by sarcastic people on discord

Astolfo fans when they see a femboy who weighs more than 80 pounds soaking wet

[heady crow]

sorry i dont speak freedom units

:yep

[devout patio]

“Ham Monolith”

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-explain-this-to-me-like-im-five-gif-4527435

Better yet, the hell you mean with "ankles broken"

[undone wave]

People will feign ignorance as a joke, I won't get the joke and try to explain it. Like when a basketball player gets dodged.

https://youtu.be/Hua6eD96YE4

like this

[grizzled meadow]

Okay now I get it

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260028412045950978/968123803353907280/528357802259775518.png

let me introduce you to humanitys greatest sin

clownmeat

[undone wave]

The Germans came up with this

[sleek sluice]

kermeat

[devout patio]

Kermët

[grizzled meadow]

So I'm sitting there... @rugged veldt

https://youtu.be/Wo9p4Lqaakg

[rugged veldt]

He gets it

😔

Wait no