🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

my right wing russian friend sends you his greetings and a message "we will watch your career with great interest"

[real tinsel]

i went on that walter whited physqiue once mustache included

i looked like i was 40

[heady crow]

My right wing serbian friends have done the same for a few years now

[heady crow]

Pics?

[real tinsel]

no didn't take any

[heady crow]

Ahh sadly so

[real tinsel]

i want to go back to it though i liked it

but my hair is grown already and i don't want to cut it again

[heady crow]

I mean the waltar whited look is pretty elite

If you do go back do show me

[heady crow]

Lowkey thinking about cutting my hair completely for summer, but then again want to grow it out after our version of prom

[real tinsel]

i already look like i've killed 15 men when i had the walter whiteed style i probably looked more threatening

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

my ex's friend told me that i look like a serial killer

[placid sail]

I had gay ass puberty mustache on my prom and I will never recover from this

somewhere in Moscow people still have the photos

shudders

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

oh god people probably have my teenager ass photos too from school or something

[placid sail]

but now I am a happy owner of hobo beard

life good

[real tinsel]

but i looked like a serial killer then too

[real tinsel]

how can i grow hobo beard teach me

[heady crow]

Im glad i cant grow a beard or moustache yet in that case. My older brother did have a nice orangish/reddish beard coming in at one point so i wish i inherited the same beard genes

[placid sail]

just don't have shitty genes alamao

[heady crow]

Gene diff Yep

[placid sail]

I probably don't have the baldy genes either, blessed

[real tinsel]

wait i wonder if this word will get me in trouble

i'm gonna delete it

[heady crow]

Bald with a big beard is pretty elite tho no?

[real tinsel]

very elite

[heady crow]

But then again makes you look like a right wing skinhead

[real tinsel]

or methman

[heady crow]

Me posting any meme here

[real tinsel]

trial and error baby

[heady crow]

Fr

[placid sail]

I'd say I prefer my current version, hobo beard and a cuckoo nest of hair

[heady crow]

It does fit you pretty nicely id say

[real tinsel]

holy shit The russian style

[placid sail]

bald and beard makes you automatically like one of these "I am so stereotypically manly that it hurts" kind of guy

like Statham

[real tinsel]

aw

[placid sail]

he's a meme in Russia

[real tinsel]

how about bald and mustachey

[heady crow]

Im nordic so i can use that as a excuse for beard and bald head

[placid sail]

that's more spicy!

[heady crow]

Psycho

[real tinsel]

literally me

puts out the character

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

circus artist/serial killer/Dr Robotnik

[real tinsel]

i'm settling for dr robotnik

[placid sail]

hell yeah

[heady crow]

You have the body for it too?

[real tinsel]

aww no

can't gain weight

[heady crow]

Ahh, nothing a few pillows and waterballoons cant fix

Lemme find an example

[placid sail]

it's fine, we have slim robotnik now thanks to Jim Carrey

[real tinsel]

jim robotnik

[heady crow]

Oh true

The movies are still out of my psyche

[placid sail]

khaaytil having some mad pussy out there

[heady crow]

Ok that fit is pretty elite tho

A small moustache wouldnt fit

But now that works

[placid sail]

lmao I've watched that dude couple of times, he's very chill

[real tinsel]

new physique goal

[heady crow]

Daddy noel

Actually down to earth and gives good info to beginners to weightlifting

Really nice dude

[placid sail]

small can fit too if they're done properly

[heady crow]

Hmm yeah but there he has hair

[placid sail]

fucking fashion souls with dr robotnik lmao

[real tinsel]

without the hair he'd look like a turkish 40 y/o man

[heady crow]

Well people have done grrm, will smith, miyzaki etc on elden ring so anything is possible

[placid sail]

gotta say, turkish usually have some sick ass moustache

[real tinsel]

maybe that's why i have some sick ass mustache

[heady crow]

Me asf

[real tinsel]

us

[real tinsel]

i made it in 2021 because i'd fall asleep to razormind every night

[heady crow]

My mind got so fucked from my 8th grade grades that i couldnt fall asleep without listening to something to take my mind off from them

Now its just nice to focus on something so my thoughts dont wander off

[real tinsel]

what are you focusing on

[heady crow]

The album im listening to

Usually some black metal concept album

[heady crow]

Jinx :)

[placid sail]

you will need it someday Bruno, may as well save it now

for both serbian and russian friends

[heady crow]

Monkas

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thurston-waffles-meow-scream-glowing-eyes-cat-gif-15740056

[heady crow]

Now only if i could understand russian

[real tinsel]

it's very easy first you travel to the closest russian country then you live there as a hobo for 30 years

[heady crow]

So russia it is then

[placid sail]

come to Russia! we have

uhhh

come to Russia!

[heady crow]

Well tbf a good amount of ppl in estonians capital speak russian and it would be way easier to get to there

https://youtu.be/CXP7ZeuW_T4

[heady crow]

Wtf = welcome to finland

[placid sail]

there is apparently a huge influx of russian people in Georgia

also other caucasian countries

and eastern europe

[real tinsel]

russians swarm georgia, georgians swarm baku

[placid sail]

because of... you know, recent reasons

[real tinsel]

azeris swarm russia

[placid sail]

it's the circle of life

[real tinsel]

we'll become russia

you become georgia

georgians can eat shit

we burn down the country

[placid sail]

georgia didn't get confused and upped their rent fees tenfold

[real tinsel]

no more rent georgians don't have country anymore

[placid sail]

so I take it you're not very fond of Georgia?

[real tinsel]

i'm neutral with all of them actually

i pick on random countries for no reason

[placid sail]

you bully

[real tinsel]

countries don't have feelings dummy

[heady crow]

When will the casual banter turn into competitive banter?

[real tinsel]

when i'm at risk of getting banned

[placid sail]

it's always a fucking minefield when talking with caucasians about other caucasians

[heady crow]

Putting the final nail on the coffin yourself

Admirable

[placid sail]

my other friend seems to know every caucasian nationality and their intricate relationship, while I can't even tell one from another

I'm getting shanked someday for some factual mistake

[real tinsel]

caucasians are very hot blooded so you're likely to get shanked just by being in their presence

[heady crow]

Youll have fun if you ever visit the balkans then Monkas

[placid sail]

true

[real tinsel]

even the women are like that

about a week ago a highschooler shanked her classmate

[placid sail]

hello, my fellow... starts sweating and reaches for the cheatsheet

uhhh....uhhhh sweats even harder

oh hey, khaaytil does have some sweet ass moustache

[real tinsel]

man come on how can you tell the difference

[placid sail]

you kinda look like Stalin though

[real tinsel]

stalin is georgian i think

[placid sail]

yup

turkman done fucking dirty by this century old picture

[real tinsel]

they literally took the first guy off the street for each nationality and decided to draw him

[placid sail]

william dafoe looking ass murderhobo

and why is he bald? I don't want to be bald!

[real tinsel]

i'm imagining kgb just randomly abducting people from each country to draw their face on a paper

[placid sail]

"All right, thank you for your assistance, citizen. tells to his subordinate Now execute him!"

[real tinsel]

the gypsy proves my theory

how many handsome gypsies are there? 2? 3?

they abducted one of them

[placid sail]

not this again

[placid sail]

I actually know one somewhat sexy gypsy girl, well, partly gypsy

we once made out in a bar while being piss drunk

it was fun

[real tinsel]

in borat voice he made out with a gypsy! he made out with a gypsy!

[placid sail]

I knew her for quite some time, but since I'm retarded I can't really figure out a person's nationality by looks alone

she just look like a southern girl

[real tinsel]

neither can i

[placid sail]

much later she told me that she's partly gypsy and I was like "huh that explains it a bit"

but yeah, real gypsies are no bueno

they can fucking sniff my social incompetence

got extorted 300 rubles by one near the railway station

it's one of the few places they are still hanging out

but to be fair, it was, uuuhh

in 2014? 2016? I think

[real tinsel]

holy shit what did they do

[placid sail]

they came up to me with divination shit and I was awkward enough at that time to accept so they would leave me alone while I was waiting for my friend to come

[real tinsel]

aw i imagined something like pressing a knife to your chest

[placid sail]

nah, the only time I was being robbed, it was a tazer, and I ran away

[real tinsel]

how the hell did they get a taser

[placid sail]

it wasn't gypsies, just some young thugs

young and dumb, couldn't even hit me right with it

[real tinsel]

tasers are difficult to operate

never used one but that's what i read on reddit

[placid sail]

well uhhh

you have to use it on open skin, and that's pretty much it

but this dumb fuck hit me in my t-shirt, and it did nothing

[real tinsel]

iirc the police versions work through clothing too

[real tinsel]

i'm going bald again

[heady crow]

Ookay

Do send pics, been wondering what you look like for a while

[real tinsel]

I FOUND IT

[heady crow]

This video still gives me somesort of feeling or emotion that i cannot exclaim in words

[real tinsel]

it gives me joy

[heady crow]

Like some sort of longing for an experience that i never had

Bittersweet in a way

[real tinsel]

where's criticism of usa

[heady crow]

Under criticism of nato tab

[real tinsel]

for some reason my fart smells like rose perfume

or i've lost my smell sense

if it's the first one, time to bottle my farts and sell them to the french for extraordinary prices

[heady crow]

Or maybe a third option

Enough exposure to said farts

[placid sail]

hearing's gone

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/dpPREyf8IP8

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/ThcvPkZVFKY

[random rapids]

You've gotta open up, man. The path to ascension is to overcome your fears.

[heady crow]

turkey i presume

[upbeat bobcat]

ja

[heady crow]

as it should be

me and @real tinsel getting muted for the third time together observing the server while muted

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/Usl5a8_J__s

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/giQkGAnXCFo
Breaking Bad Spoilers

[heady crow]

bravo bince, only he could have thought of these sound effects

[undone wave]

What did Bitch Wife mean by this?

[real tinsel]

we're gonna get banned this time

[grizzled meadow]

Not under my watch

(please try to not post anything that leads to ban because I don't have that power...)

[real tinsel]

Falco Jetstream vs Senator Aldourien

[pastel quartz]

do Canadians cum maple syrup

[placid sail]

I rause my toast for my bois brino,khaaytil, falco, okay cay, aldourien!

long life abd prosperity!

very cool bar

[real tinsel]

we're the cool guys

[placid sail]

previous bar was shit

this obe is dope

[real tinsel]

damn it does look like a nice place

[placid sail]

it is

especially ib contrast with previous bar which is shit

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867079243505598515/967320358237651016/lv_0_20220418201208-1.mp4

What did Lainah mean by this?

[real tinsel]

he meant that you can shove that up their ass

[undone wave]

😳

[real tinsel]

kinky

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867079243505598515/967251108990967868/Lets_Dance.mp4

sorry about this

[pastel quartz]

i fucking hate Japanese goblin

[undone wave]

yeah same.

[placid sail]

this is getting out of hand

but it's fun

[real tinsel]

i like it

[placid sail]

khaaytil

elp

[real tinsel]

where is my dear beloved mistral

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

I;m home but incredibly drunk

elp

[real tinsel]

oh no

[undone wave]

She's chilling rn

[real tinsel]

time for charcoal pills

[real tinsel]

she deserves it

[placid sail]

oh thats good ide actualyl

but not chacroal but enterosgel

if you eevrn get posieonde or drunk eat enterogsel very effective

this shit

[real tinsel]

holy shit how didn't i know about this before

[pastel quartz]

i hate khaaytil

[real tinsel]

aw

[placid sail]

its okay now you know

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[real tinsel]

knowing the existence of this would've been really helpful for the times i was so drunk couldn't even bother going home

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta love the editing even when you're dead drunk

[placid sail]

my unnatural strive for perfection is beyond drunkness

[real tinsel]

he's still conscious, must intoxicate more

[placid sail]

no no

I know my limit

very close to it

[real tinsel]

i don't

[placid sail]

thank god this fancy bar serves free water

[real tinsel]

the last time i got shit drunk my ex had to carry me to her house

[pastel quartz]

the missile knows where it is trap remix

[placid sail]

I am not really that fond of alcohol, but it enables unique experience for me

also some guy called Slavyan called me indian

[pastel quartz]

lol

[placid sail]

nice

token of caring

literally

haha

[real tinsel]

aww yeah she did care about me

but she was also abusive

[placid sail]

we are the victims of circusmastanes and our upbringing

the person who tortuted you such is guilty and not guildty at all at the same time

[real tinsel]

that's the part that sucks

i can't hate my dad either because he also cares about me

[placid sail]

you don' have to like theim either

[real tinsel]

he was both physically and emotionally abusive to me as a kid but i just can't hate him

same with my ex

minus the physical part

[placid sail]

complex shit

many variables

[real tinsel]

yeah brain difficult

[placid sail]

ther ies such thing

brain favours identification and affirmation over being happy

ie I am a failure but that is certain is better that i am happpy but i don't know who i am

you may have affection to people who hurt you because they affirm your destructibe self image

anything bad is better than uncertainty to mind

uncertainty is horrible to mind

[real tinsel]

it really is

[placid sail]

new image is required to ovewrhelm the disfunctional image of oneself

why i am ppreaching even now

[real tinsel]

he's literally me

[placid sail]

waku waku

why am i indian though

it's like not even close

russian s are so racist

it's not like indians are bad or something, but it's entirely different story and looks

[pastel quartz]

people call me Arab

[placid sail]

I get it, I really do

mind loves comparisons, it's easier that way

but

huh, you know what, it doesn't even matter, why shoul dit

"I'm not racist, I accept all races, even the bad ones"
-Sigma Male Grindset

https://youtu.be/_8o2wK8QcF8

old bruno.gif

[placid sail]

original video is as obnoxious as this is

say khaaytil

how many grey hairs do you have

[real tinsel]

helo my neim is rakshaa tode i'm goin to teach yu hau to criete speyship with html

[real tinsel]

zero

[placid sail]

how old are you again

[real tinsel]

21

[placid sail]

laughs ominously

sooooooon

[real tinsel]

but white hair in my family is rare

[placid sail]

the curse of southerner is upon youuuuu

[real tinsel]

my grandpa and grandma are 60-70 years old still colored hair

[placid sail]

that is not fair

or actually

[real tinsel]

yees

[placid sail]

I do enjoy grey hair

[real tinsel]

but im balding so yeah

thanks to daddy genes

[placid sail]

some societal impulse makes me kinda upset about it, but I actually think it's cool

[real tinsel]

my ex had white hair too

both of them had it actually

[grizzled meadow]

Nanomachines, son?

[real tinsel]

well, they still have it

[real tinsel]

dad?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-armstrong-metal-gear-armstrong-handshake-armstrong-running-gif-25464560

[real tinsel]

close the refrigerator bz11k you're drunk

[placid sail]

I refuse

https://youtu.be/xC1drhGY9k4

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kiss-cute-pet-cat-gif-20374133

[real tinsel]

he won

[pastel quartz]

kissing the homies goodnight

[real tinsel]

kissing my husband

[pastel quartz]

real

[upbeat bobcat]

[pastel quartz]

gourmet

[undone wave]

bone apple tit

[upbeat bobcat]

Looks expensive

[real tinsel]

mmmm tasty

[abstract badge]

In-game ads during multiplayer.

lol

[grizzled meadow]

I know we're shitposting but from what I've read about it, FOR NOW, it's only for free to play games, it's gonna be stuff like billboards

That's my fear though, "FOR NOW"

[upbeat bobcat]

Adblocks for games

Pay monthly for playstation plus and then without ads tax

Fucking mobile games caused this

Don't let EA hear about this, they already have enough on their plate with full microstransactions

[real tinsel]

ea can suck my femboy nuts

i'm not buying any games they release

[pastel quartz]

i fucking want ravenfield again

i had it

on old account

but now i don't

just found a skinwalker

[real tinsel]

good morning lovely locals of brainfart

[sturdy otter]

"the fok you looking a Uman? wait - holy shit fok the fok are you?"

[real tinsel]

@stone blade watch this frog do frog stuff

[real tinsel]

remember that time i told you about not using knives while you're half asleep? Yeah, don't do that

i wanted to eat tomatoes for breakfast so i washed some tomatoes and munched on them

no knives were involved

[sturdy otter]

yeah man, i made minced meat out of chops the other day

and now the neighbours cat is missing

[real tinsel]

what a coincidentally timed accident

[stone blade]

That's a very cool frog

[sturdy otter]

idk frogs like this are cute af, hopefully i die of poison real quick after i pet it

you would die happy

[real tinsel]

it's the blue frogs that are poisonous

[sturdy otter]

and some yellow ones

[real tinsel]

and the purple ones

[sturdy otter]

dude must be looking good af, if she does not see all the red flags just from this picture

[real tinsel]

no he must just be really funny

[sturdy otter]

hahahaha

hahahaha

ha

aaaah

[real tinsel]

see?

[sturdy otter]

never change @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

that's usually my experience with women

[sturdy otter]

before or after you took the pants of?

[real tinsel]

before and after

[sturdy otter]

mine is usually something like this: "who are you? how did you come into my bathroom?"

apparently "Im sorry, im just a stalker who fell into spacial anomaly" is not the right answer tho

[real tinsel]

no it isn't

[stone blade]

Hi

[real tinsel]

hello ivan

how are you

[stone blade]

alive

[real tinsel]

very nice ivan

[stone blade]

ty

[sturdy otter]

gj on being alive ivan

[stone blade]

Ty

trying my best

[sturdy otter]

keep up the good work

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

Morning khaa. How are you doing?

[sturdy otter]

nah that ham seem fine

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

Mads Mikkelsen sunday

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423747737440354324/967525535074902066/db06dedc4ef9d4d035356724276a1a2a2b111d1d590b194dcb8ed7c96928c45c_11.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/967697103306493962/Screenshot_20220424_151818.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/967738467360600074/unknown.png

[heady crow]

yes

[placid sail]

will it be something energetic or chill

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSad8K95A9M

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486133609091039233/967426766153089054/video_u8ru9j.mp4

[narrow lotus]

guess which one makes more money

[narrow lotus]

gta sa my beloved

when my shitty 128mb gpu could barely run this game , those were the days

[heady crow]

furries are suspiciosly rich so

[narrow lotus]

the world we live in

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-gif-22072927

[stone blade]

same

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jma6E_ZzEpk

Literally me

[pastel quartz]

No way

[stone blade]

what

[stone blade]

weakest man in bulgaria

[pastel quartz]

strongest man in Spain

[real tinsel]

morning bruno i'm doing very nice thank you

how about you

[heady crow]

im doing good, slowly recovering from the flu but still dont know about going back to school tomorrow

also whats the time there rn?

[real tinsel]

10:30 pm

10:26 to be precise

[heady crow]

ah so we are not that far off

21:27 here

[real tinsel]

tell me the future bruno

what's it like

do femboys finally take over the world?

[heady crow]

i wish

when they do ill tell you immediately

like we should have told america about 9/11

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

[stone blade]

I love kimi

such a legend

[heady crow]

not even a day before it was reposted

[placid sail]

пости не читай

post, don't read

an imperative of a gentleman

[real tinsel]

oh shit @placid sail i just remembered something disgusting

you know i told you about my aunt going to tarot shit

[placid sail]

yup

[real tinsel]

one time when i was like 6-7, one of those tarot people told my aunt to do some ritual involving full moon, salt, and.....

child piss

apparently if you mix salt with child piss and drink it on full moon, then look at the moon, you see your future husband

anyway my aunt drank my piss haha

[placid sail]

what is it with crazy people and drinking piss?

so many do under different pretences

[real tinsel]

shia muslims have a weirdass tradition where they come together every year on muhammad's birthday i think to hurt themselves as much as they can

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

usually it's just hitting your chest but some go overboard and fucking burn themselves in burning coal

[narrow lotus]

or they whip themselves ye

[real tinsel]

yes also that

[idle snow]

Why does this sound like it could come straight out of Borat...?

[real tinsel]

which one

[heady crow]

Did it work atleast?

[idle snow]

The piss one

[real tinsel]

i don't know my memory stops there

[real tinsel]

it does sound boratish

man when compared to the rest of azerbaijan, baku is a sci-fi city

it's like the only city that actually evolved

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/967874506238611567/redditsave.com_what_song_is_this-kreouf7reev81.mp4

so me

[real tinsel]

even here we have retards but at least they're not that retarded to drink piss

[real tinsel]

ivan and me lying on cnpp roof watching the stars while listening to kino

while holding hands

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673472807740637214/967874838679154698/redditsave.com_playing_with_frens-57gp430267m81-360.mp4

sure

[idle snow]

While your skin is slowly melting due to the radiation

[stone blade]

lets vibe to kino

[stone blade]

worth it

[real tinsel]

our dna melts and our hands mix together

[idle snow]

Hey you could become the first ghouls you know.

[stone blade]

I made this meme

[placid sail]

khaaytil drinking cyberpiss in sci-fi baku and be like: awwww shit

[real tinsel]

no that's tea

i'm drinking tea

and no it doesn't look like piss this time because i made it right

[real tinsel]

very nice meme ivan

but guess what

[idle snow]

Can't wait to see the duga radar in all its glory in STALKER 2

[real tinsel]

i made this meme

[stone blade]

bro

[placid sail]

wow khaaytil, nice meme you got there

[real tinsel]

just to make sure it can't be stolen by anyone

can't trust anyone nowadays

[placid sail]

almosty anyone can steal your hard earned meme nowadays smh my head

[real tinsel]

yeah people suck amirite

[stone blade]

yeah can you like

stop

[real tinsel]

ivan?

i'm sensing that you want to steal my meme. Do not make me call the authorities (Falco)

[stone blade]

bruh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bet-calling-snitch-im-telling-snitching-gif-11886766

i'm calling the cops

[heady crow]

Ill call the authorities

@grizzled meadow ur cute

[real tinsel]

we got a simp here

[heady crow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

i'll join him though because falco is, indeed, very cute

[heady crow]

Like have you heard falco speaking?

[real tinsel]

he has a very orgasmic voice

[placid sail]

you guys ain't doing it right, pinging is too slow

[real tinsel]

HOLY SHIT we were thinking the same thing

[heady crow]

Stg he makes my heart melt with his voice

[placid sail]

let me teach you

breaks a bunch of spagetti in two

crrrunch

[real tinsel]

jesus

we can share

[heady crow]

Bz remember me sharing the fucky pizza that one night in vc?

[placid sail]

ya

[heady crow]

I wonder if reposting it would bring him here

[real tinsel]

it doesn't involve dicks in pizzas does it?

[placid sail]

I think we might get too far with this

and get uhhh

[heady crow]

The french after us?

Monkas

[placid sail]

what would an italian variant of a baguette to the ass be

[heady crow]

Oh

Uuh

[real tinsel]

plain spaghetti to the ass?

[heady crow]

I guess a whole pizza without topping?

[placid sail]

calzoned to the death

[real tinsel]

that would be painful i think

[heady crow]

And now im hungry

Like bbq chicken calzone gets me on my knees

[placid sail]

slapped with a ciabatta

[heady crow]

Stalker 2 wont pay for itself

[placid sail]

can I borrow your balaclava mister thief, I need to "buy" some groceries

[real tinsel]

i need an entire pc upgrade before buying stalker 2

[heady crow]

or a gpu which runs it

[heady crow]

Yeah Sadge

[heady crow]

Well it is a mask so youd keep up with the times

[real tinsel]

people actually took advantage of the mask thing when it first came out and robbed a few stores where i live

[heady crow]

Really?

[real tinsel]

yeah but local stores, not megacorp stores

[heady crow]

Ah yeye

I hear ppl dressing up as nazis and burning down corona testing centers in the netherlands

Urk was the citys name i think

[real tinsel]

with people in them?

[heady crow]

Christ

No at night i think

[real tinsel]

oh

i was gonna say it's fucked up but nevermind

it is still fucked up

just not as much

[placid sail]

wait what do you mean

which mask

[real tinsel]

about in 2018-2020 an entire building made of some flammable shit material burned down with people in it. They didn't figure out who caused the fire but they're assuming a bunch of kids were just playing with fire and it spread

[real tinsel]

the medical ones

the ones we're told to wear for corona

[placid sail]

aaaah

[stone blade]

OH NO THE FRENCH

[real tinsel]

GET THE THING WITH THE THING

[stone blade]

recoil gonna be super high on that mf

he doing a US ammo build

low recoil cuz of ammo

no stock needed

[stone blade]

" something is not rite frens"

"i smel french peoples come"

[heady crow]

No matter what the server i am in there still is hate for the french and brits

God bless

[pastel quartz]

signature

[placid sail]

something to do with very humane "colonisation" of half the world, I guess

[real tinsel]

it's a tradition

[narrow lotus]

look what cool image i found guys

[real tinsel]

that's a very nice image ledy where did you find it

[placid sail]

I should make a meme out of it

[narrow lotus]

i researched bro i am a scientist

[undone wave]

Americans 🤝 French 🤝 British

[real tinsel]

oh my god ledy!!!! did you take that picture yourself?!!

[undone wave]

Belgium gets an honorable mention

[stone blade]

always

[placid sail]

that's a nice meme I haven't seen today

[heady crow]

Ah sorry

[placid sail]

lel I thought you did it intentionally

[real tinsel]

here's a meme you've seen 25 times. Watch it again

[real tinsel]

bruno is going insane

[heady crow]

Discord makes that happen

[real tinsel]

same

[real tinsel]

man i love how people on quora like to think they're smart just because they're mentally ill

[placid sail]

one of us one of us one of us

[real tinsel]

i get this question on my mail like 15 times a month

[real tinsel]

one of us one of us one of us one of us

[heady crow]

Fr

Ppl on quora are insane

I get spammed quora shit to my second email for some reason

[real tinsel]

i get spammed because i have an account

[heady crow]

Kek

[real tinsel]

sometimes there are good stuff there but it's mostly just same questions with slightly modified answers

[placid sail]

how can I shoot web

[real tinsel]

with penis

[placid sail]

oh snap

[heady crow]

Mhm, i feel like the crazier stuff gets reposted to other social medias too

So i feel like that affects the Outlook on it

[real tinsel]

mine is actually stringy for some reason so it's like a web

[placid sail]

has anyone of you dipped your balls in soy sauce

[real tinsel]

was that a dad joke

[real tinsel]

i've never seen soy sauce in real life

[placid sail]

dude

[real tinsel]

big markets probably have it but never bothered to check

[placid sail]

do you know how good are pelmeni with it

[heady crow]

Yeah tastes a bit sweet doesent it

[real tinsel]

i eat pelmeni raw

[placid sail]

at this point you're just flexing

[real tinsel]

not literally raw

just raw, you know, without anything on it

[placid sail]

ah

not even smetana?

[real tinsel]

it's meat how can i eat it raw

[real tinsel]

no

i eat most food raw

don't like mixing them with stuff

[heady crow]

Human flesh

[placid sail]

looooong poooork

[real tinsel]

as a matter of fact, yes

but only my own

[placid sail]

w-w

whut

[real tinsel]

my left hand's meat is mostly in the open because when i get stressed i start chewing on my hands

break the silence i feel weird

[heady crow]

Ah same but my fingers

[real tinsel]

i also eat the inside of my mouth and for some reason that made my ex very mad at me every time she saw me do it

[heady crow]

Hmm how tho

I mean theres some weird substance like below your tongue you can get off

[real tinsel]

how can you even bite that part

[heady crow]

Or like do you bite your cheeks

[heady crow]

Tongue

Sometimes it just rips out with your tongue alone idk

[real tinsel]

not just the cheeks, anywhere that my teeth can reach

also my lips

[real tinsel]

jesus

i want to keep my tongue

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

flesh grows back at least

[heady crow]

Ill explain it latwe

Later*

[real tinsel]

i've been doing this since like 10-13 years old, grows back every time

[heady crow]

Mhm

I just like to bite down on my cheeks

Not like take chunks out

But dry bits of lips are free hunting season

[real tinsel]

man i love dry lips

[heady crow]

I hate them, bought a small like can of vaseline at the start of the last winter

God bless vaseline

Lips never were in better shape

[undone wave]

Jerma just shot power no way

I think that's power

[heady crow]

The bottom of my feet used to get gigadry tho when i played waterpolo

[real tinsel]

i bought some lip balm or something when my ex made me stop biting my lips

[heady crow]

I guess spending 2+ hours in chlorine water going in and out of sauna and dry winter climate didnt help

[real tinsel]

they always made my mouth feel oily and shit hated them

[heady crow]

Ye never liked them either

Took a liking to the vaseline tho for some reason

[real tinsel]

it's still in my drawer

[heady crow]

Kek

[real tinsel]

i just bite the flesh off my lips and no more dry lips

[heady crow]

Lips cant be dry if there is no lips

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[heady crow]

Work smarter not harder

[real tinsel]

we're all friends here

you're in the friendzone

[heady crow]

Friendzoned once again

[real tinsel]

man i just realized i friendzoned my ex twice

first when we first met second when we broke up

i told her we can stay friends

that was probably cruel

[heady crow]

Chad

[real tinsel]

holy shit i have this video too

[heady crow]

Ah man no way i have that video too. What a coincidence

[real tinsel]

do you have this one though?

[heady crow]

Well now i do

[real tinsel]

have another

[placid sail]

jerma fever dream

[real tinsel]

you're in the jermaworld now

[heady crow]

Jerma is a kpop star for ppl who take adderall

[real tinsel]

say hi

[real tinsel]

i can't take adderall they don't have it here:(

[heady crow]

Ah, then jerma cant be like a kpop staf to you

[real tinsel]

nooo but i'm qualified for adderall

so i belong here

[real tinsel]

my internet is shit so i just stream them in random websites

[heady crow]

Fmovies for me

[real tinsel]

oh my god same

used to be bmovies but that died

[heady crow]

Watched got at like 14 yrs old from there and been using it eversince

[heady crow]

🤝

[real tinsel]

and himovies for new episodes of tv shows and stuff

for some reason new episodes get to fmovies in a week or more

[heady crow]

Huh, well thanks for the info

Dont really watch any shows anymore expect for anime with a friend

[real tinsel]

me neither. I only watch cartoons like close enough, dan vs etc

basically anything that doesn't have a previous plot

[heady crow]

Mhm mhm

[real tinsel]

tv shows are usually too long and i can't keep up with the plot

i have the attention span of a toddler

[real tinsel]

jerma you bloody jokester

[real tinsel]

bee butt

Raiden's voice actor's wife looks like she's keeping him hostage and tortures him every day

[placid sail]

turning off his pain inhibitors daily

[pastel quartz]

i am scared of "her"

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUjDJrS67vU

[placid sail]

so foggy

[pastel quartz]

most colourful day in Eastern Europe

[real tinsel]

home

baku doesn't have much fog but when i used to live in gandja sometimes the morning would be so foggy you could barely see anything beyond 50-100 meters

[real tinsel]

see? russians aren't the only nutjobs

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A9HvZ4vz74

[heady crow]

Venn diagram with americans and russians and the part that has both is just "nutjobs"

[pastel quartz]

beautiful smile, no danger

[heady crow]

In addition to telling you to difference he will also demonstrate

[real tinsel]

what a nice guy

[pastel quartz]

looks like a reputable guy

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/YBH11m9XHms
@heady crow

[gloomy roost]

https://fxtwitter.com/_adria89/status/1379023805222375428?s=20

[real tinsel]

good morning fellow people of the internet

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NQHtVrP3gE

[sturdy otter]

@warped void to get the full potential out of your 9mm luger

[warped void]

bahahahaha

we need to put a silencer at the end lmao

[sturdy otter]

i honestly think the projectile cant go any faster after like 1/3 of the barrel but okay

[warped void]

probably yeah

pistol powder burns fast

[sturdy otter]

yep

could be an attempt to make the projectile subsonic who knows

[warped void]

kek

could be phtoshop

[sturdy otter]

its sadly not

[warped void]

bruh

german engineering

[sturdy otter]

i just noticed

[warped void]

it's either very good or very retarded

?

[sturdy otter]

o7 im greeting Major Degurechaff and report for duty

[warped void]

kek

I just chose that pic because A N G E R Y

[sturdy otter]

its mostly kind of retarded not gonna lie

[warped void]

yeah

tell me about it

I drive a BMW

[sturdy otter]

but good stuff comes out of it xD

[warped void]

sometimes when I'm under that car I wonder

[sturdy otter]

i drive a VW

[warped void]

WHY

ohgod

even worse lmao

[sturdy otter]

and im pretty sure the car is not even german by now

like legit

the engine is good tho, works fine even tho i abuse it

[warped void]

eastern european replacement parts, ship of theseus style?

[sturdy otter]

the engine is from 1999 tho so yeah, back at the time where shit was build to do shit

[warped void]

2005

[sturdy otter]

2005 depending on your car best or worst year xD

for german cars that is

[warped void]

130i

N52 best engine

[sturdy otter]

until your shit faced ass tries to run it with kerosine

[warped void]

kek

[sturdy otter]

mate of mine did that

worked

for like 1000km

[warped void]

lul

I ran mine on E85 for a while cuz money was tight

it was down on power and took longer to cold start

other than that it was fine

[sturdy otter]

E85 money was tight

mate you rich or some shit? xD

[warped void]

E85 is half the price of normal gas here

[sturdy otter]

sorry i thought you ment the car

[warped void]

less than half

[sturdy otter]

my stupid face cleary has not enough caffeine in it

[warped void]

oh

the chassis code

lmao

[sturdy otter]

xD

[warped void]

fucking germans

[sturdy otter]

im sowwy

[warped void]

can't they call their cars acutal names

[sturdy otter]

wait our cars have names?

[warped void]

135i20xdM3M5X3

bruh

[sturdy otter]

i always thought the are called by their ID numbers

[warped void]

E87E36E92

[sturdy otter]

and total sum of their parts D:

[warped void]

germans.

[sturdy otter]

ikr xD

i hate it here, but at the same time im unable to survive anywhere else

so fuck me i guess

[warped void]

I know a lot about them, they even went on vacation here in the forties

[sturdy otter]

dude germans on vacation are like THE WORST

like holy fuck you kiss your mother with that mouth?

kind of worse

[warped void]

bro don't tell me, I know

[sturdy otter]

i cant go on vacation where other german might be

[warped void]

most of them have a nearly flawless english so I can't complain too much

[sturdy otter]

because i would go on a purge

[warped void]

still better than spaniards ngl

kek

[sturdy otter]

i dont see a lot of them, what are they like?

[warped void]

mega r00d

the only ones that can beat them are probably the chinese

[sturdy otter]

omg

lemme tell you

for chinese ppl

[warped void]

oh boy here we go

[sturdy otter]

you on your ladder changing the airfilters at the termal duty free shop

they dont care

[atomic scarab]

iirc pirate bay is unsafe according to piracy subreddit

[sturdy otter]

like legit they will put your ladder to an other place WHILE you are STILL on it xD

[atomic scarab]

i just stream it anyway

[warped void]

bruh

how tho

how does one have that train of theought

[sturdy otter]

they dont think while on vacation mate

[warped void]

how does one even try

like

[sturdy otter]

for them its the ONE TIME they can just go around not worry

or something like that

[warped void]

a ladder with someone on it is super hard to move isn't it

especially some dude that works in maintenance who I can only assume is built like a brick shithouse

[sturdy otter]

it happened at least one time a week in my 2 years as a contracted service repair man on that Airport

[warped void]

dang

retards the lot of them

[sturdy otter]

its hard to move but easy to just kind of throw it over

[warped void]

I'm gonna be honest if china was wiped from the map I'd be happy

[sturdy otter]

idk maybe they just used to everyone kongfu fighting or some shite

wow that was racist im sorry

[warped void]

kek

I'm racister ,so not shocked

that sounded wrong

[sturdy otter]

me not, who would buy all our shit if they are gone

[warped void]

we'll find a new market

evolution finds a way

[sturdy otter]

well time to make 1st world continent Africa a thing i guess

[warped void]

I had a similar thought

but it rhymed with "colonization"

and started with "re"

ahem

[sturdy otter]

yeah kinda dark let dont go there

ffs my game is running in the background

[warped void]

I mean as long as you do it like the French and not like the belgians

kek

[sturdy otter]

ah okay i paused it xD

[warped void]

game stops if you alt+tab anyways

[sturdy otter]

French, Spain, GB, Belgians

[warped void]

no need to pause

[sturdy otter]

mine does not, since i set it up that way

[warped void]

huh

[sturdy otter]

nothing worse than watching a video and answering stuff in discord and then noticing that your dude is still not sleepy becaus the last half hour was only running for you IRL

idk why but boderless without CPU thingy under the direct X settings checked

gives me more FPS and the game does not pause if i tab out

if i go to fullscreen it will stop

[warped void]

tell me more about how you get more frames

I am ridiculously CPÜ bottlenecked

3070ti + threadripper 1900X lmao

[sturdy otter]

this helps a lot

if you dont watch a Lore video on Claners in a pop up that is

so ye dont be me and take the FPS away again with that shit xD

[warped void]

SSAO is a CPU thing in Xray?

[sturdy otter]

not sure but its more about the Volumetric smoke etc

i just cant scroll futher down

[warped void]

oh ok

[sturdy otter]

but yeh SSAO off ususally resutls in up to 10fps

[warped void]

not sure that's help me but I'll try

my GPU is so overpowered compared to the rest of my system I can literally go from 2x AA and SMAA on low to 8x AA and smaa on the highest and not lose a single frame

[sturdy otter]

soft particles off help a LOT if you around Friutpunch/Gas anomalies

[warped void]

image quality changes do nothing to my frames

my GPU is uber OP for this game

[sturdy otter]

kek i believe that

i was bottlenecked by CPU for years

by now im just using outdated potato

[warped void]

my next upgrade is a CPU, like damn

I need more IPC

[sturdy otter]

i need a full new rig by now T_T

to poor tho

[warped void]

dang

maintenance gigs not enough?

[sturdy otter]

any gig would be nice atm

[warped void]

oof

[sturdy otter]

yep

[warped void]

this is why I'm glad I have a full time job

[sturdy otter]

depression was not nice to me

[warped void]

it's shit and it's hard but at least I have peace of mind

[sturdy otter]

im better now but nobody wants me T_T

[warped void]

I used to have big depression too but got out of it out of sheer hatred for my own state of being

now I am always angery

all the time

but I have energy and I do stuff

[sturdy otter]

kek sound kind of like me

[warped void]

also from time to time I look forwards to stuff

[sturdy otter]

only reason i got better im to stuborn and angry

[warped void]

so like's good, all things considered

[sturdy otter]

i have no time to be depressed xD

[warped void]

similar

but it's not about time for me

I looked back and went "yeah nah I'm not doing that again"