🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Yeah

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/278269258222272512/796180639896436786/760ffa6f9aac75f3a891d54769a90bde3e30190af6b6d537314d095d5e1ee172_1.gif.gif

[real tinsel]

he's the wisest of us all

sharpie did you decide what eccm means

[placid sail]

why sharpie? he's exo suit

[real tinsel]

his discord username says sharp crystal

at first i wanted to call him sharpei but thought maybe he'll find it offensive

[placid sail]

oh, right, fair enough

[real tinsel]

so i call him sharpie

[placid sail]

I wonder if Crystal is his legit name

I think westerners actually use it

sounds quite unusual

[real tinsel]

Mr Crystal Sharp

Mr Sharp

[placid sail]

sounds like somebody in a cool suit

[real tinsel]

Sir Crystal the Sharp

[real tinsel]

this one sounds like someone wearing a diamond-engraved suit with a miniature lion on his shoulder

and a white top hat

and a cane made from diamond

[real tinsel]

no i was thinking more like that penguin guy from batman

[placid sail]

oh god

[real tinsel]

but like a younger version of him

[placid sail]

screeeee

[real tinsel]

oh my god this danny devito is not sexy at all

make it disappear

make it disappear

[placid sail]

should have settled for Taric

[real tinsel]

i didn't say penguin specifically. Just someone who dressed up like that

[abstract path]

Crystal is quite a special name...yes
And i do prefer it the most

[abstract path]

And no, no nickname would be offensive to me -3-

[abstract path]

No i didn't xd

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832682337099710514/966086673265995856/russia.mp4

russian propaganda TV is a fucking trip

we need Gachimuchi Street in Moscow

[abstract path]

Gachimuchi

[heady crow]

Ukraine is getting turned into a gachimuchi country?

Volunteering there right the fuck now

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/4V7_Zz1QZBM

[heady crow]

Got that in my recommended a few weeks back kek

[fair crescent]

Ass we can

[placid sail]

an actual research which looks like an elaborate shitpost

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[heady crow]

Me when its 15c ^

[placid sail]

15C outside + working central heating = not good

[heady crow]

Me and you buddy

Walking around in a t shirt outside is hot asf

[placid sail]

would have gone outside to cool off, but I'm fucking working

[heady crow]

Still the same job or?

[placid sail]

yeye

come on, it's too cool even for me to change the job a month after getting it

though I can't imagine myself working somewhere for years, either

japanese are super weird at that

[heady crow]

Keeping up with the modern job trends huh?

[placid sail]

more like struggling with impostor syndrome and having no real specialisation whatsoever

I mean yes, I am very trendy, whatever the trend is, yes.

[undone wave]

Hank 😳

[heady crow]

Even as an old man keeping up with the times

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/abe-simpson-abe-simpson-cloud-yelling-cloud-angry-gif-12558964

[atomic scarab]

the batman

[placid sail]

eat pant

also, good job on sneaking in a bit of a femboy

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/320on0

[undone wave]

Friday Night Funkin' type beat

This would get you banned from the EFP discord

[heady crow]

[undone wave]

Rule 2: No Furries

[heady crow]

Based beyond belief

[placid sail]

you mean the next elder scroll will be about bloody bri'ish?

[abstract path]

Goddamn

Roasting legos now i see?

[real tinsel]

bruno how could you doombait me

not very gnarly my brother

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-cold-glare-mental-collapse-existential-dread-gif-24785202

Discord users when Jetstream Sam doesn't show up in the funny bait video

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/959772387044376596/Me_when_the_unfunny.mp4

[stone blade]

^ so me

[muted raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876676785859874898/966177641801605141/home_depot.mp4

[real tinsel]

me and bz11k discussing literally anything on whichever channel we happen to be in

[zenith grove]

you couldnt be too far from the truth

[placid sail]

creepy ass ASMR videos

[heady crow]

ivan

[placid sail]

my ancestors are smiling at me, moderator

[zenith grove]

oh dont worry i keep checking this place so you guys dont start a conversation you shouldnt

[real tinsel]

hey don't mess with okay_cat, he's one of the cool mods

[placid sail]

I'm not messing with him

I just

pet pet

[placid sail]

ooooh the misery

everybody wants to be my enemyyyyyyy

[zenith grove]

tf

[placid sail]

have we been that bad, khaaytil?

I don't think we've been that bad

[zenith grove]

just weird, i didnt say it got bad, yet

[real tinsel]

for once i'd like to find a place where they think i'm normal

[placid sail]

normality is a fragile illusion

[zenith grove]

but weird isnt

[real tinsel]

weird is natural

[zenith grove]

thats true, as i said, it didnt get bad

[placid sail]

if normality is a subjective conditional term, how weirdness is not? it is perceived relatively to normality

there is no "weird" without "normal"

so both are just illusions

[real tinsel]

like there isn't good without bad

[real tinsel]

that's a giant ass hallway

bruno would turn that into a gym room

[placid sail]

my meme knowledge tells me that it is the moment in sitcom when their house have been robbed, so it is so big because it is absolutely empty of furniture that was there before

[real tinsel]

iirc that room was always empty

[heady crow]

rn training on a old platform in our barn that used to hold hay

would be much nicer to have a proper footing so when i drop the weight it doesent bounce 2 meters into the air and give me a concussion

[real tinsel]

man you sound like the type of guy who has a pair of dumbbells on himself at all times

[real tinsel]

oh shit

[heady crow]

ironic considering my pfp

[real tinsel]

my memory failed me

[placid sail]

that's why will smith is losing his shit

[heady crow]

so astolfo was edited in?

maan

[placid sail]

nono, it's a part of the original cast

[heady crow]

fucking

pagman

[real tinsel]

how can you have a 90s tv show without someone's favorite anime character animated into it

[placid sail]

true

[real tinsel]

you can't, it's a necessity to have them

[heady crow]

it wouldnt be the same without them

[real tinsel]

indeed

[placid sail]

it's like watching friends without naruto in the show

[real tinsel]

let's not involve naruto in that

[placid sail]

why not? he's a cool guy

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-wait-what-confused-gif-15074314

[real tinsel]

he is but friends isn't

i mean don't involve him with friends

[placid sail]

ah, I see your angle

[real tinsel]

unlike whoever created this meme i have this feeling all the time

i am the embodiment of schizoposting

[heady crow]

khaa living out every schizo posters dream

[real tinsel]

hell yeah

i'm their god

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[real tinsel]

i should actually finally go see a psychiatrist so they can give me pills or something

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-gif-18638526

[heady crow]

still the dream body

[real tinsel]

being a schizo is not as funny as the memes make it to be

[real tinsel]

yours is similar

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894944186229477376/933825790079025162/Rip_Bozo.mp4

[real tinsel]

except you got bigger tits

[undone wave]

haha funny mental disorder I can make fun of
-reddit

[upbeat bobcat]

You should think beyond pills, an actual treatment.

[heady crow]

yeah ive guessed so

[real tinsel]

like, giant

[placid sail]

if the forestry engineering business won't pop off, you can always settle for being the new star of finnish gay porn

[real tinsel]

you mean rehab or something?

[zenith grove]

being weird is being normal especially on the internet

[heady crow]

yeah i like to think i got a pretty similiar build but ill see after a few years of training

[placid sail]

see? it's all so relative and conditioned

[upbeat bobcat]

I wouldn't know, you should see some professionals first, they'd know better about a treatment

[heady crow]

have you ever heard of tom of finland? :DDD

[upbeat bobcat]

Pills are just temporary and withdrawal is much worse than anything

[real tinsel]

i'm seeing a therapist who said i must see a psychiatrist because my issues are well beyond the conscious stuff

[real tinsel]

yeah but they fix the chemical imbalance in the brain

[upbeat bobcat]

There you go then, it'll happen as long as you want anyway

[real tinsel]

there's no therapeutic way of fixing the chemical imbalance i think

[upbeat bobcat]

Pills will be there i know, I said that because only pills won't fix it in the long run. They are there only to support the treatment

[real tinsel]

Bruno of Finland, the hottest gay porn actor

[heady crow]

imaagine

making the third wave of gachimuchi

now with a finnish twist

[real tinsel]

i know that. That's why they say you should still go to therapy even after starting pills

[placid sail]

intriguing

[real tinsel]

are you gonna pour finnish food on each other and lick it off?

that rye pudding thing

[heady crow]

idk man i dont have those sort of fetishes

[upbeat bobcat]

But the therapist says it's beyond them wtf

[real tinsel]

no to fix my chemical imbalance is beyond them

[heady crow]

a little amount of monolith propaganda

[upbeat bobcat]

Aren't you already taking pills tho?

[real tinsel]

no

that's a bit long story and it sounds retarded why i don't want to take them

[upbeat bobcat]

It wouldn't sound retarded for most people here but it's your choice

[placid sail]

not entirely correct, since chemical imbalance is influenced by your way of life, emotions, level of stress etc

[real tinsel]

well I do want to take them but the "parasite" inside my head won't let me. Not just the schizo pills but also any pill really. Because i start thinking that there's something inside the pill that'll somehow do harm to me. This even happens with harmless things like paracetamol pills

[placid sail]

many of even the most severe mental illness are very responsive to therapy, so you sholdn't completely deny it, for your sake

[placid sail]

sounds like a job... for the therapy!

[real tinsel]

same happens when someone tries to give me something like water or food etc. I can't even visit someone's house because i constantly think that they're a homicidal maniac and are going to turn me into their torture toy

[placid sail]

dang it I alt tabbed and died in ARAM

[stone blade]

God I love that song

name is killka btw

by ghostface playa

[real tinsel]

i am in therapy

i only go once a week because she said it could have a drug-like effect on me if i go too often

like i'd become dependent on her

it is actually manageable when i keep my stress levels at minimum. The serious issues start when i get too stressed which is what makes it so disabling

[placid sail]

if your specialist does not know how to treat your fear of medication, you should try to find someone who is capable of doing so

[real tinsel]

i've not told her

[placid sail]

since you may actually need it and so that you can, you know, at when you're at somebody's house

[real tinsel]

i've actually not told her one bit of my paranoias

or any of the schizo stuff really

hallucinations and irrational thoughts etc

i probably should but talking about them in real life is way more difficult than in discord

[upbeat bobcat]

So your relationship with your therapist is still before starting point

[real tinsel]

yeah kinda

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd say she's probably aware but hmm

[placid sail]

is it the government specialist or a commercial one?

[real tinsel]

i think the latter?

i can't tell the difference

[placid sail]

it's just a thing in Russia

that some people are afraid to come clean with their mental specialist because it's the government once and they are afraid that they would be put in the registry as a person with mental illness

I thought that may be the reason why you haven't told her about your problems, but seems to be not the case

[real tinsel]

no not really the case

i have told her about something that could probably land me in jail

[placid sail]

then why bother? tell her everything. she can't help you if she don't know what is wrong with you.

[real tinsel]

it's not as easy as that though

see the "parasite" doesn't want me to get better, so it tries everything in its disposal to keep me from getting better

because if i get better it's going to "die"

[abstract path]

So basically it's not getting worse but not getting better?

[placid sail]

that "parasite" is a part of your own mind, most likely some kind of really fucked up form of protection of your psyche. therapy or medications won't "kill" it, it will "fix" it, make it better

[real tinsel]

something like that

[abstract path]

I'm good at guessing

[abstract path]

Yes

[real tinsel]

yeah but the protection of my psyche seems to be far too powerful for me

[abstract path]

It's something like the first contact with love

You're too shy to even tell them i love you because you're afraid of how they will react

[placid sail]

you are working for the same goal. you should make it realise that you are not opposing it, but in fact, trying to help, and the thing it perceives as dangerous and bad will actually make everything better

[abstract path]

If you are opposing something then it will eventually oppose back

...insome way

[upbeat bobcat]

In some ways, it sounds like social anxiety which I suffered so much in years, I'd get instant feeling sick, my tummy would start making sounds as if my bowels are gonna go bad, immediately after leaving house, I'd get suicidal thoughts whilst waiting the train. It went on like 4 years non-stop just because I made my mind to fix it on my own, "treatment is bad, taking pills has worst effects on my body, not worth it i'll fix it" I'd see my uncle like every 3 weeks and he said surprised that "you are looking so well, you were looking so pale and I was afraid of asking, waiting for you to discuss" after I went to my second psychologist and starting using a lightweight pill and of course hell of a conversation with him, he was 70 years old dude.

But the first one offered me schizophrenia treatment and gave me the related pills, i only used one of them for once and it made me fuckin high, then it hit me. This was just to block my mind and let me sleep all day but I couldn't sleep with my mind just blurred like that, it made it worse.

I'm not saying we are on the same wagon but I get maybe quarter of what you feeling, it's like finding a sweet spot for treatment. Maybe the right pill but that's only the start, whomever gave you that pill and made you feel like you are progressing, you gotta keep it up, it might sound hard, fake at first but giving it a second, third chance might numb that parasite of yours after finding it. The Resistance that want to help fix you in your brain is always there, just waiting.

[stone blade]

sheesh

text

[abstract path]

Yes

But i understand what you mean

[stone blade]

literally me

[real tinsel]

detroit is one hell of a drug

[real tinsel]

opened the morning with shit in my pants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7qUKLgJuY0

[sturdy otter]

Forgor this was a thing at some point

[stone blade]

bro

someone took this

cropped text and added some other cat

how fucking unoriginal

[upbeat bobcat]

You just summed up memeing.

[stone blade]

ty ty

am smarto

also

time for some of my favourite

APUSTAJA :DDDDDDDD

BRORBORBO

THIS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959504078583509003/959512371544616980/apustaja_orchersta.mp4

❤️

[stone blade]

idk why 2

[stone blade]

wtf

bruno send swedish memes

why did I say swedish

i mean finish

its the same shit actually

[heady crow]

??

Fuck you ivan

[stone blade]

mm no

[abstract path]

Take the n away

[stone blade]

fiiish

nice

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731533341123149914/966396003743842384/trim.FD294FD1-1F1F-4ED0-8303-24A4F0797F7F.mov

https://youtu.be/f6R329jRn6U

https://youtu.be/AlNDcR_g0_M

[heady crow]

Dream physique (moustache included)

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-booty-tyler1-t1-alpha-gif-14526618

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-tyler1-league-of-legends-anime-tyler1sigma-grindset-gif-22611488

[abstract path]

Damn bro

If you lift that shit up completely you can say goodbye to your spine :3

[heady crow]

Not really

Deadlift is one of the safest movements if you have good form

[abstract path]

I'm sure that your spine will still be fucked up if you lift it over your head in one or another way

[heady crow]

Wdym

Like clean and jerk or?

[abstract path]

Tbh idk

Idek how to call it

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/Dg-vI2KjG3k

[abstract path]

Ok well that's what ikinda ment

[heady crow]

mhm

i can see there being risks involved with clean and jerk but deadlift when done with proper form is still one of the safest movements

bcs if you fail a rep you can just drop the weight on the floor without any worry

[abstract path]

Mm yum yum

[heady crow]

weird snus bag

[upbeat bobcat]

aloo

[pastel quartz]

political cat

[zenith grove]

alooo

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/960933137121157230/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

aleeeee

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh ivan got rekd

[real tinsel]

ivan stinky haha stinky ivan get rekt

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[stone blade]

aight this legit made me laugh

gj

[real tinsel]

i make ivan laugh

day good

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade
I require one 🍌 banan

[stone blade]

🍌

[grizzled meadow]

The monke of wisdom grant you one question

[stone blade]

my question is

Why?

[grizzled meadow]

42

Monke of wisdom will be back with more exciting facts

https://tenor.com/view/kouga-monkey-rotate-spin-gif-16774879

[stone blade]

thank you

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PPt0zcHHoSo

[idle snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-mmmm-monkey-turtle-kung-fu-panda-gif-17129341

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/begi-беги-monkey-maimuna-mimunaa-gif-20123607

[heady crow]

reminds me that i need to buy the book someday

[undone wave]

Put your clothes back on and draw your weapon!

[abstract path]

Boys when confidence:

[abstract path]

takes out pencil

[undone wave]

Submarine!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752753006541537282/942958398998192229/RDT_20220214_1839498658491376907506117.jpg

[real tinsel]

looking for a femboy to test this with

anyone?

bruno?

[obsidian bough]

no beril no hope

[real tinsel]

berill is overrated

[real tinsel]

Falco why are you laughing you literally have sex in italy

[stone blade]

Imagine waking up and realizing you live in Romania

sends shivers down my spine man

real horror

[abstract path]

Everyone: it's called an Ananas
Americans: pineapple :)

[stone blade]

ANANAS!!!!

[zenith grove]

you forgot the british

[abstract path]

A'a'as

[zenith grove]

wait sorry, i mean bri'sh

[abstract path]

There apparently are people that think bo'ol o' wa'er is funny if you keep saying it

It just looses the funny effect and it goes from funny to random

[zenith grove]

i do realize that, i am tired or hearing it myself

but making fun of british is still funny

[abstract path]

Yes

[heady crow]

I am one of those people

[placid sail]

mysterious circumstances

[placid sail]

@heady crow special content for you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/966904921905582080/unknown.png?width=771&height=581

[placid sail]

@upbeat bobcatyo dawg, how much does it cost you to buy almonds at your place?

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/966998852982943755/3b5bc5a09f15b03a.webm

[upbeat bobcat]

For raw or roasted?

Just to be clear, you asking for these right?

Or these green ones?

[placid sail]

yoss

[placid sail]

wait what the hell are these

[upbeat bobcat]

These only come out in spring time about 2-3 weeks before maturing to full almonds. They are juicy and crunchy, so good.

[placid sail]

damn never even seen something like that here, I hope I'll try it one day

[upbeat bobcat]

Sadgely, the inflation is at top atm so everything is pricy af and it might change from place to place.

[heady crow]

Me asf

[upbeat bobcat]

Price is for a kilogram and roasted

[placid sail]

yeah well guess fucking what

[placid sail]

it's 900-1200 rub/kg here

so yours is still cheaper

[upbeat bobcat]

Your country wise situation is different tho, not an exact comparison kek. Also is it local or import?

Imports are expensive af, just checked here and it's about 2x price.

[minor fjord]

8.50 euro for a kg of almonds

That's dirt cheap

[upbeat bobcat]

Shush you european

[minor fjord]

I am paying 2x for the same amount

[upbeat bobcat]

Doesn't sound like 2x if you compare the currency

It's actually like 10x less

Might be expensive for you locally but

[minor fjord]

Yeah, if all prices are like that , cheap charter flights and large amount of groceries will be cheaper then purchasing locally

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno if this means anything for you but big currencies are killing me atm.

[upbeat bobcat]

So yeah, 8 euros are for me

Hence why I can't buy FFXIV sub anymore

[minor fjord]

Damn what the hell happened with the lira , no idea it was like this

[upbeat bobcat]

Politics in general. It was like this for years kek

[placid sail]

it is possible to grow almond at the southern part of the country but I don't know if it is actually done there, because, you know, complete decline of every industry for twenty years

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam that's sadge

[placid sail]

oh and yes, today it was announced that Zewa and Libero owner is leaving Russia (toilet paper manufacturer), so I guess I'll have to use the newspapers soon, like my older relatives in Soviet did

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

regular folk, getting more poor and less access to commodities by the minute: goddamn america europe auurghi obama drunken patriotic noises

actual oligarchy and inner circle of the old geezer system, after getting sanctions against them:

https://youtu.be/SBxpeuxUiOA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/967006080213336114/dad_lore.mp4

[stone blade]

same energy

[placid sail]

careless nuggies

[stone blade]

I love apustaja

makes my day

thats my religion

from now on

[stone blade]

yes ofc

plz return them afterwards

[undone wave]

What did Mr. Whited mean by this??????

[abstract path]

AAAA

Nnooo

He's gonna unvirgin the olive oil

[real tinsel]

they are my beloved

[real tinsel]

order them in pairs

[heady crow]

Already got the thigh highs

Just need the other ones

[real tinsel]

typical turk instantly going for insults for no reason

no offense mayor

[real tinsel]

i imagine you just running like a bulldozer and turning people into red goo just by touching them with those giantass titties you got

[stone blade]

wow thats like 2012 meme right here

[heady crow]

Thats the funny

[undone wave]

I drew this for jackbox like a year ago.

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725901402588577864/967087355968225370/275959053_698794757919986_262398202395670716_n.mp4

[heady crow]

@placid sail any translators?

[placid sail]

swiggity swoggity, welcome to hell

it is a popular russian meme вжух (waving-swinging noise)

[abstract path]

What does the y mean again?

Oh wait

[heady crow]

aight thanks bz

[abstract path]

Doesnt it mean h?

Oh wait no

[placid sail]

this one is rather strange and sinister

usually it is easy and cheeful meme, or sarcastic

[heady crow]

you saying that reminds me of this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFtvIQXG3f0

[zenith grove]

please dont bake the cat loaf

oh wait its already baked ? wow

maybe you should bake them....

[placid sail]

memes have a lot of meaning under the teehee funi

I like to delve into them

[abstract path]

And then they get boring

[heady crow]

often times yes but one can absolutely add their own meaning to them

sort of try to explain something that doesent need it

reminds me of the american memes about linguistic teachers raving about the curtains being blue for a specific reason even if the author didnt mean for it to have any

[placid sail]

well, yes, in the end, it's just a joke, not some hidden message

[heady crow]

yeah

but its fun to try to search for a meaning behind it all

[placid sail]

the essence of the meme вжух is something happening quick and drastically

вжух, and you haven't slept enough, вжух, and you new year's eve mood's dissapear

and so on

[abstract path]

Damn

Imma start a new ironman run to that

[heady crow]

first: memes, the dna of the soul
now: вжух, the essence of the meme

[abstract path]

Yes

[placid sail]

I'm dumb

the simplest and clear translation of вжух is whoosh

[abstract path]

You're literally older then me how

[placid sail]

or however it is typed

[abstract path]

Everyone makes mistakes man

[abstract path]

Yo i think it worked

[abstract path]

Cheez

[heady crow]

ngl the nazrin pfp i had was pretty elite

[abstract path]

It works dom't you see

It's in

~>

[heady crow]

christ i want to send that to a friend that i watch jojos with

but we are up to part 4 only

[heady crow]

onto the depths of my downloads folder it is then

for me to rediscover months later

[real tinsel]

i've never owned a hamster what are their deaths like

[heady crow]

never owned one either

[placid sail]

always very gruesome since they're incredibly stupid and fragile

[real tinsel]

is that the actual translation

[heady crow]

yes

[real tinsel]

very based

[heady crow]

serbians during the 90s were based indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwioIc6a_8

man once again im reminded that i need to rerecord the harmonica cover that i have made of one of roki vulovics songs

but sick

[abstract path]

That music do be goood though

[placid sail]

living in fucking Mordor

even vapes are no longer accessible

[abstract path]

Vapes are worse then normal cigs smh

[placid sail]

got sold some shit this evening, went back to argue with seller, he gave me the other one, still shitty, but at least it kinda works

[placid sail]

how so?

[heady crow]

you got access to snus there bz?

[abstract path]

Since vapes use chemicals that affect our heart - imma say you can guess

[placid sail]

limited, and it's not really our thing at all

I do know it is very widespread in scandinavian countries

albinollama does it too lol

[heady crow]

yesyes atleast in finland (which is nordic and not scandinavian)

a typical aesthetics of our junior high are snus bags on the ceiling and floor

[heady crow]

albinollama?

[placid sail]

replying a bit later, in aram

[heady crow]

return to momentarily shitpost it is then

[abstract path]

Bro everyones name is red why xd

Just bcs me called lucifer

[abstract path]

Lol

[placid sail]

wait

wasn't he albino llama

huh, guess he's just albino now

https://www.youtube.com/c/AlbinoVEVO/videos

[heady crow]

ahuh

never heard of him

[placid sail]

ah, speaking of drugs put behind lips

there is a very funny one, used primarily by caucasians

khaaytil probably knows what I'm talking about

it is called насвай, and it is... well

most of the time it's chicken excrements coated in chalk or something like that

[undone wave]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uXYO4LNwPmE?feature=share

[heady crow]

[undone wave]

me except I can't lift 500 lbs

[placid sail]

yup

[undone wave]

American Southerners love chewing tobacco

[heady crow]

i hope khaa can expand upon the subject

[placid sail]

many caucasians also favor it because it doesn't obstruct sport activities like tobacco and alcohol do

[heady crow]

yeah thats the concensus among snus use here too

[undone wave]

I've never heard of Nasvai, hope I read it right

[placid sail]

and caucasians love sports and martial arts a lot

[heady crow]

many sports teams including my entire water polo team used snus

[placid sail]

yup

[undone wave]

🧠 so smart

idk wtf is actually in snus

[heady crow]

even tho it still affects blood vessels and such but oh well

[undone wave]

I just know it's bad

My stepdad used chew and it was really nasty to be honest

[heady crow]

its tobacco in a bag that you put under your top lip

[placid sail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naswar

[real tinsel]

i'd rather not know what that is

[placid sail]

though here it's described as a tobacco product, not, eeer, chicken...one

[heady crow]

the thing is that its illegal to sell snus in finland

so a tradition is to go on swedish cruises to buy huge stacks of it

[real tinsel]

snusnu

[heady crow]

now the estonian cruises are meant for buying cheap alcohol

[heady crow]

death by snusnu?

[undone wave]

Dutch cruises

[real tinsel]

you can't sell it in finland but you can buy it somewhere else and bring it to finland for personal use?

[undone wave]

Maritime law is fun

[heady crow]

yeah exactly

[real tinsel]

death by snusnu

[heady crow]

i mean there still is a huge second hand market for snus here

[real tinsel]

is your country operated by orcs

[placid sail]

I'm starting to think that naswar is actually a tobacco and I was a victim of an urban myth

[heady crow]

just mainly operated through social media apps like snapchat kek

[placid sail]

because I was sure you know what I'm talking about

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

either way i wouldn't know because i'm not interested in smoking

my ex would know though probably

[undone wave]

I've never tried any of that shit and I don't really want to either

[real tinsel]

naswar or cigarette

[undone wave]

any of it\

[real tinsel]

i've tried, it's shit

[undone wave]

German beer was pretty good tho

[heady crow]

ive stayed away from all tobacco even tho many of my friend groups have been using it since like 15 yo

[undone wave]

I imagine the american shit isn't nearly as good

[real tinsel]

just to make sure that it's shit, i've tried a few times

[undone wave]

A lot of american teenagers like to vape

[real tinsel]

same

[placid sail]

wise

[heady crow]

now alcohol is a different thing

[undone wave]

Prost

[heady crow]

the meta is to get bored of it before youre 18

[real tinsel]

there's russian beer called baltika 9 and it's gotta be my favorite

tastes good and has a decent amount of high

[real tinsel]

or just don't smoke at all

[heady crow]

never smoked and never will

[undone wave]

Martin Luther was constantly wasted on this shit

[placid sail]

okay, since I dumped the term here, I should clarify it

(I googled it )

насвай is always tobacco

however!

[heady crow]

however

[placid sail]

it is covered in something acidic because it promotes absorption of nicotine in tissues

[real tinsel]

what a disgrace

clear your family's honor, commit sudoku

[placid sail]

such as chalk, plant ash or... chicken shit

[heady crow]

aha that is smart

[placid sail]

so it wasn't completely wrong after all

so yeah basically nasvay is some kind of snus, really

[real tinsel]

caucasians are smart when it comes to getting high

[placid sail]

главное, чтобы Аллах не видел

[placid sail]

why

[real tinsel]

aw why

it was nice until the spit

[heady crow]

if someone wears a mayhem hoodie hes a poser

[placid sail]

we are devoid of such intricate context

to us, it was some chill guy and chill music suddenly spitting into camera

[real tinsel]

yes it made me remember memories

[placid sail]

dude

did she spit at you?

[real tinsel]

no

minus the spitting part

[placid sail]

oh, I see

[real tinsel]

not gonna lie if someone spits on me while i'm resting my head on their lap i'm gonna hit them

[undone wave]

cock asian

[real tinsel]

gender neutral

[undone wave]

I'm the biggest fucking metal poser

[heady crow]

well basically mayhem are one of the most popular black metal acts mainly due to their history of band members killing themselves, stabbing eachother and burning churches among other stuff. So their main fanbase is just teenagers getting into the genre as a whole, reading about the band and thinking its the coolest shit ever while not going below the surface to find actually good bands, as such staying as surface skimmers

thats my retarded explanation at midnight while sick

[undone wave]

I can't even name 10 of Deathshitfartcum's albums

[heady crow]

based

[placid sail]

so it's... metallica

[undone wave]

I liked the OP SiM did for attack on titan a lot

I usually put it on loop when I'm walking around

[placid sail]

and we could have expected something fucked up from this dude since he's in mayhem shirt

[real tinsel]

the only music i listen to is revengeance ost

[placid sail]

I see, I see writes it down

[heady crow]

if one of the bands surviving members promoted a mix of paganism, nationalism and esoteric nazism yes

[undone wave]

Black Metal lore is fun

[heady crow]

black metal fucks hard but most of the fans are total dorks

[undone wave]

real skull necklaces from the suicide of one of your band mates

[placid sail]

well, it was more of a "gateway shallow band to certain genre" comparison but sure

[undone wave]

What ever the fuck varg does everyday

[heady crow]

racist zumzum man :yep

[placid sail]

oh hey I know who varg is

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[heady crow]

yeah i was describing varg in my last msg

[placid sail]

he was memefied in Russia mostly thanks to the church burning thing

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDV3RxyHhOo

rediscovered this channel

[placid sail]

f...femboy fishing?

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/cBcva7Wn1IM

I have no clue what this means

[scenic sable]

Sounds like.. bait

[heady crow]

might do some fishing this summer inspired bcs of him, i did some ice fishing this winter tho which was pog

gathered enough fish for my friend to make a kalakukko

[placid sail]

I've only fished once with my uncle, and he's a bad fisher, bad teacher and bad companion

though sitting in the nature near the river was very calming

[abstract path]

Companion teaching with bz11k

[scenic sable]

Does he get stuck in objects a lot?

[heady crow]

it is

[placid sail]

ah, I get it

well, he really was one

imagine a person who could talk with you for an hour and a half

and it's only him talking

and he doesn't particulary care if you're interested or listening at all

that's not a very nice person to talk with for hours

not to mention he's a dick

not to mention he threatened me once

[scenic sable]

Sounds like my father, without the threats.

[zenith grove]

if its an old person you are just asking why does a tree have leaves, talking all the time is normal for them

the rest... not so much

[placid sail]

it's more of a "here's my opinion on many things, btw, I expect you to agree, this is not a dialog"

[scenic sable]

Politics usually drives their behaviour and thinking patterns a lot.

[placid sail]

I was just noding like a toy for several hours and considering my life decisions

[scenic sable]

Why are you me?

[zenith grove]

[placid sail]

that's the sweet thing about people

we are very different in many many things, and yet we are the same

[scenic sable]

Like how we look at the time..
Forget what time it was..
Look again..
Still don't know the time..
Look a third time..
Someone asks you "What time is it?"..
You say "I don't know!"..

[placid sail]

"maybe I am a dissapointment"

nah, don't worry khaaytil, they don't know shit

we'll get it good someday

[scenic sable]

My father is exactly like this, but with talking points of a right-wing hardliner, climate change denier, and xenophobic bigot.

[placid sail]

yikes

you can't choose your relatives, I guess

[scenic sable]

Sadly not.
I'd pick George Carlin, and he's dead.

[cursive ether]

I've been defeated

[real tinsel]

khaaytil victorious once again!

[cursive ether]

Congratulations!!!!!!!

[real tinsel]

yay

[placid sail]

whispers hey khaaytil

heeey

I've got a question

[real tinsel]

hey

[real tinsel]

hello

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

okay, uhhh

leans close and whispers

[real tinsel]

leans close and listens

[placid sail]

do people really play roblox? I thought it was a meme

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

how strange

[real tinsel]

there are some good games there

i don't think a game's community should define the quality of the game

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME BZ11K

[placid sail]

well, I agree, but... what's too play there? it's just all shitty low quality copies of actual games, is it not?

[heady crow]

its not the quality of the games but the sheer amount of them

every experience, every feeling, every emotion, every interraction is to be had there, be it negative or positive

roblox isnt just a game

[placid sail]

oh, I see

[heady crow]

its a platform, to make games, play games, form entire dev teams and companies

[placid sail]

i like minecraft and any game with custom maps for the same experience of sheet attitude of variants and games

[heady crow]

also talking about roblox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gXlauRB1EQ

they have done a tiny amount of trolling

[zenith grove]

you have no idea... its free child labor

[zenith grove]

mostly cause they are kids or because of pc limitations, but roblox has some decent games even for non children to everyone's surprise. some dedicated developers or teams make some really good and high quality games on there

[placid sail]

I see. I could understand the appeal, because I was still playing warcraft 3 in 2020-21 even though it was very old and forgotten, purely because of amazing custom maps

[placid sail]

maybe I should try roblox someday... even for meme's sake

[undone wave]

Roblox is frame locked at 60fps w/o a 3rd party program which is fun

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641022938853670913/967064891074695208/luis.mp4

[real tinsel]

hammed burger 😦

[pastel quartz]

I don't speak ancient unknown language

[real tinsel]

good morning internet dwellers

[idle snow]

You have a thing with cats don't you?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[real tinsel]

yes

they're the best i have 5 of them

[idle snow]

Cool

I do prefer cats over dogs myself.

[real tinsel]

oh no

i love both of them they are both adorable

dogs are just a little too expensive when compared to cats

i can't keep them in the house because they'll shit everywhere and i don't want them to be on a leash either

[upbeat bobcat]

What a HUD

[real tinsel]

jesus

[grizzled meadow]

Me too, 5

[real tinsel]

oh my GDO

falco husband

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta love cough and Vine boom effect sound

[upbeat bobcat]

There was an effort

[placid sail]

why aren't you posting your cattos here

every cat owner must share his cattos to the internet, that's a rule

[heady crow]

#pets channel when kappa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806113989368479754/967177008775835728/What_Revengeance_status_do_you_think_hes_listening_to__HD.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Repost I think (a welcome one)

[heady crow]

"A repost to be sure, but a welcome one"

[grizzled meadow]

General Brüno

[heady crow]

Hello there

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

me to my ex

euphoria sucks dick

there is one good episode of euphoria and that's where the girl and the guy sit in a cafe and talk about shit

[placid sail]

what a smol cute kitty :3

[real tinsel]

he's the biggest one

[placid sail]

yooo blue eyes

dune cat!

[real tinsel]

one time i bought some tea to help me sleep and apparently it had catnip in it mixed in with a couple other herbs. While i was away from my room, my cat entered my room and tried to open the bag the tea was in but he was unsuccessful. So instead he licked everything that had the smell of catnip, including the bag. Then i just gave him the bag which he licked for solid 10 minutes, then fell like this, hugging the bag

[real tinsel]

only one of his eyes is blue

the other is either brown or something greenish

[placid sail]

oh snap he's heterochromic, cool

[placid sail]

I always wondered

is it ethical to get cats high on catnip?

[real tinsel]

people literally neuter them. So i guess it kinda is

can't be worse than cutting their balls

[placid sail]

apparently it doesn't do them any harm, and they are so into that shit because catnip is beneficial for them, hence the evolutionary developed attraction

because it's a very good insect repellent or something like that

but now they just get high from it for fun

[real tinsel]

cats made that up to get more catnip

sneaky little goblins

cleaning the parts he licked was kinda difficult. I had to spray water everywhere and just dry it off because he licked unwashable stuff too

[placid sail]

what a little junkie

[real tinsel]

after this incident i put the tea on top of my closet. The next time he entered my room, he was crying for me to get down the tea for him

he did see it but it's too big of a jump for him

[placid sail]

that was a wicked play of tea manufacturer to add catnip into tea

he expected this to happen and that you'll have to buy more

does it even taste like anything to humans?

[real tinsel]

wait catnip doesn't help you fall asleep?

[real tinsel]

yes tastes like shit

it's like cutting off leaves from a random tree and boiling them into a tea

except that would probably taste better than this

[placid sail]

though I enjoy herbal teas, never had one with a catnip

[real tinsel]

i only used a few packs though. The rest is still sitting on my closet, waiting

[real tinsel]

i didn't think humans can use catnip

[placid sail]

yeah, same

[real tinsel]

i realized it has catnip in it after the cat licking incident

[placid sail]

oh that was a joke

my bad

[grizzled meadow]

Must be a shitty tea to have something that humans can't eat/drink normally

[real tinsel]

me and my friend bruno (he's real)

[real tinsel]

i bought 2 herbal teas and both taste like shit

i forgot what the other one was

[heady crow]

🤝

[placid sail]

Falco, you're up

[heady crow]

I hope im not only a internet retard to you guys

But also a friend

[placid sail]

show us cool Italian kitties

[heady crow]

I can dig up a vid of my old cat

[real tinsel]

fren 🤝

[real tinsel]

show us kitties falco huabsns

husband

[placid sail]

if your cat is buffed too I'm going to scream

[placid sail]

such a cutie

[heady crow]

He was pretty buff in a way, spent most of the time outside and often brought back rats and squirrels to our doorstep

[placid sail]

perkele

[heady crow]

Sheesh those shoulders

Most men can only wish for that kind of development

[real tinsel]

he looks like you bruno

[heady crow]

Also about perkele and cats

[placid sail]

there is an evolutionary reason why animals are buffed without going to gym and working their asses off, but not humans

[real tinsel]

gorillas get buffed from eating shit

[heady crow]

Yeah have you seen hairless monkeys?

They are quite literially ripped

[real tinsel]

they eat bamboo or something which has lots of protein and fiber

[heady crow]

Should i take the bamboo pill? Insane diet incoming

[real tinsel]

"Gorillas have gut bacteria that's better at both converting cellulose (plant matter) into energy and synthesising amino acids, which supercharge all that muscle mass."

this is the reason apparently

[placid sail]

humans are made by evolution to be vert cost effective, and a lot of muscles are quite expensive energy-wise, and on top of that, we have a brain which eats energy like crazy

[real tinsel]

take the gorilla gut bacteria pill instead and become super human

[placid sail]

so in comparison to animals, we have a much more restricted muscles growth, and this restriction is alleviated only when we work out very hard

[real tinsel]

mine eats all the energy to come up with deranged bullshit

[heady crow]

Omw to go study primate biology in university

[placid sail]

mine too, the irony

[placid sail]

some deranged biohackers stab themselves with viral vectors which disables the genes which restrict muscle growth

and it kind of even works

but it's a very fucking ill-advised idea in the long term

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mono-gif-18377629

[real tinsel]

we go to monkey land yessss

[placid sail]

ten years later, finnish people spot an unusual gorrila in the forest

and it's just Bruno working out and eating banan

[heady crow]

Bear mode is relatively easy, just get big lats, traps, back and shoulders and have a relatively high fat % aka not be totally shredded

[heady crow]

Monkas

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-22052184

[heady crow]

I do know a guy who lives in lapland, works out and is obsessed with monkeys

I can bring up his discord profile hold on

[grizzled meadow]

Fun fact: "satana" in italian means "devil"

[heady crow]

Ah nah his status doesent show

[placid sail]

same here

[heady crow]

Fun fact: "saatana" in finnish means "devil"

But its sort of a old word, mainly just used as a generic swear word nowadays

Paholainen is more often used to mean the devil

[placid sail]

PAHOLAINEN PERKELE

it is done. I am ready to look like a deranged lunatic in Finland

[heady crow]

My greek friend who im visiting this summer has teached perkele and saatana to his family and friends kek

Fun to be in vc with him, him saying perkele and hearing his mom repeat it

Im gonna go lunatic there

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/S6eqqOhETeM

[real tinsel]

i showed this to my ex because i knew she watches gabagool tv series (i forgot its name)

she bullied me for not watching the tv show afterwards though bad ex

@grizzled meadow ?!!

[placid sail]

no lean

[placid sail]

my russian friend is sending me angry voice messages because he can't pay his subscriptions to onlyfans

we can't even pay for e-girls now, sigh

[heady crow]

Sadge

What has this world come to

[real tinsel]

why would you pay someone to take a photo of her vaga

[heady crow]

I just get my onlyfans content pirated tho

[real tinsel]

instead pay bruno to wear cat maid uniform

[placid sail]

this dude is horny on main 24/7

and he even gets laid, it's not like he's an internet dweller

[heady crow]

If someone bought one for me if wear it for sure

[heady crow]

Respectable

[real tinsel]

getting laid doesn't mean you can't be horny the other days

[placid sail]

we must organise gamma-wide fund collection to buy cat maid costume and ship it to Finland

[heady crow]

A fundraiser exactly

[real tinsel]

only the fellow locals of brainfart would do such thing

other channels don't like us

except from maybe tarkov

[placid sail]

aye, it's just a silly normies' belief that you should go touch grass and get laid, and suddenly you won't be horny, abolish your perverted ways etc

[real tinsel]

i touched grass and got laid, still very horny

[heady crow]

Grass here is still kind of dead so cant even touch it properly

[grizzled meadow]

You already sent this one

[placid sail]

touch snow, get laid with a bear

[heady crow]

The more the merrier

[placid sail]

perkele

[grizzled meadow]

Totally me

[grizzled meadow]

Favorite meme

[real tinsel]

i'd like to hug a bear

[heady crow]

My name does translate into bear so you telling me to go fuck myself?

[real tinsel]

having sex with a bear is a bit above my limit

[real tinsel]

it's confirmed falco invented bagabool

[real tinsel]

delusional tea

[placid sail]

anxious sausage

https://tenor.com/view/eye-brow-raise-eye-brows-flirt-creep-zoom-gif-5065196

[heady crow]

Elite names thus far

[real tinsel]

that sounds like a band name

[heady crow]

Maybe more in line with a podcast name id say

[real tinsel]

oh yeah that sounds more accurate

[placid sail]

delusional tea sounds like something you could drink during a sick ass ritual and go talk to a god, experience true reality and shit yourself

[heady crow]

Sounds like a trip

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/julio-golden-snub-golden-snub-nosed-monkey-goodbye-chat-monke-gif-24643970

[real tinsel]

this is one of the cool monkeys

[real tinsel]

me and the bruno when we make group chat

[heady crow]

Chad

[real tinsel]

femboy war criminals

[placid sail]

we do a little state trolling

[heady crow]

Elite name, i did change the name of one server from the rebublic of waifustan to brothers against nato: guided by allah

[real tinsel]

he's clean