🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

shotgun barrel falls off

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962010904935923732/965222051050844202/alcohol.mp4

Cooking his balls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962010904935923732/964900573298167818/gmod.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962010904935923732/965019566436663296/c6qVESizdJ80W-k9.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962010904935923732/964877906360803369/qznZ_0wIZRRvJjv8.mp4

[placid sail]

hey louish

[pastel quartz]

Yellowcard - Breathing

IM LAUGHING HARD

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Zajebiste naleschniki

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Noooo bingusss

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Oh yeah and one last one

Cake

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964993148134785124/965597659685617734/femboysdie.mp4

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Damn.

Imagine

Imagine a lego building with this

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/oKxBP4kb7qo

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497101739145560064/965321575471652864/Jermatrain_inabakumori_-_lagtrain1080P_HD.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/BxRAr5nJ0lU

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure mang, I just do it for fun sometimes

[real tinsel]

i do it with my friends because everything is better when shared with friends

[undone wave]

He defecated through a sunroof!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yamero-no-scream-gif-12531560

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The first two

[undone wave]

Feddy fazbear cause im ace

[upbeat bobcat]

And you can get a job in there

[undone wave]

I've solved the fnaf lore Mr. White

[upbeat bobcat]

🤨

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In every single one?

[undone wave]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wvPTPjMcnSg?feature=share

Im not femboy material

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I would be

Tomboy material

Haha

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-tear-clothes-muscle-white-hair-strong-gif-20875765

kfc

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Ayo-

[placid sail]

the best KFC I've ever eaten was, surprisingly, in Dubai

chicken was so juicy and tender

hnnnng

[real tinsel]

the best kfc i've eaten is none because i haven't been to kfc

[upbeat bobcat]

Freddy

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Sad

[placid sail]

wut really

[real tinsel]

yes

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Fr

[placid sail]

is there no kfc in Azerbaijan?

[upbeat bobcat]

Khaa only goes to places who serves bri'sh breakfast

[real tinsel]

i'm not necessarily a vegetarian but i do like stuff they eat

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I go to places where...uh...bread

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/loaf-of-cat-gif-22190070

[real tinsel]

i forgot what they're called

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Yes that

[real tinsel]

there is

[real tinsel]

fuck yeah

[undone wave]

Los Pollos Hermanos

[placid sail]

I see, you're just not into it
besides some possible nutritional issues, vegetarian diet is actually very healthy way of eating

[real tinsel]

no like i said i'm not a vegan, i just like to eat grass

i still eat meat

[upbeat bobcat]

Vegetarian and vegan are way different things

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Healty in some way, and yet it is missing some

[undone wave]

I haven't had meat in over 2 years

[placid sail]

I've eaten greens 43 years ago you're vegetarian to me

[real tinsel]

yes one of them has etari in-between veg and an

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Had smoked meat like 1 or 2 days ago

Ate it after we bought it

It was great

[undone wave]

Last meat I had was in Germany I think

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Ah yes

That's where i am

[upbeat bobcat]

German meat

[undone wave]

I really liked the Curry Wurst

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Ohhh curry wurst is good

Yes yes

[placid sail]

loooooong pork

[undone wave]

Pommes 😩

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French fries

[undone wave]

I was 16 so I tried the Einbecker Bier and it was actually pretty good

[upbeat bobcat]

KARTOFFEL SALAD

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ppab-qU_w

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Stop spitting german bruv

Lmao

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I dont like beer

I like alcohol

[upbeat bobcat]

Chips

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More

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Omg

[undone wave]

Im 19 now so I gotta go back and try the spirits

[real tinsel]

beer is the second ultimate alcohol

first one is kvass

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Oh kvas yes

[real tinsel]

third one is red wine because fuck horse piss white wine

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Never really tried it but i should

[placid sail]

wait, how is kvas an alcohol

[real tinsel]

it has 1-2% alcohol

it is fermented after all

[placid sail]

dude

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True

[placid sail]

kefir is alcohol too then?

damn am I alcoholic now

[upbeat bobcat]

No?

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Idk that

[undone wave]

Fierce Hatchling Moonshine

[placid sail]

but it does contain some miniscule amount of alcohol too

[upbeat bobcat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir

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I need to try moonshine

[upbeat bobcat]

Please don't die

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funny

[placid sail]

Traditional kefir is fermented at ambient temperatures, generally overnight. Fermentation of the lactose yields a sour, carbonated, slightly alcoholic beverage, with a consistency and taste similar to drinkable yogurt.[26]

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I don't think i will

[placid sail]

hm

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Damn

[real tinsel]

so it is kind of an alcohol

[placid sail]

maybe that's why I drink it every now and then

[real tinsel]

not like vodka or beer

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

same for me with kvass

[placid sail]

kvas and kefir isn't alcohol

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I drink or take alcoholic things to myself before exams so i can concentrate better
But only vert small shots

[real tinsel]

they are

[placid sail]

reeeeeeee

[real tinsel]

man i can't concentrate even when i'm drunk as shit

too much alcohol makes my symptoms even worse

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I can concentrate i just need some fucken quiet in my brain

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine having a brain

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Lmao

[real tinsel]

you're lucky for that. My brain gets louder when i'm drunk

[placid sail]

it is supposed to

alcohol is in no way a good drug to concentrate

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It's different for everyone friend

[real tinsel]

well not for everyone i guess

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Well in tiny tiny portions...maybe

[upbeat bobcat]

if you take too much, you'll get horny anyway

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True

[undone wave]

voll

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Lol

[placid sail]

perhaps, but by its nature, alcohol is disrupting the functionality of nervous system, that's why drunk people are clumsy, emotional, aggressive etc

hm

I wonder

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That is true

[placid sail]

is there a word in english for a person who got drunk to the point of being delirious?

[upbeat bobcat]

idiot?

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Hold on

Uhm

Wasted

[placid sail]

there is a funny phrase in russian for that

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-lala-wasted-killed-dies-gif-16750151

[placid sail]

словить белочку
literally "to catch a squirrel"

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Lmfao

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and белая горячка

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I can't read all of it but some parts

[placid sail]

which translates as... googling delirium tremens

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Pfff-

[real tinsel]

my visual/vocal hallucinations and irrational thoughts get way worse when i'm too drunk

[undone wave]

Hammered, wasted, plastered

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why you don't drink too much

[placid sail]

because the alcohol is disrupting nervous system, which in your case is already disrupted because of your condition! please do not drink too often and too much!

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But what if i want to

[upbeat bobcat]

Was saying that to Khaa

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Ahhhh ok

Xd

[placid sail]

also, don't ever drink while taking antidepressants, the least you're going to get is a little psychosis episode

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude is literally passing to other dimension

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I wanna be wasteddd

[undone wave]

I hate being not in control of myself

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Oh shit never do that

[undone wave]

I read too much about embarrassing texts and shit sent while too drunk

[real tinsel]

my first ex would take clonazepam with beer then chug a few shots of tequila

[placid sail]

I mean, it is pleasurable in a way, I have very strong social inhibitions, and while being drunk, I can do and say the stupidest shit and be happy and careless about it

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

and it's not like I'm going to do something completely retarded, I'm still somewhat in control

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True

[placid sail]

that is fucking mental my dude 🙂

[real tinsel]

man that doesn't work for me at all. Even when i'm drunk i can't say stupid things

[upbeat bobcat]

And you miss that person?

[real tinsel]

no that was my first ex. I miss the last one

[placid sail]

again, your psyche seems to be disbalanced, so usual rule of thumbs don't really apply

[undone wave]

I dont need to be drunk to be a social disaster

[placid sail]

I try to evade drinking at all if I feel my psyche acts up

unless it is something very temporal

[undone wave]

People would probably just be listening to me infodump on tarkov metas

[upbeat bobcat]

O aight

[real tinsel]

aw

[placid sail]

any stuff influencing your mind reacts really hard with your inner condition

I used to like smoking pot a lot, but when the fucking fire nation in my mind attacked, any attempt to smoke it would turn into nightmare

[undone wave]

I went on 4 tangents trying to explain the obdolbos event from a few months ago

Obdolbos -> sanitar -> tarkov lore -> raid series

[placid sail]

not much to lose, really, I've experienced all it could give, but that's a shame, I was considering trying stronger psychodelical stuff but it's no bueno for me now

[upbeat bobcat]

Raid is so good

Especially that apartment scene

[real tinsel]

man my friends have invited me to do drugs so many times, i refused every time. My psyche can't even handle alcohol, imagine me on a psychedelic

[placid sail]

you were very wise to refuse, you can not only just lose your shit, but get damaged even more that way

[upbeat bobcat]

I did weed once, just sat up watched Martha Stewart for non-stop 5 hours without getting wasted.

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Good job

[placid sail]

I got only a single friend like that with total immunity to pot

whenever she smoked, she just set there fully sober with a headache and looked at me in a sad way

[upbeat bobcat]

It was my first and it was scary because I forgot to breathe at some point, but then it passed.

[placid sail]

ah, first time

[upbeat bobcat]

First and last kek

So unnecessary

[placid sail]

many people actually don't feel anything first time, because alledgedly not everyone has appropriate, uhhh, ferments, I think? for the drug to take any effect on body

[upbeat bobcat]

And wasted part was for me watching that show without losing it because it's a food show and you just smoked weed so

[placid sail]

so for a lot of people second or third pot is the most intensive one

[undone wave]

smokes 5 joints before going to fistfight a controller

[upbeat bobcat]

You sure fighting a controller?

[placid sail]

you actually reminded me about the best thing in pot for me

food gets fucking euphorically tasty

[undone wave]

El drogado

[placid sail]

to the point that one time me and my friend ate like half a fridge of food

very enjoyable, but not very nice the day after

[upbeat bobcat]

[undone wave]

I watched that video of tednivision on like 2 fruit rope edibles

[placid sail]

haven't tried edibles at all, wonder what's the difference

[undone wave]

Something like 600mg

It was 400 mg

[undone wave]

Kaworu

Can't be anti Christian if the dudes an angel

[placid sail]

lmao evangelion anti-christian undertones

[upbeat bobcat]

Is anime haram

[placid sail]

what isn't these days

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[undone wave]

Eva has questionable scenes

[upbeat bobcat]

Lot of masterpieces has questionable things

[upbeat bobcat]

This fake, he was supposed to be Jerma.

[real tinsel]

ivan

[stone blade]

???????????????????????????

WDYM

IVAN OMG

[upbeat bobcat]

Kek, he running away to play Tarkov

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Lmao

We don't know him better

[stone blade]

true

I need to finish my punisher

smh

[undone wave]

I need 36 more scav kills for the week.

[undone wave]

are slash dank memes

[undone wave]

I ain't clicking that link

[abstract path]

@scenic sable

No sussy links

[scenic sable]

Darn, I was late to the draw.

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Lel

It's fine ald

[undone wave]

I'm literally a queer autistic tho

[scenic sable]

Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp.

The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears.

"I have three wishes. One for each of you," the genie says.

The first dinosaur doesn't hesitate before her request: "All right, I'll have a big, juicy piece of meat." Immediately, a big, juicy piece of meat appears in front of her.

Instantly envious, the second dinosaur speaks up. "Well, I want a shower of meat!" As soon as they utters their wish, a shower of meat rains down upon them.

The third dinosaur, not to be outdone, has to think for a second about what could possibly be better than a shower of meat.

"Aha, I've got it!" he proclaims. "I'll have a meatier shower!"

[undone wave]

Mod that lets you tall Lanius like it is

[real tinsel]

why do you post this cursed stuff

[undone wave]

Because I'm evil and deranged

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/emma-langevin-langevin-emma-tahg-tom-and-harrison-gifs-gif-20215519

[stone blade]

happy tuesday

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam, those are long ass words just for happy tuesday

[stone blade]

it's not only that

[heady crow]

thats cute

[stone blade]

ty

[stone blade]

@heady crow do it then

[placid sail]

finally some good fucking memes

[heady crow]

if i had a maid costume and cat ears

[heady crow]

Sorry ive had to contain me posting those sorts of memes due to everyone complaining about the femboy stuff

[placid sail]

they wouldn't get it

[upbeat bobcat]

Not everyone

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DAMN

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I could do it, but only under one condition

[heady crow]

which is?

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I get it

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Lol

[heady crow]

I would

Hes a man whos policies i can get behind

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/965792006150447144/IMG_20220419_044406_513.jpg

[stone blade]

it has been decided

he will be drank

[pastel quartz]

brainfard

[finite anvil]

Thats why men are awesome.

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Ripe+chinchilla_edae38_9498005.mp4

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Naive+swan_60d358_9498008.mp4

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/movies/Unsanitary+armadillo_f06226_9492400.mp4

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna buy a maid dress and cat ears then take a photo wearing them and make it my facebook profile picture to make my ex jealous

[real tinsel]

only 1 person complained about it and that person barely even looks at brainfart

[heady crow]

A few other people dislike it enough for me to notice it atleast

[real tinsel]

man i sleep on brainfart and i haven't seen anyone else dislike it

[abstract path]

Bro same

Birb

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/XJYVisZRGIA

[real tinsel]

good, feasting time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA2yMc_4OxE

[placid sail]

also

https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0

[placid sail]

he's so dramatic

[real tinsel]

wealwayssquishthatcat

[stone blade]

What's made of leather but sounds like a sneeze?
a shoe.

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Lol

[abstract path]

Lol

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CbEP9Jk4SY

[real tinsel]

they make milk gay

how does milk even has sex with other milk

so many questions oh my god

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/kkDMz2ml0gw

[real tinsel]

that bussusy can make you create an entire page dedicated to moving people

[real tinsel]

man the oscars are retarded

how the fuck james mcavoy didn't get an oscar for Split or Glass

[placid sail]

always has been

(posting mashups in brainfart because some people have quite averse reaction to them)

[real tinsel]

brainfart is the hippie cave of this server

[placid sail]

what is a hippie cave

[real tinsel]

like a regular cave but decorated with everyone's favorite blankets and trinkets where you talk about whatever deranged bullshit you can think of while being under the effect of acid or grass

main factor is nobody in that cave will judge you for any of your deranged thoughts

that's what brainfart is

[placid sail]

oh, that's a good comparison then

well, except for poor bruno getting bullied for his femboy ways

[real tinsel]

who bullies him though

[placid sail]

the french

or actually I think he just erased one fishy post, probably not even bruno's, and other than that, just looks at him with disapproval

[real tinsel]

who

[placid sail]

ald-

gets baguetted

[real tinsel]

wait he's french?

damn

[placid sail]

yeah, I think?

[real tinsel]

aside from bruno i'm fairly certain he looks at everyone in brainfart with disapproval

[placid sail]

perhaps some other nationality but he does speak french

[real tinsel]

just bruno and me more because we may have gone a bit too far once or twice

[placid sail]

I mean, I lashed at one dude once out of misunderstandment and felt bad about it later

so yeah we probably deserved a baguette to the ass

[real tinsel]

you lashed out?

wow

[placid sail]

I thought he's being a dick to me, but merely misinterpreted wrong what he was saying

[heady crow]

Ye its often hard to cauge what someone really means through text

[placid sail]

especially when you're a retarded russian guy

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Imagine being dumb enough to go out with the covid

[placid sail]

that is indeed not very wise

aside from accidentally killing a grandma or two, you can just be too tired to operate properly

[real tinsel]

am i missing some context here

[abstract path]

I fucking almost was

[heady crow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

give it to me

give me the context

[heady crow]

I think he almost went out with the rona

[real tinsel]

oh shit that's retarded

[heady crow]

Yeah

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna go out with rona too

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So my mother wantet some bread so i was like "yeah i feel well enough"
Boy oh boy was i wrong

[heady crow]

We go hand in hand?

[real tinsel]

dick on dick

without boners because that'd be pretty homo

flaccid dick on dick

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I needed to rest 6 times before getting home ;^;

[placid sail]

poor buddy

[abstract path]

Atleast i wasn't about to fade

Lol

[placid sail]

I don't know to this day if I was actually ever infected with rona

[heady crow]

So we play chicken?

[placid sail]

I had several colds, but express test always showed negative

[abstract path]

Well i have the omnicron version of covid i think

I didn't test but i am very sure it is covid

[placid sail]

but boy have I felt like shit when I got vaccinated

[real tinsel]

i probably am

[abstract path]

The vaccine is probably just as bad as the rona ngl

[real tinsel]

my ex was infected and we had a lot of physical contact. So likely i am

[real tinsel]

what the hell is chicken

[abstract path]

There are cases that proove the opposite

[placid sail]

well, bad as in feeling shitty for a couple of days or as in getting long-term damage to the body and possibly dying?

[abstract path]

Yes

Lol

[real tinsel]

i have the immune system of 3 russians and 2 bears. Rona can suck my ass hair

[abstract path]

Boy

I have the same

Now look

It's eventually gonna get chu

[real tinsel]

i'm looking forward to this

[heady crow]

Basically we have to look at eachothers dicks and the first one who gets hard loses

[abstract path]

I was too untill now qwq

[heady crow]

Youve never played it with your friends?

[real tinsel]

what's a friends

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Lol

[heady crow]

Thats too philosophical to answer to inbetween my bench sets

[real tinsel]

my only real life friend was my ex and unfortunately she didn't have a dick. I do wish she did though

[placid sail]

if it hasn't get you for the span of two years, it doesn't mean that you're invincible, more so that you've contracted it but it went asimptomatic, which is still very nice since it's mild and not harmful to body (probably)

[heady crow]

Have this in return

[placid sail]

It ain't fun

[abstract path]

Agree

[placid sail]

well, as you may have guessed by listening to exo's moans

[real tinsel]

i mean it really isn't because i can't breath as good anymore. But if it's fatal i'm looking forward to it

[heady crow]

Thankfully i havent gotten sick with corona yet. Actually last time i was sick sick was after 3 days of my first year of upper secondary

[placid sail]

I have a friend who is around my age, quite athletic, healthy lad. when he got rona, the course of the disease was pretty bad, he haven't been hospitalised, but he had trouble breathing for half a year or so after that

[placid sail]

oh

[abstract path]

Goddamn...well atleast no breathing problems for me

But my whole body hurts so i guess it is somewhat just as worse

[random rapids]

Pfeh, Kids nowadays...

[placid sail]

unless you got very high fever you shouuuuld be fine in aspect of long-term effects?

[abstract path]

Well i do have high fever but then again, body feels somewhat cold for no reason

[placid sail]

still, you should stay at home, do not exert yourself and do all standard cold shenanigans like drinking lots of water, chicken soup etc

to prevent your body from straining itself even more

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Well we don't eat meat according to my mother

[random rapids]

And Milk. Milk helps.

[abstract path]

Ah yes, milk

Milk with garlic and that with cereal

It is somewhat nice

[random rapids]

Excuse me?

[placid sail]

huh

that's a strange variation

[random rapids]

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

[abstract path]

You won't taste the garlic

[heady crow]

Wait how do you add the garlic into that?

[placid sail]

in my parts, we drink milk with honey, butter and/or soda and it is supposedly gets the cough milder

[real tinsel]

german people are weird

[random rapids]

I had a friend who drank Milk and ate Garlic at the same time. He told me I should try it- I did.

Never again.

[heady crow]

In my parts we drink jägermeister as a cough syrup :kappa

[random rapids]

Sounds like Poland.

[heady crow]

Close

Finland

[real tinsel]

haha he called you polish because femboy

[abstract path]

Cut one part of the onion, don't cut through it and put it into the milk
Let it cook like regular milk and then put the garlic out

[random rapids]

That's... Not even remotely close.

[heady crow]

Both are alcoholic and depressed

[real tinsel]

they're both femboy countries

[random rapids]

Yeah, but Poland is crazier.

[heady crow]

Should have called me slovenian then

[heady crow]

I agree

[abstract path]

tak

[random rapids]

Tak, a ne jinak.

[abstract path]

[random rapids]

But man, I wanna visit Poland sometime.

[abstract path]

I mean i did not only once

[random rapids]

Seriously, they've got beautiful forests.

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They really do, yeah

[random rapids]

His smile and optimism... Gone.

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Lmao

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Post luigi

[real tinsel]

me and bruno

[random rapids]

Well, you know what they say; "Wasn't seen, didn't happen."

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[real tinsel]

i'm afraid of breaking rules now because aldo has eyes on me

[abstract path]

But lies have short legs, no?

[random rapids]

Not always the case.

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Not always

[random rapids]

Some lies become the truth.

[abstract path]

Like in politics

[random rapids]

Like, y'know, most of History.

[abstract path]

Or there

[heady crow]

A tiny amount of duty propaganda

[heady crow]

🤝

[random rapids]

Dolg is at it again!

[abstract path]

🤌 🤝

Duty gud

[heady crow]

Stalker fans can have a tiny amount of duty propaganda, not too much not too little

[abstract path]

Yes

[real tinsel]

holy shit the server has like 100 more emoji slots

[abstract path]

What about freedom

[real tinsel]

we need to pressure grok into filling them all

[random rapids]

Duty is cool, but have you ever tried being a cooler Scientist?

Y'know, basically the Ecologists, but they can actually fight?

[abstract path]

Yes

The UNISG is like that, felt

[heady crow]

We can have jokes based around smoking weed, being terrorists and having relations with bloodsuckers

[abstract path]

Yes

[random rapids]

Those don't count. The name is just a cover up for them just being Spec Ops and Infiltrators.

[abstract path]

I agree

[random rapids]

Not very Scientific, if you ask me.

[abstract path]

^^

[real tinsel]

this gives me an idea for a playthrough where i'm a deranged ecologist who hunts down stalkers for their artefacts. Then he goes and stores all the artefacts in a backpack deep inside cnpp so that no one can find them

[random rapids]

What a menace.

[placid sail]

If I was ever made to drink something like that, I would get well in an instant

just to escape drinking anything like that ever again

[abstract path]

Lol

[real tinsel]

i did this when my grandma (or aunt, i don't remember exactly) made me drink green shit-juice when i was like 8 years old

i have no idea what was in that juice but it smelled like it was literal sewage water

[placid sail]

yeah, postsoviet grandmas are experts in torturing people on the premise of "curing" them

[real tinsel]

also several times my grandma, mom and random relatives made me eat xaş which i've never really tasted because its smell alone makes me nauseous

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khash_(dish)

[placid sail]

vodka compresses (harmful if made wrong), breathing under the towel the vapours of boiled potatoes (damaging to mucous membranes), putting every warm clothes on you AND closing any source of air from outside (literal fucking torture with no benefit for the cold)

hm, what else there was

[placid sail]

euurrgh

[real tinsel]

man they did the last one to me as a kid

[placid sail]

yeah, at one point you realise that all this stuff they make you do is just some sort of ritual in order to make you believe you're getting well, rather than actual beneficial treatment

because russian cannot just get cold and do nothing about it

it always a shock when someone finds out that in europe or somewhere else you get prescripted nothing in such cases

[heady crow]

Boiled cow and or sheep parts 😋

Sounds like a treat

[placid sail]

during the pandemic, so-called antiviral russian drugs were selling like hot cakes and were even released in hospitals for free.

[real tinsel]

we also have this "banka qoymaq" thing where they put a bunch of HOT salt (or something else i don't remember) inside a cloth bag and then put it on your naked spine, then put a jar and it creates a giant jar-sized pimple like thing on your spine which is also very red

[placid sail]

they do fucking nothing. no conclusive research on efficancy whatsoever.

[placid sail]

oh man

I've heard from many of my friends and relatives about the treatment by the hot jars but never actually experienced it myself

[real tinsel]

most people in my country like it too. I find it to be the most disgusting food

[placid sail]

(and yes, it is also not really effective and dangerous if done wrong too)

[real tinsel]

yeah one time my relative did it wrong to my dad and he had a giant red pimple on his back for days

must have been pretty painful

[heady crow]

Hard to believe but then again i dont think stuff like mämmi, kalakukko etc seem enticing to you guys

[placid sail]

any thermal Impact on the body can be dangerous, especially if one is ill, it can promote the development of bacterial infection if one is present, damage the tissues, burdens the heart and vascular system etc

[real tinsel]

mämmi seems like a nice one. Kalakukko seems kinda disgusting though

[placid sail]

so yeah, russian basically like to self-harm themselves when they're sick just for shits and giggles

[real tinsel]

nah they do it with the firm belief that it helps them

which actually is worse

[placid sail]

well, yeah, you're correct, actually

more of a placebo thing

[placid sail]

hold on

[real tinsel]

placebo that can fuck you up even further

[placid sail]

what about the nastiest thing you have, what do you call it uuuuh

surrstremming?

something like that?

rotten fish, basically

[heady crow]

Oh god surstromming xd

[placid sail]

I mean, dude, it is widely accepted here that drinking a bit of vodka when you're ill can be helpful, you can't get it worse than that

[heady crow]

Yeah thats a scandinavian thing

Never eaten it and never will

[real tinsel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

[placid sail]

yeah that shit is cursed as fuck

[heady crow]

Icelandic ppl eat fermented shark tho

Since its too poisonous to eat otherwise

[placid sail]

basically rotten food eaten out of desperation turned into some sort of very fucked up delicacy

[placid sail]

damn

that sounds metal, at least

[real tinsel]

one thing that'll make you puke (but i'm not sure if it's a fact or not) is that eskimo parents, if their kid is ill, will slurp their mucus from their nose for whatever reason

[placid sail]

to clear the nasal passage so they can breathe, since kids are not very good at blowing their nose

but yeah, ew

[heady crow]

First guy that thinks that mämmi looks nice

Well foreigner

Well a good amount of finns dont like it either

[placid sail]

it looks like liquid chocolate dough, not that bad

[heady crow]

Well ye its just rye pudding in a way

Its good imo

[real tinsel]

man my aunt used to clean my nose when i was 5-6 and she had long ass nails which always scratched the insides of my nose and made wounds

[heady crow]

What?

[idle snow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-did-i-just-read-what-the-fuck-wtf-did-i-just-read-wtf-i-read-wtf-gif-22159188

[placid sail]

that reminded me, gamma needs a screaming emoji

because what the fuck

[heady crow]

Even the lurker had to respond

Damn

[real tinsel]

yeah it was kinda fucked up

she did it forcefully too. I'd try to run away and she'd catch me then hold my arms with her legs and just fucking shove her fingers into my nose

[placid sail]

at least she didn't used the spoon

[real tinsel]

now that i think about it, she probably wounded my nose because i'd never stay put

[heady crow]

But like

Why did she do that

[real tinsel]

man i have no idea

my relatives are retarded which explains me

[heady crow]

True, the apple never falls far from the tree

Or however the quote went

[real tinsel]

she was 16 or something so there's also that

[placid sail]

because postsoviet women are convinced that doing any warcrimes and torture against your closest one is justified because you love them 🙂

[heady crow]

Kinky?

[placid sail]

I think almost anyone from our parts can remember the examples of destructive care from their childhood

[idle snow]

This makes me kinda glad to be from the west so the worst i had to endure was jesus balm

[placid sail]

people mean well, but at the same time they're fucking lunatics who doesn't know what proper medical help or care are

and that's how you get a fiery jar on your spine

[real tinsel]

you were born in the right family then because some of you western people do weird shit too like taking bath in natural oils and stuff

[placid sail]

yeah you folks get it bad too

or some religious lunatic who denies you vaccination, professional medical aid and slaps you with a plank because you listen to satan music or something

or so I heard

[idle snow]

Probably, never knew anyone that did any of that weird stuff.

[real tinsel]

me neither. Internet told me

[heady crow]

Maybe nordics really are the best place to be born in

[real tinsel]

you have read the story i've told before, yes? About the mom who accidentally de-skinned his son

[placid sail]

judging by silly internet sterotypes, y'all are depressed alcoholics who are so introverted that you would prefer talking to a bear rather than another human

but you seem fine by me

[placid sail]

excuse me WHAT

is that something from the annals of woman.ru?

[real tinsel]

maybe i am a nordic after all

[real tinsel]

the hell is that

not sure if someone put it there or not because it was my mom's teenage years' local story

[placid sail]

that is the hub of the most retarded mommies of russian internet

reading it is very fun, unless you realise that they are actual people living somewhere in your country, and then you feel despair and fear

[placid sail]

oh, for sure. if it wasn't the climate, I would have ran to scandinavian and vibe in the forest, drinking bear and eating moss

[real tinsel]

my mom told me that when she was a teenager, her neighbor's son came home from a blizzard and to warm him up, his mom put him in boiling water which caused the guy's skin to literally leave his meat and then his meat slowly left his bones

[real tinsel]

drinking bear. That is very russian

[placid sail]

have your ever loved your child so much that you've made fucking soup out of him

I mean, I believe this story

I seen similar shit myself, people are retarded

[real tinsel]

stupidity kills

[idle snow]

Sounds like a common human problem

[real tinsel]

not gonna lie for a while i thought extinguishing burning oil with water is a viable solution

[heady crow]

All positives to me ;D

[real tinsel]

i've learned only a year ago that you can't extinguish burning oil with water

[placid sail]

until the very accident

[real tinsel]

no luckily i read it on reddit

didn't get to experience it in real life

[idle snow]

Boy am I glad for my emergency training

[upbeat bobcat]

Y'all still talking

Lmaoooo

[heady crow]

Still talking

[real tinsel]

but one time i almost did burn my ex's house down because she put something on the stove and i forgot about it and couldn't smell the burning tea either. Luckily she came home at time and turned it off

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/blox-cards-skill-issue-gif-22773141

[random rapids]

Roblos.

[placid sail]

well it is more of forgetfulness issue rather than stupidity, happens to anyone

[random rapids]

Man, I'm both.

[placid sail]

same

[upbeat bobcat]

İmagine being smort

[real tinsel]

no actually it was more like my deranged mind convincing me that there's nothing burning

[random rapids]

The person in your room who you don't know convicning you that there's nothing burning inside your home.

[placid sail]

I've once almost started a fire in the ashtray because I was too lazy to clean it out

but luckily I smelled something burning

[real tinsel]

man it hasn't reached that state yet but it is dangerous enough the way it is now

[random rapids]

Reminds me of when I burned my Pizza last week.

[upbeat bobcat]

How dare you

[real tinsel]

i do have vocal and smell hallucinations very often but i've only had like 2 visual hallucinations i'm aware of. So for now it's not that bad

[placid sail]

I gotta say, you're handling your issues pretty good and bold, khaaytil. given my anxiety, I would absolutely lose my shit at the very thought of having any hallucinations at all

[random rapids]

Speaking of vocal hallucinations... Do you ever just hear a familiar voice call out your name even though you're completely alone?

[placid sail]

though I had a friend who had literal voices in her head during childhood and who was like "eh, it's fine"

[real tinsel]

yeah sometimes i wish i didn't handle them very well so that people wouldn't think i'm doing the things i do on purpose

[idle snow]

Only ever when i'm about to fall asleep.

[real tinsel]

nowadays not much but i used to hear them far too often

they were pretty scary at night especially

[placid sail]

nonono, you're doing fine, stressing about such shit only would make it worse, that's for sure.

[random rapids]

Oh, weird.

[placid sail]

but I understand, being open about your issues is quite hard

[random rapids]

I used to hear those voices Alot as a kid. It might have to do something with how clingy I was.

[idle snow]

Sleep paralysis can be a bitch.

[placid sail]

very normie shit, having any hallucination at the brink of falling asleep is completely harmless

so don't worry about it

[real tinsel]

well after a while it does become "eh, it's fine". Especially when you learn how to handle them properly. Vocal/smell hallucinations are easy to handle. Difficult ones are visual hallucinations and irrational thoughts

[placid sail]

did you have it? weird shit, only have heard about it, luckily, I guess

[real tinsel]

oh yes one time i didn't sleep for 3 days straight due to insomnia and i was having far too many vocal hallucinations. Don't remember having any visual ones though

[placid sail]

you're a trooper, my guy. many people need a lot of therapy to get to that point. well done!

[idle snow]

Yeah its freaky. especially the feeling of something else being there with you.

[pastel quartz]

yo

[placid sail]

these shadow demons or whatever they're called, right?

spooky shit

feel very intrigued and afraid at the same time

[random rapids]

Had sleep Paralysis once... I think. I just couldn't move or open my eyes for a couple of minutes, but that was it.

[placid sail]

shit is supposedly harmless, but it's like panic attacks, maybe it isn't dangerous, but man you don't wish to feel that ever again

[real tinsel]

isn't that normal though? I'm sure i've heard several people say they have this feeling especially at nights

[random rapids]

For some people it's normal.

I used to have the feeling all the time, still do sometimes.

[placid sail]

yeah it's just some sort of minor malfunction when your body is still asleep, but your mind is still/already awake

[real tinsel]

i've had them since childhood. They stopped being scary at 19-20

[placid sail]

you can't move because the mind turns off muscle movements when you're asleep, so you can't unintentionally trip or harm yourself

[idle snow]

Yeah i had them more often as a teen too.

[real tinsel]

now if i wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee, i need to just lie in my bed and prepare myself mentally to go fucking pee

[placid sail]

they can also be triggered by stress and insomnia

[random rapids]

I feel that.

The hallways seem much longer when they are shrouded in darkness.

[real tinsel]

game soundtracks are fucking awesome

[stone blade]

yes

truer

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/Cx8QDZQdb2Y

probably a repost

[real tinsel]

russian duty propaganda is better

english is meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O7YQgIADds

[placid sail]

ayooo I've made a pentakill in ARAM

[real tinsel]

what's that

the word pentakill made me wanna play valorant

[placid sail]

I've killed all five enemies in game mode designed for little idiots like myself

but still

wait, is it pentakill too in valorant?

[real tinsel]

yes i think

[placid sail]

well, figures, two games from the same company

[real tinsel]

i always call it pentakill because sounds better than ace

but iirc in valorant they call it an ace too

[placid sail]

in lol, ace and pentakill aren't same thing

[real tinsel]

in fps games ace usually means killing everyone in the enemy team

[placid sail]

pentakill is when a single player killed all five others

and ace is when all five players died, regardless who killed them

[placid sail]

I see

oh god the central heating is still going while it is 10c outside

I'm meltiiiiiiing

[real tinsel]

man i'm not playing valorant. There's a huge update and i'm not downloading that

[undone wave]

🏳️‍🌈

[real tinsel]

the only flag i need to fuck men is the Holy Roman Empire flag

[sturdy otter]

thats kind of me, before i had a coffee

[real tinsel]

are you a black cat interdimensionally vibing to a japanese videogame song?

didn't think so

[sturdy otter]

i do be vibing, but my spirit animal was a lynx not a cat - so technically: yeah you are correct

[real tinsel]

my spirit animal is this black cat

[sturdy otter]

why you doxing your self? D:

[real tinsel]

what's doxing

[sturdy otter]

doxing is throwing your or information of others around, we now know: you are basically this black cat

everyone seeing this now know how you look

[real tinsel]

oh shit

what have i done

take this meme and forget about my self-doxing

[sturdy otter]

distraction dog!

[upbeat bobcat]

https://myhealth.ucsd.edu/RelatedItems/6,761658

[undone wave]

Can't catch a fuckin break can I?

[real tinsel]

he sniff that coca like nana's sugar powder

i took a freezing cold shower and that was the most painful thing i've ever experienced (physically)

[undone wave]

Taking a cold shower just to feel something

[real tinsel]

emotional something maybe because i can already feel enough physical pain

[undone wave]

oof

[real tinsel]

the only emotion i felt was regret

i've had cold showers and i actually like them. But freezing cold shower is literal torture

it's like being water boarded but you're water boarding yourself and it's affecting your entire body

also my head feels really weird i think i froze some of my brain cells

permanently

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnsuL4oHElc

[real tinsel]

did you get this from stupid fish

[heady crow]

no

[real tinsel]

aw

i got mine from stupid fish

[heady crow]

you got yours from stupid fish?

[real tinsel]

yes

and my 1 (one) facebook friend haha reacted it

funny achieved

[real tinsel]

i got this from the guy who watches blade runner on repeat

i got this from the same guy

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/966196178100314212/c59.gif

[real tinsel]

that's not a lore that's the inner workings of a vending machine

not very gnarly man i'm reportig you for clickbait

[heady crow]

vending machine gameplay

[real tinsel]

now that's more like it

[heady crow]

riporting me? :((

[real tinsel]

nooo i wouldn't

ever

why isn't there a button to report someone

[heady crow]

you can always send discord an email i guess

tell all of my sins to them

[real tinsel]

your main sin is not sending me any nudes

oh wait no you did

[heady crow]

yeahh

i feel like my main sin on discord is being horny on main

[placid sail]

helo discord I would. like to reprot bruno bratwurst for being is a very sussy baka thank.you

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-gif-25080910

[real tinsel]

no jerma wait i can explain

bruno was sending his nudes to somene else but they ended up in my messages

[heady crow]

'

[real tinsel]

someone needs to make this but with jerma

[heady crow]

@placid sail the plan being this btw

[placid sail]

I'm in.

[abstract path]

https://youtu.be/euwsOMCX5PQ

[real tinsel]

english ashot and yar is literally the netflix adaptation of russian ashot and yar manga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgV5X9FT4sA

[abstract path]

Yes
Atleast i can understand it xd

[placid sail]

damn, my translation was for nothing

some dude already did it

[abstract path]

"Zwanzig dollars"

[real tinsel]

i love ashot's accent

from the russian one

[placid sail]

typical caricature southerner accent love it

[abstract path]

Same

[real tinsel]

what accent is it

[abstract path]

Me who literally mixes every accent when talking:

[real tinsel]

i do this when talking in english

[placid sail]

I think Ashot is armenian?

[abstract path]

Lmao

[real tinsel]

oh shit

[abstract path]

Oh shit

[placid sail]

now now

[real tinsel]

never talked to an armenian though not sure what they sound like

[placid sail]

let's not make any sudden movements

[real tinsel]

i thought he's georgian

[abstract path]

Armenian

I think u mean amercian

[placid sail]

it is unspecified, that's just my guess

Весёлый человек, родом с Кавказа. По его словам, за него готова подставить свою грудь вся «Свобода». Его выгнали с чёрного рынка Зоны и назначили за его голову приличную сумму денег, так что Ашота пытались убить уже несколько человек. Знает много разных легенд Зоны, некоторые рассказанные им легенды спасли жизни сталкерам. Часто спорит с Дядькой Яром.

[abstract path]

American

[real tinsel]

no sharpie, armenia is another country

[abstract path]

Damn

[placid sail]

the country which khaaytil's fellow citizens have a sharp tooth against

[abstract badge]

Turkey?

[real tinsel]

Часто спорит с Дядькой Яром.

[real tinsel]

azerbaijan

[abstract path]

That moment when you are at low health and can't see shit

[placid sail]

those one don't have a sharp tooth, they have a fucking machete against them

poor armenians had it rough historically

[real tinsel]

usually i don't really have any issues with armenians but sometimes when i see the word my azeri blood boils for no reason

it's ingrained in our bloods

[abstract badge]

Especially if it has "Kardashian" in it.

[placid sail]

when I once was in summer camp, two azeri dudes found out I'm part turkman and had a beef with it, saying alledgedly these two nations don't get along well

I wiki'd a bit and find out they are full of shit

[real tinsel]

no we do

i think even our languages are similar

or was that uzbekistan i don't remember

[abstract path]

I don't see the problem
They aren't their country, their themselves why would they use such an excuse? >~>

[placid sail]

they were stereotypical dumb buffed guys with a single chromosome, so I'm not surprised

[real tinsel]

oligarch azeri kids tend to do that type of stuff when they see a foreigner

[placid sail]

caucasians have a complex system of disposition between each other based on nationality

mostly historical stuff

[abstract path]

-_- isn't that kinda racist?

[real tinsel]

yeah their stereotype is rich racist, sexist asshole

[placid sail]

of course it is but caucasians are not about being woke in the slightest

[abstract path]

Haha

[placid sail]

it is very traditional and conservative land

[real tinsel]

oh god you haven't seen what state our country is in

not sure about other cities but baku is totally filled with wokes

[placid sail]

curiously though, their youth, well, girls mostly, are very into k-pop

[abstract path]

Remind me to put a bullet or two in their head next time i see one-

[placid sail]

to much contempt of the older generations

[placid sail]

wait really

that is very amusing

the tides of time shift yet again

[real tinsel]

oh well the world is going to shit and we're part of the stream

[placid sail]

I had this girl in uni, she's caucasian too, she was such a k-pop fan it's insane, even watched a couple of their shows with her

and yet, very traditional-oriented

[real tinsel]

yeah k-pop fans tend to be like that

i have only 2 friends who used to be k-pop fans and they're both women

[placid sail]

tried to hit on her, respectfully, but she said she's not interested and that she would also marry only one of her kind

[real tinsel]

i think one of them is still into k-pop but not sure if she's a fan or not

[real tinsel]

yeah traditional types do that

you're lucky she didn't shank you

[placid sail]

I mean, with my luck with women, it wasn't that surprising

[real tinsel]

you must have some charm for her not to end up shanking you

[placid sail]

she ghosted me hard afterwards well, thanks for not sending your brother armed with the knife my way, I guess

[real tinsel]

oh no she'd be the one armed with a knife

[placid sail]

we were tight for a couple of years

and also she's mostly gentle

well, mostly

it was very amusing when she'd fire up over something and turn from that quiet gentle skinny girl into a fucking trooper

sigh

[real tinsel]

it is hot though

to me at least

one time i pissed off my ex so bad she slapped me hard

[placid sail]

were you standing there, hand on your cheek, with a boner?

[real tinsel]

i was confused, slightly afraid and very aroused by that

[placid sail]

you're a kinky guy

[real tinsel]

yes i am

[real tinsel]

but she thought i was just scared to shit because i stood there in awe for like a minute while she sat there feeling guilty

[heady crow]

Ah yes that one city from the battlefield 4 campaign

[real tinsel]

my teenager ass was really proud to see that back in 2013

[heady crow]

Mine was proud seeing snow in the first mission of bf:bc2

[real tinsel]

it was in the first mission? Wasn't it somewhere near the end?

[placid sail]

man, all those memories about girls got me sad a bit

[real tinsel]

the part where you run from house to house to warm up and stuff

[real tinsel]

aww

i didn't have much luck with girls either

[heady crow]

https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Cold_War_(Singleplayer)

Forgot about the prologue

[placid sail]

I've made my peace with the fact I'm going to die alone and unloved, but that's still not very cash money

[abstract path]

Yea

[real tinsel]

oh shit i remember this one

[placid sail]

oh well, at least I'm not one of them freaks that hates women for no reason

[heady crow]

I mean if we both are unmarried when we are 30 wanna get married?

Well youll be 40 and ill be 30 ig

[placid sail]

JACKPOT BABY

[real tinsel]

you may find someone or you may not. Don't jump into conclusions so fast

[placid sail]

shit went down the drain so many times and so bad it's hard not to

[real tinsel]

i thought i was gonna die alone but in 2020 i landed 2 girlfriends

[placid sail]

and honestly, given the fact that I look like a skinny hobo with shitty attitude and slight mental issues, I can't really feel bad about it

[abstract badge]

Dice has gone downhill really.

[placid sail]

yeah, it seems that you're actually a macho man

... but let's try evading abusive psychos next time

[real tinsel]

no i usually land mommy types because i'm soft and stuff

and i think they like that

[placid sail]

oh, I see

[real tinsel]

women

[placid sail]

oh, they are

there is a type of women who just enjoys submissive and breedable skinny boys

[real tinsel]

i'll pump up and become submissive and breedable buff boy

[placid sail]

as long as they can dominate you psychologically, they're good

[abstract path]

Well i mean

Imma not say anything >~>

[real tinsel]

i did like the umm i did uhhh i liked the umhmm the titsuckingpart i liked it a lot

is it worth the abuse? uhhhhhhhh

tits <> my mental health

[heady crow]

again going into my psyche and stealing my plans for the future

[placid sail]

to some people it's worth it, because they trade the abuse for complete denial of any responsibility

[heady crow]

tits > mental health obv

[real tinsel]

no i've tried the tits, they're not worth the mental health

[placid sail]

to others, it is the only way, because they think that they're so worthless that it's the only thing they can get and that's what they deserve

[real tinsel]

man i feel sad for cucks mostly

[heady crow]

even mine? But then again i dont think mine would degrade your mnetal health

[real tinsel]

yours would improve my mental health

[placid sail]

cucks aren't always the kind with low self-esteem

you would be surprised how many rich and powerful people are into this shit

because it is an opportunity for them to feel soft, vulnerable, dominated by somebody else

[real tinsel]

no i don't mean the ones who are into it. I mean the ones who accept it

[placid sail]

which they can't really affort in their line of work

[placid sail]

yeah, those are poor folks

[real tinsel]

i'm into being beaten the fuck up by someone, specifically someone with mommy milkers

[placid sail]

I think I may be one in a way, because my self-abasement turns into pure hatred sometimes

but I'm not exactly into being dominated or bullied by someone else at all

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@real tinsel I hate to say this but sometime you seem you like an advertisement for "Autism Speaks".

[placid sail]

lmao you reminded me of that gianni video again

"I want you to destroy me"

[real tinsel]

no just beat me, don't destroy me

[placid sail]

oh, fuck it, let's watch it again

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

[real tinsel]

i love the jazz

[placid sail]

pineapple-in-the-thighs level carnage

[real tinsel]

ivan come here we're talking about ananas

[placid sail]

ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

[real tinsel]

man it makes me sad

[real tinsel]

being bullied and stuff

[placid sail]

no person deserves that

[real tinsel]

like i know flaccid penis is supposed to be small but when my ex touched my flaccid penis and jokingly said "small" i felt really sad and insecure

[placid sail]

damn, that girl was bad to you

[real tinsel]

aw

[placid sail]

speaking of abuse

that rich woke girl of a friend I talked about

she gaslighted him so fucking hard

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Oh god damn

[real tinsel]

sharpie what does eccm mean

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Hmmmm

I didn't think of a meaning for it yet

[placid sail]

he gave her anything she wanted, he gave her attention, affection, like, he went all-in, but after the honey moon was over, she started to fuck with his mind everyday

why are you not texting me? why are you texting me every single minute? why do you not understand me? why do not love me? you don't care about anything I do! so on and so forth

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Jeez

She can go have someone "better"

[placid sail]

and he worked his ass off to try talk about it, to solve every problem they had

but it was never enough and never good enough for her

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Then it wasn't a relationship

Period

[placid sail]

yeah she's absolutely alone now, even her relatives are sick of her shit

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Haha

Good.

[real tinsel]

it was a burning ship that somehow managed to sail without the uh clothing stuff (i forgot their name)

[placid sail]

and after breaking up and saying A LOT of bad shit to him she texted him like "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I need you", accompanied with a lot of horny commentary about what they can do in bed

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The sail

Or smth

Lol

[placid sail]

because my poor guy was fucking rowing it with his legs day and night

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Bruh....

[placid sail]

I'm glad he's well over it now

and also, I shit you not, all of this happened after he divorced his wife who fucking betrayed him for a mutual friend who wasn't even interested

with whom he was together for 9 or so years, from the times of school

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The...fuck?

[placid sail]

(they've married much later in life, obviously)

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That is

Fucked up

[real tinsel]

man how do people handle cheating like that

i'd probably just break down if my wife of 9 years just fucking cheated on me

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"They get used to it"

[placid sail]

he was always too tolerant too people
he can be an absolute relentless tyrant against someone who is clearly an emeny, but to his close people, he forgives too much shit

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God

[placid sail]

he's learning to be more respectful towards himself after all this shit happened

[real tinsel]

yeah same

[placid sail]

because if you don't love and respect yourself, certain people will exploit it to shit

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Well that was me one year ago

[real tinsel]

yeah also same

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But i forgave fucking everyone

[real tinsel]

they certainly will

[placid sail]

they can fucking smell it, that you can let them go with their antics

so yeah, if you ever wonder if you're getting fucked over by someone close and have issues with loving yourself, you can at least ask "would that be okay if it was happening to my friend?"