🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/PtXDdtAGb-c

[fallen pagoda]

[stone blade]

you are polish.

[stone blade]

same

[heady crow]

also

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/a-BgREkkjcg

[stone blade]

ITS FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[stone blade]

I love this channel

fr

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEnIFV2-mc

[random rapids]

Memes, the DNA of the soul.

[stone blade]

fuck this particular friday

cuz I have sports in uni

[random rapids]

They are our culture, our identity.

[stone blade]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[heady crow]

why involve yourself in sports when you can play tarkov and thus do e-sports?

:troll

[random rapids]

Tarkov has E-sports?

[stone blade]

no

lol

[random rapids]

Thought so.

[heady crow]

i mean it has tournaments

[stone blade]

it has twitch rivals

I wanna bring a plate vest with me and challenge someone to do exercises with it

heh

[heady crow]

for example

[random rapids]

Get an old Marine PASGT.

Heaviest bitch of a vest you could find.

[stone blade]

or I can just get your mom

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

nah im kidding

[random rapids]

Damn, that's gonna be three dudes using her at that point.

[stone blade]

the virgin m4 user vs the chad.....anything else lol

[heady crow]

facts

[stone blade]

ty

[random rapids]

Even the AR-15 is cooler.

Even though the AR-15 is literally an M4.

[stone blade]

we count that one aswell

[heady crow]

mk16?

its a beauty

[stone blade]

just get a mosin and 2 tap people cuz 950+ muzzle velocity

FOR SOME REASON

[random rapids]

I'm an SR-25 kinda guy.

[stone blade]

it shoots a fucking laser bro

[heady crow]

a weapon for a true conosseur

[stone blade]

I like me my .366

[heady crow]

rfb with an atlas muzzlebreak and a holo is my comfort weapon

[stone blade]

rfb good too

[heady crow]

it and ammo costs next to nothing but you can still sling around big rounds

[stone blade]

m80 😩

[heady crow]

🥴

cheaper than soap

[random rapids]

Vector

[stone blade]

I love the sound the ,366 makes when supressed

it sounds like youre slapping someone

for some reason

I love it

[heady crow]

we have an actual chad here

as for smgs i love the kedr-b

[stone blade]

no , kedr

[heady crow]

ump with the flesh rounds fuck hard too

[stone blade]

yes bruno 🤝

the femboy agrees

[heady crow]

kedr-b with sp7 and nighttime interchange

actual terrorism going around there

[random rapids]

Imma be honest, I kinda like the PP-19

[stone blade]

the pp19 is awesome

for a budget smg

it rips

[heady crow]

atleast someone still thinks of me as one

[stone blade]

are you?

[heady crow]

ill repost a vid real cuickly, maybe itll embed now that we have the new upload limit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260028412045950978/958680154857668618/MuteVideo1648637422321.mp4

ah still doesent embed

ima cut it down and then post it ig

[random rapids]

How big is that thing?

And what is it?

[heady crow]

barely above 50mb

[stone blade]

lol

and what is it

the video I mean

[heady crow]

bruh

discord deems it explicit content

[heady crow]

a video of me half naked :troll

[stone blade]

eeeh maybe not

[heady crow]

its just me flexing my muscles. Bit scuffed to since the setup in on itself is gigascuffed, cant see my legs and did it without a pump

[stone blade]

waiting for the astoflo cosplay

fr fr

[heady crow]

broo

[random rapids]

Guess you flexed too much.

[heady crow]

fr when i get leaner and put on more muscle

ill def do a astolfo cosplay

[random rapids]

Lean?

I love LEAN!

[heady crow]

the last lean lunatic vs the last mug maniac

[upbeat bobcat]

How can someone drink beer and smoke so perfectly at the same time smh

It's been months since i drank alcohol and need to soon

[stone blade]

or don't

[upbeat bobcat]

why

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

lumberfoooooots

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-boi-he-thick-anthony-gif-13869893

[random rapids]

What denial looks like.

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/a5pXoPmuKwk @heady crow

[heady crow]

Hmm ive played lethal temp bork j4 before. Was fun last season but havent thought about wits end for j4 nowadays

The ms boost could be nice to stick to the enemy laner

[placid sail]

lethal tempo is insane rn

wit's end as and on-hit goes very nice with it, yeah

[sturdy otter]

they broke it again?

[heady crow]

Yessir :D

[placid sail]

always has been

[sturdy otter]

fair enough

[heady crow]

The thing ab j4 with lethal tempo is just that you ulti someone and beat them to death at the speed of light bcs if AA items and his e Passive and active

Fun buile

But rather build lethality for that sort of Purpose nowadays

[placid sail]

DEMACIA POUNDDOME

except every new character has millions of dashes

rito why you do this

[placid sail]

lethality falls very hard mid/late game

if you don't win fast, you'll risk falling behind

I wonder if crit j4 is a thing

[heady crow]

J4 is an early game champion anyways. Thats why i usually go full tank with health scaling items and runes

Ill explain more later rn st the hum

Gym

[echo hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B_netzcluQ&ab_channel=deadtoad

[real tinsel]

I love how it's just a random whiterun guard instead of the dragonborn, implying that it's Nazeem's daily hobby to tell people whether they go to the cloud district or not

[echo hatch]

He was so annoying, just appeared behind you just to shit on you.

[placid sail]

I'll have you know there is no pussaaeeeeeee

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/Npr7RMQs_rQ

used to watch manslayer a lot back in the day

very dumb humour but still funny

[real tinsel]

i used to watch a lot of dumb but funny humour back in the day too

still watch them

my favorite is Aunty Donna

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

for true masculine experience, Dr Mundo is a must 💪

[real tinsel]

is that me is that me is that me is that me

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/--X-Xg6yPEs

[abstract path]

Madness combat music, i love yhis

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/BQQJ1ikGpYY

[heady crow]

✊ 😔

[abstract path]

Lmao

[abstract path]

me when:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or_LKI-y1EU

[abstract path]

Is that....the "Soul" Artifact??

[scenic sable]

Why is Astolfo everywhere in here?

[heady crow]

Good memes often include him and i find him cute

[abstract path]

i have no idea and i don't wanna know

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/t5uHaXcIFJM

[scenic sable]

Being in here makes me sick to my core..

[heady crow]

Unlucky i guess

[abstract path]

Same ;^;

[undone wave]

4chan users try not to speak entirely in slurs challenge

[sturdy otter]

poor folks

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/962037023668060240/qM6xbFwmDW8.jpg

[sturdy otter]

dame dane

[undone wave]

Dame dame guy

[placid sail]

which remind me

obligatory post

https://youtu.be/DfEnIFV2-mc

[heady crow]

turkish kiryu :DDDD

reminds me of a polish kiryu meme

dont know if i can find it tho

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/959409028205789214/video_0211_205653.mp4
probably stolen from this channel

[placid sail]

yoooo

[heady crow]

still basically the only thing i got bookmarked

[placid sail]

based

[heady crow]

man the rome total war music got me acting up

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Absorbing+goshawk_0bd472_9475066.mp4

[abstract path]

Omg no

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867079243505598515/961954390980313128/video_9.mp4

[radiant grove]

everyone is gay

[undone wave]

The home of sexual

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867079243505598515/961684766829182976/YouCut_20220331_164141431.mp4

[heady crow]

waltar whited cant be balling

but heisenberg? He can

[undone wave]

This is the moment mr whitman became ballin'

[heady crow]

[undone wave]

Another horrible day of using Sin Cos and Tan

[sturdy otter]

not gonna lie all three of them are messed up

[real tinsel]

i love folded chips i wish they made them all folded

[sturdy otter]

i have several questions

[real tinsel]

they better be good questions

[sturdy otter]

idk its mostly "why"

[real tinsel]

not a good question

[grizzled meadow]

I miss those days...

[grizzled meadow]

We said no sexual things... I know it's a meme, but... no

[real tinsel]

aw

which one was it i forgot

[grizzled meadow]

Broly ass

[real tinsel]

ahh

[undone wave]

RIP

[sturdy otter]

it was a thicc piece of trunk

anyway moving on

[undone wave]

He carried it well

[sturdy otter]

must have been heavy

[undone wave]

I made this.

[real tinsel]

you made this?

[placid sail]

nice

[undone wave]

I made this

[real tinsel]

I made this

[placid sail]

oh shit

[undone wave]

[placid sail]

robbery in brainfart

[undone wave]

My meme has been pilfered

[real tinsel]

you should've NFTd it while you still had the chance

[placid sail]

could have made some good money really

[real tinsel]

don't know what he's talking about though, i made it

[placid sail]

but now khaaytil is going to be rich instead of you

smh

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna be maidenful

[grizzled meadow]

khaaytil give that back

[real tinsel]

give what back

[placid sail]

oh shit it's the cops

you're busted

[grizzled meadow]

🔫

[grizzled meadow]

It's mine now

[real tinsel]

cops can't do anything, it's my personal property

[real tinsel]

you what now

[placid sail]

oh shit

[placid sail]

the police force these days

smh

[real tinsel]

that's not how you're supposed to play the game

[placid sail]

come on man, you live in postsoviet space, it's exactly how they play

[grizzled meadow]

Now it's mine

[placid sail]

DAMN

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry khaaytil

[real tinsel]

falco you madman

[placid sail]

he outplayed you two both

[undone wave]

shoulda put this on it

[tender oasis]

omg dude i have one just like it

[placid sail]

man

society

[undone wave]

Wal-mart sidorovich

I didn't make this one

[real tinsel]

ippity oppety i steal your property

[placid sail]

can't have shit in brainfart

[real tinsel]

i wonder if you have to fart and while farting you cough, do you shit or not

does more fart come out or do you just shit yourself

[grizzled meadow]

It depends if you have to shit or not

If you don't have it, you'll fart more

[real tinsel]

no i didn't have to shit

but it passed i farted first then waited and coughed after

can't risk it

[real tinsel]

did you just...steal my video

[abstract path]

Da

So what

Not like i need da licemse

[real tinsel]

don't make me

[abstract path]

Make you wat

[real tinsel]

don't make me call the mentlegan

[placid sail]

strong sense of deja vu

[abstract path]

Da

[placid sail]

you were the purest of us

how could you do this

[abstract path]

I just do this for fun

To see either confusion or frustration

"I am your friend...but also your enemy"

[real tinsel]

he's back to his pure form

[abstract path]

Get rickrolled mfs

[abstract path]

Yes

[stone blade]

god I love this channel

[real tinsel]

i love you

[stone blade]

😳

[real tinsel]

😉 🥵

[stone blade]

be gay for someone else

I know I look good but I ain't gay

[real tinsel]

fine

you'll eventually come to me, they always do

[stone blade]

nah

[abstract path]

Maybe

But it depends

It always does

[stone blade]

it depends is a very good life motto to go by

I think

[abstract path]

It is

[stone blade]

I have watched 120 days in salo

I regret doing it

where is serbian film? @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

no idea i didn't make it

[stone blade]

broooo

shame

they didnt put it in

[radiant grove]

where

[stone blade]

in the list

[radiant grove]

its there

[stone blade]

where

Im blind

[radiant grove]

3rd from top

on the right

[real tinsel]

ivan blindovsky

[stone blade]

khaa shut yo

a he

I saw it

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/330787019389141003/962035696711917578/pullotus.gif

[abstract path]

Lmfao

[abstract path]

I like anomalies, why? Their unique

I'd study one if i could

Which i did multiple times per the internet

But what if that is false information

[real tinsel]

stuff you read in books can be false information too

[abstract path]

Well yeah

Don't trust noone

[scenic sable]

Green Elephant

[grizzled meadow]

The best five minutes of this channel

[undone wave]

I am aware of the effect I have on shitposting channels

[abstract path]

Sheee

[grizzled meadow]

Do you have this version without the vocal? I'm talking of course of the MGR one

I don't know how to search it, it start with the instrumental and at some point the vocals kick in

[real tinsel]

you mean only the music?

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel

[heady crow]

so wait are you looking for a certain version of the only thing i know for real

or the song layed under the vocals in the meme

[real tinsel]

i didn't understand because i have the dumb syndrome but you can use this website to isolate vocals from instrumental https://vocalremover.org/

[real tinsel]

also there's one stains of time mix that has only vocals and it's so good i'm gonna find it now

this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_W_BAjUTYA

the beginning part is so good

[grizzled meadow]

Okay I've messed up something, sorry

It literally starts with ONLY the vocals
At some point of the song, I think it's at the "it's the only thing I know for real", starts with the instrumental

[heady crow]

ahhh

that version i do not know of

[grizzled meadow]

I can't find it, impossible

[heady crow]

only really listen to the demo version of the song

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FAFZYOqrzU

this ?

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I think it's this one

[heady crow]

yessir

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/268400938799071232/960869993162092584/277778861_155408420262141_3772762794585278870_n.mp4

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow also listen to this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI-uVZwoIW8

[placid sail]

every time I think I've seen them all already

[gloomy roost]

Prob getting more popular since Charlie played the game recently

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, Charlie

The one and only

The famous Charlie

THAT Charlie

It can only be one Charlie, true

[gloomy roost]

Ye

Glad we understand

https://tenor.com/btdgN.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Oh him, okay

[real tinsel]

of course there can only be one Charlie

who would name their kid Charlie?

[placid sail]

the moist man

[real tinsel]

the amount of times you've reposted this makes me think you really want me to touch you

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/961997723341570058/820034.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/962014644573184111/society_island-5.mp4

[undone wave]

This is my sword, it is a weapon used only for killing and maiming.

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/YZ9WfnvcX5Y

[undone wave]

fixing good

[grizzled meadow]

Only a spoonful

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-lego-better-call-saul-heart-gif-20397580

[real tinsel]

this will forever be my favorite video

when we were together i made my ex watch it too but she didn't laugh 😦

[grizzled meadow]

She wasn't a good girlfriend then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS_HjEcq4Q

[real tinsel]

i could only make her like jerma

[undone wave]

You're telling me someone fed this post?

[abstract path]

I'm taking this

[heady crow]

what about this?

[abstract path]

Bro

How many do you even got?

[undone wave]

sexual attraction is for nerds

[heady crow]

no idea

[radiant grove]

i have a challenge for you

post something funny

[heady crow]

i dont keep a track of my memes

[abstract path]

Bet

[heady crow]

never get tired of this

[abstract path]

Me neither

[radiant grove]

damn

try again

[heady crow]

how about no

[abstract path]

You wanna see something funny? Look in the mirror

[radiant grove]

dont have one

[abstract path]

The cuteness is intensified

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/961871331853484082/ssstiktok_1648944525327.mp4

[heady crow]

your cuteness is intensified

[abstract path]

Aaa

No

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762128180173209620/792582693953994762/image0.gif

[undone wave]

I have a photo somewhere of someone in thigh highs with an SKS and sipping vodka while looking incredibly depressed

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746458625635123352/814209894281379920/image0-29-2.gif

[heady crow]

and heres a femboy with a garand

[abstract path]

A

Now do tomboy with garand

-w-

[abstract path]

Lol

[abstract path]

Monolit POV:

[undone wave]

Told my wife I had to go to the bank, didn't tell her which one. 🐟

[heady crow]

dont say good morning to me since if it were one id be fishing

[abstract path]

Fishing fishes

[abstract path]

Oop-

[radiant grove]

holy shit

[scenic sable]

Fucking animals in here, I swear.

[abstract path]

I...guess

[radiant grove]

finally no femboys

[real tinsel]

wait what was it

[abstract path]

Ik what it was but i will not dare mention it

[scenic sable]

See this shit here?
https://discordapp.com/channels/912320241713958912/920016996752564286/962098986553065542

Don't do this on this server.

[abstract path]

Comprende

[radiant grove]

spy tf2

can you post something funny

[abstract path]

[radiant grove]

now thats funny

[abstract path]

I agree

Also

[radiant grove]

and this is not

[abstract path]

Lemme change summin

There

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/958066897881014352/redditsave.com_is_this_what_walt_meant_when_he_said_that_recipe-7usbce3td5q81.mp4

[abstract path]

Damn daniel

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understand-reference-i-get-it-gif-18109305

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/961726087363190824/video0-134_1.mp4

[placid sail]

we have literal invasions of hobos in our apartment building from time to time

you ain't hot shit vsauce

[radiant grove]

gt 710

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/961642984330391613/video_2022-04-05_21-02-33.mp4

[undone wave]

This kinda fucks

[real tinsel]

postsoviet security sucks

i could casually go and enter like 90% of buildings in my country

[placid sail]

I mean, I almost got robbed once in that very building at the light of the day, got followed from the metro

so ye

[abstract path]

Rip

[real tinsel]

not just living buildings either, office buildings too

the amount of times i've casually wandered into office buildings and entered rooms without anyone saying anything is kind of strange

[placid sail]

well that's not exactly true here though, every place I've worked for the last 2-3 years had some tight security, even the crappiest ones

[radiant grove]

did you steal a chair

[placid sail]

I mean, at least your people are trustful, which is kinda nice?

[real tinsel]

also one time i entered a uni and stayed there for an entire day and no one said anything. When i left the uni i told the security guard that i lost my card and they just let me pass

[placid sail]

unless you've got rampant crime which makes the situation very bad very fast

[real tinsel]

i think yeah

[placid sail]

have you considered that it may be not in fact the people but your outstanding skill of blending in and stealth that gives you free entry anywhere?

the azerbaijan ninja...

[real tinsel]

yes it could be that. I always act like i belong there

i do this in the metro but with random guys instead of couples

for some reason guys in my country stare at random people in the metro/bus to look macho or something and it makes most people uncomfortable (including me)

so i stare back at them until they become uncomfortable as well

[placid sail]

it is a basic mammal instinct that direct stare is a provocation

[real tinsel]

haha they're gonna stab me one day

which i see as an absolute win

[placid sail]

people get uneasy from this because their instincts kicking in, telling them subconsciously "we about to have a fight"

staring longer than the other either means better control of emotions or a certainty that if a conflict is about to erupt, you will win

so most chicken out by subconsiously/consiously realising they ain't winning it or by giving up to anxiety

[real tinsel]

huh

[placid sail]

yeah I wouldn't really joke about it my dude, given how hot-blooded you southern bunch are

[real tinsel]

kinda makes me feel proud of myself in a way

[placid sail]

think of all the shitposting you would miss

if you'd get shanked

[placid sail]

yeah you're basically bullshitting the mental fight by your sheer will

[real tinsel]

what

[placid sail]

well, you did say you're skinny? I've assumed you're not much of a fighter, correct me if I'm wrong, of course

so by taking and winning these stare contests, you're basically bluffing potential enemies

[real tinsel]

ahh

[placid sail]

and also, don't ever do that with actual animals

they aint buying bullshit

[real tinsel]

i only do it with my cat but he likes staring at me

[placid sail]

any big mammal will probably attack you right away

[real tinsel]

we stare at each other like a couple in love

[placid sail]

this will either make them submissive towards you or very angry

[real tinsel]

awwwwww he's submissive

[placid sail]

your cat 100% sees it as a challenge towards him

not as a "cute thing"

[real tinsel]

no way he comes and licks my face after staring at me

[placid sail]

of course, he's fucking afraid lmao

[real tinsel]

wait so it's not because he likes me?

[placid sail]

since he didn't attack you, he probably "lost" the stare and thus the challenge, which makes him your vassal

[placid sail]

hard to differentiate love and submission among animals

for example, known side of affection of dogs and animals - presenting their belly - is also a great sign of submission

since belly is a weak spot and otherwise must be guarded

so does he love you by giving his belly to rub? or he is submissive to you as his superior cat?

but yeah, staring is 100% aggressive and dominating for animals (and humies too)

[real tinsel]

i've always seen staring as a form of showing love

[placid sail]

and vice versa, if you ever meet a stranger cat or dog, slow blinking and evasion of direct stares are very comforting for them, meaning that you mean no harm

[placid sail]

humans are a bit different, indeed

[real tinsel]

when i first meet them i usually close my eyes for a few seconds

[placid sail]

I suppose it is no longer threatening if your loved one stares at you, since you do not expect something bad from them?

[real tinsel]

no i do expect something bad from them

[placid sail]

I always give my hand to sniff to newly met cats or dogs

like a handshake

[real tinsel]

but i don't think it stops at just staring, there must be other factors too

[real tinsel]

aww

[placid sail]

that's a sad thing to say

[real tinsel]

yeah

i don't know if it's the traumas or my mental illness that causes it, but i'm constantly paranoid about almost everyone

i do manage it well though

like, you can't say i'm a paranoid person unless you live with me 24/7

[abstract path]

Ah yes

This is brainfart

[real tinsel]

i'm good at hiding it

[abstract path]

Yall better get this to #╟❓general-offtopic

[real tinsel]

yes i'm having a brainfart

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

you guys better go to #kitchen-talks-but-not-the-sentimental-ones-but-more-like-existential-and-moody-ones ay man listen I can't decide where the conversation goes to choose the chat beforehand

but sure

grabs khaaytil and leaves

[upbeat bobcat]

[scenic sable]

@placid sail
Do you know what the first word translates to when Monolit throws a grenade?
Something like "Laivye vrag Monolita!"

[real tinsel]

lets bz11k grab me and leave together

[real tinsel]

it's лови, it means "catch"

[upbeat bobcat]

[abstract path]

Laivye vrag monolita...hm...i can barely translate that

[real tinsel]

"Лови враг Монолита" - "Catch, enemy of Monolith"

[placid sail]

tbh don't remember the phrase you're trying to repeat, but it sounds like "Лови враг монолита" and if that's the case that means "enemy of the monolith, catch! [the grenade]"

you are ninja indeed, I type too slow

[abstract path]

Ah so "laivye" means catch

[real tinsel]

no you typed too much, i typed small

[abstract path]

Or no?-

[placid sail]

Lavi!

[scenic sable]

I can never distinguish "A"s and "O"s in slav languages..

[real tinsel]

not fast, just efficient

[scenic sable]

@real tinsel @placid sail
Thanks.

[abstract path]

and i can't distinguish the different kinds of "sh" or "ch"

Like just
There is so many

[placid sail]

it sometimes change depending on the dialect and particular language
for example, people often say that citizens of Moscow, like myself, акают a lot (more inclined to A than O)
I say malako (milk) and don't even notice that, but it is actually written always and spelled by some as moloko

[grizzled meadow]

Idi nahui

Thank you

[scenic sable]

The "о" in Лови sounds like "ai" to me.

[real tinsel]

very rude falco

bad falco

[abstract path]

A bit rude, innit?

[scenic sable]

Hy?

[real tinsel]

who the hell says moloko

[placid sail]

Ш - sh hard, like shout
Щ - sh soft, like shit
Ч - ch, like cheese

[abstract path]

I like how you just come up with the second one

[placid sail]

indeed

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/9Ae0eWlWVqQ

I only trust Boris

[scenic sable]

No wonder I couldn't figure out the word by myself.

[abstract path]

But for me shout and shit have the same "sh"

[placid sail]

рязанские пацаны

[real tinsel]

for most english speakers ш and щ is somewhat indistinguishable

[abstract path]

Yep

My second language was english

My third polish

Then now, russian

[grizzled meadow]

Can you keep one name for two days?

Also https://youtu.be/LpXanUgokx0 best video from Boris

[abstract path]

I mean...i can but it get's borin'

[placid sail]

yeah well russians have a fucking hard time with the concept of the sound TH which is neither S or Z so we're even

[abstract path]

True

[scenic sable]

Ze car

[placid sail]

for me it was no problem though since I had lisping in my childhood and made it naturally

[real tinsel]

they teach us to say "z" in schools but i always talked in proper english and it made the teachers mad

like "de" instead of "ze" and they'd lose their shit

[abstract path]

Lmfao

[placid sail]

I was told "say it like you're lisping"
"but I AM lisping"
".... well good job then"

[scenic sable]

Vy kreténe!

[random rapids]

Souhlasím.

[placid sail]

w-wha

[abstract path]

Wh--

[random rapids]

You wouldn't get it.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-polish-cow-at4am-gif-18638816

[random rapids]

Not unless you get yourself a translator.

[abstract path]

Idek what it means anyway

[placid sail]

uhhh but it's such a drag

fine

[scenic sable]

Czech?

[random rapids]

Jasný.

[scenic sable]

Opa

[placid sail]

google gave up

you're making words up

[random rapids]

It's not Russian, man. I'll tell you that.

[real tinsel]

ahh вы хрень

[placid sail]

but I have a surmise what it means

[scenic sable]

Different language, drug

[real tinsel]

i think?

[placid sail]

it was autoguesser part of google!

it is supposed to guess the language!

it didn't!

am upset!

[random rapids]

Lemme test this.

[abstract path]

While ririri just gives you random words

[real tinsel]

it's probably polish then

[random rapids]

You're full of shit.

[abstract path]

[scenic sable]

[real tinsel]

damn the similarity with russian

[abstract path]

If it was polish i would've understood

[placid sail]

I am currently being gaslighted

[placid sail]

there is an artificial slavic language which is universally understood to some point by any slavchad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interslavic

[abstract path]

I can speak a tiny bit of most languages

And 2 or 3 i can speak fluently

[undone wave]

Englisch ist mein lieblingsfach

[random rapids]

Well, you know what they say- the more languages you speak, the more of a human you are.

[abstract path]

Meins auch

[placid sail]

I kinda understand what it says?

[abstract path]

am superhuman then

[random rapids]

Holy shit. That's amazing.

[real tinsel]

holy shit

[placid sail]

I know right?

[abstract path]

Is that really polish now?

[real tinsel]

that's some next level shit, i'm in awe

[placid sail]

that is interslavic

[abstract path]

Or is it just similar lookin as hell?

[grizzled meadow]

Those certainly are words

[abstract path]

Sheesh

And i can read that

[placid sail]

16 and interslavic

[random rapids]

Man, we've got a lot of Slavs here.

[abstract path]

Indeed

[grizzled meadow]

Visto che vi fate tanto i spadaccini, ora parlo italiano, come la mettiamo adesso???

[scenic sable]

https://youtu.be/9p3xWTOFXMw?t=416
For anyone curious. (I couldn't find the original video Boris said this in..)

[placid sail]

cums quietly

[random rapids]

Oh no, he's Spanish!

[grizzled meadow]

@topaz abyss this is for you

[random rapids]

Mon dieu!

[placid sail]

no, he is italian

[random rapids]

I'm joking.

[placid sail]

don't joke about his sexy voice

[random rapids]

Make me.

[placid sail]

and his sexy accent

[abstract path]

No como estas espanole senór?

[placid sail]

though spanish is sexy too

[abstract path]

Oh wait that's spanish

XD

[random rapids]

No comprendo Italiáno, por favór!

[abstract path]

I can't speak french and italian so there it is

[grizzled meadow]

Almost

[abstract path]

Wait one sentence on french i think i can

[random rapids]

I've always wanted to learn Spanish.

[real tinsel]

I'm assuming what it says in russian is "Добрый день! На этом видео мы будем беседовать о языку, которого все словянско говорячие люди могут разуметь без ученья." Yes?

[random rapids]

Maybe Portugese later on.

[grizzled meadow]

Don't learn italian, it's useless and hard

[abstract path]

I have a spanish gf so...

[grizzled meadow]

Clearly it's suka blyat, it's right there in the middle, look

[real tinsel]

didn't you have a boyfriend 5 days ago

[abstract path]

Bf=gf

[random rapids]

That makes no sense, but I'll take it.

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles2-math-frustrated-eyeglasses-mr-incredibles-gif-17092391

[placid sail]

my other than english maximum of foreign language is Ich heise bz11k Ich bin sieven und zwanzig yare alt Ich mage der Chocolaten

and that's probably wrong written too

[abstract path]

What i mean is they were always my gf just preffered he/him way way more

[random rapids]

Jesus, I hated German classes.

[placid sail]

that's my guess too

[abstract path]

So i was used to it

[random rapids]

It doesn't make any sense!

[grizzled meadow]

So it's a she that prefer to be called "he"? Or the other way around?

[placid sail]

but it's so beautiful and sexy though

[abstract path]

The first one

[grizzled meadow]

I know but it's hard (and useless)

[placid sail]

now that's convenient

[random rapids]

You really like Italian.

[placid sail]

YES I DO

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow ¿Es confuso verdad?
sin embargo sabes perfectamente cuando estás mal, todo tu cuerpo física y mentalmente te lo hace saber, te notas flojo con pensamientos fatalistas esa sensación que todo está perdido, qué ya nada será como antes, te torturas recordando una vivencia pasada aleatoria en aquel momento ni siquiera parecía un buen momento pero comparado como te sientes ahora podría incluso decirse que... Fuiste feliz sin saberlo

[random rapids]

Me.

[abstract path]

I can only read some words here

[abstract path]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

This is spanish, it's not THAT similar to italian, come on

[stray knot]

Being able to earn money is kinda OP in Anomaly tbh. I think that your character's bitcoin wallet should be locked until you manage to turn off radar, forcing you to scavenge all of your gear

[abstract path]

Spanish is over italian, deal with it -w-

[real tinsel]

oh wait someone said spanish and i thought you're spanish for a second

[abstract path]

By that i mean like- as in sexyness-

[placid sail]

same! was made to learn it at first couple grades of school, made everything in my power to switch to english classes instead

[real tinsel]

i forgot you're italian sorry my brain didn't want to believe italian people exist

[random rapids]

They don't.

[topaz abyss]

is understandable tho

[real tinsel]

bye falco

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[topaz abyss]

i mean i can understand written spanish

and i never studied it

[random rapids]

Hey, look- I like me a little Italy.

Some Lasagna, some Pizza, you know what I mean?

God, I love Lasagna.

[abstract path]

Oh who doesn't
I do too

I love lasagna

[scenic sable]

"Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир, как огромный медведь, на восто-ок.
Над землёй везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!" 🎵

[random rapids]

I'm like Garfield when it comes to Lasagna.

[abstract path]

But pizza I've seen too much

[random rapids]

I- I can't keep my hands off of it.

[abstract path]

I can hear that song even if i can't read it

Or well- not read completely

[placid sail]

I am absolutely not interested in things which every sentient human supposed to like, architecture, art, history, I'm like yeah dude that's cool is there a mcdonalds here?
but when I visited Italy twice, I got such a boner from their cities and culture

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/l_rbFhbcbT8

[abstract path]

Ohhh yes

[abstract path]

Pff

[random rapids]

Dude, Red Alert 3?

I fuckin' love the music in that game.

But god damn, Red Alert 1 and 2 have so many bangers.

[placid sail]

fun fact, the verses of red alert 3 song is complete gibberish/shitposting in translation, and probably on purpose

[placid sail]

why you bully me

[scenic sable]

Probably, yes.

[abstract path]

i know that one from a roblox game and the soundtrack is very good

[scenic sable]

As long as it 'sounds' Russian enough for the western audience..

[random rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJvPyH8WnMw

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM

[random rapids]

Good times.

[placid sail]

oh man that's the classics

[random rapids]

I know, right?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

[random rapids]

It's weird how the games I played as a child affected my taste in music so much even though I didn't remember any of the songs from them, not until replaying them years later, at least.

Like, Need for Speed Most Wanted (2005). I had no recollection of the music from that game, but after playing it again like a Year ago I realised just how similar the music was to what I listen to now.

[placid sail]

novelty of things in our youth contribute to the intensity of appropriate emotions invoked by said things

that's why "everything was cooler and better" before

we just get duller high out of anything when the wide-eyed period is over, though it is allegedly a reversible status

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/LEGZxhwgzZo

cuums

[scenic sable]

Oh hey, look.. A re-post.

[random rapids]

Oh yeah.

[placid sail]

bruno is posting a total of 17 femboy memes for months and months
leave these wretched souls be, this is their purgatory

[random rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFebA3sTcg

[placid sail]

oh shit

[scenic sable]

Fair enough.

[undone wave]

My bad

[placid sail]

okay, most wanted was pretty cool

but

BUT

hear me out

https://youtu.be/VfIdM1z2fvc

@real tinsel you want to continue discussing your issues? perhaps in appropriate chat, for the sake of people having similar problems? or you'd prefer dms?

[real tinsel]

what issues

[placid sail]

your trust issues with people, I guess

[real tinsel]

oh yeah

it's not just the people, i have really irrational thoughts in general

[placid sail]

perhaps that's not my business to talk about, but it is my firm belief that whenever a person has personal problems, it is my duty to at least listen to them if not try to give them some sort of advice or concolation, and since we meme with each other in some discord chat, we're basically family, so I can't just brush it off

[real tinsel]

and they sometimes make me believe in them, sometimes i notice them and don't let them cloud the real things

[placid sail]

oh, I see

[real tinsel]

aww that's really nice

[placid sail]

let me tell you, it's completely normal, you're not a psycho, and there is nothing wrong with your head at all

[real tinsel]

it's like dementia, but instead of removing my actual memories, my brain plants new ones and fogs the real ones

[scenic sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4rgTZ5GwA

[placid sail]

I can tell by merely noticing the fact that you notice that they are irrational and innapropriate sometimes; the problems start when you don't notice it anymore and just take them by their word, so you're actually quite sane

[real tinsel]

like, today, the whole morning i was believing that my ex gf and i worked in a sweets shop together for the entire period of our relationship (1 year). But neither of us ever worked in a sweets shop. That didn't stop my brain from forging an entire year's worth of memories just to make me believe stuff

and midday i forgot who my brother was

like i heard his voice and for a whole minute i thought who the hell is that in our house

[placid sail]

but you did realise that isn't a real memory, correct?

[real tinsel]

sometimes this goes a bit further like my dad bought paracetamol for me yesterday because i have a fever, but i couldn't make myself take them because something convinced me there's something wrong with the paracetamol pills

[real tinsel]

yeah it took some brain power and grounding to make me realize none of it happened

i am going to a therapist for this and she said i need to see a psychotherapist too because i clearly need meds

but the thing is i know i won't trust the meds they give me either. I've kinda been dodging the psychotherapist thing because i won't take meds

[placid sail]

okay, first thing: you do need a psychotherapist, not because you're a nutjob, but because you're having issues with your mind and psyche, and they are the most appropriate specialists for that, but keep in mind that level of psychological service is, well, lacking in Russia and postsoviet space, so expect that 1) you probably won't find appropriately professional or merely fit to you specialist for the first time 2) some dudes may be very unprofessional and plainly rude, but do not let this repel you from further searching

second: the meds are not the first option of treatment and not the only one, there is a lot of research proving that psychotherapy is on par with the meds, not worse than it. BUT! doing BOTH meds and therapy is much more effective, and in some cases meds are necessary, because some problems are caused not merely by psyche but nervous system malfunctions which are much harder or just impossible to treat by therapy alone

[real tinsel]

i think mine is nervous system malfunctions because otherwise it wouldn't be episodic

or maybe it's both

[placid sail]

I mean, psyche can cause a lot of shit too

have you ever heard of psychosomatic symptoms? manifestations of different symptoms in your body which look very threatening, but it is actually just nervous system acting up because of intense stress, psychological disorder or something else which isn't exactly a "hardware malfunction"

if you ever had panic attacks, you know what I mean

so no need to think "I am fucked in the head" yet.

you should talk with your therapist about the diagnosis, firstly to understand your situation better, and secondly, to perhaps try to ease your trust issues regarding the meds by their reasoning and arguments

(and because postsoviet psychotherapists do like to shoot everything with the meds and ask questions later)

[real tinsel]

will they tell me about my diagnosis though? Wouldn't that kind of create a placebo effect?

[real tinsel]

that's just all postsoviet doctors

not only psychotherapists

[real tinsel]

oh wait that's a nocebo

[placid sail]

it is not right for me to try to diagnose you, I'm just some schmuck from the internet. but in order to try to ease up a little the notion of you being a complete fucking psycho and a menace to the society, which is not true at all, I would like to make a brief comment. having irrational thoughts is actually very common, understanding that they are not right and true sometimes is a very sane symptom too; regarding the fact that it is sometimes hard for you to do so, it may be indeed a symptom of some malfunction, BUT it isn't neccessary something bad and uncurable and very severe, because sometimes even very harsh things like psychosis can be a reaction to old trauma, chronic stress i.e. having any strange, even severely strange symptoms doesn't make you a lunatic outright. same goes for forgetting who your brother is. even the most normies of people can sometimes have episodes of derealisation/depersonalisation without any severe illness

so! what I'm telling is, there is no need to get yourself anxious and upset with the idea that there is something very wrong with you, the life is over, you're going to live on the meds for the rest of your life etc., since it may not be the case at all! and even if! which is not confirmed yet! there are some long-term problems with your psyche or your nervous system, you should not lose hope, because the psychotherapy and pharmacology made a HUGE step from even the past century, and most of such issues are curable or at the very least treatable to the point of living a healthy and enjoyable life, and my impression is, your issues are not the one which would require making you a vegetable with meds

so keep your chin up! it's going to be alright! but I would strongly advice to keep attending to your psychotherapist and try to find a common ground with him, try to understand the root of the issue and the steps needed to treat it. and if you don't feel like you're making a progress together, if you're not undrestanding their reasoning or simply don't like them or don't trust them, to try to find a better/more fitting one, and to not give up on psychotherapy if your first attempts happens to be unlucky and unproductive.

take it from me, my man! I thought at some point that there is something very wrong with my head, experienced quite alarming symptoms and being on the meds for a year, but in the end, I'm doing quite okay!

so I wish the best for you and I hope you will solve your issues like it's nothing!

holy moly that's some wall of text here, french gods have mercy on my soul

[real tinsel]

thank you for all this effort man, i really appreciate it

[placid sail]

no problem my dude, any time

[narrow lotus]

R0mania

[stone blade]

the whole construction site will be gone

[abstract path]

Even i couldn't put up such a wall >->

[sturdy otter]

Someone posted a pig in the vanilla anomaly server, it's to cute to not be shared - anyway I want bacon now

[placid sail]

piggy

[sturdy otter]

actually cute bacon

dont get me wrong i would not kill this pig, if there is already bacon from other ded pigs available, but i would be a hypocrite if i say its save, because its cute

[placid sail]

the duality of man

to pet the bacon or to eat the bacon

[sturdy otter]

only redeeming factor: the pig would do the same if it could

[placid sail]

you think the piggie would pet us?

[sturdy otter]

im sure it would

[placid sail]

piggy pets, piggy pets

[upbeat bobcat]

They are friends

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/sD8HXtzWuv8

https://youtu.be/BCSMaKWzz8Q

https://youtu.be/hXu3MzDJRy8

https://youtu.be/H1GiRwFRnt8

https://youtu.be/R_pezPCy9mE

https://youtu.be/vu7030UtHjQ

[real tinsel]

this song feels like sex

[upbeat bobcat]

ikr

[real tinsel]

where are my bitches mayoringram

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hourah-loux-godfrey-first-elden-lord-tarnished-gif-25028967

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937242111869349899/962379706714435614/YouCut_20220331_082224405.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937242111869349899/962381381814587472/MemeFeedBot-73.mov

Ishowspeed in a nutshell

[abstract path]

AHAHAHA DESERVED

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[abstract path]

That's what she gets for being a bitch to a MAN

[pastel quartz]

exactlyyyyyyyyyyyy

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867079243505598515/962418209561129040/MemeFeedBot.mov

[sturdy otter]

FYI i just got my self a bit to eat i should be less passive aggressive and more of a caring cunt than just a cunt in a bit

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/t_RbTdXZ1Lo

do ya undastaaand?

[sturdy otter]

half of it ye

[foggy rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837207335453458432/950858793745526814/the_Donbass_conflict_be_like_k.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852959527199571968/962236461984391168/X-9MFMC4LB0a7tGo.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/EX5hcbzZCow

[pastel quartz]

is that a modified SS symbol?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961314282174300170/962620356093444116/video0-3-1-2-1.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937242111869349899/959926402696773642/video0-7-1.mov

BRASS MONKEEEEEEEEEEYY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937242111869349899/959881199071944774/trim.E5CDC718-14B5-4711-9566-6D09318F0E8A.mov

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961314282174300170/962450989695238184/so_many_wtf.mp4

[real tinsel]

when did their number get out of hand

59 is a LOT

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/962200606980857916/trim.9F9EEA94-E953-4995-A5DD-B544D11DEEC0.mov

[upbeat bobcat]

[pastel quartz]

In English its Panzer can mean armour not just tank
and schreck means either scare lmao.

[pastel quartz]

Scare or fright

[pastel quartz]

50 bmg shotgun is my dream literally

[upbeat bobcat]

imagine the kick

[pastel quartz]

that would be pretty high

but maybe the shotgun could break

but if there would be an actual 50 bmg designed shotgun

and the recoil would be small

Well

just like ash 12

you know what i mean

[upbeat bobcat]

u right tho, it's more like stuffing in there, gun will actually implode if you try this way

I only tried ash in Tarkov and it was scary

https://youtu.be/ArIOOlAVxos

https://youtu.be/IAq8e4OXddk

https://youtu.be/HfFx5UvzSxc Dunno if this against politics rule but a nice meme

[real tinsel]

you're about to get banned

riiiight about now

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961314282174300170/962620356093444116/video0-3-1-2-1.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937242111869349899/959881175353143306/trim.569899C2-C13F-4E8B-A6E5-543BA61A9037.mov

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

ayy bruno where have you been

[upbeat bobcat]

Brüno were probably busy making muskles

Video is unrelated to that comment

[heady crow]

been busy this weekend and might have pushed the boundaries in search of what i can and cant post here

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/czhd1eHv6ac

[placid sail]

finnish villain

[heady crow]

one of the worst sort

[zenith grove]

i can imagine him complaining about how shit his day has been

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno why this made me laugh so much

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777453151128387604/962509429465567312/bb6fda1c5de6689d34d83c44a10c8b1a.mp4

[sturdy otter]

so thats how creative ppl feel like

[silk oracle]

That door sounded pretty sick tho

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow do you have any opinions on creamy spinach pizza?

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https://tenor.com/view/wtf-is-that-confused-gif-14675917

[real tinsel]

the way this guy says "what the fuck" is really bizarre

[placid sail]

it is because he is utterly shocked and confused

[silk oracle]

It's because the guy is dutch

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just as I am after I've imagined someone giving birth in discord vc

[real tinsel]

ahh dutch

[silk oracle]

It's from New Kids

[real tinsel]

just realized i never gave a dutch oven to my ex

oh wait no i did

life completed

[real tinsel]

people do all kinds of shit on discord vc

[silk oracle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI0YB3GelAQ

Piece of art

[placid sail]

I always thought he spelled out "what the fuck" why you have to destroy my comforting world of lies

[silk oracle]

Dont know how good it is in english, but In german its glorious

[silk oracle]

Pretty sure he still does, just in a dutch way

Hol up it aint even english lol

[real tinsel]

germans have a strange sense of humor

[silk oracle]

As a german, I can confirm. I love it tho, obscurity is my jam Also, I have looked and it seems New Kids was never dubbed in english, but there are english subtitles. If you dont mind listening to dutch or german for 1.5h, I can reaaaally reccommend watching the New Kids movies. They are absolutely hilarious and a national treasure in the Netherlands and in Germany

[upbeat bobcat]

Never thought Strelok was German sheesh

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I personally don't like german music taste
But, personally
Germans generally are nice

[real tinsel]

most germans i've seen are assholes

some are nice though

i have a german friend and he's the coolest person ever

[abstract path]

I can also agree with that

But some are nice tbh

There are either the nicest or the worst

Lmao

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and so we came to a conclusion that germans are... people

[abstract path]

Yep

I'm an exception for some reason >~>

[real tinsel]

i'm fairly certain germans and italians are a different breed

[placid sail]

To add to this a bit vague picture, some of my friends've relocated to Germany in a while and they've told me a lot of times that germans are alarmingly pedantic

[real tinsel]

so are russians

at least the ones who happened to be my teachers

[placid sail]

well, my friends are russians, and they've said sometimes they were overwhelmed with EVERYTHING being ruled, controlled, monitored, inspected, documented etc. in Germany

[real tinsel]

wow that's a bit too much

[placid sail]

to the point that if you were to be stabbed on the street, a typical german would go to a police station in a calm way and fill the 34-b(a) urban stabbing document before doing anything else

[real tinsel]

i can't even handle russians, i'd probably have several panic attacks in germany

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Remind me

[placid sail]

but they could be exaggerating

[abstract path]

Well i mean their not conpletely wrong

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their ordnung is overwhelming but pretty civilised though

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True

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while in Russia it's not as much of an order but a whole heap of turmoil, angry shouting, bureaucracy and stupidity