🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

oh christ yeah ive watched a vid about this channel at some point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEXr-zyrT8g

[ashen yacht]

Jeez isn't this meme dead yet

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/960933137121157230/274849416_458211266003340_8806177883945687624_n.mp4

ale

[abstract path]

Ale

[stone blade]

da...

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/worship-god-ale-sas-secret-adventurers-society-gif-19160867

[abstract path]

ALE BLYAT HAHAHA!

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[abstract path]

Hm what if

[abstract path]

No.

[abstract path]

Women

[abstract path]

I guess i am somewhere down the line

Lol

[placid sail]

your irl flexing vid completely destroyed femboy narrative

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/luix-dextructor-aigis-persona3-persona-luix-gif-18857598

[placid sail]

should have at least put on some programmer's socks

[abstract path]

Me: down to the bottom of the food line
Also me: yeah, i can outsmart you in one or more way

[random rapids]

Damn, I've only played one of these games.

Maybe that's a good thing.

[abstract path]

I never playd any of those games lol

[random rapids]

You're missing out.

I think.

Honestly, if I'm gonna recommend a game that everyone has to play, then it's definitely F.E.A.R.

[heady crow]

like ripping a bandaid

[abstract path]

F.E.A.R. of water

[random rapids]

No, just a weird acronym.

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

Bruno where r u getting those

[random rapids]

First Encounter Assault Recon. Dumbest title you could think of, but it's a damn good game.

[random rapids]

Still stands up today, and it came out in 2005.

[abstract path]

Aight, i will try it once i got a pc with enough CPU and specs high enough to fucken run stalker gamma

[random rapids]

NO WAY

[heady crow]

my sources are vast

[abstract path]

Vast

[random rapids]

I'm betting on Reddit.

[abstract path]

What is that

[abstract path]

Also what about your pfp

[random rapids]

Means large.

[abstract path]

Ahh

I see

[heady crow]

ah thats from a nazring remix of lag train from inabakumori

[random rapids]

The what?

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhX8hPe0vq4

[abstract path]

Aw

[heady crow]

nah mostly from random discord servers. Reddit is a hit or miss for memes

[abstract path]

meanwhile in china they are preparing for war

[heady crow]

i for one accept our new chinese overlords

[random rapids]

Look, the only Anime I've seen is GATE: Thus the JGSDF Fought here, Area 88, Gundam and Evangelion. Also Akira.

[random rapids]

I guess the Wolf Brigade counts too.

[heady crow]

chad

only watched gate, nge and wolf bridage from those

[placid sail]

the only manga I've ever read is Dorohedoro and for it alone I've forgiven weebs for their sins

[pastel quartz]

🤢

[heady crow]

ive uuh read jojos part 5 and halfway through part 7 but that was when i was like 13

[pastel quartz]

i may be homophobic but i can be tolerant but if youre a linux user youve crossed the line

[random rapids]

I haven't actually watched Jojo, at least not fully.

[heady crow]

ok but did i ever ask

[pastel quartz]

i stopped reading at part 8 because the main character was a pedophile

[heady crow]

rn rewatching the whole series with a friend since he hasnt seen it

[heady crow]

chad

[random rapids]

Hey! Spoilers!

[placid sail]

huh. jojo is that old?

[pastel quartz]

gappy may have almost had sex with a kid but hes hot

[heady crow]

how old do you think i am?

[pastel quartz]

people post this then do nothing with their life

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937631824040034365/948726980977778718/Untitled735_20220130141052.gif

[random rapids]

Every day, the sinners gain more control.

[heady crow]

me

[pastel quartz]

🤢

[random rapids]

Help the man up, man.

[pastel quartz]

why are you so retarded?

[random rapids]

I agree.

[placid sail]

that's a tricky question. you look 25-30 for me, but you might as well be 6 since I'm very bad at guessing people's age

[heady crow]

bold claim to make of someone based on the memes he sends

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

youre very clearly a PATHETIC, and a LOSR

[random rapids]

You've got him, man.

[heady crow]

also since we got that new upload limit i can actually send the vid of me flexing with it embedding

[random rapids]

He's DEAD.

[heady crow]

will need to rerecord it tho. The setup was fuckall scuffed

[heady crow]

clearly

[placid sail]

you're a big meanie

[upbeat bobcat]

Channel's name is brainfart so

Who isn't retarded here

[placid sail]

so start farting boy

nooooo I was watching that revengeance meme :(

[upbeat bobcat]

[random rapids]

The Jannies are here.

[heady crow]

god it kills me to have that msg as the first one that popped up

[scenic sable]

Keep it clean, you animals. Or else you all go to horny jail.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[placid sail]

so apparently f-word is outlawed

[radiant grove]

where boobs

[heady crow]

its #🎪bruh-fart do you expect anything else of us?

[random rapids]

That's fffffffreaking unbelievable.

[heady crow]

i hope tomboys arent outlawed yet

maybe i shouldnt share my thigh high pics here then

[stone blade]

man

fuck y'all's pings

[random rapids]

Huh, I haven't even posted anything yet. I'm as neutral as Switzerland.

[placid sail]

truly, we live in the darkest of timelines

[heady crow]

this is quite literially george orwells book titled 1984

[random rapids]

"I haven't read it, but I imagine that this what the book would be like."

[heady crow]

[scenic sable]

@heady crow @placid sail
You can drool over your femboys as much as you want, but don't post sexually explicit content about it. Capiché?

[placid sail]

aaah I see, sheriff

wait, did we post anything even slightly sexually explicit at all?

whatever, don't remember already

https://coub.com/view/304vcm

[scenic sable]

Those who did will know. That's why I went in and erased a bunch.

[placid sail]

hwu @scenic sable ?

no wait

how are you

ye, that's whay I was trying to say

[scenic sable]

It's fine. And you?

[placid sail]

yeah, I'm fine too! productive day of work for a change

[heady crow]

i think we have differing opinions on what constitutes as sexually explicit content but ill try to be more careful next time

ty for the heads up

[stone blade]

oh noe

[heady crow]

often said to be a result of a tiny amount of trollage

[heady crow]

the only radio channel i listen to is called nostalgia :chad

one third of the songs they play is just dolly parton

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uy3NNZknq8

[grizzled meadow]

I'm in love + Hotline Miami 2 OST supremacy

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/31pd0m

[abstract path]

Hotline miami ost=yes

[abstract path]

AYO----

This dude prolly exercising in church xD

[radiant grove]

he rips trees out of the ground

[abstract path]

Holy shit nooooooo

Wait does that mean if i dig myself into the ground will he pull me out?

[radiant grove]

are you a tree

[abstract path]

Maybe

Maybe I'm a stump

[radiant grove]

yes or no

[abstract path]

Yes

[radiant grove]

ok

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/n52MADpXYT8

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/Wl6utFejqOY

[placid sail]

thought about this vid too

[grizzled meadow]

We have another man of culture here

[placid sail]

I was confused recently why can't I find this vid on anonymoose's channel, thanks to you I know why now

oh wait it wasn't anonymoose either, it was mowtendoo

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's Mowtendoo

Unfortunately the old channel is closed

I guess for copyright

That video in particular was taken down (I guess, again) for copyright as well

[placid sail]

they can take the video down

but they can never take our freedom

https://youtu.be/8XOa5XXCliU

[grizzled meadow]

im gay 🔥

[placid sail]

oh god it's stuck in my head now thnx a ton for posting this, it was a nice thing to remember

[grizzled meadow]

I KNOW

I have it on loop

I can't stop it

I'M NOT A DOCTOR OH NO

This-this what it does dummy

INTERNET!

[placid sail]

my sides help

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT?

Obrigado!

It's so catchy I can't even

[placid sail]

so that's what he was saying with a cocktail lmao

[grizzled meadow]

I guess it's that, yes

After hearing about 100 times I think it's that

My body is so powerful I need to use more than a powerful smell and Old Spice products to cover my powerful body - POWER (I'm going by ear, it's not easy )

[placid sail]

I think there also was a good remix of terry's muscle music video on mowtendo, but I can't find it anymore

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xazm2BAPyAQ

This?

[placid sail]

oh my god

how the fuck

[grizzled meadow]

INTERNET!

[placid sail]

SAUSAGES

[grizzled meadow]

WE ARE ON THE INTERNET!

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/T3iHxLs5maM

such a nostalgic channel

[grizzled meadow]

I practically grew up with Mowtendoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8BfhovmSXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM (my favorite one, the description cracks me up to this day, I love it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrQgCz_Hr2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE3a7twiwTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LWpGhykmtk (I've used this as a ringtone for I don't know how long)

[placid sail]

yeah, I was watching him around the time I was at university

dude

what about the classic

https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ

home freaking run

ah, that was amazing. bless your soul, Falco, and good night <3

[grizzled meadow]

Good night ❤️

https://youtu.be/W7-vaKv3z4Q
@heady crow

[grizzled meadow]

Already posted + this isn't even complete

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/theskeletonappears-skeleton-fire-skull-meme-gif-24753803

[upbeat bobcat]

Aldo be like

@grizzled meadow https://youtube.com/shorts/G1vumXsCBUU?feature=share

[grizzled meadow]

Love this one, certified (g)old

• literally me everyday, u wouldn't understand

[heady crow]

Why does that only have 100k views

[abstract path]

Lmao

GAMERS, ALLIGN!

[abstract path]

Oh wait why is there the anti gay pass-

Wtf-

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323779754513924106/961002222328610906/igVideo-2.mp4

oh noe

[abstract path]

Brah

->

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/961054865491116102/YouArentMakingSense_2.mp4

[stone blade]

SHAME

jk

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673472807740637214/961182332767850557/boobicats-06042022-0001.mp4

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790583051201282058/961070457300336690/unknown.png?width=436&height=582

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

my low elo - stuck dog

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/-Q-TojZVZIE

[placid sail]

you're about to be spanked

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow is it true about italians having massive chode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTjbwg48JuE

[abstract path]

https://youtube.com/short00s/lWh6ZnQp8pM?feature=share
Grok should add gloves xD

[grizzled meadow]

Everyone in here be like

[azure estuary]

This chat is the 100 Rads Bar bruh.

[abstract path]

Facts

[stone blade]

yeah that's me, how did you know

[real tinsel]

if rules weren't meant to be broken then why can i break them

[stone blade]

khajit has wares if you have coin

[placid sail]

seems biased

[real tinsel]

ah to be a cursed creature and to eternally live in a forest

[random rapids]

Nah, it's totally true.

[real tinsel]

half of it was taken from russian forests

[placid sail]

I mean, european folklore has lots of cursed shit

[real tinsel]

i honestly doubt cursed creatures would be able to survive russians though

[random rapids]

Us Czechs have a weird Wendigo-like creature that snatches up kids if they wander into the forest at night.

My Grandma had a little wooden statue of it and it was terrifying.

Its name was 'Hejkal', which roughly translates to 'Weeper' or 'Screamer'.

[real tinsel]

we have baba yaga, it used to make me shit myself as a kid. I always stayed up late until 3-4 am (this is like 6-7 years old) and whenever i'd hear anything i would just go look out the window to see if baba yaga came for me

[random rapids]

Ah, Baba Yaga. A classic!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-yaga-vasilisa-prekrasnaya-vasilisa-the-beautiful-witches-witch-gif-11898078

[random rapids]

I remember that movie!

I watched that as a kid.

Man, time flies.

[real tinsel]

they said she comes at night on her flying broom and steals kids who aren't sleeping then takes them to her cave and makes them into a soup

[real tinsel]

what's it called

[random rapids]

I wasn't really afraid of Folklore creatures when I was a kid.

[random rapids]

I don't remember.

[real tinsel]

i was

but my curiosity always got the best of me

[random rapids]

But I do know that the movie also featured Grandfather Winter.

The Russian Santa, basically.

[real tinsel]

i wanted to see baba yaga so much that i didn't care she would make me into human soup

[random rapids]

Heh.

Curiosity killed the cat, as they say.

[random rapids]

Y'know, I used to be deathly afraid of Zombies when I was little.

[heady crow]

Youll get used to it

[random rapids]

It was after some shitty flash game I played that I developed this fear.

[real tinsel]

kind of yes. I always want to see things even when i know they're likely to get me into trouble

[heady crow]

I meant khaaytil

[placid sail]

poor baba yaga had a breakdown after some kid was shouting MAKE ME INTO THE GODDAMN SOUP YOU WENCH at 3 am near her cave

[random rapids]

Floppa will fall and Bingus will rise.

[real tinsel]

for me it was plants vs zombies. After i saw the zombies come out of ground, i was very afraid of being on the ground when i was alone

[random rapids]

That's right.

And she commands the house.

[random rapids]

Well, until one dude decides to beat her up.

[real tinsel]

ohh now i get what you mean

[placid sail]

listen, it's khaaytil's journey to the soup, not mine

though I'm more used to baba yaga with a mobile house too

[real tinsel]

aw man i've been lied to

cave sounds creepier to me though. Hut with chicken legs is too hilarious

[random rapids]

That's the point.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-yaga-babka-yozhka-izbushka-late-running-gif-12692765

[real tinsel]

how is this supposed to scare me

[placid sail]

being eaten is the main thrilling point

[real tinsel]

or any kid really

[placid sail]

walking house is more of a flex, really

[random rapids]

Hey, man, kids get scared of everything.

I should know- I used to be one.

[placid sail]

because thus baba yaga can commit tax fraud on unprecedented scale

[random rapids]

I like the whole idea of Baba Yaga still being a thing in the modern day.

Spaces, my friend.

[placid sail]

If I remember correctly, you have to issue a specific command to the house so it would rotate or rise up/down

[random rapids]

Indeed.

[placid sail]

избушка-избушка, повернись ко мне передом, к лесу задом!

[random rapids]

However, anyone could use the command.

You could be a total random dude and still command the Chicken hut if you knew the words.

[placid sail]

I mean, isn't smart houses' security notoriously bad?

[random rapids]

It's known for it.

[real tinsel]

i wouldn't trust anything that's smarter than me

[random rapids]

That sounds... Interesting.

[placid sail]

well that's a rather low bar to achieve inniiiiiiiiit

||jk||

[real tinsel]

aw rude

[placid sail]

it was just a prank baby I swear

[real tinsel]

very rude

[random rapids]

(It wasn't.)

[placid sail]

haha, I live here

sobs

[random rapids]

Do we?

I could swear I'm in - - - - - - - right now.

You're very close.

[real tinsel]

aside from being faulty that's a shitty technology to be honest

if you have a family of 4, they each have to register their face?

what

[abstract path]

What

[real tinsel]

that would be very inappropriate

[abstract path]

Sorry it just slipped

Hol on

I have unseen my crap

[random rapids]

You have what.

Excuse me?

[abstract path]

You have seen nothing

[placid sail]

we have a regular magnetic lock with code input in my apartments, it gets broken once in a month or two by local hobos and drunkards who wish to enjoy the warmth and comfort of our stairs

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

so it doesn't really matter whether there is a code input or face recognition

the hobos will have their way

[abstract path]

Hell >->

[real tinsel]

my ex's building has that too and whenever i'd visited her, instead of waiting for her to come down, i'd just ask some random person sitting on the bench if they have the key to the door and they thought i live there and would just give me the key

i did this like 20 times, never any suspicions

[abstract path]

Damn

[placid sail]

that's some trusting people almost gullible

[real tinsel]

they probably thought i live there because of how many times i "forgot" my key

[abstract path]

I agree

[real tinsel]

the only time someone did become suspicious was when i entered the elevator with 2 girls. They started talking to each other saying "who's this?" etc and i pretended to not understand them

[random rapids]

Based.

I'd tell you why, but I'd get muted.

[real tinsel]

it's funny how so many people think azeris don't understand russian. Like, we used to be a soviet country ffs of course half the country knows russian

oh no

they were very wide

and i'm a rather skinny person

i would become katlet in 2 seconds

[random rapids]

The good kind of Wide?

You know what I mean.

[real tinsel]

slightly less than good

[random rapids]

I see, I see.

He sees right through you.

[real tinsel]

okay genius what's behind me then

[random rapids]

A wall.

[real tinsel]

HA no it's the chair i'm sitting on

[random rapids]

And behind that chair is a wall.

[real tinsel]

no it's a window

[random rapids]

Which is on a wall.

[real tinsel]

damn he must be pretty good

[random rapids]

I know, right?

Oh, hey- the Firefighters are doing their training again.

[real tinsel]

for once i'd like to find someone who's skinnier than me

all the women in my country are thicc as fuck

[random rapids]

Go to Slovakia.

You will be satisfied.

[real tinsel]

they want to be skinny like me and i want to be at least a bit less skinny

or thicc, thicc would be fine with me

then i could seduce bruno

[placid sail]

reject the mainstream thinking
embrace being the stickman

[random rapids]

Me.

[placid sail]

flails proudly on the wind

[random rapids]

Used to be skinny as hell, my ribs showed and I was basically a skeleton.

[real tinsel]

stickman is good but when your girlfriend literally carries you on her arms that kind of feels...off

[random rapids]

Crazy times.

[real tinsel]

it is hot, no arguing about that

but it feels weird

[random rapids]

Hey, man, gender roles get switched all the time.

You don't need to be some Macho man.

[real tinsel]

yeah if i stayed with her a couple more years she was gonna fuck me in the ass

[random rapids]

Well, if that's your thing.

[placid sail]

his country is quite traditional though if I'm not mistaken

[real tinsel]

it is but i don't care

[random rapids]

Yeah, same here.

[placid sail]

JACKPOT BABY

[random rapids]

Post-Socialist countries don't have it easy.

[real tinsel]

her fingers were already playing around my dangerous places

[real tinsel]

that's why i said this

[random rapids]

You should've retaliated.

A little, at least.

[real tinsel]

i did, she didn't like it either

not gonna lie i thought having a finger in your ass actually would feel good. It doesn't

[random rapids]

Weed whackers are deadly, man.

[real tinsel]

not deadlier than chainsaw though

[random rapids]

Still better than unarmed.

Or, y'know, bring a knife.

Why would you bring a knife to a chainsaw fight?

[real tinsel]

"used to" does that mean those were her last words?

[random rapids]

Just bring a gun and get it over with.

[real tinsel]

you could throw the knife at them

[random rapids]

They can throw the Chainsaw.

[real tinsel]

yes but knife is faster

also chainsaw is heavy. If you keep your distance, they can't throw it at you

[random rapids]

You know what also isn't heavy? A bullet.

[real tinsel]

aw i'm sorry

[real tinsel]

it's easier to acquire a knife than a gun though

[random rapids]

Depends on where you live.

A gun is a time-heavy investment, whilst a knife is a skill-heavy investment.

London.

We really do live in a Society.

[placid sail]

inniiiiit

[real tinsel]

this has more bri'ish energy

[gloomy roost]

The laugh at the end always gets me

[abstract path]

Sameeeee

[stone blade]

wrong voiceover

[real tinsel]

shut up

[stone blade]

yeah , n o

[real tinsel]

shut

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nQbB1L_2Q

[stone blade]

yeah same

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/911214261798314013/951582366349013043/c35sbka75em81.png

[real tinsel]

try lighting it up with a lighter

[heady crow]

like in top gear?

[real tinsel]

in TOP GEAR

[random rapids]

I wish mine are Sour cream & Onion.

[heady crow]

salt and vinegar for me

or however the flavour was called

[real tinsel]

i hope mine is paprika and they put it inside my urethra

i love paprika

[real tinsel]

why do videos stuck for me sometimes and don't load until i change channels

[random rapids]

'Cause it's Discord.

[real tinsel]

i'd be the middle guy

my dick isn't that big and veiny but it isn't a cuck-size dick either. Just your above average dick

[placid sail]

important information

i an drunk

[heady crow]

Maybe thats for the better considering that you like to talk here

[placid sail]

it was great, we went to that cool mexican restaurant with my friend

it has such a cool atmosphere abd I had two long islands

props of being very skinny, getting drunk is cheap

the best part about getting wasted isn't even the drunk high

it's the social

uhhhh

disabling of restrictions, if you get what I mean

[placid sail]

I wish I was that open when I'm sober

also? stress relief

[placid sail]

okay which one of you want to converse with a drunk russian in voice chat

come one, one of a time deal

damn guys you're missing out

[heady crow]

Aalright lemme get on my pc

[heady crow]

Already been in bed for like 30 mins

[placid sail]

listen, it's important that you leavve your bed and do something relaxing and and agitating for half an hour aif you can't get aslepp for half an hour

ortherwise you can get condigional behaviour of being afraid to fell asleep in your bed

[heady crow]

important distinction, ive been shitposting and reading in bed for around 30 mins

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/676115256967299094/957355349151715338/Videoleap-E5FB0700-9FD6-435A-A713-C2B8909B107D-1.mov

[tawdry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/the-batman-pattinson2021-gif-18213870

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/extra-thicc-aku-gif-13935596

[grizzled meadow]

^

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/-Q-TojZVZIE

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-dumptruck-jerma985-gif-24328947

[grizzled meadow]

(G)old

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344774389935374337/961404078028648488/meow_-_Copy_-_Copy.mp4

[gloomy roost]

t0xic

[grizzled meadow]

Let's go

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/bsmk2VMxS4Q

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/RQmEERvqq70

[upbeat bobcat]

This was creepy ngl

Holy shit this is creepy

https://youtu.be/Am8WyGZr7PA

[real tinsel]

fine, i'll go build a house then die in a war

[heady crow]

o7

Thank you for your sacrifice

[real tinsel]

i want my death to be epic though so that i'm remembered for like 5 years or something

2 years is also acceptable

[heady crow]

Youll forever be in my thoughts dw

[real tinsel]

aww i want you to smash my head between your thighs now

[heady crow]

One thing at a time

[real tinsel]

and not that puny "your thighs are so hot i've got the hardest boner" thigh smash but the "please stop please stop please stop my eyes are starting to pop pleasepleasepleaseplaease" kind of thigh smash

[heady crow]

We can make that happen but id prefer the first one

[real tinsel]

yeah okay not everyone can handle my fetishes i guess

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

$30 is a lot of money for a haircut

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

[real tinsel]

holy shit

holy shit

remove the peepee piss part and replace it with "punch my chest until my ribs crack" and that's how i want to go

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-worried-scared-look-gif-23041456

[upbeat bobcat]

Truth

Except I can't pay for sub anymore cuz no regional pricing

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297749704920399874/961500338316271646/please_euthanize_me_nya.mp4

[heady crow]

Me asf

[real tinsel]

holy shit i found the movie that scared the shit out of me as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3vPyhX1Pps

[ashen yacht]

Lol

It's a classic

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/961601557655330907/0F080854-816C-4352-A37B-FCC39953EE98.png

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/961601557655330907/0F080854-816C-4352-A37B-FCC39953EE98.png

[grizzled meadow]

Every time

[heady crow]

still think about the quest with the drunken priest pretty early on into the story

man what a storyline and cutscene

[real tinsel]

you lied to me ruski man

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-evil-laugh-fire-flames-burning-gif-24546963

[real tinsel]

give me back my 383 kb internet data. Now.

[placid sail]

played you like a fiddle

[real tinsel]

you will pay

[placid sail]

uses khaaytil's internet data for nefarious purposes buhahahaha

[dire mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/played-fiddle-mad-tricked-mgs-v-ground-zeroes-gif-17339391

[real tinsel]

don't touch him, he's done nothing to you

leave my internet data alone

[abstract path]

Oop-

[placid sail]

unless you're a muslim

iirc, their hell is very cold, contrary to western image of hell

[upbeat bobcat]

I finna go to hell then thanks

[abstract path]

NO HORNY BLYAT

[random rapids]

Jesus Christ, they all look the same.

[abstract path]

Mk

[random rapids]

The Anime Girls, I mean.

[abstract path]

Ik

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

:3333333 mega pog moment

[abstract path]

Whoa

[grizzled meadow]

That's true

[grizzled meadow]

I hate and love Dark Souls for this game, the art in this one is astounding and thanks to FromSoftware we have this game

But at the same time fuck off Dark Souls and your shitty difficulty because now we can't have a fucking simple platform without having every enemy taking just one hit to kill us

[heady crow]

There are enemies in blasphemous that can one hit you?

[atomic scarab]

dank

[grizzled meadow]

It was an example, stick to the difficulty part

[heady crow]

Sir yes sir. Thankful that i dont have to go through one hitting enemies in blasphemous like in ds

Btw falco whats your name on steam?

We seem to play the same games so

[placid sail]

https://2ch.hk/tv/src/2806487/16488139280050.mp4

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/957724536281923645/c6e9a10cccac94aff8ab817d38875cc35fa2fd6db1d742b74bc2b283dac1fd04_1.gif.gif

[zenith wagon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926994446803955732/931700191055192094/horse3.gif

[placid sail]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RRzoTbo5vLQ?feature=share

[heady crow]

I need cock slayer

[real tinsel]

i need cock bruno

[real tinsel]

why would anyone have that as a fetish

[abstract path]

Masochissts -_-

Male masochissts

[radiant grove]

balls of steel

[real tinsel]

did you just assume their gender

very rude

[radiant grove]

cancelled

[real tinsel]

absolutely telling the twitter police

[abstract path]

Balls= male

Makes sense to me

[real tinsel]

so women can't have balls?!!!

that's it

say goodbye to your job

[abstract path]

I never had a job

Neither a life ;^;
So there is nothing to say goodbye to

[real tinsel]

say goodbye to your education too

[abstract path]

I already said goodbye

[real tinsel]

and your any future job stuff i don't know

[placid sail]

say goodbye to your balls

[real tinsel]

i don't live in america

[abstract path]

[radiant grove]

i dont get why people write they're taken on discord

[abstract path]

I dont live where u live either

Neither in murica

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-glover-dancing-childish-gambino-this-gif-11850103

[abstract path]

I live in germany

The country of "peace"

[radiant grove]

no balls then

[placid sail]

why the quotes

[abstract path]

I didn't need them

[real tinsel]

ball squeezing actually feels good so that's an acceptable fetish

[abstract path]

Yes

[real tinsel]

ball kicking is just too much

[abstract path]

Why comment on it in the first place? Sus

[placid sail]

I though living in germany is pretty WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT BALLS FOR A QUICK SECOND

[real tinsel]

that's just straight pain really

[radiant grove]

are there any humans in germany

[placid sail]

username checks out

[abstract path]

Yeah, ofc

[radiant grove]

proof?

[abstract path]

Uh well
Me?-

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

so why the quotes?

[abstract path]

Cuz idk, too much peace, too much boredom

[radiant grove]

proof?

[abstract path]

Idek qhat to play or do and my bf is asleep too

[real tinsel]

oh i thought he quoted because of ww2

[abstract path]

Lmao

[radiant grove]

oh are you a women

[placid sail]

living in peace and boredom is probably the best thing

[abstract path]

in a way, yes

[radiant grove]

then its official

there are no humans in germany

[abstract path]

XD

[real tinsel]

yeah it's weird how some people want fights and shit

[abstract path]

Humanity is shit sometimes i'll tell you that

[radiant grove]

its fun

[placid sail]

as long as you're a desensitized internet dweller, who feels not for other human suffering and death, sure

[real tinsel]

you'll stop thinking like that as soon as you see some real war

[radiant grove]

cool

[gloomy roost]

We all just gotta be united through some big glowing stone to come together huh

[real tinsel]

that's very hot babe

when

[abstract path]

Monolit!

[heady crow]

@abstract path 🤨

[abstract path]

Don't-

[placid sail]

just a really tall pile of gold coins, like a mountain high

[abstract path]

I didn't say anything, you didn't see anything-

[real tinsel]

i did haha

[abstract path]

Repost

[heady crow]

Yes

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-sparkle-colgate-teeth-gif-16543226

[grizzled meadow]

I didn't see it so I hope it wasn't anything insulting

[heady crow]

Been thinking of remaking the meme but with a similiar scene from anabasis

[abstract path]

It wasn't, really >~>

[heady crow]

Remember snitches get stiches

[real tinsel]

no he wrote "uwu" to bruno's touch me thingy

[heady crow]

Swedistan

[abstract path]

It was not the uwu-

It wash the owo

[grizzled meadow]

Follow Florkofcows on FB, best comics in the world

[abstract path]

Oooo

Alrighty x3

Seems good

[real tinsel]

there's something extremely hilarious about someone getting hit in the head with a blunt metallic object

[abstract path]

And that is?

[real tinsel]

the "dong" sound it makes is fucking hilarious

[gloomy roost]

Why maces got invented right

[abstract path]

It does
It really fucking does

[real tinsel]

no makes don't make the dong sound

[abstract path]

How about a massive pan

[real tinsel]

something like a pan or metal pipe is funny

[abstract path]

Then smash it into someones forehead

Mega smack

[abstract path]

Bro I atleast admit it-

[heady crow]

Chad

[real tinsel]

says the guy who sent me his nudes

[heady crow]

Well

[abstract path]

XD

[abstract path]

Holy

[real tinsel]

where did he go

[placid sail]

who knows

[real tinsel]

aw

i don't look like one

my body produces so much hair that my skin can't breath

[gloomy roost]

Ye, wish I could delete my facial hair tbh

[placid sail]

he did it agaaaaaaaain
https://youtu.be/hIA4KYiHHlU

[heady crow]

Been deleting my leg hair recently

[upbeat bobcat]

Here we go again

[grizzled meadow]

ymfah at the top of his game in this one

[scenic sable]

Many stories are told about Arthur and the more popular knights at the roundtable—but very little is known about the much less talked about knight in charge of maintaining and caring for the table itself:

Sir Com-ferrance

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Standing+here+i+realize+its+not+very+effective_9f2a38_9415173.mp4

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-camelot-dance-monty-python-dance-camelot-medieval-gif-17123270

[real tinsel]

YES i was hoping it would be stains of time

[heady crow]

Dw someday ill find a version of the meme without it being bait

[real tinsel]

what do you mean

[heady crow]

The original

Without there being a bait in the end

Like this for example

[gloomy roost]

Slaaneshian rat

[heady crow]

Slaneesh corrupted skaven :yep

[real tinsel]

i prefer there being stains of time in the end

[undone wave]

Are you smarter than 5 gay rats?

[real tinsel]

are you?

[heady crow]

Debatable

[undone wave]

Maybe

[real tinsel]

if the rats are gay that means they must know something that i don't

[undone wave]

Average tarkov enjoyer

[undone wave]

Tarkov gamers when their favorite strimmer stops W keying for 2 seconds to listen for sound.

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnC7QPnKWdc ivan the previosly muted sends his regards

[severe linden]

https://youtu.be/IONuLajKRdE

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam thats old af

[real tinsel]

this be new emote

i demand

[grizzled meadow]

Muted? Why?

[abstract path]

I want the original tune -3-

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc

[heady crow]

dont remember

muted by aldo

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc

[abstract path]

Yay

[grizzled meadow]

[abstract path]

Thanks

[abstract path]

[scenic sable]

He wrote sexually explicit stuff in off-topic.

[heady crow]

ahh alright alright

now i remember

[grizzled meadow]

Alright then

[abstract path]

God.
Why did he?

[scenic sable]

Probably really horny.

[abstract path]

Omg

Down bad POV

Really

[abstract path]

[heady crow]

d1 :sadge

[abstract path]

I even still know that part in lilo and stitch

[heady crow]

also @grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

Isn't that destiny?

[heady crow]

yeah destiny 1

[random rapids]

It is.

[abstract path]

I guessed right

[heady crow]

man the old raid armour too :(

[abstract path]

Because it couldn't have been destiny 2 -w-

[random rapids]

God, I forgot that character's name, I just remember that he's a fuckin' badass.

And, like me, he loves grenades.

[heady crow]

you forgor 💀

[abstract path]

I love shields and swords.

[random rapids]

Pfeh.

[heady crow]

scout rifles are goated in d1

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/7oRn8HTkam8

[random rapids]

Man, I remember when Destiny was good.

[abstract path]

While i had the jade rabbit in d2 ;w;

I even had a special skin for it...it looked so DAMN fucking good

[heady crow]

i used to play a fuckton of d1 back in the day

[undone wave]

I was a borderlands 2 gamer

[heady crow]

never got into d2 too much

[random rapids]

I used to play Warframe 24/7.

[abstract path]

I got into d2 a bit but it's boring when you don't even have the money for any of the dlc's

[undone wave]

I have 4k+ hours on tf2, before it went to shit

[random rapids]

Got really far, then didn't give a fuck for three years, came back, did nothing and left again.

[heady crow]

oh god i still remember looking at the bungie forums back in d1

the comments were all

[abstract path]

Lol

[heady crow]

NINJAS PLAY FOR FREE

[abstract path]

XD

[heady crow]

bcs of fucking warframe players

[abstract path]

Wtf

AAAA

[random rapids]

Hehe.

Destiny vs Warframe arguments were fun.

[abstract path]

Ik that it might be inspired by warframe

BUT WHY?!?!

[random rapids]

Ninjas, man.

They play for free.

[abstract path]

Yeah yeah well what about xbox? XD

[random rapids]

Wizard Space Ninajs in Exo-suits.

[abstract path]

Can take em apart

Humans are predictable unlike anomalies

[random rapids]

Man, Warframe used to be so good.

[abstract path]

Ye i saw it

[random rapids]

But they just kept adding stuff, and more levels and more planets...

[abstract path]

Yeah..

[random rapids]

It just got annoying. You were getting to the end and then they went "Nope! Start grinding again, dumbass."

[abstract path]

Omg

[scenic sable]

They make money that way.

[abstract path]

Just punch the game dev

[heady crow]

btw fastwing where are you from?

[random rapids]

Oh, boy.

Salute

I come from the mighty and great Czech republic!

The home of the two-tailed lion!

[abstract path]

That sounds great

My star sign is lio so i guess that relates somewhat

[random rapids]

Oh no.

Don't tell me you're one of those people.

[abstract path]

I just happen to randomly know it, dw
I am not one of those :p

[random rapids]

Thank the gods.

[random rapids]

Also, why do you ask?

[abstract path]

If there are any ~w~

[random rapids]

We might never know.

[abstract path]

Agreed

[heady crow]

for some reason youve been giving me major finnish vibes :D

[random rapids]

We are a Mish-mash of multiple countries, after all.

[abstract path]

True true

[random rapids]

But, unfortunately, I do not relate to the Finns at all.

Though, I do wish to visit sometime.

[abstract path]

Heh

Believe me

The finns have the best fucken school system rn

And they even get longer breaks

I think

[random rapids]

So I've heard.

[abstract path]

Me too

I kinda want to finnish school rn

So i won't have to do fucken homework at all

Instead stay longer in school and learn

Yeah fuck the person that inventet homework, he can homework somehwere else because i ain't doin it

Lol

Anyway we should take this to #╟❓general-offtopic

[random rapids]

Yessir.

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285877722801111041/955070828326846544/lifeofaserb.mp4

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[real tinsel]

he's right

[real tinsel]

i was watching this 10 minutes ago

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937766572657872907/960870982761975889/a.gif

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-this-gif-21791540

[upbeat bobcat]

[abstract path]

Pff-

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919723611948974170/961171618074329129/Gone.mp4

https://coub.com/view/2uf356

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/961738596228931684/ye83i3v.mp4

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919723611948974170/961285445004709958/snailchance.mp4

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/961032377134633000/VID_20220403_182855_276.mp4

https://youtu.be/tRmyenba6bs

[real tinsel]

this just proves that no matter where you're born, however isolated it is, you'll eventually end up liking trucks and become a trucker

it's just the natural calling of the man to become a trucker

you can fight it but that will only delay the inevitable

[grizzled meadow]

And it will come

Like a flood of pain

Pouring down on me

And it will not let up until the end is here

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/Jnro2BunjYo

https://youtu.be/OFvCkxmDtvE

https://youtu.be/--X-Xg6yPEs

[stone blade]

bullshit

[random rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764905937629741118/961651024551088238/The-last-meme-you-saved-is-the-reason-why-Fbi-is-banging-through-your-door-1974.png

[stone blade]

lol

[heady crow]

woulndt have expected for that to be the reason id go to jail

now i can understand ivan going

[stone blade]

:DDDDDD

[random rapids]

They always find a reason.