#🎪bruh-fart

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river zealot
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xalrider's car as soon as he enters romania

naive bison
river zealot
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weightwise

naive bison
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🤏🏿

pale ingot
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osaka is always getting closer xal

dusk sentinel
high wing
fading portal
high wing
drifting mantle
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Crazy levels of Autism

fluid heron
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alright lets see if kenshi creashes

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it works

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it works really fucking well

naive bison
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Test

river zealot
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Received

drifting mantle
primal kayak
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What did xal do this time

drifting mantle
primal kayak
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Indeed you did

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My bad

raven python
drifting mantle
naive bison
drifting mantle
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@prisma venture

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Antother banger video from this random dude

narrow lotus
toxic sundial
primal rapids
toxic sundial
drifting mantle
high wing
naive bison
lucid tiger
brave bolt
slender girder
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@ancient gorge @robust summit

primal rapids
primal kayak
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Did destiny finally die?

proven crown
frail kettle
primal kayak
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They milked that shit dry

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Just wait until destiny 3

proven crown
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Reminds me of how my brother quit League of Legends.
He was introduced by a friend who quit after my brother got hooked.
When my brother got someone else hooked, he stopped feeling the urge to play.
And then he realised:
A Soul for a Soul.

primal kayak
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Never spend money on live service games

wooden harbor
primal kayak
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There's a 60% discount tho

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This is just the regular price

proven crown
frail kettle
prisma venture
ruby minnow
frail kettle
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same

ruby minnow
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"Going to the military"

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"Getting married"

frail kettle
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"She left me and took the children"

ruby minnow
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such great ways to get a nice bike for cheap

naive bison
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Tekken 8 discount notification

drifting mantle
# proven crown

I pray this day will come for all, that still couldn't escape from tarkov

ruby minnow
drifting mantle
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Lock in boys

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brave bolt
lusty hazel
stoic girder
naive bison
dusk sentinel
cedar ridge
slender girder
naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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when you backtalk to your mom cause you're taller than her now

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so she genuinely hits a raging demon on you

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still the most aura filled move in gaming

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the sound effect is legendary

gleaming grove
dusk raven
naive bison
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do people in america just not know how to cook? @thick wadi

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this is genuinely bizzare to me

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do you guys get fucking doordash for lunch?

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like he has to be trolling, right?

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is a fridge like a late game unlock in the US?

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right now all i eat is leftovers, and it's not particularly expensive either
frozen vegetable mix
white rice
chicken breast
salt
pepper
oil

drifting mantle
# naive bison <@602878702409351199>

I mean... We all have encountered people like this
We usually call this "bad faith" but it's really just retardation
Failing to grasp the simplest concepts, even if you lay it out for them

dusk raven
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what started this

naive bison
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"people do not have the time to cook"
do you live at work?

naive bison
dusk raven
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L

drifting mantle
naive bison
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like the economy in the US and affordability is definitely bad, but why do people just decide to cry and shit their pants instead of trying to do something, like spending less money?

dusk raven
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they need to eat what they want and save money

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you don't get it

raven python
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ppl live at work

naive bison
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when i was a kid and had very little money, i was doing most of the shopping for the family, and i would know the best prices for everything, and would make like 3-5 trips to different stores on foot to make sure i got the best deals

raven python
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average us citizen works 46 hours a week + put in the commute times

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its like insanely exaggerated

dusk raven
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i cracked the code as a kid
not have lunch so i can spend my lunch money in the arcade

naive bison
lusty hazel
naive bison
raven python
lusty hazel
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like you can find cheaper ones that are the exact same

naive bison
dusk raven
naive bison
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heard of meal prep?

drifting mantle
naive bison
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buy some fucking tupperware plastic containers

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make meals

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put em in the fridge

lusty hazel
raven python
# dusk raven meal prep

meal prep is imo disgusting it ried doing it once and its just bad to have refrigerated food

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cooking the food and eating it there is ideal

dusk raven
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how hard is it to make a sandwich

naive bison
raven python
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a sandwich doesnt have nutrition bro

dusk raven
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wake up like 30min earlier and make a sandwich if you want same day shipping

raven python
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i be cooking

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insane shi

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at home

naive bison
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cook rice, chicken, vegetables

raven python
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if i put that shit in the fridge its gonna taste like shit

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yes i do that but i dont blame ppl for saying they dont have time

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i speedrun everything

naive bison
raven python
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but i cant pack real food at work

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a sandwich is fine i guess

naive bison
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soup reheats very well for example

raven python
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bro the work microwaves

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are always disgusting

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unwashed

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id rather eat from the floor

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than use the work microwave

naive bison
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or CONTAINERS

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so the food doesnt make contact with the microwave

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are you retarded?

raven python
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no the disgusting grease just radiates off the walls of the microwave

drifting mantle
naive bison
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stop bullshitting

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or crying

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or both

raven python
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it has a aura

naive bison
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im losing braincells

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what are yo ueven saying

raven python
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no ur just mad for no reason now

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and unreasonable

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i never ordered food in my entire life and im probably 80 kg lighter than you so i dont think you should tell me

naive bison
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???

raven python
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how to feed myself

dusk raven
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just don't work
dumb fucking retards

naive bison
raven python
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im just telling you its reasonable to not have time in big 26 cause theres ppl who sleep 10 hours a day after 10+ hours of insane work

dusk sentinel
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Likely ragebait

dusk raven
raven python
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the guy in the pic is sped sure i dont deny that

naive bison
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all my work lunches were home-cooked food from the day before

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like im sorry, if you are in a situation where you cant cook the day before for work, or cook enough food for the week

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that just means you are in a situation where you eat ZERO homecooked food

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if you can cook ANY food, that means you can cook enough for the week.

frail scaffold
drifting mantle
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There is no other option

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none

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zero

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it's either doordash or starving

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imagine reheating your food... I rather neck myself

raven python
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i literally said before its way more ideal making food for urself every day instead of reheating food AT work which is disgusting

naive bison
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"no time or capacity"

image.png
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i hate taylor lorenz so much

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what a useless fucking hack

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"forced to rely"

drifting mantle
raven python
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some people rlly dont

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again theres ppl who construction site

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maxx

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like insane

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i went to work 10 hours a day for 5 days a week n then came home and slept 10 hours from exhaustion bro

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i never ordered food or anything cause i like making food but id never eat at work cause its just nasty i dunno

naive bison
naive bison
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5 days

raven python
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overtime is almost necessary 4 those kinds of jobs

naive bison
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you had tWOOOO FULL DAYS

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TO GET SOME FOOD GOING

drifting mantle
# raven python some people rlly dont

And if those people are given the choice between
a) Cooking their food beforehand and then reheat it later
or
b) Use Doordash for Fast Food
What is the better option for them?

naive bison
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that's genuinely an entire skill issue

raven python
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i got food going every day on those 4 hours left of the day

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i literally said it

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but i didnt feel good cause i had 2 hours left

naive bison
raven python
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of my day

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to do something

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2 hours is really nothing

naive bison
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by ordering doordash

naive bison
raven python
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my solution would be eating nothing at work

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no?

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im not meal prepping i just said

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its nasty

naive bison
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unlucky?

raven python
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when did any1 ever say that ill do that

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y are u tryna spinning this narrative

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for 0 reason

naive bison
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cause your little babby pallet said "yucky" 😢 🍼

drifting mantle
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I need like 20 mins to prepare meals for 2 - 4 days lmao

slender girder
raven python
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ye and r those meals as good as eating them freshly cooked absolutely not

naive bison
raven python
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theyre like

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10% of what they are

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straight out of the pan

naive bison
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cry about it, eat fresh food on weekends

raven python
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'eat fresh food on weekends' holy goyim poisoned touch bro

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the mark of the beast

drifting mantle
# naive bison i would say an hour

Well, depends on the meal and if you count all the waiting time (where you do nothing but wait)
I use recipes that take little to no time... Or require me not being there for 40 mins

raven python
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id literally rather starve than reheat things at work luckily and i mean luckily my work place had a kitchen where cooks cooked food for a low price

naive bison
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boo hoo mf

raven python
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entitled?

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this is like a normal request

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that the food tastes good

naive bison
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refrigiration exists and built the civilization

raven python
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yes refrigerations are for ingredients n shit not for whole cooked shit

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no way ur telling me u finish making mac and cheese

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and u put that shit in the fridge

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you make french fries n put them in the fridge bro?

drifting mantle
naive bison
naive bison
drifting mantle
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Bro acts like, reheating ANY meal tastes like abysmal dogshit

naive bison
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"dude mealprepping is literally impossible, how am i supposed to take ICE CREAM WITH ME?"

drifting mantle
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Does this guy answer you inital question xal?

raven python
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to ur refrigerations

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claims bro

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fridge is made for ingredients

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any cooked meal will genuienly still expire and mold after 1-2 days

drifting mantle
raven python
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even cooked rice can have a chance of going bad in just as little as 3 days

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now compare it to normal rice that shits almost infinite

naive bison
raven python
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literally public knowledge btw

drifting mantle
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I feel like America needs to be hit with another food crisis or something
The fact you guys think like this, show how detachted from reality you actually are

raven python
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im european

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retard

drifting mantle
stoic girder
drifting mantle
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European and retarded like an American

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God help us

raven python
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the fact you unironically think im american for saying 'fridged cooked food tastes like shit compared to fresh food'

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is such a self report

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youd straight up be getting exiled from any country that isnt bulgaria or some shit for saying this

raven python
stoic girder
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Some foods taste better after they have been sitting in the fridge.

raven python
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now for you if you like that

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go ahead

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i dont think so

dusk sentinel
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What, no, he's right

drifting mantle
dusk sentinel
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Most cuisines have a "put it aside and let it rest" step for many recipes

raven python
dusk sentinel
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As in, putting it in a fridge to cool it down and eating it after it "settles" for a while

raven python
dusk sentinel
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Or just putting it aside

raven python
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they just go eat big macs n store bought sandwiches

dusk sentinel
thick wadi
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being american in this community>

stoic girder
drifting mantle
stoic girder
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Extra goes into the fridge.

thick wadi
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im sorry the retard inhabitants of my country are hopelessly addicted to doing nothing and paying other people to do it for them even down to making food

dusk sentinel
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It's like trying to eat a dessert that is best cold while it's fresh out of the oven or something

raven python
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chilling in the fridge tho? wouldnt that be done outside of the fridge? cause literally the condensation off the food damages the fridge

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and the other food inside the fridge

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the warm hot fumes off the food

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n shit

dusk sentinel
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You let it cool down first and then let it rest in the fridge

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Are you being retarded on purpose or should I just tell you to kill yourself?

stoic girder
raven python
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you literally said chilling and putting it in a fridge to 'cool it down'

dusk sentinel
thick wadi
raven python
thick wadi
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what the actual fuck

stoic girder
dusk sentinel
stoic girder
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He is retarded.

raven python
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bro what kinda radioactive ingredients yall be making food with

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for it to last 4-5 days

thick wadi
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we new he was retarded in tarkov channel already

dusk sentinel
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The meals I make last up to a week in the fridge, and it's literally just boiled veggies with lentils in it in most cases

drifting mantle
raven python
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but its okay

dusk sentinel
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1-2 days means "you fucked up, you retard"

drifting mantle
dusk sentinel
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Increase the dial of your fridge lol

It clearly isn't cold enough

raven python
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no what i said is a hyperbole

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retard

stoic girder
drifting mantle
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Not my fault you are too retarded to communicate correctly
Some one's quoting you and now it's hyperbolic omegakekw

raven python
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dudes getting unironically so pressed by myself saying i dont like personally and i dont blame others for not wanting to eat cooked food which been sitting in a fridge

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cuck mentality

stoic girder
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What's your tax bracket?

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Because you sound like a rich kid.

dusk sentinel
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I don't blame you honestly. Your parents were probably at fault for not knowing how to cook.

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But you are still retarded lol

drifting mantle
# raven python cuck mentality

What has any of this to do with being a cuck?
Also, my whole point is, you saying a fridge is for ingredients
Which states that putting food in a fridge, isn't its real purpose
Do you have brain damage or something?

raven python
drifting mantle
stoic girder
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You are autistic but instead of not liking your food touching each other it's it being in the fridge omegakekw

raven python
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i prefer making new cooked food if im hungry

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well actually it never gets to a point where i put it in the fridge

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cause i eat it all and clean the dishes

dusk sentinel
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Cooked food gets partially eaten, goes cold and you store it so it keeps for later consumption

It's a natural thing, but I guess a rich retard like you wouldn't know.

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You must have consumed fresh food every meal to have developed such autism.

drifting mantle
raven python
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what does being rich or not have anything to do theres no way youre living that much in the slums for 100 grams of rice and 125 grams of minced meat and some other sauces there 2 be that expensive

raven python
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why tf would i waste food n overcook

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it makes no sense

native pagoda
stoic girder
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Retard.

dusk sentinel
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Dude never heard of cooking a big portion and eating it later

raven python
dusk sentinel
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I think the exact opposite.

Some foods are actually much better when cold.

drifting mantle
# raven python i cook for myself??

Okay, so you're wasting electricity/gas and water... By cooking every single day, because you refuse to store already cooked food. Do you not notice how retarded that actually is?

raven python
stoic girder
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Take 2 hours of your day to make 3-4 days worth of food and chill.

raven python
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literally nobody or anything judges u for this

dusk sentinel
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It's normalcy you retard

stoic girder
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Suddenly you have time to game more.

dusk sentinel
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You are the weird one here

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You just don't get it lol

raven python
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so having a different food preference when it comes to feeding myself is somehow weird?

raven python
dusk sentinel
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Not knowing how to preserve food and thinking stored food is "disgusting" is too autistic and yes you are the weird one

raven python
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if im not full i eat a sandwich

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and thats that

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for the day

stoic girder
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Don't put sandwiches in the fridge omegakekw

raven python
raven python
dusk sentinel
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You must be cooking like three times a day then

raven python
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i literally said i cook only 1 time and eat for the whole day

dusk sentinel
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Yeah but does that mean you just let the food stay outside during that day?

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Because damn that's a bit disgusting

raven python
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what food the ingredients? no they stay in the fridge

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again are u pretending to be retarded and think whatever u want?

drifting mantle
stoic girder
dusk sentinel
raven python
dusk sentinel
raven python
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the end product is in my belly

dusk sentinel
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Who even mentioned the ingredients so far

raven python
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which i mentioned

dusk sentinel
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Yeah, but what about the excess

raven python
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3 times already

dusk sentinel
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Do you literally cook like 7 times a day

raven python
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theres no excess if there by magic there is it goes to the dog

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i literally said 5 times already i cook one time for the whole day

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and if im hungry somehow between that i eat a sandwich

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or something

dusk sentinel
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Yeah no you are not consistent

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I'm out

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Kill yourself

raven python
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i literally said the exact same thing

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repeated it 5 times

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in the last 20 minutes

stoic girder
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You cook 3 meals in one sitting for the day?

narrow lotus
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animal

stoic girder
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What do you do with the other 2?

raven python
dusk sentinel
raven python
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i dont cook 3 meals in a sitting

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i eat only ONCE

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how many times do i have 2 say this bro 😭

dusk sentinel
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Oh alright, he's just a different kind of weirdo

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I take it back, lol

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Don't kill yourself

stoic girder
dusk sentinel
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I eat two meals a day myself but you bet I'm cooking extras for the next meals/days and storing it in nice airtight containers

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Turns out it was a misunderstanding all along @stoic girder

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He really just cooks once a day and eats once a day, so it makes sense

raven python
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yes and as i said if im hungry between those times

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i eat a sandwich

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or something simple which doesnt require cooking

dusk sentinel
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Seems fair to me, I guess the 3 hours of sleep caught up to me and I got reading issues lol

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I'll kill myself now

raven python
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nah its all good dw

high wing
stoic girder
dusk sentinel
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Legit fell asleep for about an hour at my desk after I got back from my 10-hour shift (workload is low and tempo is slow, but work is still work and I was running on 3 hours of sleep lol)

dusk sentinel
stoic girder
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How was I supposed know he is anorexic?

dusk sentinel
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I'm sure the snacks he has cover the lacking calories

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Not sure about actual nutrients but that's his concern, not mine

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I mean I eat two meals myself and I'm doing pretty well in terms of health and general wellbeing, so he's about the same as me apart from the one less meal part

raven python
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Let's say one meal is 100 gram of pasta I just make it 200 n eat all of that in one sitting or watch YouTube while doing it

dusk sentinel
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And honestly what Mac is doing is probably healthier (assuming he doesn't binge on ultraprocessed crap on the regular)

raven python
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Nah I only eat spaghetti, rice minced meat, potatoes, onions and that's about it

dusk sentinel
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Variety is important, but that sounds pretty alright

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Figure out what else you like and add them in, I'd say

raven python
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Chicken slices too

dusk sentinel
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Eating the same stuff for decades is what gets people sick, so always have some variety in your diet

raven python
dusk sentinel
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"Oh I ate it for 20 years and didn't get sick, why is it an issue now"

IT'S BECAUSE YOU ATE THE SAME SHIT FOR 20 YEARS AND NOW CAN'T DIGEST IT ANYMORE

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It's very hard to tell people that they are too retarded to have a varied diet lool

raven python
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I think it's impossible to eat same food for that long tho but ikwym

dusk sentinel
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And they wonder why they have chronic issues after having the same diet for 30-40 years.

raven python
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If ur meal has all the 5 thingies I forgot the name of them it should be all good

dusk sentinel
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A lot of people have gall bladder and liver issues over here due to eating processed or fried foods very often

As well as stomach and other digestive issues that are prevalent

raven python
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What were they, meat, grain dairy veggie

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Something else

dusk sentinel
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The food pyramid is a lie to sell more grains

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But yeah, have a varied diet

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Excess of either way will eventually catch up to you if you don't try to have balance

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I'd be having gall bladder issues myself (genetic reasons, my mother also has issues due to bad diet for decades, and I have the signs myself) if I wasn't careful

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But yeah I don't want to be in my 50s and have like 7 different digestion-related issues, and not eating ultraprocessed garbage most of the time is a small price to pay.

raven python
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The only thing that is much more expensive than the ultra processed things ur talking about is cheese

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I can't find

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High quantity of good cheese for cheap

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Or a good price

icy patrol
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yea that

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is not rly a thing

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well made and good cheese will be expensive

raven python
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Ye exactly

dusk sentinel
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I'd make my own stuff if all the milk and yeast wasn't crap or altered

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Actually good cheese and bread does not make anyone sick

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It's the modern "cheese" and "bread" that is altered to such an extent our bodies straight up reject it.

icy patrol
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well and what we call "bread" here in america

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is literally not bread anywhere else in the world

raven python
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If ur American u can buy one of those bread making machines

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Which make u a loaf of bread in like 10 minutes without any effort

icy patrol
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at least for the general populus, when you say bread u think that shit white bread from a factory

dusk sentinel
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I lowkey want a rice machine though, speaking of machines, lol

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Making ice the old-fashioned way is getting a bit boring. Boiling it in a small pot with meat broth or plain water, basically.

raven python
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rice cookers also makes rice way faster

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And evenly

icy patrol
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and it is almost impossible to fuck up

dusk sentinel
raven python
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No stick too

icy patrol
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unless you add too much water

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even then you can add a peice of bread in the rice cooker and it'll soak up the water

dusk sentinel
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Yeah the rice is very sticky and becomes one whole mass when done the usual way

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I'm getting tired of eating rice that has the consistency of dough, lol

icy patrol
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yeaaaa

raven python
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Brown rice is also good if u want a different texture rice

dusk sentinel
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I think we use "red rice"

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Maybe it's the same as brown rice

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It's probably some imported stuff, lol

primal rapids
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I've been looking into making a big stone oven for my backyard

dusk sentinel
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For tomorrow, I'm packing a piece of turkey, rice, beans and stew (made of beets, sweet potatoes and carrots)

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Gonna boil 3-4 eggs at work (got the opportunity) as well for lunch, probably

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Gasmaxxing

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But hey, at least I'm not having the 20~ problems most other people have

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A small price for health, lol.

stoic girder
dusk sentinel
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We always extensively wash it

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Don't worry about it.

raven python
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Ye me too and it's always like that

dusk sentinel
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It gets washed until the water is completely clear

raven python
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I did it once and it was perfect but I don't remember what I did

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To make it like that

dusk sentinel
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Same for other dry goods

stoic girder
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Lemon juice in the water helps.

dusk sentinel
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Beans get soaked for a long time, though

narrow lotus
primal rapids
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Make sure to add lots of cilantro

dusk sentinel
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Lentils and other small "easy to boil" stuff also get washed extensively, like rice

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I think the only one we don't wash is quinoa because the seeds would go through the sieve, lol

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The damn things are teeny tiny

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Good alternative for rice, but not as filling by the way

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I try to alternate anyway to not eat rice all the time, and compensate by eating more of it if I cook any quinoa

raven python
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I don't think anything fills better than boiled potatoes or any sort of potato mash, issue with it 4 me is that I get sick of it very quick if I eat too much

drifting mantle
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or is it no no because spoilers?

narrow lotus
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sure

raven python
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Finale was a few days ago

dusk sentinel
drifting mantle
narrow lotus
dusk sentinel
high wing
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This motherfucker

dusk sentinel
narrow lotus
tame halo
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I open brainfart

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I see Iedy goonposting

icy patrol
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what's new

dusk sentinel
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We actually had a pretty neat food discussion earlier

drifting mantle
icy patrol
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rare brainfart conversation

dusk sentinel
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Definitely didn't tell Mac to kill himself for the second time this month clueless

dusk sentinel
naive bison
dusk sentinel
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Like sure it's big tits and ass but damn she's one trip away from disassembling like a lego figure due to those dainty ankles, wrists and neck

tame halo
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the Goon™

drifting mantle
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I do like mine chubby as well

dusk sentinel
raven python
dusk sentinel
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And no I like skinny bitches

tame halo
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bro needs that 100kg latina to break his spine

dusk sentinel
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Lads, I'm fatphobic

tame halo
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yeah right

dusk sentinel
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lol

drifting mantle
raven python
tame halo
dusk sentinel
arctic pawn
tame halo
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oh hey

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chud and chudess

dusk sentinel
raven python
arctic pawn
civic panther
naive bison
fluid heron
#

my chair makes more lint than my fucking washer and dryer combined

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fistfuls of lint in this shit

arctic pawn
dusk sentinel
fluid heron
#

if yall get a mesh chair beware of lint

dusk sentinel
#

meant to send it to my bro who likes Touhou but I guess y'all can have it too

tame halo
fluid heron
#

kinda wanna rewatch the joker movie

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2019

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that shit banged

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joaquin phoenix fucking killed it

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also what an insane name

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walking phoenix

high wing
fluid heron
#

was on a very legal site and switched servers for the joker movie and it was some islamic movie

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no fucking clue there

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and my goat site immediately plays it

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always fucking there for me

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in beyond 4k

toxic sundial
#

certified turtle 🐢

fluid heron
#

shits in 8k

raven python
dusk sentinel
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Well well well...

raven python
dusk sentinel
stoic girder
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@narrow lotus

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fluid heron
dusk sentinel
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"We made it shit to dab on shit endings"

fluid heron
#

heard it was fucking awful

dusk sentinel
#

Like, what

fluid heron
#

never seen it

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joker 2019 is actually goated

dusk sentinel
#

This is like making The Cuties to "fight against" you-know-what

fluid heron
#

joker 2019 and no country for old men gotta be my favorite movies of all time

dusk sentinel
#

Or committing actual crimes while making an anti-crime documentary

fluid heron
#

but no country for old men is leagues above

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actual peak

dusk sentinel
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They are retarded and I hope it bites them in the ass

fluid heron
dusk sentinel
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I'm not even a fan of The Boys (I don't even watch episodic shit lol)

fluid heron
#

from what ive heard

dusk sentinel
fluid heron
#

never gone seeking it out

dusk sentinel
#

It's "supposed to be" a movie about showing how bad it is... by showing it

fluid heron
#

people who have heard about it and then watched it are either stronger men than me or pedophiles

dusk sentinel
#

Like what the fuck

stoic girder
fluid heron
#

even hearing that shit at tiktok dogshit speed its still peak

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big me is easily top 10 in favorite songs

stoic girder
fluid heron
#

my most recent dream i climbed up something so high i couldnt see the bottom

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no fucking clue what that was about

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i was scaling up a mountain like kyle crane

stoic girder
toxic sundial
#

darktide skitties June 23rd

fluid heron
fluid heron
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darktide skittles wjat

stoic girder
toxic sundial
#

skitty squad

fluid heron
#

im joe rogan

stoic girder
toxic sundial
fluid heron
#

WHAT THE FUCK IS SKITARII

toxic sundial
#

skitty time

fluid heron
#

ONLY SKITARII I KNOW IS SKIRATIUS AND THATS A MOD THA LETS YOU MAKE INGAME MACROS FOR SPECIFIC WEAPONS

toxic sundial
stoic girder
toxic sundial
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they aren't servitors but they aren't exactly people anymore

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affectionately refered to as the skitties

fluid heron
dusk sentinel
toxic sundial
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hive scum was lame

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:/

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glad I didn't buy

fluid heron
#

and is the single best class in the game

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i would say its better than psyker

toxic sundial
fluid heron
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i dont even give a fuck

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ZEALOT?

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ARE WE PLAYING THE SAME FUCKING GAME?

toxic sundial
#

zealot can one shot anything in the game???

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also probably not because you think psyker might be 2nd

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apparently

fluid heron
#

I MAIN ZEALOT PSYKER WHICH IS NOT EVEN THE BEST CLASS I CAN PLAY BLACKOUT DRUNK ON HAVOC 50 AND NEVER DOWN

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ZEALOT I HAVE TO ACTUALLY FIRE MY FUCKING NEURONS

toxic sundial
#

wgat

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then your zealot build probably isn't good

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just stack hammer damage vro

fluid heron
#

ESPECIALLY WITH DUMBSHIT TEAMATES THAT DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MARTYDOM ZEALOT WORKS

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god if you fucking heal stim me as zealot

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im going to sit in chat and call you fucking retarded the whole game

toxic sundial
#

that's toxic

fluid heron
#

i dont give a fuck if i have corruption up to my fucking neck

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if you heal me its over

toxic sundial
#

just make a joke about being allergic to Medicae and freak the fuck out if someone throws down a heal box

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that's way funnier

fluid heron
#

they aint getting picked up

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fucking skill issue at that point

toxic sundial
#

I don't think you're playing darktide right vro

fluid heron
#

im not gonna drop my 5 stacks of martydom

stoic girder
#

Nota would be the one healing you omegakekw

fluid heron
#

you got 2 others to pick you up hopefully

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if not fuck off my nuts im clutching

toxic sundial
#

and I main martyrdom zealot

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hammer build

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is funny

fluid heron
#

i mained zerk decks in payday 2

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anything that drops my dps is an immediate spartan rage in the chat

toxic sundial
#

1 shot anything in the game any difficulty

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why wouldn't you do that

fluid heron
toxic sundial
#

dps doesn't matter

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when you

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1shot

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everything

fluid heron
#

when you 5 shot boss with a dueling sword youll never go back

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the difference is the fucking thunder hammer sucks hot ass and somehow has worse horde clear than the dueling sword

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and its only good times is in stupid fucking impractical boss one shot builds

toxic sundial
#

so anyways when we playing dtide

fluid heron
#

fucking dogshit weapon

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hope they buff its horde clear

toxic sundial
#

skitties June 23rd

fluid heron
#

had to install skitarius because of zealot

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you charge and 5 stacks of martydom result in such fucking crazy attack speed on the dueling sword

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i would have to look up a zealot talent datamined guide to figure out the actual attack speed

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but its carpal tunnel inducing

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then you shove attack for 10 percent on top of that

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god its fucking insane

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so we are getting a tech priest class is what im seeing

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who gives a fuck

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people resonate with hadron because she gives us a fucking boner

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i am the greatest varlet

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+30 percent + 10 percent + 20 percent from chastise the wicked

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i wouldnt be able to jack my shit if i didnt have mods to mash m1 for me

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on top of your crit bonuses that you can rack up faster from fast attacks

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and is still the second worst class in the game

raven python
#

I guess bro

fluid heron
#

and ogryn my goat still has 1 viable build

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shit is fucked up

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gunlugger is still straight ass

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zealot kind of got fucking demolished by arbites

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shroudfield is fucking terrible and theres no point in running chorus if you have an arbites on your team

thorny talon
frail scaffold
thorny talon
#

who posted this before i did

frail scaffold
#

No one, youyou just a hater

dusk raven
#

lick my nuts retard

thorny talon
frail scaffold
dusk raven
frail scaffold
thorny talon
dusk raven
#

something is off

thorny talon
#

off, you say?

umbral field
thorny talon
high wing
fluid heron
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Bright ass bathroom light always on when I'm trying to pass out drunk

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and I never remember when I turned it on

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So glad I got blackout curtains this room would be fully illuminated

civic panther
#

been using the ogryn maul instead of club

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much better feel, even if it aint technically as good at pure constant output

high wing
fluid heron
#

That shits goated

civic panther
fluid heron
#

yeah the shock maul

civic panther
#

the ogryn equivelant of the crusher

civic panther
fluid heron
#

the equivalent of the big esplody shock maul

civic panther
#

they're not shock mauls

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they're power mauls

fluid heron
#

I see electricity

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I see maul

civic panther
#

shock mauls shock and stun things with an electricity effect

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power maul explodes

fluid heron
#

I never used the the power weaponry

civic panther
#

this is power maul im talking about

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fluid heron
#

mostly because the dueling sword existed

civic panther
#

this is the shock maul you are talking about

2Q.png
fluid heron
#

Yes I'm very FUCKING aware of the achlys mk 1 power maul

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ok and what does it fucking look like

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Like the fucking ogryn power maul

civic panther
fluid heron
#

the worst moment I've ever had on ogryn was when they buffed gunlugger and it was still fucking shit

civic panther
fluid heron
#

IM AWARE

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I FUCKING KNOW

civic panther
fluid heron
#

True

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And it's still somehow worse than taunt

civic panther
#

all they really had to do was buff the base ammo of the base weapons

civic panther
fluid heron
#

They need to give them meaningful breakpoints

civic panther
#

pbb can be used to retarded effect

fluid heron
#

And some actual accuracy

fluid heron
civic panther
fluid heron
#

the issue is ogryn is pushed so fucking far into the melee class stigma

civic panther
#

im not counting each achyls twin linked round for a boss breakpoint

fluid heron
#

Pbb just feels like melee ogryn but you get benefits from the strength blessing on your gun

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And worse melee

civic panther
fluid heron
#

Psyker is fuckng braindead

civic panther
civic panther
#

rumbler pbb specifically

fluid heron
civic panther
fluid heron
civic panther
fluid heron
#

Actually fucking insane

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Lucky bullet gotta be the most nothing node of all time

clear vapor
civic panther
#

shooting 3-4 grenades out at a time sometimes

fluid heron
civic panther
#

700k ranged damage games

fluid heron
#

fuck mister e on some real shit

#

dude has no fucking clue what he's talking about

civic panther
#

i have no opinion on any of the darktide tubers, as i do not watch them

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occasionally ill watch a 40m silent run of some funny build in havoc or some shit

fluid heron
#

He called the rashaad axe shit

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That thing is fucking crazy

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main issue I have with darktide is every build is just any gun + dueling sword

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Because it's just that fuckin good

civic panther
fluid heron
stoic girder
civic panther
#

i used knife instead

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but now i dont use either

fluid heron
#

Other than the inferno staff

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with uncanny strike and thrust

civic panther
fluid heron
#

with crusher health being doubled uncanny is even better

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it comes into effect more

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And thrust is fucking stupid

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more damage for using your heavys

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Which you should always be doing against crushers and specials

civic panther
#

use alternative melee and learn them, just because dueling sword is technically a better weapon doesn't mean all the others are shit
the real reason dueling sword was really crazy is because of the crusher spam and uncanny
with uncanny completely reworked to being single target brittleness application instead of global rending, plus severely nerfed crusher spawns, other weapons are much more applicable

fluid heron
#

God even talking about this is making me pissed off because of the fact psyker gets 25% more damage for melee attacks and your melee gives you 25% more staff damage which applies to fire dot

frail scaffold
civic panther
fluid heron
#

for the low low price of 1 point halfway down the psyker tree

stoic girder
fluid heron
#

Don't even have to take bad perks to get it

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And with your soulblaze spreading on special kills

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It's just free

#

You would have to get 2.5 stacks of martyrdom for the same value a psyker gets for using their fucking staff with a 1 point investment halfway in their tree

stoic girder
fluid heron
#

The staff with infinite pen and insane stagger

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And infinite ammo

stoic girder
fluid heron
#

And you can stack crit chance on the staff so whenever you are applying a dot that kills everything you are immune to all ranged attacks

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You can also bubble walk

summer flame
fluid heron
#

Your ability recharges fast enough you can use it before the last one expires

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God psyker is fucking stupid

summer flame
#

lore accurate

#

sanctioned psykers are a joke

fluid heron
#

but you can quell so fucking fast it doesn't matter

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AND YOU BENEFIT FROM QUELLING

thorny talon
fluid heron
#

The psyker does anything and benefits

#

fucking bullshit class

summer flame
#

me when my psyker teammate is edging his perils of the warp 5 feet to my right just to give the bad guys a mild headache for 3 minutes

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and then pass out

fluid heron
#

Me when I use the inferno staff for 3 seconds and watch the kill feed entirely filled with my name

raven python
fluid heron
#

And become immortal

civic panther
#

i am playing the demo for warhammer survivors rn

fluid heron
#

Getting the value of a zealot keystone "martyrdom" in your normal fucking skill tree is fucking stupid

civic panther
#

it is very good

fluid heron
#

And psyker has better toughness Regen than the bespoke melee class

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And doesn't need to be at almost no health to achieve a higher dps

#

Fucking bullshit class

civic panther
#

i do not play psyker because i find it squishy

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and also get confused at making viable builds built for specific weapons

#

but it does have crazy output with perilous combustion

fluid heron
#

there's one build to rule them all

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Inferno staff dueling swors

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Theres one build to rule zealot

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Any gun dueling sword

civic panther
#

thunder hammer :)

fluid heron
#

Veteran

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Any gun dueling sword

civic panther
#

iv used power sword plasma to great effect

fluid heron
#

I don't even know how

civic panther
#

and any gun isn't really true, plenty of shit guns

fluid heron
#

I guess because the dueling sword sucks shit at crowd control

fluid heron
civic panther
fluid heron
#

I used to main vet

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But back then the Columnus infantry was the single strongest gun

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Because dum dum was insanely overtuned

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And almost infinite ammo before they need the aura

civic panther
# fluid heron On vet?

vet makes guns that are normally worthless a little less worthless, but still some guns are worthless
I.E. vigilant autogun and braced auto-pistol

fluid heron
#

Shit was fucking boring stopped playing it

#

yeah obviously

#

those have sucked since day 1

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Same for the ogryn ripper gun

#

Shit has been hot ass since day 1

#

Same for the achlys combat axe

#

That thing is fucking worthless

civic panther
#

could run through the entire map perma staggering but never killing anything

fluid heron
#

the only pistol like weapons that are good

#

was the revolver

#

and now its the las pistol and bolt pistol

#

revolver was pretty much only used on old shroudfield zealot

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before it became a meme ability

#

the las pistol is like the recon lasgun on vet

#

its just always crit

civic panther
fluid heron
#

and the bolt pistol has bleed stacks which mesh well with zealots extra crit chance after hitting something thats bleeding

#

if you take the blessing

civic panther
#

if the infantry lasgun had the same recoil effect as the light laspistol (as in not having recoil at all) then it would finally be what people want it to be
doesn't make any sense for the lasguns to have recoil anyway

fluid heron
#

the infantry lasgun buff is great

#

really fucking fun to use now

#

really good too

#

only on vet

#

wouldnt touch that shit on any other class

civic panther
#

it just needs its recoil removed to be normally useable

fluid heron
#

and yeah its a laser

civic panther
#

at least imo

grim sluice
fluid heron
#

shouldnt have recoil

#

but if the recon lasgun had no recoil

#

holy fuck

#

that shit was so insanely ammo effecient even after the survivalist nerf

#

and infernus stacks were busted retarded

civic panther
#

the muzzle flash

fluid heron
#

i simply modded the viewmodel

civic panther
fluid heron
#

i never had much of an issue with it

civic panther
#

which it also technically shouldn't have, should just be a straight instant beam

fluid heron
#

laser weaponry is insanely unrealistic in media

#

but also it would be fucking stupid op if it wasnt

#

we have ir light that cant be seen by your eyes

#

imagine someone shining a flashlight at you and you just go blind

#

and it doesnt even look like its on

civic panther
#

imagine shining a flashlight at someone and it fucking kills them

fluid heron
#

pretty much

#

and its as easy as shining a flashlight at something

#

yeah laser weaponry is fucking terrifying in real life

#

an invisible force that either ignites and drills a hole in you

#

or an invisible force that instantly makes you blind

visual stirrup
fluid heron
#

so yeah go ahead and add recoil

civic panther
#

i hope they add a power axe

fluid heron
#

i hope they stop adding paid classes

civic panther
#

very much so

fluid heron
#

and instead buff ogryn

civic panther
civic panther
#

i play plenty of ogryn to know its fucking invincible if your not stupid

fluid heron
#

please fatshark give ogryn more than one viable skill path

#

ogryn is my most played class other than zealot and i have a maxed psyker

#

i have to actually try on the other 2

#

i could play havoc 40 with a psyker blackout drunk

#

shit isnt even close

#

arbites hive scum and psyker are top 3

civic panther
# fluid heron please fatshark give ogryn more than one viable skill path

iv used pure melee (rush+hh), taunt, and gunlugger (pbb+lucky bullet) and all 3 are pretty viable, only thing that isn't is fnp, because its pretty useless now with ogryns toughness regen on taunt, rush, and pbb, or on melee hit, much better off taking lb with pbb, or hh with either taunt or rush

fluid heron
#

with vet right behind

civic panther
raven python
fluid heron
civic panther
fluid heron
#

true level and scoreboard were like the green goblin mask of being toxic as fuck

civic panther
#

i know people with a 3k level on ogryn

#

or higher

fluid heron
#

these are all the mods i run on darktide

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civic panther
#

i only just recently got to 1k hours on darktide

fluid heron
#

i dont even have 1k

civic panther
fluid heron
#

but man i hop into a lobby and i feel like that wojak sitting on his brain as a chair

civic panther
#

when did you start playing?

fluid heron
#

when did darktide come out?

civic panther
fluid heron
#

ah right 2022

civic panther
#

steam page

fluid heron
#

yeah and then i stopped playing until they fucking fixed the dogshit rng

#

god that shit was awful

civic panther
#

i started playing end of december 2024, got the game for crimbo

fluid heron
#

rng for the weapon stats

civic panther
fluid heron
#

then for more stats on the weapon

#

didnt get that?

#

try again sweety

#

do that about 100 times

#

fucking horrific

civic panther
#

the only troublesome rng i really have is curios and proper weapon stats, and its not nearly as bad as before the itemization

fluid heron
#

the rng fixes saved the game singehandedly

#

if the devs never fixed it the game wouldve died

civic panther
fluid heron
#

they kinda saved and fucked over zealot with the talent tree changes

civic panther
fluid heron
#

i dont need the get out of jail free card

civic panther
fluid heron
#

theres like 4 other talents i would rather take with that 1 point

civic panther
#

i use exclusively chastise

fluid heron
#

zealot toughness regen is insane

civic panther
#

the damage reduction is stupid

fluid heron
#

god the damage reduction