🎪bruh-fart

[minor cypress]

Grilled cheese but mayo instead of butter. Thank me later.

[fluid heron]

thats what i was talking about

its so fucking good

i usually end up grilling the inside first add the cheese and grill the outside like normal

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[minor cypress]

Ever had QP mayo?

[fluid heron]

nope

thats that japanese mayo right?

[minor cypress]

Not the murrican slop version, the imported version that comes in the bag

Yeh, its Japanese mayo, except they are way more egg yolk heavy.

[fluid heron]

all the mayo i eat i make myself

[minor cypress]

It slaps.

[fluid heron]

its a pain in the ass with homemade mayo

[minor cypress]

I should start, i just want an immersion blender for it

[fluid heron]

all the oil seperates

and you have to sit there an whip the fuck out of it

especially when im blasted on weed and alcohol and just wanna make a fucking ham sandwich

shits a pain in the ass

emulsifiers are kinda goated

[minor cypress]

This is bait

This is peak

[fluid heron]

emulsifiers are why your mayo doesnt seperate

[thick wadi]

mom got some and idk its not much different than dukes

[fluid heron]

considering its mostly egg and oil

[thick wadi]

imma just get dukes

[minor cypress]

Major difference between the US version and the jap import edition.

[thick wadi]

the bottom left one was the one she got

[minor cypress]

Dukes is def the goto

[narrow lotus]

amerikans

[fluid heron]

lechitin polysorbates and gums

[thick wadi]

what the hell did you call me

[fluid heron]

binds oil to things oil doesnt not usually bind to

[minor cypress]

||the final episode was shit||

[fluid heron]

allows the oil in mayo to actually mix and not seperate

same for ranch i think

and its not like a scary chemical either

its kinda goated

[lost epoch]

Where are the memes in this shithole channel

[fluid heron]

fuck off

take your ass to offtopic

[vale sand]

I just learned that Trump Mobile got "hacked", apparently there is a security vulnerability that allows you to access all of the available customer information of anyone that placed an order

[lusty hazel]

fork found in kitchen

[fluid heron]

makes sense considering the phones are just from a chinese factory that they place their branding on

yeah no shit

https://tenor.com/view/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired-gif-14029153

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[vale sand]

Bringing a phone to the market is not necessarily easy, even with it just being some OEM device, jumping through those hoops is annoying but do you know what's even harder to achieve? Having a service that is so insecure, you can just extract all of the customer information

[fluid heron]

that seems pretty easy is you just bullshit it out

[arctic estuary]

isnt all electronics just the same taiwanese components in different shells ?

[vale sand]

Achieving that sort of security issues as the President is not easy, you'd expect him to know at least some people that know what they are doing

[fluid heron]

in the end all it requires is money which trump has alot of

and 0 consideration of the people who would actually use it

which sounds like trump

[vale sand]

I'd agree if this statement was even made by him or whatever company that is backing it, this came from a random individual that apparently tried to get a hold of literally anyone at Trump Mobile and tried to inform them about it

And no one reached out

[fluid heron]

yep

[lost epoch]

You first

[fluid heron]

as expected

people coudlnt even get the fucking chinese trump phone

[lost epoch]

Anyway, ain't this trump phone some refurbished shit

[vale sand]

They literally just ignored that their infrastructure got compromised by a dude that was nice enough to let them know instead of just leaking it

[fluid heron]

it is

comes from a chinse factory which makes template android phones waiting for your branding

[lost epoch]

Another scam pulled by the orange man

[vale sand]

It's some random ass OEM / ODM they likely found that was willing enough to cooperate with them

[drifting mantle]

Last time I heard from it, they didn't even have a final design... Let alone a prototype ready.

How can it be hacked??

[fluid heron]

good question

[vale sand]

Apparently the Trump website itself only has around 10K people registered, that is barely worth it for any chinese manufacturer

[fluid heron]

go ahead and bang the line of their customer support

[vale sand]

Not the device, the website, you are able to do pre-orders and for some absolutely unknown reason, you can also order refurbished phones from their website

[drifting mantle]

Lmao that sounds so fucking trashy

[vale sand]

And you'd be very much correct about that statement

[lost epoch]

I've read somewhere that they recently changed their policy

To not offer refunds for the pre-purchases

[vale sand]

Yep, they might create the Trump Phone but do not guarantee it

All pre-orders are not guaranteed to receive a device

[fluid heron]

the trailer park phone is trashy?

what?

who wouldve thought that

[vale sand]

But apparently they also offer refunds, so it's at least not just a complete scam

But I do not know and can not guarantee if they actually process the refunds

[fluid heron]

cant wait to hear about the the trump phone lawsuit 2 years later

[vale sand]

Just says you're eligible, can't say much more about that

[drifting mantle]

I never expected them to be anything better. But hearing about it all is still funny af

[fluid heron]

it really is

cant imagine what those fucking retards expected to get

getting a phone from a guy jeffery fucking epstein called evil

[vale sand]

I mean, no matter how you spin it, at the end of the day, it's really just another mediocre Android Device, there is nothing special about it whatsoever, the only thing that makes it stand out is the horrible gold colour, which I assume is just extremely cheap plastic and a headphone jack

The rest is really just run of the mill mid

[fluid heron]

the only thing special about an android phone is that it runs android

[vale sand]

The specs are alright-ish

[fluid heron]

fucking love android

[drifting mantle]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2055487509962924195

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[fluid heron]

took a time machine back to 2016

fuck is this

[drifting mantle]

This isn't the remake

Try 1996

[fluid heron]

im 20 and thsi shit feels ancient

feel my bones going hollow looking at this shit

shits in the time capsule next to only a spoonful and fresha vacado

[drifting mantle]

Crash Bandicoot was my early childhood.... Back when I was 4 years old

[vale sand]

The very first game I played, which was kinda like Crash Bandicoot but not made by Nintendo, was Ratchet and Clank

[drifting mantle]

*after you read how people died in there

[vale sand]

If I include Nintendo it was just Donkey Kong lmao

[drifting mantle]

Peak!

My first game ever, was Tomb Raider 1

[dusk sentinel]

[drifting mantle]

My step father played it

[vale sand]

Ah my very first game was Call of Duty 2, my brother had the CD for it and because we lost the card that had the code on it, we had to use a KeyGen

[ruby minnow]

i understand why people do it

[quaint ore]

Same i get it

[ruby minnow]

i drive car fast for adrenaline

these guys dive in small caves for it

[vale sand]

Or well, that's not even necessarily true, it was just the first game that I actually played on anything else than my Nintendo DS Lite, I don't remember what my first game there was tho

[ruby minnow]

both have their risks

[quaint ore]

If not for people this type humanity wpuldnt have ships, planes and wouldnt go into space

[drifting mantle]

And my real father played the first Medal of Honor with me... Where the Germans spoke German and the rest of the Game was in English.
The game was uncensored... And he loved every minute of it

[drifting mantle]

I never played a single CoD

[ruby minnow]

why

[vale sand]

You heavily missed out, many of the titles that they created early on were actual gold

[ruby minnow]

mw2

mw

black ops 1

[ruby minnow]

pretty classic games

[vale sand]

World at War is also one of them

[drifting mantle]

I know, but I wasn't allowed to have them, my friends didn't played them and my father didn't own any of them

[ruby minnow]

i haven't played world at war but i heard its peak

[vale sand]

It really is peak

I still remember playing it while listening to some torrented "Top 100 summer hits" "playlist"

I wasn't old enough when they first came out but I still played them throughout my childhood

Everything was just easier back then, mostly because everything was simpler 🥀

[arctic estuary]

my first cod was world at war on the wii. it didnt have zombies so i replayed the main story like a maldman

the bar was my favorite weapon because it had a funny name. good times

[vale sand]

I only had Call of Duty 3 for the wii, it was absolute dogshit

The game is probably great, just for the wii it was not good

[arctic estuary]

the wii was like my second console after the ps2 and i was blown away by everything in there

[vale sand]

I got stuck at the beginning when the tutorial tried to teach you how to how to hit enemies with your stock

[arctic estuary]

oh yeah it was terrible to aim with the thingy

[vale sand]

It literally did not detect me doing what it wanted me to do

So I just gave up at some point

[arctic estuary]

i couldnt play in hardened because it was hard as hell

i only managed because i got used to aiming with the sensor thing

[vale sand]

The wii, Nintendo DS, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 will always have a very special place in my heart

Every single title that released on there was an absolute banger

[arctic estuary]

when i got my ps3 i was blown away with every single game

even the most shitty game was like peak for teenage me

RAGE by ID is such a bad game but i replayed the shit out of it

my cousin had a DS and i begged him to let me play new super mario

[vale sand]

I played Bioshock 2 on the Playstation 3, the game was not necessarily great, it wasn't bad by any means but just not great compared to the first one but I still had a heck of a time

Or when my mom ordered Dead Island and Dead Island Riptide for the PS3 from the UK

Because it was banned in Germany

[arctic estuary]

ah yes the zombie era in the 2010s

man dead island is so bad lol

[fluid heron]

Broke another hair tie trying to contain my fucking epic locs

[arctic estuary]

only fun because it was coop

[vale sand]

I loved it

That game is the main reason why I even like Zombie games outside of Call of Duty, it was the first one I played that actually worked with the concept of being on an infested island

It was absolutely peak

[arctic estuary]

the graphics and the premise were good as shit

but i remember not liking how the weapons felt at all

[stone blade]

@dusk raven

[pale ingot]

dying light does eberything great

story maybe not as much

but everything else is perfect

[arctic estuary]

story on my zombies game ? wtf do you think you are the walking dead by telltale ?

[pale ingot]

type shit

[vale sand]

I don't understand people that compare the 2 with each other, some people really put them side by side and the only thing that both have in common is the zombies, both are great for their own qualities

[primal rapids]

Cave divers with a beautiful wife and two kids when they realize they can go die in a random cave for no reason

[dusk raven]

they were fine in 1
that was my issue in 2

[pale ingot]

i think theyre vaguely similar games

[dusk raven]

my issue with it and dead island is the rarity stuff

and weapons being constantly changing

[pale ingot]

yeah switching weapons constantly cause your old ones are ass like 5 minutes after you got them was annoying in both games

[vale sand]

I do have to admit, I was a bit pissed each time I had to switch out my modded machete or whatever with a common item because it broke, only way to repair it is at some station in the Dead Island titles

Switching from a machete with a fire mod to some cleaver and barely doing any damage, peak

Or even worse, if everything was fucked, some paddle

[stone blade]

youyou straight up skipping the meme i send him

sleep with 1 eye open mf

[primal rapids]

That feeling in Dying Light where you get an orange machete/katana and three king mods

And the realization that eventually it will break and there's nothing you can do to keep it forever

The only thing you can trust to last forever is a gun and guns cause every Viral in the nearest three counties to know exactly where you are

[dusk raven]

yea it was really fucking annoying

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-chris-redfield-banana-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-gif-24141491

[vale sand]

But I also liked it for that reason, at least it forced you to use something else other than the exact same weapon every single time

[solar breach]

A blue ds lite, which is still own the screen is really fucky tho, was my first console ever

Pokemon White

My first game ever

Dad handed me it in a field to distract me while his buddies hunted

[vale sand]

The only thing that was a bit annoying were the actual firearms, you literally could not find any ammo for them outside of the late game

[dusk raven]

imo it should've let you carry 1 weapon and you keep switching

[solar breach]

I'm going to build a display case for it

[dusk raven]

like scavanging around for a plank when a horde of zombies is behind you

[vale sand]

That would've gotten real annoying, real quick because in the Resort you couldn't find any weapons of any value quickly

[primal kayak]

I never had problems with lack of weapons in dying tight

[dusk raven]

i mean with it lasting longer
yea like i said it would be ass

so you still have to switch without it feeling like ass

[primal kayak]

Mostly because I drop kicked everything in my line of sight

[dusk raven]

not the lack of weapons
it's constant switching and rarity shit

[primal rapids]

Dropkicking will never get old

Especially when you realize it will instantly kill almost any zombie if you dropkick them into a spike trap

[vale sand]

To be fair, the issues I mentioned were overshadowed in later areas because once you found a few mods and upgraded your weapons, it's smooth sailing

[primal kayak]

Never paid attention to it

[vale sand]

Only the beginning is very annoying

[dusk raven]

well i dropped it at the beginning so that didn't help lmao

[lost epoch]

How long till she dies mysteriously?

[vale sand]

Yeah that was likely the issue, you would've had a much more enjoyable time if you persisted for a bit

[dusk raven]

probably will at some point

[quaint ore]

this looks like whole lotta of populistic empty promises to me

[primal rapids]

Politics in my meme channel?

[lost epoch]

What meme channel?

You people use this as offtopic 2

[primal rapids]

What do you mean, "you people?"

[dusk raven]

exactly

[lost epoch]

[pale ingot]

federal agent in the chat

[lost epoch]

I wish

Fed jobs have so much money in it

[vale sand]

She'll get the boeing fever and just get terminally ill

[lost epoch]

Benefits

All to incite spergs to commit violence

In internet chats

How do you even get these jobs i wonder

[quaint ore]

Literally apply to them on their website and go through the usual pipeline

[lost epoch]

Don't remember if i posted this one already

[lost epoch]

And how do you know that, mr. Fed?

[quaint ore]

literally look into their websites lol

would you look at that they have an entire section for it

wow

as wise man once said "use the fucking google"

[pale ingot]

as a retarded man once said "use the fucking chatgpt"

[primal rapids]

Do you start glowing as soon as you apply or do you have to actually be hired and trained first

[quaint ore]

hired and trained

normies dont know how to glow

they need to be conditioned to do it

[velvet parcel]

he knows whats up

[primal kayak]

The emperor would never let the ponies get hurt

[drifting mantle]

Wrong

[primal kayak]

Same with hello kitty

[dusk raven]

least corny tard hammer shit

[primal kayak]

Do you think that the emperor would let the ponies get hurt?

[quaint ore]

this meme is from 2012

i got no idea why its back

[dusk raven]

tell sell cool and epic shirts

[drifting mantle]

I mean... The audience for this stuff, deserves to be robbed of their money and be made fun off

[dusk raven]

don't worry

gw already does rob them

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

ai

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DW8yfBckxLb/?igsh=MWdvb2xpb2V6aG0zag==

[naive bison]

is it even legal to have sex with women as dumb as that?

[dusk sentinel]

Free nut is a free nut I guess

Chad doesn't care if she's a retard if it's slightly better to fuck her than beating his meat himself

[arctic estuary]

idk us postal service delivered to st james

[wooden harbor]

idk when u factor in all the stupid shit u gotta listen to just to get a nut it don't sound like a great trade

[dusk sentinel]

Do you think they bother with that

They just fuck and leave, lol

I'd be doing the same if I wasn't a misogynist

[wooden harbor]

the babbling nonsense starts long before the fucking

[dusk sentinel]

There is no "long before" for chad

[wooden harbor]

it's almost nonstop in many cases

[dusk sentinel]

The gates open within 15 minutes, if not sooner

[wooden harbor]

but i guess some people dont mind suffering fools so much

[dusk sentinel]

I wouldn't know, lol

[drifting mantle]

How the fuck did "special customers" win
out of those 3 choices???

[raven python]

these 'community' votes are always rigged

in favor of the dev

special customers is probably the easiest to code

out of all of them

[drifting mantle]

Drivers: Obvious QoL improvment
Police: Makes the game harder (thus more challenging and rewarding)
Customers: Makes more money (as if you can't already do that, literally ZERO value in that)

[drifting mantle]

If that's the case, why even have vote at all?

[naive bison]

im putting this into my daily vernacular

[naive bison]

GALMUD IS CRAZY

[visual stirrup]

Hal entered the weed cave

[vale sand]

Ah you're giving a try, good choice

[dusk sentinel]

LOL

[visual stirrup]

How much weed did hitler smoke?

his birthday is 4/20.

Stalin passes you the blunt
do you accept?

[dusk sentinel]

[ACCEPT]

Here, have some ragebait

[wooden harbor]

i knew a chick born on 4/20

neither a weed smoker or a nazi. very disappointing tbh

[naive bison]

ai

FUCK YOU

https://tenor.com/view/angry-computer-mad-smash-furstrated-emotiguy-joe-coin-gif-14594729733480521377

[steel bone]

Not ai

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1397954269835038871.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=wakethefuckupsamurai&animated=true

[naive bison]

bananas dont crunch, retard

[steel bone]

Он чавкает долбаеб

[naive bison]

ты долбоеб это нейронка

[dreamy flax]

He's chomping, you idiot.
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

You're a moron, this is a neuron.
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

[steel bone]

yeah the last neuron of yours that died

[naive bison]

you are a dumb goy eating AI slop and clapping

[drifting mantle]

I was considering it lmao
I'm just bored right now and was checking it out
I'm playing with the idea to pick up a none-computer related hobby

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-3199541352466413723

[stoic girder]

Oh no.

[drifting mantle]

Hell yeah

[naive bison]

@steel bone кусок банана исчезает на последнем кадре, еблантий

извинись быстро

хуепутало

[drifting mantle]

Looks like a Schnabeltier to me

[arctic estuary]

Looks 3d printed lol

[steel bone]

Пошёл нахуй

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-cooper-the-big-bang-theory-young-sheldon-the-flash-your-mom-gif-18422609786115837229

[naive bison]

опущен + свободен

хуеглот

обратно в стойло

[vale sand]

Not a bad idea

[naive bison]

#🚽сральня🚽

[drifting mantle]

Oh btw
assuming that it's real
what are the chances, of this women not having children?

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[pseudo robin]

Sounds kino

[dusk sentinel]

Truly a "there is nothing we can do" moment

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWeEA_BI3jI

[coral cosmos]

Banned from like the only good zomboid server I could find cause I called someone a bitch for camping a safe zone exit

[drifting mantle]

not a good server then

[coral cosmos]

I didnt read the rules and appearantly it was against the rules to insult someone in the discord for killing you in game

[dusk sentinel]

lmao that's retarded

Oh wait

yeah it's still retarded

[coral cosmos]

They didnt get in trouble for camping the exit which is bannable so I am infact going to go on my alt steam account and use some cheats a buddy of mine made to nuke a pedo server on pz to nuke the shit out of this fuckos base

Literally going to remove every single item they have and burn there base to ashes

Yes Im a petty bitch

[arctic estuary]

Dox them and plant a pipe bomb instead

[dusk sentinel]

They made an enemy out of the wrong person it seems

Go get'em champ

[coral cosmos]

Also gonna nuke all the admins bases

Everyone else was nice to me tho

[drifting mantle]

there are pedo servers for pz??

[coral cosmos]

Server ran by a bunch of pedos and they were using it as a way to talk to minors

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-face-gif-25409193

[dusk sentinel]

Why am I not surprised

[drifting mantle]

One of the reasons, I wanna pick up a none-computer hobby

[coral cosmos]

Cars and sports are great

[arctic estuary]

Fuck them, do a Chris Hansen instead

[coral cosmos]

Although the car community has a bunch of retards

and is expensive

[drifting mantle]

I was thinking about fishing or crafting shit with my hands

[coral cosmos]

Type shit

Go back to ape

[drifting mantle]

[coral cosmos]

no technology

[narrow sorrel]

become a billiards player

[arctic estuary]

Stalk women at night

[drifting mantle]

Too much of a skill issue

[drifting mantle]

[coral cosmos]

Do competitive bowling

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/rejecthumanitybecomemonke-monkey-monke-gif-18828488

[high wing]

bro

[drifting mantle]

I did the other thing as a kid... what's the word?
It's kegeln in German. The ball with no holes

[high wing]

imagine swattin an old lady

for playing video games

https://www.12news.com/article/news/local/valley/valley-grandmother-grammacrackers-swatted-during-livestream-fundraiser-arizona/75-2e3df23f-8a7f-4d70-857f-262d373c57e1

[coral cosmos]

My balls have no holes

[narrow sorrel]

Petanque/bocce?

[arctic estuary]

They need to learn that in game actions have real life consequences. There is no other way

[coral cosmos]

How the fuck do we still have shoebills

those mfs havent evolved in like

30 million years

[drifting mantle]

???

I did Skittles

[narrow sorrel]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/26/new-jersey-gamer-hammer-attack

[coral cosmos]

Kegeln is just bowling without the holes and 9 pins

[arctic estuary]

Finally some gamer representation in modern media

[arctic estuary]

Hey that sounds like fun bowling balls fuck my wrist

[drifting mantle]

kay-geln

gaeeeeee

[coral cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-gayy-community-ken-jeong-anthropolgy-101-gif-5246639168527773655

[drifting mantle]

It is

I'm good at bowling as well, because it translates almost to the same principle

[arctic estuary]

Background games to sip beer to

I just need to be able to small talk

[drifting mantle]

Oh for sure! Kegel-Lanes are always in a small cellar with old wooden optic...
A little bit like this

[coral cosmos]

So uhh

[coral cosmos]

May have after nuking this one dudes base(got rid of his car, deleted his inventory, lit it on fire, spawned like 50 zomboids on him) I tried to spawn like 1000 zomboids on the guy who banned me but I crashed the entire server

[arctic estuary]

Damm is like having your own man cave without the cringe

[coral cosmos]

I feel like ive been here even though I hvent

[drifting mantle]

A room for the boys

Now that I think about it... We only had ONE girl in our kegel club

[arctic estuary]

Was someone's gf that was dragged along or she genuinely wanted to be there?

[drifting mantle]

Fun Fact: I wanted to go to the Chess club
But it was already full, so I did go to the kegel club instead

[drifting mantle]

she wanted to be there and had hair on her teeth if you know what I mean

[coral cosmos]

This is the shit I called them a bitch for that got me banned btw

A whole group be doing this shit

I destroyed there settlement

[arctic estuary]

You don't hit on her. She hits you period

[drifting mantle]

I didn't hit on anyone, because I was like 10 or 11

[coral cosmos]

And the admins are just fine with this sliding

Loved the server up until the admins stopped caring about this group

[drifting mantle]

pz multiplayer servers sound horrible to begin with
Seeing this, doesn't suprise me at all

[coral cosmos]

Allegedly the mod team is being paid to not deal with it by the group

Which is just the cherry on top

Why cant people just have fun man, gotta ruin shit for others

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @drifting mantle

[coral cosmos]

I'd rather have an E90 M3

The S65

[stone blade]

nobody fucking asked or pinged you about a damn thing

stfu

[coral cosmos]

You posted it in a public discord dumbass

[stone blade]

dont care

[coral cosmos]

Anyone can reply

[wooden harbor]

you're gonna need that money for your 85 broken bones

[tame halo]

E30 DTM solos

[coral cosmos]

Yes

[tame halo]

favorite german car is probably audi sport quattro

[coral cosmos]

My friend almost bought one

found one that didnt run for 1800

[arctic estuary]

Damm we need a remake of this skateboard

[tame halo]

did he sell his organs or some shit

[coral cosmos]

sold right before he could afford it

[tame halo]

oh

[coral cosmos]

he contacted the dude who bought it

it was literally a dead starter

I feel bad for him ngl cause its his dream car

[stone blade]

man

[tame halo]

least reasonably priced car I ever saw was probably an AE86 Levin from the Netherlands with 500 000 km on it and a completely rotted-through floor for a low low price of 25 000 USD

[stone blade]

bitches ain't shit
@tame halo

[tame halo]

hello ivan

did you get rejeceted or sum

[stone blade]

hi spartan

no

just sayin

[coral cosmos]

Old japanese cars that gott popular cost way to much

Mk4 supra moment

[tame halo]

yeah

never in my life will I be able to buy a first gen honda nsx

[coral cosmos]

Old japanese sports cars are literally the mosin of cars

Or the M1 Garand

[tame halo]

ae86 is the mosin

garand is the nsx

or gtr

[primal rapids]

The American car market fears the tiny Japanese pickups

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/blitzer-playmobilblitzer-gif-23490508

[tame halo]

literally lobbied regulations so people couldn't buy kei cars btw

[stone blade]

these fake AI videos man I swear

[tame halo]

just buy an f150

trust

you need it bro

[stone blade]

a bmw with a turn signal

ai outta hands

[primal rapids]

I’ll have to settle for my shitty Nissan

[coral cosmos]

I want an F-150 powerstroke, they get like 30 miles to the gallon

[primal rapids]

That I have to take in for repairs because the suspension’s fucked

[tame halo]

I'd rather buy a tacoma

IF I needed a pickup

[coral cosmos]

The new tacomas are so fucking ass

[tame halo]

which I never will

like 99,99999999% of people

[coral cosmos]

Toyota ruined the tacoma and tundra

[tame halo]

bold of you to assume I would ever be rich enough to buy a NEW car

[primal rapids]

I just hate how our trucks are getting bigger and bigger but the beds are getting smaller and the mileage getting worse

[tame halo]

jarvis, pull up the kei truck vs f150 pic

[coral cosmos]

The tacomas transmission likes to blow up, the v6 that drinks like a V8, and has the output of an inline 4, and the tundra is all around unreliable ever since they got rid of the V8

[coral cosmos]

Blame the EPA

the way cafe laws works, the only way we can keep trucks with anything other than an underpowered 4 banger is if they get bigger

the EPA is what killed the Fiesta

[coral cosmos]

Payload difference tho

[tame halo]

sure

but for 90% of use cases, the smaller truck wins

and for those 10%, a van is better

[coral cosmos]

I a truck because I actually use a truck. I work on a farm, i tow shit for people as a side hustle. But I have to use my dads truck

[quaint ore]

legit how i feel seing my platoon of german jagers get smashed by enemy mortar fire knowing full well that their field gun was destroyed

[primal rapids]

Unless I’m hauling around literal tons of bricks, I need truck space more than load capacity

[prisma venture]

deformation zone on the car on left are your knees

[quaint ore]

gates of hell is something

[coral cosmos]

Minivan

I'd so daily an old japanese egg minivan

[tame halo]

[coral cosmos]

Toyota previa

Holy shit

What a bubba mobile

[prisma venture]

i do se the potential of the car but man u can be the best driver but still some guy drunk guy on sake will crash into u

[coral cosmos]

Now do I need a giant ass diesel ram 2500 or something? Nah. Just an F-150 or 5.7 hemi ram 1500 will do for me

[tame halo]

not in japan

[quaint ore]

my mother used to have a renault which looked simillar to it

[tame halo]

the law is fucking insane there

well

[prisma venture]

is it?

i dont know much about car laws

[tame halo]

unless it concerns the safety of women

[prisma venture]

i just know u cant own guns

[tame halo]

then they don't give a shit

[coral cosmos]

In japan its cheaper to buy a new car every 5 years then keep one for more then 5 years

thats how strict there laws are

Which I for one disagree with, I like how loose car laws are here

[tame halo]

it's not even about the laws themselves, it's the justice system
you know how in most countries, they can hold you for up to 24 hours without charge?
in japan, it's like 3 weeks

[coral cosmos]

I can swap a 10.4l Cat 3208 twin turbo diesel V8 into a miata and its perfectly legal. As god intended

[prisma venture]

say that to my rx7

[toxic sundial]

hold on that's literally not even a 150

[tame halo]

so either you confess to a crime you possibly didn't even commit, or you lose your job and house

[toxic sundial]

that looks like a 250 or 350

[coral cosmos]

No. Its an F-150

[tame halo]

who gives a shit
same oversized dogshit

[coral cosmos]

This is an F-250

If you get an F-250 in an extended cab config with a 5 foot bed(dont thing thats even possible) you are retarded

if you need an F-250, you need one with an 8 foot bed

[toxic sundial]

well not an f150 is a half ton light duty, 250 and 350 are 3 quarter ton a 1 tone super dutys

[prisma venture]

bro u nas na vazbě mužeš byt klindě rok bez uděleni rozsudeku

[tame halo]

že o tom nevím

a nemá to spíš něco společnýho s kaucí nebo něco

[toxic sundial]

ones a daily commuter the others are rv haulers and commercial gooseneck haulers

[narrow lotus]

Israel's parliament has voted to dissolve itself. What's next?

[gilded blade]

just get a mazda miata

[tame halo]

calling these monstrosities daily commuters is everything that's wrong with america

[coral cosmos]

I hate this image. If you took an F-250 of the same year in the same config as the new F-250 shown, the comparison would be the exact same.

[tame halo]

well not everything

[toxic sundial]

[coral cosmos]

Comparing a single cab base model 9th gen F-150 to a lifted crew cab superduty is just retarded

[tame halo]

along with the non-existent healthcare

[toxic sundial]

just objectively speaking it is how it's classified

[tame halo]

and education

[toxic sundial]

idk what you want from me

[tame halo]

and public safety

nothing

[coral cosmos]

If you wanna compare truck sizes compare a 9th gen F-150 to an exact same trim and config 14th gen F-150

[prisma venture]

Vazba může trvat v přípravném řízení a v řízení před soudem jen nezbytně nutnou dobu. Celková doba trvání vazby v trestním řízení nesmí přesáhnout

a) jeden rok, je-li vedeno trestní stíhání pro přečin,

b) dva roky, je-li vedeno trestní stíhání pro zločin,

c) tři roky, je-li vedeno trestní stíhání pro zvlášť závažný zločin,

d) čtyři roky, je-li vedeno trestní stíhání pro zvlášť závažný zločin, za který lze podle trestního zákona uložit výjimečný trest.

[toxic sundial]

fun fact they make an f150 every 40 seconds

[gilded blade]

Keep a 180,000 miles shitbox until it stops working on you on the way to work. Easy

[coral cosmos]

They havent gotten much bigger. People just started lifting them and buying bigger trucks then they need

[prisma venture]

jako je to crazy ale nikdy jsem to snad neviděl

[coral cosmos]

Now what really has gotten bigger?

1/4 ton trucks

the new ranger might as well be an F-150

[toxic sundial]

true I hate the new ranger

[coral cosmos]

with a worse towing and payload capacity

[prisma venture]

guys fuck your shitty american truck

[toxic sundial]

the new raptor is tight but

old rangers were the bomb

[prisma venture]

all of your pickups are retarted

[coral cosmos]

I like the ranger super duty and ranger raptor but thats about it

[prisma venture]

this is the only real one

yes

best pickup in hole world

[toxic sundial]

so retarded they are the best selling vehicle in the country, and floated the company through the recessions without the need for government money

[prisma venture]

my honest reaction

[toxic sundial]

I have a 90s ranger rn it's a beautiful vehicle

[tame halo]

a nefunguje to tak, že si zaplatíš kauci a čekáš na soud venku?

[drifting mantle]

What? Why?

[prisma venture]

nope

[coral cosmos]

This cant tow what I need it to

[tame halo]

tak k čemu je kauce lol

[coral cosmos]

I would say that cant even drive where I need it to but the offroadability of a car is inversly proportional to how much you care about it

[toxic sundial]

in America it is illegal to drive small vehicle, immediate drone strike if you have better than 40mpg efficiency

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[toxic sundial]

don't even try all they have is cope

[prisma venture]

realně nevim ale ber to se špetkou soli ja jsem jen zamečnik ( pokově svařeč ) a o zakon se zajimam jen občas

[tidal trellis]

I'm playing gamma! shoo!

[coral cosmos]

The EPA is what caused ford to stop making compact cars btw.
American cars would unironically be better with less regulation

[toxic sundial]

the idea that different vehicles do different things and you can still just get a small truck if you need one is lost

[prisma venture]

man it can tow moon

[coral cosmos]

The EPA is why the ranger and tacoma got so big

[toxic sundial]

forced isn't the right word, more like just made it more profitable to not do so.

[tame halo]

no kauce je snad k tomu, aby soud (stát) zaručil, že neutečeš, protože přece nechceš nechat tu kauci (třeba 200k) jen tak propadnout

[coral cosmos]

The EPA made it so compact diesels quite literally cannot exist in america

[prisma venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-58--k01KS3C7ZTS7160RTTV3ZM64N5S

make sense

[toxic sundial]

and also not true, regulation is fine if its done right, it's just the tax classification was done improperly and never fixed

[coral cosmos]

because with how cafe laws work, how much emmisions a car can put out is related to the wheel base and track width

[prisma venture]

ale nevim jake kriteria musiš splnovat aby si měl narok na kauci

[toxic sundial]

cars today are leagues safer and more efficient due to years of regulations

[prisma venture]

true

[raven python]

but theyre way more expensive and shittier built

way too much plastic

[coral cosmos]

Current CAFE laws are not doing it right at all

[toxic sundial]

modern 6 cylinder f150 gets better gas mileage than any daily comuter from the 70s

[coral cosmos]

[toxic sundial]

and that's a fact

[raven python]

engine and car parts are made to be out of metal but they just make that shit plastic for 0 reason

[raven python]

big ford cars were never known for fuel efficiency

[prisma venture]

yeah your american cars after ww2 didnt care about gas price

thats why EU cars has better gas consumption

[tame halo]

no musíš být především z něčeho obviněn a v ČR na to mají švestky myslím že 24/48 hodin
pokud tě neobviní, tak jdeš do řitě
pokud ano, tak jdeš před soud a tam ti to vysvětlí co bude kdy a jak a určí kauci

[toxic sundial]

today they are about equal

[coral cosmos]

So?
Ford killed the fiesta because it wasnt worth the money itd require to make it comply with current cafe fleet standards. They either had to get rid of the trucks and suvs, or the compacts

[toxic sundial]

Everybody's vehicles started to get more efficient after the fuel crisis in the 70s

[coral cosmos]

Fiesta, focus, and even the taurus

[raven python]

eu cars are way more fuel efficient cause they are 1.4 1.2 1.6

i3s and i4s

[prisma venture]

ahh okey the more u know diky

[raven python]

not big v8s or v10s

[toxic sundial]

anyways just get an electric

No reason not to

[prisma venture]

where 1.9 tdi

[coral cosmos]

I would love me a Magnum V10

[tame halo]

kdyžtak si to samozřejmě dohledej, právník fakt nejsem

[coral cosmos]

Magnum V10 Ram 2500

All 8mpg of glory

[prisma venture]

neboj ja taky ne a nehodlam se do taky situace dostat 😄

[coral cosmos]

The triton V10 sounds like shit and is unreliable, but still pretty cool

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBWHjlqKxXs @raven python

[coral cosmos]

6.8l Triton V10 or 8 liter magnum V10
Pick your poison

[prisma venture]

sound of true power

[raven python]

too expensive to upkeep if anything breaks (they do a lot)

[toxic sundial]

I'm not gonna defend retarded decisions idk what you want from me. Just recently the nearest Ford plant had to completely shut down and gut their ev battery production department because this current administration made it untenable

the company just does what's profitable

[drifting mantle]

Tried to look it up, stumbled upon news videos that are years old
5 years ago, the parliament dissolved itself
2 years ago, they reformed the justice system so the highest court can't over rule the gov of Israel

[raven python]

i can literally send my e46 to a mechanic and hell do a full redo of the engine for like 400 euro cause its that mass manfactured and wayyyyy simpler than any electric

[drifting mantle]

[coral cosmos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MspEj9Y1nqQ

[toxic sundial]

cant always just blame them

[toxic sundial]

every car breaks just learn to work on your shit

[raven python]

YOU CANT work on a electric

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjHMkkkLQaU

[toxic sundial]

spent 400$ on a new clutch and power steering for my vehicle like 6 months ago

[tame halo]

Skoda Octavia costs like a beer or two to rebuild @prisma venture

[coral cosmos]

I was gonna add they chose to kill the compacts because the SUVs and Trucks sold more

[toxic sundial]

yeh the Facebook drones instantly shoot you if you even open the hood

[coral cosmos]

Genuine skill issue

[toxic sundial]

they are always loitering ready

[coral cosmos]

never in my years of driving my dads truck have I ever money shifted

[toxic sundial]

[tame halo]

"Cummins"

[prisma venture]

octavia 1.9 tdi u will pay two beer cases and the owner let u drink half of it

[toxic sundial]

and again that's not the fault of the company, it's the consumer

[raven python]

how is it the fault of consumer that we dont have 50000 hours available to turn into a car electrictian

[coral cosmos]

I dont see whats wrong with it. Cummins was founded in 1919 and has been making some of the best diesel engines for every application for over a century

[tame halo]

I did the reverse only thankfully
as in, I went from like second to fifth somehow

[coral cosmos]

Cummins was the founders last name

[coral cosmos]

[tame halo]

yeah his school days must have been something

[toxic sundial]

if you drive less than 50 miles every day for work just get electric

they're so pog

[coral cosmos]

The 6.7 Cummins is the only modern diesel I would buy. Maybe a 2014-2016 6.7 powerstroke

[tame halo]

67 huh

[coral cosmos]

The only truck I would buy after 2018 is up to a 2021 tundra

[prisma venture]

@raven python around 400€ for car

[coral cosmos]

Other then that its a 4th gen cummins

[prisma venture]

279.251 km.

[raven python]

i saw 2000s saabs which look really fucking good and theyre very cheap

[prisma venture]

saabs?damn

hal

[drifting mantle]

Skoda 💪 🔥

[prisma venture]

hal

hal

[coral cosmos]

Skoda Fabia 🔥

[prisma venture]

when u gonan buy škoda octavia

[prisma venture]

true true

lovley cars

but im to big for it

[drifting mantle]

I have a Skoda Rapid and I'm very happy with it

[toxic sundial]

sounds like you need the all new super duty f350 98,000$

[narrow lotus]

money pits sadly

no parts

[prisma venture]

one of my friend has friend who own škoda octavia in wrc @tame halo @drifting mantle @coral cosmos @raven python

[narrow lotus]

and most are rusted and shit now

[prisma venture]

i can send pic

[narrow lotus]

they are rly old

saab aeros are beautiful

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lady-gaga-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-celebreties-absolute-cinema-gif-16300031105334619460

[coral cosmos]

If I were to buy a modern truck here would be my choices(Assuming I even have the money for one )

[drifting mantle]

Btw the way
my Skoda outputs 0.0 emissions
So I'm saving the world, without driving a retarded electric car

[coral cosmos]

Only diesel on the list is a cummins

cause the only good powerstroke is a 7.3

[tame halo]

god I still can't get over these words

cummins

powerstroke

[coral cosmos]

Wait till you hear about the babystroke

[tame halo]

[coral cosmos]

The mighty 3.0 powerstroke

[tame halo]

yoooooooooooo

peak

[prisma venture]

yeah

[carmine isle]

whats borka doing here

[coral cosmos]

I also laugh at the name

[drifting mantle]

It's a good car mate
my mechanic told me: Volkswagen gets all the experimental stuff, Skoda gets the stuff that works

[prisma venture]

jhahah

skoda is really good brand

[coral cosmos]

I lwk want a fabia

[coral cosmos]

[drifting mantle]

Those are the limousines, no?

[prisma venture]

just shit volkswagen owns it

[prisma venture]

they are light and fast

[coral cosmos]

Opposite

[prisma venture]

its really neat car

just dont buy HTP

[coral cosmos]

Does Skoda even sell in the US I've never seen one

[tame halo]

hned to prodej

[prisma venture]

this one u mean?

[coral cosmos]

and I dont have import money

[prisma venture]

hitleruv tajny plan

[tame halo]

[coral cosmos]

Imma go see what tardism is going on in newbies

[drifting mantle]

Ahh, Octavia is the Limosine and the Fabia is the... Don't know what you call that

[coral cosmos]

Hatchback

[placid geode]

Skoda superb is the executive

[drifting mantle]

Ah right

[placid geode]

Although idk if they still make them

[prisma venture]

get that gooner shit out of here we are talking about cars

[drifting mantle]

This one is mine

[prisma venture]

ofc

[toxic sundial]

https://klipy.com/gifs/explosion-boom-38--k01KS26SY6PS5SMXBVJA67RMM33

[prisma venture]

where grafiti?

[drifting mantle]

You fucker

[prisma venture]

elite ball knowledge

[placid geode]

Who up conquesting their Chrysler

[gleaming grove]

Booba jumpscared

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-1113690819906746562

[gleaming grove]

I was gonna post something more horrific than one imagined

[prisma venture]

dms

[gleaming grove]

Thank god my morally right part of me told me to stop

[prisma venture]

i have to see if its real

[gleaming grove]

[placid geode]

What even are new cars, I haven't looked at the Drive in like 2 years

[prisma venture]

OH

GUYS

[ruby minnow]

they're ass

[gleaming grove]

You want Cars goon?

[prisma venture]

TODAY I SAW SUBARU WRX

man

i just rememberd

that shit was peak

[placid geode]

Figured as much

[ruby minnow]

old model?

[prisma venture]

YES

[placid geode]

Bugeye?

[carmine isle]

rename this to borka-fart cuz everyone active here is a bork alt

[ruby minnow]

man i would love a evo 6

[placid geode]

Lemme tell you about my threadripper

[prisma venture]

nono no

[prisma venture]

1998 Subaru STI 22B

[placid geode]

Ohh the og

Nice

[prisma venture]

yeah

og the og

also guys

this is the true car

t77

tatra

[tame halo]

impreza 22b for me

[prisma venture]

evo 4

[tame halo]

or any evo below 6

[placid geode]

I forgot wasn't the tatra with a water cooled v8

[tame halo]

7 and up look weird

and 10 isn't an evo

[ruby minnow]

nah man

this is the car

[placid geode]

Honestly I'd be fine with any evo

[prisma venture]

yes

[tame halo]

I mean, obviously

but if I could pick

[ruby minnow]

i would take the emperors evo

that was a real cool evo

[tame halo]

also I NEED a black GT-R 32

[stone blade]

what a funny coincidence

[ruby minnow]

it was either a evo 3 or a evo 4 i don't remember

[placid geode]

I'd love the evo wagon

[prisma venture]

🥱

bewup

[tame halo]

3

[ruby minnow]

the barrier technique

[stone blade]

everyone questions how they built the egyptian pyramids.
but the ones in mexico? nobody says a damn thing

[ruby minnow]

i built them

[prisma venture]

they had cammels

[tame halo]

still the best car in the series in terms of performance on uphill

[placid geode]

That's because we all know it was day laborers

[coral cosmos]

Theres an Evo wagon?

[ruby minnow]

driver gets mogged

many times

[tame halo]

yeah

bakazato

[stone blade]

the ones in mexico were built in asingle afternoon for the price of a stack of beer

[placid geode]

Yes, the xiii iirc

[ruby minnow]

god foot better

[tame halo]

[prisma venture]

they picked guys from homedepot

[tame halo]

but I like the 32 more

[placid geode]

Only built for a few years

But that's mostly because they stopped building the Legnum VR-4

[tame halo]

like that just looks MEAN

[placid geode]

Which is also a really cool car that I'd love to have

The eyes of your l in gt

[tame halo]

"The GT-R letters are the ultimate symbol of power and speed. CAN YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THEM?"

goes HARD

[prisma venture]

looks gae asf

[tame halo]

a jdi do píči

[gleaming grove]

Look at how hard they tried to replicate the power of T-90A Main Battle Tank

[placid geode]

The side of which the gtr badge is determines if it's gae or not

[prisma venture]

this is scary

when u are bhinde it

[tame halo]

also JGTC livery

[placid geode]

I was just behind one of those earlier last week

[gleaming grove]

So? Its like your final destination or something?

[placid geode]

Honestly less scary than dump trucks

Because at least trees don't throw rocks at you at 60 mph

[prisma venture]

thats also gae asft

[tame halo]

russian MBTs will always look better than western ones imo

[gleaming grove]

They always fly better too

[tame halo]

[prisma venture]

this is scary

[quaint ore]

Dunno, Leopard 1 is fucking drippy

[prisma venture]

marine with crayons

[tame halo]

there are exception ofc

[gleaming grove]

God I fucking hate those sim gear

They are so annoying to wear

[placid geode]

I'm a basic bitch who likes the Patton

[quaint ore]

the patton is also cool

the true basic bitch likes the abrams

[gleaming grove]

I like the Patton look

But I keep mistaking it with T55

[quaint ore]

Israeli pattons are cursed

[gleaming grove]

MERKAVA

[tame halo]

I agree it's peak

[quaint ore]

child obliterator my beloved

[gleaming grove]

Which Patton btw

[tame halo]

[prisma venture]

he knows ball

[gleaming grove]

You have M47 Patton

[toxic sundial]

relevant again

[gleaming grove]

You have M48 Pattin

[quaint ore]

speaking of, i should hit up my israeli friend, last i heard he was trying to get out but got reactivated and sent to fucking lebanon

[placid geode]

There's an m47 in my towns park

[quaint ore]

much to his annoyance

[gleaming grove]

You have M60 Patton

[placid geode]

I like them all

[toxic sundial]

fuckin love fabric covered mantles

[placid geode]

Especially the ones with the goofy big night vision cams

[tame halo]

I like the T-72 moderna with the funny autocannon

[placid geode]

Or was it infrared

[gleaming grove]

You also have Gal Batash

[quaint ore]

the new leopard 2a8s look like they are screaming from the amount of shit on them

[quaint ore]

3 fucking machineguns for good measure

and a coax

[placid geode]

Probably the most Israeli image taken

[gleaming grove]

You also have M60A3 TTS

[quaint ore]

say what you want about israel but those mf's know how to build a tank

[toxic sundial]

Superior aero chad

[gleaming grove]

Starship

[placid geode]

I mean they got the whole MIC behind them they better know how to build a tank

[gleaming grove]

The fucking Merkava is annoying to fight in WT

I absolute despised it

[placid geode]

My first experience with merkavas was hl2 beta

[quaint ore]

leopard 2a8 is getting abrams-ified

[prisma venture]

fuck your snow

[solar breach]

I like chally 2s

but only the really fat

uparmored ones

[quaint ore]

that was designed for putting out oil rig fires

[prisma venture]

or melting snow

[wooden harbor]

or melting your stupid face

[prisma venture]

sometimes tho

[placid geode]

Or melting Deez nuts

[prisma venture]

what about this

tank

[solar breach]

I also do love the M728 CEV

british cucks whine that we stole the gun and made a better looking CEV

[toxic sundial]

I am going to take a shower and play gates of hell

[prisma venture]

based

[placid geode]

Bring back mine flails

[solar breach]

Retard!

[prisma venture]

omg

please

[solar breach]

"Not what I'm called!"

also it was a diff tank not the petard

[prisma venture]

retard yeah

then we got these cages

cage like for dog

disgusting

[solar breach]

it was the

Centurion AVRE

[prisma venture]

nah

retard

[solar breach]

that had the M135 165mm demolition gun first

well

the british desig is the l9a1

it fires HESH

the

Petard had a 230mm mortar

[prisma venture]

this is interesting

south african bmp with ist dynamics UMWP

no idea what that is

looks like

something

[solar breach]

ngl the weird angles scream chinese to me

[prisma venture]

south african

[solar breach]

ik

[prisma venture]

also this was interesting idea

1k17

fackin lazer

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-mouth-firing-my-lazer-cell-dragon-ball-z-dbz-gif-17318792

[placid geode]

Everyone loves lasers

Or Tiberian sun microwave tanks

Fry them fanatics

[prisma venture]

yeah

just sad we cant use it at this time

just to fuckin expensvie

[drifting mantle]

mobile sun studio

[prisma venture]

yup

[placid geode]

No worries we're building a brand new battleship with 30 lasers to tattoo a middle eastern country with dickbutt

[prisma venture]

guys

i want spitfire

[placid geode]

Does that mean the Merlin is back too

[prisma venture]

i hope so

[solar breach]

they should bring the turbo prop spit back

[placid geode]

I want someone to build another Beast

[prisma venture]

but i liked the german do 335 with twin engines that looked kinda crazy

[solar breach]

my favorite ww2 piston fighters were actually soviet

[prisma venture]

i wont post or ill get banned

[solar breach]

La-7 and Yak-3s

[placid geode]

Brewster buffalo

[solar breach]

I had a toy of the f3f as a kid

i always assumed it was like

comical proportions

no it just looked like that

[placid geode]

Literally bumblebee planes

[solar breach]

early US naval fighters are so goofy

ive always loved the f4f

[placid geode]

Corsair is peak

I love the wings

Or the f6f

The sound is eargasm

[eternal dawn]

looking at chat history i feel i must mention they made sound suppressors for tanks at one point.

[prisma venture]

hunter f1 allweys looked cool for me

dunno why

[prisma venture]

ahh yes

suppresor

for german

becuse "WE CANT BE LOUD WITH OUT GUNS" @drifting mantle

[placid geode]

Yo mommas favorite toy

[eternal dawn]

this is real. the photo predates ai image generation.

[solar breach]

its perfect

[drifting mantle]

The time before we cucked our military

[eternal dawn]

and its less for tanks and more for artillery, but still crazy

[prisma venture]

your army has been cucked for a long time buddy

sorry to tell u

[drifting mantle]

Ever since the reunification

[wooden harbor]

rest of the world be like : yeah i'm fine with that. whenevr they get an army they end up using it

[drifting mantle]

The endless cycle:
Have an army = "Why are we having that? It serves no purpose? Get rid of it/make it smaller"
Not having an army = "Check out these dorks, they have no army. Let's invade them"
(You justify the first one, by using it. Hence why America constantly starts shit. The latter is caused by not using it, going the German route)

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUqFRbDFyqs

( it sucks )

[wooden harbor]

we weren't supposed to have a standing army

[arctic estuary]

NATO just said "you've been a bad kid we are taking your army privileges"

[drifting mantle]

We were supposed to have a defensive army, this causes less threats... Now that there are less threats, why have a defensive army? The aftermath causes new threats

[drifting mantle]

Well, nowdays everyone wants Germany to actually up their game again

And people be like "for this state? hell naw"

Not to mention, that they wanna integrate muslims, women, etc into the Bundeswehr