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narrow lotus
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ah i guess certain biome sand

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interesting

arctic estuary
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hey i also got recommended that video

fluid heron
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Shit is crazy

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Going into the illegal sand trade

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it's just crazy that illegal sand is just behind the fucking mass drug trade

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boutta make a sand company this shit is going to the moon

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We mostly want quartz sand

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Which is mostly silica

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And the us has the most silica

rocky geode
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sand still needs oil to move big dog

fluid heron
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we use it for fucking everything

rocky geode
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if it hasnt taken a huge hit yet it will

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find a way to make it domestically then undercut the boat-shipped sand

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then send me a cut of $ for my idea

fluid heron
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Pretty sure the only resource monopoly the us has is quartz

rocky geode
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and being fat

fluid heron
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well that's not a monopoly is it

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Who wants fat people?

rocky geode
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and rice actually but not a full monopoly

fluid heron
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California makes fucking every crop

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and they hold a monopoly on tweakers by square foot

arctic estuary
fluid heron
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God when we started making our own fuel and just stopped for no reason

rocky geode
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yeah fr we make more rice than every other country combined

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and soy

fluid heron
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The us is largest fucking oil producer

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I'm not joking

rocky geode
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not refiner tho

fluid heron
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13 million barrels of crude oil a day

minor cypress
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Sooo like diablo 3 RoS? kekl

rocky geode
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kuwait refines it at levels we cant fathom

fluid heron
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And it's 6 dollars a gallon here

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We need a different president

minor cypress
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Just get artic gear and make ze super freezer. Bugs cant spawn in cold.

arctic estuary
rocky geode
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we need to divorce corporate lobbying and fire anyone with two passports

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ofc what we need isnt the priority

minor cypress
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Game has so much potential but sold out to china dev i think

fluid heron
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I would say we need the country back into the hands of the people

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But the people are fucking retarded

rocky geode
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and was slipping before that

fluid heron
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the patriot act

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god

rocky geode
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cOrPeRaTIoNs aRe PeoPlE

fluid heron
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i love how we made up 9/11

rocky geode
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but check the tax rate on corps before Regan

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it was already so over long before that

arctic estuary
rocky geode
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then ol diddy bill clinton fucked us with nafta

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see what i mean as two parties that serve the same master

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coca fucking cola

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i mean hee hee ha ha bideo game

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@tidal trellis ur a twink ha ha gottem right guys

fluid heron
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I love how the cia killed JFK and the FBI killed MLK and we conveniently lost 3.3 trillion dollars before the 9)11 attacks

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and how a child trafficker called our current president evil

rocky geode
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not before

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THE DAY OF

fluid heron
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Oh yeah

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epstein literally Satan called trump evil

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Like what

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and he's our fucking president

rocky geode
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and all the records of that money were IN THE SECTION OF THE PENTAGON

THAT GOT HIT

WITH A "PLANE"

fluid heron
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Convenient

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no digital records or anything

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nah just trust me bro it's gone

naive bison
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No. Next question

fluid heron
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Anyways let's spend 8 trillion on the war on terror and gain nothing

arctic estuary
rocky geode
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also jfk might not have been the cia

he was also being super obstructionist about giving nuke tech to a certain middle eastern country

and threatening to widthhold all aid and arms sales if they built nukes...

fluid heron
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ok now let's send 310 billion fucking dollars to Israel

rocky geode
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and the guy who killed oswald?

yeah he was in the mob

but not the italian mob...

quaint ore
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can anyone explain the fuck is this guy going on about

naive bison
fluid heron
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which is pretty pessimistic

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I would give many fucks

quaint ore
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He is a retard then lol

naive bison
quaint ore
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"Just suck it up bro"

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I fucking love how delusional this mentality is

fluid heron
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Israel is fucking evil

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like actually

rocky geode
fluid heron
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it's like comic book character levels of evil

quaint ore
fading thunder
minor cypress
quaint ore
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tfw unexploded ordinance just flying into your country apparently should be normal

rocky geode
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damn

mods asleep in brainfart: go mask off about isreal time clue

naive bison
quaint ore
rocky geode
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im so ready to be locked into tic tac toe again

arctic estuary
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israel is a real place ? damm i thought it was a meme

fluid heron
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Rewatched world war z with my friends and we all started laughing when the last holdout for the apocalypse was fucking israel

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World war zionist

minor cypress
quaint ore
quaint ore
rocky geode
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(civil war) which it absolutely has been close to several times btw

fading thunder
rocky geode
fading thunder
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Atleast that tough guy is

minor cypress
rocky geode
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kebab

quaint ore
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Nah call it gyros

rocky geode
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jye rohs

quaint ore
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the funniest part is that he said he is "from the swamps" when I asked him where he is from

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and posted a fucking fanart of clear sky

rocky geode
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so serbia

quaint ore
rocky geode
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kindof hilarious that he would use arab/kebab countries as examples of people deserving of sympathy if hes a serb tho

naive bison
quaint ore
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Again i got no idea the fuck his argument is even about, he seems to just be an edgelord contrarian

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"le based troll"

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I decided not to engage further cause it would give me brain damage

naive bison
rocky geode
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it gives: there are starving people in africa eat your food slop

quaint ore
rocky geode
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dude im gonna be that guy : the book for world war Z was a million times better than the movie

quaint ore
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this is what it gives me off

rocky geode
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its not even close

rocky geode
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if he is

arctic estuary
quaint ore
minor cypress
quaint ore
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or some shitty ass third world shithole where he thinks western countries are paradise of weaklings or some shit

naive bison
rocky geode
naive bison
minor cypress
naive bison
tidal trellis
rocky geode
rocky geode
arctic estuary
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INSANE EXPLOIT TO GET HIRED AT ANY BANK

naive bison
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Where did this come from

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Are most "Russians" the types that fight in the UFC?

rocky geode
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soviet erra moscivism

naive bison
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That have a russian flag but look Pakistani and throat Kadyrov?

pale ingot
fluid heron
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When I was learning to drive my instructor was this Italian guy

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From italy

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and he would just talk about how 9/11 was fake and how the Jews did it

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And man

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He was spitting

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yeah turn right here anyways jet fuel can't melt steel beams

storm stream
unborn geode
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The Boys 1,5/5

fluid heron
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The FBI cut down a tree where the supposed shot would be taken place on mlk

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The day of

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the window where the shot was completely obstructed by a tree

naive bison
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chicken patty
buckwheat noodles
frozen veggie mix
coffee with milk and sugar

fluid heron
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makes sense

naive bison
fossil swan
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fiber

fluid heron
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Xals boutta get disentery in 2026

fossil swan
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but pretty balanced

fading thunder
fluid heron
fading thunder
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People get disentery all the time

naive bison
fluid heron
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yeah nah

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I don't think that's an all the time thing

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What the fuck is dude sending me

drifting mantle
lusty hazel
fluid heron
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Estonian flag

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For what

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Aye mane they got wifi in they forests mane

lusty hazel
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laugh at retard

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it's like the AI videos of finland of ''the postal service helps the homeless!!''

lusty hazel
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they never have

fluid heron
lusty hazel
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homelessness in finland is like basically non existent, there are homeless people but their situation is caused by themselves and they get help if they need it but they don't

fluid heron
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shit is basically a meme

lusty hazel
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fell for the AI video award

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laugh at user

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don't you try to backtrack now

fluid heron
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fell for the retard doesn't understand I'm ironically quoting made up bullshit

lusty hazel
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see

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backtracking

fluid heron
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No fucking country has wifi in the forests

lusty hazel
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bet the palm of your hand is hairy

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fatass

naive bison
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mmmm

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i love chicken with veggies

fluid heron
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My shit Smoove

lusty hazel
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absolute bum

naive bison
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and putting sweet n sour sauce on that

fluid heron
lusty hazel
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nah it's hairy asf

fluid heron
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But I fuck with veggies

lusty hazel
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blow yo shit smoove off

naive bison
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holy shit POGGIES1

fluid heron
naive bison
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1 calorie per gram is crazy

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actually crazy

fluid heron
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bros eating tarkov food

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Ain't never eaten buckwheat noodles

naive bison
fluid heron
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What the fuck even is buckwheat actually

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What

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so is it a grain?

naive bison
fluid heron
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Fuck it why not

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Shit comes from like flowers

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What is this strange fucking food

storm stream
fluid heron
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Shit is the mystery meat of grain

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Y'all seen that fucking Estonian government game

storm stream
fluid heron
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It's like a waking fever dream

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The Estonian government made a video game

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Not even sure the purpose of it

minor cypress
fluid heron
pale ingot
fluid heron
minor cypress
naive bison
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that's buckwheat flour

pale ingot
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hweat

fluid heron
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I'm aware of y'all's fucked up bread

naive bison
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wait nvm im retarded

naive bison
pale ingot
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btw xal you are retarded as fuck

naive bison
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not with sandwiches or sth

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but with like homecooked food

pale ingot
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bro thought whole grain bread was buckwheat bread

fluid heron
naive bison
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salads go hard with black bread

arctic estuary
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hey man as long as you dont eat wonderbread all good with me

naive bison
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traditional salad of tomato cucumber dill mayonaise

fluid heron
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I use bread for French toast and sandwiches

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Nothing else

naive bison
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you eat the salad

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get left with salad water

pale ingot
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isnt wonderbread that australian shit

naive bison
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slop it up with black bread

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you'll be shooting ropes from the flavor

fluid heron
naive bison
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guaranteed bust

fluid heron
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salad water?

fluid heron
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actual fucking mental patient

naive bison
# fluid heron salad water?

leftover cucumber and tomato juices that secreted due to the salt in the mayonaise, mixed together with the mayo and dill

fluid heron
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What salad do you make that leaves salad water

arctic estuary
naive bison
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see that?

fluid heron
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Whole bunch of bullshit

minor cypress
fluid heron
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no salad needs that much cucumber

naive bison
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you guys are not nice

storm stream
naive bison
storm stream
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thats tt point

naive bison
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it's very refreshing

arctic estuary
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salad water just sounds wierd

naive bison
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a delicious summer treat

fluid heron
arctic estuary
fluid heron
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ITS FUCKING DOGSHIT

storm stream
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theres is also literal water from the veg

naive bison
pale ingot
# fluid heron salad water?

i guess he means like when you make a salad but you dont properly clean/prepare some of the ingredients so they end up oozing water and building a fuckin layer of water at the bottom of the salad

arctic estuary
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it just sounds wrong

minor cypress
pale ingot
arctic estuary
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but yes crutons in salads are normal

pale ingot
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okay

fluid heron
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Cucumber is hot ass

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Tastes not good and like nothing at the same time

pale ingot
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what did the cucumber do to you bro

fluid heron
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I don't know how they do it

fluid heron
pale ingot
naive bison
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you do realize cucumber and tomato are mostly water, right?

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are you genuinely retarded?

pale ingot
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not those

naive bison
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WELL THAT WAS ALL THE SALAD WAS

pale ingot
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can you slobber on my cock xal

naive bison
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YOU FUCKING MORON

pale ingot
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can you slobber on my shit

naive bison
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I LITERALLY DESCRIBED A SALAD WITH 2 MAIN INGREDIENTS

pale ingot
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please and thank you

naive bison
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AND THEN YOU TYPE THAT RETARDED SHIT

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AND THEN SAY "not those"

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kill yourself

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genuinely

fluid heron
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ive diced 3 tomatoes put them into a salad and not have enough juice to go wow this is the perfect time for my Russian black bread

arctic estuary
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the thing we love the most about xal is his optimism

storm stream
naive bison
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genuinely

storm stream
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bad soil

naive bison
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it's a really good salad

fluid heron
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fucking can't stand cucumber

arctic estuary
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next time try to eat it with your mouth bud

fluid heron
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I instead taste it

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And it tastes like fucking ass

minor cypress
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Just eat the tomato like an apple

arctic estuary
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enjoying sodomy does not makes you homo fyi

pale ingot
fluid heron
minor cypress
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With salt and pepper

fluid heron
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Eat an entire tomato like an apple

storm stream
fluid heron
minor cypress
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Yeah. But its good with salt and pepper

naive bison
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gigantic homosexual self-report

fluid heron
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Yep

arctic estuary
fluid heron
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god one sentence to make yourself sound stupid and gae

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And you managed

fluid heron
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I would eat a tomato straight out the grocery store don't even wash it

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fucking love tomato

pale ingot
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hold on i just crafted something for you @arctic estuary

fluid heron
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Damn you are fucked

arctic estuary
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awww you guys are so sweet

austere shadow
arctic estuary
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apparantly tomatoes are also high in Phytoestrogens just like soy

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doesnt matter but i dont see people saying eating tomatoes makes you gae

pale ingot
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ok but tomatoes are fundamentally more manly than soy

arctic estuary
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double standard

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vegephobic pos

fluid heron
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God damn look at these sleepy fucks

pale ingot
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cucumber @fluid heron

fluid heron
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Gross

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Ew

storm stream
fluid heron
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they are hyperactive border Aussies

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And two loving sisters

storm stream
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aww

pale ingot
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chud..

fluid heron
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Having 3 dogs bred from the smartest dog and herding dogs

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I have a pool you go into it they won't let you out

minor cypress
fluid heron
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Australian shepherd and Border collie

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The herding is next level

minor cypress
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When we had bbqs, they would herd all the kids into a group

fluid heron
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Sweetest fucking dogs

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3 dogs laying on top of me if I take a nap outside of my room

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Recently had to dig out 900 feet of fence and lay concrete into it

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Shit was fucking hell

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The one that lays upside down is like the fucking mastermind of getting out the fence to bark at my neighbors dogs

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He will dig a hole wait 3 days and then go out to go piss off my neighbors dogs and come right back

naive bison
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@river zealot

storm stream
naive bison
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@river zealot @narrow lotus this guy is so tiresome

naive bison
narrow lotus
fluid heron
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Actually insane

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Tongue whistling the bird guitar solo

pale ingot
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i didnt even know you could do that

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crazy

arctic estuary
arctic estuary
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Being an internet nano celebrity is tiresome

fluid heron
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Internet nano homosexual

fluid heron
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Gotta boot my pc for this one

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that 2.3 second bios time coming in handy

hazy finch
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i was just about to say i made an edit where he said that exact thing
i dont have it on my pc anymore i think but glad someone saved it

hazy finch
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a very shitty edit all sorts of image tears i should probably remake that

prisma venture
fluid heron
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theres just a j

solar breach
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Just like me ong

fluid heron
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fuck off firefox

hazy finch
dusk sentinel
dusk sentinel
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Firefox thinks it owns you

fluid heron
pale ingot
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fireboy and watergirl

fluid heron
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way to state the obvious

dusk sentinel
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One of the classics

dusk sentinel
prisma venture
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btw

fluid heron
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nobody can fuck with my mood i got this playing

pale ingot
fluid heron
pale ingot
fluid heron
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im one of those people that will try something over and over till i like it

fluid heron
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cucumber has been hot ass every time

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i only needed a single ipa to like em

dusk sentinel
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If you do the same thing enough times you end up liking it lmao

fluid heron
pale ingot
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and if you do it enough times after that you hate it again

fluid heron
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same reason i fucking hate chicken'

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had it too many times

dusk sentinel
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That's how people can play slop over and over again and actually enjoy it

fluid heron
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and by the time i finish it theres only cucumber at the bottom

dusk sentinel
fluid heron
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cant fucking stand chicken now

hazy finch
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cucumber fucking sucks just pickle that shit its way better like that

fluid heron
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too much white people chicken will do that to you

fluid heron
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the only way to make cucumber palatable

dusk sentinel
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I can recommend it thumbsUp2x

fluid heron
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ive made so many steaks

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could never get sick of it

dusk sentinel
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I get it pre-chopped up in packs and fry or boil them

fluid heron
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i would eat a steak raw

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no grill

dusk sentinel
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Look into raw recipes?

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There are ways to prepare raw meat to be edible and tasty

fluid heron
dusk sentinel
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Carpaccio was it

fluid heron
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love sushi

dusk sentinel
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Yeah but that's fish

fluid heron
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yeah

dusk sentinel
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(based tho)

fluid heron
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fucking love fish

dusk sentinel
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You can probably make carpaccio lol

fluid heron
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flounder gotta be my top 1 of fish

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above crab

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even tho crabs is bugs

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crawfish number 3

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also bugs

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how can such a fucking retarded looking lopsided creature be so tasty

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only had lobster once and it was a big letdown

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i expected to have my dick get so hard after taking a bite my shit explodes

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and it was just pretty good

fluid heron
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still bust in my pants everytime i crack one open

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the difference is shit chicken tastes like pool chemicals and makes me feel ill

pale ingot
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what kind of chicken are you having bro

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jesus

arctic estuary
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dont google chicken farms

fluid heron
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chicken that im not oooking

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everytime i cook it

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its fucking delicious

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anytime any of my family members get access to a pan its a fucking disaster

arctic estuary
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meat is awesome until you see how its handled

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now is just ok

fluid heron
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you mean how they take pictures of them huddled together

arctic estuary
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yeah or in their little boxes

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breeded to be fleshy cant even walk

dusk sentinel
fluid heron
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you have been fed a slight amount of misinformation

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chickens naturally huddle together

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and usually the rest of the space they have is cut out

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they just take pictures and go wow look how shit they are raised

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ignoring the rest of their area

dusk sentinel
arctic estuary
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yeah bro this looks great

fluid heron
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the worst its ever been for meat raising was when mad cow disease was a thing

arctic estuary
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i used to live in a farm

fluid heron
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because we were feeding cows to cows

dusk sentinel
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It's one of those "everyone knows it's shit but no one bothers to solve it" type of issues

fluid heron
fossil swan
fluid heron
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all going to be shipped out slaughtered and made into delicous cutlets

pale ingot
fossil swan
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same prion based disease dif name

arctic estuary
fluid heron
fossil swan
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100% fatality

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will never be curablle probably

fluid heron
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its not even a virus or a bacteria its just a misfolded protein

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actually horrific

fossil swan
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misfolded proteins

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inorganic material

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i guess

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that makes it the worst part because its unrepairable

icy patrol
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brain worms thumbsUp2x

fluid heron
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its just crazy that a misfolded protein causes others to misfold

icy patrol
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i mean it kinda makes sense, our body loves to sequence things together

fossil swan
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between prion disease and brain worms

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rain worms is curable

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brain

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i guess

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with enough drugs

icy patrol
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dna strands, proteins etc

fossil swan
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prions take insane heat to kill

fluid heron
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are any prion diseases curable?

fossil swan
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500C or smth

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no

fluid heron
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nope

fossil swan
icy patrol
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it’s literally just “good luck”

fossil swan
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when a protein gets close to another protein

fluid heron
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quick google search says nope

fossil swan
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it misfolds it

arctic estuary
fluid heron
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god kuru sounds fucking terrifying

prisma venture
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kuru

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dayz?

fluid heron
fossil swan
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to be alive every day is to be insanely lucky, for a protein could misfold and kill you in weeks

prisma venture
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i know

fossil swan
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or something

prisma venture
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its when u eat brain

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of human

fluid heron
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god that shit is terrifying

prisma venture
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but also u can get it just from eating meat

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but when u eat the brain u are fucked

fluid heron
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when you think your burial rite for your tribe members is honorable and degrades your brain till you fucking die

prisma venture
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some trbies in africa i think eats thier dead

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to show them resepct or some shit

arctic estuary
fluid heron
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modern hunting is very wasteful

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alot of peopel shoot deer just for the antlers

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couldnt give less of a fuck about the tasty ass venison

prisma venture
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thats only retards and fudds

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fuds

arctic estuary
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hunting is a sport my guy , sports by nature are wasteful

fluid heron
prisma venture
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every hunter i know harvest all of their deers

prisma venture
quaint ore
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US Hunting and European hunting is very different

fluid heron
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i know people who have kids with their cousins

quaint ore
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Europeans must always be in a club and they have strict sets on what you should and cant do

fluid heron
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us hunting is go next to the interstate and shoot whatever the fuck you want

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as long as you have a tag

thick wadi
quaint ore
fluid heron
quaint ore
fluid heron
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if you aint ever collateralled 2 deer you aint an american

fluid heron
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venison is fucking delicious

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probably my favorite meat

quaint ore
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here's a good vid showing the differences

fluid heron
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dude there was this guy

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from africa

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white guy

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and he would just post videos of like 30 killstreaks on monkeys

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it was fucking insane

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found him immediately

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impact shooting

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these are his fucking thumbnails dawg

river zealot
vast wren
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finally, I just watched the final episode of the boys

fluid heron
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oh god its her

vast wren
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I clapped so fuckin hard dude

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homelander dead

fluid heron
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ive seen the comics

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and the comics make everyone look like a pedophile

vast wren
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but in the show, thank god they changed his character

fluid heron
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huey in the comics looks just like simon pegg

vast wren
arctic estuary
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the goats were not represented in the show

vast wren
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teen titans?

arctic estuary
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i guess but it was so fucking stupid

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bro wrote retarded characters

fluid heron
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the boys comic is lowkey dogshit

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it fucking sucks

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be happy you got a good adaptation

vast wren
arctic estuary
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for me it was a 2 cakes situation

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i liked the comic as it was so stupid it was fun

fluid heron
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so glad jack quaid played huey

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the portrayal in the show is leaps and bounds better than the comic

vast wren
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oi 'ue Ohmlanda killed me woif

fluid heron
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oi huey im gonna inject this fucking supe serum into my scrotum

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and then im gonna betray and kill all of ya

arctic estuary
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mothers milk arc in the comics was the most racist shit ever idk how it got published

narrow lotus
fluid heron
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nah the actor for butcher fucking killed it

narrow lotus
#

homelander's reaction

fluid heron
#

the show is way better than the comic

arctic estuary
#

butcher's actor was also judge dreed in a goated movie

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guy is gud

fluid heron
#

and im of the persuasion that the manga is always better than the anime

vast wren
narrow lotus
#

he was Eomer in LOTR

fluid heron
#

so thats saying alot

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and guess what the manga is always better

narrow lotus
fluid heron
#

but not in this fucking case

narrow lotus
#

it is much better

vast wren
fluid heron
#

fucker sounds like he lives in a nuclear apocalypse

quaint ore
vast wren
arctic estuary
#

nah his name is billy butcher and he is scotish the rest is fan fiction

narrow lotus
#

he is also Johnny Cage in the MK movie

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which is good

quaint ore
fluid heron
#

just bit my cheek wide open

#

ow

runic kernel
#

Hi ledy Hi FatRaccoon Hi Stella Hi Skom

narrow lotus
#

hi

quaint ore
#

hi

arctic estuary
#

Went to the capital and I just had to stop at the comic shop. All of them fucking awesome (I am not edgy I swear)

fluid heron
#

nemesis is kinda goated

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and insanely edgy

arctic estuary
#

its artistic edge

fluid heron
#

kinda the same reason i always preferred dc

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but only for batman

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just the right amount of edge

#

marvel ruins was fucking so good tho

arctic estuary
#

idk i only read punisher max and 90s deadpoool

fluid heron
#

read marvel ruins

quaint ore
#

punisher slave traders series was fucking muah

runic kernel
#

Hi Artyom Hi Bloodknot Hi mr.chaplain

fluid heron
#

shits like if the marvel universe was in the berserk universe

arctic estuary
fluid heron
#

were everything that was supposed to amazing is fucking awful and horrific

arctic estuary
#

it has the vibe of punisher the end

fluid heron
#

instead of peter parker becoming spiderman from his radioactive spider bite instead is a disease that makes your skin harden into spiderweb like patterns

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until you die

quaint ore
#

OH THAT ONE

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its very edgy

fluid heron
#

its really good

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i love stories that are just abysmally dreadful

quaint ore
#

yeah the ghost rider just died cause he literally had his head burnt

fluid heron
#

why i love berserk

quaint ore
#

there are no heros, just death

fluid heron
#

while riding a motorcycle

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and the one time he had his face melt off his bones from the stuint

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rode screaming the entire time with his head on fire

crystal saddle
fluid heron
#

magneto attracted so much metal it killed hundreds and himself

crystal saddle
#

H&k did an official Mp5 with an M203 btw

fluid heron
#

they had a prison to contain the xmen

arctic estuary
fluid heron
#

tortured them removed their limbs

arctic estuary
#

just dodge the 40mm

crystal saddle
fluid heron
narrow lotus
#

China banned Nvidia’s gaming chip during Jensen Huang’s visit

crystal saddle
fluid heron
#

silver surfer died in space with his lungs ripped out

arctic estuary
quaint ore
fluid heron
#

galactus was dead

crystal saddle
fluid heron
#

it was a look into a world where superpowers shouldve existed but there was nothing

#

extraordinary circumtances led to ruin

quaint ore
#

man i'd love a comic

fluid heron
#

fucking fire ass comic

quaint ore
#

which is just normal guys fighting interdimensional shit without any gimmicks

#

40k and GOC scratched that itch for me

#

but both got enshittified

fluid heron
#

if you dont wanna read it

quaint ore
fluid heron
#

very good video

#

i read it and its a very good video

#

i still think dcs batman and his insanity from the joker is still the best of comics

#

fucking hate superman

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love batman

#

arkham asylum is just peak

quaint ore
#

man i need

fluid heron
#

its why outlast is peak

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and man outlasts lore is fucking peak

#

fucking love outlast

quaint ore
#

i just need jagged, metallic, rusted and cracked looking shit

fluid heron
#

i wish i knew

#

i love that type of artstyle

quaint ore
#

none of the trench crusade like bullshit, just world war macabre

fluid heron
#

so depressingly beautiful

quaint ore
#

this is called macabre style art p sure

fluid heron
quaint ore
fluid heron
#

pluto eating his son is included in macabre art

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good to know

quaint ore
#

I bet it was the most horifying art piece made at the time

fluid heron
#

this was made so so so long ago

#

and is still terrifying

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its saturn devouring his son

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not pluto

#

1819

#

yeah still fucking terrifying

thick wadi
quaint ore
#

but i wont post it here

#

its literally a man eating an infant

thick wadi
#

i think i read something like that

fluid heron
#

dont now

#

im way too drunk at 9:50 am

#

but that painting still sends shiver up my fucking spine

quaint ore
#

i sent you the one which gave me a bit of shudder

fluid heron
#

yeah

quaint ore
#

the realism makes it considerably darker

#

even if it doesnt have gore

fluid heron
#

that shit makes me hurt looking at

fluid heron
#

was trying to listen to shit

#

gotta restart

#

fucking pc set this shit to my mics output

#

actually fucking retarded

#

samson q2u microphone ah yes i want my headphones to output to that

#

fucking hate how realtek is just like yep your headphones are speakers

#

your bespoke audiophile headphones yep set em as speakers

fluid heron
#

how the fuck do you even fall like thaty

#

ive fallen back in my chair drunk as shit

#

how the fuck do you fall forward

#

the headrest fucking raptured him

storm stream
prisma venture
#

might be peak

#

@grizzled meadow

fluid heron
#

just sat back and everythings a big blur

#

also what the fuck was xal talking about earlier

#

dont even remember

#

he got cock mogged

arctic estuary
#

talking about salad and bread

#

and you guys insulted my boy who is trying to be healthy , shame on you

fluid heron
#

fucker was eating straigh cucumber

#

fucking gross

#

go have another famine

#

go eat some fucking green potatoes and get solanine poisioning

arctic estuary
#

nah today we eat processed shit and get cancer

#

also plastic in our balls

fluid heron
#

im gonna go make a roast beef sandwich

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slopping with fucking mayo and mustard

arctic estuary
#

enjoy your stroke thumbsUp2x

fluid heron
#

with fat fucking slices of tomato

#

because i dont have a fucking knife sharpener and all my knives are dull as shit

fluid heron
#

i need to fucking order a whetstone

#

and a leather strap to debur

#

theres nothing more than i hate than a razor sharp knife

#

than a non razor sharp knife

wooden harbor
#

diamond stones are the easiest to take care of. just wipe it off

#

kinda expensive tho

fluid heron
#

god knife sets are a fucking scam

pseudo robin
wooden harbor
#

well if they come from a legit company then no...

dusk sentinel
fluid heron
hazy finch
# pseudo robin

i haven't watched a single episode of this show yet i feel lke i have and its just dogshit

fluid heron
#

and they make folding pocket knives

wooden harbor
#

spyderco also makes some nice pocket knives

fluid heron
#

and that knife is shapre than every kitchen ive ever sused

naive bison
#

dinner time

spring quail
#

Kabar-Becker make lightsabers

fluid heron
naive bison
#

veggie mix
buckwheat noodles
chicken patty (with cheese and tomato slice on top)

  • ketchup
    +coffee with milk and sugar
fluid heron
#

fuck em

hazy finch
# fluid heron and that knife is shapre than every kitchen ive ever sused

mums kitchen still have the same japanese steel knives that was gifted to her like 8 year ago atp and they're all chipped/bent at the point and yet they still cut mostly fine

the bread knife has its upper half of serrations completely rubbed off so the upper parts just basically a butter knife now

naive bison
wooden harbor
fluid heron
#

i would be better off flaking obsidian shards and making a macuahuitl sword than using the sharpest becker knives

arctic estuary
naive bison
#

god damn

hazy finch
fluid heron
#

cant even stomach chicken that isnt breaded

naive bison
spring quail
naive bison
fluid heron
#

white people chicken is all the explanation i have

wooden harbor
naive bison
#

i gotta apologize to my mom

#

i was arguing with her that buckwheat noodles arent healthy

#

ts has 100 cal for 100g

#

😭

fluid heron
#

not gonna apologize to my mother for her chicken

#

that shit is ass

arctic estuary
pale ingot
#

time to whip my shit out again

arctic estuary
#

fiber is the way to go buddy

fluid heron
#

super chewy and taste like cleaning product

dusk raven
#

you can't eat chicken without breading
im with your mom on this one

naive bison
#

@river zealot @thick wadi @narrow lotus

fluid heron
wooden harbor
#

mfers clearly never had a nice grilled piece of teriyaki chicken

fluid heron
#

i dont even have 1 percent of black i nme

naive bison
fluid heron
#

ruined chicken forever

naive bison
#

because the only people i know wash chicken with cleaning product (clorox bleach) are african-americans

fluid heron
#

if it isnt wings and smeared in teriyaki sauce

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cant fucking have it

hazy finch
#

fatraccoon dont season they chicken

fluid heron
naive bison
#

and i quote "if it aint mothafuckin clorox it aint gon' taste right"

hazy finch
naive bison
fluid heron
#

its just that my fucking mom seasons it with salt and pepper cooks it in an oven and goes good enough

naive bison
#

i wish i could post the video of black people washing chicken with cleaning products but they say the n-word a lot

fluid heron
#

i cook chicken like ribs with a mustard coating to have spices stick and smoke it

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and its fucking delicious

hazy finch
#

give me sweet chilli and sour cream or give me death

fluid heron
#

start that shit at 8 in the morning and when im drunk as shit pull it off and have a fucking tender chicken meal

arctic estuary
storm stream
#

My recommended...

#

man I can't

spring quail
#

I just got over a fever and I want egg washed burgers

fluid heron
fluid heron
#

chicken is like the white bread of meat

#

you gotta do alot

wooden harbor
naive bison
arctic estuary
storm stream
#

"back"?

storm stream
fluid heron
#

if chicken is done wel and seasoned well

#

its fucking delicious

#

if chicken is bullshitted and seasoned with salt and pepper its fucking ass

hazy finch
#

man just shut the fuck up and put some mayo on that mf chicken

#

goddamn

fluid heron
spring quail
#

I present the ultimate in fast meal technology

fluid heron
#

mayo is the a1 to chicken as it is to a shit steak

wooden harbor
#

mayo... the bane of my existance

fluid heron
#

a1 doesnt make a good steak better but a shit steak it makes better

storm stream
#

who tf eats mayo

#

jfc

naive bison
arctic estuary
fluid heron
#

mayo cant make a good chicken better but it makes a shit chicken better

hazy finch
#

get me a chicken sandwich with some whole egg mayo and maybe some sweet chili and my life is yours

spring quail
fluid heron
#

fucking love mayo

wooden harbor
primal rapids
fluid heron
#

if i order a roast beef and it dont got enough mayo i will sit there and fucking argue with the minimum wage jimie johns worker

#

idgaf

naive bison
fluid heron
#

slop some mayo on my shit or ill demand you give me my money back

wooden harbor
#

ordering a sandwich without mayo is a gamble because every fucking sandwich comes with mayo and it's the first thing that goes on the bread so they tend to slap the mayo on there without even thinking

fluid heron
#

fucking love mayo

#

and i love poppy seed dressing on my salads

#

i could drink that shit

wooden harbor
#

mayo is cool when it's in caesar dressing, ill admit that

fluid heron
#

people hate on mayo

#

mayos always been there for me

#

like a1

#

to make something shit taste good

wooden harbor
#

it has uses as an ingredient, but by itself it's just gross white goo

fluid heron
#

tripping

#

i could eat an entire jar of mayo like im trying to dehydrate myself for the jaeger quest in tarkov

thick wadi
fluid heron
#

what a beautiful concotion

spring quail
#

This is peak mayo

fluid heron
#

god mayo is goated

#

fucking fire on sandwiches and is a key ingredient in the most lazy ass cooking i make

#

egg salad

spring quail
#

I’ve never had a more divine bologna sandwich until I got that

fluid heron
#

just hard boil eggs add mayo and mustard mix taht shit up add soem paprika

#

its good every time

#

salt and pepper to taste

#

peak white people food

wooden harbor
#

sounds almost like ur making deviled eggs lol

fluid heron
#

instead of deviled eggs you mix it to be put between 2 pieces of bread

#

fucking protein blasted ass sandwich

#

ill usually hard boil about 10 eggs to make it

ruby minnow
#

mayo just goes

#

unlike ketchup

fluid heron
#

replacing the butter in a grilled cheese with mayo

#

fucking try it

#

its just better

ruby minnow
#

deadass?

fluid heron
#

dead fucking ass

#

slather your 2 pieces of bread with mayo

wooden harbor
#

one does not simply replace butter

fluid heron
#

it gets more crispy and doesnt make it as greasy

#

its fucking next level

#

same reason we bake alot of shit with eggs

#

same reason we make fucking french toast

#

just bread and egg mix

#

and its fucking goated

naive bison
ruby minnow
#

i will try that out

#

sounds nice

fluid heron
#

its really good

#

mayo has all the oils fats and shit for cooking

#

makes everything taste good

grizzled meadow
arctic estuary
# naive bison

it gets good when it teaches you how to make improvised explosives

wooden harbor
# naive bison

they were so close to learning something... but so far

fluid heron
#

gonna post my egg salad recipe

#

hard boil a bunch of fuckin eggs

#

combine mustard and mayo until it reaches a desired consistenty

#

dont forget to mash the eggs before adding mustard and mayo

#

generous amounts of paprika

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salt and pepper to taste

#

let cool in the fridge

#

you done

#

put 2 pieces of bread in the toaster and slop it in between

#

shits easy as fuck and the mix lasts about 3 days in the fridge

#

only follow a recipe once and its to taste the rest of the time

lusty hazel
#

bug kit

fluid heron
primal rapids
#

Suboptimal

minor cypress