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hey i also got recommended that video
Shit is crazy
Going into the illegal sand trade
it's just crazy that illegal sand is just behind the fucking mass drug trade
boutta make a sand company this shit is going to the moon
We mostly want quartz sand
Which is mostly silica
And the us has the most silica
sand still needs oil to move big dog
we use it for fucking everything
if it hasnt taken a huge hit yet it will
find a way to make it domestically then undercut the boat-shipped sand
then send me a cut of $ for my idea
Pretty sure the only resource monopoly the us has is quartz
and being fat
and rice actually but not a full monopoly
California makes fucking every crop
and they hold a monopoly on tweakers by square foot
God when we started making our own fuel and just stopped for no reason
not refiner tho
13 million barrels of crude oil a day
Sooo like diablo 3 RoS? 
kuwait refines it at levels we cant fathom
Just get artic gear and make ze super freezer. Bugs cant spawn in cold.
basically , you cant even buy the first expansion you get only both. Also the game is so fast i enjoyed the season but i hate giving money to blizzard
we need more than two parties that are actually 1 party
we need to divorce corporate lobbying and fire anyone with two passports
ofc what we need isnt the priority
Damn. Meanwhile, last epoch is on life support.
Game has so much potential but sold out to china dev i think
I would say we need the country back into the hands of the people
But the people are fucking retarded
hasnt been since the patriot act
and was slipping before that
cOrPeRaTIoNs aRe PeoPlE
i love how we made up 9/11
but check the tax rate on corps before Regan
it was already so over long before that
Diablo 4 is the perfect casual ARPG, pick it up one season at random do as much as you want and pick it up a year later
then ol diddy bill clinton fucked us with nafta
see what i mean as two parties that serve the same master
coca fucking cola
i mean hee hee ha ha bideo game
@tidal trellis ur a twink ha ha gottem right guys
I love how the cia killed JFK and the FBI killed MLK and we conveniently lost 3.3 trillion dollars before the 9)11 attacks
and how a child trafficker called our current president evil
Oh yeah
epstein literally Satan called trump evil
Like what
and he's our fucking president
and all the records of that money were IN THE SECTION OF THE PENTAGON
THAT GOT HIT
WITH A "PLANE"
No. Next question
Anyways let's spend 8 trillion on the war on terror and gain nothing
i heard that if a female plays tarkov a dick starts growing inside
also jfk might not have been the cia
he was also being super obstructionist about giving nuke tech to a certain middle eastern country
and threatening to widthhold all aid and arms sales if they built nukes...
ok now let's send 310 billion fucking dollars to Israel
and the guy who killed oswald?
yeah he was in the mob
but not the italian mob...
can anyone explain the fuck is this guy going on about
@thick wadi
Idk contrarian ragebait
I think he's tryna say that even though he's being bombed daily he doesn't give a fuck
which is pretty pessimistic
I would give many fucks
He is a retard then lol
Arguable less sentient than an ant
hes saying because dubai is being bombed for literally no reason by iran (the reason is they fuck with the us)
you should shut up?
what were you arguing about?
it's like comic book character levels of evil
He was saying that baltics were overreacting and "Crying" about it
Shhh... My stock prices are gonna drop..!
You ever think they just make a drinking game out of the wild shit they can sell us?
tfw unexploded ordinance just flying into your country apparently should be normal
damn
mods asleep in brainfart: go mask off about isreal time 
Maybe it is in whatever backward shithole he's from
The third worlder is shocked and apalled at the sight of a government which actually takes it's security seriously
im so ready to be locked into tic tac toe again
israel is a real place ? damm i thought it was a meme
Rewatched world war z with my friends and we all started laughing when the last holdout for the apocalypse was fucking israel
World war zionist
For context, is this a middle eastern dude upset at a slavic dude for war shit happening? Is he really making it a pissing contest?
the book was also noting down that israel devolved into a civil war between orthodoxes and other jews seeking to help others out
He is saying that we are overreacting to it
(civil war) which it absolutely has been close to several times btw
They're desensitized to it for sure
depending on what balkans hellscape theyre from this kinda goes hard
"it is only bomb, why you heff to be med?"
Atleast that tough guy is
Just spam 🕋 🕋 🕋 at him for ragebait
kebab
Nah call it gyros
jye rohs
the funniest part is that he said he is "from the swamps" when I asked him where he is from
and posted a fucking fanart of clear sky
so serbia
he is a larper retard and a half so maybe serb
kindof hilarious that he would use arab/kebab countries as examples of people deserving of sympathy if hes a serb tho
It's literally in the name, retard - Is Real
Again i got no idea the fuck his argument is even about, he seems to just be an edgelord contrarian
"le based troll"
I decided not to engage further cause it would give me brain damage
Maybe cause of the big walls? That was what was in the movie
it gives: there are starving people in africa eat your food slop
"The brown people endure it bro, you are priviliged."
dude im gonna be that guy : the book for world war Z was a million times better than the movie
this is what it gives me off
its not even close
which for a serb is HILARIOUS
if he is
you are so smart !!! thank you
i bet on some russia aligned country
Didn't israel pre-emptively isolate before the first zombie cases in the book?
or some shitty ass third world shithole where he thinks western countries are paradise of weaklings or some shit
Np happy to answer any Israel-related questions
if you call him a slav and he gets mad hes russian LOL
i think so
? But we are Slavic
Need help with paperwork
Put a big star of David the size of the entire page in blue pen and you will pay zero this year
Im doing something, shoo!!!
surprising to hear this most russians HATE being called slavs
sorry just used u for an example of regular "normal" brainfarting
INSANE EXPLOIT TO GET HIRED AT ANY BANK
soviet erra moscivism
That have a russian flag but look Pakistani and throat Kadyrov?
SHALOM SIRRRRR
When I was learning to drive my instructor was this Italian guy
From italy
and he would just talk about how 9/11 was fake and how the Jews did it
And man
He was spitting
yeah turn right here anyways jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Can't forget building 7 that got demolished with no excuse given
Of course
The Boys 1,5/5
The FBI cut down a tree where the supposed shot would be taken place on mlk
The day of
the window where the shot was completely obstructed by a tree
makes sense
shartmaxxing
?
Xals boutta get disentery in 2026
but pretty balanced
Don't you mean scurvy or smth
Nah disentery
People get disentery all the time
from what
Severe diarrhea that contains blood?
yeah nah
I don't think that's an all the time thing
What the fuck is dude sending me

ESTONIA RAAAAAAAHHH!!!
fell for the AI video lie
laugh at retard
it's like the AI videos of finland of ''the postal service helps the homeless!!''
they never have
Wifi in the forests do you genuinely think I'm that fucking stupid
homelessness in finland is like basically non existent, there are homeless people but their situation is caused by themselves and they get help if they need it but they don't
shit is basically a meme
yeah i do
fell for the AI video award
laugh at user
don't you try to backtrack now
fell for the retard doesn't understand I'm ironically quoting made up bullshit
No fucking country has wifi in the forests
My shit Smoove
absolute bum
and putting sweet n sour sauce on that
I don't like chicken
nah it's hairy asf
But I fuck with veggies
blow yo shit smoove off
holy shit 
blow your shit Smoove off
it's not bad
ye sure
Delicious sloppy meal for men 
the what?
I don't even know
It's like a waking fever dream
The Estonian government made a video game
Not even sure the purpose of it
Ok so im not the only person he randomy sends memes to
I guess not
Never trust a man who eats buckwheat. He will stab you in the back and steal your skin
he will run a scav and wait for the timer
Putting brussel sprouts in the air fryer 
ever seen black bread?
that's buckwheat flour
hweat
I'm aware of y'all's fucked up bread
its rly delicious
btw xal you are retarded as fuck
bro thought whole grain bread was buckwheat bread
Then with what
salads go hard with black bread
hey man as long as you dont eat wonderbread all good with me
traditional salad of tomato cucumber dill mayonaise
isnt wonderbread that australian shit
What
guaranteed bust
salad water?
kill yourself
actual fucking mental patient
leftover cucumber and tomato juices that secreted due to the salt in the mayonaise, mixed together with the mayo and dill
What salad do you make that leaves salad water
just call it dressing dude not salad water
Whole bunch of bullshit
Xal is like a crackhead, expect the street corner is out of chicken tendies and tarkov
no salad needs that much cucumber
you guys are not nice
it's not just dressing
you havent tried it
thats tt point
it's very refreshing
salad water just sounds wierd
a delicious summer treat
I FUCKING DESPISE CUCUMBER
its not but i dont wanna eat salad water
ITS FUCKING DOGSHIT
theres is also literal water from the veg
toddler pallet
i guess he means like when you make a salad but you dont properly clean/prepare some of the ingredients so they end up oozing water and building a fuckin layer of water at the bottom of the salad
it just sounds wrong

wow mental patient
but yes crutons in salads are normal
okay
what did the cucumber do to you bro
I don't know how they do it
Infest my salads
???
listen like
you do realize cucumber and tomato are mostly water, right?
are you genuinely retarded?
not those
WELL THAT WAS ALL THE SALAD WAS
can you slobber on my cock xal
YOU FUCKING MORON
can you slobber on my shit
I LITERALLY DESCRIBED A SALAD WITH 2 MAIN INGREDIENTS
please and thank you
AND THEN YOU TYPE THAT RETARDED SHIT
AND THEN SAY "not those"
kill yourself
genuinely
ive diced 3 tomatoes put them into a salad and not have enough juice to go wow this is the perfect time for my Russian black bread
the thing we love the most about xal is his optimism
probably vegg in US is just bad. mby something to do the poison dumps every 20 miles
you're missing out
genuinely
bad soil
it's a really good salad
fucking can't stand cucumber
next time try to eat it with your mouth bud
Unfortunately I'm not a raging homo like you and eat it with my ass
I instead taste it
And it tastes like fucking ass
projecting hard
Just eat the tomato like an apple
enjoying sodomy does not makes you homo fyi
decent
God I love tomato
With salt and pepper
yeah this one's gae pack it up boys
Nah fuck that raw
Eat an entire tomato like an apple
self-report ahh mf
Cope
Yeah. But its good with salt and pepper
gigantic homosexual self-report
Yep

I would eat a tomato straight out the grocery store don't even wash it
fucking love tomato
hold on i just crafted something for you @arctic estuary
Damn you are fucked
awww you guys are so sweet
apparantly tomatoes are also high in Phytoestrogens just like soy
doesnt matter but i dont see people saying eating tomatoes makes you gae
ok but tomatoes are fundamentally more manly than soy
God damn look at these sleepy fucks
cucumber @fluid heron
I mean waht are they supposed to do?
run around and cause problems
they are hyperactive border Aussies
And two loving sisters
aww
chud..
🥺
Having 3 dogs bred from the smartest dog and herding dogs
I have a pool you go into it they won't let you out
Border collies do be herding
When we had bbqs, they would herd all the kids into a group
Sweetest fucking dogs
3 dogs laying on top of me if I take a nap outside of my room
Recently had to dig out 900 feet of fence and lay concrete into it
Shit was fucking hell
The one that lays upside down is like the fucking mastermind of getting out the fence to bark at my neighbors dogs
He will dig a hole wait 3 days and then go out to go piss off my neighbors dogs and come right back
@river zealot
How is Gamba now?
@river zealot @narrow lotus this guy is so tiresome
very optimized

Nah this is even crazier
https://youtu.be/Idue6GFtWM4? Is getting tense
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Being an internet nano celebrity is tiresome
Internet nano homosexual
i was just about to say i made an edit where he said that exact thing
i dont have it on my pc anymore i think but glad someone saved it
dont worry i got you
a very shitty edit all sorts of image tears i should probably remake that
my favorite is next to his username
theres just a j
Just like me ong
fuck off firefox
yea i make all my shitposts on either MS paint or capcut (sometimes both) and they aren't the best when you gotta do some precise shit like faking discord messages
Switch to Waterfox 
Firefox thinks it owns you
firefox and waterfox
fireboy and watergirl
One of the classics
some mod wanted this on their wishlist
btw
nobody can fuck with my mood i got this playing
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Supersonic Rocket Ship · The Kinks
Everybody's in Show-Biz
℗ 1972 Kinks Properties Limited under exclusive license to Sanctuary Records Group Ltd., a BMG Company
Released on: 1972-08-25
Producer, Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals: Raymond Douglas Davies
Lead Guitar, Vocals: Dave Davies
Bass: John Dalton
...
cucumbers can
i would have to taste one
taste mine vro
im one of those people that will try something over and over till i like it
That's lowkey how we all work tbh
If you do the same thing enough times you end up liking it lmao
but its the one thing that i just fucking despise
and if you do it enough times after that you hate it again
That's how people can play slop over and over again and actually enjoy it
but everytime i try cucumber its my mom going i put cucumber in this salad
and by the time i finish it theres only cucumber at the bottom
Cycle of life
cant fucking stand chicken now
cucumber fucking sucks just pickle that shit its way better like that
too much white people chicken will do that to you
love relish love pickles
the only way to make cucumber palatable
I eat turkey lately
I can recommend it 
I get it pre-chopped up in packs and fry or boil them
no im no trying to die of shit relate dehydration
Carpaccio was it
sushi
love sushi
Yeah but that's fish
yeah
(based tho)
fucking love fish
You can probably make carpaccio lol
flounder gotta be my top 1 of fish
above crab
even tho crabs is bugs
crawfish number 3
also bugs
how can such a fucking retarded looking lopsided creature be so tasty
only had lobster once and it was a big letdown
i expected to have my dick get so hard after taking a bite my shit explodes
and it was just pretty good
ive had hundreds of ipas
still bust in my pants everytime i crack one open
the difference is shit chicken tastes like pool chemicals and makes me feel ill
dont google chicken farms
chicken that im not oooking
everytime i cook it
its fucking delicious
anytime any of my family members get access to a pan its a fucking disaster
chicken farms?
you mean how they take pictures of them huddled together
It is Wednesday my dudes
you have been fed a slight amount of misinformation
chickens naturally huddle together
and usually the rest of the space they have is cut out
they just take pictures and go wow look how shit they are raised
ignoring the rest of their area
I don't care either way since
- There's nothing I can do without heavily inconveniencing myself (and even then it wouldn't work out)
- Meat is a requirement for survival and I'm not going to argue with anyone who thinks otherwise
yeah bro this looks great
the worst its ever been for meat raising was when mad cow disease was a thing
i used to live in a farm
because we were feeding cows to cows
It's one of those "everyone knows it's shit but no one bothers to solve it" type of issues
looks tasty
which was a issue in sheep aswell iirc
all going to be shipped out slaughtered and made into delicous cutlets
goycattle
same prion based disease dif name
nah it was named "ram ranch"
prion disease is fucking terrifying
prion diseases are the worst
100% fatality
will never be curablle probably
misfolded proteins
inorganic material
i guess
that makes it the worst part because its unrepairable
brain worms 
its just crazy that a misfolded protein causes others to misfold
i mean it kinda makes sense, our body loves to sequence things together
between prion disease and brain worms
rain worms is curable
brain
i guess
with enough drugs
dna strands, proteins etc
prions take insane heat to kill
are any prion diseases curable?
nope
so the thing is
it’s literally just “good luck”
when a protein gets close to another protein
quick google search says nope
it misfolds it
nah you just purge what you can and live wirth the loses
god kuru sounds fucking terrifying
its real
to be alive every day is to be insanely lucky, for a protein could misfold and kill you in weeks
i know
or something
god that shit is terrifying
but also u can get it just from eating meat
but when u eat the brain u are fucked
when you think your burial rite for your tribe members is honorable and degrades your brain till you fucking die
not as much , neuronal tissue degrading is what causes pryons , if you eat human meat you are likely to get infections
i mean it makes sense
modern hunting is very wasteful
alot of peopel shoot deer just for the antlers
couldnt give less of a fuck about the tasty ass venison
thats false
thats only retards and fudds
fuds
hunting is a sport my guy , sports by nature are wasteful
so most of south georgia
every hunter i know harvest all of their deers
becuse u are american retards what else u want me to say
US Hunting and European hunting is very different
i know people who have kids with their cousins
Europeans must always be in a club and they have strict sets on what you should and cant do
us hunting is go next to the interstate and shoot whatever the fuck you want
as long as you have a tag

yeah thats very illegal here
lame
at least we dont waste shit
if you aint ever collateralled 2 deer you aint an american
ive never wasted any deer meat
venison is fucking delicious
probably my favorite meat
Join Janis as he makes his first trip to his fatherland. Although deeply rooted in his own personal culture, including his first language, Janis has never been to Latvia until now. Roaring stags, home-built treestands, hunting goddesses, and more superstitions than you can shake a stick at, make for an eye-opening trip.
#meateater #fueledbynatur...
here's a good vid showing the differences
dude there was this guy
from africa
white guy
and he would just post videos of like 30 killstreaks on monkeys
it was fucking insane
found him immediately
impact shooting
these are his fucking thumbnails dawg

finally, I just watched the final episode of the boys
oh god its her
the legend in the comics most definetly is one
but in the show, thank god they changed his character
atleast they left gave "the woman" a name
the goats were not represented in the show
what is this a parody of
teen titans?
the boys comic is lowkey dogshit
it fucking sucks
be happy you got a good adaptation
herogasm in the comics is basically just Epstein island
for me it was a 2 cakes situation
i liked the comic as it was so stupid it was fun
so glad jack quaid played huey
the portrayal in the show is leaps and bounds better than the comic
oi 'ue Ohmlanda killed me woif
oi huey im gonna inject this fucking supe serum into my scrotum
and then im gonna betray and kill all of ya
mothers milk arc in the comics was the most racist shit ever idk how it got published
nah the actor for butcher fucking killed it
the show is way better than the comic
and im of the persuasion that the manga is always better than the anime
truthnuke
he was Eomer in LOTR
definetely even with the shit season 4 and 5
but not in this fucking case
it is much better
guys name is karl urban
what a goated ass name
fucker sounds like he lives in a nuclear apocalypse
yeah he was the main actor for judge dredd movie
yes, new zealander, same as Anthony starr
nah his name is billy butcher and he is scotish the rest is fan fiction
"Citizens of Peach Trees, this is the law..." (2:27)
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One of my personal favourite scenes in the movie, though second of course to the brilliant announcement made later on in the film where Dredd places judgement upon Mama. This is definitely a highly underrated film and I recommend it to any fans of the sci-fi/action genre thou...
actually sick as fuck
just bit my cheek wide open
ow
Hi ledy Hi FatRaccoon Hi Stella Hi Skom
hi
hi
Went to the capital and I just had to stop at the comic shop. All of them fucking awesome (I am not edgy I swear)
its artistic edge
kinda the same reason i always preferred dc
but only for batman
just the right amount of edge
marvel ruins was fucking so good tho
idk i only read punisher max and 90s deadpoool
read marvel ruins
punisher slave traders series was fucking muah
Hi Artyom Hi Bloodknot Hi mr.chaplain
shits like if the marvel universe was in the berserk universe
hewo
were everything that was supposed to amazing is fucking awful and horrific
it has the vibe of punisher the end
instead of peter parker becoming spiderman from his radioactive spider bite instead is a disease that makes your skin harden into spiderweb like patterns
until you die
yeah the ghost rider just died cause he literally had his head burnt
why i love berserk
there are no heros, just death
he was a stunt man that lit his head on fire
while riding a motorcycle
and the one time he had his face melt off his bones from the stuint
rode screaming the entire time with his head on fire
magneto attracted so much metal it killed hundreds and himself
H&k did an official Mp5 with an M203 btw
they had a prison to contain the xmen
mad cuz bad
tortured them removed their limbs
just dodge the 40mm
Guh?
China banned Nvidia’s gaming chip during Jensen Huang’s visit
I was mentioning it cause it cool
silver surfer died in space with his lungs ripped out
nvm move along :3
me when explosive decompression
galactus was dead
it was a look into a world where superpowers shouldve existed but there was nothing
extraordinary circumtances led to ruin
man i'd love a comic
fucking fire ass comic
which is just normal guys fighting interdimensional shit without any gimmicks
40k and GOC scratched that itch for me
but both got enshittified
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Today we take a look at what many consider to be one of Marvel's darkest comics. Marvel Ruins. Ruins is a what if scenario where everything that can go wrong. Goes wrong. And in the worst way possible.
A world ruled by Murphy...
if you dont wanna read it
ye i saw this vid
very good video
i read it and its a very good video
i still think dcs batman and his insanity from the joker is still the best of comics
fucking hate superman
love batman
arkham asylum is just peak
man i need
a comic like this
its why outlast is peak
and man outlasts lore is fucking peak
fucking love outlast
with art style like this
i just need jagged, metallic, rusted and cracked looking shit
none of the trench crusade like bullshit, just world war macabre
so depressingly beautiful
this is called macabre style art p sure
I need to check how was this perceived when it was made
I bet it was the most horifying art piece made at the time
probably with terror
this was made so so so long ago
and is still terrifying
its saturn devouring his son
not pluto
1819
yeah still fucking terrifying
wasnt the whole thing that the public didnt see this until much later as this was something the artist kept in his home and was only found when they went through his stuff after he died
there is a more horrifying art piece in 1754
but i wont post it here
its literally a man eating an infant
i think i read something like that
dont now
im way too drunk at 9:50 am
but that painting still sends shiver up my fucking spine
i sent you the one which gave me a bit of shudder
yeah
that shit makes me hurt looking at
this video broke all my fucking sound drivers
was trying to listen to shit
gotta restart
fucking pc set this shit to my mics output
actually fucking retarded
samson q2u microphone ah yes i want my headphones to output to that
fucking hate how realtek is just like yep your headphones are speakers
your bespoke audiophile headphones yep set em as speakers
how the fuck do you even fall like thaty
ive fallen back in my chair drunk as shit
how the fuck do you fall forward
the headrest fucking raptured him
sitting too forward on the seat
my eyes are so fucking bad i cant see my monitor when its pressed up against the edge of my desk and im sitting like a normal human being
just sat back and everythings a big blur
also what the fuck was xal talking about earlier
dont even remember
he got cock mogged
talking about salad and bread
and you guys insulted my boy who is trying to be healthy , shame on you
fucker was eating straigh cucumber
fucking gross
go have another famine
go eat some fucking green potatoes and get solanine poisioning
enjoy your stroke 
with fat fucking slices of tomato
because i dont have a fucking knife sharpener and all my knives are dull as shit
i need to fucking order a whetstone
and a leather strap to debur
theres nothing more than i hate than a razor sharp knife
than a non razor sharp knife
diamond stones are the easiest to take care of. just wipe it off
kinda expensive tho
i prefer sharpening the shitty ass knives my mom gave me as a set
god knife sets are a fucking scam
well if they come from a legit company then no...
only legit company i know that makes knives is kershaw
i haven't watched a single episode of this show yet i feel lke i have and its just dogshit
and they make folding pocket knives
spyderco also makes some nice pocket knives
Season 1 is okay
and that knife is shapre than every kitchen ive ever sused
dinner time
Kabar-Becker make lightsabers
becker makes bullshit
veggie mix
buckwheat noodles
chicken patty (with cheese and tomato slice on top)
- ketchup
+coffee with milk and sugar

fuck em
coffee for dinner ?
mums kitchen still have the same japanese steel knives that was gifted to her like 8 year ago atp and they're all chipped/bent at the point and yet they still cut mostly fine
the bread knife has its upper half of serrations completely rubbed off so the upper parts just basically a butter knife now
yeah why not
got this whack ass disney flavored coffe for christmas. tastes kinda weird black, but i recently started putting some of that vanilla coffee creamer in it and it's delicious now lol
i would be better off flaking obsidian shards and making a macuahuitl sword than using the sharpest becker knives
well if you can drink caffeine before bed and still sleep well props to you
you could trade that buckwheat for a mp-133
cant even stomach chicken that isnt breaded
goy
Exblain

dawg got that mcdonalds brain
i gotta apologize to my mom
i was arguing with her that buckwheat noodles arent healthy
ts has 100 cal for 100g
😭
dont worry she knows you are special and mothers always forgive
time to whip my shit out again
fiber is the way to go buddy
super chewy and taste like cleaning product
you can't eat chicken without breading
im with your mom on this one
are you black?
@river zealot @thick wadi @narrow lotus
im transparenmt
I see
mfers clearly never had a nice grilled piece of teriyaki chicken
i dont even have 1 percent of black i nme
that didn't answer my question
what do you mean "chicken tastes like cleaning product"?
arigato gozaymas
just the way my mom cooks it
ruined chicken forever
because the only people i know wash chicken with cleaning product (clorox bleach) are african-americans
fatraccoon dont season they chicken
i season my fucking chicken
and i quote "if it aint mothafuckin clorox it aint gon' taste right"
with the black mans spices colonizer cracker
what are you, twelve?
its just that my fucking mom seasons it with salt and pepper cooks it in an oven and goes good enough
i wish i could post the video of black people washing chicken with cleaning products but they say the n-word a lot

i cook chicken like ribs with a mustard coating to have spices stick and smoke it
and its fucking delicious
give me sweet chilli and sour cream or give me death
start that shit at 8 in the morning and when im drunk as shit pull it off and have a fucking tender chicken meal
my dad asked me if drinking bleached water would help to prevent corona people are just stupid
I just got over a fever and I want egg washed burgers
fuckers just cant cook chicken

'dont worry it doesnt infect retards'
big back activities
basically told him "i mean you cant get corona if you are dead"
"back"?
they'll apply the diagnosis retroactively, dw
if chicken is done wel and seasoned well
its fucking delicious
if chicken is bullshitted and seasoned with salt and pepper its fucking ass
you already know
I present the ultimate in fast meal technology
mayo is the a1 to chicken as it is to a shit steak
mayo... the bane of my existance
a1 doesnt make a good steak better but a shit steak it makes better
is this canadian
high blood pressure speedrun ?
mayo cant make a good chicken better but it makes a shit chicken better
get me a chicken sandwich with some whole egg mayo and maybe some sweet chili and my life is yours
gaw damn
Americuh
fucking love mayo
this is a meal perfectly tuned for cost efficiency and simplicity of preparation. good shit
if i order a roast beef and it dont got enough mayo i will sit there and fucking argue with the minimum wage jimie johns worker
idgaf
?
slop some mayo on my shit or ill demand you give me my money back
ordering a sandwich without mayo is a gamble because every fucking sandwich comes with mayo and it's the first thing that goes on the bread so they tend to slap the mayo on there without even thinking
and i love it
fucking love mayo
and i love poppy seed dressing on my salads
i could drink that shit
mayo is cool when it's in caesar dressing, ill admit that
people hate on mayo
mayos always been there for me
like a1
to make something shit taste good
it has uses as an ingredient, but by itself it's just gross white goo
its fucking delicious
tripping
i could eat an entire jar of mayo like im trying to dehydrate myself for the jaeger quest in tarkov
what a beautiful concotion
god mayo is goated
fucking fire on sandwiches and is a key ingredient in the most lazy ass cooking i make
egg salad
I’ve never had a more divine bologna sandwich until I got that
just hard boil eggs add mayo and mustard mix taht shit up add soem paprika
its good every time
salt and pepper to taste
peak white people food
sounds almost like ur making deviled eggs lol
it basically is
instead of deviled eggs you mix it to be put between 2 pieces of bread
fucking protein blasted ass sandwich
ill usually hard boil about 10 eggs to make it
true
mayo just goes
unlike ketchup
deadass?
one does not simply replace butter
it gets more crispy and doesnt make it as greasy
its fucking next level
same reason we bake alot of shit with eggs
same reason we make fucking french toast
just bread and egg mix
and its fucking goated
its really good
mayo has all the oils fats and shit for cooking
makes everything taste good
Yes
it gets good when it teaches you how to make improvised explosives
they were so close to learning something... but so far
gonna post my egg salad recipe
hard boil a bunch of fuckin eggs
combine mustard and mayo until it reaches a desired consistenty
dont forget to mash the eggs before adding mustard and mayo
generous amounts of paprika
salt and pepper to taste
let cool in the fridge
you done
put 2 pieces of bread in the toaster and slop it in between
shits easy as fuck and the mix lasts about 3 days in the fridge
only follow a recipe once and its to taste the rest of the time
This, but with ranch beans and some sausage


